EPISODE 74 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

KHLOE OH MY GOD!!!

I bought your new Booty Booty Flop Juice: Kim X Khloe Edition, Uranium-infused Orange Flavored Ass Inflator, and during the first few minutes after ingesting it, I had turned into a gigantic Kockroach flipped on my back on my bed, my tiny legs are oozing radioactive material pouring on the bed and the floor creating tiny holes in the ceiling of my neighbors downstairs. The building had to be evacuated, but because of that fucking disgusting shit fuckery of a juice which I’m pretty sure the fucked up biochemist sister is responsible for, I was left behind to perish in the building alone for I was no longer compatible with human life. My life is over because of this heinous collaboration. I now lie flat on my back awaiting my demise, which as you know being the mother of all Kockroaches, takes ages and ages and ages since Kockroaches survive even in apocalypses.

PS: I COULDNT FIND THE PLUMP BIG BOOTY LOGO YOU SAID I WOULD FIND ON THE ORIGINAL BOOTY BOOTY POP JUICE PRODUCTS. ONLY A HAZARDOUS WASTE SIGN AND A LINE BELOW THAT SAID “CRAFTED AND PERFECTED IN THE GLOWGLOWGLOW UNDERGROUND FACILITY INC.”, are you jumping on the Kim brakeless train of mass destruction and bio weaponry? this is so not watermelon.

*For that’s so watermelon segment*

hogwarts (btw strawberry soda is better kim. stay watermelon)

This is just an appreciation comment and i hope you guys read this.

It is 3:45am here in 🇵🇰 and I couldnt sleep because i was overthinking about something for a while now. I closed my eyes and tried to think about something positive that would take my mind off of that thing and help me fall asleep.

While doing that, KHLOE'S dialogue from a kardasim podcast episode (that i can't remember the exact number) came to my mind that was "YE IS NOT WORTH IT".

THIS IMMEDIATELY PUT A BIG SMILE ON MY FACE AND MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD.

There are several other little moments that come to my mind every now and then make my mood a whole lot better. Thank you guys for making this huge impact on my life.

You guys are so so watermelon.

Reference:

Khloe said this to make Kim cry because Kim was hell bent on the fact that she doesn't cry that easily.

Hello to the most watermelon sister🍉😍queen of fighters and survivors💪, queen of kockroaches🪳, and the only true business woman👩‍💼 with the ultimate revenge body. Kourtney with a K💅💋

I wanted to write this to thank you for everything that you have done for my family. You have truly changed my life with your incredible NO NO NO Products

A year ago I started getting booty booty pop juice randomly in the mail with notes threatening me with bootyhole pictures if I don’t agree to the following terms:-

1- to buy 10 booty booty pop juice products

2- write negative comments about glow glow glow

3- vote Khloe Kardasim for president

So I contacted the simFBI and they opened up an investigation IMMEDIATELY. They came to conclusion that the person doing this is called ‘FighterAndSurvivorKhlo111’

We tracked the location of that account and it led back to kourtney’s No No No factory.

And my private detective managed to get a few pictures of the person doing this. She’s a blonde woman with a bad temper

I felt like telling you this Kourtney because I think you should do something about this terrible thing that has been happening behind your back!

Love you Kourt, stay safe 😍💋🍉❤️

#no #imnotrepeatingmyself #KourtneyTheTrueHost #KimOrange 🍊🥰

[4:13 pm] Annie: Hello to the fighter and survivor individuals Khloe and Kourtney, I have a question for the successful biochemist and failed businesswoman Kim. I just used your Glow Glow Glow Lip Tint and now my lips are bleeding nonstop. I'm asking for a refund (just a refund, please. I'm not gonna ask for anything else) or I will sue you. I have Taylor's lawyer as my attorney so don't you try to get away with this! Send my love to your beautiful baby brother Ken. Kissies!

