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EPISODE 77 - ASK THE KARDASIMS
EPISODE 77 - ASK THE KARDASIMS
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Children tv shows so watermelon or so not watermelon
The White Lotus (tv series): so watermelon or so not watermelon🍉🍉💚💚
Hey kardasims what was your new years resolution for 2023🎊. Mine was making more people aware of the dangerous hazard that glow glow glow is to the environment and the people. we must do something about it before those 🚩🚩🚩turn into the destruction of the world.
I love you khloe and kourtney you are so watermelon unlike the other sister Rebecca.
I think that's her name I don't remember but anyways please share the campaign and donate to #GlowGlowGlowGoAwayAsFarAsYouCan to get rid of glow glow glow and the monster who created it
#GlowGlowGlowGOAway and never come back. #justiceforstacey #justiceforamelia #justiceforeveryone
warmest greetings to khloe and kourtney. hope you guys are having the most joyous new year ever sending you so much love and the wellest of wishes xx
my question is for khloe, how does it feel to hold the title of gay ally/icon of the year and how or if the title sort of puts a pressure on your shoulder. i know the gays just absolutely adores you and i guess i just wanna know what that means for you. love you xxxx
for kourtney i just wanna say that you really inspire me to just not gaf and to stop caring about what other people say and to just say no when i want to! and for that i just want to send you all the love in the world good luck with no no no!! (love the new sheer eyeshadow btw great work)
p.s. can i pls get a 'my beautiful baby brother' from khloe i just think it's so iconic
love you two so much!! keep being watermelon and stay chic you two!!!
Hey the kardasim sisters, Khloe, Kourtney, and the other one. I had wanted to reach out to you guys to share my horrible experience while staying the day at Kims house. So let me explain. I was on my phone when i got a text from kim saying, “Hey Do you wanna come over and have tea with me” now i decided to say yes not knowing it would be a horrible decision. I drive over and kim welcomes me in and we have a seat at her couch, She hands me a cup of tea and we chat, but i started to become really sleepy, i passed out and awoke to kim smiling at me in a devilish manor and saying “Let me test my glow glow glow products on you” I screamed and jump kicked her and managed to break my chains, i ran out the door and called 911, The cops didnt believe me but i hope you guys do. KIM, IF YOU HEAR ME IM COMING FOR YOU,
ps: I think she did do something else to the tea because ive noticed Green spots appearing on my body, My butt is also growing at a rapid rate. Luckily i used Khloes Booty Booty Pop juice Deflater and solved my issue.
having your mom as a manager so watermelon or so not watermelon
Raw chicken on a salad so watermelon or so not watermelon
throwing orange soda on a microphone so watermelon or so not watermelon
Hello kardasims. I just finished printing my posters of you guys and I had to cut off Kem because of her ugly f*king face. Anyways my question today is for the QWEEN Kourtney. I bought your new NO-NO-NO product "stfu" and I have got to say the cardboard material had improved now i'm not saying that your earlier products were bad i'm saying that you always exceed my expectations like a real buisnesswoman should unlike the fake lawyer sister ( i forgot her name). I just wanted to say how much the stfu product helped me. My so-called "friends" were gossiping about me behind my back even though I clearly have ears and I heard them all the way from my apartment and I didnt have any problem with them talking about me I just hated their high-pitched annoying ass voice so I but the box on their heads (i bought 11 of the boxes) and they were noise cancelling! I was so happy. Now we dont need to hear annoying people like that sister of yours (i forgot her name but it's not fighter and survivor Khloe cause she isn't annoying). We stan our creative qween Kourtney!
Hey Kardasim girlies, do I have a story to tell y'all, I ordered the no no no box, exclusive extra negativity box and I was pleasantly surprised when I opened the box and saw nothing in it, not even a spec of dust, massive props to Kourtney, however not 5 minutes went by before something felt wrong, on the bottom of the box there was a a doll that replicated Kim and a note attached to her saying "Exclusive Glow Glow Glow doll, lucky victim number 6,765", I immediately knew what to do and threw it in the fire, however 5 minutes later she appeared once again and now she's running all over my house throwing up Glow Glow Glow serums which are melting my entire house apart, I have had to hide under the no no no box because it is the only thing that is keeping me safe. Kim why did you send me a little you and why is it tearing my house apart, not to mention the fact that she goes around not only throwing up but also "HONKS". I have called the booty booty pop juice exorcism team to get rid of her. I'm so scared, the entire world needs to know about this, if I don't make it out alive I just want to say Chloe and Kourney are so watermelon and slay the day, Kim no ome wants your Glow Glow Glow dolls >:[
#QueenKourtney #Chloefighter #
Hey Kardasims it’s me again and I just want say that when I go to the Glow Glow Glow factory I see rats everywhere and human feces that spreaded all throughout the production wing. The workers get absolutely no breaks and they just work all day 24 hours no food no nothing. I even saw this one guy who’s been working for 10 years straight throw up blood and died one second later. The Grim reaper never gets the chance to leave because he is always taking away the dead body’s of overworked employees causing it to become his full time job and not go around the world collecting other sims body’s. Another time when I walked in I saw Kim pull down her pants and pee in the one of a tubes filled with the Glow Glow Glow facecream. Then she takes a watery shit and mixes it in. When I asked her why she did all of this she said it’s because she wants everyone to get hurt and die. Kim your are a skank, slut, and a ugly fucking bitch. Glow Glow Glow to hell.
