EPISODE 99 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Anyone remember Khloe's Podcast Episode 46 where Kheam and Cortina sabotaged the podcast owner's audio in Segment 1? Kockroaches deserve to hear that sabotaged audio clip.

hello to the most watermelon sisters!

Well. Maybe except Kem.

Sorry but Kem needs to be more honest about her business ventures like Kourtney and of course fighter and survivor Khloe.

Before I ask my question, I just wanted to say that I am so amazed by No No No’s signature product. When I opened my limited edition box - which cost over $500,000 - I expected to see a bunch of nothing. But what I found was so much more!

I found myself!

After years of therapy and self reflection I finally understood who I am. Thank you No No No!

I can confidently say that I am no longer bothered by much and hope to someday be as unbothered as the queen herself, Kourtney.

Anyway my question is to Kem and Khloe.

Ladies, why in sim-hell would you collaborate on a business venture together?!

I ordered a subscription to Glow Glow Glow’s monthly surprise membership and it has been fabulous - until recently.

The monthly gift boxes being sent used to include fabulous products such as simgm productions cockroach merch, sample sized booty pop and antiaging serums, and more!

But recently the boxes started coming in very beat up as they are suddenly being thrown onto my door step from someone driving by like a maniac.

The boxes now have labels for Glow Glow Glow’s all over them. And the original tape which sealed the box has clearly been tampered with.

When I open the box all I find are a dozen or so barely alive cockroaches - which is absolutely horrifying!

And not only that, these cockroaches all have what appears to be very big butts and are shining with pink glitter. These poor cockroaches seem like they are miserable and just trying to survive.

Khloe, why would you partner with Glow Glow Glow like this!? Please tell me this isn’t an official collab!

I have taken all of the cockroaches and placed them into a No No No box and they seem to be recovering slowly. They are also losing their glittery sparkles and their asses are returning to normal.

Once again I am positively astonished by the no no no product line and all that it does.

But as far as Booty Booty Pop Juice and Glow Glow Glow, I am not sure…

Please tell me this is one of KEM’s schemes and nothing to do with the queen of fighting and surviving!

Hello Kardasims! my name is Xian Sims, pronunciation is See.Yan sims

First of all, hello to the most watermelon sisters on the world!

Kourtney, the unbothered queen, Khloe, the fighter and survivor queen, and Kim, the biggest business flop queen! i have been a listener ever since the first episode!

ive binged all of the kardasims videos and they always make my day!

first of all, what the fuck happened to Stacey Nancy SimLouis!?!? Girl, everyone seen that episode! Why would Kim install buttons to specifically make her into a glowzilla! I even saw her on the news, GLOBAL NEWS!!!! I accually saw her at the white house!!!! Kim is gonna get sued by the president for reall!! this is my first time writing, and i have so much to askk!! For Khloe! If the word ''Kockroaches'' didn't exist, then what would you call us? For Kourtney! If boxes didn't exist, then what would you sell then? To Kim! How the fuck do you have permit to do all of those shit works you do on fucking innocent people?!? To Khloe and Kourtney! ive already seen that one video but, how traumatized were you when you guys went in the factory to a scale to 1 to 100. To all of you Kardasims! Do you still plan to bring other celebrities to the podcast? another question to all of you is that will you guys ever reach episode 500? thats all! love sent to all of you guyss!!! not much to Kim... fuck you and free all of those innocent people!!! #free_those_innocent_people

Getting speared in the ass cheeks: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Being best friends with a frog so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hello sisters, ive seen your video of chloe and kourtina going to the glow glow glow factory.

i hope you guys are ok after the incident. kim is successful business woman and peoplej ust ned to learn to follow instructions when it comes to her products. in all fairness its them who signed the contract which they can read with the glow glow glow 100 00x zoom magnifier as long as you follow the instructions for those to which you cant read without the magnifier. Love your products kim and hi to khloe and kourtney. my question is do you think kim knew the truth about who chloe and kourtina really were?? Stay watermelon.

Greetings to the beautiful Kardasim sisters! And also to the most beautiful most smartest business woman Kehm. Just kidding. 🐍🐍 My name is Neutral Sibling, and I am the latest Glow Glow Glow victim.

So.. Before i start my incredibly traumatic experience, I would first like to say that I can't bare to talk about it even with myself. But i am breaking the silence and exposing KEHM for the mistreatment and the hell she put me through. I mistakenly decided to join the Glow Glow Glow Willy Wonka Event (It was basically just like the concept of Willy Wonka, but except it was whatever kehm's doing) I ordered the chocolate bars from her website and they arrived in the mail 9 months later. I thought it was a bit weird, but i didn't take the sign.

