EPISODE 75 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Hey Kardasim sisters. My question is for Kim. Kim came to simAfrica to promote her glow glow glow rejuvenating palette powder serum gloss setting spray cream for kids. The product sold out on the first day and Kim left immediately thereafter. The next day all the kids in the simvillage had all aged irreversibly into senior citizens. The chief priest has conducted a ritual to avenge all the victims of your crimes. Kim what do you have to say for yourself?

p.s. Don't be surprised if your heart stops mysteriously, oh and expect a big ass lawsuit from everyone in the simvillage.

roblox so watermelon or so not watermelon

plastic asses so watermelon or so watermelon

Coral reef so watermelon or so not watermelon

the sea so watermelon or so not watermelon

Angels so watermelon or so not watermelon

Ye so watermelon or so not watermelon

Money so watermelon or so not watermelon

Queen simelizabeth so watermelon or so not watermelon

Glow glow glow ass serum so watermelon or so watermelon

Being delusional about a product that is absolutely failing and having a enemy named booty booty booty pop juice so watermelon or so not watermelon

Jellyfish so watermelon or so not watermelon

Glow glow glow so watermelon or so not watermelon

Shoes so watermelon or so not watermelon

Snake emojis so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hello Kardasims, and especially the stupid b**ch that turns around too her bedside and says thank you Ye?!? Now, i was wondering thank you ye who said she was in the song but ariana said I'm going put your mum in a music video but I'll give you a call, do you test f***ing animals on Glow Glow Glow?!?!? If so Ye lover who can understand his dumb words, how did the animals react?!?? You are so damn crazy, but, you did create the term

That's So Watermelon 🍉

Watch this video khloe and kourtney to prove that Kim created it.

5 year old u

Kim did create a lot of good stuff, bit she is a stupid bitch.

Love you!!!

#JAILKHEIM

Who's the smartest: piliform

Who's the smartest: parthenocarpy

Who's the smartest: obdiplostemonous

Burgers🍔Burgers🍔 Burgers:so watermelon 🍉 or so not watermelon

Sim-hulk: So watermelon 🍉 or so not watermelon 🍉

Hi Kardasim Sisters!

or should i say sister? After hearing such great reviews about booty booty pop juice i decided to try it just for fun. After a week of drinking it my ass turned fucking blue like a smurf. I was so not not happy with the results . my doctor couldnt even do anything. i looked for an antidote on the internet and the only thing that i found was something called judy judy booty juice made by glow glow glow. On my simtube i run a channel called “ Your Reviewer“ and i thought this was gonna do wonders for my ass BUT NO MY ASS TURNED GREEN AND FLAT and before you say anything kim . Yes, i read the instructions and yes, i signed the 63 side contract FRONT AND BACK! i am gonna sue you CAULIFLOWER AND KIEM!

ps: love your new no no no product kourtney . Love how you gave us everything by giving us nothing!

lots of hate ( except for kourtney ) from sim york

good day khloe & kourtney except for you kim. anyways kim, i recently purchased your glow glow glow d.i.y brazllian butt lift to make my ass look thicker than a snicker bar. yes, i read the instruction manual properly that is provided in the box. after inserting the injection up my ass and waiting patiently for at least overnight, i got an itchy bottom and diarrhea instead. i am currently in the toilet having explosive diarrhea right this moment while im writing this review. my ass is currently sore and burning like flaming hot Cheetos from all the shitting i had done. im here to warn you that you will be hearing from my lawyer soon and you will be sued for $930k. i hope your bank account is feeling well. im also wondering, what was the ingredients used in this d.i.y brazillian butt lift product, not to mention that when i received the package, the suspicious yellow substance in the injection smells like james ratcharles pee. please clarify the ingredient used. thanks. no offence khloe's and Kourtney's product are much more better never buying products from kim ever. xoxo.

Heyyy sisters, just wanted to say Hi. Quick question for you. If you had to live a entire day without your phones or social media what would you do?

