EPISODE 78 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Hello to the sisters! 2 Episodes of Diva house have passed since the last Podcast Episode. What are some thoughts you want to share after those 2 eliminations? Spoilers for the next sentences, I personally have some thoughts myself. It was so refreshing to see some Nicki and Lana content after so long, I loved that Roses are my Sons cameo. Khloe, you are such a fighter and survivor for making it this far, go Queen Kockroach. And to you Kay, Eye, Em, which spells Kahme, you did so well in episode 3!!! Everybody kept chanting your name. Isn't that such a delight? It's like your customer complaint list, all unanimous and numerous (and Kuhm since I know you wouldn't know the meaning of unanimous, it means everybody had one united opinion 😁) My question is, what other celebrities that weren't in the competition to begin with, would you wish were in? (Example Cardi, Gaga, Kylie, Katy, etc) Anyways, goodluck and I hope you sisters make it even further in the show! (Or well, the ones that are still in it 😏)

Hello Kardasim sisters!!! Greetings from Sri Lanka ❤️

This question is for Kim, the Glow Glow Glow serial killer. You have 3 failed marriages. Why do you think you're so bad at marriage?

Hello to my favorite sister *ahem kourtney* I have a question for Khloe and Kim.

I recently have been listening to your podcast and I realized that you guys both hate each other's products. So I did something no one else dared to do, I bought Glow Glow Glow face moisturizer. I also bought Booty Booty Pop Juice face moisturizer, and I bought Kylie Cosmetics Face moisturizer.

I was about to go to bed and I sperated my face into three sections and I put all three products on and waited all night. I woke up with a massive inflation on my right cheek from Booty Booty Pop Juice. Then on my left cheek my eyeball looked like it was about to fall out because of Glow Glow Glow, and yes kim i followed all the instructions and watched YOUR OWN tutorial on it. Then my chin looked stunning and gorgous because of Kylie Costemtics. Kim I would expect a lawsuit. And Khloe expect a call from your lawyer. Maybe get some tips from Kylie.

Love you Kourtney <333

- Moonlight

Heyyy Sisters! …And Kim. 😒 I have a question for Kourtney.

Kim’s Glow Glow Glow Eyebrow Arching Cream DISINTEGRATED my eyebrows. No I read the instructions but I think was mislabeled because it was in Sim-Russian! So I filed a complaint and they never got back to me. I ordered No No No Face Spray, and my eyebrows grew back, but a bit too thick. So I called the company and they wrote me a check for 75 simoleons for Kims faulty facade. How do you feel about them giving me a check for KIMS MISTAKE? Thanks, Sisters. Kim, You’re not worth my lawsuit.

Love, Bellva! 😊

Hello to the sisters. This question is for Kim. I bought the Glow Glow Glow Pepper Spray, and I kept it just in case for a situation I needed it.

But one day, two burglars beige into my house with baseball bats. Shocked, I hid inside my closet and tried to call the police, but they heard my mumbling and prepared to hit me with their baseball bats.

I then pulled out the Glow Glow Glow pepper spray, and it looked like it worked for a bit, but then they recovered and had beautiful, clear skin.

I ran out of the house as quickly as I could and called the police, but they already stole my jewelry worth around $4,800. Defeated, I returned to my house, and was about to destroy the pepper spray out of anger, but then I thought about trying it on myself.

I sprayed it on myself with a deep breath, and I had beautiful, clear, glowing skin. When I went out that day, I met a guy that eventually became my new boyfriend.

Kim, why do you make products that work in opposite ways? You have lots of potential, but you just advertise your products incorrectly. I hope this makes you improve your marketing for Glow Glow Glow.

Love, sugarpinkclouds

Hello to Kim, Kourtney, and the Queen of Blackmail, Khloe. I bought your Booty Booty Pop Underwear with BootyPopping+ Technology. But when I tried the underwear on, the lights suddenly went dark.

Then I received a text messages from an unknown number that read, "I have several pictures of your booty hole. Send $100,000 right now or face the consequences." I quickly undressed since I only had the underwear on and turned on my phone flashlight, but then I saw a small shine woven in the underwear fabric.

I shred the underwear into pieces and saw a hidden camera and GPS tracker. I knew it was on because there was a red light blinking. I called the police, but it was too late. The unknown caller uploaded my booty hole pictures.

