hey kardasims. a few days ago i ran into kris and heard that glow glow glow incorporated is talking numbers trying to buy booty booty pop juicy. she was saying that it will be good to keep the business in the family, even tho one of it SUCK. im not going to say which one, you know its YOU. so, my question is for khloe: how does it feel to know that kim could become your boss? is it something that you can survive it? or this is a fight you know you cant win. love you all, stay watermelon <3
My question if for Khloe, THE REAL QUEEN, FIGHTER AND SURVIVOR, who do you want to stuck in a paradise and why? ps I LOVE YOU KHLOE AND KOURTNEY and Kim you will die alone. I STAN BOOTY BOOTY POP JUICE AND KYLIE ROCKS, GLOW GLOW GLOW SUCKS!
Imagine.... You were stranded in the middle of the ocean, no boats, no islands, NO WIFI OR PHONES. Plus you have to be there with Chris, the only makeup you had was glow glow glow, and you only had orange soda. Would you wear the glow glow glow? Would you drink the orange soda?
P.S. Bootybooty pop juice is so watermelon I would know, I tried it. Also, Khloe you are the most watermelon sister. (Kourtney's not far behind you though.)
Hey to my favorite two Kardasim Sisters!!! I recently bought the glow glow glow foot powder and it said that it can get rid of the odors coming from my feet, but just after 5 minutes of applying it, another foot GREW out next to my feet and now I have two foots on each leg. After posting about it in simstagram I got flooded by hate comments from a username called iHateTaylor_watermelon with an orange soda profile picture. Is this you're doing kim? I tried suing but the courts told me that there are too many lawsuits for glow glow glow so I opted of a waitlist to sue your company. Anyways, love your Khloe and Kourtney.
Hello kardasims Khloe fighter and survivor Kourtney the most watermelon and maker of the best catchphrase and to the radiation expert, Kim..................( Khloe you are allowed to say all the dots) this question is for Khloe and Kourtney because Kim you're not worthy of this question. To the two most watermelon sisters..how is your love life right now or are you being independent women that don't need to rely on men?
I am also a victim of glow glow glow you stupid bitch (sorry Khloe) my skin has been green since quarantine and they almost transferred me to area 51
Hello Kardasim Sisters! Although I love Khloe and Kourtney, my question is for the bussiness woman Kam.
So Kam, my name is Filipe and i am from My'Walleté, you know the little village outside of Jericho the you were supposedly doing a charity fund raising in your Glow Glow Glow store/factory or wtv... yeah we did receive a container in our village from you, but instead of money, food and clothes, we got a sh*t load of Glow Glow Glow products (which i know no one is buying) and a tone of "dentist" vouchers (wich i know is a sponsor of yours)!
Now damn near everyone here is walking around with huge asses and lips, and some people got burned and got rashes from you products.We soon learned to take advanted of the situation and now use the products as weapons for self defence!
Overall we're not unhappy with the situation but this is not what we agreed on! We're still very hungry and the winter nights are getting colder! What happened with the money that you raised and was supposed to be ours?
Hello to Fighter and Surviver Khloé and queen Kourtney, and also the not so special Kim.
I have a question for Kim: What did you put into your GlowGlowGlow face wash?! I put it on my face before I got to bed. And when I woke up my whole face was red! I am going to sue your company! bye bye
Hey Kardasim sisters! Not Kim though. I am a scientist and we test products like Kim's all the time. And I have come to the conclusion that Glow Glow Glow was the worst product we tested on. We used Kim's Glow Glow Glow perfume on the rabbit only for it to flop and turn the rabbit into a hideous, monstrosity. It killed everyone in the lab and I was left wounded badly. See you in court, Mrs Dull Dull Dull. By the way, love you guys Kourtney and Khloe!
Hey Kardasim sisters! Not Kim though. I am a scientist and we test products like Kim's all the time. And I have come to the conclusion that Glow Glow Glow was the worst product we tested on. We used Kim's Glow Glow Glow perfume on the rabbit only for it to flop and turn the rabbit into a hideous, monstrosity. It killed everyone in the lab and I was left wounded badly. See you in court, Mrs Dull Dull Dull. By the way, love you guys Kourtney and Khloe!
Hey Kardasim sisters! Not Kim though. I am a scientist and we test products like Kim's all the time and I can tell you that Glow Glow Glow is the worst experiment that we have experimented on. We tried to test the exotic ass cream on a baby rabbit only for it to flop and turn the rabbit into a hideous, monstrosity. It killed everyone in my science lab and I was wounded pretty badly. See you in court, Mrs Failing Company.
hey kardasims i love you khole and kourtney....... Anyways how glow glow glows new nuclear product I heard joe simbiden is going to buy it just in case another country tries it? and khole you are a fighter and survivor and don't let that bitch i mean kim tell you any different!
Hey Khloe Kardasim, I just wanted to say that you are NOT the true fighter and survivor!! I am the true fighter and survivor. A year ago I bought the Glow Glow Glow Whole Body Rejuvenating Serum. I followed the instructions perfectly. At night, I rinsed the serum off of my face and body 1 minute after applying it. I even applied the UV protection lotion at night and washed it off immediately as said in the instructions. When I woke up the next morning I was so happy bcos my skin was so smooth and perfect. It had instant results. But later that day I started to feel dizzy and I threw up like 10 times. At night my body was so hot, I was very uncomfortable. I looked pale and my skin started to itch. Come midnight, I could no longer move, and I passed out. I just woke up today, which is 11 months after I used Glow Glow Glow. Earlier when the doctor gave me a mirror and asked me what I used that caused this, I immediately remembered Kim‘s product and asked for my phone to send you this message. Kim, half of my face is paralysed and looks like a melted candle and the other half grew thick facial hair, my ass grew dark fish scales, my back grew dragon scales, i think a little tail is starting to grow on my ass, my nails are dead, and my legs atrophied bcos of the 11-month coma. I cannot move and I am in constant pain, BUT I SURVIVED. Yes, I look like a monster now, but I survived the most dangerous bioweapon on Earth. I deserve the title True Fighter and Survivor. If you can survive Glow Glow Glow, Khloe, then maybe you can share the title with me. So, my question is: Kim, WHEN WILL YOU STOP YOU REIGN OF RADIATION??!!! You can Glow Glow Glow ur way 2 Hell. Kourtney, please give me the kiss of death and end my misery, please.
Hi Kardasim sisters, happy new year! First of all I’d like to say congratulations to Kim for accumulating the highest amount of wins on last year’s Who’s the Smartest segment! It was a close call though so all three of you are smart.
Since you guys are smart, I have a question/challenge: can you guys name all 50 states of Simerica? Fingers crossed Khloe will see this 🤞 (and I think Kourtney needs no introduction since we all already know she’s our number one role model)
(Ky-RUH Ram Cher an)Dear kardasims i want Kim in prison i had bought her glow glow glow dog shampoo for my dog because of the pandemic i couldn‘t find dog shampoo so I bought the shampoo from kim and after I finished drying him he was itching around the room and whining and when i woke up the next day he wasnt moving or breathing I’ve had that dog for sixteen years he Was my best friend after my best friend died, when I went to the vet to see what was wrong they said the glow glow glow shampoo sank into his skin and killed his insides and his kidneys had failed I called the costumer service and they didn’t answer and then that night I heard a car noise out my house and their were forty glow glow glow workers with weapons and they broke into my house I hid inside my organized pantry and they left my house and set a fire and burnt my house down I left my house before the fire touched my please help me Guys their after me they won’t leave me alone killing everyone I meet I’m doing all I can to stay alive love from Arizona
hi khloe and kourtney! (DEFINITELY didn't missed someone), by the way how are you today? hope you are doing well. so anyways.. khloe, the prettiest sister, what is your favorite music currently? and to kourtney, the so watermelon sister, any tips on how to be like you?. also i was on episode 33 and you guys were struggling in pronouncing my name and its fine cause i love you, but its "eye-ra-lay-yah-jane".
Hi, my watermelon fighter and survivor Khloe and unbothered queen Kourtney! Oh yes, and the ‘successful, smart, and kind" businesswomen who fired my sister after saying red is my favorite color. If you guys can choose any glow glow glow product to beat Kim up, what would you choose?
i recently bought the glow glow glow face wash and acne remover, and i followed the instructions listed on the bottle. i did everything correctly and went to bed, hoping it would clear my skin. instead, the next day my face was red, filled with pimples and rashes!
i have contacted my lawyers about this, see you in court bitch!
Hello The Worlds Best Lawyer, And the MOST watermelon Sister, KIM KARDASIM!
hello to the others.
Kim, get ready for this, because I’m about to blow KHLOE’s cover way sky high.
kim, I use your amazing products all the time, and I have literally never had an issue.
This question is for Khloe: I was standing at SimUlta Beauty store and heard some people say they are going to buy Glow Glow Glow, and MISUSE the product so they can sue Glow Glow Glow and get money to fund Booty Booty Pop juice. Khloe, WHY ARE YOU SABOTAGING YOUR SISTER? Are you THAT jealous that you have to destroy your sister’s company to make yours SOMEWHAT ”profitable”? Better watch out, cause Kim is going to be a Lawyer soon and she can turn the Law suits against you!
i just wanted to acknowledge my queen and fav sister Kim. you are my idol and I admire your perseverance through all the hate you get. even tho I dont use glow glow glow anymore because I broke out in hives and blisters, I don’t blame you one bit. I must be allergic to the formula or something because I know you wouldn’t put anything harmful in your products . I hope that you come out with a product that is good for my sensitive skin so I can continue to support you!
Hi to the most watermelon sister Kim, ok watermelon sister Kourtney, and the LEAST AND WORST watermelon sister chole( yes I spelled your name wrong on purpose). I was out in los simgeles and then I walked across an ally way and i heard someone screaming "I HATE GLOW GLOW GLOW BOOTY BOOTY POP JUCIE FOREVER" and was WASTING aka throwing into a fire Glow, Glow, Glow they turned around and then I saw KHOLE she screamed at me and said I was a stupid bitch then I saw Chole working at pizza, pizza, pizza and she put her product in my pizza so my booty was flat but then I went to salads, salads, salads and ordered Kim's favorite salad chole was there again but this time but Glow, Glow, Glow in my salad so my booty became bigger. Khloe you should go to hell and rot
This is for Kourtney I saw her today when I was looking outside of my window on MY lawn burning Glow, Glow, Glow I did not stand with this because I love Glow, Glow, Glow and tried to stop what she was doing but she said no and kept doing it i tried to stop her but she hit me in the face with her product which was just a box but it had kylies rocks in it so I got an concussion and rushed to the hospital. You are still chill Kourtney so your not the worst like your horrible sister Khloe also what do you think about Penelope's TikTok do you like it same think with your sons.
This one is for the queen Kim almighty I have bought Glow, Glow, Glow and it worked perfectly fine nothing wrong and some people are just jealous of your success like your sisters and how amazing your product is. It is beyond words I can type to tell you how amazing you are and how you are a star also how to you feel and norths TikTok she post about absolutely everything in her life how do you feel about that is she spreading to much info.
