EPISODES 69 & 70 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Hey kardasims! I have a question for each one of you. So first, Kourtney. If you had to pick between Kim,Kris, And Khloe. Who do you think pulls off Blonde hair the best? And also, Is it just me or you never have seen you have blonde hair? is it because you don't want to have the same hairstyle like Kim? Next question is for Khloe, Will you ever make a tutorial on how you get actual good dark roots, because Kim needs to know on how to make roots not look like shit, Anyways i saved the worst for last, This question is for Whats her Name again? Was it 'Megan"? No! i think it was "Kimberly" So i saw on my TV About the new glow glow glow shampoo, I bought it. BIGGEST.MISTAKE.EVER. I used The shampoo and instead of removing my dandruffs, It fricking ADDS more dandruffs to my hair. And before you say "ReAD ThE iNsTrucTiONs CleARly" I read the intructions 10 times so i can see it because the insturctions was so fucking small, i had to get a microscope to see it. I hope Kim close down this stupid ass company.

P.S: Ya'll should totally make a special segment if you hit 100 episodes, Ya'll should make "Bullying kim" Honestly, Kim's ugly crying is so Ugly that its now funny. Have a good day Ya'll! But fuck you Kim.

Hey Watermelon sisters! I want yall to know that... The most watermelon sister is.... not Khloé because shes to cocky! But she is a true fighter and surviver, Its not Kim shes a discrace her product is trash and shes no were near to success.. Its.... THE AMAZING QUEEN Kourtney MY FAV water melon sister!!!

Hey kardasims, I just to say that khloe is the true fighter and survivor and is the most watermelon sister. if you are going to write a yearbook quote what would you write? p.s I recently bought a bottle of glow, glow, glow shampoo and I followed the instructions I currently have dandruff all over head and I even got a brain tumour i need a refund.

Hi sisters! Hope you are having an amazing day aka Khole and Kourtney

this message is for KiM

Kim, I received your Glow Glow Glow No Box the other day and I went to open it and there was an open flame and an explosions coming from the box. I went to pour water on it and it caused more of a explosion in my house. What the actual fuck kim. Are you serious with this shit. I hope you never Pass your bar exam you stupid bitch.

love you khole and kourtney

Heyyy Kardasims, if you were to switch bodies with anybody who will it be, ps: Kourtney is soooo watermelon #kourtneylove

Dear Kourtney, yesterday the assassin association labeled glow glow glow products as inhumane. I know that you were once in the association but have gone rogue, my question is how did you assassinate people before glow glow glow was invented?

Hi kardisims! Khloé, you are a true fighter and survivor and helped me get a revenge body and overall is the best. Kourtney, you are a chill icon and influence others by just standing there. And Kim, I recently bought you glow glow glow and when I put it on, my skin started bleeding and cracking. I even followed the directions on the back.So please make Your product actually wearable.

Hello watermelon gurls🍉🍉🍉 I would like to thank Kim for saving my life with her glow glow glow❤️ I was kidnapped by someone who said their name was not khloe, they threw me in a basement and said "you can't escape until I take your booty hole pictures you stupid bitch" but with the help of other prisoners in the basement, we got our hands on some glow glow glow face spray, we sprayed it all over the basement door. and it melted right before our eyes We got back our freedom because of glow glow glow queen kim 👑🍉👸

Thank you kim and love you Khloe and Kourtney

#KimOrange #GlowGlowGlowthebest

Hello Kardasims I hope you guys are doing well. I would like to say that I've done an experiment with each of your shampoos from your companies. I first tried the glow glow glow shampoo, and I read the instructions 100 times just to make sure that I don't mess up on anything. After using it, it made all of my hair fall out and it really stinks too. But that's just expected from Glow glow glow (especially since all of the glow glow glow products are covered with caution and "do not sell" tape in the sim markets). I then tried the No no no shampoo, and it made all of my hair grow back in seconds, then I used the Booty booty pop juice shampoo and it thickened my hair and made it 1,000 times more healthier than it was. So I've come the the conclusion that Kim's products are trash, and that Khloe's and Kourtney's products does complete miracle's. Love you guys, stay watermelon~!!