[4:14 pm] Annie: Send this in or Khloe will publish your booty hole pics on Twitter. You have until tomorrow to do it

Hello my favourite kardasims, khloe, kourtney, and.. kim. i have a question, have either of you been inside kims basement, because i have. Now i am still horrified to this day and i will now share my story, one day kim invited me over for tea, she told me she made a new recipe called "orange soda tea" and i felt intrigued, that was my worst mistake, it turns out she drugged it and made me pass out, when i woke up i awoke in her dungeon like basement, i was wearing this horrible outfit with a name tag on it "subject 5544" i felt uneasy but i started to get used to my surroundings just then kim walked in with a smirk as she said "i must test my products on you" i screamed but still applied her glo glo glo orange soda face mask, it began to suffocate me, but learning my fighting skills from my fighter and survivor friend khloe i punched her in the face and ran, to this day im missing half my face but the booty booty pop juice serum has slowly began to fix this curse upon me.. KIM I DEDICATE MY LIFE TO END YOU.

Dear,

Khloe the true fighter and survivor,

Kourtney the unbothered queen,

and Kim the optimistic bio-weapon and lawsuit creator…

I decided to order all of your products for my birthday which is coming up soon! As an..early gift..

Starting of with my favourite..Khloes overall..amazing!

‘Booty Booty pop juice‘.

After applying it, my booty instantly became bigger and gorgeous, leaving my looks flawless! My insecurities were distracted by my poppin’ booty, thank you so much Khloe!

Next was Kourtneys ‘No No No’ box..which was just..amazing..

When I opened the Titanium Steel box, I looked inside to see a whole lot of imaginative nothingness, which was amazing. It really brought my imagination to focus..it was an emotional moment for me..

Last was..Kim’s ’Glow Glow Glow’

random perfume..

When I opened my package, which was thrown up from my balcony, I was awaited by a Perfume bottle, called

’Orange Soda~ The Fragrance’

When I put the smallest spray on myself (and after reading all the instructions) I didn’t know a cockroach was behind me! Sadly, the intoxicating fumes of the perfume killed the cockroach…but then.. the cockroach was alive again after I applied some ‘booty booty pop juice‘ on it and let it rest in Kourtneys ‘No no no’ box. Gladly it was revived with a huge booty, and then expanded in size, becoming over 3,727+ ft and ready to conquer the business of

‘Glow Glow Glow’

with the inspiration from Kourtney and Khloe.

Kim..the cockroaches are coming for you and your company, beware, because they are fighters and survivors..

But stay watermelon sisters and remember to lick your Gluten Free Cookies 🍪!!!!

#glutenfreecookies #nonono #denikkimanej #cockroach #gary

Hello to the most watermelon sisters of them all: Khloe, Kourtney and the most important and intelligent Kim (no bias)!! I would just like to say that as an avid Glow Glow Glow™ supporter, user and lover, I am so shocked and angered by the amount of people who have such bad things to say about the lovely brand! Their comments are even more toxic than the products themselves!! Glow Glow Glow™ is such an amazing brand, and I wish I could give everyone in the world a Glow Glow Glow™ box so they can experience the wonderful products! The products will literally paralyze you with how marvelous their results are! I adore Glow Glow Glow™ so much, it's wayyy better than that booger booger poop juice brand or whatever the name is!!! Anyways, love you all so much (especially Kim), and everyone make sure to buy the latest Glow Glow Glow™ products whenever you see them in stores!!😁

Oh and Kim, my favorite Kardasim ever, can you please stop holding my family hostage in Glow Glow Glow™'s Low Low Low™ basements? I've written the message you wanted and I've sabotaged all the BBPJ products I could find. I just want my family back please, I'm scared. Thank you so much <3

Kim! I wish i could save you from your sisters. And your "Glow Glow Glow" is so amzing it works so well i was in a car crash yesterday and now i look amazing with the help of glow glow glow hello from sweden/afghanistan byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hi to the best sisters ever (Kourtney and Khloe)I want to get straight to the point Kam!!! the one running the nuclear products company,I recently bought a glow glow glow product , glow glow glow popcorn .That was the biggest mistake I ever made in my whole life ,I attempted to make the popcorn in the microwave oven for acxactly 1minute far away from my house and the whole neighborhood exploded and left a number of people homeless,just when I thought everything was fine while I'm at the hospital I was informed that glow glow glow is considered now an illegal weapon in my country and we are all indangerd ,my country exploded and I moved country's(was country I guess) and I have no legs now,Fuck You Kam ,I hope you ass goes flat❤️#khloethebest#nonono#wehateKam

!!!ADVICE PLEASE!!!