Hey girlies this question is for Kim, Kim I recently bought the Glow Glow Glow Acne Gone Gone Gone and when applying the product to my face my skin instantly fell off, now my own children and wife won’t even talk to me without throwing up, I called customer service and they said that was the intended purpose And that I was stupid for buying the product and come to think of it they kind of sounded like kourtney. Kim get ready to hear from my lawyers I will sue you for everything you got!!!! 🤬
I am sorry for the long message but I have recently bought Glow, Glow, Glow and got a job at the factory I tested out of on the new products Glow, Glow, Glow eye drops and THEY BURNED MY EYES. I CAN BARELY SEE AND HAVE TO GO TO THE DOCTORS. I AM SUEING YOU KIM AND FOR EEVERYTHING YOU HAVE DONE. To go back to the product I bought the Glow, Glow, Glow butt cream to make your booty bigger (i read everything so it wasn't mistaken) it worked perfectly for me then I got another one and gave it to my sister to also get a bbl BUT HER BUT EXPLODED AND LOOKS AS BAD AS MY EYE. SHE IS IN THE HOSPITAL AND ABOUT TO DYE I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY FOR A FUNERAL. KIM YOU ARE GUILTY AND DON'T HID IT.
This is for Khloe I have recently also bought Booty, Booty pop juice and it fixed my sister butt a little but not all the way she is barely getting better but I still want to thank you for the help with your product I will continue buying from you.
This last one if for Kourtney I have bought your No, No, No box and it helped greatly with my small business for packing and has helped me pay for the bills and hope my sister lives.
Last paragraph but Kim even though I am getting money I scheduled our court date to be very soon so this time it might be your going to jail and not your sister Khloe plus you won't be able to take any pictures I will be writing another report
Hello to the most watermelon sister! Kim! Also Kourtney. Kim I think you finally need to step up against Khloe. She is always rude to you and hates on you when you do nothing wrong. There is so much hate on you and it has to stop. You are the real fighter and survivor for having to deal with Khloe every day. Also, you should get credit for making the ”So Watermelon” phrase. Have a great day Kim and Kourtney!
I was online shopping for my hamster when I saw that you made " pet products." I don't know if your "hamster products'' were new and didn't have ANY reviews or if you just REMOVED them, but that's beside the point. A friend told me about a similar company that she recommended, but I think I mixed up your company with the other company. Because I was recommended by my friend I decided to go to the website that I THOUGHT my friend recommended. When I saw your "hamster products" I was intrigued. I specifically bought the hamster food and the chew toys. When I ordered them they took quite a long time, but I was still okay with that. When I fed my hamster and gave her the chew toys, she started to SNEEZE. I have never heard of a hamster SNEEZE before. I took it to the vet, but they couldn't do anything because it was a dog and cat hospital. I don't have any local rodent vets near me. Unfortunately, she died because of YOUR PRODUCTS. I don't know what I'm supposed to do, but I'm very upset. I am warning all of you to NEVER buy a product from "Glow Glow Glow" EVER.
I bought the Glowglowglow birthday pack for my mom and she absolutely loved it. You are a true queen and in the other news I saw Ye drinking some strawberry soda but he wasn't alone...he was with Taylor! I wanted to go over there and smash her head into little particles but I kept my cool because I didn't want to be put in jail for assault so i just left but yelled "Kim is the queen!"
Regarding Khlorine and Kidney:
Khlorine I suggest you leave.
Kidney I suggest that you also leave, Kylie and Kendall can replace you two
I bought the Glowglowglow birthday pack for my mom and she absolutely loved it. You are a true queen and in the other news I saw Ye drinking some strawberry soda but he wasn't alone...he was with Taylor! I wanted to go over there and smash her head into little particles but I kept my cool because I didn't want to be put in jail for assault so i just left but yelled "Kim is the queen!"
Regarding Khlorine and Kidney:
Khlorine I suggest you leave.
Kidney I suggest that you also leave, Kylie and Kendall can replace you two
Hey Khloe the fighter and survivor, Kim the watermelon queen, and Kourtney the host of the podcast. I have one question for each of you. Kim, what is h20? Khloe, if were the only sim on earth, what would you do? And for Kourtney, why are you so smart? P.S. Glow Glow Glow is so watermelon
Hi sisters! Especially to that fake businesswoman, Kim. I just want to complain about the Glow glow glow extra glow slimming pill product that I bought as Christmas gift for my fat friend. When she took the pill she literally glow too bright and then… booom! she literally burst like balloon! Kim! What have you done! You are killing people! I’m gonna sue you. But for the meantime will process her insurance so that I she will have her glamorous funeral.
Hi sisters! Especially to that fake businesswoman, Kim. I just want to complain about the Glow glow glow extra glow slimming pill product that I bought as Christmas gift for my fat friend. When she took the pill she literally glow too bright and then… booom! she literally burst like balloon! Kim! What have you done! You are killing people! I’m gonna sue you. But for the meantime will process her insurance so that I she will have her glamorous funeral.
Hi sisters! Especially to that fake businesswoman, Kim. I just want to complain about the Glow glow glow extra glow slimming pill product that I bought as Christmas gift for my fat friend. When she took the pill she literally glow too bright and then… booom! she literally burst like balloon! Kim! What have you done! You are killing people! I’m gonna sue you. But for the meantime will process her insurance so that I she will have her glamorous funeral.
Hi sisters! Especially to that fake businesswoman, Kim. I just want to complain about the Glow glow glow extra glow slimming pill product that I bought as Christmas gift for my fat friend. When she took the pill she literally glow too bright and then… booom! she literally burst like balloon! Kim! What have you done! You are killing people! I’m gonna sue you. But for the meantime will process her insurance so that I she will have her glamorous funeral.
Hi sisters! Especially to that fake businesswoman, Kim. I just want to complain about the Glow glow glow extra glow slimming pill product that I bought as Christmas gift for my fat friend. When she took the pill she literally glow too bright and then… booom! she literally burst like balloon! Kim! What have you done! You are killing people! I’m gonna sue you. But for the meantime will process her insurance so that I she will have her glamorous funeral.
My warmest regards to THE true fighter and survivor Khloe Kardasim as well as Kourtney Kardasim, the successful business woman. I almost forgot about Beverly or whatever her name was. If you haven't kicked her out of your podcast yet, pass her my regards as well. I just wanted to say thank you Khloe and Kourtney. Because of your smooth ASMR voices, I finally managed to lessen my insomnia symptoms. I just go to bed with the amazing limited edition sweater with the catchphrase YOU TWO created, "That's so watermelon" and I let your voices do the rest. I'm attaching a picture of the sweater, cause I'm trying to promote it here in Greece 🇬🇷🇬🇷.xoxo your biggest Greek fan!!
I have a question for all Kardasim sisters. Why is it that you guys never donate to the poor despite the fact that your whole family getting richer and richer day by day.
Dear Khloe, have you ever dyed your hair to black? Btw orange soda is good, because there aren't strawberry soda here so we can like only and only orange soda.
Hello ladies. my question is for Kim, the best and most successful BIOTERRORIST in the world.
I am a humble farmer in a small village in Yorkshire, England. so a few days ago at the farmers market I met a mysterious man in a dark cloak who was selling bags of Kim’s Cluck Cluck Cluck chicken feed. I got talking to the man and decided to buy the feed as an early Christmas present for my favourite hen, Peggy.
As soon as my hen had swallowed a single grain she suffered an immediate vaginal prolapse and fell into convulsions. My elderly grandmother who witnessed the incident went into cardiac arrest and is currently hospitalised.
Peggy is recovering but I know she will never lay an egg again. Kim, how could you sell this dangerous product to innocent people? Are you trying to sterilise the chicken population??? I have informed the parish council of your wrongdoing and you will be receiving a strongly worded letter from the bishop.
I recently got your glow glow glow atomic bomb and s couple of glow glow glow poison and completely obliterated china and all of it's citizens out of the map in other news I got your stalker/taylor assassinated so you wouldn't have any competition anymore and my good friend north Korean president Kim sim un got your glow glow glow artificial virus and infected all of south Koreans and they're all dead also MAKE MORE PRODUCTS OR ILL HAVE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ASSASSINATED
Hey Kardasims, hope yall are doing great! my birthday is coming up real soon so I’m crossing my fingers that this is selected.
This one is for Kim. After buying the Glow Glow Glow Extreme edition make up kit for myself and a few others, we were all left in severe critical condition. Luckily we recovered and thanks to my lawyers were able to win the lawsuit against glow glow glow. (Earning around 80 million in damages and a 10 percent stake in any profits or lack there of). my question is, how can you continue to put out such hazardous material without care for the costumer? Are you content with being the butt of the make up world? I suppose there is a reason why Kylie is the true business woman in the family.
love you all, and congrats on passing (read: buying your way through) the baby bar Kim.
I’m in a bit of a pickle and I need your humble advice. I recently met this guy through school, and he is literally OBSESSED with me. I think he has a crush on me cuz he texts incessantly. Have yall ever experienced STALKING like this? As Fighters & Survivors, do you have any advice on letting ppl down easy? I dont want to hurt his feelings but I want him off my damn back!
First of all I just want to say Kim is a failure and a murderer. I used her glo glo glo rejuvenating ass serum and my ass immediately grew to the size of Pluto. my ass morphed into me and I suffocated and died. I became a ghost but drank booty booty pop juice and my ass shrank and became shriveled but then it rejuvenated and had that booty booty pop. I was alive again. Thank you Khloe you are a fighter and survivor, and Kourtney you are an unbothered queen. Kim f*ck you. My question is for Khloe. How do you feel when kris bullies you and your beautiful siblings? (but not Kim)
First of all I just want to say Kim is a failure and a murderer. I used her glo glo glo rejuvenating ass serum and my ass immediately grew to the size of Pluto. my ass morphed into me and I suffocated and died. I became a ghost but drank booty booty pop juice and my ass shrank and became shriveled but then it rejuvenated and had that booty booty pop. I was alive again. Thank you Khloe you are a fighter and survivor, and Kourtney you are an unbothered queen. Kim f*ck you. My question is for Khloe. How do you feel when kris bullies you and your beautiful siblings? (but not Kim)
First of all I just want to say Kim is a failure and a murderer. I used her glo glo glo rejuvenating ass serum and my ass immediately grew to the size of Pluto. my ass morphed into me and I suffocated and died. I became a ghost but drank booty booty pop juice and my ass shrank and became shriveled but then it rejuvenated and had that booty booty pop. I was alive again. Thank you Khloe you are a fighter and survivor, and Kourtney you are an unbothered queen. Kim f*ck you. My question is for Khloe. How do you feel when kris bullies you and your beautiful siblings? (but not Kim)
greetings Kardasim sisters I’m writing you all in raged to my latest purchase from the disastrous glow glow glow. recently I’ve ran out of products to do my witch spells for the holiday seasons and decided to try out the glow glow glow witchy supply kit which was surprisingly cheap for only 29,000 dollars my ghost guides were telling me not to buy it but I wanted to support her broken down business.. aka helping the less fortunate. Little did i know this witch would be getting scammed I waited 4 months which i shouldnt have when I paid 1,000 extra for two day shipping but anyway when I received the box there was only a small pouch with sand, and moldy orange soda, with a orange fruit salad and a few of Kylie rocks inside that were marked with the glow glow glow brand basically bootleg products really kim i knew the order was wrong i ordered herbs kim freaking herbs not a nasty ass orange soda the anger in my blood was boilling with rage so I took it upon myself to buy some of Kim’s hair off sim eBay that north was selling to use to cast a curse on her what the curse is I won’t tell but beware Kim you’ve made the wrong witch angry run me my money and i will drop the curse#iwillbewatchingyou #khloefighterandsurvivor#kourtneymarryme
why are you so rude to your sisters? all you do is bully them when they try to help you give up glow glow glow. Is it because you‘re just jealous that Khloe, Kourtney, Kendall and Kylie make more money than you with products that aren’t biohazard bull crap???
