EPISODE 51 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Hi Watermelon Sisters! I have questions. Imagine if there is only 2 microphones in your podcast that will be used from now on, Which one of you will leave?

And to the person who will leave, What will be your plan after?

P.S. LOVE YOU WATERMELON SISTERS! ESPECIALLY KIM!

From The Philippines

Hi kardasims,I would like to ask kim how you will you be promoting booty booty pop juice if you would? and for Khloe how would you sell glow glow? And Kourtney as an influencer and a celebrity how would you sabotage their products for the sake of us? PS Kourtney your the best!😀 and this GIF is when the day some company outsold Glow Glow Glow

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Hey sisters I love you guys so much especially Kourtney

kourtney Invented “that’s so watermelon“ and she is a fighter and survivor and she’s Smarter than Einstein and she doesn’t need a plastic body like Kim and chloe

anyways respect Kourtney is the best love you girls bye

Dear Kim,

Why are you in denial that Kanye cheated on you and you are divorced.

(P.S. kourtney is the best kardasim and khloe is right about strawberry soda)

Kim I need to sue for 5th time your new sunscreen made the sun attracts more and cause 3rd degree burns and I tried to contact and I answered about 500 questions and Kim blocked me like litteraly so rude

Dear Khloe please release khlo khlo khlo it will be so much better than glow glow glow and you are a perfectionist and you will hire stupid bitches

Dear kourtney I love you

Dear, Kim I bought Glow Glow Glow sunscreen and went to the beach but now I am not get protected from the sun but the sun’s heat is being absorb into my body and this is not something I had before I picked glow glow glow because I went to the beach with the same weather as the other day. I am now in a hospital bed with and 109th degree burn and I can’t move with out screaming. If you don’t not pay for my medical bills I will take down your business and force you to live with your mother Kris. Please pay for my medical bill because you dont want that happing now do you? Also Khloe you are a fighter and survivor and Kortney are a wonderful goddess.

Hello Kortney and Khloe you guys are so watermelon. But Kim I going to sue because recently I bought glow glow glow sunscreen and I just got hotter and hotter on the beach, more then I get without sunscreen, now Im in a hospital bed as we speak because I have a 109th degree burn if you don’t pay for my medical bills I will have to sue you and take down you’re business. Anyways stay watermelon Khloe And Kortney you guys are the true fighters and survivors.

This question is for the two super watermelon sisters khloe and kourtney I my is if kim wasn’t in the podcast who would it be ? A. Kylie B.Kendall C.Taylor swift D.Lana del ray

Hey Kardasims! I love your podcast, you three are so funny ♥. This one goes to the sister who's brain and business is as big as her butt: Kim. I bought your long lasting lipstick in the shade "Glow Glow Green" for a cosplay and it stayed on all day... and even for months after that! (my lips are still green to this day but I might've put the lipstick on wrong) Anyways, what Glow Glow Glow product are you most proud of making? Also Khloe and Kourtney, if Kim ALLOWED you to make a Glow Glow Glow lipstick, what would the shade and name be? Love you three! Stay watermelon ♥

For kim, when are you going to address the elephant in the room? The one about you and Ye divorcing?

To the real Fighter & Survivor Khloe Kardasim, please could you teach your sister Kim how to Survive Bankruptcy. Love from London.

Hi Kardasims

i have some questions for all of you.

Kourtney😀: if you HAD to use a glow glow glow product which one woud you chose?

Kim🙄: which one of kanye music videos is the best\you coud watch for a whole week?

Kloe😚: which one of the salad flavour is the best\your favorite?

i love you guys and you are amazing

Saying “babe” at the end of every sentence. so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hey Kardasims! First, Khloe is the real fighter and the survivor. My question is for Kim A.K.A the bio weapon maker. What would you do if Taylor apologized to you? ps: I love you guys you are so watermelon!!!

Nature so watermelon or soo not watermelon

Nature so watermelon or soo not watermelon

Hey Kardasims how does it feel to be the most watermelon sisters? Also Kim as you are such a big business woman how do you cope with failure all the time? And recently we won a battle against our enemy, all thanks to glow glow glow 🌟 !! Kim you should really consider about the offer to collab with us in production of next bioweapon. Lets make #kimjongxkardasim happen 🙌🌟

Love you guys ❤️❤️

watermelon or not so watermelon: black sand beaches

This is a question for Kim: How's your married life? Do you mind an update? What would happen to your kids?

Ladybugs; watermelon or SO not watermelon

Hello to the most watermelon sisters of the world! I just wanted to say that I have been a fan for over 2 years and this is my first time asking the most watermelon sisters. My first question is for the true survivor and fighter, Khloe! How do you cope up with all of the attacks that you endure, do you have secret powers that the public doesn't know or what. My second question is for the most watermelon sister Ki- I mean Kourtney, I'm just interested in how you thought on how you created the 3rd segment "Who's the smartest"?

Also hi to the most modest and hardworking businesswoman Kyl- oops I mean Kim!

Love from the Philippines!

Attack on Titan, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

This question is for all of you: When on Free Will, what is one thing you regret doing?

What brand of computers do you like: Sim-version of Apple or the SIM version of Microsoft? Avoid mentioning other computer brands.

