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KHLOE OH MY GOD!!!
I bought your new Booty Booty Flop Juice: Kim X Khloe Edition, Uranium-infused Orange Flavored Ass Inflator, and during the first few minutes after ingesting it, I had turned into a gigantic Kockroach flipped on my back on my bed, my tiny legs are oozing radioactive material pouring on the bed and the floor creating tiny holes in the ceiling of my neighbors downstairs. The building had to be evacuated, but because of that fucking disgusting shit fuckery of a juice which I’m pretty sure the fucked up biochemist sister is responsible for, I was left behind to perish in the building alone for I was no longer compatible with human life. My life is over because of this heinous collaboration. I now lie flat on my back awaiting my demise, which as you know being the mother of all Kockroaches, takes ages and ages and ages since Kockroaches survive even in apocalypses.
PS: I COULDNT FIND THE PLUMP BIG BOOTY LOGO YOU SAID I WOULD FIND ON THE ORIGINAL BOOTY BOOTY POP JUICE PRODUCTS. ONLY A HAZARDOUS WASTE SIGN AND A LINE BELOW THAT SAID “CRAFTED AND PERFECTED IN THE GLOWGLOWGLOW UNDERGROUND FACILITY INC.”, are you jumping on the Kim brakeless train of mass destruction and bio weaponry? this is so not watermelon.
*For that’s so watermelon segment*
hogwarts (btw strawberry soda is better kim. stay watermelon)
ADVICE PLEASE !THIS IS FOR KIM! 😍I LOVE KHLOE FIGHTER AND SURVIVOR AND KOURTNEY YOUR MY INSPERATION😍. I recently just had a sleepover with my friends and my mum decided to get us all some GLOW GLOW GLOW when we woke up the next morning we were all being rushed to the hospital exept my one friends because she didnt use it. My mum did try to SUE KIM but one of your people said that we should have read the instructions the thing was the instructions only said ''use on face'' Khloe and Kortney help us please. Kim can go burn glow glow glow😡
Hi! I was wondering, what are your opinions on Nicki Minaj?
(BTW roses and my sons is the best song created)
Hi kardasim sisters!
but Kim, glow glow glow sucks donkey ass
I put my glow glow glow nipple creme in my hand luggage with me to go to the Bahamas. when I had to put my bag through the machine thing, minutes later I had multiple security guards pointing guns directly at me and I was arrested on the spot. turns out the glow glow glow nipple creme contained highly dangerous and illegal chemicals that can cause instant and extreme painful death if on your skin for over 5 minutes. I was finally released on bail after police ingestigated the creme and found out that it was not only my creme that had this problem.
Kim, I know you don’t like to do such a thing but this time you really need to take responsibility for your actions. this is well and truly physically fucked up.
This is just an appreciation comment and i hope you guys read this.
It is 3:45am here in 🇵🇰 and I couldnt sleep because i was overthinking about something for a while now. I closed my eyes and tried to think about something positive that would take my mind off of that thing and help me fall asleep.
While doing that, KHLOE'S dialogue from a kardasim podcast episode (that i can't remember the exact number) came to my mind that was "YE IS NOT WORTH IT".
THIS IMMEDIATELY PUT A BIG SMILE ON MY FACE AND MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD.
There are several other little moments that come to my mind every now and then make my mood a whole lot better. Thank you guys for making this huge impact on my life.
You guys are so so watermelon.
Khloe said this to make Kim cry because Kim was hell bent on the fact that she doesn't cry that easily.
Hi Kardashians y'all are so watermelon 🍉 and Kim sorry but your a f*cking cry baby 🍼 and Khloe your the true fighter and survivor and Kourtney I wish you the best like with these stupid bitchs and my question is why did you decide to do this podcast??? Also hello from New Jersey
Hi khiem kourtney khloe, will glow glow glow come out with an ass deflating product. Us humans would like a little bit of variety. When I run my ass hits me in the back of my head and I’m starting to get a concussion. I know as deflating is very off-brand for Khiem. khloe would understand because she’s a fighter and survivor from experience. much love and ass weight to you 3 sisters. Give more to kourtney though.And WE DID IT!!!