I opened the chocolate bars up one by one to REVEAL that i've won TWO silver tickets saying that i was invited to kehm's glow glow glow company! I was really excited and i decided to bring my Good Bro with me because i didn't wanna waste a ticket. he was hesitant but immediately caved in.

When i first met kehm, It was the worst experience of my life. As she welcomed us to the gates, the company had hazard signs almost all around it but i figured it was just for decoration! considering this is just an event. Kehm welcomed us in her factory and the SMELL was ghastly. And when i looked over, i saw my Good Bro eyeing a product and he accidentally touched it, causing a MAJOR gas leak. Kehm looked over and BERATED us for minutes on end and called out to Vanish. We saw two men in suits and they dragged my Good Bro out of my sight. I was kicked from the factory and I never saw my Brother again.

I ended up calling the Glow Glow Glow hotline and i asked for assistance. the woman on the phone called me a stupid bitch and resulted in hanging up. My mother and whole family are missing Good Bro and even attempted a whole search party dedicated to him. and we found NOTHING. PLEASE BRING BACK MY BROTHER YOU GLOW GLOW GLOW MONSTER! Me and my family are fighting everyday to see my Brother again and I will not stand for the silencing. You are going down.

#FreeRobloxForEveryone #GlowGlowGlowMonster

Hi to the most watermelon sisters, Khloe and Kourtney. Khem I have considered to sue you, but I forgive you. I recently bought bbpj or Booty booty pop juice full package box, but when I opened it I got shocked when I saw that it was replaced with Glow Glow Glow Orange Sodas

I didn't think much and drank some of the Glow Glow Glow Orange Sodas, nothing happened, UNTIL my ass started growing and getting curvier. It turned into an ORANGE and circular and kept growing, I rushed to Google to search for a cure

Luckily I saw that bbpj can cure these ass the Glow Glow Glow Orange Soda gave me and also give me a thicker ass than what I had. I rushed to the supermarket and bought one. I immediately drank a whole bottle and my ass immediately started to deflate and turned into my dream ass, thank you bbpj and Khloe. Khem I hate you, stay watermelon Kardasims 🍉🍉🍉

Curtina and Clo Weewee Dussy (those Glow Glow Glow workers), So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Cupcakke Remixes: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

hello to my favorite flopdasims!! 💋 good morning to the unknown strangers, kourtina and chloe with a c, and the true host of the podcast, butcher kehm. i am a very satisfied customer of glow glow glow and i have a subscription per month where kehm sends the best products! whenever a b*tch wants to try me, i just throw my glow glow glow hairspray and they simply explode to pieces! my question is, if y'all were to have your own BIOpictures, which simhollywood star would you cast as yourselves? all the best to my queen butcher kehm, keep slaying. <3 p.s: congrats to the queen simcupcakke for making her first appearance physically, hope to see more from her!

Kim, have you ever thought about making a glow glow glow orange soda. Sounds so watermelon

Hi Kim and Kourtney... and others. My question is for the most watermelon sisters (that's Kim and Kourtney for the stupid bitches that don't know). Why do you guys let the other one start segment 1? Honestly she's so aggressivical and spreads her toxicals from the early beginning. Kim's soothing voice in segment 2 heals the damage for the most part, but her (the person that I'm not interested in to name) shameless plugging of her mediocre affiliated products and her narcissistiness still leaves a bitter taste in my tit.

Stay watermelon you two 🍉

being the cause for people missing so watermelon or so not watermelon

Spears: so watermeon or so not watermelon?

Hi Kourtina and Chloe with a C--I mean, Khloe and Kourtney! How is your first trim to VANISH? I watched your Glow Glow Glow factory trip vlog and I am SHOCKED that this is Kim's first visit to that part of her building. You'd think that she would be a regular already by now, considering the amount of victims--sorry, I meant employees that have come in contact with her and got 'let down.' Is it thriling? Boring? Radioactive? Also Kim's office is so LAVISH. Do you guys think that's where she keep her employees' memorabilia after she kindly excuse them?

Code Titi-Pop: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello Sister Kardasims,

If each of you were to join in the Olympics what sport would you be in? Also just wanted to say that I have been listening to your podcast since it started and it has helped me on my up and downs in life. Thank you!

P.S.

