EPISODE 77 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Children tv shows so watermelon or so not watermelon

The White Lotus (tv series): so watermelon or so not watermelon🍉🍉💚💚

Hey kardasims what was your new years resolution for 2023🎊. Mine was making more people aware of the dangerous hazard that glow glow glow is to the environment and the people. we must do something about it before those 🚩🚩🚩turn into the destruction of the world.

I love you khloe and kourtney you are so watermelon unlike the other sister Rebecca.

I think that's her name I don't remember but anyways please share the campaign and donate to #GlowGlowGlowGoAwayAsFarAsYouCan to get rid of glow glow glow and the monster who created it

#GlowGlowGlowGOAway and never come back. #justiceforstacey #justiceforamelia #justiceforeveryone

warmest greetings to khloe and kourtney. hope you guys are having the most joyous new year ever sending you so much love and the wellest of wishes xx

my question is for khloe, how does it feel to hold the title of gay ally/icon of the year and how or if the title sort of puts a pressure on your shoulder. i know the gays just absolutely adores you and i guess i just wanna know what that means for you. love you xxxx

for kourtney i just wanna say that you really inspire me to just not gaf and to stop caring about what other people say and to just say no when i want to! and for that i just want to send you all the love in the world good luck with no no no!! (love the new sheer eyeshadow btw great work)

p.s. can i pls get a 'my beautiful baby brother' from khloe i just think it's so iconic

love you two so much!! keep being watermelon and stay chic you two!!!

Raw chicken on a salad so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hey Kardasim girlies, do I have a story to tell y'all, I ordered the no no no box, exclusive extra negativity box and I was pleasantly surprised when I opened the box and saw nothing in it, not even a spec of dust, massive props to Kourtney, however not 5 minutes went by before something felt wrong, on the bottom of the box there was a a doll that replicated Kim and a note attached to her saying "Exclusive Glow Glow Glow doll, lucky victim number 6,765", I immediately knew what to do and threw it in the fire, however 5 minutes later she appeared once again and now she's running all over my house throwing up Glow Glow Glow serums which are melting my entire house apart, I have had to hide under the no no no box because it is the only thing that is keeping me safe. Kim why did you send me a little you and why is it tearing my house apart, not to mention the fact that she goes around not only throwing up but also "HONKS". I have called the booty booty pop juice exorcism team to get rid of her. I'm so scared, the entire world needs to know about this, if I don't make it out alive I just want to say Chloe and Kourney are so watermelon and slay the day, Kim no ome wants your Glow Glow Glow dolls >:[

#QueenKourtney #Chloefighter #

Hey Kardasims it’s me again and I just want say that when I go to the Glow Glow Glow factory I see rats everywhere and human feces that spreaded all throughout the production wing. The workers get absolutely no breaks and they just work all day 24 hours no food no nothing. I even saw this one guy who’s been working for 10 years straight throw up blood and died one second later. The Grim reaper never gets the chance to leave because he is always taking away the dead body’s of overworked employees causing it to become his full time job and not go around the world collecting other sims body’s. Another time when I walked in I saw Kim pull down her pants and pee in the one of a tubes filled with the Glow Glow Glow facecream. Then she takes a watery shit and mixes it in. When I asked her why she did all of this she said it’s because she wants everyone to get hurt and die. Kim your are a skank, slut, and a ugly fucking bitch. Glow Glow Glow to hell.

Hi Kardasims. I have to tell you about my friend. My friend worked at Kim’s glow glow headquarters. She loved her job because she was Kim’s assistant. I got a call three days ago that she had fell down a well. They had found a diary and I opened it, and I think you guys need to hear this.

“December 11, 2022

Hi. This might be the last diary entry I ever wright. Earlier today my boss threw me down a well. It all started this morning when I decided I wanted an orange soda from my towns store. I got my soda and was a little late to work, but we had some prototypes to test out in the lab. I got to work and Kim was a little angry at me, but it was okay. When I pulled out my soda, Kim asked me where I put hers I said I did not get her one. She threw a bitch fit. She asked to take a walk with me. I said yes because I knew if I didn’t something bad would happen. I should have said no. We walked around her pretty garden in the middle of the headquarters and looked at the well. She picked me up and threw me down the well. That is why my hand writing is so bad. I should’ve got her an orange soda.

Goodbye

Amelia”

I’m suing you Kim Kardasim. You are not getting away with this.