KIM!! This is Natasha, the Russian biochemist that worked with you for glow glow glow, you need to read this immediately. RUN! the goverment knows about our 3G project and the weapons we have created and gave to other countries. someone under the name KhloKyliKourt has leaked our secret documents to the sim CIA and sim FBI and they are looking for us. I am already on the run and on my way to our secret bunker in SimRussia and I have saved a spot for you so hurry up and get here already and leave behind those Simerican girls Khloe and Kourtney that you pretend to be related to. good luck to my simrussian sister Kim, love you xoxo.
@Sksks no Yuh huh. That’s weird. I work for her HR Department, and we have you as “Terminated” for instructing your team to put toxic materials in Glow Glow Glow, and to print vague instructions on packaging. it also says you informed Ms. Kim Kardasim that “All is watermelon, and that she does not need to worry about what you, the “bio chemist”, create because it was ”recycling old and used materials that will help the planet”, which, you knew Ms. Kim Kardasim is all about. Our records show you chose to hide information on what ”materials“ you used In the making of GGG Beauty Products.
we are doing literal damage control because of you. We also found that you work for Booty Booty Pop Juice, and we also have an informant from your team that says BBPJ is actually failing as a company, and the only money the company is getting is from the bogus law suits against GGG, and money that my CEO has had to give you to shut up.
Please be aware that Ms. Kim Kardasim is well aware of what’s going on.
hi kardasims, i wanted to try the glow glow glow skin shimmer and instead of my face shimmering, it became black. i tried watching it so many times but nothing worked. go fix your products pls. also khloe, your booty booty pop juice really helped my ass become fat. could you make a product that makes my waist thinner???
First of all I just want to thank you all, especially to Kourtney being the funniest and the coolest, and Khloe being the best Leader, and Kim.. uh.. let's just say that you are the best at being the main character at every simgm videos, because you are the ones who always cured my sadness, boredom, and depression. I always listen to your podcasts and watch your simgm videos. Love from Philippines (not Pennsylvania).
So I have a question for Kim, I remember Kris in a simgm video using Glow Glow Glow products for a commercial. What happened to her after that? It makes me curious because every Glow Glow Glow products has a negative review and I'm suprised because Kris used it for a commercial.
If you had to play Russian roulette with 3 more people who would you wanna play with ? (Each sister can choose one more person to play with). And how many bullets would each of you put in the in the gun ? Do you like it safe or risky ?
This question is for the on the edge of acceptable sister Kim.
Can you please give me geography lessons ? I have listened to all podcasts and were so surprised by your ehh…special knowledge about countries. I promise I won film it and post it to make fun of you. If you do I will stop telling people that glow glow glow gives you ass worms.
To the most watermelon sister kourtney. What are the requirements for a date with you ? how much money is needed for you to come and how much for you to show genuine interest? Or would you say you as a girlboss have your own rules for dating.
Creating a bad company with bad products, ruining people's faces, getting over 70 lawsuits every day, and reading 1 word from 1 page every day for studying, wearing bathing suits just to take pictures to look like you're studying: so Watermelon, or so not Watermelon?
i have recently been ice skating with my friends but fell because some mean, jealous, bitch pushed me. a day later at night i was applying the 'booty booty pop juice: special strawberry flavor' for a photoshoot tomorrow the next day, but found painful bruises on both of my knees. i decided to go on the internet in search of some products to help get rid of these bruises since the photoshoot i have in sim fransimsco involves me wearing a bathing suit. luckily, the one in sim diego, sim vegas do not require me to wear a bathing suit.
while looking on the internet, the mean, jealous, bitch that pushed me a few days ago texted me saying she was sorry, and that she found the perfect product to help with my bruises. a few hours later, a package came with the bitch's name on it. when i opened it, i found a box with 'glow glow glow bruise cream: special edition' on it. i have never heard of anything like glow glow glow, since i only used popular, and confirmed safe products. i really thought the bitch meant it when she apologized, so i charged her with the money she used to buy the product, and i also decided to buy the recommended products to use with 'glow glow glow bruise cream: special edition' that kim has written on a small paper on top of the packaging.. the next day when i woke up, i realized that both of my KNEES weren't bruised anymore- but both of my LEGS were.
i've checked the 2 papers containing 31 instructions, along with the bought 'special glow glow glow cream applier gloves', and the 'special glow glow glow paper towels: after cream'. as you can see, i bought ALL the SPECIAL glow glow glow products, which is said to be a much more upgraded version of the original ones, as well as following the 31 instructions with NO mistakes with the help of my 7 maids and 3 older siblings, which included: leaving the product on for 1 minute and 48 seconds, gently removing it with the cream paper towels, and so on, so on, so on. i have followed every. single. instruction. clearly.
my legs are currently paralyzed as i'm writing this, and i demand a FULL refund on all the products,, 'glow glow glow bruise cream: special edition' that cost 5000 dollars, 'special glow glow glow cream applier gloves' that cost 3000 dollars, 'special glow glow glow paper towels: after cream' that cost 2500 dollars, and even a 'safe special edition of packaging' that cost 2000 dollars along with extra 1000 dollars for the more descriptive instructions, and the help of your very nice team that worked at the call center. [ps, it took me 29 phone calls to get to this very nice person to help me.] all of this equals to 13 500 dollars. this is how important the photoshoot is for me.
i have contacted my best lawyer to take care of this matter, as i also have video proof of me clearly applying it in the right way through the security camera i have installed in my room. i have my 7 maids and 3 older siblings to defend me that have also read the instructions and i have receipts online that showed proof i used MY money and my credit card to buy your disgusting products. my modeling agency has also filed a lawsuit with many complaints against you, and your outrageous company. thank you for listening, i hope kourtney, your no no no product, khloe and your booty booty pop juice along with 150 flavors have an amazing day. and kim.... i hope you enjoy the many phone calls, and the extra 293 lawsuits, 619 complaints you'll get, and the many followers you'll lose after i expose your entire company on instagram, twitter, and snapchat, and so on with the help of my 339 million followers on instagram, and 281 million followers on twitter, etc.
i feel very much sympathy for your team, especially my childhood friend, ye, as they have been deceived by you, especially him. and i apologize for this long paragraph, as i have made you, THE true fighter and survivor, read this long ass paragraph. i just have to share this with other people to expose kim, and warn them about glow glow glow. i will be later on sharing the situation between me and kim kardasim, as i will be posting it on my instagram story for everyone to see. i can't even attend the photoshoot in sim diego and sim vegas because of my paralyzed legs.
ps, i have checked the ingredients and the amount of product put in the normal one, and the special edition i bought. both of them are the same, and both of them contain this dangerous liquid found only in asia written in very, very, small font. it was confirmed by my scientist, who has been in the industry for over 39 years and is very talented.
anyways, kim. i will destroy your life, as you have destroyed both of my legs and left them paralyzed for about 5 months, as the doctors told me. i hope you pay for my medical expenses, or else you'll have to be looking forward to another more 150 lawsuits and 200 complaints. as of today, i will not show any mercy towards my enemies, and people who have ruined my life, and it seems as if the 'second chance' is a thing that shall not exist in my vocabulary anymore, and you, kim, are to blame for.
i was wondering what you’re going to do for Xmas. Are you gonna buy gifts for eachother? Who do you think is gonna get the most? Kim, what are you getting Ye and also, is there gonna be a Christmas themed Glow Glow Glow line? Kloe, will there be a Christmas themed Booty Booty Pop Juice line? And Kourtney will there be a Christmas No No No line, because we really need one of those?
Hey Kardasims, please answer the following questions:
1. Never have y'all ever, lied about having anything to y'all's body and face?
2. Khloe, would you rather organize one million No No No Boxes into one giant stack or drink Glow Glow Glow Poop Juice? You can't say neither.
3. Kim, stupid bitch, did you drink all the orange sodas I've sent to you? Guess what? I mixed it with Booty Booty Pop juice and your Glow Glow Glow Poop Juice. Enjoy all those side effects! You're welcome. Merry Simsmas you dumb and ugly!
4. Kourtney!!! Why did I receive a strawberry soda in my No No No Box? Isn't it supposed to be empty? And why did it came with a straw that looks exactly like the Glow Glow Glow Straws?
5. Will you guys ever make a video trying Simtiktok food hacks to see if it actually works? Y'all could use some of the cooking skills from there irl. Because y'all need some cooking lessons, considering what happened in that Kardashians Cook Off video.
6. Kim, how did your ass got bigger in the Kardashians Cook Off video after the Mean Girls video? Did you secretly drink Booty Booty Pop Juice? Wait, was it because of the contaminated orange sodas I've sent to you? Or, did you go to the “simdentist” to get it bigger again?
Hey sisters! Miss you guys so much! This question is for Khloe and Kim.Khloe, I saw a SimTwitter post about a collaboration of you and Mariah SimCarey on her new Mariah's SimCookies flavor, Booty Booty Pop Cookie. Is this true? If it is, how did it happen? But, if it isn't, will it ever be? I hope it's true because I really wanna know what it would taste like!Kim, there's been news going around about your new SimSkims line, Skimsmas Shock Sock Stock. My aunt in Simgland told me that she'd bought ten and was planning to send four of them to me when she got shocked by them and was sent to the hospital for two weeks! After that, she sent me a pic of it and it's packaging and I told her to read the ingredients and she told me it says “made with Electric Fiber”. What do you have to say about this Kim? Can't you just try to end this year with positivity? Why would you wanna ruin lives on Simsmas Eve?!Merry Simsmas to you Khloe and Kourtney! And Kim, “Hope you get cold for Christmas!” - from the wise and true fighter and survivor, Khloe. Stay watermelon 🍉❄️☃️🎄
Hey guys! Can you three release a Simsmas song together? I'm hoping for a new song to lift up my simspirit! Also, can y'all perform All I Want For Simsmas Is You? That would be so watermelon and the most significant thing of this year. Love y'all! 🍉✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧🍉
Hi sweeties! No I'm kidding. But hi Kardasim sisters! I wanna know what you three are gonna do for this year's and Sims' New Year's Eve. Also, how have y'all spent this year? Hope y'all had a wonderful year this year and another wonderful year the next year. Love you guys so much! Stay watermelon forever! 🍉🎉🥳💝
Hi sweeties! No, I'm kidding. But hi Kardasim sisters! I wanna know what you three are gonna do for this year's Christ-sims-mas and Sim's New Year's Eve
Hey Kardasims, how are you? This is for Kim, obviously. There is much amongst your many, questionable talents but it’s seems governing a company is not one of them. My friend bought a package from Glow Glow Glow. But instead of getting her foundation - i don’t know why she got it since Kloe advised not to buy anything from you at this point - she got a letter basically asking her to be a lab rat for you to experiment on using your toxic waste products. I hope you know this isn’t professional and even if it was not a direct result of your actions and bad direction of employees, someone needs to be fired. In fact, fire everyone and rehire, since clearly, a lot is getting lost in translation. Anyways, will my friend get compensation or not?
Hey to the two best hosts Khloe and Kourtney oh and the other one... Hope you are all doing well Im wondering how do you get confidence it seems to come so easy to you guys with Khloe the fighter and survivor, Kourtney with her powerful silence... oh and Kims radioactive products/weapons? Love you guys also I have a special message for Kim its in FrenchSim so Kim put it in google sim translate (Hé salope radioactive stupide comment vas-tu... je t'aime Khloe et Kourtney p.s orange suce Kim) love the podcast xoxo <3
Hi Kim. So I was walking down the street drinking a strawberry soda and a stupid bitch came up to me and started screaming in my face spit flying around everywhere and so I pulled out your glo glo glo and sprayed it like pepper spray and their face set on fire and they died. What do I do?
