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Wassup Khloé, Kourtney!... And Kim? Yes, Khloé and Kourt, bad news is that I sadly have to acknowledge Kim's existence just for the sake of this question. But cheer up! Because the good news is that you two are known and agreed by everyone to be the most likeably loveable and most SO WATERMELON sims of the three og sisters of the Kardasim klans, for obvious reasons. First of all, Khloé and Kourt. Can I curse that fucking HIDEOUS, fucking DELUSIONAL, fucking STUPID, and fucking failed fraud, FLOP lying lawyer, and BITCH of a BANKRUPT BUSINESS, Kim? I'm her number 1 biggest fan and this is my love letter to the SKANK BITCH. Dear Kim, I love you so much whenever you shut up and I miss the peace I had in my life before 5 years ago when you started and kept sending your fucking toxic bioweapon products to me until recently. About 4 days prior to this, I received your new, 11 pounds Glow Glow Glow PR box in front of my house (it was literally Kourtney's No No No alluminum box with "Glow Glow Glow" slapped on it). It had a little message on it that specifically said, "A five-year-anniversary's gift from Kim personally to you". As an active and attentive listener of this podcast, I always took Khloé and Kourtney's advice to not open/use it, but this time I even tried to get rid of it. 25 minutes later, your shit ass PR box of fucked up bioweaponry came back, thrown by someone into my house through the window. Not only did it destroyed my property, it also bull's-eyed me on the head, puncturing through my skull, as well as giving me a severe concussion that knocked the shit out of me for three fucking days. Luckily, my friend was there to called an ambulance for me. When I recovered three days later in the hospital, I was diagnosed with stage 4 brain tumor and was told that there was no hope and that I only have 6 months left to live. This was already devastating news to me, but when I got home I found out my cat had died because it had consumed the Glow Glow Glow, Puss Wuss Pops pet food and smelled your new Glow Glow Glow watermelon perfume that came in your destroyed PR box when it hit me. I buried and gave my cat a little funeral so it can rest peacefully. Destroyed completely by this, I decided to call my friend for emotional support and they told me about the Booty Booty Pop Food Co., Ltd. Having listened to this podcast and knowing that most of the reviews of what Khloé promoted are positive, I gave in and bought the Booty Booty Pop Pastry package of organic, gluten free, dairy free, and vegan friendly goods. I received the product and was very satisfied, as expected, but also amazed. When opened the box, a pleasant aroma of freshly baked pastries travels across the room, even out of the broken window, into my backyard, and passed by where I buried my dead cat. There, the smell brought it instantly back to life. It was the happiest day of my life. I got so happy that I finished the whole box that day. Today I went back to check up at the hospital and the doctor told me that I was completely healed from the brain tumor!!! Since there was zero chance for me to survive, he shockingly asked what could possibly healed me. I told him about the Booty Booty Pop Pastries I ate the other day and later thousands of orders were made from the hospital to the Booty Booty Pop Food company. This day, thousands of patients were cured from all their sicknesses and diseases because of Booty Booty Pop Food. I also heard that Khloé donated ten thousand dollars to fund for additional healthcare and medications. So thank you Khloé for promoting and standing for such wonderful products. Through your kindness, thoughtfulness, honesty, and generousity, you have saved counting lives and set good examples for others. What a true icon! Questions: - Khloé, as a true icon, what are some inspirational advices or morals do you wanna share with us, Kockroaches and for other business owners to do good for this world, unlike some? - Kim, why can't you stop sending me your fucked up products? Why can't you just leave us alone? Why do you wanna destroy and put our lives in danger? - Lastly, Kourtney. Though you may not expect this, but thanks to your No No No alluminum box that Kim ripped off, you kinda saved my life. So, how did your stolen product technically prevent me from dying? Did Kim stole from you or was it an actual collaboration? If it's not a collab, could you share her some business secrets or actually join productions with Glow Glow Glow so demon Kim can stop destroying the ecosystem and cause harm to her customers with her highly toxic packagings as well as bioweapon products? Anyways, sending love to you all but Kim. Kim, I kindly beg you to Glow Glow Glow to hell. Khloé and Kourt, keep up the good works and have a nice rest of your day. 🌈🌄😍❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💖
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