Hello to the most watermelon sister🍉😍queen of fighters and survivors💪, queen of kockroaches🪳, and the only true business woman👩💼 with the ultimate revenge body. Kourtney with a K💅💋
I wanted to write this to thank you for everything that you have done for my family. You have truly changed my life with your incredible NO NO NO Products
A year ago I started getting booty booty pop juice randomly in the mail with notes threatening me with bootyhole pictures if I don’t agree to the following terms:-
1- to buy 10 booty booty pop juice products
2- write negative comments about glow glow glow
3- vote Khloe Kardasim for president
So I contacted the simFBI and they opened up an investigation IMMEDIATELY. They came to conclusion that the person doing this is called ‘FighterAndSurvivorKhlo111’
We tracked the location of that account and it led back to kourtney’s No No No factory.
And my private detective managed to get a few pictures of the person doing this. She’s a blonde woman with a bad temper
I felt like telling you this Kourtney because I think you should do something about this terrible thing that has been happening behind your back!
Love you Kourt, stay safe 😍💋🍉❤️
#no #imnotrepeatingmyself #KourtneyTheTrueHost #KimOrange 🍊🥰
Hey! to the most watermelon sister/iconic unbothered queen Kourtney, also hi to the two other sisters, Professional con artist/deadly bioweapon maker Khiem and annoying silicone Kockroach Klhoe. First of all, I gotta say Kourtney I love you so much! Since you guys opened up an advice segment, it's the perfect time for Kourtney to advise her dumbass sisters since they don't have enough brain cells to last them till next year. So Kourtney, what is your advice? For Khiem, scientists have discovered a new pest called "Kockroach" since they made this discovery will you release a new version of Glow Glow Glow bug spray specifically for Kockroaches? Besides, I've already made a design for the product. Also, based on my observation a lot of Kockroaches have been popping out of these comments, so we desperately need one to clear out these comments. To the annoying Kockroach Klhoe, can you do us a favor and shut up once in a while? Anyways Kourtney stay watermelon. #KhiemKardamiginIconicDressesFromHistory #GlowGlowGlowBugSpray(for Kockroaches) #KourtneyPastaShortage #BootyBootyFlopJuice #FakeassKhiemAndKlhoe #NoNoNoIsAMasterpiece
[4:13 pm] Annie: Hello to the fighter and survivor individuals Khloe and Kourtney, I have a question for the successful biochemist and failed businesswoman Kim. I just used your Glow Glow Glow Lip Tint and now my lips are bleeding nonstop. I'm asking for a refund (just a refund, please. I'm not gonna ask for anything else) or I will sue you. I have Taylor's lawyer as my attorney so don't you try to get away with this! Send my love to your beautiful baby brother Ken. Kissies!
[4:14 pm] Annie: Send this in or Khloe will publish your booty hole pics on Twitter. You have until tomorrow to do it
cooties, so watermelon or so not watermelon
Hello my favourite kardasims, khloe, kourtney, and.. kim. i have a question, have either of you been inside kims basement, because i have. Now i am still horrified to this day and i will now share my story, one day kim invited me over for tea, she told me she made a new recipe called "orange soda tea" and i felt intrigued, that was my worst mistake, it turns out she drugged it and made me pass out, when i woke up i awoke in her dungeon like basement, i was wearing this horrible outfit with a name tag on it "subject 5544" i felt uneasy but i started to get used to my surroundings just then kim walked in with a smirk as she said "i must test my products on you" i screamed but still applied her glo glo glo orange soda face mask, it began to suffocate me, but learning my fighting skills from my fighter and survivor friend khloe i punched her in the face and ran, to this day im missing half my face but the booty booty pop juice serum has slowly began to fix this curse upon me.. KIM I DEDICATE MY LIFE TO END YOU.
Khloe the true fighter and survivor,
Kourtney the unbothered queen,
and Kim the optimistic bio-weapon and lawsuit creator…
I decided to order all of your products for my birthday which is coming up soon! As an..early gift..
Starting of with my favourite..Khloes overall..amazing!
‘Booty Booty pop juice‘.
After applying it, my booty instantly became bigger and gorgeous, leaving my looks flawless! My insecurities were distracted by my poppin’ booty, thank you so much Khloe!
Next was Kourtneys ‘No No No’ box..which was just..amazing..
When I opened the Titanium Steel box, I looked inside to see a whole lot of imaginative nothingness, which was amazing. It really brought my imagination to focus..it was an emotional moment for me..