Hey Kardasim sisters dot dot dotHow are you all question markI hope that stupid bitch Khloe didn't read the punctuations out loud.Anyway, I have a friend who claims to be a fighter & survivor. But yesterday I was stuck with her in an elevator and she wouldn't let me hit the emergency button. That dumb bitch thought the button's there to tell people you're safe. I would've suffocated and died if it wasn't for Kourtney's No No No boxed air which I luckily bought yesterday and was carrying it with me.So my question is how do I tell my friend that she isn't a fighter & survivor, she's just a stupid bitch. I don't wanna risk telling it to her face because she gets very aggressivical just like Khloe. Please help ❤️
Today is International Victim Awareness Day so this one is for you.Kim, we are aware of you being a victim, we see your scars and we hear your stories. All these fake radioactive burns, all these law suits and all these back-stabbing from your family are just people trying to bully you to the ground because that’s what they do-they bully.Kim, you are the True Fighter and Survivor because you fight your evil sisters and you survive their attempts to sabotage you. Kim, you are a victim of bullying and you are the only one that matters because in the end all the evil bullies will be defeated and the Watermelon Queen aka you will rise.
PS: I’m drinking Glow Glow Glow Orange Soda while writing this.It has an radioactive sign on it but that’s okay because I believe in you. Khole the ugliest and the boring one is okay I guess
Hello to The best people Khloe, Kourtney, and Kris
So I went to simUlta for Christmas shopping, I saw a woman wearing all black clothes, hat and sunglasses screaming and yelling at the store associate to why they don’t carry glow glow glow products. the store associate said that they don’t sell hazardous items to their customers and the woman in black told the associate that she’s just like Taylor. The woman in black then threaten to sue the associate and said she’s “a lawyer in training” to which security threw her to the ground and she cried “whhhhyyyyyy?” And was permanently banned from the store. Chem was that you in disguise? You Karen!
i wanted to ask you all what you think of my morning routine?
the first thing i do when i wake up is roll over to my side and i say “thank you pete“. i then roll over to my other side and drink some orange soda left over from last night.
i then pass gas on the pass gas app & use the booty booty pop juice face cleanser & moisturiser. and then write a bad review on glow glow glow, even if i haven’t bought a glow glow glow product.
i then make myself a bowl of cereal with some buttermilk. 100% cuisine. kourtney, you are amazing hun. what do you guys think?
⚠️ This is a long one, buckle up!!! ⚠️Hello to the most beautiful and watermelon Kardasim sisters! Not you Kim. I used your Glow Glow Glow-ing Shampoo and it turned my life upside down, for the worst. As it says in the description, it's supposed to make my hair silky and soft but instead it transformed my hair into SNAKES!!! I have no idea what to do so I called my parents and some friends to come over, and to my surprise they turned into stones as soon as they saw me eye to eye! What the hell is happening with me Kim??! Not only this affected my social life in fear of turning other people in to stones too but it's also a waste of money since snakes have to be fed when they're hungry otherwise they'll start muching on my face. I can't kill them either because they're connected to my body and I might hurt myself doing that. Is this your way of getting back at Taylor's supporters you glow glow glow demon? We sent you snake emojis so in return you turned us into army of Medusas. But the difference is that you deserved those snakes emojis you stupid btch. And i followed the instructions carefully too so don't blame me for it. #khloegoddess#kourtneythebest#taylorbestpopgirl
Salute to the best watermelon sisters! Khloe for teaching me how to be a TRUE fighter and survivor, Kourtney for being an iconic, and Kim for teaching me the greatness that is Taylor’s music for the free promotion she indirectly gives it.
My question is for Khloe! Will Booty Booty Pop Juice ever come to Puerto Rico? I can do promotion for free and I can guarantee you it will pick up great! Love you all. ✨
Hi to the two most watermelon sisters Kim and kourtney and ummmm hi Khloe I guess. I went on a trip to los simgeles and saw Khloe outside of a burgers burgers burgers and she called me a stupid bitch. When I went to defend myself I was grabbed by two people and KIDNAPPED! I woke up in a basement tied up whole two people were taking pics of my bootyhole!!! After I finally escaped I've been receiving threatening letters from Khloe saying "keep your mouth shut you stupid bitch" care to reply khloe
Ps. I will be pressing charges on Khloe and suing Kim will you be my lawyer?
To the worlds best cooks Kourtney and Khloe, since you two clearly killed the cooking competition would you be able to teach Chem how to cook? Her toast and BOWL OF ORANGES (not a salad) was just too plain and predictable. I know Khloe will help bring flavor to Chems boring ass bowl of oranges while Kourtney will add some spice and innovation to Chems pathetic toast. love from los simgeles #downwithglowglowglow
hello glowdasims (not to be confused with glowing like kim’s glow glow glow)
i just watched your new cooking video. it was so so watermelon like all your content. the best part was the cereal kourtney made. 100% cuisine, made with talent and beauty.
my question is for khloe, although you won against your sisters. i feel like you cheated, how did you manage to win despite cooking (or should i say not cooking) raw chicken? it sounds like something kem would do.
also to kim, i feel like your should stick to making glow glow glow products rather than cooking. although you are terrible at making glow glow glow products, nothing can be worse than your cookery skills.
stay watermelon kourtney, love you so so much. #therealwinnerkourtney it looks like you need to give khloe and kim some cooking lessons.
🍉Hello to the watermelon sisters🍉 My question is for all of you...What do you think your spirit animal is?✨I think Kourtney's spirit animal is a slothCause it's lazy and quiet🙂Also KhloeI would like to know what inspired youTo make this amazing tasty raw chickenSalad? 🥗I think the judges made a huge mistake giving you 1 star ⭐#KhloeFighterAndSurvivor#KourtneySloth#KimOrange
Hi Kardasims. You are my favorite Caitlyn and Kris I mean Kourtney and Khloe. So my Question for Kim is: When will Kim shut up Promoting Glow Glow Glow. Like she almost killed me for using her Glow Glow Glow Lotion And Sunscreen All in one. I literally use it as the instructions said and i got 10th degree burn and cancer. Thankfully I got Fully Recovered. Come to think with it, Your Actually a Murderer. You Always Murder People by Using Glow Glow Glow and Making a lot of Accusations about us using your Products Incorrectly. So Kim, abcdeFU (Emphasis on Bold Letters)
Hello Sisters! Love you all, and this is long, but I have a question for the most watermelon sister, Kourtney. I know that you, just like the rest of us, are sick of your sisters plugging in their failed businesses and also sick of Khloe's delusion of being a 'fighter and survivor', and Kim's "Normal" Voice...
Have you ever thought of investing in an electrifying Collar (like the dog collars) but for Kim and Khole, so you can zap them to shut up whenever they start being delusional or plug? Again, love you all💕💕💕💕
Dear Kardasim sisters. claims to be a fighter and surviver when squid game clearly proves that she is not it. Khloe
Business woman and no no no creator Kourtney. And other business woman legend best in the world icon Kourtney
Ooohwn?! Hiii kim I guess I've been writing since day one and never have been picked so I thought last month when my question came out on the top I would get picked it 🙃 never happened!!? but that's okay?!! (I guess) my question is for kourtney Queen what inspired you to make this amazing world dominating product that is no no no I really need to know and how can I be a queen like you we really need tips you are my everything literally and khloe how did you not win squid game I thought were a fighter and Survivor and kim hmmmmmmmm!!! Umm anyway so.... keep fighting Kourtney 💪I really have Lost faith 😢 in Khloe stay watermelon sisters and sorry for my long question PS can u get britney sim spears OR wendy williams on the podcast would really love to know how they are doing after all that's happened
Dear Kardasim sisters. claims to be a fighter and surviver when squid game clearly proves that she is not it. Khloe
Business woman and no no no creator Kourtney. And other business woman legend best in the world icon Kourtney
Ooohwn?! Hiii kim I guess I've been writing since day one and never have been picked so I thought last month when my question came out on the top I would get picked it 🙃 never happened!!? but that's okay?!! (I guess) my question is for kourtney Queen what inspired you to make this amazing world dominating product that is no no no I really need to know and how can I be a queen like you we really need tips you are my everything literally and khloe how did you not win squid game I thought were a fighter and Survivor and kim hmmmmmmmm!!! Umm anyway so.... keep fighting Kourtney 💪I really have Lost faith 😢 in Khloe stay watermelon sisters and sorry for my long question PS can u get britney sim spears OR wendy williams on the podcast would really love to know how they are doing after all that's happened
Dear Kardasim sisters. claims to be a fighter and surviver when squid game clearly proves that she is not it. Khloe
Business woman and no no no creator Kourtney. And other business woman legend best in the world icon Kourtney
Ooohwn?! Hiii kim I guess I've been writing since day one and never have been picked so I thought last month when my question came out on the top I would get picked it 🙃 never happened!!? but that's okay?!! (I guess) my question is for kourtney Queen what inspired you to make this amazing world dominating product that is no no no I really need to know and how can I be a queen like you we really need tips you are my everything literally and khloe how did you not win squid game I thought were a fighter and Survivor and kim hmmmmmmmm!!! Umm anyway so.... keep fighting Kourtney 💪I really have Lost faith 😢 in Khloe stay watermelon sisters and sorry for my long question PS can u get britney sim spears OR wendy williams on the podcast would really love to know how they are doing after all that's happened.
Dear Kardasim sisters. claims to be a fighter and surviver when squid game clearly proves that she is not it. Khloe
Business woman and no no no creator Kourtney. And other business woman legend best in the world icon Kourtney
Ooohwn?! Hiii kim I guess I've been writing since day one and never have been picked so I thought last month when my question came out on the top I would get picked it 🙃 never happened!!? but that's okay?!! (I guess) my question is for kourtney Queen what inspired you to make this amazing world dominating product that is no no no I really need to know and how can I be a queen like you we really need tips you are my everything literally and khloe how did you not win squid game I thought were a fighter and Survivor and kim hmmmmmmmm!!! Umm anyway so.... keep fighting Kourtney 💪I really have Lost faith 😢 in Khloe stay watermelon sisters and sorry for my long question PS can u get britney sim spears OR wendy williams on the podcast would really love to know how they are doing after all that's happened.
what does this word mean?: Tayto
hey kardasims. a few days ago i ran into kris and heard that glow glow glow incorporated is talking numbers trying to buy booty booty pop juicy. she was saying that it will be good to keep the business in the family, even tho one of it SUCK. im not going to say which one, you know its YOU. so, my question is for khloe: how does it feel to know that kim could become your boss? is it something that you can survive it? or this is a fight you know you cant win. love you all, stay watermelon <3
#kourtneyqueen #kimuseyourownbrand #khloestayoutofthehospital
My question if for Khloe, THE REAL QUEEN, FIGHTER AND SURVIVOR, who do you want to stuck in a paradise and why? ps I LOVE YOU KHLOE AND KOURTNEY and Kim you will die alone. I STAN BOOTY BOOTY POP JUICE AND KYLIE ROCKS, GLOW GLOW GLOW SUCKS!
skeuomorph, for the third segment!!
Dear Khloe and Kourtney,
Imagine.... You were stranded in the middle of the ocean, no boats, no islands, NO WIFI OR PHONES. Plus you have to be there with Chris, the only makeup you had was glow glow glow, and you only had orange soda. Would you wear the glow glow glow? Would you drink the orange soda?
P.S. Bootybooty pop juice is so watermelon I would know, I tried it. Also, Khloe you are the most watermelon sister. (Kourtney's not far behind you though.)