Hi Kardasims. I have to tell you about my friend. My friend worked at Kim’s glow glow headquarters. She loved her job because she was Kim’s assistant. I got a call three days ago that she had fell down a well. They had found a diary and I opened it, and I think you guys need to hear this.
“December 11, 2022
Hi. This might be the last diary entry I ever wright. Earlier today my boss threw me down a well. It all started this morning when I decided I wanted an orange soda from my towns store. I got my soda and was a little late to work, but we had some prototypes to test out in the lab. I got to work and Kim was a little angry at me, but it was okay. When I pulled out my soda, Kim asked me where I put hers I said I did not get her one. She threw a bitch fit. She asked to take a walk with me. I said yes because I knew if I didn’t something bad would happen. I should have said no. We walked around her pretty garden in the middle of the headquarters and looked at the well. She picked me up and threw me down the well. That is why my hand writing is so bad. I should’ve got her an orange soda.
I’m suing you Kim Kardasim. You are not getting away with this.
(Also I love booty booty pop juice I had the biggest butt at the funeral)
Hello I am writing this on a library computer because I am homeless because of Kim’s company. I bought her rip-off version of kourtney’s metal box and the delivery man threw it through my window and hit my head and gave me brain damage. I have no family and I was in a coma for 3 1/2 years and I had to give kloe’s secret hospital all of my money so I wouldn’t be In debt. 24 if Kim’s employees raided my house and combined her glow glow glow hand sanitizer with water and made a Bomb that exploded my house that I didn’t own anymore and I saw you In a solid gold helicopter laughing at me. My dog survived and drank all of my watermelon perfume and died because of you. the end I love you kortney❤
Hi Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe.
I started listening to your Podcast Dec. 20, 2022 and finished all of it by Dec. 23, 2022. It was funny.
I saved the episodes 12 and 28 because your Dolphin sounds and British accents are stuck in my head. In a good way.
Anyway, I wanna invite you three in a private Island that I own in SimPhilippines. I wanna have a meeting with Kim to buy Glow Glow Glow so she can stop the radiation, while Kourtney and Khloe enjoy my private Island. Can I buy 100% of your share in your business, Kim? If yes, Name your price...
You're all Watermelons♥️
and I wish you do the Dolphin Sounds and British accent again
Interrupting people: so watermelon or so not watermelon
United States of Simerica
FROM: DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
TO: KIMBERLY KARDASIM
Dear Ms Kardasim,
Following multiple accusations and lawsuits against your firm, multiple Federal Agencies formed a Joint Committee to investigate/verify the claims. These Agencies include but are not limited to: the Occupational Safety and Health Administration, the Food and Drug Administration and the Federal Bureau of Investigation. They have found what they describe as “shocking”.
Inspections of your workplaces, including your infamous Underground Facility found that they were completely unsafe for labour. Surfaces (includes machinery, floors and furniture) were found to be contaminated with blood, feces and other unidentifiable stains. Further examination found that there were microbes present, such as Flesh Eating Amoeba and E.Coli. In addition to this, they also found that safety measures were lacking. Employees were not given any protective material of any sort, potentially exposing them to harmful viruses and/or chemicals.
Standards and cleanly behaviour were also not enforced/encouraged. Factory workers did not clean themselves before and after work. They were simply told that they were going to be beautified. Anytime an employee felt unwell, they were told to “don’t be f#cking stupid, do your job b!tch”.
Our FDA experts examined your products. They used ATP Meters (swab tests). When anything above 30 is considered dirty, your products were 3000 on average. In their containers, various objects were found. Hairs and dust were commonly discovered but some had human body parts and one even had a Native Simerican Artifact (small bracelet). They also discovered harmful chemicals such as Asbestos, Mercury, Lead and even Nihonium, a rare and radioactive chemical only existing at Japanese and Russian Government Laboratories.
While we unfortunately did not discover any people and/or corpses, the team has commented that they could hear what seemed like faint cries for help and doors that were guarded. When attempting to enter, the doors were locked tightly. Banging could be heard on the other side of the doors, but your employees claimed that the rooms were out of order for various reasons. Our experts could not find any other substantial piece of evidence.
Finally, you have been accused of multiple counts of Fraud, Murder, Kidnapping, Trafficking and Smuggling. You have also been sued 10,000 times in total. We are most aware of the various incidents surrounding you and your firm. This means that if found guilty, you could be facing life in prison, with 500 years of charges in total. Please also be aware that the Banks have frozen your accounts.
For now, you are ordered to cease work and halt production on all your locations. Any of your firm’s possessions (properties and products) are to be handed over to us immediately. You are also to submit to the LSPD Headquarter as soon as possible, where personnel there for questioning and shall discuss your situation in more detail (will touch on points not mentioned), responding to any questions you may have. The Supreme Court shall handle the rest. Failure to comply will result in a daily fine (until you comply with instructions) and each day will count as an additional charge. You have two weeks to fulfill all orders. The fines will begin for the next two weeks, which possessions will then be removed by force if not.
the Department of Justice
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Daughters singing a song about hookers and mom singing the part of the pimp :
So watermelon or so not watermelon
To khloe the fighter and survivor and bad bitch her self, how do feel that KEM is stealing your booty booty pop juice and turning it into her bio weapon glow glow glow. I recently Bought the booty booty pop juice extra strong and the glow glow glow pop booty extra strong and I put the leach cream on one of my ass cheeks and the one that had glow glow glow turned Green and yes I followed the instruction, the ass cheek with booty boot pop juice cream has made my cheek huge and tight and also I love you guys except KEM stay watermelon Khloe and kourtney 😍😍😍
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