EPISODES 41 & 42 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Hi Kardasims just wanted to ask if you can give an advice to my friend. She wants to try a glow glow glow makeup kit (eyeshadow pallette thingy) but is reluctant because of the news that the formula is not safe and can cause hallucinations. Is this true? I told her there are good and bad reviews but i want to know your opinions. Thanks and sending all my love from the Philippines, :)

❤️❤️❤️❤️Hi Kardasimps sisters, love from sing to your pores ❤️ Firstly I want to ask Khloe: why do you keep trying to say that you’re the host of this podcast? Clearly it’s not yours if a glow glow glow shameless plug is put in every 0.5 seconds. However, the only thing that makes me think it’s your podcast is the watermelon symbol. It is clearly your creation, so I guess it’s both of yours and Kim’s podcast ❤️

❤️TO THE KARDASIMS❤️. Hi this is for glow glow glow‘s kimmy kardasim. Is it true that your new glow glow glow factory is building a hidden basement to lock de nicki minaj and Taylor in?? Also glow glow glow is such a good makeup kit...it looked so good on the clowns in Sim circus❤️❤️❤️🥰

watermelon so watermelon or so not watermelon🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🍉🍉🍉🍉💕💕

The sun: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hi this is for glow glow glow‘s kimmy kardasim. Is it true that your new glow glow glow factory is building a hidden basement to lock de nicki minaj and Taylor in?? Also glow glow glow is such a good makeup kit...it looked so good on the clowns in Sim circus❤️❤️❤️🥰

Hi Khloe the fighter and survivor, Kourtney the baddest bitch, and Kim the whiney unsuccessful buisness woman. Anyway now if kims done crying my question is for her. I recently purchased the glow glow glow coochie cream. I applied it last night and this morning I woke up with a penis. I now have to undergo a procedure to get it removed, will you be paying for this? And can you explain why this happened you stupid bitch?!?!

California so watermelon or so not watermelon (it’s so watermelon FUCK TEXAS)

Kylie Rocks, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello Khloe, Kourtney how are you doing? oh wait I forgot about Kim, hey Kim how ya doin Sister? Anyways I have questions for the three of you. Kim, how do you keep your intelligence up? I wanna be more like you. I heard you’re a good teacher. Kourtney, the most watermelon sister, how are you so watermelon? I wanna be more like you because you’re such a good role model. Khloe, booty booty pop juice made my butt bigger than it’s suppose to be and my revenge body is better than yours, anyways now I need to get booty reduction, can you pay for my reduction Please?

Hey I have a question for my favourite most watermelon Sims. Khloé, you are definately a fighter and a surviver. You went true so many horrible things because of Kris. Do you think you would be able to survive the Hunger Games? If you do, you can finaly prove to your sister that you are a real fighter and surviver! Kim, you have so much wisdom. Do you think you are a better lawyer than Annalyse? Kourtney, you are definately the leader of the three. Do you think you will ever make a new song? We want another song that is as good as the merch song. You 3 are all so watermelon!! 🍉

First off, I will like to say Khloe you are a fighter but not a survivor Kourtney and kim are the true survivor. This question is for Khloe, will ever tell anybody about your love life 😀. Recently, the TM-SIMS had said you been hanging out with a new guy I heard his name is Tristan.

First off, I will like to say Khloe you are a fighter but not a survivor Kourtney and kim are the true survivor. This question is for Khloe, will ever tell anybody about your love life 😀. Recently, the TM-SIMS had said you been hanging out with a new guy I heard his name is Tristan.

a special hello to khloe the beautiful and inspirational queen, who always cheers me up. kourtney the beautiful skinny legend who is so inspiring and is a real icon for creating the ‘that’s so watermelon‘ phrase. and the glow glow rubbish cry baby kim.

my question is for the least watermelon sister :

i tried your new glow glow glow coconut face scrub, however when i woke up the next day i had red spots all over my face. i followed ALL directions so dont say i didn’t. the next day i had to go to the “dentist“ and they thankfully sorted it all out.

however they told me to stay away from glow glow kardasim demon. will you please promise to stop selling glow glow glow products? the dentist also told me to use the new strawberry face scrub from kylie skin as this is more healthy and effective! and ZERO hemlock is found in kylie‘s products (unlike glow glow glow)

#kylieskinrocks #glowglowthrowaway #orangekimsodasucks

Hi girls before I get started I like to say khloe you are a angel fighter and survivor And kourtney your a stone cold goddess and Kim your ok I guess

Will you guys do a video with cardi B P.S ocurrr

Word for whos the smartest: Verdure

Kanye's Music So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hi to the Kardasim sisters. This question is for the most watermelon and the best sisters Kourtney and Khloe. If your least successful and unwatermelon sister, Kim got sued for Glow Glow Glow scam (which it will eventually happen soon). You both got to testify in front of the judge, what would you guys do? Do you stand with your bankrupt con artist sister or the people who sued her (former users of Glow Glow Glow)?