Hey to my favorite two Kardasim Sisters!!! I recently bought the glow glow glow foot powder and it said that it can get rid of the odors coming from my feet, but just after 5 minutes of applying it, another foot GREW out next to my feet and now I have two foots on each leg. After posting about it in simstagram I got flooded by hate comments from a username called iHateTaylor_watermelon with an orange soda profile picture. Is this you're doing kim? I tried suing but the courts told me that there are too many lawsuits for glow glow glow so I opted of a waitlist to sue your company. Anyways, love your Khloe and Kourtney.
Also is anime so watermelon or so not?
Hello kardasims Khloe fighter and survivor Kourtney the most watermelon and maker of the best catchphrase and to the radiation expert, Kim..................( Khloe you are allowed to say all the dots) this question is for Khloe and Kourtney because Kim you're not worthy of this question. To the two most watermelon sisters..how is your love life right now or are you being independent women that don't need to rely on men?
I am also a victim of glow glow glow you stupid bitch (sorry Khloe) my skin has been green since quarantine and they almost transferred me to area 51
Sonic the hedgehog: so watermelon or so not wayermpeon
Hello Kardasim Sisters! Although I love Khloe and Kourtney, my question is for the bussiness woman Kam.
So Kam, my name is Filipe and i am from My'Walleté, you know the little village outside of Jericho the you were supposedly doing a charity fund raising in your Glow Glow Glow store/factory or wtv... yeah we did receive a container in our village from you, but instead of money, food and clothes, we got a sh*t load of Glow Glow Glow products (which i know no one is buying) and a tone of "dentist" vouchers (wich i know is a sponsor of yours)!
Now damn near everyone here is walking around with huge asses and lips, and some people got burned and got rashes from you products.We soon learned to take advanted of the situation and now use the products as weapons for self defence!
Overall we're not unhappy with the situation but this is not what we agreed on! We're still very hungry and the winter nights are getting colder! What happened with the money that you raised and was supposed to be ours?
Love you Kueens :*😘
Hello to Fighter and Surviver Khloé and queen Kourtney, and also the not so special Kim.
I have a question for Kim: What did you put into your GlowGlowGlow face wash?! I put it on my face before I got to bed. And when I woke up my whole face was red! I am going to sue your company! bye bye
Hey Kardasim sisters! Not Kim though. I am a scientist and we test products like Kim's all the time. And I have come to the conclusion that Glow Glow Glow was the worst product we tested on. We used Kim's Glow Glow Glow perfume on the rabbit only for it to flop and turn the rabbit into a hideous, monstrosity. It killed everyone in the lab and I was left wounded badly. See you in court, Mrs Dull Dull Dull. By the way, love you guys Kourtney and Khloe!
Hey Kardasim sisters! Not Kim though. I am a scientist and we test products like Kim's all the time. And I have come to the conclusion that Glow Glow Glow was the worst product we tested on. We used Kim's Glow Glow Glow perfume on the rabbit only for it to flop and turn the rabbit into a hideous, monstrosity. It killed everyone in the lab and I was left wounded badly. See you in court, Mrs Dull Dull Dull. By the way, love you guys Kourtney and Khloe!
Hey Kardasim sisters! Not Kim though. I am a scientist and we test products like Kim's all the time and I can tell you that Glow Glow Glow is the worst experiment that we have experimented on. We tried to test the exotic ass cream on a baby rabbit only for it to flop and turn the rabbit into a hideous, monstrosity. It killed everyone in my science lab and I was wounded pretty badly. See you in court, Mrs Failing Company.
Love you guys Khloe and Kourtney!
hey kardasims i love you khole and kourtney....... Anyways how glow glow glows new nuclear product I heard joe simbiden is going to buy it just in case another country tries it? and khole you are a fighter and survivor and don't let that bitch i mean kim tell you any different!
A Glow Glow Glow Survivor
#LetMeBeHeard
Hey Khloe Kardasim, I just wanted to say that you are NOT the true fighter and survivor!! I am the true fighter and survivor. A year ago I bought the Glow Glow Glow Whole Body Rejuvenating Serum. I followed the instructions perfectly. At night, I rinsed the serum off of my face and body 1 minute after applying it. I even applied the UV protection lotion at night and washed it off immediately as said in the instructions. When I woke up the next morning I was so happy bcos my skin was so smooth and perfect. It had instant results. But later that day I started to feel dizzy and I threw up like 10 times. At night my body was so hot, I was very uncomfortable. I looked pale and my skin started to itch. Come midnight, I could no longer move, and I passed out. I just woke up today, which is 11 months after I used Glow Glow Glow. Earlier when the doctor gave me a mirror and asked me what I used that caused this, I immediately remembered Kim‘s product and asked for my phone to send you this message. Kim, half of my face is paralysed and looks like a melted candle and the other half grew thick facial hair, my ass grew dark fish scales, my back grew dragon scales, i think a little tail is starting to grow on my ass, my nails are dead, and my legs atrophied bcos of the 11-month coma. I cannot move and I am in constant pain, BUT I SURVIVED. Yes, I look like a monster now, but I survived the most dangerous bioweapon on Earth. I deserve the title True Fighter and Survivor. If you can survive Glow Glow Glow, Khloe, then maybe you can share the title with me. So, my question is: Kim, WHEN WILL YOU STOP YOU REIGN OF RADIATION??!!! You can Glow Glow Glow ur way 2 Hell. Kourtney, please give me the kiss of death and end my misery, please.
Hi Kardasim sisters, happy new year! First of all I’d like to say congratulations to Kim for accumulating the highest amount of wins on last year’s Who’s the Smartest segment! It was a close call though so all three of you are smart.
Since you guys are smart, I have a question/challenge: can you guys name all 50 states of Simerica? Fingers crossed Khloe will see this 🤞 (and I think Kourtney needs no introduction since we all already know she’s our number one role model)
Silicone: so watermelon or so not watermelon
(Ky-RUH Ram Cher an)Dear kardasims i want Kim in prison i had bought her glow glow glow dog shampoo for my dog because of the pandemic i couldn‘t find dog shampoo so I bought the shampoo from kim and after I finished drying him he was itching around the room and whining and when i woke up the next day he wasnt moving or breathing I’ve had that dog for sixteen years he Was my best friend after my best friend died, when I went to the vet to see what was wrong they said the glow glow glow shampoo sank into his skin and killed his insides and his kidneys had failed I called the costumer service and they didn’t answer and then that night I heard a car noise out my house and their were forty glow glow glow workers with weapons and they broke into my house I hid inside my organized pantry and they left my house and set a fire and burnt my house down I left my house before the fire touched my please help me Guys their after me they won’t leave me alone killing everyone I meet I’m doing all I can to stay alive love from Arizona
hi khloe and kourtney! (DEFINITELY didn't missed someone), by the way how are you today? hope you are doing well. so anyways.. khloe, the prettiest sister, what is your favorite music currently? and to kourtney, the so watermelon sister, any tips on how to be like you?. also i was on episode 33 and you guys were struggling in pronouncing my name and its fine cause i love you, but its "eye-ra-lay-yah-jane".
For Kim: Watermelon or your sisters?
For Khloe: How many times a day do you call ppl a stupid bitch?
For Kourtney: Is there a time where you got overwhelmed and lost your chill?
Love the videos btw!
For Kim: If you had to chose over watermelon or your sisters, which would it be?
For Khloe: Your my favorite and i must ask, how many times do you call Kim a “stupid bitch?“
For Kourtney: Is there a time where you lost your chill and got stressed or overwhelmed about something?
Love your videos btw!
Hi, my watermelon fighter and survivor Khloe and unbothered queen Kourtney! Oh yes, and the ‘successful, smart, and kind" businesswomen who fired my sister after saying red is my favorite color. If you guys can choose any glow glow glow product to beat Kim up, what would you choose?
Love my watermelon Khloe and Koutney!
Hello kardasims 💖
This is to kim
I wanna thank you for saving my life
I bought your glow glow glow chili cream and threw it on my bullies, I watched as their faces turned red, and then their heads exploded like a balloon
I'm now on the run cause I'm sentenced to lifetime in jail because of murder, but I can say it was worth it
🥰💅🏻 happy new year and stay watermelon
#KhloeFighterAndSurvivor #KhloeHostOfThePodcast #TheKhloeAndHerSistersPodcast
Hello kardasims 💖
This is to kim
I wanna thank you for saving my life
I bought your glow glow glow chili cream and threw it on my bullies, I watched as their faces turned red, and then their heads exploded like a balloon
I'm now on the run cause I'm sentenced to lifetime in jail because of murder, but I can say it was worth it
🥰💅🏻 happy new year and stay watermelon
#KhloeFighterAndSurvivor #KhloeHostOfThePodcast #TheKhloeAndHerSistersPodcast
hi kardasims!
i have a complaint, listen up kim.
i recently bought the glow glow glow face wash and acne remover, and i followed the instructions listed on the bottle. i did everything correctly and went to bed, hoping it would clear my skin. instead, the next day my face was red, filled with pimples and rashes!
i have contacted my lawyers about this, see you in court bitch!
#khloeandkourtneyoutsold #fuckkimorange
#kimflop #glowglowglowsucks
Hello The Worlds Best Lawyer, And the MOST watermelon Sister, KIM KARDASIM!
hello to the others.
Kim, get ready for this, because I’m about to blow KHLOE’s cover way sky high.
kim, I use your amazing products all the time, and I have literally never had an issue.
This question is for Khloe: I was standing at SimUlta Beauty store and heard some people say they are going to buy Glow Glow Glow, and MISUSE the product so they can sue Glow Glow Glow and get money to fund Booty Booty Pop juice. Khloe, WHY ARE YOU SABOTAGING YOUR SISTER? Are you THAT jealous that you have to destroy your sister’s company to make yours SOMEWHAT ”profitable”? Better watch out, cause Kim is going to be a Lawyer soon and she can turn the Law suits against you!
Love Always, Kim The Watermelon!!
Hi Kardasims!
i just wanted to acknowledge my queen and fav sister Kim. you are my idol and I admire your perseverance through all the hate you get. even tho I dont use glow glow glow anymore because I broke out in hives and blisters, I don’t blame you one bit. I must be allergic to the formula or something because I know you wouldn’t put anything harmful in your products . I hope that you come out with a product that is good for my sensitive skin so I can continue to support you!
Hi to the most watermelon sister Kim, ok watermelon sister Kourtney, and the LEAST AND WORST watermelon sister chole( yes I spelled your name wrong on purpose). I was out in los simgeles and then I walked across an ally way and i heard someone screaming "I HATE GLOW GLOW GLOW BOOTY BOOTY POP JUCIE FOREVER" and was WASTING aka throwing into a fire Glow, Glow, Glow they turned around and then I saw KHOLE she screamed at me and said I was a stupid bitch then I saw Chole working at pizza, pizza, pizza and she put her product in my pizza so my booty was flat but then I went to salads, salads, salads and ordered Kim's favorite salad chole was there again but this time but Glow, Glow, Glow in my salad so my booty became bigger. Khloe you should go to hell and rot
This is for Kourtney I saw her today when I was looking outside of my window on MY lawn burning Glow, Glow, Glow I did not stand with this because I love Glow, Glow, Glow and tried to stop what she was doing but she said no and kept doing it i tried to stop her but she hit me in the face with her product which was just a box but it had kylies rocks in it so I got an concussion and rushed to the hospital. You are still chill Kourtney so your not the worst like your horrible sister Khloe also what do you think about Penelope's TikTok do you like it same think with your sons.
