EPISODE 98 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Hello Kardasim sisters! So I was out on a camping trip with best friend in the whole world, Carolynnyoncé. We chose this location in what we thought was the middle of nowhere. We began collecting wood for a fire until a deafening whistle PIERCED through the silence. My chair flipped over because I was so scared. The whistle was abnormally loud but still kinda distant. My friend broke the silence and said we should leave in the morning. I agreed. As the night went on, we didn't hear anything else. That was until when we were cautiously talking I saw something fly over my shoulder and into the fire. It was Glow Glow Glow hair spray. We screamed bloody murder as the fire grew larger than Kims waist. We both ran in the darkness after realizing it was a glow glow glow product because it was CLEARLY the safer option. I saw a terrified look on my friends face when she looked back. I looked back too and what I saw was probably the most terrifying thing I have ever layed my eyes on. It was KIM with A VANISH EMPLOYEE sitting like statues in OUR CHAIRS looking at us. (surprised they didnt break). Kims mouth was wide open and she looked like shit. Kim ur botox has migrated get that shit fixed bitch. Ur scaring all of us. Anyways we blinked and the fire was GONE. We ran for our lives because we heard what we think was Kim quickly running at us on all fours, we turned on our flashlight and yep. it was KIM, and she was letting out this loud disgusting noise and this putrid smell that smelt like rotten eggs. So we did what anyone would have done and bear sprayed that bitch. Unfortunately we forgot about the vanish employee and he tear gassed us. We are now trapped inside the Vanish Headquarters and they have been talking about what KIM wants to do to us. You HAVE to send help. or just slap her again please. that bitch is dumb. and when we escape, get ready for more bear spray. My question is for Kourtney, how would you plan an escape from vanish headquarters?

Also Khloe can you create a new product that can get us out of this dirty stank broke bum rock licking bitches facility? Kim we now know you are broke, you should never have conversations in front of people who can expose you just like that. Love from Florida!!!! (not for you Kim)