Sextoy so watermelon and so not watermelon

Hello to beautiful Kourtney, Ugly Ass Cow and Kim.

Which Sim Pokemon would you related most? My interpretation would be Kourtney would be MewTwo Cause she is rare like a gem, Kim Would be Zubat Cause she is hella annoying keeping attacking trainers and promoting Glow Glow Glow, Khloe would be Voltorb, she will self destruct cause she is hot headed cockroach :P

Love from Pluto Bye wink

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greetings and salutations Khloe and Kourtney my goddesses, this is the ex-victim, current-fighter and survivor Shantaloosa Petunia, using chirp-to-text to offer my salutes to my commander in chief the Kockroach Queen, Khloe. You have to listen to this: your sister Kehm is behind everything and I, to my chagrin, have made a mistake by accusing you. But now that my life is long and my kockroach form is invincible, i refuse to wallow in despair, I choose to pull myself up by my tiny leg straps and get off my back and work to fight and survive for the good of the planet, making use of my newly deformed self, A KOCKROACH THAT CAN SURVIVE ATOMIC BOMBS AND BIO WEAPONS. Take that Kem.

I have infiltrated Kem’s underground facility inc. and stolen loads of files and lab recordings of experiments done on several victims namely our dear Stacy Nancy Simlewis and our sweet Max Strawberry Soda XX, and others. it shows every horrible act of the biochemists involved in this 3Gs project: Natasha SkSkSkNuYah and Kimberly Kardasim and Dr. Allan Fartweide who farted in Khloe’s PR box of Glow Glow Glow scented candles, he allegedly is a Genetically Modified Sim, created by Kim as a beta model to assist in her biochemical crimes as he is equipped with a Fartbox-A12 model of fart machines that release uranium dust as farts. I’m on a mission. I’m gonna destroy you Kem. Over and out. P.S. Below are attached documents I have managed to copy from Kim’s Evil Lair

triskaidekaphobia

who is the smartest ?

SO WATERMELON OR SO NOT WATERMELON: going in to the makeup creating lab without taking any safety precautions and posting on simstagram.

KIM KIM KIM THIS IS URGENT WE NEED YOUR HELP. My city decided to take glow glow glow off shelves and experiment with them. Once a single drop of water hit the glow glow glow hand sanitizer a poisonous mist came in and infected people in hazmat suits. Once the zombies were released into the city everything went to chaos. There were buildings collapsing cars crashing people being eaten. I saw a bus that flipped over cause to many zombies were attached to it. My city had turned into a post apocalyptic city. There were enormus fires and lots of people were infected. The military got involved and created base camps to attack the glow glow glow zombies. They were overrun immediately and only one base camp remained. I am writing this from the camp. Everyday the camp is getting weaker and weaker we are trying our best to fend them off. We are on the verge to being eaten due to the zombies. KIM HOW DID YOUR GLOW GLOW GLOE HAND SANITIZER CAUSE THIS?????

Btw the zombies have big asses green skin and rolled back eyes.

,Love the KARDASIMS PODCAST not the khloe podcast cause it doesn’t exist,Love to the self centered wannabe host with anger issues Khloe😍😍. Love You queen Kourtney the queen kockaroach and fighter and survivor🥰🥰🥰. and to Kim:🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

heyyyy Kardasims expect KEM ugh.. anyways My neighbor used glow glow glow lipstick and blew up like a puffer fish so she ended up at the hospital and the paramedics threw the product in the trash which some dog ATE and ended up dying in my driveway. So now i am on the run from being sued from having "supposedly" killing the dead dog. so my question is to the stupid bad business women kem how can you kill a innocent dog?

