EPISODES 81 & 82 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Hi kardasim,

So why do you like watermelon cause I was curious of why you like watermelon.

I also like your podcast and the simgm production channel and i Like the way Kim said the word, why. I love you guys Soo much.

Stay watermelon!

Asterix

Hello kardasim sisters and a special hello to the most hardworking, beautiful,watermelon boss Kim and hi to her mean jealousy sisters who need to be nicer to her and appreciate her selfishness and work- ethnic. I’m limberly and I work at glow glow glow™ ©(LLC) and I LOVEE working here it’s always clean and lethal weapons free. the other employees are always happy and smiling while working the very short 20 hour days. I’d like to mention that the employees that went “missing” are totally and completely safe and back at work happier than ever they were just on a work trip sponsored by our friends at vanish ™. Kim is an amazing boss she gives us a discounted price of 999.99 dollars on the products that we test out before release and we always have amazing results every time because like everyone should we read the instructions then reread them with a uv light for the invisible ink which every successful company uses. We are sad to see how our SHeO and real fighter and surviver is being treated by her sisters and the listeners who clearly don’t read the instructions correctly. GGG is very important and people should feel lucky that I… SHE is providing this to the world for a very reasonable price! Goodbye Kim I love you and you’re the best business woman in the world! Ps no no no and booty booty pop juice suck and Kim looks better blonde #noroots

Hello kardasims sister I just wanted to say how I LOVE kims booty booty lipstick I put in my ass and lips and my ass was smaller and my lips was sobbing I didn’t order it and the guy who gave me the order that I didn’t bought he slapped it in my face and then I knocked out for an hour then I woke up to kims room and kim was forcing me to try it and writing this review thank you so much kim ur my favourite kardasims (P.S kims holding a gun in my head)

Kim please please please stop getting plastic surgery you are causing so many global warmings and natural disasters your ass is bad for the climate your ass is the definition of climate change everytime you walk with that big booty juice you cause a whole earthquake 12 deaths and sometimes when you fart it smells like something crawled up your ass due to your recent product The Big Glow Glow Glow Booty

Juice which is a rough copy of booty booty pop juice. it's been causing so many problems people are dying the booty virus is spreading and Mariah Carey cancelled 12 concerts because your virus caused her whistle notes to sound like someone farted out of her mouth.. my sister is pregnant with her daughter and is naming her Khloe how dare you Kim you expect my future niece to be raised in the big booty apocalypse? Our country is in danger and it's all thanks to you I hope the glow glow glow factory burns down

Kardasims in scream

opening kill: kaytlen (however she puts up a fight)

survivors: Kim, kortney, and khloe,

first attack:khloe

second kill: Kendall

third kill: rob

fourth kill:kanye

ghostface #1:kyle. motive is fame and recognition for her brand

ghostface#2: kris. same motive as Kyle

kris death: Kyle and khloe. Kyle stabs kris In betrayal and kris comes for one last scare and khloe shoots her dead

kyle death: Kourtney and kym. khloe breaks a hand sanitizer bodle over her head and kourtney shoots her onto the accidentally lit stove

To the iconic fighter and survivor Khloe, the hardworking lawyer Khem, and the flawlessly gorgeous Kourtney, who is your role model? You can't pick yourself, that's so not watermelon.

Greetings to the icon and the queen Kourtney, the fighter and survivor Khloe, and to the other Kardasim sister whose name I already forgot. I have a question for all three sisters, what is your favorite song from Taylor Swift?

Hey Kardasim sisters and a big hi to the talented queen kim i love you so much you outsold khloe and kourtney lol jk. To the real queens Khloe and Kourtney I was wondering I started a company called Flow Flow Flow dedicated to helping people who had problems with glow glow glow. As of right now we cured over 10000 cases of Glow Glow Glow’s disastrous events I was hoping booty booty pop juice and no no no could team up with us. Would that be able to happe?? Stay watermelon sisters.

P.S. Khloe is not a fighter and survivor she’s a fighter survivor and a queen. Kourtney is the no no no master and Kim is just ugly

Hi kardasim sisters!my name is Naomi from south africa. I've been listening to the podcast for 3 years now and know not to buy shit from glow glow glow but my cousin on the other hand recently bought glow glow glow elbowfoot remover wipes which is ear cleaning wipes.i had warned her about the dangers but said i should trust the process after all she read the 3986.87 steps that took her a month to finish reading using a microscope it came with she did as the steps indicated but somehow has found herself blind and has forgotten how to shit the worse part is that she shared the wipes with half the family who is also now experiencing the same thing .she then asked me to order her glow glow glow eye-opener and oh God big mistake! The instructions only said luck good after she applied it her toes got swollen and her knees exploded why kim why ?