This one is for the queen Kim almighty I have bought Glow, Glow, Glow and it worked perfectly fine nothing wrong and some people are just jealous of your success like your sisters and how amazing your product is. It is beyond words I can type to tell you how amazing you are and how you are a star also how to you feel and norths TikTok she post about absolutely everything in her life how do you feel about that is she spreading to much info.
Hey girlies this question is for Kim, Kim I recently bought the Glow Glow Glow Acne Gone Gone Gone and when applying the product to my face my skin instantly fell off, now my own children and wife won’t even talk to me without throwing up, I called customer service and they said that was the intended purpose And that I was stupid for buying the product and come to think of it they kind of sounded like kourtney. Kim get ready to hear from my lawyers I will sue you for everything you got!!!! 🤬
Dear Kardasim Sisters,
I am sorry for the long message but I have recently bought Glow, Glow, Glow and got a job at the factory I tested out of on the new products Glow, Glow, Glow eye drops and THEY BURNED MY EYES. I CAN BARELY SEE AND HAVE TO GO TO THE DOCTORS. I AM SUEING YOU KIM AND FOR EEVERYTHING YOU HAVE DONE. To go back to the product I bought the Glow, Glow, Glow butt cream to make your booty bigger (i read everything so it wasn't mistaken) it worked perfectly for me then I got another one and gave it to my sister to also get a bbl BUT HER BUT EXPLODED AND LOOKS AS BAD AS MY EYE. SHE IS IN THE HOSPITAL AND ABOUT TO DYE I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY FOR A FUNERAL. KIM YOU ARE GUILTY AND DON'T HID IT.
This is for Khloe I have recently also bought Booty, Booty pop juice and it fixed my sister butt a little but not all the way she is barely getting better but I still want to thank you for the help with your product I will continue buying from you.
This last one if for Kourtney I have bought your No, No, No box and it helped greatly with my small business for packing and has helped me pay for the bills and hope my sister lives.
Last paragraph but Kim even though I am getting money I scheduled our court date to be very soon so this time it might be your going to jail and not your sister Khloe plus you won't be able to take any pictures I will be writing another report
Hello to the most watermelon sister! Kim! Also Kourtney. Kim I think you finally need to step up against Khloe. She is always rude to you and hates on you when you do nothing wrong. There is so much hate on you and it has to stop. You are the real fighter and survivor for having to deal with Khloe every day. Also, you should get credit for making the ”So Watermelon” phrase. Have a great day Kim and Kourtney!
Dear Kim,
I was online shopping for my hamster when I saw that you made " pet products." I don't know if your "hamster products'' were new and didn't have ANY reviews or if you just REMOVED them, but that's beside the point. A friend told me about a similar company that she recommended, but I think I mixed up your company with the other company. Because I was recommended by my friend I decided to go to the website that I THOUGHT my friend recommended. When I saw your "hamster products" I was intrigued. I specifically bought the hamster food and the chew toys. When I ordered them they took quite a long time, but I was still okay with that. When I fed my hamster and gave her the chew toys, she started to SNEEZE. I have never heard of a hamster SNEEZE before. I took it to the vet, but they couldn't do anything because it was a dog and cat hospital. I don't have any local rodent vets near me. Unfortunately, she died because of YOUR PRODUCTS. I don't know what I'm supposed to do, but I'm very upset. I am warning all of you to NEVER buy a product from "Glow Glow Glow" EVER.
Hello kardasim sisters, my question is for all of you. If you guys could travel on one airline, what would it be and why?
Hi Kim and the rest
I bought the Glowglowglow birthday pack for my mom and she absolutely loved it. You are a true queen and in the other news I saw Ye drinking some strawberry soda but he wasn't alone...he was with Taylor! I wanted to go over there and smash her head into little particles but I kept my cool because I didn't want to be put in jail for assault so i just left but yelled "Kim is the queen!"
Regarding Khlorine and Kidney:
Khlorine I suggest you leave.
Kidney I suggest that you also leave, Kylie and Kendall can replace you two
Anywhoo I love you Kim and stay safe...just you
Love from all the from South Africaaaa
Hi Kim and the rest
I bought the Glowglowglow birthday pack for my mom and she absolutely loved it. You are a true queen and in the other news I saw Ye drinking some strawberry soda but he wasn't alone...he was with Taylor! I wanted to go over there and smash her head into little particles but I kept my cool because I didn't want to be put in jail for assault so i just left but yelled "Kim is the queen!"
Regarding Khlorine and Kidney:
Khlorine I suggest you leave.
Kidney I suggest that you also leave, Kylie and Kendall can replace you two
Anywhoo I love you Kim and stay safe...just you
Love from all the from South Africaaaa
Hey Khloe the fighter and survivor, Kim the watermelon queen, and Kourtney the host of the podcast. I have one question for each of you. Kim, what is h20? Khloe, if were the only sim on earth, what would you do? And for Kourtney, why are you so smart? P.S. Glow Glow Glow is so watermelon
All the love from Masimchusetts
Hi sisters! Especially to that fake businesswoman, Kim. I just want to complain about the Glow glow glow extra glow slimming pill product that I bought as Christmas gift for my fat friend. When she took the pill she literally glow too bright and then… booom! she literally burst like balloon! Kim! What have you done! You are killing people! I’m gonna sue you. But for the meantime will process her insurance so that I she will have her glamorous funeral.
Hi sisters! Especially to that fake businesswoman, Kim. I just want to complain about the Glow glow glow extra glow slimming pill product that I bought as Christmas gift for my fat friend. When she took the pill she literally glow too bright and then… booom! she literally burst like balloon! Kim! What have you done! You are killing people! I’m gonna sue you. But for the meantime will process her insurance so that I she will have her glamorous funeral.
Hi sisters! Especially to that fake businesswoman, Kim. I just want to complain about the Glow glow glow extra glow slimming pill product that I bought as Christmas gift for my fat friend. When she took the pill she literally glow too bright and then… booom! she literally burst like balloon! Kim! What have you done! You are killing people! I’m gonna sue you. But for the meantime will process her insurance so that I she will have her glamorous funeral.
Hi sisters! Especially to that fake businesswoman, Kim. I just want to complain about the Glow glow glow extra glow slimming pill product that I bought as Christmas gift for my fat friend. When she took the pill she literally glow too bright and then… booom! she literally burst like balloon! Kim! What have you done! You are killing people! I’m gonna sue you. But for the meantime will process her insurance so that I she will have her glamorous funeral.
Hi sisters! Especially to that fake businesswoman, Kim. I just want to complain about the Glow glow glow extra glow slimming pill product that I bought as Christmas gift for my fat friend. When she took the pill she literally glow too bright and then… booom! she literally burst like balloon! Kim! What have you done! You are killing people! I’m gonna sue you. But for the meantime will process her insurance so that I she will have her glamorous funeral.
My warmest regards to THE true fighter and survivor Khloe Kardasim as well as Kourtney Kardasim, the successful business woman. I almost forgot about Beverly or whatever her name was. If you haven't kicked her out of your podcast yet, pass her my regards as well. I just wanted to say thank you Khloe and Kourtney. Because of your smooth ASMR voices, I finally managed to lessen my insomnia symptoms. I just go to bed with the amazing limited edition sweater with the catchphrase YOU TWO created, "That's so watermelon" and I let your voices do the rest. I'm attaching a picture of the sweater, cause I'm trying to promote it here in Greece 🇬🇷🇬🇷.xoxo your biggest Greek fan!!
XXx
oxx
I have a question for all Kardasim sisters. Why is it that you guys never donate to the poor despite the fact that your whole family getting richer and richer day by day.
Responsibilities, so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Kourtney and Khloe are better than kim and thats on period. Kim cries way to much
kourtney and Khloe are better than kim and thats on period
Dear Khloe, have you ever dyed your hair to black? Btw orange soda is good, because there aren't strawberry soda here so we can like only and only orange soda.
Hello ladies. my question is for Kim, the best and most successful BIOTERRORIST in the world.
I am a humble farmer in a small village in Yorkshire, England. so a few days ago at the farmers market I met a mysterious man in a dark cloak who was selling bags of Kim’s Cluck Cluck Cluck chicken feed. I got talking to the man and decided to buy the feed as an early Christmas present for my favourite hen, Peggy.
As soon as my hen had swallowed a single grain she suffered an immediate vaginal prolapse and fell into convulsions. My elderly grandmother who witnessed the incident went into cardiac arrest and is currently hospitalised.
Peggy is recovering but I know she will never lay an egg again. Kim, how could you sell this dangerous product to innocent people? Are you trying to sterilise the chicken population??? I have informed the parish council of your wrongdoing and you will be receiving a strongly worded letter from the bishop.
DEAR KIMMMMMMMM
I recently got your glow glow glow atomic bomb and s couple of glow glow glow poison and completely obliterated china and all of it's citizens out of the map in other news I got your stalker/taylor assassinated so you wouldn't have any competition anymore and my good friend north Korean president Kim sim un got your glow glow glow artificial virus and infected all of south Koreans and they're all dead also MAKE MORE PRODUCTS OR ILL HAVE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ASSASSINATED
sincerely Vladimir Putin
Hey Kardasims, hope yall are doing great! my birthday is coming up real soon so I’m crossing my fingers that this is selected.
This one is for Kim. After buying the Glow Glow Glow Extreme edition make up kit for myself and a few others, we were all left in severe critical condition. Luckily we recovered and thanks to my lawyers were able to win the lawsuit against glow glow glow. (Earning around 80 million in damages and a 10 percent stake in any profits or lack there of). my question is, how can you continue to put out such hazardous material without care for the costumer? Are you content with being the butt of the make up world? I suppose there is a reason why Kylie is the true business woman in the family.
love you all, and congrats on passing (read: buying your way through) the baby bar Kim.
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Dear Kardasim Sisters,
I’m in a bit of a pickle and I need your humble advice. I recently met this guy through school, and he is literally OBSESSED with me. I think he has a crush on me cuz he texts incessantly. Have yall ever experienced STALKING like this? As Fighters & Survivors, do you have any advice on letting ppl down easy? I dont want to hurt his feelings but I want him off my damn back!
Your podcast is so watermelon btw.
Sincerely,
Aristotle
#notwatermelon
For the “That’s so Watermelon segment“:
How do we feel about TSimA Pre-Check?