(Also I love booty booty pop juice I had the biggest butt at the funeral)

Hello I am writing this on a library computer because I am homeless because of Kim’s company. I bought her rip-off version of kourtney’s metal box and the delivery man threw it through my window and hit my head and gave me brain damage. I have no family and I was in a coma for 3 1/2 years and I had to give kloe’s secret hospital all of my money so I wouldn’t be In debt. 24 if Kim’s employees raided my house and combined her glow glow glow hand sanitizer with water and made a Bomb that exploded my house that I didn’t own anymore and I saw you In a solid gold helicopter laughing at me. My dog survived and drank all of my watermelon perfume and died because of you. the end I love you kortney❤

Hi Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe.

I started listening to your Podcast Dec. 20, 2022 and finished all of it by Dec. 23, 2022. It was funny.

I saved the episodes 12 and 28 because your Dolphin sounds and British accents are stuck in my head. In a good way.

Anyway, I wanna invite you three in a private Island that I own in SimPhilippines. I wanna have a meeting with Kim to buy Glow Glow Glow so she can stop the radiation, while Kourtney and Khloe enjoy my private Island. Can I buy 100% of your share in your business, Kim? If yes, Name your price...

You're all Watermelons♥️

and I wish you do the Dolphin Sounds and British accent again

To khloe the fighter and survivor and bad bitch her self, how do feel that KEM is stealing your booty booty pop juice and turning it into her bio weapon glow glow glow. I recently Bought the booty booty pop juice extra strong and the glow glow glow pop booty extra strong and I put the leach cream on one of my ass cheeks and the one that had glow glow glow turned Green and yes I followed the instruction, the ass cheek with booty boot pop juice cream has made my cheek huge and tight and also I love you guys except KEM stay watermelon Khloe and kourtney 😍😍😍

"first" comments, so watermelon or so not watermelon

yelling at siblings, So not watermelon or so Watermelon

Being Passive/Aggressive about a private matter in Public.... So Watermelon or So not Watermelon!

hello kardasims i was wondering for a long time when you three went to burgers burgers burgers and waited in the drive thru did you know it was closed and did you guys ever get thier salad and how was it ps Kourtny and khloe you two are so creative for making so watermelon

Who's the smartest, gaffe

Who's the smartest, magisterial

Who's the smartest, enormity

Who's the smartest, sanguine

Who's the smartest, obfuscate

Who's the smartest, rapscallion

CupcakKe, so watermelon, or so not watermelon?

To the most watermelon sister and my role model, Kim. I just wanted to say thank you for your collaboration on our recent project. When we reached out to you following the success of your Glow Glow Glow Hand Sanitizer, we were happy we could join forces in creating the Glow Glow Glow Virus, or "G Virus" for short. Now everyone in Sim Racoon City is having the time of their lives, and by that, I mean the virus has turned them all into flesh-eating zombies just as we planned! As a token of our thanks, I'm sending you 2 No No No Body Boxes worth $1 million each so that you can deal with the SimStacey and SimNatasha situation.

I also need your help with something, Kim. Fifty years ago, one of Umbrella Inc.'s experiments escaped from one of our facilities and we have been searching for it ever since. The experiment was named the "Khlo-E" and was the result of mixing material from a cockroach, booty booty pop juice, and silicone fillers. Have you seen this subject? It should be easy to spot because it has a hecka annoying personality and calls everybody a stupid bi@$&.

Love you Kim!

Hi Kardasims! I absolutely love your videos and podcasts! But I have a question for each of you! I’m starting with the most interesting sister.. Kim.. Would you rather be Taylor simswift’s personal servant for a week or spend a month in jail with Kris but you have to be with her 24/7? How many times a day do you think you cry on average? My next question is for queen Khloe! what is the ONE thing that you could NEVER live without and what is one important thing in your life that you can realistically live without? Lastly, the most relatable and funny sister, Kourtney! Who in the Kardasim family are you the closest to and do you like spending time with Kim Or Khloe? (You can’t say no one for both answers) p.s. Khloe is the TRUE fighter and survivor with a the best revenge body ofc :), Kourtney, you are the funniest and the most real and thanks for in inventing the most iconic phrase “that’s so watermelon” and Kim… you’re… um… alright 😀 love you guys, stay watermelon as always!🍉

This is for my queen, Khloe. Which family member would u rather live with? (it cannot be kim or kourtney)

Jersey Tees: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Trailer Homes: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Food trucks: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Pubic hairs: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Using mental health as an excuse: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Being impatient: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Track & Field: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Winter storm: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Orange chicken: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Nightmares: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Brownies: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello dear sisters 🙂 I'm an ex employee of the kardasim podcast team- Cavin with a C (not kevin with a K, please don't call me kevin with a K) , i was the one responsible for picking out the words for the last segment (the best segment #CourtneyTheBestWithaC)

Currently I'm being held in an "underground vanish facility". *sigh*

Kem was so jalouse (a word picked by me in one of the previous episodes meaning jealousy) of her sisters winning the last segment that she had me kidnapped by her vanish personnel (the 3 lizard assistants and the new snake manager who looks a lot like kem)

Now her vanish employee have infiltrated the podcast team and now kem controls all the words in 3rd segment SECRETLY. She tries to get 1 or half point every episode, so she doesn't come off as suspicious and this is the only reason she's in the lead as of now. Shes is a fucking lying, stupid, idiot, hideous, snake ass, stinky ass, flat ass, fake ass, CHEATING bitch.