Hi to the most watermelon sisters, Khloe and Kourtney and hi Kim. I have some questions that i wanna ask you guys except Kim because I AM GOING TO SUE YOU KIM, MY FACE WAS ALL MESSED UP BECAUSE OF YOU. Anywayyyy to the most watermelon sister, Khloe. Have you heard the new song from Meghan SimsTrainor, and what are your thoughts about it? Lastly, to the most iconic and slay queen Kourtney, will you rather keep smiling for 24 hours or do Kim's ugly ass crying for 24 hours. Thats all for you guys, love from Malaysia! And Kim see you in the court <3

kim, where is new mexico?

Hello Kardasims! We here are ShineShineShine have a few questions!

1. Does anybody have an update on the missing people?

2. Is BBPJ ever gonna sue GGG for copyrighting their products?

3. When are you gonna invite Taylor Simswift to the podcast?

*ShineShineShine is not a subcompany of GlowGlowGlow

#BBPJ #BoycottGGG #kimiswantedinpanama

question for kimkimmy: Kim why do you cry "WHY??!" question for khloemoney: khloe why do you always bully kimmy(fav) ? question for kourtney: no? no, no no?

ex island celebrities coming back to island and voting for yall: so watermelon or not so watermelon 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉

Hello kardasim sisters. I love yall except for one sister in particular. This statement is for kim. KIM! I WANT A REFUND! I'm an architecture student so I went to buy the 24 color glow glow glow watercolor kit online because I need a coloring material for my plates. When my order got here, it came with the worst gross packaging, it is wet and it smells like dishwater. Idk why but it does. But I just ignored it because what's important is the watercolor I'll be using. I have never been more mad when I opened it, not only it reeks like a dead rat, but all of the colors are only skin colors. I'm pretty sure I ordered the right item because I saw the picture of the product that I ordered in the website, and what came is completely different. I got no choice but to use it, but when I started to use the "only skin colored" watercolors, it got this weird fleshy texture to it. I have never used any watercolor like this before so I got curious on why. So I checked the the back of it to see what it's made of. The words are so small that I needed a magnifying glass. When I finally got my magnifyer, I was horrified on what I have read, it is stated that "this product is made up of human flesh of different races". That scared the SH*T out of me. I bet this has something to do with your missing workers and product test subjects. I WANT A REFUND! AND PLS EXPLAIN THE HUMAN FLESH! U ARE A ONE CREEPY NOT WATERMELON SISTER!! Sending love to khloe and kourtney from the philippines🍉

Guess the meaning of: leptospira

Retcons: So Watermelon, or So Not Watermelon?

hello kardasims i hope your all having a great day!(exept for kim i hope the cops come for you) i recently had a science fair at school and for my project i showed the effects of glow glow glow. i used the glow glow glow face cream so i could document what happened.(befor you say i didnt follow instrurctions i did) after a week i got a huge bump on my face where i used it and when i went to the doctor they told me i had a tumor that had to be removed. kim i would like to know where i can send my ER bill. the only good thing to come from it is i got first place in the science fair and the cops are investgating glow glow glow.

-love theo from the great lakes

Two piece set . So watermelon or so not watermelon 🍉

Hello the most watermelon sisters, Khloe ( the six legged Roach) as well as Kourtney, the ACTUAL business woman, and lastly, Kim ( The woman behind the creations of various biohazardous products ) i had wanted to finally come out about my experience i had when i met Khloe. It began when i was out buying a new Booty Booty pop juice lip expander, while walking i managed to get a glimpse of my ex favorite Kardasim sister.... I walked up to her for a photo when she told me i was blocking her breathing holes by being in her presence, i laughed it off but she came back at me and went on how my laugh sounds like a cat being forced to bath, she looked me up and down and then had the audacity to tell me i need to eat a salad because look like the blueberry girl from willwonkas factory. I began to cry but she also went at me and said my cry reminds her of Kims ugly crying face. I ran off and posted about it on my blog, but she found it and attacked me by saying she would hire a hitman to murder me and frame it on her sister, Kim. I was freaking out,,, i decided the only thing i could possibly do is get a 1 way ticket to Antarctica.

ill keep you updated... but i have to pack my bags and decide what Booty Booty pop juice Products i should throw out, and what ones to burn.