Omg kourtney is my idol she is my queen and Kim too I actually act so much like kourtney we should be twins I must take you to the human world because the sims world is lame when anyways KHLOE IS A STUPID BITCH WHO CAMT EVEN READ AND IS ALWAYS RUDE TO POOR KIM THATS WHY KHLOES ASS IS FAKE SHE SHOVES PILLOWS IN HER ASSS TO MAKE IT LOOK BIG and Kim I’m in love with glow glow glow it actually works these stupid bitches dont know how to follow simple instructions and Kim you taught me so much you said that Europe rhy with syrup and there is an island on Europe called pluto omg ur so smart that why I got a 100 on my test bc of you any ways I love Kim and kourtney my Queens and I bown down for them everyday and love you Kim and kourtney and I have a question each Kim would you leave glow glow glow forever or leave yay forever kourtney would you rather be Kim for a day or khloe for a day and khloe would you rather Expose your fake ass or get your weave snatched anyways love u Kim and Kourtney

peanut butter so watermelon or so not watermelon

oh and for Kim I bought your new glow glow glow palate and I had a VERY BAD allergic reaction the hospital fee was VERY expense and will you please pay for it bc it is your fault. and Kortney and Khloe is the most watermelon❤🥺🍉 Kim you can learn A LOT from Kourtney and Khloe.

question for Kim Kris or Kanye?

Hello to the most Watermelon Sisters in the whole world! My question is for Kourtney and Khloe. (sorry kim) But if Kim and Glow Glow Glow were hanging off a cliff and you could only save one thing (or person) who would you save? Thank y’all 🍉🍉🍉🍉

For kim, i recently bought your glow glow glow night serum, i applied it EXACTLY like the instructions which is “apply on hands then rub, and then apply gently on skin by anti-clockwise motion“ and now i have a rare skin condition that there’s no cure for, so im not gonna ask you to pay for my medication or emotional pain, i only want a refund for the product since it caused all this. Khloe, my favorite fighter and survivor. kourtney, you’re the best, i love you both you’re so watermelon.

Hello, Kardasims!

I have two questions:

1) Which horror movie would each of you try to survive?

2) To Kourtney (my #1 favorite Kardasim, and the #1 most watermelon Kardasim ever): What are your thoughts on Ravenclaw House (one of the Hogwarts houses from Harry Potter)? If you weren’t a Gryffindor, do you think you would be a Ravenclaw, because Ravenclaws are the smart ones, and I think you are the smartest sister/Kardasim ever.

This is my first time sending a question (or two questions) to you guys. Keep up the great work!

Heyy, I hope you're having a lovely day Khloe and Kourt..... kim, have a day i guess.

I wanted to know what are you binge watching these days on SimNetlix? Love from Uruguay

Blueberries: so watermelon or so not watermelon? 🍉

Listen and response: This is a question for all 3 sisters: have you guys ever been to Armenia 🇦🇲? I heard you have ancestors there. Love from Canada 🇨🇦

Hi There Kardasims 🍉, I'd like to prove something to Kim, It is proven by google that "There are no varieties of purple fleshed watermelons. Yellow, orange, white and red all exist, but not purple. ... Do NOT buy seeds for purple watermelons", So Tell me from where did you get that information?, Facetune? Photoshop?

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Shoutout to the host, most watermelon sister & the only true fighter & surviver Khloe, say hi to Kourtney as well.

Cards Against Humanity: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hi Kardasims, I hope you can include this on your podcast~

I have a question for each one of you about each other.

The first Question is to the host & true fighter & survivor, khloe.

•Khloe what do you think about your sisters for the fact that they're trying to take your title the true fighter & survivor away from you?

Next...