Hello to the most watermelon sisters, Kourtney and khloé. Also, before asking my question, I would like to thank the least watermelon sister Kim because her glow glow glow product helped me deal with a cockroach infestation. Okay, so I want to know what are your favourite countries and cities? I would also love to ask my idol and host of the podcast Kourtney, how can you be so smart and still be related to Kim? And finally, I would like to ask the backup host, khloé, for tips on organizing a pantry. Anyways stay watermelon, you three🍉

KYLIE PRODUCTS ARE BETTER!

Fighter and Survivor Glorious Bitch: So watermelon or so not watermelon

Hi Courtney, Chloé, and Kym! I am a small influencer and I recently was sent a PR package from Kym. The product in the package was an Anti-Drunk Wine. When I first opened the package, it had a horrendous smell. Then I accidentally spilled some on my child and he ended suffering a third-degree chemical burn. He is now a deformed child after the surgery. By the way, the medical bills were the in the millions! What do you have to say to me and my lawyer. And don’t say I didn’t read the instructions, because I did 11 times because I know how it is with you and your product, Kym.

Anyways, I’m suing Kym and I am sure I can win because she is a horrid lawyer. Bye Kardasims (Except Kym), and I love y’all from Los Simgeles!

#kymsucks #stancourtneyandchloé #1upvoteoneprayerforkymandherbusiness

Hey kardasim sisters :) i have a few questions of you guys, for Kourtney have you ever thought of leaving the recording sessions when your sisters agrue, for kim would you try to sell glow glow glow over the world and lastly Khole, how long does it take you to organize your pantry?

Dear Kardasims, recently I brought your sisters’s rocks. I thought they were really exciting and cool so I decided to invest 5 hundred thousand dollars into the “pebble” that they sold. But unfortunately when they arrived they came with a radioactive fume coming from the pebble, I recognized that immediately as the Glow Glow Glow body spray. So Kim, why did you hijack my precious pebble??

Hi Kardasims. This is for Kim. My friend had always acted like a monkey, so for his birthday I decided to buy the glow glow glow monkey maker as a joke, not thinking that he will actually use it. The next day, I went to his house and realized that there was a huge crack on his front window, so I went to investigate, and to my astonishment I saw a monkey waving at me on a tree in the woods. After much thought I realized it was my friend. Thank you Kim for making his wish come true, and now he is roaming in the wilds freely. My question is if the glow glow glow chicken wings I saw in a recent commercial will turn people to chicken wings. This is for Khloegaroo, I used your booty-booty pop juice for a year already, according to instructions, and I see no change in ass size. I contacted the customer service but people immediately hung up after i relayed my issue. Now thinking about it, recently your attitude to feedback from listeners of the podcast has been very bad too, and your 'fighter and survivor' alias does not show in videos. You are so not watermelon. As for Kourtney, since you are such a queen, maybe you can teach Khloegaroo to be as beautiful as you. Love you Kim and Kourt, and get better Khloegaroo.

Hey Glow, Glow, Glow queen kem. I was wondering if you’d ever think about changing your logo to an umbrella. Like we all glow, glow, glow around you and you just have to keep safe. Love you, stay watermon. 🍉

dear Kourtney

every time you talk to Kim There’s always a backhanded betrayal which is unacceptable. How far would you go to betray Kim.

Hey Kim how does it feel to have the worst and most hated product and company in the sim world and outside of it and how does it feel to be divorced?

And to Kourtney and Khloe, how does it feel knowing you two are the best sisters in the world and not a disappointment like Kim?

Also love you kourtney you are my favorite and anyone who favs Kim has no taste and kourtney is the queen love u

Prudence and Zack so watermelon or so not watermelon.

P.S. I would like to see Prudence and Zack being interviewed by Kourtney i think it'd be so watermelon. Cause SHE'S the unbothered queen and the only one who's not convinced by Prudence & Zack when you guys babysat them.

to Khloe

Kim is the golden child (although she shouldn’t be) and Kourtney the family’s pride

how did our fighter and survivor handle all this childhood trauma and negative energy from your family and these two bitches?

#justiceforlizards

Hey Kardasims sisters

Khloe

The most expensive,intelligent,confidential lady and a true fighter

Why people always wanna bring you down...always look for mistakes you have and use those mistakes to destroy you? People should respect you ...

