EPISODE 78 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

To Kim:

I am an investigation reporter and I am doing a piece on the terrible things Kim Kardasim has done within her companies. Last night I sneaked passed the guards at the Glow Glow Glow and Vanish facilities and I managed to climb down a well in the garden. There I found a underground tunnel, leading to the horrible black Vanish building. At the end of the tunnel there was a metal door with a small glass window. I looked through it and I was shocked from what ive seen! There is a huge lab, with people trapped in these small glass rooms where Kim is experimenting on them and keeping them as glow glow glow test rabbits. There was one girl who’s hair was constantly growing and she’d had to cut them every day - glow glow glow hair extentions. One girl was covered in tanning oil and her whole body was bright orange! - glow glow glow Orange soda taning lotion. She even has a radiation chamber down there, I think I also saw Stacey, but cant be sure because she was covered in red rashes and was barely recognisible. Chunks of her hair was gone and she kept saying “Thank you Ye” for some reason.

But I am sure all signed a contract so it's all in the name of science and beauty.

Kim, will you come clean with your revolutionary glow glow glow lab in a world exclusive and do an all tell interview with me? “Inventor of the year” Love you Kim, a true icon, fighter survivor. Hi to those other twos.