HELP! Kourtney and Khloe, and no not you keam.

MY company (llatioFe) have been experiencing major loss of profits, and we were about to make glow glow glow pay us for copying my product "Knee Cream", but an account named KimBioWeaponMaker has stolen 10 million dollars from us. Which resulted my company to be bankrupt and I am about to sell my company to glow glow glow.

PLEASE the greatest kardasim duo of the podcast kourtney and khloe help me, because I need this to find my Sister Stacy that has been gone for 10 years now. #kemBioWeaponMakerSuccs #KhloesKockroach #kourtneydeservestheworld #wherestacy #slayKourneyAndKhloe🏳️‍🌈

Hi guys,

I thought of a way to settle one of the longest running debates in the Kardasim lore. We can have Khloé try on some Glow Glow Glow. If she's truly a fighter and survivor, she should come out unscathed. If she doesn't survive, then...rest easy. Thoughts?

This is to Kim and Glow Glow Glow.

I am currently writing this on my way to prison for first-degree murder and arson all thanks to your Glow Glow Glow Rejuvenating Ass Serum. It all started when I bought the product on your website and gifted it to a friend for her birthday. She was so excited to try the ass serum and immediately put it on. Her booty was poppin after 5 minutes of applying it and everything was fine. She went to go to her kicthen and get some strawberry soda and when she passed the stove, her ass caught on fire. No where did it say on the website or labels did it say this ass serum was flammable. She dropped dead after 10 seconds of ignition because there were sparks and explosions everywhere. The oven quickly exploded due to the serum‘s particles in the air which caused a huge fire at my friend’s apartment complex. 25 people died in the fire and now I’m to blame for this incident. I tried proving my innocence saying the Glow Glow Glow Ass Serum was the cause for this problem but no one believed me and now I was just sentenced 400 years in maximum security prison. This is the last time I’ll ever speak on my story and I promise I will find a way to sue you for billions and make sure Glow Glow Glow gets shut down for being a dangerous organization destined to ruin innocent lives. My lawyers are working hard and the evidence’s are starting to show up. Count your days before you get caught for selling dangerous products and get thrown in jail for being the biggest scam artist in history.

From your dearest,

Raini Rodsimguez 💋

Hello jenner simsters this is for all of you three rebecca courtney koala bear

Rebecca how does it feel to be the underdog(since you look like one) and can you please teach me how to whine like a flop lawyer n businesswoman

This is for koala bear ❤️ keep being a fighter n Survivor how does it feel to have a bigger ass than rebecca?

This is for Courtney.........

NO! AND LOVE YOU

Hello to the angelic looking and the most interesting sister to look at, Kourtney, and THE Khloe Kardasim, first of her name, THE fighter, THE Survivor, and Mother of Kockroaches, and lastly, Radioactive Queen, Kim.

Story time:

A few months ago, I was struggling at work that I almost wanted to quit and end my life. Upon noticing this, a colleague of mine talked to me and asked if I ever tried the NO NO NO box because he said it helped him get his promotion.

I was hesitant to buy the NO NO NO box at first because I though how in the hell would a box help me but I realized I have nothing else to lose. After a few days of pondering, I decided to sell my house, my car, and all other stuff I own to purchase the NO NO NO Rainbow box which costs $500k. BEST DECISION OF MY LIFE! When I opened the box, I saw a mirage of Kourtney’s face and then it whispered “NO”. A burst of thoughts, ideas, and imagination flooded my mind which made me more productive and effective at my job. I got promoted twice and now I am the VP in charge of Engineering department! I now live in a mansion, own luxury cars, and is able to afford expensive stuff all thanks to the NO NO NO Rainbow box. You are my heroine, Kourtney, thank you so much for exposing your beauty to the world and giving us NO NO NO.

