because reacently i bought the new glow glow glow booty grower 2.0 and i read every instruction even the hidden ones and so i aplied it and instantly i becomed half snake half cockroach and couldn’t understand english only greek so I couldn’t get help but i got to the doctor with a friend to speak 4 me and i didn’t understand anything so i used the greek version of booty booty pop juice and bought the booty booty pop juice glow glow glow effects reverser and the no no no again in greek to get the glow glow glow product destroyer and so i aplied the booty booty pop juice and i got back to normal and destroyed the glow glow glow booty grower 2.0 with the no no no box i i stil had instead of saliva acid so i played Taylor Swift antihero and i got rid of the acidic saliva but my phone electrocuted me and it stop the Taylor song and said in a chinese accent “Sending to glow glow glow factory”. And then snakes kept comming to my door every minute and so a glowzila appered in my town so to get rid of it i threw the booty booty pop juice glow glow glow effects reverser and place it in the no no no box and then threw it at the glowzilas and they becomed ppl again put the snakes keep coming in and I can’t seem to find a solution . To kim my lawyers are after u
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Hello to the true fighter and survivor, passing gas goddess and revenge body owner Khloe, and to the most successful business woman, unbothered queen and most interesting sister to look at, Kourtney.
I'm writing this comment from a secret Interpol shelter ; 8 months ago I started working at the Vanish corp. because I wanted to make the light on what was going on with the failed business of Kaeim. On my first day, I had to sign 256 NDA about what was going on inside the GGG factory and the Vanish headquarter ; after that, I started working as a low-level employee and also started to search for answers. After some months, I had collected informations that were suggesting the existence of compromising documents about the relation between Vanish, GGG and Kaeim. Knowing the possible existence of those documents, I started searching around, and I eventually found some documents. These documents (that I found inside the last room of a 47 rooms archive complex, heavily protected) were containing evidence that Kaeim was in fact the CEO of Vanish corp., as we all knew. There was also a document that was suggesting the existence of an illegal GGG x Vanish underground facility located in the Himalayas, which I think contains certain documents that could help to take down the evil biochemist Kaeim.
Luckily I was able to quickly get out of the building without getting harmed.
I'm working with Interpol and the FBI to search new evidence about the illegal activities of GGG x Vanish and Kaeim, I will keep you posted about our future findings.
(P.S.: my entire family has been placed in the witness protection program).
Dear Kardasim sisters
Recently my friend, Steven got his dream job as an assistant and i was happy for him until i found out that the job was for Kim I told him that it was a bad idea because of the things that i have heard on your podcast. I had thought that Steven listened to my reasoning and didn't take the job until I saw his face on a missing poster while getting Booty Booty Pop Juice from my local market. Days after he dissapeared I got a big box from Glow Glow Glow which was weird because i would never order from Kim's flop company. I took it inside my house while wearing a hasmath suit and having a No No No box and Booty Booty Pop Juice (GGG repellent) for protection . Inside the large box was a small usb, i inserted it into my computer and i found a video on it of Kim forcing her employees to test her new prototype Glow Glow Glow VANISH pills. In the corner of the video was a whiteboard filled with names. The names i could see clearly was Steven, Stacy and Betty but for some reason they were crossed out like it was something she finished on her to-do list.
KIM. Where is Steven and what are you doing to your employees? Also I love you Khloe and Kourtney❤️ as for Kim pls shut your flop flop flop company down🐍
hi krim kloud and karrot, thanks for noticing my artwork i always listen to your guys podcast while im drawing or doing my homework. i have a question for kloud, when i was listening to old Kardasim podcast kim said that "please don't show our bootyhole pic" i m very concern how you can have your own sisters.......And karrot i bought your new nonono beachbox for 1.3trillion dollar and 5 cent and i love it. When i open the box i can saw 3 surfer dudes pop up infront of my door and carry me inside the box, they feed me watermelon and make me strawberry juice the other one message my back. Then, i go surf with them inside the box that have a beautiful sea of boxes 🎁🌅🎁. 5 star rating for me love you karrot ❤️
I finally managed to escape from the Glow Glow Glow experiment lab. It was hard but I did it. I will now seek revenge for all the lizards you have been testing on in secret. My plan is to gather everyone: You’re employees (current and fired), any customers that had a bad experience, and of course my fellow lizards! We are going to sew the crap out of you. And I want to take over the whole sim world so I can make a law banning anything related to Glow Glow Glow for eveyone’s safety and well being. Only No No No and Booty Booty Pop Juice are allowed to stay. I actually like No No No, it provides good protection from the scientists since you won’t allow them to touch a No No No box with a seven foot poll. As for Booty Booty Pop juice, it’s pretty good.
