This is the financial officer of Glow Glow Glow. I have been trying to reach you for days but it seems like you were busy (doing what exactly? I am not sure). We are running in the reddest of reds. Our revenue is dropping. No literally, the graph is a straight line downwards. Both of our new proposed products: the "Butt Butt Blast Beverage" and the "Perhaps Not Perhaps Not Perhaps Not Package" have been rejected due to Simtellectual Property Violations. What are your ideas for increasing revenue and cutting costs? How can we leverage emerging market trends to differentiate our value proposition while maintaining operational scalability?
Hi to the most watermelon Kardasim sisters; the most beautiful Sim in the Sim world, Kourtney, and the bravest and most brilliant businesswoman, Khloe! I've been listening to this podcast since the beginning and I can honestly say that you two are the ones carrying the whole thing from the start. I hope the both of you continue being kind, generous, entertaining, and witty.
This is Andersim Cooper from SIM-N-N News. My question is for queen Khloe. We just heard the EXCITING news that the top selling iconic brand Booty Booty Pop Juice will be releasing a make-up line soon named "Booty Booty Pop Glow"! It was said that the make-up can be used for your booty so it would look more defined and more gorgeous. Our source also said that you personally asked Taylor Sim Swift to be one of the endorsers of this new line! When we spoke to Taylor about it, she said... "I'm very excited to be a part of this new venture! Khloe Kardasim is a good friend of mine, so her personally asking me to be in the Booty Booty Pop Family is very touching! I've already tried the test products for Booty Booty Pop Glow and it's a make-up line that everyone must try! It's definitely safe, effective, easy to use, doesn't need a long instruction manual, and their customer service is great as well!"
So Khloe, how did it feel creating this new, original, and revolutionary make-up line that no one has thought of yet? Also, how was it like working with a fellow queen Taylor Sim Swift?
Hello Kardasim sisters !! I would like to say thank you to the person who saved our vacation, Kem. My friends and I went to a beach vacation in the Philipines. We went to an island and when we were busy swimming, a group of wild monkeys had gone thru our things and stolen my friends Booty Booty Mega Pop Juice, the group of monkey drank the juice and became a group of Mega Booty PopKong. Lifeguards turned the sirens to warn the people to evacuate the beach bcuz of the destruction of PopKongs doing to the island. I ran to my bag and tried to get the famous Glow Glow Glow Spray Tan. I immediately saw a wild lizard and sprayed it with the product and became a fabulous Glowzilla. It fought the Popkongs sucessfully and everyone on the beach helped out to put the Popkongs to Kourtney’s famous No No No Void Box costing 1 Billion. The Glowzilla is now Traveling the sea and we dont know where its going. So thank you Kem for saving our Vacation and teaching everyone here teamwork. Khloe we still love you but we will never bring your products again in our Vacation. Thank you for the box Kourtney ! Love you three ❤️
Hello Kardasims!!! My question is for the most watermelon sister Kourtney! Kourtney, how do you put up with Chloe and Cynthia? I feel like I would be so miserable having such disrespectful sisters... You're the only reasons I keep up with the Kardasims, you're such a hero and a martyr in the face of such disrespect. I hope I got your sisters names right, they're honestly so forgettable.
Hello to the most beautiful and corporately talented sisters in the digital dimensions! I have a question regarding the process of building a successful business from the ground up, something all three of you could 100% give amazing advice on. Just curious as I have been contemplating starting a business of selling a combination of two hydrogen and oxygen inside plastic bottles! Anyways, hope you all are having an amazing 2025, and for the love of all things pretty in pink, stay watermelon ! 🍉
My question is how do you feel about EDM / dubstep music?
(If this question is better as a watermelon / not watermelon section that’s fine!)
Also thank you for this podcast. I listen to it on my 10 hour shifts at work and when I fall asleep! You keep my day going. Thank you! I hope you guys are having an amazing day. And I hope you guys get the best in life!
Khloe the (so not) fighter and (pure luck) survivor. Kourtney the TRUE and FIRST fighter and survivor, the ultimate skinny legend, the first and only perfect creature of the universe and the unbothered queen.Kim the most successful businesswoman and the host of the podcast.