My question is, will there ever be a collaboration between NO NO NO and BOOTY BOOTY Pop Juice considering all the amazing contributions you have done for this Sim world? I hope you do and eliminate all the bad things made by Glow Glow Glow. To Khloe, how do you manage to stay beautiful with your revenge sim body despite working so hard and tirelessly? Love you Khloe!

Sending love to the Kardasim Sisters especially to Queen Kourtney. Love from the Philippines.

Abortions getting banned:so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello! I have a question for Kourthey, you are nikki manaj are best friends reinds but could you see it as something more? Kim how does it feel to have one sister with a huge business (no no no). and another sister promoting a amazing business ( botty botty pop juice ). kim Although I hate glow glow glow I used your glow glow glow house repainting on my customers hair and I didn’t even have to shave it because glow glow glow did it! Kim your product sucks and if your going to talk bs I use they/them. kim stop harassing my family and sending your bs product to my fifth house. bye to the other watermelon sisters I love you guys!

Sponges: so watermelon or so not watermelon

car rides: so watermelon or so not watermelon 🚗

Hi sisters! I have a message for Kim. I tried your new grow grow grow eye lash (by glow glow glow) serum, and at first it worked, my eyelashes where long and thick. But then they wouldn’t stop growing, and it spread all across my body it’s in places it shouldn’t be now, and it wont stop. Kim you have ruined my life. I read the instructions and did all of it right I am going to sue. See you in court. also Khloe is My favorite <3

hey kardasims, i have a question for kourtney and khloe.

would you rather spend a whole week with no escape, locked in the glow glow glow factory with kim or would you rather spend five nights at freddy‘s?

love you goddess queens, love YOU YOU, but not you kim. your glow glow glow pop juice and glow glow glow no boxes gave me covid… but that’s a whole other thing i will go into another day

#lovekhloeandkourtneyandkris

Hi Khloe and Kourtney

So i put on glow glow glow hair spray to set my hair. It smelled awful but I gave it a try.Since then my neck is paralyzed and my ears are bleeding. I have a burning sensation on my head. Kim wanna give a stupid reason for this to happen. If so my lawyers are waiting. To Kourtney and Kloe stay watermelon y'all love you both.

Love from somewhere

So like i tried the new glow glow glow product and like when i applied it on my skin it litteraly made me feel sick, I went to the hospital and they said its a new sickness and has never been discovered before, the symptoms include: shortness of breath, rashes in all parts of the body, hair loss, tears forming every 2hours, extreme pain, and they also said there was a 75% fatality rate. Im gonna sue you Kim and your toxic bioweapon like products

KIM KIM KIM THIS IS URGENT WE NEED YOUR HELP. My city decided to take glow glow glow off shelves and experiment with them. Once a single drop of water hit the glow glow glow hand sanitizer a poisonous cloud came in and infected people is hazmat suits. Once the zombies were released into the city everything went to chaos. There we’re buildings collapsing cars crashing people being eaten. I saw a bus that flipped over cause to many zombies were attached to it.My city had turned into a post apacoliptic city. There were enormus fires and lots of people were infected. The military got involved and created base camps to attack the glow glow glow zombies. They were overrun immediately and only one base camp remained. I am writing this from the camp. Everyday the camp is getting weaker and weaker we are trying our best to fend them off. We are on the verge to being eaten due to the zombies. KIM HOW DID YOUR GLOW GLOW GLOE HAND SANITIZER CAUSE THIS. Btw the zombies have big asses and you know what along with green skin and rolled back eyes. STAY SAFE KHLOE AND KOURTNEY KIM IM ABOUT TO DIE DUE TO YOU😡

pooping in public: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

climate change: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello Khloe, Kourtne and Kem🤬