Kim

Why most people call you Glow Glow Glow demon?

Do you even check your products before you sell them...?

Can you please explain to us ...why Kanye West said that he is Jesus whereas he is not Jesus

Kourtney

Are you still in a relationship with Scott

And how did you guys meet?

id like to say kim, you are my favorite because we are both failures! you failed to become a good lawyer & your business is running into the ground as we speak. & i just fail at everything. your such an inspiration for alot of people. like you inspired me to launch a business! but for some reason, i keep getting emails on customers either suing me or how their families are turning into demonic creatures. i sell makeup that contains “glow glow glow X serum” it was recommended to me- wait.. theres cops outside my door.. & fbi agents.. is that the president?? there breaking my door down. i gonna give them some glow glow glow products because who doesnt want them! omg.. my house is on fire & theres radioactive material floating around everywhere.. is that normal?

this is a message to the successful business woman kimberly. why do khloe and kourtney keep calling your products a bioweapon. they don't seem to understand that all the bad reviews are from people who didn't do their research about how TERRIBLE OF A PRODUCT IT IS. i recently used your glow glow glow dentist cream, to use after your dentist visits to enhance the results. and it made the work i got done to my lips deflate. the silicone melted in my face and i had to get it removed. 54$ down the drain. #kimthelawyer #khloefighterandsurviver #kourtneysowatermelon from collin #stillloveyoukim

Spaghetti: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Going to jail for DUI: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Taking selfies while your sister is in jail: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Greetings the kardasims sisters! I really admire all of you except Kim . So the other day I was at SimMart in the plant section and saw an artificial plant named "GLOW GLOW GLOW artificial plant" thinking nothing would go wrong so I bought it? And oh boy I was really wrong. I kept the plant in the little plant section in my house, it looked cute.. until I decided to water my plants, while watering my plants I accidentally dropped a few water droplets on the "GLOW GLOW GLOW artificial plant", the water drop lit up a little spark of fire. I thought to myself that it was just my imagination, so I watered the artificial plant. I swear to god Kim.. THE WATER THAT I POURED ON THE ARTIFICIAL PLANT STARTED A WHOLE DAMN FIRE IN MY HOUSE! Kim I'll meet you at the court tomorrow. I need funds to repaire my house. Anyways I need to go now sisters xx, bye queens except Kim. <3

Bonjour to the best sisters of all time! (except kim). Courtni, you are the queen and the owner of the world. Periods. Khloé, you sound like a man. Did they do your nose job accidentally on your vocal chrods? And to rebekka, how is YE?

Hello Kardasim Sisters! This is a question for Kim. I recently purchased your Glow Glow Glow acne cream and when I went to use it before bed, I woke up and my acne was much worse! I had ecne down my neck and it even went as far as my nipples. Kim, will you please go out of business for the sake of humans and your fellow sims. I cannot lay on my stomach anymore and thank you for making my skin worse! Ps Khloe is the most watermelon sister stay watermelon girl 🍉❤️

Hi fabulous Kardasim sisters! Khloe, you are a goddess with the sweet voice of an angel. Kourtney, you are one-of-a-kind, the 8th wonder of the world. Kim, you are the most gorgeous, most inspirational, most talented bioweapon maker this world unfortunately knows. My question is for all three of you: Which villain from the Resident Evil game franchise do you each most identify with? The voluptuous Lady Dimitrescu? The devious Wesker? Or the bioweapon creator Annette Birkin? (I think we all know who would be Annette. Right, Kim?). You three are so watermelon!

Kourtney's Opera Voice: So watermelon or so not watermelon

Kimbeowea Pun Maker:So watermelon or so not watermelon

To the watermelon icons Khloe, Kourtney, and Mariah

Ok I’m only going to ask this once to the intern that should’ve been fired Kem. Who do you think you are telling people what type of drink people should order? I mean not everyone likes orange soda Kem 🙄. Maybe you should let people decide their own choices in life. Like did you ever think that Nicki ordered the orange juice because she already had orange soda earlier that day? You are LITERALLY Kris! #kourtneydoesntneedthis #kimthecontrolfreak #kimissorude

HELLO to the most WATERMELON sisters on the planet!!! :D To the true Fighter and Survivor Kaliflower, the weird Glow Glow Glow businesswoman and lawyer Kibble, and to the gorgeous "No" queen Kornelius, I love you all! I don't have anything else to say, just keep up the good work and stay watermelon! :) :) ;)

HOEMGGGG. If you could create your own drag name what would it be?