Love yall, besides Khloe.... #CancelKhloeKardasim

Hey yall have this

Hello Kardasims,

Greetings from France. I was wondering which is each of your favorite segment, without including the segments you each host? My favorite is listener response

Stay watermelon

PS: Khloe you don't pronounce France correctly

#kimsthebest #khloeisacockroach #kourtneysucks

Monday blues : So watermelon or so not watermelon

My name is Ethan Bootybash and I love listening to you Khhhhhhhloe the fighter, warrior and survivor and Kourtney the all-powerful, all-mighty And the other one whatever she's called I guess.I bought khems glow glow glow big booty bubble buster bottle for my great great great grandma boqueeshs 70th Birthday but when I opened the box it EXPLODED and sent her into orbit and to the moon and NASA had to do a search and rescue mission to get her back but when the rocket ship got close to her it blew up due to the radiation from the glow glow glow big booty bubble buster bottle which had stuck to my grandma and turned her skin PURPLE so then they had to call in Space X and fly Elon musk to grapple her off the moon with a super mega size crane but the radiation made the crane malfunction and go CRAZY which launched her to mars I eventually gave up and decided to buy Kourtney and Khloes no no no spaceship edition box and to my surprise it withstood the nuclear radiation from the glow glow glow big booty bubble buster and brought my grandma safely back to earth. I AM SUING YOU KHEM FOR SENDING MY GRANDMA TO MARS AND TURNING HER PURPLE DO NOT BUY HER BIOWEAPONS PEOPLE THEY WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE You all need to buy no no no though it helped me through this TRAUMATIC event caused by Khem

purrr.. purrrr... - purrs my cat

this message was from zeke

topic... :! IS UBER EATS SO WATERMELON OR NOT WATERMELON?!? !:

so i had uber eats yesterday and they left my fucking food on my door step by my door and when i opened my door my food fell. but i was like "whatever" but whenever i saw the driver he looked so disgusting but what was more disgusting was the food.. my hamburger had a bite on my patty and half of my drink was gone. but what was weird was that the driver had the most ugliest smirk on his face when i walked out and he licked his lips, but when i gave him a dirty look he flipped me.. so my question is is uber eats so watermelon or not watermelon?!?

and another question is.. have you guys ever see someone hot at a place and then gets upset whenever they leave and you never see them again?

Chirrp chirrp chirrp

this is shantaloosa writing from the basement of VANISH HQ

i managed to find a list of names of people Kehm had vanished into the purple glitch realm and i found one name that struck out to me the most. J. J. Simsmith, Trial participant #235.. this is the test subject/glow glow glow worker that Kim used to test her glow glow glow jacuzzi cleanser which accidentally turned into another bio weapon: deadly quicksand. little did we know, the quicksand suffocated people and threw them into the purple glitch realm which is a type of Upside Down Kim had created to vanish people who threaten to expose her evil deeds.. using my superpowers that i acquired once i transformed into a fighting and surviving kockroach, i found all the people who were presumed dead, all of them are imprisoned in that realm brain dead and forced to milk chocolate milk cows for kehm, and grow fields of purple watermelon. J j is the only lucid sim in this realm and his only words to me were: help. I slipped them Booty Booty Pop Juice Brain Rejuicing and now they’re all lucid and working to escape the purple glitch realm. kim’s end is near.. over and out.

PS: i have a question for khloe, how do you feel knowing you’re saving lives with your life changing product? and have you thought about starting your own produc Khlow Khlow Khlow?

Frienenemies so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hello Kardasim! How are you all today? First I just want to say that Kim is the most watermelon sister, her glow glow glow perfume is simply the BEST perfume ever, all the boys are flocking over to me and everyone says I smell beautiful , the only minor problem is it makes my skin glow an unnatural pink colour and an old lady looked at me and passed out. Anyways Chloe you should really consider being less of a stupid bitch, it’s very annoying. And Kourtney my sister bought your No No No premium box and said she was extremely satisfied, so good job queen!

My question for all of you is if you had to pick a new letter for all of your names to start with what would it be?

And I have a special question for you Chloe why havent you started your own brand like your sisters have. I was thinking ho ho ho like Santa because you like cookies aswell.

P.s Kourtney is the 2nd most watermelon sister. Chloe is 3rd. Lol

bye bye ladies!

