EPISODES 81 & 82 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

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this is shantaloosa writing from the basement of VANISH HQ

i managed to find a list of names of people Kehm had vanished into the purple glitch realm and i found one name that struck out to me the most. J. J. Simsmith, Trial participant #235.. this is the test subject/glow glow glow worker that Kim used to test her glow glow glow jacuzzi cleanser which accidentally turned into another bio weapon: deadly quicksand. little did we know, the quicksand suffocated people and threw them into the purple glitch realm which is a type of Upside Down Kim had created to vanish people who threaten to expose her evil deeds.. using my superpowers that i acquired once i transformed into a fighting and surviving kockroach, i found all the people who were presumed dead, all of them are imprisoned in that realm brain dead and forced to milk chocolate milk cows for kehm, and grow fields of purple watermelon. J j is the only lucid sim in this realm and his only words to me were: help. I slipped them Booty Booty Pop Juice Brain Rejuicing and now they’re all lucid and working to escape the purple glitch realm. kim’s end is near.. over and out.

PS: i have a question for khloe, how do you feel knowing you’re saving lives with your life changing product? and have you thought about starting your own produc Khlow Khlow Khlow?