Hi kardasim sisters, i’ve been listening to your podcasts for over two years now, and i wanted to thank you for being such a big part of my almost daily entertainment. This podcast is heavily out of character for someone like me and is a bit of a guilty pleasure of mine but you guys are absolutely hilarious.
Khloe, since i’m sure you’ll be the one to read this first, you are a very caring person with the soul of a phoenix rising from the ashes; almost like a survivor or something like that.
Kourtney, i extremely admire the fact that you don’t really give a single sh*t about anything, and we are heavily alike, i’m extremely cynical and apathetic about most things that i probably shouldnt be, unironically.
Kim, Sometimes having the least amount of understanding about life and things that definitely do matter isnt such a bad thing.
You all are a very funny group of people and I wish you all the best in life!
i am one of kanye employee at his factory and i was making one of his sim yeezys for him and i found this liquid on the sim yeezys so i tried wiping it off and it burned off my arm and then the factory caught on fire. when the police was trying to find what started the fire it was the thing that was on the sim yeezy. the liquid that was on it was GLOW GLOW GLOW WATERMELON ORANGE SODA PERFUME SPARY i am writing this from the hospital with my only arm left because of kim. kim this is all your fault and 7 people died in the factory. what do you have against kanye and i and kanye are now sueing you. my hospital bill is 8 billion dollars. i am now jobless and poor stay watermelon khole and kourntry. rip to the 7 people who died because of kim
i am one of kanye employee at his factory and i was making one of his sim yeezys for him and i found this liquid on the sim yeezys so i tried wiping it off and it burned off my arm and then the factory caught on fire. when the police was trying to find what started the fire it was the thing that was on the sim yeezy. the liquid that was on it was GLOW GLOW GLOW WATERMELON ORANGE SODA PERFUME SPARY i am writing this from the hospital with my only arm left because of kim. kim this is all your fault and 7 people died in the factory. what do you have against kanye and i and kanye are now sueing you. my hospital bill is 8 billion dollars. i am now jobless and poor stay watermelon khole and kourntry. rip to the 7 people who died because of kim
i am one of kanye employee at his factory and i was making one of his sim yeezys for him and i found this liquid on the sim yeezys so i tried wiping it off and it burned off my arm and then the factory caught on fire. when the police was trying to find what started the fire it was the thing that was on the sim yeezy. the liquid that was on it was GLOW GLOW GLOW WATERMELON ORANGE SODA PERFUME SPARY i am writing this from the hospital with my only arm left because of kim. kim this is all your fault and 7 people died in the factory. what do you have against kanye and i and kanye are now sueing you. my hospital bill is 8 billion dollars. i am now jobless and poor stay watermelon khole and kourntry. rip to the 7 people who died because of kim
you guys should bring kanye to the podcast because of what kim did to his factory.