I have to say BBPJ and No No No is absolutely Iconic❤️❤️❤️

Anyways, My Mother recently purchased the new Glow Glow Glow A$$ Cheek rejuvenation serum after I warned her not to after the documentary I am making (The Glow Glow Glow Factory), my mother used the serum and even after following all the instructions she ended up with each of her a$$ Cheeks looking like a Bugatti!!!!🚗😭🤬

I called the help line for her because she was too destressed to do it herself, when I called I explained what happened and the woman replied “Congratulations on those Bugatti cheeks!!!” And ended the phone on me😭

please help!!😭

lots of love from the Uk, not to Kim tho😡

This is for the owner of the podcast. The host and the only true business woman and the ultimate fighter and survivor, Khloe the queen of kockroaches. 🪳👸💅

I purchased your booty booty pop juice weight loss serum last week and it was the best decision I have ever made in my life. Recently I have been struggling with my weight. I kept going to the gym everyday attempting to get a revenge body and I went on a booty booty pop juice high calorie salads diet. It wasn’t enough so I used the weight loss serum and overnight I was shocked when I looked in the mirror to see that I was skinnier than the skinny legend, Mariah SimCarey. Not only that but I sounded like an angel so I started a singing career and now my album is #1 on the simcharts. thanks to you Khloe, my queen. I am now able to afford treatments for my mom who got burned by glow glow glow.

Love you Khloe♥️♥️🥰. And Kem… you are an evil flop businesswoman

#KhloeQueenOfKockroaches #KimFlopBusinesswoman #GlowGlowGlowIsOverParty #BootyBootyPopJuiceLover

What’s up simsters 💕 khloe you are my idol, the ultimate fighter and survivor. Kourtney, you are a true inspiration. And Kem… you are a fraud businesswoman and a flop lawyer.

3 years ago my family was struggling with money so my mom decided to apply for a job at glow glow glow, since they don’t run background checks. She was hired immediately. But one day she came back and said that tomorrow was a special day for her and that she was getting a promotion called vanish. But when she went the next day she never came back. I contacted your help line but the woman said to buy glow glow glow instead of actually helping me. And I started getting glow glow glow products in my mail everyday. So I filed a lawsuit. Kim you better show up in court or I will burn your glow glow glow FACTORIES myself. Bring back my mom you fraud bitch! #CancelGlowGlowGlow

Hey Kardasims, I have a short and sweet question for Khloe. Khloe, you call lots of people stupid bitches. Have you ever heard the phrase “it takes one to know one” love you guys, stay watermelon🍉. #fighterandsurvivorwho

hello kardasims! my question is for all of y’all. are you guys gonna continue the show on youtube? are you guys gonna publish any more videos? hope you guys are watermelon!! love you the true fighter and survivor khloe ps i’m a huge fan from turkey :)

whos the smartest: clinomania

ADVICE PLEASE!!!

Oh my god you guys this is so embarrassing. So I went on a date with this boy at his place and you know…. We did… wohoo. While that was happening my Wig fell off and because it was dark the boy got scared and slapped me so hard that I had to go to the hospital. My parents who I said I was going to my girlfriends house to study came to see me. And while I was blacked out the boy told everything to my parents. What should I say to my parents?

Love you girls, you are so watermelon

*For that’s so watermelon segment*

3-minute private jet flights within Californsim: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

PS. Kourtney you are the best sister. Khloe keep fighting and surviving. And to the nincompoop Kim Orange shut up you delusional skank bitch. All the love from Saskatchewan, an island in Pluto

Kourtney gaslighting Literally Everyone

so watermelon or so not watermelon ?

Who is the smartest ?

sansevieria trifasciata

Hey Kardasims, I just wanted to know how do you work on having a revenge body. I would love to show all of my haters that I’m still happy and healthy and what they say doesn’t affect me at all. PS Kourtney and Khloe are the best podcast host love you.

Pink Sauce from SimTok: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon.

Hello Kardasims! Khole, Kourtney, and Kim. I have recently h a job at glow glow glow and so have been callee to Kim’s office on the first day of work. We’ve gotten to know each other for a bit and she told me all of the things I needed to know in order to be A good employee at GGG.

