EPISODE 98 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Booty Booty Broth Juice, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Dying by Glow Glow Glow Face Cream, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hey Kardasims, I have a question for the best lawyer and bioweapon creator, Kim. I recently bought the Glow Glow Glow face cream, I accidentally dropped it and the container broke and to my surprise, it melted the floor. What was in that face cream, Kim.. anyways love you guys stay watermelon, fighter and survivor Khloe and Kourtney the most energetic person.

Hey watermelons!! I want to ask the glo glo glo queen Kim and the fighter and survivor Khloe, will you guys be running for president and do another debate? By the way, I would vote for Khloe because she is strong and a good leader of HER podcast. Anyways I want to ask Kourtney, who do you think would be the better president? Much love, from Miami. 🖤🖤🖤

UHHHHH ayo,

it’s de nicki minaj and this is directed to kourtney…

how dare you leave me in that rank room with that bigfoot ho. when i catch you kourtney, hold on to ur lice filled hair🎀🌸🩷

Hello watermelon sisters, I am currently facing 10 years in jail for my action that I think was an accident. Am I in the wrong? Here’s what happened:

I went to my local simtarget looking for some booty booty pop juice after hearing about its wonders on your podcast. I was walking down the aisles when I ACCIDENTALLY bumped into a “glue glue glue”(?) advertisement stand, I didn’t get a chance to look at the name correctly because immediately after the products fell, they blew up all over the store. The store quickly turned into a war zone with these land mine products. The cops were called and after reviewing the footage on the cameras they found me guilty of 12 injured and 26 severely injured, including me. I will never be able to hear out of my left ear again, and on my first day of court the judge threatened to give me an extra year for yelling “HUH?” because I could not hear.

Next week is the second day of court. I heard one of you sisters had legal experience so maybe one of you could represent me. If not I will gladly keep listening to your podcast in jail!

Hi Its Kayla,To the most watermelon sister, I LOVE YOU KHLOE AND I HAVE TRIED YOUR BOOTY BOOTY POP JUICE WORKS WONDERS😫 AND NOW I MIGHT EVEN LOOK LIKE YOU, A LEGEND! to the least watermelon sister, Kim is so delusional and I have hives and hepetatis b because of your GLOW GLOW GLOW, i would like to see you in court. LOVE FROM ASIA

That's so watermelon: Vinyl albums

Hello Kardasims! 🍉First, I have to say that even though all of you except Kim are great in your own way, my favorite Simgm character has got to be Britney. That is because she is very sweet but also keeps it real and isn't afraid to stand up for herself, like when Khloe was being aggressive towards her in the World's Worst Cop video.

Anyway, I have one question for each of you.

To Khloe: Which of the following things could you give up for life?

-Having a revenge body

-Being the ambassador to Booty Booty Pop Juice

-Having the label of Fighter and Survivor

-Calling people out for being stupid bitches

To Kourtney: What would be your favorite word if the word "No" did not exist?

To Kim: What are the 5 stages of mitosis? I'm asking because when Zack asked you last time you fell asleep.

Hope all of you (except maybe Kim) has a super watermelon day!

Hello sister, i listen to your podcast everytime i need to practice my english, I greet Kim for being the actual fighter an survivor, your product is so good that everyone in my country is praising GLOW GLOW GLOW and burning Booty Booty pop juice because a girl used it and exploded. Khloe, I'm seeing you, you are going so down. I also want to say hi to my queen Kourtney who is an inspiration for life, she teaches me how to say no to bad vibes and also good vibes fr. My question is for kourtney and kim, isn't it better if you get rid of khloe and invite da nicki minaj instead?

Playing in someone's Jam: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon? Beautiful crying over a lost bracelet: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon? Changing, adding lettters in people's name, for example (I -> E) to call them: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

This is so watermelon I’m a dog

Hahahaha someone has a fan!!

CANNIBALISIM SO WATERMELON OR SO NOT WATERMELON the audience needs to know after recent development!!!