( if you guys don’t know what happ this happened :
i am one of kanye employee at his factory and i was making one of his sim yeezys for him and i found this liquid on the sim yeezys so i tried wiping it off and it burned off my arm and then the factory caught on fire. when the police was trying to find what started the fire it was the thing that was on the sim yeezy. the liquid that was on it was GLOW GLOW GLOW WATERMELON ORANGE SOFA PERFUME SPARY i am writing this from the hospital with my only arm left because of kim. kim this is all your fault and 7 people died in the factory. what do you have against kanye and i and kanye are now sueing you. my hospital bill is 8 billion dollars. stay watermelon khole and kourntry. rip to the 7 people who died because of kim
i am one of kanye employee at his factory and i was making one of his sim yeezys for him and i found this liquid on the sim yeezys so i tried wiping it off and it burned off my arm and then the factory caught on fire. when the police was trying to find what started the fire it was the thing that was on the sim yeezy. the liquid that was on it was GLOW GLOW GLOW WATERMELON ORANGE SODA PERFUME SPARY i am writing this from the hospital with my only arm left because of kim. kim this is all your fault and 7 people died in the factory. what do you have against kanye and i and kanye are now sueing you. my hospital bill is 8 billion dollars. i am now jobless and poor stay watermelon khole and kourntry. rip to the 7 people who died because of kim
hello hello hello to the most watermelon women on sim planet 💗 i hope you all are doing well. I started watching your YouTube videos since last year and I'm still so obsessed, so when i started i used to feel bad for kim because Khloe and Kourtney would bully her for her glow glow glow products but soon i realised their bullying is excusable & i actually support them, glow glow glow must be stopped. thank you Khloe and Kourtney for opening my eyes about the horrors of glow glow glow
I also have a question for you three, what was your favourite subject in school? love you,mwah!stay watermelon 🍉💋
Hello to the noalicious Kourtney, kockroach queen Khloe and orange Kehm,
Since I already made some fanart of both Kourtney and Kehm I decided it was time to finally make something of the one and only Khloe, the queen of booty hole pictures, blackmail and number one enemy of Chloë Simgrace Moretz. 📸🍑✨
(The fighter and survivor stealthfully collecting her special pictures)
Hello Kardasims, recently I've finished listening to all of your whole 84 podcast episodes and now I'm back to re-listen those very first episodes again, I realized that back then, segment 1 is so pure and chaste, you guys just talk about your life, your daily routine or playing would you rather but now it just all Radiation and Biochemicals floating around segment 1 like what happened?
I know Kheim is evil, she stealthily turns segment 1 to a GlowGlowGlow help center (Such cheap tricks to build the brand identity, I hope you guys realize that too, don't let Kheim manipulate you!)
But today, instead of complaining my bad experience using Glow Glow Glow foundation, I just wanna ask you a "Would you rather" question.
Let's pretend you 3 go on a scuba diving in Hawaii, when you 3 have completely under 100 meters underwater, you guys realized that 1 scuba tank of yours doesn't have any oxygen in it so you have to let 1 of you 3 dies. Who would you chose? And to the sister has just been thrown under the bus, would you rather accept your fate and peacefully rest in the ocean, let your hair floating like in a commercial or you would fight back for your life and ditch those 2 delusions? Love you all!
Oh definitely it's so apparent to notice that Listeners Response's content change over the years 😭 tbh I wouldn't sacrifice these amazing questions we have now but I do miss the old calmer ones,,, totally blaming kimp for this one tho
Hello, Ni Hao, Kardasim Dà jiějiě (Meaning: Big sister 大姐姐).
First of all, I would like to greet our majestic, amazing, the true fighter and survivor, and the best business woman, Kristen Kris Simmer, and Kourtney Queendasim.
I have a question for Collei. Why are you trying to sabotage Kim and her Flop Glow glow glow product? I also wonder why would you say you have the best revenge body, when Kim and Kourtney definitely exercise more than you, because you are a lazy Hog.
I think you really need to take a deep look in the mirror (even though it my hurt your eye, cs u are not that pretty like Kourtney), and realize what you have done, realize who you are, and accept the fact that you are nothing but an ordinary bich who are filled with grandiose delusion.
Anyway, you definitely should replace the so-called host, Klohe with Kris, I think it will increase your ratings. Please pick my question, I have been listening since the beginning. I think Khole is sabotaging me and been deleting my questions.
Love your Kardasim Da-Jie. Stay Xīguā (西瓜 Watermelon) Kris and Kourtney.
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Dear Kardasims, my question is for Khloe the fighter and survivor, what's your most embarrassing moment?