Glow Glow Glow, more go go go away

Hi sisters! This question is for all of you.

If you had to change Kim's stupid company's name "Glow Glow Glow" into something else, what would you name it?

P.S. #glowglowglowsucks #khloethefighterandsurvivor

#Kourtneytheinspiringqueen

Hiiiiii kardasims this question is for kim . Hii kim I heard there was a silicone leak from your butt recently. How did u fix it . Does khloe have the same problem or is her dentist better than yours.

Hello Sisters, This question is for Kim, Can you tell us about your love life with Ye now? I’m just curious to know. Do you two still love each other? Do you still say Thank you Ye because you love him so much? This question is short I hope you guys get to see it. Love you all Kardasims, huge fan from Cambodia 🇰🇭 ❤️❤️

Hello Sisters, This question is for Kim, Can you tell us about your love life with Ye now? I’m just curious to know. Do you two still love each other? Do you still say Thank you Ye because you love him so much? This question is short I hope you guys get to see it. Love you all Kardasims, huge fan from Cambodia 🇰🇭 ❤️❤️

Hi

To Khloe, how do you feel about the recent allegations of fraud and toxicity towards boot booty pop juice? Kim, will you jump on this opportunity to show that glow glow glow is superior?

p.s. I followed the 76 steps for the glow glow glow face wash and it worked amazingly

To Khloe, how do you feel about the recent allegations of fraud and toxicity towards boot booty pop juice? Kim, will you jump on this opportunity to show that glow glow glow is superior?

p.s. I followed the 76 steps for the glow glow glow face wash and it worked amazingly

Hey kardasims! my dream is to be recognised by the icon, the queen, the most watermelon, the one the only Kourtney! I love you kourtney ❤️ Thank you khloe for the money you sent me through the pass gas app! my question is for khloe the fighter and survivor, why does the first segment not have a theme song? perhaps you should ask the most talented music producer you have- Kourtney (no not ye kim!) we all know her songs are bops. love you guys, you are so watermelon

This question is for Khloe, are you going to do a bakery for gluten free cookies... and maybe hire Kim?

To Khloe and Kourtney:

i think it’s so rude that Kim (the super ugly annoying failed businesswoman and so not watermelon sister) tries to spread lies about Khloe’s booty booty pop juice just so she can try to boost sales for her already terrible failure called Glow glow glow and the fact that she says you guys bully her when she’s the one doing the bullying. Why is she so delusional and abusive???

love from Florida

Hi t the most watermelon sisters( kourtney and khloe not kim)

i have a message for Kim, last week i bought the glow glow night serum because i was feeling bad for your bankrupt business. When i put the serum on my face turned red and it feels like its on fire,it eventually turned black and now people are accusing me of black face and calling me racist and i can't leave my house anymore. I have called your lawyers and if they don't respond i am calling the cops to shut down this evil brand

This is for Kim.. Kim, I have to agree that Glow Glow Glow is a bioweapon, it's really effective because I sprayed it on cockroaches yesterday and BAM! Instant kill!. You should really consider that specific listener's advice (I think it's on episode 45.. not sure) about selling your product to the military because your product has a successful future in becoming the 21st century weapon and the product will make you a successful businesswoman.. Love u guys!! 🍉🍉

#bigfanofkourtney

#glowglowglow4bioweapon

#kourtneytruefighterandsurvivor

Kim, what would you do if you caught Kanye and Jeffree Sun (star lol) on the bed?

Kim, what would you do if you caught Kanye and Jeffree Sun (star lol) on the bed?

Kim, what would you do if you caught Kanye and Jeffree Sun (star lol) on the bed?

The zodiac signs: So watermelon or So not watermelon

To Kim: when you speak to Ye is he really Ye, I mean he answers anyone with the weirdest and the most stupidest answers for any question he get asked, is Ye really not on drugs or not drunk all the time, is Ye even Ye????Kim you're getting devorced and you should to, Kanye is making you becoming dumber, you know you stayed a couple of years with him that's why you're a STUPID BITCH and you're not being successful with your sells, he is infecting you with weirdness and bitchiness, I know that you will never change cause you are already 50 years old but atleast your condition will not advance! get devorced as soon as possible!!!

Umm.... I am Actually Kim's neighbour and. She is literally soo not watermelon she lets her dog take a shit in front of my gate. And she doesn't even pick it up. So plz Kourtney and Khloe put some knowledge into her "shit filled brain" no offence . But she is nice sometimes to me.🍉🍉🍉

Hey besties!!! (Apart from khloe, she’ll be too busy living in khloeville to hear that anyway) what’s your favourite thing to do on an off day where kris isn’t nagging you?

Dear kardasims, listener from November 2019 here. Everyday I grow to love you more as you get me through day to day life, however it’s hard to have respect for kourtney these days after her recent scandal with contaminating glow glow glow and blaming it on Kim. How does this make you feel Kim?

Being cut out of a group photo .so watermelon or so not watermelon 🍉🍉

Motherly love in kris's case .so watermelon or soo not watermelon.

Hotel simtrivago so watermelon or soo not watermelon 🍉🍉