This is a cease and desist notice:

To whom it may concern:

My name is Elizabeth SimHolmes. You might recognize that name. I'm am the founder, president and CEO of SimTheranos. You have used our "one drop of blood" technology for your "Glow Glow Glow" products. (As described in episode 80)In just a drop of blood, we can tell you what Glow Glow Glow to buy"

Upon researching Glow Glow Glow and finding over 10,000 negative reviews, we must ask you to stop using our methodology and technology to save your failing business. We at SimTheranos do not wish to be associated with the Glow Glow Glow brand. Any further action from Glow Glow Glow regarding SimTheranos will result legal action

Sincerely,

Elizabeth SimHolmes

For the kardasims, I wanted to ask if you 3 weren't in Last Celebrity to leave the island wins who do you think would win (Also i believe either Khloe, Kourtney, or De Nicki Minaj will win) for Listener response

Pineapple soda, Watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hi Khloe and Kourtney, and stupid bitch Kim

I just wanted to say Khloe is the ultimate fighter and survivor and Kourtney is such a bad bitch, my question is for Kim’s stupid ass WHY TF ARE YOU NOT BEING INCLUSIVE WITH YOUR PRODUCTS!?!? I say this because I recently was going to buy booty booty pop juice and as I went to go get some, booty booty pop juice had recently come out with a new product called booty booty pop juice:Pride edition, I got some of that new collection and as I pass by I also see that Kourtney had also made a Pride edition with her no no no products and I bought that as well, let me just say I am VERY SATISFIED with both of these products! It made me wonder why TF Kim hasn’t come out with anything like that(probably cause she’s a stupid bitch) so KIM EXPLAIN! ARE YOU NOT A SUPPORTER OR WHAT???

#Khloefighterandsurvivor #Kourtneyubotheredqueen #Kimisabitch

Hello Kardasim sisters!!! Greetings from Sri Lanka ❤️

This question is for Kim, the Glow Glow Glow serial killer. You have 3 failed marriages so far, and your business is and has always been failing. Why do you think everything you do in life ends up in failure? Is it because you're stupid? Is it because you're dumb? Or is it because you're just unlucky?

Btw Kourtney, I got your extra large No No No box with extra nothing in it. When I opened it, I imagined that it was filled with strawberry soda and Taylor Sim albums and it made me so happy. Well worth the $2.5 million I paid for it. And Khloe, you're so smart for figuring out that the "V" in "V-neck" stood for ventilation.

Sooo, Kardasims, I Decided I’d do some fanart Of our queen, fighter and survivor,

Khloé Kardasim!

Heyo! I wanted to start by saying that Kim and Kourtney are so watermelon and that stupid bitch Khloe is an old rotten watermelon. I just wanted to thank Kim for her Glow Glow Glow all in one hygenie cream. After reading the 469 paged instruction manual, I learned it was shampoo, conditioner, face wash, deodorant, lotion, toothpaste, mouthwash, hand soap, dish soap, and foundation! I thought it was great for my bug problem! Did you think I was going to put this anywhere near my body?? God no! I don't want to die from all the chemicals. However, it worked wonders in fumagating my house and I didn't even need to put the ugly house covering on. All the bugs were gone in less than 10 minutes, but I did have to wait 15 hours for all the chemicals to evaporate, but it was still way quicker than before. 10/10 bug killer and it was so cheap! Only $1.25 for two gallons! Thanks so much Kim the toxic and deadly watermelon queen!

PS: Booty booty pop juice tastes taste like dirt and I had to get my stomach pumped when I tried it, so expect to hear from my team of 20 lawyers, Khloe. Thankfully, I had a no no no box with biohazard protection that was designed for glow glow glow to throw away the DEADLY rest of booty booty pop juice.

I was inspired by the talks of fanart as of late, so I had to make some fan art of the skinny legend and icon Kourtney!

#fanart #nonono #kourtneykardasim

The actual dentist, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Heya came from Africa but hiiiii

Khole the fighter and surviver what if you made a video with de Nicky manaj and what would the song name be?

Kim the best business women

Imagine your ass was so big but would you love it or you will hate it?

Kourtney the careless and sarcastic sister

What if you switched body's with de Nicky manaj when khole did the music video with de Nicky manaj what would you do?

SLAYYYYYYY Y'ALL BYEEEE😁

(If ur struggling to pronounce, just pronounce it as question mark)

Hi Kardasim Sisters, I have go back past episodes cuz the points are soo off so i have to go back to every episode on whose the smartest and if theres confusion, i am gonna concluded that which sister has the Closest Correct Definition and not The Word's Definition reminding to Your Definition.