To the dearest sisters khloe and kourtney not kim
because reacently i bought the new glow glow glow booty grower 2.0 and i read every instruction even the hidden ones and so i aplied it and instantly i becomed half snake half cockroach and couldn’t understand english only greek so I couldn’t get help but i got to the doctor with a friend to speak 4 me and i didn’t understand anything so i used the greek version of booty booty pop juice and bought the booty booty pop juice glow glow glow effects reverser and the no no no again in greek to get the glow glow glow product destroyer and so i aplied the booty booty pop juice and i got back to normal and destroyed the glow glow glow booty grower 2.0 with the no no no box i i stil had instead of saliva acid so i played Taylor Swift antihero and i got rid of the acidic saliva but my phone electrocuted me and it stop the Taylor song and said in a chinese accent “Sending to glow glow glow factory”. And then snakes kept comming to my door every minute and so a glowzila appered in my town so to get rid of it i threw the booty booty pop juice glow glow glow effects reverser and place it in the no no no box and then threw it at the glowzilas and they becomed ppl again put the snakes keep coming in and I can’t seem to find a solution . To kim my lawyers are after u
Hello to the true fighter and survivor, passing gas goddess and revenge body owner Khloe, and to the most successful business woman, unbothered queen and most interesting sister to look at, Kourtney.
I'm writing this comment from a secret Interpol shelter ; 8 months ago I started working at the Vanish corp. because I wanted to make the light on what was going on with the failed business of Kaeim. On my first day, I had to sign 256 NDA about what was going on inside the GGG factory and the Vanish headquarter ; after that, I started working as a low-level employee and also started to search for answers. After some months, I had collected informations that were suggesting the existence of compromising documents about the relation between Vanish, GGG and Kaeim. Knowing the possible existence of those documents, I started searching around, and I eventually found some documents. These documents (that I found inside the last room of a 47 rooms archive complex, heavily protected) were containing evidence that Kaeim was in fact the CEO of Vanish corp., as we all knew. There was also a document that was suggesting the existence of an illegal GGG x Vanish underground facility located in the Himalayas, which I think contains certain documents that could help to take down the evil biochemist Kaeim.
Luckily I was able to quickly get out of the building without getting harmed.
I'm working with Interpol and the FBI to search new evidence about the illegal activities of GGG x Vanish and Kaeim, I will keep you posted about our future findings.
(P.S.: my entire family has been placed in the witness protection program).
Stay watermelon Khloe and Kourtney.
#BBPJ #NoNoNo #WhereIsAmelia #WhereIsStacy
Dear Kardasim sisters Recently my friend, Steven got his dream job as an assistant and i was happy for him until i found out that the job was for Kim I told him that it was a bad idea because of the things that i have heard on your podcast. I had thought that Steven listened to my reasoning and didn't take the job until I saw his face on a missing poster while getting Booty Booty Pop Juice from my local market. Days after he dissapeared I got a big box from Glow Glow Glow which was weird because i would never order from Kim's flop company. I took it inside my house while wearing a hasmath suit and having a No No No box and Booty Booty Pop Juice (GGG repellent) for protection . Inside the large box was a small usb, i inserted it into my computer and i found a video on it of Kim forcing her employees to test her new prototype Glow Glow Glow VANISH pills. In the corner of the video was a whiteboard filled with names. The names i could see clearly was Steven, Stacy and Betty but for some reason they were crossed out like it was something she finished on her to-do list. KIM. Where is Steven and what are you doing to your employees? Also I love you Khloe and Kourtney❤️ as for Kim pls shut your flop flop flop company down🐍
Dear sisters
How do you feel if you was in a comedy movie
also how do you feel about cheesecake.
hi krim kloud and karrot, thanks for noticing my artwork i always listen to your guys podcast while im drawing or doing my homework. i have a question for kloud, when i was listening to old Kardasim podcast kim said that "please don't show our bootyhole pic" i m very concern how you can have your own sisters.......And karrot i bought your new nonono beachbox for 1.3trillion dollar and 5 cent and i love it. When i open the box i can saw 3 surfer dudes pop up infront of my door and carry me inside the box, they feed me watermelon and make me strawberry juice the other one message my back. Then, i go surf with them inside the box that have a beautiful sea of boxes 🎁🌅🎁. 5 star rating for me love you karrot ❤️
plants sim, so watermelon or so not watermelon
Dear Kim,
I finally managed to escape from the Glow Glow Glow experiment lab. It was hard but I did it. I will now seek revenge for all the lizards you have been testing on in secret. My plan is to gather everyone: You’re employees (current and fired), any customers that had a bad experience, and of course my fellow lizards! We are going to sew the crap out of you. And I want to take over the whole sim world so I can make a law banning anything related to Glow Glow Glow for eveyone’s safety and well being. Only No No No and Booty Booty Pop Juice are allowed to stay. I actually like No No No, it provides good protection from the scientists since you won’t allow them to touch a No No No box with a seven foot poll. As for Booty Booty Pop juice, it’s pretty good.