Kim, thank you so much for making my job easier. I am a hitman and your Glow Glow Glow products works like a charm, easily killing my prey so easily and got away with it like nothing happened with a low price of 10 cent each products in trash conventions. And to Kourtney, thanks to your No No No Cremation Box, I can easily hide bodies and frame the murders to Kim or Kris.
My questions are for you all three. To Khloe, why are you so envious to Kim? To Kourtney.... Nevermind, I can't question the first and only perfect creature of the entire universe. To Kim, when are you going to release your newest product Glow Glow Glow Skinny Melting Lotion? Don't ask how I know it, I just hacked Vanish inc. firewall to see your future products.
Stay watermelon sisters~.
P.S: I've been listening to Kim Kardasim podcast since 2018
I am Colt, a red panda from the Philippines. (For the dumbass sister who runs the absolute joke of a company that is Glow Glow Glow, no, that is not Philadelphia. The PHILIPPINES.) Yes, I can walk, talk, and think like a human. I even kinda look like one and am just as big as one. Funny, no?
I would like to thank Khloe for her new Booty Booty Pop Juice: Bootyhole Picture Capturing Kit. Finally, I can blackmail all my enemies into sending me that sweet cash money! Currently sitting at $200,000 successfully and "ethically" sourced. I would also like to thank Kourtney for her No No No Tree House Package. Now I can celebrate my red panda heritage by climbing up the tree with my claws and napping to my heart's content. Oh, and Kim, you get nothing. I know better than to buy your bioweapons.
My question is for each of you. If you had to time travel to a historical period and place and had to stay there permanently, when and where would it be and why? What societal role or social standing would you be in as well?
Hello to my two sweet watermelon sisters the fighter and survivor Khole and my favourite
unbothered QUEEN Kourtney 🍉
I hope u two are having a
wonderful day…. And Rebecca.
Last week I ordered a Booty Booty pop juice and No No No box.
Started that day my booty look so cute and now everyone is jealous of me. Kourtney box is even better I love the new update of the box design. The best part is I can threw away toxic glue glue glue bio weapons send by Kem into the box without causing any dangerous effects. I just want to tell people that if Kem sends u her unknown toxic products, just throw them in No No No box to prevent weird shits that’s gonna happen. And if they damage u, wear booty booty pop juice to cancel the effects. Khloe and Kourtney are saving our lives y’all.
And here’s a message for Kem.
“SHUT THE FUCK UP”!!
that’s it y’all I hope u guys enjoy my messages…
And one more thing,
I heard Kem is planning to put toxic formula in strawberry juice. That information is confirmed because I heard it from my sister Stacy who worked at Kem factory. She also said she’s alive and still locked up in the factory. I’m not gonna tell u how did we communicate because I’m afraid Kem gonna do something to her. Becareful with strawberry guys u know that evil bitch can’t be trusted. I love u Khole and Kourtney please keep fighting for my sister.🫶🏻
Hello to the most Watermelon sister in the WHOLE WIDE SIM WORLD 🍉 Khloe and Kourtney, an Khiem not so much, about 4 years ago my sister gifted me a glow glow glow make up kit back then I didnt think much about the ingredients so i used on my fece and went to dinner, but then when i got home i took the make up off and when looked in the mirror my face was covered in red rashes, horrified i went to the hospital and they said to use the new booty booty pop juice to heal my ass wich allso was effected by the pallet, after about a week my ass look healtier than ever and the rashes on my face were heald. after that i stopped using glow glow glow products but my sister didnt stop once she bought the glow glow glow hairspray she opend the box and put the hairspray bottle next to the mictowave and the someting bad happend, the hairspray bottle exploded and set my house on fire thnkfully i had ordered the No No No Big box and i quickly put all of my stuff in the box, sadly my house burnt down but i quicly oredered the No No No Box Mansion deluxe supreme for 20million dollars and it arrived very fast and i now live in the boxs with my sister who stopped using Scam Scam Scam ( Glow Glow Glow ) Products thank you khloe and kourtney for your amazing products. 🍉 ps. Khiem im gonna come for you. Love you Guys Stay Watermelon 🍉