2019: Khloe

Kourtney: 4

Kim: 2.5

Khloe: 4.5

2020: Kim

Kourtney: 7.5

Kim: 9

Khloe: 8

2021: Kim

Kourtney: 8

Kim: 11

Khloe: 9.5

2022: Kim

Kourtney: 2.5

Kim: 5.5

Khloe: 2.5

2023: Nonr

Kourtney: 1.5

Kim: 0.5

Khloe: 0.5

Overall Points:

Kourtney: 23

Kim: 28.5/3

Khloe: 24.5/1

In My Opinion of their answers, Khloe Won 2019 with 4.5 Points with Kourtney with 4 and Kim Last with 2.5 Points. Kim Won 2020 With 9 When Khloe Has 8 and Kourtney Has 7.5. Kim Won 2021 With 11 Points When Khloe Has 9.5 Points and Kourtney Has 8 Point. Kim Won 2022 With 5.5 Points When Kourtney and Khloe Tied With 2.5. As Of Episode 80 of 2023, The Creator of No No No has 1.5 while the rest have 0.5 points.

Kim Unfortunaly won 3 Years in a row while Khloe Won Once While Kourt didnt win a single year. I hope that you 2 can catch up and Khloe, if you went into the overall score, Kim is still the smartest, so, i hope that yall can make Kim Stop Reading Those Lawyer Bullshit Books cuz they increase Smartness even though shes the dumbest af.

Love you all Except For Kim Cuz i have a scar in my head and have permanent baldness that caused from Her Glow Glow Glow Hair Fertilizer which is actually for killing Plants, Glass, Buildings and Pigs and thank you Khloe For Your Booty Booty Pop Hair Rejuvination that growed my hair in a Single Day And Kourt's No No No Anti-Explosion Box cuz i quickly used it after my explosion of my hair.

Makeup Product FDA... so watermelon or so NOT watermelon

Hello to the kockroach Khloe, skinny legend and icon Kourtney and the watermelon queen Kem.

So I was walking in my local forest and to my surprise saw that there was an illegal dump of expired booty booty pop juice defiling the area! It has contaminated the plants, animals, and nearby river. There are hundreds of dead fish all around the river with big booties, and multiple dead deer nearby with BBPJ bottles stuck on their noses. Now, I recently saw on the news that Khloe bought half of BBPJ and has been the face of the company for a long time, so Khloe, now as the co-owner and face of BBPJ, did you know of this?! Poluting nature is so NOT watermelon.

I tried contacting BBPJ customer service, and when it was finally my turn and I told them the situation, I was called a stupid bitch and the phone hung up. So I desperately called No No No customer service to see if they could help, and they generously and graciously sent over boxes of No No No More Spray to use on the BBPJ illegal dump, and luckily the dump started to neutralize safely slowly but surely.

Now, sadly, most of the damage has already been done to the area. The province will be filing a lawsuit for the chemical pollution that was done by BBPJ. Thank you to the skinny legend and icon Kourtney, for helping us when BBPJ failed to do so; that's SOOO watermelon of you! <3

#bootybootynojuice #sonotwatermelon #cancelthejuice

Hello My favorite Sim-Sisters , Khloe, the star of the podcast, Kourtney, the spokesperson who keeps the podcast thriving, and the other one who is most likely going to be the cause for the end of the world because of her biohazardous products she creates ( aka kim). i had wanted to reach out to you to Report my Dangerous Encounter i experienced about a week ago while i had been going out with kim for a date. It began when i met Kim at a café in Sim York, while i was there i ran into Kim. I used to date her before she was famous, so we decided to go out and re live old memories. She invited me To her 12 Story Mansion and gave me a tour, then she brought me downstairs and offered me some of her new ”Orange soda Tea” it looked good and i had a sip, i began to feel tired and i passed out. Upon waking i was in chains, and i had rashes all over, i was in a chamber and i had a tag on me reading “Test subject 7000” i saw Kim coming towards my cell carrying a box of off brand booty booty pop juice products that had “glo glo glo” labels slapped on them. me being self aware of her dangerous products i knew i could NOT let her use them on me. when she came in i used my Fighting skills and dropkicked her in the face, Then i broke out by smashing the chains and i ran out of the mansion and to another country, i now take therapy classes to deal with this tragic occurrence and i have night terrors and frequently wet the bed because of it.

#cancelkim #killingkim. #imcomingtokimshouseandpushingherdownawell

Ps: Im pretty sure i hit her near her forehead so if u get the chance take a look, as always stay watermelon u guys (besides kim, let that bitch choke)

ICE CREAM!!! (any flavor) So watermelon or so not watermelon?

DOGS!!!! So watermelon or so not watermelon?

SNOW! So watermelon or so not watermelon?🍉

SAMURI!!! So watermelon or so not watermelon? 🍉

Black Cats! so not watermelon or so watermelon?🍉

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