Birkin Bags, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Sitting on the iron throne: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Six Splash

So Waterballoon or So Not Waterballoon?

hey kardasim sisters, khloe, kourtney and the other one! i just want to say that the glow glow glow sister's products have often come in handy when i was in need. her lipgloss was used as a smoke grenade when it was needed (dont ask) and her face masks were used as cup holders when they hardened. but other than that, i love using kourtney's no no no mansion in a boxes for my hide aways and booty booty pop juice to enhance and make my booty more plump. love from missimsippi!! #glowglowglowsucks #loveyoukhloe #loveyoukourtney #buythemerch #whoskim #nonono #bootybootypopjuice #kockroach4eva

Fourth of July: So Watermelon or so not Watermelon? 🍉

Hi Kardasim sisters!

I am Olly from Simphilippines. I just want to say a huge thanks to Kim for inventing Glow Glow Glow. Because of her, no one in their right mind would ever try me again because I would throw one of Kim's bioweapon products in their faces which would mutate them into disgusting stupid bitches with faces not even a mother could love. Everyone should give a Glow Glow Glow a chance, no one could make a perfect bioweapon like Kimberly Kardasim. Stay Watermelon you guys!

#BestBioweaponInventorKim #Khloethemotherofallfighterandsurvivors #NoNoNosupremacy #CertifiedKockroach

Hey Kardasims, if you were stranded on a deserted island and could only bring one makeup product and one Kardashian, who would you bring and why? 😂🌴💄"

As for my favorite sister, I'd have to say Kim is my favorite! She's always in the middle of the drama and her over-the-top reactions are hilarious. 😄👑

being delusional being released in 2029, so watermelon or so not watermelon  (ep 57)

Hi amazing sisters, well the two that matter .... Anyways I just want to say that Kim is a PSYCHOPATH, but everyone already knows that. I have been having a hard time staying up because of work, college, and every day things. I've listened to the podcast and learned from episode 91, Kim was creating the glow glow glow coffee. I thought nothing of it and drank my regular coffee. When I was getting ready for work one day, I ate breakfast and drank my regular coffee. WHEN I NOTICED MY HOUSE WAS BROKEN INTO!! with glass shards on the kitchen floor! I also noticed my coffee tasted a bit funny kinda like.... orange soda flavor?🤮... I ran to my pantry and saw a BUNCH OF GLOW GLOW GLOW COFFEE replaced my REGULAR COFFEE! Also with a sticky note that said "your welcome(smiley face) K-" . .... Then everything went DARK! I woke up in a hospital bed and the doctors told me I HAD BEEN IN A COMA FOR 6 MONTHS, EVER SINCE THAT 91st PODCAST CAME OUT!!!😡😡😡 I AM FURIOUS WITH YOU KIM, I KNOW IT WAS YOU!!! IT IS NOW THE FIRST OF JULY!!! I WAS FIRED FROM MY JOB AND FAILED ALL MY CLASSES!!!! NOT ONLY THAT BUT EVERY TIME I SHOWER, I GROW MONSTROUS TENTACLES OUT OF MY BACK!!! JUST LIKE KIM SAID WOULD HAPPEN IN THE 91st PODCAST!!! How did Kim even know about my situation and how did she know where I live?!! KIM NEEDS SERIOUS MEDICAL HELP!! I was just another innocent victim. Love you Khloe and Kourtney💗 F*#k YOU KIM. [Update: I JUST NOW REALIZED KIM STOLE MY CREDIT CARD AND MAXED OUT MY SCHOOL AND WORK MONEY FOR THE GLOW GLOW GLOW COFFEE...SEE YOU IN COURT BI*@CH!😡😡😡].

Who's the Smartest: Whangam

POOKIE, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello, My name is Jill Sim-Valentine. I am from the RESIDENT SIM EVIL universe, & I am here to tell my story.

I was recruited by Albert Weskim into the Special Tactics and Rescue Services (S.T.A.R.S.), an elite unit of Watermelon Police Department (WPD) that relied on military veterans and weapons-trained scientists to solve serious crimes in Watermelon City.