Fortunately as "stacy nancy simlewis" came to save us, but failed this time and had to retreat, she left us a mobile to contact Koala Bear and Courtney. Girl (and koala bear) save yourself before kem's vanish takes over the podcast as well.

Stay safe sim-sisters (not u kem, choke in hell) and have a happy new year (not you kem, get slapped)

byeee kisssessss

From Cavin with a C(not a K)

when will you have kylie on your podcast

Hey Kardasims. This question is for the horrible thief Kim.

So, I work at the main headquarters for Booty Booty Pop Juice and because I work there I have to send my kid to the Booty Booty Pop Juice Daycare for Kids Extravaganza. The daycare room is right beside the secret formula room for Booty Booty Pop Juice, and I always see it on my way to send my son to daycare. However, last week when I was bringing him to daycare.. I heard something in the ceiling. The sound got louder and louder and then BAM!

Kim crashed through the ceiling and landed right in front of the secret formula room!

She was wearing a green latex suit with 2 antennas on her head. Security was immediately called and when she was eventually surrounded, Kim yelled "You'll never take me alive!" and threw a Glow Glow Glow Smokebomb.

When the smoke cleared, Kim was gone, and all the kids at the daycare were CRYING.

A few hours later, I was at the daycare comforting the kids when an episode of Spongebob came on where Plankton was trying to steal the krabby patty secret formula.

And then it hit me!

Kim was literally trying to be like Plankton and wanted to steal the Booty Booty Pop Juice Formula.

So Kim.. my question is why? Why are you the way that you are? Why do you feel the need to inflict pain upon children. Why can't you leave Booty Booty Pop Juice ALONE?!

Hey Kardasims 😘! Been such a huge fan of your videos and podcasts for so many years now and i would like to point out some things. First of all, Khloe and Kourtney I love you guys so much💙💜💖! Khloe have inspired me to become a TRUE fighter and survivor and be a stronger me than ever before. Kourtney's "I-don't-give-a-damn" attitude is so badass because she taught me not to take sh*t from others and I love that energy. And for Kem....... Oh boy, I have so many things to say about you.....and it ain't good. I just wanna say that a year ago, I bought one of Kim's Glow Glow Glow The Video Game: Resident Evil Edition and i just wanna say that the game sucks donkey ASS... The graphics was so extremely horrendous that it broke my glasses into pieces and it almost made me completely blind than I already was (but luckily it wasn't severe) so I had to spend more money to buy eye contacts. You would think that in today's generation, video games would be in high top-notch quality with great graphics but this game just took it to the....previous level. The tutorial in the game was so annoying because the narrator that was teaching the player how to play was in Kim's voice and it was so freaking irritating so i had to mute my television and just follow the instructions that was displaying because unlike Kem, I can actually read. Finally, when i reached the ending of the game, the story was completely dog sh*t. It felt like the writing and storytelling was so lazy and heavily rushed. For a game that's based on a zombie apocalypse that was caused by a Makeup company, it didn't show accurate portrayal. And by the time i finished the game, My PlayStation exploded and there was a power outage around my neighborhood. We had no electricity for months and it was devastating. The FBI and CIA were investigating on this matter and they mentioned that there was a similar case like this and that person happened to play the same Glow Glow Flippity-Flop video game as well. Here's my question for you Kim. Does your butt implants hold a big stack of ignorance and delusion so that your brain can feed off on it? is that why you're in such a denial? I'm just shocked that you have not been caught so far and I hope one day that happens. Fraudulent plastic bags (Kem) have no right to run a business. Anyways that's all for today, Love you Khloe and Kourtney. Stay Watermelon😘🤗 🍉 #sendkimtojail #glowglowglow #more_like #flopflopflop

Your Follower Forever

Joji Louis

( P.S the model for the main villain in the game looked like Khloe so i think that was intentional by Kim)

Hello to the best watermelon sister Khem, I love to glow glow glow it is the best product, I hate that farting queen Khloe, and the third one I forgot her name

More like JOKING JOKING JOKING you stupid psychotic bitch khem, GLOW GLOW GLOW sucks and im so happy that YE left you because you are full of diarreha and you are a demonic bitch going to hell with your bioweapons products. Btw fuck you and Kourtney....

