EPISODES 58 & 59 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Are you guys going to do more continuation with Zack, Prudence and the Kardashians? Like the Five Nights At Freddy videos. Would love more collabs with them!

So watermelon or so not watermelon: Kim's Purse

Chocolate milk :so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Fifty shades of Grey :so watermelon or so not watermelon?🍉🍉

Hey Kardasim Sisters! Hope you're all having a wonderful day. My question goes out to the one and only Kim (yes, finally one for you). I was just wondering, after everything that has.... ummm..... happened, who do you thank every morning now? Do you thank your failing Glow Glow Glow Business? ; a certain Taylor? ; your beautiful sisters sitting next to you? It's something I've been wondering for a while now. Hugs and Kisses to all you ♡

Hello to the most Watermelon sisters Khloe, Kourtney, and the other one whose name escapes me. I have 3 questions, one for each of you. First, Khloe, can you please dye your tips purple? it would look amazing on you. Second, Kourtney, how in the world do you put up with the other one? third, uhm, whatever your name is, the one who got divorced with 'ye recently, when will you actually make a good product? Stay watermelon! #Kourtneychill #Khloefighterandsurvivor #TheOtherOne

To kloe🍑, do you believe Kanye actually likes Kim?

#ThankYouYe #Kloe #Kim

Lana always talks about spirituality: what is spiritual to you?

#teamKim

This is for Kim The business woman. I wanted to tell you that I’ve used your Glow Glow Glow shampoo already and it’s amazing. My hair is glowing and beautiful like silk. My question is “When are you gonna release Glow Glow Glow whitening Candy?” I‘m eager to used it to make my skin whiter and smoother because all of you products are amazing and I always follow the instructions. Love you all from Cambodia.❤️

#Kim_the_bussinesswoman

#GlowGlowGlow_the_best_brand

#Orange_soda_is_better_than_strawberry_soda

Bikes: SO watermelon or NOT so watermelon 🍉

Who's the Smartest: schadenfreude: enjoyment obtained from the troubles of others

Hi Kardasims! I have a question for each one. For Khloe, are you the secret founder of Cocomelon? Because your nickname is Koko and one of your favorite fruits is watermelon hmm👀 if that's true then you're maybe richer than both kim and kylie combined knowing your huge audience. For Kim, are you still doing your "thank you ye's" routine after the d word happened? For Kourtney, can you please share your diet and workout routine? Since we know you have the best revenge body in the family, along with Kendall ofc. Stay watermelon queens!!! 💜🍉

Greetings, Kardasims Sisters, to the fighter and survivor Khloe, who's always ready to fight to survive and Kourtney, the most strongest and bravest sister who can say NO to everything and to Kim who has ugly face and cry like a baby. Anyways, Kim I have used your product GLOW GLOW GLOW SHIT. Your product is so expensive and had the cheapest ingredients that's why I have now your ugly crying face and I want to fix it so that's why i try to drink some Khloe's product the Booty Booty Pop Juice and I also follows Kourtney's advice which always say NO. and thankfully it fixed my face because of Khloe and Kourtney. Therefore, Khloe and Kourtney is the true business women here and Kim, NO.

Hi Sisters

this question is for Khloe & Kourtney do you guys think that glow glow glow shut down because Kim & Kanye separated, was Kanye behind this bankrupt business… or does Kim’s product just suck.

#khloethehost #bootybootypopjuicethebest #strawberrysoda #truefighterandsurvivorkhloe

online shopping: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Menononiva: A botoxed rectum

Being a dumb b/#”~: so watermelon or so Kim

Catfishing: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello to only to KHLOE AND KOURTNEY (MY FAVE KARDASIMS SISTERS) and Kim, i dont know her but I want to ask Kim, why wont you talk normally just like Khloe and Kourtney or maybe they can help you.

Anw greetings from Philippinea.