Love to the so watermelons sisters kourtney and khloe. also a thanks to khloe because my mom used booty booty pop juice which made her get a big butt. sorry if thers bad punctuation there isn't great wifi in the sewers.

ps. my neighbor is in a coma right now from my last visit in the vents

Hey sister , if you couldn't join the dots yourself , me being the top agent of "SIM SECRET SERVICE" have done it for you . Soo many podcasts ago you got a comment from a listener saying " I bought Kourtney's 'no no no' box and got a crusty old wig and 10 year old lipstick inside of it" it was latter proven to be Kim's doing and the wig and lipstick belonged to Stacy who worked as emergency test subject in glow glow glow plant . In aLatter podcast you guys got another comment from a person saying "I lost my fiance 10 years ago in the glow glow glow plant" her name was also Stacy. And now in the last podcast you guys got another comment from Stacy Coincidence?..I think not . Kem what did you do to poor Stacy #whereisstacy #justiceforstacy

hey kardasims, i hope you’re all doing well :)

my questions are to all of you.

what is your favourite thing about being part of the kardasim podcast? 🤍🍉

also, (seeing as you are all talented businesswomen) how do you manage to plan filming the podcast into your busy work and business schedules?

you guys are soooo watermelon! 🍉

although you all fight (which i do find funny) i know you all really love eachother, and in your own way, each of you add a special something to the podcast. 🤍

Hello to the three sisters: Kim, and the Watermelon Goddesses Kourtney and Khloe. I have a question for the three of you. If Kourtney is called Kourtney, and Khloe is called Khloe, then why is Kimberly called Kim? Why is she so extra? I looooove you all! Hugs and kisses from Pluto.

Dear all the so watermelon kardasim sisters, and the Flop Flop Flop scam artist, what's her name??? OH right it's Kimberly.

I recently won my lawsuit against Kim, her atrocious Glow Glow Glow company as well as the new subdivision she called 'Slow Slow Slow' which makes the "age reversal" products. Notice I used quotation marks around that, yeah, BECAUSE IT IS A SCAM. I had used the Watermelon scented Slow Slow Slow cream for my wrinkles after reading all 8347 steps and using the QR code to open the extra 400 top tips and followed them TO THE WORD. Instead of my skin looking more youthful, I AGED BY 50 YEARS!!! I was the same age as my grandparents and was put in a care home because people didn't believe I was actually me.

Luckily I used Booty Booty Pop Juice's age reversal juice to reverse the despicable damage Kim did to me, I then sued for $1,000,000,000 , $10,000 for the cost of the product, and $999,900,000 for emotional and physical trauma. I won this case by a landslide 3 months ago in court after Kim tried to spray Snake Juice at the judge to kill them after they said that Kim was a dumb bitch.

Now to my question that I know I've taken a long time getting to,,,

WHERE IS MY MONEY BITCH???

If I don't get the money I am owed within the next 3 hours I will not only call the SimFBI, I will also contact my friends on the dark web to infiltrate the Glow Glow Glow underground facility and blow it up as revenge for your dumbassery, you are a terrible businesswoman and I am so glad that everybody, and I mean EVERYBODY in the Kardasim/Simner family has more successful business than you.

And to the fighter and survivor, the Mother Kockroach Khloe, stay strong in the adversity of Kim's stupidity, praying for you always 🙏.

And to the chillest sister Kourtney, I am such a fan of No No No, I've just bought your new limited edition diamond encrusted suitcase collection and I can't wait for it to arrive, love you always ❤️.

P.S. please can both Khloe and Kourtney slap Kim for me? I'd be so thankful, from your biggest fan 💓 and please can Khloe say hi to Nicki and Taylor when she goes to her weekly lunch with them? They ate the most watermelon successful business women in the sim world.

XOXO Jaxxie

hi sisters, I have a question. what do I do if I just started high school last week but have never gone to any form of school before? How do I be watermelon and a true fighter and survivor? Much appreciated, a sincere kockroach fan. If buying from glow glow glow will give me the ability to learn years of lost academic experience, please let me know!