While we were talking I asked her why her products were always killing and seriously injuring people, and she said. “At GGG we like to see people suffer, hearing news about people dying and getting seriously I’ll because of what we produce is like music to our ears. We know that we can put whatever we want in these products because people will keep buying and making us more money.“

I was shocked because all this time I thought sh didn’t know what was going on but to hear that she purpose makes these products dangerous was interesting. I then asked if I can tell people outside of GGG this and she responded with yes.

Hello Kourtney, Kim and Khloe!! Firstly, I would just like to say that Khloe is the true fighter and survivor and the most watermelon sister and Kourtney is the most relaxing, calm and chill kardasim! But.. don’t let that get to you as Kim is actually a very hard worker, puts a lot of effort into her work and products and then gets no credit for anything that she does!

JUST KIDDING!

Ok so,

1, out of all of your siblings, rank them from best to worst parents.

2, if there was a soda of orange and strawberry blended together, what do you think it would taste like and would you drink it?

Love from Australia!

#welovekhloekardasim

yo everyone i know i shouldnt be one to say but can we try to not make all the top comments over 3 paragraphs long i feel like the sisters are gonna be frustrated if each comment took over 10 minutes to get thru each

Hi Kardasim sisters! I’d like to give you the results of my new GGG (glow glow glow) vs BBPJ (booty booty pop juice) test.

I used the ass hydration serum from BBPJ and analyzed the ingredients and found nothing harmful. I used some myself and it worked wonderfully within 2 days, so thank you Khloe!!!

Then, I analyzed the ingredients from the Glow Glow Glow hair conditioner and Jesus Christ. I found over 74 out of 75 harmful ingredients, one third of them used in the atomic bomb. The only non-harmful ingredient was actual conditioner. She had diluted the conditioner so much. My computer instantly exploded and now I have a gaping hole on my hip and I am partially paralyzed. Kim, why would you do this?

making a scene at a restaurant over drink orders: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hello to the most watermelon sisters ever, Kourtney and Kol! (Oh, and that other one, whats her name again,,, Kimothy?)

As most of you have heard from this podcast, GlowGlowGlow is a terrible company! I'm here to share yet another horrifying story from a product that I can only assume is from the pits of hell.

So, I started my day as normal when I saw an ad on Simstagram for the new GlowGlowGlow: Just for Men Tanning Spray. Given that my anniversary with my wonderful husband was coming up, I decided to surprise him with a wonderful gift, surely nothing could go wrong, right? No.

The moment he started applying it, his legs turned green! Then a horrendous smell started to fill the air, imagine rotting fish covered the GlowGlowGlow Hibiscus Perfume, then multiply that stench by a thousand. Our cats passed out from the smell while his legs caught on fire! I had to pick him up and toss him into our pool, however this wasn't the end of my problems.

The pool caught fire! My only question to you, Karm, is how in the world you created something that sets water on fire! My husband is in the hospital and 2 of our 3 cats are dead now, PREPARE YOUR LAWYERS!

On a side note, NoNoNo is a truly wonderful brand and I have had no problems with them, consider their new summer collection for an ACTUAL gift for your loved ones.

Question !!!

Hello kourtney , kim and the sim version of angry bird Chlo !! i have been to listening to you guys on daily basis , and i always wonder how does kourtney and kim deal with clo anger issues ? Clo keeps saying that she is a fighter and a survivor but she doesn't ask herself that her stupidity and screaming is the reason why all these accidents happen to her ... there is soliders and police officers that deserve the title of survivor and fighter so i would appreciate it if clo would stop calling herself that . bit since i am a good person i have a suitable nickname for clo 💋 cloangry simbird 😀clo looks a lot like an angry bird especially that red big ass bird they are both huge lazy and angry 🙂