AP News (As-Sim-ciated Press) recently managed to fully translate an ancient cave painting believed to be nearly as old as Sim-kind itself. After several years of decoding, the fully translated artwork shines an illuminating light on the history of Sims. The message of the cave painting is as follows:
---START OF MESSAGE---
"Hi Kard-ugh-sims! I hope the two watermelon sisters Khloe and Kourtney are having a great day with lots of meat kept safe and neatly organised in their caves. Meanwhile, I hope that KUHM gets rocks dropped on her head, because her products have ruined my prehistoric life." (Translator's note: It is believed that "KUHM" is a deliberate misspelling of what would become the modern name "Kim")
After hearing about the invention of Glow Glow Glow, I immediately ordered 100 sets of Glow Glow Glow sticks and tinder. BIG mistake. First of all, it took eight months for my order to arrive in the mail, and I only live a few minutes away in Village Chief De Nicki Minaj's village! When my order finally arrived, I was so excited to finally be able to cook my raw meat, but before I even picked up the box, every single box set on fire! The blaze immediately wiped out our entire village, burning everything except for my meat which was so uncooked that the animals they came from somehow came back to life and ran away! Chief Nicki saw this as yet another declaration of war and attacked your village right after, and honestly, I can't blame her if this is what your products are doing. When your village inevitably loses the war, I hope that KUHM is held responsible and refunds me for the faulty Glow Glow Glow sticks and tinder, and also pays our village back for all the damages she caused. If only I had a juice that could replace my missing meat, as well as a box that I could live inside of...anyway, stay watermelon, Khloe and Kourtney!
P.S. I hope Khloe is recovering well after falling into the volcano! When I heard the news, I though you'd be a goner, and yet you lived to tell the tale! Truly you are a fighter and survivor."
Dear Mrs. Kardasim,
This is the financial officer of Glow Glow Glow. I have been trying to reach you for days but it seems like you were busy (doing what exactly? I am not sure). We are running in the reddest of reds. Our revenue is dropping. No literally, the graph is a straight line downwards. Both of our new proposed products: the "Butt Butt Blast Beverage" and the "Perhaps Not Perhaps Not Perhaps Not Package" have been rejected due to Simtellectual Property Violations. What are your ideas for increasing revenue and cutting costs? How can we leverage emerging market trends to differentiate our value proposition while maintaining operational scalability?
Hi to the most watermelon Kardasim sisters; the most beautiful Sim in the Sim world, Kourtney, and the bravest and most brilliant businesswoman, Khloe! I've been listening to this podcast since the beginning and I can honestly say that you two are the ones carrying the whole thing from the start. I hope the both of you continue being kind, generous, entertaining, and witty.
This is Andersim Cooper from SIM-N-N News. My question is for queen Khloe. We just heard the EXCITING news that the top selling iconic brand Booty Booty Pop Juice will be releasing a make-up line soon named "Booty Booty Pop Glow"! It was said that the make-up can be used for your booty so it would look more defined and more gorgeous. Our source also said that you personally asked Taylor Sim Swift to be one of the endorsers of this new line! When we spoke to Taylor about it, she said... "I'm very excited to be a part of this new venture! Khloe Kardasim is a good friend of mine, so her personally asking me to be in the Booty Booty Pop Family is very touching! I've already tried the test products for Booty Booty Pop Glow and it's a make-up line that everyone must try! It's definitely safe, effective, easy to use, doesn't need a long instruction manual, and their customer service is great as well!"
So Khloe, how did it feel creating this new, original, and revolutionary make-up line that no one has thought of yet? Also, how was it like working with a fellow queen Taylor Sim Swift?
Stay watermelon, Kourtney and Khloe! ❤️
Reheating Nachos: so watermelon or so not watermelon?