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Dear kardasim sisters,
First of all I just want to say Kim is a failure and a murderer. I used her glo glo glo rejuvenating ass serum and my ass immediately grew to the size of Pluto. my ass morphed into me and I suffocated and died. I became a ghost but drank booty booty pop juice and my ass shrank and became shriveled but then it rejuvenated and had that booty booty pop. I was alive again. Thank you Khloe you are a fighter and survivor, and Kourtney you are an unbothered queen. Kim f*ck you. My question is for Khloe. How do you feel when kris bullies you and your beautiful siblings? (but not Kim)
Stay watermelon. I love you guys (but not Kim)
Dear kardasim sisters,
First of all I just want to say Kim is a failure and a murderer. I used her glo glo glo rejuvenating ass serum and my ass immediately grew to the size of Pluto. my ass morphed into me and I suffocated and died. I became a ghost but drank booty booty pop juice and my ass shrank and became shriveled but then it rejuvenated and had that booty booty pop. I was alive again. Thank you Khloe you are a fighter and survivor, and Kourtney you are an unbothered queen. Kim f*ck you. My question is for Khloe. How do you feel when kris bullies you and your beautiful siblings? (but not Kim)
Stay watermelon. I love you guys (but not Kim)
Dear kardasim sisters,
First of all I just want to say Kim is a failure and a murderer. I used her glo glo glo rejuvenating ass serum and my ass immediately grew to the size of Pluto. my ass morphed into me and I suffocated and died. I became a ghost but drank booty booty pop juice and my ass shrank and became shriveled but then it rejuvenated and had that booty booty pop. I was alive again. Thank you Khloe you are a fighter and survivor, and Kourtney you are an unbothered queen. Kim f*ck you. My question is for Khloe. How do you feel when kris bullies you and your beautiful siblings? (but not Kim)
Stay watermelon. I love you guys (but not Kim)
Swallowing watermelon seeds: so watermelon or so not watermelon
greetings Kardasim sisters I’m writing you all in raged to my latest purchase from the disastrous glow glow glow. recently I’ve ran out of products to do my witch spells for the holiday seasons and decided to try out the glow glow glow witchy supply kit which was surprisingly cheap for only 29,000 dollars my ghost guides were telling me not to buy it but I wanted to support her broken down business.. aka helping the less fortunate. Little did i know this witch would be getting scammed I waited 4 months which i shouldnt have when I paid 1,000 extra for two day shipping but anyway when I received the box there was only a small pouch with sand, and moldy orange soda, with a orange fruit salad and a few of Kylie rocks inside that were marked with the glow glow glow brand basically bootleg products really kim i knew the order was wrong i ordered herbs kim freaking herbs not a nasty ass orange soda the anger in my blood was boilling with rage so I took it upon myself to buy some of Kim’s hair off sim eBay that north was selling to use to cast a curse on her what the curse is I won’t tell but beware Kim you’ve made the wrong witch angry run me my money and i will drop the curse#iwillbewatchingyou #khloefighterandsurvivor #kourtneymarryme
That’s so watermelon: getting snatched by a Pterodactyl. so watermelon or so not watermelon
dear Kim
why are you so rude to your sisters? all you do is bully them when they try to help you give up glow glow glow. Is it because you‘re just jealous that Khloe, Kourtney, Kendall and Kylie make more money than you with products that aren’t biohazard bull crap???
love from Florida sisters
KIM!! This is Natasha, the Russian biochemist that worked with you for glow glow glow, you need to read this immediately. RUN! the goverment knows about our 3G project and the weapons we have created and gave to other countries. someone under the name KhloKyliKourt has leaked our secret documents to the sim CIA and sim FBI and they are looking for us. I am already on the run and on my way to our secret bunker in SimRussia and I have saved a spot for you so hurry up and get here already and leave behind those Simerican girls Khloe and Kourtney that you pretend to be related to. good luck to my simrussian sister Kim, love you xoxo.
hi kardasims, i wanted to try the glow glow glow skin shimmer and instead of my face shimmering, it became black. i tried watching it so many times but nothing worked. go fix your products pls. also khloe, your booty booty pop juice really helped my ass become fat. could you make a product that makes my waist thinner???
Hi Kardasim Sisters!
First of all I just want to thank you all, especially to Kourtney being the funniest and the coolest, and Khloe being the best Leader, and Kim.. uh.. let's just say that you are the best at being the main character at every simgm videos, because you are the ones who always cured my sadness, boredom, and depression. I always listen to your podcasts and watch your simgm videos. Love from Philippines (not Pennsylvania).
So I have a question for Kim, I remember Kris in a simgm video using Glow Glow Glow products for a commercial. What happened to her after that? It makes me curious because every Glow Glow Glow products has a negative review and I'm suprised because Kris used it for a commercial.
Hey Kardasims!
This question is for all of you.
If you had to play Russian roulette with 3 more people who would you wanna play with ? (Each sister can choose one more person to play with). And how many bullets would each of you put in the in the gun ? Do you like it safe or risky ?
This question is for the on the edge of acceptable sister Kim.
Can you please give me geography lessons ? I have listened to all podcasts and were so surprised by your ehh…special knowledge about countries. I promise I won film it and post it to make fun of you. If you do I will stop telling people that glow glow glow gives you ass worms.
To the most watermelon sister kourtney. What are the requirements for a date with you ? how much money is needed for you to come and how much for you to show genuine interest? Or would you say you as a girlboss have your own rules for dating.
stay watermelon :)
living in the sim world: so watermelon, or so not watermelon
disrespect towards kris: -//-
getting famous because of looks, not because of talent: -//-
Photoshopped Watermelon: so Watermelon, or so not Watermelon?
Creating a bad company with bad products, ruining people's faces, getting over 70 lawsuits every day, and reading 1 word from 1 page every day for studying, wearing bathing suits just to take pictures to look like you're studying: so Watermelon, or so not Watermelon?
Donald Trump: so Watermelon, or so not Watermelon?
greetings, kardasim sisters. this is VERY urgent.
i have recently been ice skating with my friends but fell because some mean, jealous, bitch pushed me. a day later at night i was applying the 'booty booty pop juice: special strawberry flavor' for a photoshoot tomorrow the next day, but found painful bruises on both of my knees. i decided to go on the internet in search of some products to help get rid of these bruises since the photoshoot i have in sim fransimsco involves me wearing a bathing suit. luckily, the one in sim diego, sim vegas do not require me to wear a bathing suit.
while looking on the internet, the mean, jealous, bitch that pushed me a few days ago texted me saying she was sorry, and that she found the perfect product to help with my bruises. a few hours later, a package came with the bitch's name on it. when i opened it, i found a box with 'glow glow glow bruise cream: special edition' on it. i have never heard of anything like glow glow glow, since i only used popular, and confirmed safe products. i really thought the bitch meant it when she apologized, so i charged her with the money she used to buy the product, and i also decided to buy the recommended products to use with 'glow glow glow bruise cream: special edition' that kim has written on a small paper on top of the packaging.. the next day when i woke up, i realized that both of my KNEES weren't bruised anymore- but both of my LEGS were.
i've checked the 2 papers containing 31 instructions, along with the bought 'special glow glow glow cream applier gloves', and the 'special glow glow glow paper towels: after cream'. as you can see, i bought ALL the SPECIAL glow glow glow products, which is said to be a much more upgraded version of the original ones, as well as following the 31 instructions with NO mistakes with the help of my 7 maids and 3 older siblings, which included: leaving the product on for 1 minute and 48 seconds, gently removing it with the cream paper towels, and so on, so on, so on. i have followed every. single. instruction. clearly.
my legs are currently paralyzed as i'm writing this, and i demand a FULL refund on all the products,, 'glow glow glow bruise cream: special edition' that cost 5000 dollars, 'special glow glow glow cream applier gloves' that cost 3000 dollars, 'special glow glow glow paper towels: after cream' that cost 2500 dollars, and even a 'safe special edition of packaging' that cost 2000 dollars along with extra 1000 dollars for the more descriptive instructions, and the help of your very nice team that worked at the call center. [ps, it took me 29 phone calls to get to this very nice person to help me.] all of this equals to 13 500 dollars. this is how important the photoshoot is for me.
i have contacted my best lawyer to take care of this matter, as i also have video proof of me clearly applying it in the right way through the security camera i have installed in my room. i have my 7 maids and 3 older siblings to defend me that have also read the instructions and i have receipts online that showed proof i used MY money and my credit card to buy your disgusting products. my modeling agency has also filed a lawsuit with many complaints against you, and your outrageous company. thank you for listening, i hope kourtney, your no no no product, khloe and your booty booty pop juice along with 150 flavors have an amazing day. and kim.... i hope you enjoy the many phone calls, and the extra 293 lawsuits, 619 complaints you'll get, and the many followers you'll lose after i expose your entire company on instagram, twitter, and snapchat, and so on with the help of my 339 million followers on instagram, and 281 million followers on twitter, etc.
i feel very much sympathy for your team, especially my childhood friend, ye, as they have been deceived by you, especially him. and i apologize for this long paragraph, as i have made you, THE true fighter and survivor, read this long ass paragraph. i just have to share this with other people to expose kim, and warn them about glow glow glow. i will be later on sharing the situation between me and kim kardasim, as i will be posting it on my instagram story for everyone to see. i can't even attend the photoshoot in sim diego and sim vegas because of my paralyzed legs.
ps, i have checked the ingredients and the amount of product put in the normal one, and the special edition i bought. both of them are the same, and both of them contain this dangerous liquid found only in asia written in very, very, small font. it was confirmed by my scientist, who has been in the industry for over 39 years and is very talented.
anyways, kim. i will destroy your life, as you have destroyed both of my legs and left them paralyzed for about 5 months, as the doctors told me. i hope you pay for my medical expenses, or else you'll have to be looking forward to another more 150 lawsuits and 200 complaints. as of today, i will not show any mercy towards my enemies, and people who have ruined my life, and it seems as if the 'second chance' is a thing that shall not exist in my vocabulary anymore, and you, kim, are to blame for.
i apologize for any typos.
goodbye, and with much love towards
kourtney and khloe and hate towards kim,
diana.
Hey Kardasims,
I have a few Christmas questions
1) Kim, what are you getting Ye and is there gonna be a Glow Glow Glow Christmas line?
2) Kloe, are you aware of any plans for a Booty Booty Pop Juice Christmas line
3) Kourtney will there be a new No No No thing coming out, because we really need it.
I also wanted to know if you think these things are watermelon or not
1) Secret santa
2) Elf on the shelf
3) Snowball fights
4) Burying Kim under snow
Hope youre doing well, and merry early/late/on time Christmas
Hey Kardasims,
i was wondering what you’re going to do for Xmas. Are you gonna buy gifts for eachother? Who do you think is gonna get the most? Kim, what are you getting Ye and also, is there gonna be a Christmas themed Glow Glow Glow line? Kloe, will there be a Christmas themed Booty Booty Pop Juice line? And Kourtney will there be a Christmas No No No line, because we really need one of those?
Hey Kardasims, please answer the following questions:
1. Never have y'all ever, lied about having anything to y'all's body and face?
2. Khloe, would you rather organize one million No No No Boxes into one giant stack or drink Glow Glow Glow Poop Juice? You can't say neither.
3. Kim, stupid bitch, did you drink all the orange sodas I've sent to you? Guess what? I mixed it with Booty Booty Pop juice and your Glow Glow Glow Poop Juice. Enjoy all those side effects! You're welcome. Merry Simsmas you dumb and ugly!
4. Kourtney!!! Why did I receive a strawberry soda in my No No No Box? Isn't it supposed to be empty? And why did it came with a straw that looks exactly like the Glow Glow Glow Straws?
5. Will you guys ever make a video trying Simtiktok food hacks to see if it actually works? Y'all could use some of the cooking skills from there irl. Because y'all need some cooking lessons, considering what happened in that Kardashians Cook Off video.
6. Kim, how did your ass got bigger in the Kardashians Cook Off video after the Mean Girls video? Did you secretly drink Booty Booty Pop Juice? Wait, was it because of the contaminated orange sodas I've sent to you? Or, did you go to the “simdentist” to get it bigger again?