Recently, We were sent on a mission to investigate the sudden dissapearance of the other half of our team which were sent to investigate in the creepy Arkimlay Mountains.

When we arrived we were immediately encountered by a bunch of violent dogs that seemed to have some weird glowing substance around their mouth. We immediately fled to the nearest secure location we could find, A big mansion that had a big sign outside it that contained the letters “G.G.G.”

Me & my remaining comrades went to go explore this big mansion, Only to find that it had contained a lot of monsters, which all had the same glowing substance around their face like the violent dogs we had found. After investigating this weird mansion furthermore, I had deduced that the mansion was a cover for a bio-weapons research laboratory under the control of Glow Glow Glow Corp. Which had been the biggest donor to our team. Even though I suspected my close comrade to be a traitor amongst us, I discovered that it was not him but to my suprise, It was our team captain, Weskim. He was on a mission from Glow Glow Glow to retrieve bio-weapons research, then destroy the laboratory and kill the S.T.A.R.S. team to silence witnesses.

The violent dogs and cannibal murders were found to have been the result of the TripleG-Virus, a bio-weapon which had leaked out into the surrounding area. I had to take down Weskim, but before he died, he activated a renegade bio-weapon-designated "Glowzilla", I had to take it down using my fighter & survivor will & strength. After, me & my comrades escaped the lab before it exploded, via the chopper that Weskim was planning to escape in.

My question is for Kim, the founder of Glow Glow Glow corporation.

Kim, why would you create bioweaponry knowing that millions of innocent lives are at risk?

For Khloe & Kourtney, I hope you both stay true to yourselves & don’t copy the kind of evil that your resident sister has reached.

With love, Jill Sim-Valentine.

You got Krissed,so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hi Kardasim sisters!

First of all, I would like to say that all of you are so so watermelon 😍🍉

Just recently, I found out that my dad has been diagnosed with colon cancer and I can’t help but worry about him and his health for the future. I want to have a positive attitude but it’s hard when many people lose their lives when fighting for it.

Can you guys give me some advice on how to handle this situation and to stop worrying as much?

You guys never fail to make me smile or laugh even though this stressful situation I am in and I appreciate you three so much, stay watermelon!! 😘

Hello Kardasim sisters! I have a 2 questions for the three of you,

1st one is what can you guys say about the Bentley fight?

2nd one is which of the three of you is the one who always starts the fight? For me its Kourtney WHEN IT COMES TO HUMAN WORLD because she is mostly at the fighting moments.

Anyways Khloé I love your perfectionism and yourpersonality especially in the KUWTK episodes,Kourtney you look great as always but go work your ass off,Kim you carried the entire family

But go close your legs bitch.

Love from Philippines🇵🇭

🍉🍉🤎❤️💙💜💞❤️‍🔥💖🤩🍉🍉

if it glows glows glows and it’s pizza on you plate, so watermelon or so not watermelon

I'm calling out to the fighter and survivor and the most watermelon sister with the most luscious hair... KHLOE. I need your help.

I work for Kourtney, I fold her "No No No" box manually because she's too cheap to invest in machines.

Last week, I accidentally got a paper cut from working so hard folding her boxes and asked her for a break. She slapped me and said "No" and threatened to burn my house down. When I couldn't work fast because of my paper cut, she threw me inside a giant box and locked me in here and shipped me to North Simkorea with no food or water but good thing I brought my Booty booty pop delectable lunchables. YUM. She's playing Kim's horrendous song on repeat. I'm going deaf. I'm asking you for help because you're the only reliable Kardasim sister.