“VACATION SAVIOR KEM”
Hello Kardasim sisters !! I would like to say thank you to the person who saved our vacation, Kem. My friends and I went to a beach vacation in the Philipines. We went to an island and when we were busy swimming, a group of wild monkeys had gone thru our things and stolen my friends Booty Booty Mega Pop Juice, the group of monkey drank the juice and became a group of Mega Booty PopKong. Lifeguards turned the sirens to warn the people to evacuate the beach bcuz of the destruction of PopKongs doing to the island. I ran to my bag and tried to get the famous Glow Glow Glow Spray Tan. I immediately saw a wild lizard and sprayed it with the product and became a fabulous Glowzilla. It fought the Popkongs sucessfully and everyone on the beach helped out to put the Popkongs to Kourtney’s famous No No No Void Box costing 1 Billion. The Glowzilla is now Traveling the sea and we dont know where its going. So thank you Kem for saving our Vacation and teaching everyone here teamwork. Khloe we still love you but we will never bring your products again in our Vacation. Thank you for the box Kourtney ! Love you three ❤️
Hello Kardasims!!! My question is for the most watermelon sister Kourtney! Kourtney, how do you put up with Chloe and Cynthia? I feel like I would be so miserable having such disrespectful sisters... You're the only reasons I keep up with the Kardasims, you're such a hero and a martyr in the face of such disrespect. I hope I got your sisters names right, they're honestly so forgettable.
Hello to the most beautiful and corporately talented sisters in the digital dimensions! I have a question regarding the process of building a successful business from the ground up, something all three of you could 100% give amazing advice on. Just curious as I have been contemplating starting a business of selling a combination of two hydrogen and oxygen inside plastic bottles! Anyways, hope you all are having an amazing 2025, and for the love of all things pretty in pink, stay watermelon ! 🍉
Hi Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney!
My question is how do you feel about EDM / dubstep music?
(If this question is better as a watermelon / not watermelon section that’s fine!)
Also thank you for this podcast. I listen to it on my 10 hour shifts at work and when I fall asleep! You keep my day going. Thank you! I hope you guys are having an amazing day. And I hope you guys get the best in life!
Hello Kardasims.
Khloe the (so not) fighter and (pure luck) survivor. Kourtney the TRUE and FIRST fighter and survivor, the ultimate skinny legend, the first and only perfect creature of the universe and the unbothered queen. Kim the most successful businesswoman and the host of the podcast.
Kim, thank you so much for making my job easier. I am a hitman and your Glow Glow Glow products works like a charm, easily killing my prey so easily and got away with it like nothing happened with a low price of 10 cent each products in trash conventions. And to Kourtney, thanks to your No No No Cremation Box, I can easily hide bodies and frame the murders to Kim or Kris.
My questions are for you all three. To Khloe, why are you so envious to Kim? To Kourtney.... Nevermind, I can't question the first and only perfect creature of the entire universe. To Kim, when are you going to release your newest product Glow Glow Glow Skinny Melting Lotion? Don't ask how I know it, I just hacked Vanish inc. firewall to see your future products.
Stay watermelon sisters~.
P.S: I've been listening to Kim Kardasim podcast since 2018
Coming out of the closet, so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Greetings, Kardasims!
I am Colt, a red panda from the Philippines. (For the dumbass sister who runs the absolute joke of a company that is Glow Glow Glow, no, that is not Philadelphia. The PHILIPPINES.) Yes, I can walk, talk, and think like a human. I even kinda look like one and am just as big as one. Funny, no?
I would like to thank Khloe for her new Booty Booty Pop Juice: Bootyhole Picture Capturing Kit. Finally, I can blackmail all my enemies into sending me that sweet cash money! Currently sitting at $200,000 successfully and "ethically" sourced. I would also like to thank Kourtney for her No No No Tree House Package. Now I can celebrate my red panda heritage by climbing up the tree with my claws and napping to my heart's content. Oh, and Kim, you get nothing. I know better than to buy your bioweapons.
My question is for each of you. If you had to time travel to a historical period and place and had to stay there permanently, when and where would it be and why? What societal role or social standing would you be in as well?
Stay watermelon sisters!
Colt the Red Panda
Who's the Smartest:
serendipity
Hello to my two sweet watermelon sisters the fighter and survivor Khole and my favourite
unbothered QUEEN Kourtney 🍉
I hope u two are having a
wonderful day…. And Rebecca.
Last week I ordered a Booty Booty pop juice and No No No box.
Started that day my booty look so cute and now everyone is jealous of me. Kourtney box is even better I love the new update of the box design. The best part is I can threw away toxic glue glue glue bio weapons send by Kem into the box without causing any dangerous effects. I just want to tell people that if Kem sends u her unknown toxic products, just throw them in No No No box to prevent weird shits that’s gonna happen. And if they damage u, wear booty booty pop juice to cancel the effects. Khloe and Kourtney are saving our lives y’all.