Last was..Kim’s ’Glow Glow Glow’
When I opened my package, which was thrown up from my balcony, I was awaited by a Perfume bottle, called
’Orange Soda~ The Fragrance’
When I put the smallest spray on myself (and after reading all the instructions) I didn’t know a cockroach was behind me! Sadly, the intoxicating fumes of the perfume killed the cockroach…but then.. the cockroach was alive again after I applied some ‘booty booty pop juice‘ on it and let it rest in Kourtneys ‘No no no’ box. Gladly it was revived with a huge booty, and then expanded in size, becoming over 3,727+ ft and ready to conquer the business of
‘Glow Glow Glow’
with the inspiration from Kourtney and Khloe.
Kim..the cockroaches are coming for you and your company, beware, because they are fighters and survivors..
But stay watermelon sisters and remember to lick your Gluten Free Cookies 🍪!!!!
#glutenfreecookies #nonono #denikkimanej #cockroach #gary
ADVICE PLEASE!! 😿💔
i wanna say Khloe and kourtney are so watermelon and the real fighter survivors FUCK YOU KREAM
I fell into a glow glow glow bucket in the factory on my first day and i turned into a GLOW GLOW GLOW MONSTER!!! i grew 6 arms 6 eyes 6 wings and my legs turned into hooves! i am running from the sim federal police i am being hunted!!! olease send help, I HAVE TO GO THEY FOUND M!
Sending all the love and support to khloe and kourtney not you kream YOU STUPID BETCH sending all my love to mostly khloe from simchina #help #ewkim #khloemygodess #kourtneythepretty #glowglowglowmorelikedulldulldull #boycottkim
Being mature🍉: so watermelon or so not watermelon
Hello to the most watermelon sisters of them all: Khloe, Kourtney and the most important and intelligent Kim (no bias)!! I would just like to say that as an avid Glow Glow Glow™ supporter, user and lover, I am so shocked and angered by the amount of people who have such bad things to say about the lovely brand! Their comments are even more toxic than the products themselves!! Glow Glow Glow™ is such an amazing brand, and I wish I could give everyone in the world a Glow Glow Glow™ box so they can experience the wonderful products! The products will literally paralyze you with how marvelous their results are! I adore Glow Glow Glow™ so much, it's wayyy better than that booger booger poop juice brand or whatever the name is!!! Anyways, love you all so much (especially Kim), and everyone make sure to buy the latest Glow Glow Glow™ products whenever you see them in stores!!😁
Oh and Kim, my favorite Kardasim ever, can you please stop holding my family hostage in Glow Glow Glow™'s Low Low Low™ basements? I've written the message you wanted and I've sabotaged all the BBPJ products I could find. I just want my family back please, I'm scared. Thank you so much <3
Kim! I wish i could save you from your sisters. And your "Glow Glow Glow" is so amzing it works so well i was in a car crash yesterday and now i look amazing with the help of glow glow glow hello from sweden/afghanistan byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Hi to the best sisters ever (Kourtney and Khloe)I want to get straight to the point Kam!!! the one running the nuclear products company,I recently bought a glow glow glow product , glow glow glow popcorn .That was the biggest mistake I ever made in my whole life ,I attempted to make the popcorn in the microwave oven for acxactly 1minute far away from my house and the whole neighborhood exploded and left a number of people homeless,just when I thought everything was fine while I'm at the hospital I was informed that glow glow glow is considered now an illegal weapon in my country and we are all indangerd ,my country exploded and I moved country's(was country I guess) and I have no legs now,Fuck You Kam ,I hope you ass goes flat❤️#khloethebest#nonono#wehateKam
HELP! Kourtney and Khloe, and no not you keam.
MY company (llatioFe) have been experiencing major loss of profits, and we were about to make glow glow glow pay us for copying my product "Knee Cream", but an account named KimBioWeaponMaker has stolen 10 million dollars from us. Which resulted my company to be bankrupt and I am about to sell my company to glow glow glow.
PLEASE the greatest kardasim duo of the podcast kourtney and khloe help me, because I need this to find my Sister Stacy that has been gone for 10 years now. #kemBioWeaponMakerSuccs #KhloesKockroach #kourtneydeservestheworld #wherestacy #slayKourneyAndKhloe🏳️🌈