All of you are SO WATERMELON! 🍉

Love from Seattle, Washington

Hello Kardasims, happy 99th episode. You're now officially kissing the 100th, as a wise person once said. Looking back it's really a miracle you made it this far, what with a loud angry fake businesswoman and another who has no emotions. At the end of the day, it's all thanks to the real businesswoman Kim. Unfortunately, her legacy is tarnished by fake accusations of killing innocents and creating mutants with her GLOW GLOW GLOW products. I didn't believe any of these accusations from the very beginning. But Kim is too gullible and she's been tricked into believing these stories about her own products. I hope that Kris will find her a good lawyer, as her own training as a lawyer has been a failure. My question is for Khloe: when will you stop bullying Kim? Stay Watermelon

Orange drink from the Bodega, so watermelon or so not watermelon

Greetings Kardasims,

I am MorganLaFey also known as Experiment 1. I am the only survivor and success of the Glow Glow Glow Super Soldier Serum, codename: G3S3.

I now have super powers and in the employ of Vanish BlackOps Division.

This is my mission report.

I have finally taken over the Burgers Burgers Burgers Company, and they are now selling the company to Glow Glow Glow.

I have also apprehended a spy who was trying to investigate Glow Glow Glow. She said she is the mother of a woman named Stacey. I have succeeded in brainwashing her with the help of Glow Glow Glow Shampoo and Conditioner now in stores for only $150 a bottle. Now, Stacey's mom has got it Glowin' on!

End report.

Experiment 1

Hello gracious kardasim sisters, & Kim. You may remember me as the one who was blown away from my house & put into dimension G. i was freed, for a while.... but now I need your help STAT! My citys going down faster than kims ass after eating a glow glow glow bar. A couple days ago, Kim decided she wanted to become president of the United Sim states so she could expand her glow glow glow across state. she held her first & last rally in my city. Nobody came to support her except Kris...... this angered kim badly and she unleashed it all on my city.

The mayor, Bartholosim the 82nd found a glow glow glow hair hair hair shimmer shine & dine cream on his front door the next day. He immediately locked down the city but it was already too late. With the GGGHHHSSD exposed in the (h)air, we all were immediately teleported to dimension G. IM BACK LIKE I NEVER LEFT. Kim's "whyyyy is my head empty" lookin ass has been using my city as a breeding ground for her glowzilla monsters!! And mayor Bartholosim the 82nd has been missing for a while too. Its rumoured he ended as one of the glow zombies working at simmart. The towns people have all blonde hair with no roots! its disgusting! KIM RETURN US BEFORE WE IMPEACH YOUR ASS

Hey Kardasims Kourtney, Khloe and Rob (if he’s listening)

Can y’all please get your intern (that should’ve been fired)? What was her name? Kem or Sandra or whatever? I met her at Simbucks the other day and I asked if she can say hi to Kourtney and Khloe for me but all she did was try to sell me her glow glow glow makeup which she was selling on a little table outside the cafe. She was really rude but the Simbucks security called the police and arrested her for soliciting in front of the cafe. I swear Kem or Sandra whatever her name is, is just like your rude mother Kris.

Thank you, and yes when the police arrested her she was thrown to the ground and handcuffed screaming “WHYYYYYYY?!”

Kourtney stealing Kim’s favourite cheap bracelet, so watermelon or so not watermelon? 🍉

“I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND WHYY THEY WOULD GET STRAWBERRY WHEN I SAID TO GET ORANGE” so watermelon or so not watermelon

hello to the true fighter and survivors Khloe and Kourtney. You guys are so watermelon.

and hello to the scammer KUM.

Most recently I purchased the glow glow glow blackberry mint perfume for my best friend for her birthday. After the party, she sprayed the perfume in front of us and she vanished into a black hole. It has been 10 weeks and she still hasnt come back to us. I bought the no no no boxes as a way to throw away the glow glow glow perfume from the face of the earth. KUM, I WANT MY BEST FRIEND AND MY MONEY BACK

p.s KHLOE, I love the booty booty pop juice orange soda.....

twerking, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hey kardazimz i wanna know whats khloes opinion about Kourtney winning over you at the island last celebrity drama thing.

I also wanna say that Keems orange glow glow glow blush blush gave my face and my bum like some kind of rash that burns a lot. I don't even know how it reached my bum i didnt even put it there! But now I'm afraid that it's spreading because i now have rashes on my toes, please send help. I also read the 3500 instructions like i read it with a magnifying glass, with my glasses, read it under some good lighting and this is the outcome? I am coming for you Keem kardiac arrest. Fyi i am a real lawyer and i will take you down once and for all.