#KourtneyYoureAHag #boycottNoNoNo

Hey Kardasim Sisters! I’m a Scientist at the Lab lab lab laboratory, (WE DO NOT WORK FOR GLOW GLOW GLOW!!!) we work with the SBI. The SBI did another raid of the glow glow glow factory, and you would not believe what they found. At the factory, they turned on all conveyor belts and there was only one not working. they started pulling the belt off and a staircase was revealed….. they went down the steps and found strands of hair and fingerprints…..they brought it back to me to be DNA tested and i was SHOCKED at who’s DNA it was. It was Stacy’s……. I immediately reported this and the SBI are now questioning suspects at Glow Glow Glow. They are coming for you next Kim. #Justiceforstacy PS. I think you guys should do a worlds best business manager contest! You should all be in charge of a business for a day, and see who will run it best. (I think Khloé will run a business the best considering how organised her pantry is)

my comment got picked that is so watermelon (no no no gummies)

Malika Sim Haqq: So watermelon or so not watermelon

Full moon by Brandy Sim Norwood: So watermelon or so not watermelon

Melanie Sim Martinez, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Pus: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Midlife Crisis, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hey kardasim family(Kim Kris KourtKourt Kylie)!!!!

I recently graduated highschool in June and I've been listening to the podcast since day one no lie and i discovered you guys in like 2017-18. However this isn't my first time writing

I would say hi to you Kardasims and say I love you all but that would be a lie. Thats because I only love the true business woman, Kylie. Kim I just escaped from your glow glow glow facility after being trapped here for 4 MONTHS and I am telling you if I see you bitch its on sight. Kourtney I wanna know why you planted 8lbs of illegal substances in the trunk of my matte black rolls royce. Jealous much? That gave me so many issues legally. and Khloe... ur products LIE BECAUSE WHEN I USED IT MY ASS LITERALLY EXPLODED. You took booty booty POP juice too seriously. How is it that you can make a canned airplane but you cant make good and SAFE ass products? Anyways no matter what the 3 of you flops did to bring me down, I am still thriving spiritually and financially. Thats right Kourtney, I beat all of the legal issues. But that leads me to my question which is for KIM. Why are you such a bad lawyer? Did you buy your law degree? Or did they just give it to you because they didnt want to watch and listen to you cry and their eyes and ears never work the same again?

PS you are lucky that I didn't expose anything I saw happening in your facility. But I plan to very soon. Your offer of $800,097 in hush money wasn't enough. Watch ur back KIM.

Tell Kylie I am sending love from Destin❤️🏖️

hello to the queens of the simgm world : the kardasims

first of all i'm a big fan of all of you , mostly kourtney , khloe, booty booty pop juice is so watermelon and it helps me pop my booty

anyways here is what i came here for, i am a brain surgeon/ film director and maker/lawyer (you may consider me a triple threat) recently i asked your mother kris to do a interview about your lives (don't worry she give me permission to post this message) i asked her a couple of questions about you and who you are (like why khloe is so aggressive and has severe anger issues) but the question that i've been waiting to ask her for so long is why kim is so delusional and stupid and keeps lying about glow glow glow, and she gave the truth:

the reason why kim is the way she is is because she was born with a brain tumor that she has had since she was out of the womb, the doctors found out that the brain tumor makes kim dumber and dumber as she gets older, and there's nothing that the doctors can do about the tumor, and kris kept this a secret from you guys because she thought it was no big deal, she told me that because of kim's brain tumor, she has a difficulty saying the correct words, has a struggle with admitting the truth, always taking the bad as good, and always falling for lies

when i asked her for proof, she gave me medical documents and x-ray scan results to proof kim's medical condition

now you all know the truth on why kimberly kardasim is so dumb and in denial about glow glow glow

khloe and kourtney please keep that in mind and try to find a way to help your sister (not kylie or kendall) kim with her brain tumor

stay watermelon queens

Hey Kourtney,Khloe and Khem.

My sister was half dead after someone who looked VERY similar to Khem/Kim beat her up with a Glo Glo Glo body mist I came in and had my new No No No bat which is rare to find something in the box and succesfully pulled her off my sister I used Booty Booty pop juice and No No No air which did the trick and shes better then every so now heres my question for each of you. Kourtney: How could I repay you for your amazing bat it was very painful for Khem? Khloe: I have natural dentist work considering I am a sim of melanin should I use Booty Booty Pop Juice? Khem: Why the FUCK were you beating up my sister?!?!? Anyways lots of love for you guys NOT KHEM I HATE KHEM! Love ya from Simhattam Stay Watermelon Khem stay Cantaloupe.