Hey the 3 watermelon sisters, this is your simbucks barista, kem left a glow glow glow product in my tip jar and at first I was upset that I didn’t get tipped and I took it out of the jar. the reflection of the sun ricocheted off the product, my eyes were starting to burn. at first I was scared and screamed WHY but my visces/vision became 20/20. WHY thank you kem. no more doctor visits. also kourtney you owe me 5.80 still, my boss is gonna fire me if you dont pay. She is still mad that you threw an empty cup at her and i laughed. ill need a no no no box to live in, winters coming. Also khloe the fighter and survivor I think of you every time when I work with the stupid bitches and make it through a shift. maybe ill use the glow glow glow spray on them and my boss. my question for kourtney is how do i not get fired, if i dont care to listen to my boss? can you come and tell my boss no if she tries to fire me. shes onto me already with drinking all the strawberry soda. Also please make simsbucks merch #khloeroach#kimisabusinesswoman#kourtneythequeen

Hi sisters,

or should I say say sister. I recently nought booty booty pop juice and in the first two weeks it worked really good SOMEHOW my ass turned blue. I searched up the antidote for that and it said I should buy Judy Judy booty juice produced by glow glow glow . My ass turned flat and green I’m in the hospital right now and I’m suing YOU CAULIFLOWER AND KIEM. I can’t believe that Khloe would promote a product like that.

ps: love you kourtney and love the new no no no product I love how you gave us everything by giving us nothing.

lots of hate from sim York

KIM YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!!!

i was signin up for my new teaching job and somehow I ended up at the glow glow glow company. I was trying to leave and you stupid bitch won’t let me. my child has been alone for two weeks. I’m hiding somewhere secret you won’t find me but trust I will get you back

Dear glorious, beautiful, amazing Kourtney

your revolutionary No No No aluminum box saved my life. I was sitting in my living room using the PassGas App when the doorbell rang. For some reason I had a bad feeling because when I neared the door I could smell something like burning silicone. When I opened the door, there was a bottle of Glow Glow Glow Hair Dye. As an avid listener of this podcast I know to never use any of your sister Kuhm’s products, so I immediately opened up the aluminum No No No box, threw Kuhm’s shitty ass product in there and held the lid closed very tight until there was a muffled explosion, saving my life and the house. did you know that your product could be used to fight your sister‘s disgusting radioactive makeup line??? How do you plan on saving the world with your magical product?

I decided to try to make a timeline of notable events within the lore behind Glow Glow Glow (THIS IS JUST TO SHARE WITH THE FORUM, NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FOR LISTENERS RESPONSE) 10 Years ago, assumed to be 2012:KV, also known as Kevin, was about to get married with his fiancé Stacy Nancy "Naysee" Simlouis. But before that, Stacy got a job as a trial participant for Kem's Glow Glow Glow products, to earn money to buy a house for them together.

Stacy claimed to have come to work one day and she was abducted by a giant "Glowzilla" lizard creature, and was imprisoned into the Glow Glow Glow factory basement.

For the next 10 years, Stacy had been a victim of numerous dangerous radioactive toxic experiments, claiming to have transformed into several creatures, getting every skin disease known to dermasimologists, being fed a bowl of oranges or as Keam would say "Orange Salad", and witnessing Kahm's lizard lab assistants being "escorted" to V.A.N.I.S.H. (Very Outstandi-Astonishing-[the full meaning ends here. I theorize it stands for "Very Astonishing Non-disclosed Illegal Slaughter House" ]) and was let down.

2015-2018: Khiem finally launched her brand new Glow Glow Glow brand to the public. Prior to that, Khloe and Kourtney were the original test subjects for the first prototype of Kym's product, which was theorized to contain hemlock, a poisonous plant, as an ingredient.

5 months before September 2021, assumed to be April 2021:The user "Moncef" reached out to the podcast that he accidentally spilled Glow Glow Glow: Grow Grow Grow onto his pet lizard, which grew into an enormous "Glowzilla" monster. It ate his family and destructed his country to the point of economical collapse within his country, which was said to be "soon forgotten".

