EPISODE 105 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Hello to the wonderful Divine Goddess of Beauty, Wisdom and Perfection that make both Athena and Chang'e jealous, Kourtney, the successful businesswoman and the second fighter and survivor, Kim and Koal (sorry not sorry). I am back, the hitman/assassin who uses Kim's Glow Glow Glow products as my weapons, No No No boxes to hide the bodies, Booty Booty pop juice to cover my tracks and Kris as my escape goat.

Anyways, I was hired by the Kockroaches to investigate and messed up Vanish after knowing that I managed to hack their system then help the "volunteers" or victims to escape. Glow Glow Glow foundation, a.k.a. Vanish, also hired me to hunt down Stacy Nancy SimLuis, the "volunteers" that escaped with her, Chloe and Kourtina, steal ideas to Booty Booty Pop Juice, No No No boxes, Kylie's Rocks, geodes, crystals and Gemstones (yes, she did that but stole the information by hacking) and Hey Honey~. No No No company (more specifically, just Kourtney) hired me to steal ideas and blueprints. Kylie's Rocks company also hired me to destroy Glow Glow Glow Rocks that was stolen from them. Booty Booty Pop Juice also hired me to get rid of their stolen ideas and prototypes and gather bootyhole pictures (exclusively requested by Khloe).

My question is which contract I should take? I'm tempted to take Vanish's contract since they paid more ($750 million) but I'm a big fan of No No No boxes (they offered $15 million) since thanks to those boxes, I haven't been caught by the cops, my victims were never found and it's easy to dispatch bodies with it.

Bye ladies~ I'm being hunted by cops, Vanish workers, fellow assassins that Booty Booty Pop Juice hired and Kockroaches after my comment on Khloe, revealing the Glow Glow Glow Skinny Melting Lotion that literally melt skin and bones, perfect to hide bodies and Booty Booty Pop Juice's dirty secrets (one of them is Khloe blackmailing businessmen/businesswomen with bootyhole pictures if they won't collab with her advertised company with the lowest price). I'm currently hiding in Khloe's organized pantry by using Glow Glow Glow Nail Polish Revitalizer that literally shrink you (I found the antidote before using it, that's what I used it to escape) with No No No Gummies to escape and Hey Honey Honey Orange Soda Perfume to cover my tracks.

If you're curious on how I effectively used Glow Glow Glow products, well..... Let's say that I test them first onto my "test dummies" then take note of the effect before smashing Vanish virtual firewall to take the antidote and the real instructions of each products before applying it to myself.

P.S.

Booty Booty Pop Juice offered me $250 million while the Kockroaches offered me $17 million. I used Glow Glow Glow Casper Lotion to phase through Khloe's organized pantry, don't worry about your security, they're in a No No No Prison Box that I stole in Glow Glow Glow prisons and dungeons. I'm also responsible for 15% of Glow Glow Glow victims since Vanish paid good money to throw their prototypes at sims and humans. 😗✌️

I almost forgot, the Kockroaches and Glow Glow Glow victims are hidden in No No No Military Submarine Box that I "borrow" since it's only available/sold in the military then sell it in the black market auction for a good price of $505 million.