Hello Kardasim ladies! It’s gonna be my birthday tomorrow so I’m hoping I am picked! My question is for Kim. Are you doing okay with the dealings of the divorce with Kanye, the FBI investigation of Glow Glow Glow and the spotting of your new guy by the paparazzi? P.S, Kourtney is the true fighter and survivor. 💖

Hey Kardasims its your boi brad here so I bought the glow glow glow nail poilsih and my nail burned off and now I don’t have finger nails so I’m suing kim for everything she has and when I get the money from suing here me and you two kourtney and Khloe are going to the Bhamas

Wanda Maximoff a.k.a. Scarlett Witch: so watermelon or so not watermelon

GLOW GLOW GLOW IS KILLER!!!! Once upon a time I used to be an average person with hopes and dreams. Then I used the glow glow glow face rejuvenation syrum and it burned off all of my skin. Now everyone sees me and runs in horror, so I now I embrace my role and became a serial killer. I’m up to 500 sims and Kim you are not on my list. But im coming for cloe and courtknee. 🪡🪡🪡

My question is for Kourtney

how were you able to make Quack Quack listen to you?

p.s. you’re super watermelon and so beautiful

Hi sister it James Sims Charles before I say start I will like to say let's get into fighter and survival mode

Sha anyways to the only true fighter and survival and the true owner of the podcast Khloe I love you so much and the pop juice is working fabulously

And also to the most watermelon sister Kourtney I love you so much and also NO!

And also Kim here a number of someone who can treat you for delusion +4KU and get ready for my law sue cause my fans are complaining of your nuclear weapon you call glow glow glow I heard it melts people face-off that wild

Now my question is for the two most fabulous sister how do you deal with kim delusional character

Much love from my and my sisters James Sims Charles out

Hello kardasims first i wanna clarify something kourtney is the most watermelon sister and khloe is the smartest and the only fighter and the survivor and kim is as toxic as her glow glow glow by the way i ordered a mystery box from glow glow glow and when it arrived i accidentally mixed all of them and my pet monkey accidentally ate it and now he's mutated and on a killing spree. Out of the three of you who can defeat my mutated pet monkey?

Ps:Love from Philippines

Pineapple on pizza; so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Good watermelon to the fighter and survivor kim, the one who always calm khloe, and the successful business woman kourtney.

I have a question for kim or anyone who could answer. Why lately we rarely hear kim worshipping ye?

Also love glowglowglow sunscreen! I follow exactly like what the direction says (which is don't put on ur skin and avoid sunlight) and i don't have to deal with sunburn ever again. Thanks kim xoxo

Hello watermelon sisters Kourtney, Khloe, and John! Just curious if you could go back to any historical period for one week, when and where would you go? P.S Rebecca I think you are one of the most funniest people on the podcast, Khloe is the best fighter and survivor, and Kourtney you are the most watermelon sister! :)

LGBT+: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Puzzles: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Linux: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Scented Candles: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hello the most watermelon sisters! Khloe the fighter and the survivor, the iconic Kourtney and Kim. So I saw the Glow Glow Glow vending machine at the airport yesterday, I got your new face scrub And I put it in my suitcase. While I was walking through the machine beeps when it sees a weapon, It started to alarm the whole entire Airport saying that there is a dangerous bio weapon. I almost got arrested for threatening the public health. then I called your Call center and then someone picked up and said “Thank you Ye” and hung up on my face. anywaysss, I Love you guys byeee❤️❤️❤️

Changing your voice for specific things; so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hey Kardasims! long time fan 🍉

first of all, I need to salute the queen of sims, the goddess, the icon, the one and only Kourtney, I LOVE YOU!

My question is for Kim the...you know... other sister. My friend recently gifted me the Glow Glow Glow detox kit. I have never trusted this brand but felt I needed to try it because my friend spent a lot of money so I drank the detox water thats supposed to make me “glow“ from the inside out. I woke up a week later in the hospital in a coma and found out my insides were burning from the acid inside the water! Kim will you please pay my medical bills. it was your product that put me in here and I deserve some money in damages. If you don’t I will sue you and get Momma Kris involved. never touching glow glow glow again and my petition is get it removed from shelves has 250000 followers.

love you Kourtney and Khloé, stay watermelon 🍉

Hey Kardi sisters! First of all I want to say that Kim, I am a huge fan of your many successes! Love you! My question is for the watermelon queen, so back up hosts, shut up and listen. I’ve noticed that in the customer reviews for Glow Glow Glow, people keep having worse and worse effects as time goes on.... OR SO THEY CLAIM. Have you considered that maybe these people are actors paid for and hired by Khloe and her Booty Booty Pop Juice goons? She already claims to be a fighter and a survivor.... so clearly she’s okay with lying....