November 2021: Natasha "Sksks no Yuh", a SimRussian biochemist reached out and warned Keim about their 3G project and continental bioweapon distribution acts being uncovered by the government. A person under the name "KhloKyliKourt" was said to be the one who leaked their documents to the SimCIA and SimFBI. Natasha invited Kuhm to join her as she was amidst being on the run, inviting Kiiem to hide with her in their secret bunker in SimRussia, and to leave behind her Simerican sisters Khloe and Kourtney who she pretends she's related to.

July-August 2022, the present, as of writing this comment:Stacy Nancy "Naysee" Simlouis managed to contact and reach out to Khloe of her decade long imprisonment and torture. She claimed to still be in search of her old fiancé Kevin after all these 10 years.

Also around the same time, July 4 2022: The twitter user Nicole Louise Evans released a trailer of her upcoming documentary of "The Glow Glow Glow Factory". Notable imagery in the trailer was a pic of Kæm standing in front of a burning house, a mugshot of Kieam in her true form, Glow Glow Glow factory workers passing out and not getting up their ass to work, Kris's Lady Marmalade, Khloe and Kourtney gossiping to each other, and Mariah gaslighting Taylor.

That's all I have for now.

Feel free to comment any notable additions I should add to the list! Providing the date is very much appreciated!

The Proud Family, So Watermelon, or So Not Watermelon?

Defenestration. What‘s the definition, ladies?

meetings that could have been an email: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

A special message to all Kardasim sisters:

To Kim: We would like to formally invite you to be our commencement speaker at the Winter 2022 graduation class of Yale Law School. You have inspired many students to pursue their passion in law, and it would be an honor for you to come and talk about hardships that you fought and survived and impart some wisdom to these students. We even purchased thousands of Glow Glow Glow products to hand out for each graduating student! If everything goes well, we would also love to have you back in the Spring to receive an honorary doctorate degree for law. It would even be better than the one Taylor Sim received from NYU for making mediocre music for snakes. While hers is a joke, you would have received yours for your contribution to society, law, and biotechnology. We look forward to hearing your response.

To Khloe: Our psychology department at Yale is interested in having you come in for an interview. Because you are prone to outbursts, bullying, and aggressive behavior with small signs of being a sociopath, our psych researchers want to do some testing and research to figure out why you are the way that you are and uncover the truth about bootyhole pictures.

To Kourtney: We absolutely loved the No No No box with the straps prototype that you sent us. We want to place an order for a million units to give to our students and faculty to replace their backpacks. We look forward to doing business with you.

Stay watermelon!

Sincerely,

Hillary Chill Hill

Office of Yale Law Admissions

Khloe mood swings

so watermelon or so not watermelon ?

bee balm , who is the smartest ?

Hello to the beautiful kardasims, I will soon be recording the documentary on the dangerous glow glow glow factory ☢️🥰🤬.

So far we have sent are team undercover clowns into the biochemist Kim’s lair and found enough incriminating evidence to send her lying ass, glow glow glowing to jail forever.

A message to Khloe and Kourtney, you are both beautiful stunning icons and you are incredible for helping me collect evidence for the new documentary and the prosecution👩‍⚖️

lots of love from Cheshire❤️

Hello Kourtney, Kim and Khloe!! Firstly, I would just like to say that Khloe is the true fighter and survivor and the most watermelon sister and Kourtney is the most relaxing, calm and chill kardasim! But.. don’t let that get to you as Kim is actually a very hard worker, puts a lot of effort into her work and products and then gets no credit for anything that she does!

JUST KIDDING!

Ok so,

1, out of all of your siblings, rank them from best to worst parents.

2, if there was a soda of orange and strawberry blended together, what do you think it would taste like and would you drink it?

Love from Australia!

#welovekhloekardasim