When there police investigated the area, they saw shredded electric wires, which they determined was the cause of the blackout. They also collected fingerprints that matched with Khloe Kardasim's fingerprints.

Khloe, are you using your product to blackmail your loyal customers? I feel so betrayed, and you should prepare to get interviewed by the police.

Love, sugarpinkclouds

Hello Kardasims! I'll get straight to the point: your podcast is the most entertaining sht I've listened to. I started a week ago way back from episode 1 and I caught up to the latest and for some reason, something's been bugging me. And that's when it hit me. Each of you have a signature catchphrase of sorts: Kim with her "WHYYY???" followed by ugly crying, Kourtney with her deadpan "No", and Khloe's glorious "OH MY GOD" screams. Kim seems to ugly cry every episode whenever you talk about her shit-of-a-company Glow, Glow, Glow. So is Kourtney's "No". How come Khloe doesn't says hers? Which leads to my question:

To Kim and Kourtney: Since Khloe only says "oh my god" whenever she gets hurt, can you two make it a practice to inflict pain to Khloe? That high-pitched screams of hers are so sweet to hear, and I assume you two will enjoy it as well. And since Khloe's a glorified fighter and survivor, she can take whatever you dish upon her with no problem. Not to mention she's the queen of kockroaches and we all know how resillient roaches are.

More power to you all!

#Whyyyyyy

#No

#WheresKhloesOhMyGod

hi Khloe and Kourtney Kardasim!!! IM ur biggest fan! Tell your evil sister Kem that she is not a #fighterandsurviver. I've been feeling a little insecure about my small asscheeks so i bought some Glow Glow Glow Ass Explosion cream. Ive heard that some people are dying because theyre not using glow glow glow properly, so i made sure to read instructions and use it properly. I rubbed the cream in between my ass cheeks, and per Kem's instructions, twerk like de nicki minaj for about 6 - 10 minutes. The bottle says that this cream will make your ass explode in size, about double what it was before. Well, my ass literally exploded. It blew my cheeks to pieces, and ripped a hole in bedroom ceiling. I had to be rushed to the hospital where i had to have an emergency Ass transplant. The doctors prescribed me Booty Booty pop juice Bussy Enhancer to heal my ass, and it worked. Hey stupid bitch Kem, give me a full refund or else ill start a strawberry soda company and put your face on it!!!! #khlowisafighterandsurvivor, #kourtneyno, #kourtneyisking, #organizingcookies

hi khloe and kourtney!! my question for you is whats the worst experience you've ever had using glow glow glow?? love from the uk #khloeisafighterandsurvivor #kimberlyboooooo

Hey Kim Khloe and Kourtney! If you had to choose which name is the best, what would you choose? Nonah, Aidan, Amelia, Sophia, or Brooklyn?

I want to say this rn i want to speak up to everyone who have tried Glow glow glow. KIM WHAT IN THE ROTTEN WATERMELON U PUT IN THERE. My sis buyed ur Glow glow glow serum and LITERALLY BURN HER FACE. and u say dermatologist doesnt recommended this, why did u not put like a WARNING..Btw my sis loved ur product ( BOOTY BOOTY POP JUICE. ) the product Work rlly well <3 Tysm now my sis loved ur product ( BOOTY BOOTY POP JUICE.)

Ye new marriage... so 🍉 or so not 🍉

To the sweetest, most caring and most generous sister, Khloe. I'm a huge fan yours and consider myself as the biggest Kockroach in the whole simverse.

I used to work as a nail technician for you. You asked my boss to fire me because you told her that you cannot bear to see me holding your hand. My friends took it negatively, but I know that you just wanted to tell me that I am meant to be more than what I used to be. Moreover, I also sent you before a selfie of me wearing a Kockroach shirt and you replied with "Hahaha ewww". I know that it was just a typo and you really meant to say "Huhu awwwe 😍" and for that, I can say that you really are the sweetest.

You even gave me one of your sweatpants that you bought from Kim's brand because you said, "only a fat person fits in it." I want to thank you for that because of all people, you chose me to give me your hand me downs. I am super blessed.

On the other hand, I posted a selfie on my simstagram wearing the sane sweatpants and Kim replied, "Wow so gorge 😍😍". I just want you Kim to know how I felt bullied and attacked by your comment. I felt the sarcasm and bullying in the words that your posted. Please don'tbreply to my posts. I don't like you.