Kourtney actually laughing in Kardasim podcast episode 89 at 44:03: So watermelon or so not watermelon

(Like this so they can see please 😩)

Bahlegdeh (from the Jamaican accent impression meme): so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Leaving some watermelon flesh on the rind and throwing it away: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hi all Sweeties

First I wanna say thank you for being apart of my daily routine. I always listen to you guys everyday before bed and put your podcast ongoing

until I’m asleep.❤️

Here is my question, To all of you, How did you guys feel when you heard that Kris was pregnant with your baby sisters and what’s the first thing you guys thought when you see Kylie and Kendall faces? I heard the rumors that the hospital was set on fire by one of the sisters but I’m not sure. Nevermind🤭. Last but not least, to the Glow Glow Glow Queen of the universe, keep making your products, I love the Glow Glow Glow limbs growing😍 The 3 libraries of the instructions I followed told me to use it on my friend and sacrifice him and it WORKS!!! My own limbs are growing back now after I had a serious car accident. That’s why I can write this beautiful messenge to you guys. Love y’all so much❤️

#Stacyisnotmissing, #ThereisnowellatVanishFactory

#EndorsingGlowGlowGlow

khem’s natural voice, so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hi Kardasim sisters!! Much Love to khloe and kourtney, the most watermelon duo.

Recently my sister has been trying to lose weight and bought the new Glow glow glow product- The Glow glow glow gut slimming waist trainer that KhEM recently released.

My sister bought this AGAINST my advice of course, however when it arrived it seemed to be a promising purchase so my sister began using immediately. I almost wish the story ended there.

After a few mere HOURS of wearing the trainer her waist began to literally WITHER away. She began hyperventilating and projectile vomiting everywhere as a result.

So much so she now looks like the other mother from coraline. Ghastly. Her waist is literally gone.

She ripped her waist trainer off and under it was a massive red rash of bubbling blisters on her stomach that will NOT go away. How do you explain this KHEM??

What the hell kind of toxins do you think you’re selling and what chemicals was your ridiculous waist trainer laced with? Had you got sick of ruining peoples faces you wanted to come for their waists and torsos too?

You are a VILE and embarrassing business owner and I hope your glow glow glow company blow blow blows UP in your face. Surely it’s only a matter of time. My sisters story is just one.

Be ready for your 800th lawsuit.

Marriage- so watermelon or so not watermelon

Abandoning somebody to save yourself: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Being the last sister to remain in a Reality TV competition: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hey, my watermelon Kardasims, Khloe, and Kourtney! I have something to say to the sour watermelon sister, Keehm!

Recently I was cast in the touring production of Glow Glow Glow The Musical as a part of the ensemble. Reluctantly I accepted the part as I felt like I needed some resume boost, and I figured there was no possible way that a musical of Glow Glow Glow could do any form of damage. Boy was I wrong! Tell me why as soon as we got to tech rehearsal the lights on the stage began to burn my skin! After working on the stage all day, singing my heart out, I woke up the next day with blistering boils all over face, dripping with pus! We actually had to stop the rehearsal due to the fact one of our lead players collapsed on stage after inhaling the smoke from the smoke machine! I did some digging and found out that it was actually Kehm who produced this production! Kehm, you need to get off your ass and do something about this! You are putting the actors in dangerous situations and I will definitely be contacting the Actor's Simequity Association to come and sue you!

This show will not go on, even if it it costs me the job!

Wut Up kardasim sisters!

I have an extremely important question to ask you guys!

English or Spanish?

First one to speak has to apply Glow Glow Glow lip liner on their lips starting

RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!

Love you Khloe and Kourtney also to Rob if he’s listening.

Greetings The Sister That Are Called Kardasim, My Name Is Auggy

And I Love Y'all Well Expect For Kem

The Only Thing I Like About Her Is Her Song Called " Jam ". Anyway I Have To Tell You Guys Something Important, I Would Like To Hire Kem As My Lawyer To Help Me Sue Glow Glow Glow, I Will Tell You How I Got To This Point. I Was One Of The Workers For Glow Glow Glow Until I Got Fired Recently Because They Were Running Out Of Money To Pay Employees, So For Our Final Salaries We Got A Dollar And Fifthy Nine Cents Each, And She Told Us If We Tell Anyone About The " Things " That Occurred In The Company We Would Be Turn Into A Cockroach. But After Her Low Payment And Firing Me, I Do Not Owe Her Shit And I Am Not Scared Of Her Cause I Got The " Booty Booty Pop Juice Blaster " And The " No No No Shield Box " For 800 Million Dollars, So I Am Very Protected. I Had Decided To Sued Kem And Her Shit Company, And I Have Proof Because I Snuck Into Kem's Office And Stole Her Glow Glow Glow Ingredients Book And The Files On Her Illegal Tests. Kem It's About To Go Down B So Be Prepare. And Love And Light To The Other Two Incredible Sisters Qhole And Little Snow Flake.

Hi, kourtney, Khloe and Kem. Which pet do you guys find the most watermelon?