And here’s a message for Kem.
“SHUT THE FUCK UP”!!
that’s it y’all I hope u guys enjoy my messages…
And one more thing,
I heard Kem is planning to put toxic formula in strawberry juice. That information is confirmed because I heard it from my sister Stacy who worked at Kem factory. She also said she’s alive and still locked up in the factory. I’m not gonna tell u how did we communicate because I’m afraid Kem gonna do something to her. Becareful with strawberry guys u know that evil bitch can’t be trusted. I love u Khole and Kourtney please keep fighting for my sister.🫶🏻
Who's The Smartest: Malapropism
Who's the smartest?
Ratites
P/S: this word is related to the time you guys mentioned this subject in episode 92 during the "That's so watermelon" section
Hello to the most Watermelon sister in the WHOLE WIDE SIM WORLD 🍉 Khloe and Kourtney, an Khiem not so much, about 4 years ago my sister gifted me a glow glow glow make up kit back then I didnt think much about the ingredients so i used on my fece and went to dinner, but then when i got home i took the make up off and when looked in the mirror my face was covered in red rashes, horrified i went to the hospital and they said to use the new booty booty pop juice to heal my ass wich allso was effected by the pallet, after about a week my ass look healtier than ever and the rashes on my face were heald. after that i stopped using glow glow glow products but my sister didnt stop once she bought the glow glow glow hairspray she opend the box and put the hairspray bottle next to the mictowave and the someting bad happend, the hairspray bottle exploded and set my house on fire thnkfully i had ordered the No No No Big box and i quickly put all of my stuff in the box, sadly my house burnt down but i quicly oredered the No No No Box Mansion deluxe supreme for 20million dollars and it arrived very fast and i now live in the boxs with my sister who stopped using Scam Scam Scam ( Glow Glow Glow ) Products thank you khloe and kourtney for your amazing products. 🍉 ps. Khiem im gonna come for you. Love you Guys Stay Watermelon 🍉
Hyperpigmentation, So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?
Showing up uninvited, So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon? Bonus points for "attire"
Gardening so watermelon or so not watermelon
AP News (As-Sim-ciated Press) recently managed to fully translate an ancient cave painting believed to be nearly as old as Sim-kind itself. After several years of decoding, the fully translated artwork shines an illuminating light on the history of Sims. The message of the cave painting is as follows:
---START OF MESSAGE---
"Hi Kard-ugh-sims! I hope the two watermelon sisters Khloe and Kourtney are having a great day with lots of meat kept safe and neatly organised in their caves. Meanwhile, I hope that KUHM gets rocks dropped on her head, because her products have ruined my prehistoric life." (Translator's note: It is believed that "KUHM" is a deliberate misspelling of what would become the modern name "Kim")
After hearing about the invention of Glow Glow Glow, I immediately ordered 100 sets of Glow Glow Glow sticks and tinder. BIG mistake. First of all, it took eight months for my order to arrive in the mail, and I only live a few minutes away in Village Chief De Nicki Minaj's village! When my order finally arrived, I was so excited to finally be able to cook my raw meat, but before I even picked up the box, every single box set on fire! The blaze immediately wiped out our entire village, burning everything except for my meat which was so uncooked that the animals they came from somehow came back to life and ran away! Chief Nicki saw this as yet another declaration of war and attacked your village right after, and honestly, I can't blame her if this is what your products are doing. When your village inevitably loses the war, I hope that KUHM is held responsible and refunds me for the faulty Glow Glow Glow sticks and tinder, and also pays our village back for all the damages she caused. If only I had a juice that could replace my missing meat, as well as a box that I could live inside of...anyway, stay watermelon, Khloe and Kourtney!
P.S. I hope Khloe is recovering well after falling into the volcano! When I heard the news, I though you'd be a goner, and yet you lived to tell the tale! Truly you are a fighter and survivor."
---END OF MESSAGE---
‘Ex husband bringing his naked new wife to a major award show’ - so watermelon or so not watermelon?