So Khloe, I want to be like you someday. How do I do that?

Hello Kardasims! This question is for the most watermelon sister, Khloe. Who is your favorite sister, Kem or Kourtney?

Hi to the most watermelon sisters I know! My question for you is; if you guys were each an ice cream flavor, who would be what flavor?

Hola Kardasims, you guys are so watermelon (minus Chloe)

My question is for the fighter and survivor business woman Kem. How do you have the strength to go on with the bulling from your sisters every day of your life? Are you doing okay mentally? Love from New Jersim.

Hot teachers: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello Kardasims,

My question is for Kim, the most watermelon Kardasim and not the other two, who have been riding her coattails for second hand fame and success.

Kim you are way ahead of the other two on the business success curve. You are a tireless business owner and strong business woman and you've been showing the world what business is all about ever since your first Glow Glow Glow wreaked havoc on the global market.

These products pushed the boundaries of what bioweapon products targeting civilians can do. I am an piring bioweapon manufacturer myself and I want to know how to know your secret formula for your bioweapons that can cause maximum damage with minimum investment and effort.

My question for Kim is if you had a piece of advice for me on how to reach my objective. I'm sure you do, so I am waiting with big hopes.

Please contact me at vlad.masinsky@babushaka.ru

(Of course I don't expect free advise hope you take crypto money)

listener response: hi khloe, kourtney and kim, you guys are so watermelon🙌🙌. first, i have a question for all of you: if you could all be an ice cream flavour, what ice cream flavours would you be? also have you guys watched wednesday? if so, are you guys team xavier or team tyler or team enid? (the actors not the characters✋).

love from siberia ❤️

The youngest sibling: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Who's the smartest: Sesquipedalian

Hello to the best watermelon sister Khem, I love to glow glow glow it is the best product, I hate that farting queen Khloe, and the third one I forgot her name

More like JOKING JOKING JOKING you stupid psychotic bitch khem, GLOW GLOW GLOW sucks and im so happy that YE left you because you are full of diarreha and you are a demonic bitch going to hell with your bioweapons products. Btw fuck you and Kourtney....

Khloe is forever my queen and I was joking, Khloe please forgive me if I triggered your anger 😩♥️

1. kourtney, I just remembered your name...I want to thank you for your new "STFU" product it really helped me when I used it on my friends and I was left drama free after I used it on them...kourtney please slap khem right now for me I dare you to do it like you slapped my queen khloe... And the reason I start hating you after all the love I had for you before is that you slapped my queen of farts KHLOE

2. KHLOE you are my only favorite watermelon sister, my passing gas farting queen, my best cockroach

3. I have a question for all sisters: I believe KHLOE is the main charachter and its her podcast and I have a proof, KHLOE is the one in the middle because its her podcast do you have an answer for that Khem and kourtney? KOURTNEY DO YOU LOVE YOUR NEW INKED HUSBAND? Also KHLOe can you please bring to "YOUR PODCAST" your beautiful baby brother rob or your two beautiful baby sisters on episode 80 as guests.

KHLOE I LOVE YOU so much MY PASSING GAS, FARTING, STRAWBERRY, COCKROACH QUEEN...fuck khem and the other one I forgot her not intersting name again because I have all hate to her when she slapped my queen...They are nothing without you KHLOE❤️😘😍🥰💕😻💘💝👩‍❤️‍👨💌💏💟🫶🏼🤍🫶🏼🫀❤️‍🔥

throwing orange soda on a microphone so watermelon or so not watermelon

having your mom as a manager so watermelon or so not watermelon

Harry Potter (books and movies, even though Kem probably couldn't read): So watermelon or not so watermelon?

#harrypotter

Meat spasming: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello, Its Amelia. I found a spear portable charger in my bag. im out of my water, and I don't think anyone is coming. I ran out of ink, so ill tell you more about what really happened. I woke up this morning and realized I was out of orange soda. I would have got Kim one, but I knew she had a whole fridge dedicated to orange sodas, so I didn't think much of it. I was running late to work because there where protesters on the streets fighting against the "poison" in Glow Glow Glow. I eventually got passed them, and walked into the office. I said morning to Kim and took out the protocols from my bag, along with my orange soda, Kim asked me where hers is, and I looked at the fridge, realizing she was out. I felt bad, so I told her I will give her money to buy more. She said she did not want my crusty money, and threw a bitch fit, I felt some sympathy because I was also late, and I thought she would get over it. She asked me if I wanted to see the flowers blooming in the headquarters. I agreed, and it was quiet for most of the walk, until she stopped at the pink well and said to me, "Next time, I want an orange soda". And she threw me down. No hesitation. Please restock Kims fridge, thats all I ask of whoever is replacing me. Goodbye. And Kim, I forgive you.