PS: I have one for Kim, Cherry No Bill

Letters Y and E-so watermelon or so not watermelon

hello kardasims! i have a very important question for kim. last week my school bought the glow glow glow bio for my biology class to experiment in making our own glow glow glow products. however, when my teacher opened the box, toxic fumes started coming out of it. the entire school had to evacuate because the fumes which police later found out were glow glow glow orange soda perfume; were killing people. my best friend is currently in the hospital about to die from inhaling it. my state’s governor is attempting to sue you for multiple acts of manslaughter. efforts are being made to clean up the school by packaging the fumes in no no no jars. my question is: kim, how are you legally making this and where? fyi, you are wanted by the fbi in my state. I hope you end up in prison kim, but love you khloe and kourtney, the most watermelon sisters! <3 🍉 #glowglowglowsucks #bootybootypopjuiceandnononoarebetter

Hi sisters, Khloe the true fighter and survivor. Kim the “lawyer“ and last but not least Kourtney the best and most watermelon sister. I have a question for each of you. Khloe, I have a chronic illness but I want a revenge body like you, any advise? Kim, why won’t you admit that your “business” is a toxic bio weapon that is only useful for killing bugs and potentially people? And finally Kourtney if you had to choose between booty booty pop juice or glow glow glow what would pick and no you can’t choose nether!

Love you guys so much! stay watermelon 🍉!!!!!!

Hello to the three incredible Kardasim sisters!

I took it upon myself to help end some of the recent debates on Kim’s podcast. I ordered a product from each of your guys’ company/sponsor and graded them based on three categories.

For high quality, No No No was the clear winner. With a high quality minimalistic box, I felt truly pampered when it arrived at my door.

For versatility, Glow Glow Glow came out on top. I ordered the cleanser and used it in more ways than one! I sprayed it on some bugs as I heard from the podcast that others have done and it seemed to cleanse the bugs’ exoskeletons away! I also used the cleanser to dissolve the stubborn moss that has been growing on the side of the brick wall in my backyard. After all of this I ran out so I couldn’t use it on my skin but it looks like it works in the commercials so I assume it’s good for your face as well.

Booty Booty Pop Juice won the category of best bang for your buck. It went above and beyond what was expected of it for an affordable price. My best friend tested it for me and has seen great results!

My question for all three of you is which of your two sisters’ product would you buy if you had to?

Lots of love from California

a question to kourtney... did you do something to kim when you two were young that's why she grew up delusional, cry baby and dopey?

Hi Kardasim family! This is a message to Kim, I think your other sisters are AnNoYiNg! -(＾3＾♪

Kanye , so watermelon or so not watermelon

First of all i would like to thank my queen khloe the fighter and survivor for being an inspiration to me. Kim this one is for you. Last week i bought the glow glow glow pop juice (the copycat of the legend booty booty pop juice) and it is making my ass shrinking. My ass was the size of a mammoth and now it's shrinking until i don't have any fat in my ass. So i called the glow glow glow customer service and complained about it so i can get a refund and you guys kidnapped me and throw me to a river instead. From now on i'm just gonna buy the original booty booty pop juice because it makes my ass really big and cute. Kim i swear i'm gonna burn all your factory and your mansion. Get ready you failed business woman. Love to Kim and Kourtney. You guys are so watermelon. Also kourtney is the one who made the word "so watermelon".

Natasha the simrussian biochemist : so watermelon or so not watermelon

hi kardasim sisters, this is a message to khloe, why do you have the audacity to call this podcast yours when it seems like you do nothing except mutter ugly hateful words?. Kim pick the comments for the first segment, AND the topics for that's so watermelon, and kourtney picks the words for the third so khloe you don't even do anything except sound ugly and hateful. i love you kim and kourtney

Pronouns: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

SimP*rn revenge: So Kim I mean So watermelon or so not watermelon

Hour Knee: So watermelon or so not watermelon