Khloe is forever my queen and I was joking, Khloe please forgive me if I triggered your anger 😩♥️

1. kourtney, I just remembered your name...I want to thank you for your new "STFU" product it really helped me when I used it on my friends and I was left drama free after I used it on them...kourtney please slap khem right now for me I dare you to do it like you slapped my queen khloe... And the reason I start hating you after all the love I had for you before is that you slapped my queen of farts KHLOE

2. KHLOE you are my only favorite watermelon sister, my passing gas farting queen, my best cockroach...Khloe can you marry me instead of that cheater asshole basketball athlete!!!!!!🏀

3. I have a question for all sisters: I believe KHLOE is the main charachter and its her podcast and I have a proof, KHLOE is the one in the middle because its her podcast do you have an answer for that Khem and kourtney? KOURTNEY DO YOU LOVE YOUR NEW INKED HUSBAND?

4. A question for KHLOE: how much you pass gas a day? Ye texted me and said that he have hairy bootyholes pictures of khem, do you want me to send them to you so you can force that demonic betch to close her demonic bioweapons company? Also KHLOe can you please bring to "YOUR PODCAST" your beautiful baby brother rob or your two beautiful baby sisters on episode 80 as guests.

KHLOE I LOVE YOU so much MY PASSING GAS, FARTING, STRAWBERRY, COCKROACH QUEEN...fuck khem and the other one I forgot her not intersting name again because I have all hate to her when she slapped my queen...They are nothing without you KHLOE❤️😘😍🥰💕😻💘💝👩‍❤️‍👨💌💏💟🫶🏼🤍🫶🏼🫀❤️‍🔥

Hello kardasims. I just finished printing my posters of you guys and I had to cut off Kem because of her ugly f*king face. Anyways my question today is for the QUEEN KHLOE. How did you feel when you won "Last Celebrity To Leave The Island Wins - Episode 1" ?. It was honestly suprising to see taylor and you tied because I know how Kem feels when taylor is present. Anyways continue slaying kourtney and Khloe own that crown.

Who is the smartest ?

aloe

Hi Kardasims. I love you all, specially the most watermelon, fighter, surviver and owner of the podcast.... Kris.

I recently ordered the Booty Booty Pop Juice Ass Cream as a little gift for myself, but when the package finally arrived it was actually a No No No box which had me confused, but what was even more confusing is that it had some Glow Glow Glow product inside that almost burned my hands with radiation. So I just wanna know which one of you is going to respond for this attempt murder fiasco.

Love you from the Dominican Republic.

HI! For the who's the smartest segment can the sisters guess what the word 'hamartia' means.

This is for Kourtney the most watermelon sister I love you so much ❤️, ok so I bought glow glow glow and it made me break out in hives and I've contacted my lawyer Annalise to sue Kim for everything she owns since she is the least watermelon sister so I was wondering if i should go through with it or just start buying from Kylie from now on? P.S. I love you too Khloe the true fighter/survivor

for the most amazing sister Kourtney and the unstable funny to watch sister kim and I guess I have to say her name what was is it ? oh yeah the irrelevant angry Plants abuser big bitch Khlo 🙄 I have a question for you khlo what is your problem with plants ? more specifically the word Botany , I mean all you need to do is guess better since you claim to be a ''fighter and survivor'' you should be instinctive and smart not a complete dumbass like your sister ( I think you know who )

Ps. i know when khloe will read my name she will be triggered and that will prove my point that she is not a fighter and survivor she needs to have a therapy session and her loud whiney voice wil annoy you kim and kourtney , anyways much love to kim and qween kourtney😗😚 from Qatar .

#botanyrules #kourtneyisaqween #cancelkhloekardasim #kimisthesmartest

Hello Kardasims! First of all i would like to congratulate Kim for breaking the record for having the most hated brand in all simsverse. Glow Glow Glow is one of the leading brands in pesticide and bio weapon industry. Kim you are a watermelon but I am so confused. Is Glow Glow Glow really a beauty brand when in fact all of your products can already be considered as BioWeapons because of their hazzard potential not only to sims but to environment as well? PS. Stay Watermelon

last celeb to leave the island episode 1 was so watermelon. khloe, you slayed taylor because you are a fighter and survivor. kourtney, you are destined to win because you are the TRUE fighter and survivor. kim,❤️ fuck you and your bullshit business. start watermelon!🍉🍉 #freerobloxforeveryone #watermelon #kourtneythebest #kockroach

Question for Khloé Kardasim (Thee fighter and survivor): How hard it was to keep your daughter asleep while your sisters (the two who are very violent and obviously have severe anger issue) literally rolling on the floor brawling each other ?