Voices that coming out from your head: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Donations: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Being laid off from your job: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Motion sickness: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

PB&J: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hi Kardasims! I love you guys and watch you all the time! My fav is Khloe and then a close second is Kourtney, oh and there's kem. So my question for you guys is out of the group who are the best friends? Like Kem and and Khloe or Kourtney and kem? Anyways that's it love yall so much!!!💖

Omelets: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Travel books: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

DMing people you don't know: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Classical music: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Kim's whining: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

To Kim:

I am an investigation reporter and I am doing a piece on the terrible things Kim Kardasim has done within her companies. Last night I sneaked passed the guards at the Glow Glow Glow and Vanish facilities and I managed to climb down a well in the garden. There I found a underground tunnel, leading to the horrible black Vanish building. At the end of the tunnel there was a metal door with a small glass window. I looked through it and I was shocked from what ive seen! There is a huge lab, with people trapped in these small glass rooms where Kim is experimenting on them and keeping them as glow glow glow test rabbits. There was one girl who’s hair was constantly growing and she’d had to cut them every day - glow glow glow hair extentions. One girl was covered in tanning oil and her whole body was bright orange! - glow glow glow Orange soda taning lotion. She even has a radiation chamber down there, I think I also saw Stacey, but cant be sure because she was covered in red rashes and was barely recognisible. Chunks of her hair was gone and she kept saying “Thank you Ye” for some reason.

But I am sure all signed a contract so it's all in the name of science and beauty.

Kim, will you come clean with your revolutionary glow glow glow lab in a world exclusive and do an all tell interview with me? “Inventor of the year” Love you Kim, a true icon, fighter survivor. Hi to those other twos.

Ghost stories, So watermelon or so not watermelon

Hello to all the Kardasim sisters.

Since you all always seem to forget, all of you name one thing you love about your beautiful baby brother Rob. Khloe please don’t start crying

Also Kim I’m literally gonna sue you. My dad works at the Glow Glow Glow call center and is wayyy underpaid. Everyone quit after hearing about Stacy and Amelia and he is the only one working now! You need to start learning from Khloe and Kourtney and pay your workers! #dobetterin2023KIM

#KourtneyandKhloeareQueens

Essex girls: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Clout chasing: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello Kardasim Sistass

Kam…with the new release of Skams by Kam, how do you feel about the rash reports on all your Skam products. And also is it supposed to be a word play on Scam since you know a thing or two about that. And dear Khloe, i lovee the new face x. Sending No for Kourtney….

Hello to the watermelonest sisters in the world! Can each of you rap De Nicki Mineh's verse on Ye's song "Monster"? Y'all can do it however you want, but I divided the lyrics into sections I think each sister should do. Also, y'all don't have to rap the entire thing if y'all don't want to. Thanks and stay watermelon!

KOURTNEY:

1. Pull up in the monster, automobile gangsta

2. With a bad bitch that came from Sri Lanka

3. Yeah, I'm in that Tonka, color of Willy Wonka

4. You could be the king, but watch the queen conquer

KHLOE:

1. Okay, first things first, I'll eat your brains

2. Then I'ma start rocking gold teeth and fangs

3. 'Cause that's what a motherfuckin' monster do

4. Hairdresser from Milan, that's the monster 'do

5. Monster Giuseppe heel, that's the monster shoe

6. Young Money is the roster and a monster crew

7. And I'm all up, all up, all up in the bank with the funny face

8. And if I'm fake, I ain't notice 'cause my money ain't

KIM:

1. So let me get this straight, wait, I'm the rookie?

2. But my features and my shows ten times your pay?

3. 50K for a verse, no album out

4. Yeah, my money's so tall that my Barbies got to climb it

KHLOE:

1. Hotter than a Middle Eastern climate, violent

2. Tony Matterhorn, dutty wine it, wine it

3. [De] Nicki on them titties when I sign it

4. That's how these n***** so one-track-minded

KIM:

1. But really, really I don't give an F-U-C-K

2. "Forget Barbie, fuck [De] Nicki, sh-she's fake"

3. "She on a diet," but my pockets eatin' cheesecake

4. And I'll say, bride of Chucky, it's child's play

5. Just killed another career, it's a mild day

6. Besides, Ye, they can't stand besides me

7. I think me, you, and Am' should ménage Friday

KOURTNEY:

1. Pink wig, thick ass, give 'em whiplash

2. I think big, get cash, make 'em blink fast

3. Now look at what you just saw, this is what you live for

4. AHHHHHHH!!!!! I'm a motherfuckin' monster

Hello,

my name is stacy. Thanks to the rehabilitation center V.A.N.I.S.H.

helping me that Kim recomended i have now recovered from an accident nonrelated to GLOW GLOW GLOW. To all my beloved friends and families that know me, my brain and my body is healthy and alive. Stop spreading wishy washy information around that are dangerous. There is no war in Ba Sin.. i mean GLOW GLOW GLOW. Bye Khloe Kourtney and Kim

Love Stacy

P.S. I will not be responing to anyone who knows me. True freedom lies in Isolation

hey sisters I need to say that my mom loves Kim for who she is and her brand glow glow glow. And she has bought over 2k US dollars worth of products. Including the original orange soda eyeshadow set. She had to go to a meeting for her job and during the meeting she had broke out into hives so bad that her EpiPen didn't work and she had to get rushed to the ER and closed down 8 roads because of it. My dad was stuck at work because of the roads being closed as well. The people at her meeting also broke into hives because the eyeshadow had a orange soda smell and made 17 more roads closed.

When I was able to get to the hospital the nurse had said she may not live long but because I follow Klhoe and Kourtny on Instagram, I saw that they had dropped a new health care set of pills that can cure anything and was there for a limited time only. It was 200.99 a bottle but it was worth it. She recovered in less than 16 hours. And lost weight to.

So kim f### you for getting my mom in the hospital thank you Kourtny and Klhoe.

#KIMISSONOTWATERMELON #ROACH4LIFEE #FORGETKIMK

Who’s the Smartest: sepulchre

Expired Breastmilk: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Happy new year bitches🎆🎆🎆!!! Love you fighter and survivor queen Khloe and unbothered iconic queen Kourtney… and not Kheim… she’s not a queen… because she’s a stupid ass ugly delusional murderer.

Last new year’s eve, my town was preparing for the new year. They had a Glow Glow Glow Sparkling fizzy orange soda fireworks ready in the middle of my town. It was a countdown… 30 seconds before new year and I just realized that it was a Glow Glow Glow product. Knowing the multiple acts of manslaughter and destruction that the delusional murderer Kheim did, I rushed to my house grabbing one of my No No No jar from the collection I have. After grabbing it, I jumped out of my window to cover the fireworks with the jar… but… I was too late… The fireworks went off and I tell you… it was the end of my town. When the fireworks went up and exploded… the town looked up and we saw Taylor Swift… BUT ! She has a snake body !? The fireworks then flew to the ground like a shooting star and the Taylor Swift snake monster made of lava crawled into every person in my town and melted them. But not just them though… Each movement that the monster did sprinkled out lava that melted my town. I quickly went to my room getting ALL of my No No No jars and threw it to every person I saw and told them to put it on their head. When the monster sprayed out lava to the people… it refracted and the lava went back to the monster ! It didn’t do anything to the monster but it saved the people ! The government got involved and went to my town with giant water guns filled with booty booty pop juice fresh water and sprayed it on the monster. WOW ! The monster easily went down and the townspeople were saved. There were 48 people killed and 33 injured in my town. Thank you Khloe and Kourtney for saving my town, townspeople and new year, and fuck you Kheim for ruining it.

My question is for the forever lawyer in training Kheim - How do you feel knowing that this “firework” is a product that you sold to other people too. Kheim… for the last time it’s you ! you’re the problem ! it’s you Kheim ! Don’t you blame the victims here ! Once again, thank you and happy new year to Khloe and Kourtney for your amazing products that can save the world, stay watermelon🍉🍉. And Kheim… your 59th lawsuit of the day is here, I hope you get the worst year in history.

Tattoo so watermelon or so not watermelon