EPISODE 74 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

KHLOE WOULD YOU PLEASE HELP ME???!!! ☠️☠️☠️😱😱😱 I am typing this erratically because Kim is going to be back in the basement any second. Ten years ago I began working as a trial participant for glow glow glow because I needed money to buy a house with my fiancé Kevin. I came to work one day and a giant Glowzilla lizard snatched and kidnapped me to the factory basement. Kim and her three lizard assistants violently shaved my head and tattooed 011 on my scalp. I was forced into a sensory deprivation tank and Kim demanded that I make contact with her secret crush then Kanye. For the next ten years, I have been locked in this lab basement with heavy security while Kim conducted experiments on me to test how her Glow Glow Glow products can access other dimensions. Instead of telekinesis and telepathy, I have transformed numerous times into random creatures like snakes, dolphins and cockroaches, and I have had every skin disease known to dermasimlogists. Kim also starves me by only giving me a fruit salad made up of orange slices every week. Just now one of the lab techs yawned when Kim told him to get off his ass and work and he was immediately taken to Vanish and let down. Luckily for me, his phone dropped out of his pocket when he was screaming and being dragged away to be executed. I snuck it away and Googled “how to contact Khloe Kardasim” and discovered this website. Kevin, where are you???!!! Have you taken Kim to Kourt???!!! Khloe, please unite your team of fighters and survivors and come rescue me from the evil biochemist Kim! #IAmStacy