Hi Kardasim sisters! Especially to the most watermelon and most successful business woman Khem, I love your Glow Glow Glow products so much. That is what I would say if I was a stupid bitch. Anyway, hello to the actual watermelon sisters, Khloe and Kourtney. F you Khem you traumatized my sister. I love my sister but she is a stupid bitch and she decided to buy and use a Glow Glow Glow product. Right after she used it, her house exploded and her whole body deflated. She looked like Bella from Sim Twilight when she was turning into a vampire. Thank God I'm a regular customer of Booty Booty Pop Juice and I learned from the true fighter and survivor Khloe. I made her use it and her body turned back to normal and her ass got even bigger than it used to be. However, it could not fix the house so we bought a no no no box and she is now living there. Unfortunately, no product can cure my sister's trauma but she is now going to therapy regularly. Thank you so much Khloe and Kourtney for being the most watermelon sims in the whole sim world. F you Khem I hope every Glow Glow Glow product in existence gets destroyed Question for Khloe and Kourtney: How do you guys handle fame? Do you guys have paparazzi following you all the time? Question for Khem: When do you plan to take your own so called "business" down?

Words for Who's the Smartest Segments:

• Mirepoix (Meer-pwah)

• Legalese

• Capias ad satisfaciendum

Who's the smartest: Kakorrhaphiophobia

Being the last sister to stay on a reality TV competition: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

To the amazing watermelon duo Khloe and Kourtney, I wanted to bring something important to your attention that greatly affected the quality of this podcast.

I noticed you two always got interrupted during the "That's so watermelon" segment by an annoying fake voice. It is called by many names such as "Kem", "failed businesswoman", "Glow Glow Glow Demon", but I believed the correct one is "stupid bitch".

The situation have gone on for several episodes now. Is this thing a ghost? Cause my heart just dropped to my ass everytime I hear its ugly cry "Whyyy???". Truly terrifying, something straight out of a horror movie.

So my question for our 2 legendary co-hosts is how are you planning to expel this evil presence from the podcast and reclaim "That's so watermelon", a phrase that you two rightfully invented and popularised?

I think the best way to do so is to invite Taylor Sim on this podcast as the words that come out of her mouth will likely become a spell powerful enough to keep Kem the Glow Glow Glow Demon at least one lawsuit away.

Hey Kourtney,Khloe and Khem.

My sister was half dead after someone who looked VERY similar to Khem/Kim beat her up with a Glo Glo Glo body mist I came in and had my new No No No bat which is rare to find something in the box and succesfully pulled her off my sister I used Booty Booty pop juice and No No No air which did the trick and shes better then every so now heres my question for each of you. Kourtney: How could I repay you for your amazing bat it was very painful for Khem? Khloe: I have natural dentist work considering I am a sim of melanin should I use Booty Booty Pop Juice? Khem: Why the FUCK were you beating up my sister?!?!? Anyways lots of love for you guys NOT KHEM I HATE KHEM! Love ya from Simhattam Stay Watermelon Khem stay Cantaloupe.

That’s so watermelon: Making multiple versions of your songs and albums.

Omg Hi Kadarsim sisters…. Well except for you KIMBERLY. I have very special words for you, but I wanna focus on the nicest, smartest, and prettier sisters on the podcast. Khloe I truly love your products Booty Booty Pop Juice has to offer, my ass has been growing like a watermelon ever since I’ve started drinking them! Omg Kourtney, ever since I used your No No No box to hide all my exs stuff, life has been wonderful. I don’t know how you two do it. Kimberly…. You’re Glo Glo Glo products are insanely terrible. I gifted my mother some of your watermelon perfume and it transformed her into an actual watermelon!!! Please Kimberly I want my mother back!!! Anyways all love to the TWO amazing kadarsim sisters. Love you ❤️❤️

Purple Glitch Dimension: So watermelon or so not watermelon