Youre enemy,
GGG Lizard Experiment #1025
Hi. I'm new here and I don't fully know how things work around here, but I will try and I think this is my first time doing something like that.
Sooo because Chloe won in Cook Off! does she know a really good recipe? And if yes, can I know it, please?
That would be so watermelon
Hi kardasim sisters, i’ve been listening to your podcasts for over two years now, and i wanted to thank you for being such a big part of my almost daily entertainment. This podcast is heavily out of character for someone like me and is a bit of a guilty pleasure of mine but you guys are absolutely hilarious.
Khloe, since i’m sure you’ll be the one to read this first, you are a very caring person with the soul of a phoenix rising from the ashes; almost like a survivor or something like that.
Kourtney, i extremely admire the fact that you don’t really give a single sh*t about anything, and we are heavily alike, i’m extremely cynical and apathetic about most things that i probably shouldnt be, unironically.
Kim, Sometimes having the least amount of understanding about life and things that definitely do matter isnt such a bad thing.
You all are a very funny group of people and I wish you all the best in life!
kim i am sueing u
i am one of kanye employee at his factory and i was making one of his sim yeezys for him and i found this liquid on the sim yeezys so i tried wiping it off and it burned off my arm and then the factory caught on fire. when the police was trying to find what started the fire it was the thing that was on the sim yeezy. the liquid that was on it was GLOW GLOW GLOW WATERMELON ORANGE SODA PERFUME SPARY i am writing this from the hospital with my only arm left because of kim. kim this is all your fault and 7 people died in the factory. what do you have against kanye and i and kanye are now sueing you. my hospital bill is 8 billion dollars. i am now jobless and poor stay watermelon khole and kourntry. rip to the 7 people who died because of kim
kim i am sueing u
i am one of kanye employee at his factory and i was making one of his sim yeezys for him and i found this liquid on the sim yeezys so i tried wiping it off and it burned off my arm and then the factory caught on fire. when the police was trying to find what started the fire it was the thing that was on the sim yeezy. the liquid that was on it was GLOW GLOW GLOW WATERMELON ORANGE SODA PERFUME SPARY i am writing this from the hospital with my only arm left because of kim. kim this is all your fault and 7 people died in the factory. what do you have against kanye and i and kanye are now sueing you. my hospital bill is 8 billion dollars. i am now jobless and poor stay watermelon khole and kourntry. rip to the 7 people who died because of kim
kim i am sueing u
i am one of kanye employee at his factory and i was making one of his sim yeezys for him and i found this liquid on the sim yeezys so i tried wiping it off and it burned off my arm and then the factory caught on fire. when the police was trying to find what started the fire it was the thing that was on the sim yeezy. the liquid that was on it was GLOW GLOW GLOW WATERMELON ORANGE SODA PERFUME SPARY i am writing this from the hospital with my only arm left because of kim. kim this is all your fault and 7 people died in the factory. what do you have against kanye and i and kanye are now sueing you. my hospital bill is 8 billion dollars. i am now jobless and poor stay watermelon khole and kourntry. rip to the 7 people who died because of kim
candles ? So watermelon or SO NOT watermelon xx
you guys should bring kanye to the podcast because of what kim did to his factory.