• Kim, What do you think about Your sisters stealing & claiming the "that's so watermelon" phrase as theirs?...

Next...

• Kourtney, What do you think about your sisters judging you for being antisocial?

... because tbh I see that it's very normal.

~

I apologize for the long question & Have a great day, evening, afternoon or night whenever you're reading this ♡ Stay 🍉

This one's for Kim,

So I recently got a package from Glow Glow Glow, I purchased it 2 months back, so I gotta point out that y'all take too long to deliver but it's ok.

Now lemme cut to the chase why did I get Kylie's Makeup in my package?!?...I need this package to be returned but every time I call the call centre they hang up on my face...Explain please & Thank you.

Stay 🍉 y'all.

First of all I want to say I love your YouTube channel and podcast. ❤️❤️❤️

kourtney: how do you keep from punching the other two stupid bitches every time they talk? Also you are the most watermelon sister And the true fighter and survivor. Love from Simdiana.

that’s so watermelon topic: Kim’s cringy porn voice so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hey sisters, love Khloe and Kourtney so much. I met Kim at a meet and greet once and oh my god She was rude, not classy and she lost a long time KimK fan that day. I walked into the $350 meet and greet and say hello she replies with "fat" and I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard her wrong. As I approached her and asked to do my pose she stared at me blank faced. I continued talking "you saved my life" I say "you’re the reason I’m alive today." She looks me dead in the eye and says "you’ll die soon enough fatty" and then whispered "obesity." I started crying I had never felt pain like this and she started laughing and said "are you crying? Stop it. Stop it now" and she flicked my vagina. i will never forgive you Kim, please disappear.

School uniforms: So watermelon or so not

Sleep paralysis: So watermelon OR so not watermelon. ps: booty pop juice and glow glow glow for the win!

Hi Kardasims

To Kim, I recently used the Glow Glow Glow Toner and now I have superpowers. Thanks so much

If you 3 could have any superpower, what would it be?

P.S. Someone please release a compilation of all the times Kim has cried on the Podcast episodes so far.

Michael B. SimJordan: SO WATERMELON or not so watermelo?

Michael B. SimJordan: SO WATERMELON or not so watermelo?

So watermelon or so not watermelon: deepfakes

Hi kardasim sisters. first of all khloe is my favourite and the most watermelon sister. Kourtney is a queen. And hi kim This question os for khloe and kourtney. If you had a 4th microphone who would you pick to do the podcast with you. Taylor swift, Nikki minaj Or Lana del Ray. I love you all so much especially you khloe my most favourite

Hey Kardasims Khloe the fighter and survivor (sorry Kourtney and Kim) Kourtney the most inspirational and Kim i still need my money for glow glow glow but still love you

My question is for Kim and Khloe will booty booty pop juice ever do a colab with glow glow glow?

sending love from the uk!

Hi ladies, I just want to say your podcast has helped me through this quarantine. Thanks Khloe for teaching me how to spot a stupid bitch, thanks Kourtney (the best ever) for teaching me how to be calm when I'm surrounded by insanity, and thanks I GUESS to Kim... For teaching me to be careful about the cosmetics I .

My question for you all is what Sim TV shows have you binged during the quarantine and which shows would have been better if you could have starred in them?

Stay safe and keep being watermelon!

to everyone , would you rather wear glow glow every day or Iisten to Kim’s voice scream and cry 24/7

People going out without mask

so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hi kardasims I just wanted to say that glow glow glow has caused its first verified death. a woman in my city was found dead in her home after using the glow glow glow products for just two weeks. kim you're liable for this since its your product

ps kourtney and khloe you two are the most watermelon sims ever

I want to say is thank you for Kourtney she is my favorite sister and my favorite ultra watermelon your voice soothing and calming and For Khloe thank you for teaching me the dangers of Glow Glow Burn And for Kim thank you for being there This Question is for For All of you

How do you ignore somone properly ?

Side note: Khloe is the Fighter and Survivor Kourtney and Khloe you are so watermelon 🍉🍉🍉

Love From Philippines

Dear the ultra watermelons Khloe and Kourtney, and so(ur) watermelon Kim! I love you guys!

Can we have your mom Kris Simmer and/or De Nicki Mineh as a guest on your Kardasim Podcast?

Kris Simmer starring on Ariana SimGrande's Thank U Next music video: So watermelon or so not watermelon?