BTW I think Khloe and Kourtney are sooooo watermelon Kem i think you should learn from your sisters.

Greetings from Bosnia

Hey to the most watermelon sisters, except kem. Kem I will be suing you see me in court, my friend bought your Glow Glow Glow make up kit, I told her not to do it and she got mad and went to her room and locked the door. After 5 minutes I heard screaming coming from her room and I busted the door open and saw her face with 3rd degree burns. I called 911 and they brought her to a hospital. They said that the chemical used in the make up kit was so strong that it left a permanent burn

mark on her face. Kem you stupid bitch please stop making products like this, stay watermelon Fighter and Survivor Khloe and Queen Kourtney

Hi Khloe & Kourtney & Crying Bitch So this a question for CryBaby I bought your Glo Glo Glo Party Supplies for my Cousin when my package arrived I saw that there were ROACHES! WHAT THE HELL KIM. So I threw the package away and then it mutated into a huge monster so I threw my last Booty booty pop juice and it exploded. Can I get my 5 million refund Kim you scammer AND THE PARTY IS RUINED I'm also suing you for 10 million. Also Khloe and Kourtney can slap kim for me?

A simple edit I made from the Saw video 💕

Hello there sisters. I'm back. It's Vanuasha. (pronounced Van-wash-uh) since you had some trouble last time. Anyways, I wanted to confirm that yes, those burned holes did send me to an alternate universe dimension. But enough of the past. After winning my lawsuit against KIM, which im sure she didn't tell you guys about, I am now able to live a lavish lifestyle with a brand new bentley, 40 birkins, and an entire island dedicated to ME. Also Kim thank you for the additional 765 mil in hush money🥰its sooo appreciated. Maybe think next time before pulling those shit lies you call products. Just so you know, I named my yacht "Kims Tears" in your dismay. Hope you're enjoying your life of mediocrity while I sip champagne on my private island. Oh and dont worry, I'll send you a postcard for my next trip to the moon. Stay salty Kim!😘😘😘

I have one question. ONLY for Khloe.

WHEN I get Kim arrested finally, who will you put in her place? You know, since your the host.

Hi Kardasims! First time commenting 💙, weird but can Kim please read this? I know it’s not her segment but please ?!🥺 Dear Kourtney Kardasim( Kim please read her these emojis, she deserves it🥹)🫶 ❤️💙💛😍🤩🥰frick you. Frick your so bland NoNoNo boxes and frick the entire existence of your sim self Kourtney. Honestly Kim looks way more fresh and younger than your old geriatric simself as you look like you are on the brink of rigamortis( fyi, that’s the condition of the bones and muscles becoming stiff after death). You flaunt having natural beauty when we all know that looking exactly like Kris Simjenner ain’t it , especially since you look older than her. Your boxes aren’t worth the price they are marketed as. I want to see a video of you taking the NoNoNo gummies and hopefully you travel somewhere far away from the entire family as they don’t deserve someone who isn’t as stupid as you are. You back stabbing lying dumbass. Kim wasn’t lying when she said you were the “least” interesting thing to look at, I mean you are. You even make me feel bad for your voice actress, Boss’s sister! She deserves like Nicki a beautiful trustworthy Sim . Oh and Khloe…. how could I forget about the gaslighting self-proclaimed victim that goes out blackmailing? We all know your hair isn’t real and that you have one ass cheek that is bigger than the other. You claim to be a fighter and survivor, but who misses a shot at a shark, gets stabbed 2 times in the ass and doesn’t know it’s the pulse you have to check to see if someone is dead. Kim…. believe me, you are more beautiful and more talented than your other so called sisters. Glow Glow Glow is like you, full of beauty and knowledge. I love you 🥺 don’t let your ugly sisters get to you on here ! You are a watermelon queen Kim! The one who came up with the saying “That’s so Watermelon” must be loved as you are an icon👑🥹🫶 . xoxo Simbolic21. Sending love from Calabasim, California. (I live in a gated community so don’t try and come for me Kourtney and Khloe. You old hags)

To: KimKardasim

Subject: Leave me the hell alone

Compose email: Alright Kim, I did it. Please leave my family and I alone please! I’m already regretting sending that post to the podcast forum already. You know I love Khloe and Kourtney and their products ! Stop dming me and others to defend your dumbass on the podcast! Please , no more Gloriffins and Glorillas showing up at my door please! Please Ms.Kardasim! Please stop. I’ll make sure the email and forum post are separate, promise! You won’t get exposed!💙

Small BBQ Grill: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Indiana Jones music: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Senior Citizens, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Who’s the smartest word: Ephemeral