anyways love you kourtney and kim love from dubai

Hello world and Kardasims folks. Please know that when you all read this, I'd already be locked in prison. I'm sending this before hand so lovely dear Nikhole and Kangaroo can bail me out. This question is for the do-anything-for-money lawyer, Kim. Have you noticed anything weird going on with Glow Glow Glow lately? Well, guess what? I have a surprise for you! (Drumroll please 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁) I've finally and successfully hacked the passcodes and gain access to the Glow Glow Glow warehouse, laboratories, and bank account, thanks to the help of Kourtney! I am well award in my logic, common sense, and rationality (which about-to-be-bankrupt business woman, Kim doesn't possession) that this is a committed criminally, crime-approved, criminal behavior only one can commitment in a crime.😞😢 But I did all this because it's the only right thing left to do. I have no other choice left but to warn, not threaten, but warn Kim to do the better for this world. So Ms. KardaKim, do you swear to create better products? Do YOU, Kim, sweat to donate and compensate to all the victims of Glow Glow Glow? Do you sweet to stop bowllying Khiller Whale and Kneecap? Lastly, do you swell to invite Taylor Sim to be on this Podcast in the near future episode? Swear it all to SimBible NOW!!!!! Also Kim, I demand you to call Khloe the true fighter and survivor, glorious bitch, and queen of Kockroach kingdom. And call Kourtney an unbothered queen, a skinny legend, and the true business woman right this instant. DO IT!!! If not, Khloe will read this poem I wrote dedicated to you: "Kim, watch your laboratories explode, watch your warehouse burn to the ground. Watch Glow Glow Glow bank account go broke, and your bankrupt business shut down." ~ a Kockroach🪳🪳🪳🪳 Even though I'm in prison, I've already planned and have everything under my command for you. So don't try me.🤬😈😎👻 Sending all my love and hope and best regards and stuff to you Kourtesy. And to you to Katana!!!! Love youuuuyuuu.🥰❤️💘💝💖💗💓💞💕💌💋

Candy Crush: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hey Kardasims, who are just sims with cheats and privileges! Not to break the eighth wall but, are you guys doing alright? I hope so! 🥰🥰🥰 This is a reminder for you guys to love each other! Especially because I've seen so much progress and change with Kourtney that I'm proud of. She learned how to give compliments, even almost break character, and became Kris just to call Khloe "sweetie". Now isn't that sweet???

In the last podcast episode, you guys argued about if the user @Khloé's Kockroach 🪳💪💖 was lying about their story. Well, I was the friend in their story and everything that happened to them was indeed fiction, except the part that had to do with Gross Gross Gross. Yes, Glow Glow Glow PR box caused my friend stage 4 brain tumor, or Glioblastoma. And no Kim, you didn't discover shit because my friend never had brain tumor. Stop being delusional and gaslighting people by spreading false information. Because of the brain injury, Kim caused, my friend was also diagnosed with a mental illness that allow them to hallucinate things like all the stuff having to do with BOOty BOOty Poop Food Company saving them and their cats life and the lives of many others at the hospital.

Now, goddess Khloe and skinny legend Kourtney, can you guys recommend to me any good lawyer l can hire to countersue Kim since the horrid slut is suing me? I have all my resources and what happened to my friend is just one big reason I can sue Kim for. Can you guys also help to be witnesses for my friend in court with me? I have no one to rely on and you guys are my only last hope left. So please help me, save me, pick me, love me, choose me. All the love sending from the bottom of my booty hole. 💕🍑💋🕊️

#ifyoubuyGlowGlowGlowillfuckingfindyou #lockKimup #shutGlowGlowGlowdown #NoNoNomoreGlowGlowGlow

ADVICE PLEASE

Dear Kim, your product almost killed me! I was waiting for my Glow-Glow-Glow rejuvenating ass serum package, and when I opened it it exploded and it got stuck in my big booty so when I fart some Glow-Glow-Glow rejuvenating ass serum comes out so what do I do?? Kim's products are bad!😒

Stay Watermelon Kourtney and Khloe You guys are my favorites but don't tell Kim 🍉

Hola hermanas !! Just want to remind y’all how gorg y’all are. Especially you Khloe. You Inspire me to have an organized pantry as well as work for a perfect body. Anyways just wanted to ask y’all What would you do.. if when you okay so he said yes would go? Personally I would say god bless him.