Also, Kourtney, we All know you love Glow Glow Glow and are just too prideful to admit it. time to come out of the hate closet girl! much love to y’all from California!!! Stay watermelon 💕💕 🍉

Hi the most watermelon sisters! I have a bit of something for each of you.

Kim, your Glow Glow Glow cleanser was amazing! I followed the instructions and read all the fine print and my face is GLOWING I love your products and you probably won't see my compliment among your lawsuits but just know you are SO WATERMELON.

Khloe, your Booty Booty Pop Juice was horrible! I drank it hoping my flat ass would get big but instead it got flatter! I'm going to sue you for scamming me. You are not a fighter and survivor, I am, I had to suffer from a flatter ass and I survived it after treatment.

And last but not least, Kourtney, you are the smartest of your sisters and "no."

Hi kardasims I love y’all so much but anyways a question to the smartest sisters, kourtney and khloe, if you could change something about glow glow glow what would it be? And oh I guess you to Kim what would you change?

hI to the most watermelon sisters! question, if you guys ever were in simscream who do you think would be the final girl? And who do you think would be the sim behind the mask? My personal opinion I think the fighter and survivor Khloe would make it to the very end. The baddest kourtney would fight to the end and just when you think she’s dead she comes back to show the killer she can’t die and then there‘s Kim……. Maybe glow glow glow will actually help in this case.. Good luck!

Zodiac signs: so watermelon or so not watermelon

The Sims 4 - so watermelon or so not watermelon.

astrology: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hi to the best sister Kim, How do you feel about the recent reporting of allegations towards booty booty pop juice of toxicity and fraud? Will glow glow glow strike at this opportunity. Kourtney, thank you for keeping the other two in check, mostly Khloe, but I know Kim can get a little feisty. stay watermelon Kim Khloe, get watermelon

Question for Kim what do you feel about De Nicki Minaj and Kanye’s secret date together? I heard rumors that they were together behind your back👀

Hello to the most watermelon trio out there! The smartest No-it all and coolest under pressure Kourtney, the strongest fighter and survivor both body and mind Khloe, and the sweetest business woman and sister Kim. I’ve been an avid viewer and listener for quite sometime and I have to say the amount of crazy situations you three have been in are unbelievable. I’m not one to point fingers but I blame Kris. “Anything for our reality show sweeties,” as she would say. As for my question, this one goes out to the two long rivaled business woman and sponsor; Kim and Khloe. It can no longer be dismissed that there is some serious bootlegging going on for both Glow Glow Glow and Booty Booty Pop Juice. Many people have already fallen victim to their products including my best friend who had mistakenly purchased a case of Jooty Jooty Jop Juice and now her ass is as flat as a plank. Don’t you two think it’s time to take this to court to protect your loyal customers, or at least report it directly to the Sim Bureau of Investigation? Or are you afraid they will find out more than you want them to Kim. But taking it to court should be no problem for a lawyer in training like you Kim, right? Anyways looking forward to this matter getting resolved so sims and humans alike can pop and glow without fear. Stay Watermelon!! 😘🍉

Hey Kim, what are your plans for running for president? I can help make all 1000 of your lawsuits disappear (just like me), and we can make Glow Glow Glow the standard for all beauty products and make the use of any other products illegal and punishable by death. And for Khloe and Kourtney: neither of you are fit to be president of this country. You both lack the drive, intelligence, and beauty that Kim possesses.

Hello to the Kardasim sisters. Kloey the hot-headed FAKE fighter and survivor, Kortney the most boring soulless bitch ever, and Rebecca the scam con-artist who should be locked up for her disgusting bug-repellant makeup.

My question is would you rather be vegan for the rest of your life or give up salads forever?

Sending my love and appreciation to the most WATERMELON Kardasim, queen Kris 😍

P.S. I think Kris should host the podcast!

Hey Kardasims! On a scale of 1-5, rate how much your sisters and mom get the vibe. Love you guys (Especially Kourtney)! #glo(w)glo(w)glo(w)sucks #KimOrange

Out of all the fantasy lands you've visited (including Matrix, Hogwarts, etc.) which one is your favorite?