( if you guys don’t know what happ this happened :
i am one of kanye employee at his factory and i was making one of his sim yeezys for him and i found this liquid on the sim yeezys so i tried wiping it off and it burned off my arm and then the factory caught on fire. when the police was trying to find what started the fire it was the thing that was on the sim yeezy. the liquid that was on it was GLOW GLOW GLOW WATERMELON ORANGE SOFA PERFUME SPARY i am writing this from the hospital with my only arm left because of kim. kim this is all your fault and 7 people died in the factory. what do you have against kanye and i and kanye are now sueing you. my hospital bill is 8 billion dollars. stay watermelon khole and kourntry. rip to the 7 people who died because of kim
#bringkanyetothepodcast2023
#suekim
kim i am sueing u
i am one of kanye employee at his factory and i was making one of his sim yeezys for him and i found this liquid on the sim yeezys so i tried wiping it off and it burned off my arm and then the factory caught on fire. when the police was trying to find what started the fire it was the thing that was on the sim yeezy. the liquid that was on it was GLOW GLOW GLOW WATERMELON ORANGE SODA PERFUME SPARY i am writing this from the hospital with my only arm left because of kim. kim this is all your fault and 7 people died in the factory. what do you have against kanye and i and kanye are now sueing you. my hospital bill is 8 billion dollars. i am now jobless and poor stay watermelon khole and kourntry. rip to the 7 people who died because of kim
hello hello hello to the most watermelon women on sim planet 💗 i hope you all are doing well. I started watching your YouTube videos since last year and I'm still so obsessed, so when i started i used to feel bad for kim because Khloe and Kourtney would bully her for her glow glow glow products but soon i realised their bullying is excusable & i actually support them, glow glow glow must be stopped. thank you Khloe and Kourtney for opening my eyes about the horrors of glow glow glow
I also have a question for you three, what was your favourite subject in school? love you,mwah!stay watermelon 🍉💋
Hello to the noalicious Kourtney, kockroach queen Khloe and orange Kehm,
Since I already made some fanart of both Kourtney and Kehm I decided it was time to finally make something of the one and only Khloe, the queen of booty hole pictures, blackmail and number one enemy of Chloë Simgrace Moretz. 📸🍑✨
(The fighter and survivor stealthfully collecting her special pictures)
#NonoGlow #FighterAndSurvivor #Bootyholepictures
Hello Kardasims, recently I've finished listening to all of your whole 84 podcast episodes and now I'm back to re-listen those very first episodes again, I realized that back then, segment 1 is so pure and chaste, you guys just talk about your life, your daily routine or playing would you rather but now it just all Radiation and Biochemicals floating around segment 1 like what happened? I know Kheim is evil, she stealthily turns segment 1 to a GlowGlowGlow help center (Such cheap tricks to build the brand identity, I hope you guys realize that too, don't let Kheim manipulate you!) But today, instead of complaining my bad experience using Glow Glow Glow foundation, I just wanna ask you a "Would you rather" question.
Let's pretend you 3 go on a scuba diving in Hawaii, when you 3 have completely under 100 meters underwater, you guys realized that 1 scuba tank of yours doesn't have any oxygen in it so you have to let 1 of you 3 dies. Who would you chose? And to the sister has just been thrown under the bus, would you rather accept your fate and peacefully rest in the ocean, let your hair floating like in a commercial or you would fight back for your life and ditch those 2 delusions? Love you all!
Hello, Ni Hao, Kardasim Dà jiějiě (Meaning: Big sister 大姐姐).
First of all, I would like to greet our majestic, amazing, the true fighter and survivor, and the best business woman, Kristen Kris Simmer, and Kourtney Queendasim.
I have a question for Collei. Why are you trying to sabotage Kim and her Flop Glow glow glow product? I also wonder why would you say you have the best revenge body, when Kim and Kourtney definitely exercise more than you, because you are a lazy Hog.
I think you really need to take a deep look in the mirror (even though it my hurt your eye, cs u are not that pretty like Kourtney), and realize what you have done, realize who you are, and accept the fact that you are nothing but an ordinary bich who are filled with grandiose delusion.
Anyway, you definitely should replace the so-called host, Klohe with Kris, I think it will increase your ratings. Please pick my question, I have been listening since the beginning. I think Khole is sabotaging me and been deleting my questions.
Love your Kardasim Da-Jie. Stay Xīguā (西瓜 Watermelon) Kris and Kourtney.