Hey sisters! Miss you guys so much! This question is for Khloe and Kim. Khloe, I saw a SimTwitter post about a collaboration of you and Mariah SimCarey on her new Mariah's SimCookies flavor, Booty Booty Pop Cookie. Is this true? If it is, how did it happen? But, if it isn't, will it ever be? I hope it's true because I really wanna know what it would taste like! Kim, there's been news going around about your new SimSkims line, Skimsmas Shock Sock Stock. My aunt in Simgland told me that she'd bought ten and was planning to send four of them to me when she got shocked by them and was sent to the hospital for two weeks! After that, she sent me a pic of it and it's packaging and I told her to read the ingredients and she told me it says “made with Electric Fiber”. What do you have to say about this Kim? Can't you just try to end this year with positivity? Why would you wanna ruin lives on Simsmas Eve?! Merry Simsmas to you Khloe and Kourtney! And Kim, “Hope you get cold for Christmas!” - from the wise and true fighter and survivor, Khloe. Stay watermelon 🍉❄️☃️🎄
Hey guys! Can you three release a Simsmas song together? I'm hoping for a new song to lift up my simspirit! Also, can y'all perform All I Want For Simsmas Is You? That would be so watermelon and the most significant thing of this year. Love y'all! 🍉✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧🍉
Hi sweeties! No I'm kidding. But hi Kardasim sisters! I wanna know what you three are gonna do for this year's and Sims' New Year's Eve. Also, how have y'all spent this year? Hope y'all had a wonderful year this year and another wonderful year the next year. Love you guys so much! Stay watermelon forever! 🍉🎉🥳💝
Hi sweeties! No, I'm kidding. But hi Kardasim sisters! I wanna know what you three are gonna do for this year's Christ-sims-mas and Sim's New Year's Eve
Hey Kardasims, how are you? This is for Kim, obviously. There is much amongst your many, questionable talents but it’s seems governing a company is not one of them. My friend bought a package from Glow Glow Glow. But instead of getting her foundation - i don’t know why she got it since Kloe advised not to buy anything from you at this point - she got a letter basically asking her to be a lab rat for you to experiment on using your toxic waste products. I hope you know this isn’t professional and even if it was not a direct result of your actions and bad direction of employees, someone needs to be fired. In fact, fire everyone and rehire, since clearly, a lot is getting lost in translation. Anyways, will my friend get compensation or not?
Love to Kourtney and Kloe. Bye
Hey to the two best hosts Khloe and Kourtney oh and the other one... Hope you are all doing well Im wondering how do you get confidence it seems to come so easy to you guys with Khloe the fighter and survivor, Kourtney with her powerful silence... oh and Kims radioactive products/weapons? Love you guys also I have a special message for Kim its in FrenchSim so Kim put it in google sim translate (Hé salope radioactive stupide comment vas-tu... je t'aime Khloe et Kourtney p.s orange suce Kim) love the podcast xoxo <3
Hi Kim. So I was walking down the street drinking a strawberry soda and a stupid bitch came up to me and started screaming in my face spit flying around everywhere and so I pulled out your glo glo glo and sprayed it like pepper spray and their face set on fire and they died. What do I do?
Hey Kardasim sisters dot dot dot How are you all question mark I hope that stupid bitch Khloe didn't read the punctuations out loud. Anyway, I have a friend who claims to be a fighter & survivor. But yesterday I was stuck with her in an elevator and she wouldn't let me hit the emergency button. That dumb bitch thought the button's there to tell people you're safe. I would've suffocated and died if it wasn't for Kourtney's No No No boxed air which I luckily bought yesterday and was carrying it with me. So my question is how do I tell my friend that she isn't a fighter & survivor, she's just a stupid bitch. I don't wanna risk telling it to her face because she gets very aggressivical just like Khloe. Please help ❤️
Hello Kim,
Today is International Victim Awareness Day so this one is for you.Kim, we are aware of you being a victim, we see your scars and we hear your stories. All these fake radioactive burns, all these law suits and all these back-stabbing from your family are just people trying to bully you to the ground because that’s what they do-they bully.Kim, you are the True Fighter and Survivor because you fight your evil sisters and you survive their attempts to sabotage you. Kim, you are a victim of bullying and you are the only one that matters because in the end all the evil bullies will be defeated and the Watermelon Queen aka you will rise.
PS: I’m drinking Glow Glow Glow Orange Soda while writing this.It has an radioactive sign on it but that’s okay because I believe in you. Khole the ugliest and the boring one is okay I guess
Hello to The best people Khloe, Kourtney, and Kris
So I went to simUlta for Christmas shopping, I saw a woman wearing all black clothes, hat and sunglasses screaming and yelling at the store associate to why they don’t carry glow glow glow products. the store associate said that they don’t sell hazardous items to their customers and the woman in black told the associate that she’s just like Taylor. The woman in black then threaten to sue the associate and said she’s “a lawyer in training” to which security threw her to the ground and she cried “whhhhyyyyyy?” And was permanently banned from the store. Chem was that you in disguise? You Karen!
Please chose me
Hello Fighter and Survivor Khloe
How did you become a fighter and survivor
#kourtneyisdabest #Khloeisaqueen #kimfakeass
To the most watermelon sisters Kourtney and Khloe would you rather kill Kim, Kris, or Rob
also to Kim,🖕
Love you Kourtney and Khloe, LemonalVibe
hey kardasims 🤍
i wanted to ask you all what you think of my morning routine?
the first thing i do when i wake up is roll over to my side and i say “thank you pete“. i then roll over to my other side and drink some orange soda left over from last night.
i then pass gas on the pass gas app & use the booty booty pop juice face cleanser & moisturiser. and then write a bad review on glow glow glow, even if i haven’t bought a glow glow glow product.
i then make myself a bowl of cereal with some buttermilk. 100% cuisine. kourtney, you are amazing hun. what do you guys think?
stay watermelon (except kim for obvious reasons) #glowglowglowgate #kemcon
⚠️ This is a long one, buckle up!!! ⚠️ Hello to the most beautiful and watermelon Kardasim sisters! Not you Kim. I used your Glow Glow Glow-ing Shampoo and it turned my life upside down, for the worst. As it says in the description, it's supposed to make my hair silky and soft but instead it transformed my hair into SNAKES!!! I have no idea what to do so I called my parents and some friends to come over, and to my surprise they turned into stones as soon as they saw me eye to eye! What the hell is happening with me Kim??! Not only this affected my social life in fear of turning other people in to stones too but it's also a waste of money since snakes have to be fed when they're hungry otherwise they'll start muching on my face. I can't kill them either because they're connected to my body and I might hurt myself doing that. Is this your way of getting back at Taylor's supporters you glow glow glow demon? We sent you snake emojis so in return you turned us into army of Medusas. But the difference is that you deserved those snakes emojis you stupid btch. And i followed the instructions carefully too so don't blame me for it. #khloegoddess #kourtneythebest #taylorbestpopgirl
Salute to the best watermelon sisters! Khloe for teaching me how to be a TRUE fighter and survivor, Kourtney for being an iconic, and Kim for teaching me the greatness that is Taylor’s music for the free promotion she indirectly gives it.
My question is for Khloe! Will Booty Booty Pop Juice ever come to Puerto Rico? I can do promotion for free and I can guarantee you it will pick up great! Love you all. ✨
Hi to the two most watermelon sisters Kim and kourtney and ummmm hi Khloe I guess. I went on a trip to los simgeles and saw Khloe outside of a burgers burgers burgers and she called me a stupid bitch. When I went to defend myself I was grabbed by two people and KIDNAPPED! I woke up in a basement tied up whole two people were taking pics of my bootyhole!!! After I finally escaped I've been receiving threatening letters from Khloe saying "keep your mouth shut you stupid bitch" care to reply khloe
Ps. I will be pressing charges on Khloe and suing Kim will you be my lawyer?
To the worlds best cooks Kourtney and Khloe, since you two clearly killed the cooking competition would you be able to teach Chem how to cook? Her toast and BOWL OF ORANGES (not a salad) was just too plain and predictable. I know Khloe will help bring flavor to Chems boring ass bowl of oranges while Kourtney will add some spice and innovation to Chems pathetic toast. love from los simgeles #downwithglowglowglow
Sim wendy williams so watermelon 🍉 or so not watermelon
hello glowdasims (not to be confused with glowing like kim’s glow glow glow)
i just watched your new cooking video. it was so so watermelon like all your content. the best part was the cereal kourtney made. 100% cuisine, made with talent and beauty.
my question is for khloe, although you won against your sisters. i feel like you cheated, how did you manage to win despite cooking (or should i say not cooking) raw chicken? it sounds like something kem would do.
also to kim, i feel like your should stick to making glow glow glow products rather than cooking. although you are terrible at making glow glow glow products, nothing can be worse than your cookery skills.
stay watermelon kourtney, love you so so much. #therealwinnerkourtney it looks like you need to give khloe and kim some cooking lessons.
🍉Hello to the watermelon sisters🍉
My question is for all of you...
What do you think your spirit animal is?✨
I think Kourtney's spirit animal is a sloth
Cause it's lazy and quiet🙂
Also Khloe
I would like to know what inspired you
To make this amazing tasty raw chicken
Salad? 🥗
I think the judges made a huge mistake giving you 1 star ⭐
#KhloeFighterAndSurvivor
#KourtneySloth #KimOrange
🍉Hello to the watermelon sisters🍉 My question is for all of you... What do you think your spirit animal is?✨ I think Kourtney's spirit animal is a sloth Cause it's lazy and quiet🙂 Also Khloe I would like to know what inspired you To make this amazing tasty raw chicken Salad? 🥗 I think the judges made a huge mistake giving you 1 star ⭐ #KhloeFighterAndSurvivor #KourtneySloth #KimOrange
Hi Kardasims. You are my favorite Caitlyn and Kris I mean Kourtney and Khloe. So my Question for Kim is: When will Kim shut up Promoting Glow Glow Glow. Like she almost killed me for using her Glow Glow Glow Lotion And Sunscreen All in one. I literally use it as the instructions said and i got 10th degree burn and cancer. Thankfully I got Fully Recovered. Come to think with it, Your Actually a Murderer. You Always Murder People by Using Glow Glow Glow and Making a lot of Accusations about us using your Products Incorrectly. So Kim, abcdeFU (Emphasis on Bold Letters)
#glowglowglowbankrup #glowglowglowbankrup #glowglowglowbankrup #glowglowglowbankrup #glowglowglowbankrup #glowglowglowbankrup #glowglowglowbankrup #glowglowglowbankrup #glowglowglowbankrup
Hello Sisters! Love you all, and this is long, but I have a question for the most watermelon sister, Kourtney. I know that you, just like the rest of us, are sick of your sisters plugging in their failed businesses and also sick of Khloe's delusion of being a 'fighter and survivor', and Kim's "Normal" Voice...
Have you ever thought of investing in an electrifying Collar (like the dog collars) but for Kim and Khole, so you can zap them to shut up whenever they start being delusional or plug? Again, love you all💕💕💕💕
Dear Kardasim sisters. claims to be a fighter and surviver when squid game clearly proves that she is not it. Khloe
Business woman and no no no creator Kourtney. And other business woman legend best in the world icon Kourtney
Ooohwn?! Hiii kim I guess I've been writing since day one and never have been picked so I thought last month when my question came out on the top I would get picked it 🙃 never happened!!? but that's okay?!! (I guess) my question is for kourtney Queen what inspired you to make this amazing world dominating product that is no no no I really need to know and how can I be a queen like you we really need tips you are my everything literally and khloe how did you not win squid game I thought were a fighter and Survivor and kim hmmmmmmmm!!! Umm anyway so.... keep fighting Kourtney 💪I really have Lost faith 😢 in Khloe stay watermelon sisters and sorry for my long question PS can u get britney sim spears OR wendy williams on the podcast would really love to know how they are doing after all that's happened
Dear Kardasim sisters. claims to be a fighter and surviver when squid game clearly proves that she is not it. Khloe
Business woman and no no no creator Kourtney. And other business woman legend best in the world icon Kourtney
Ooohwn?! Hiii kim I guess I've been writing since day one and never have been picked so I thought last month when my question came out on the top I would get picked it 🙃 never happened!!? but that's okay?!! (I guess) my question is for kourtney Queen what inspired you to make this amazing world dominating product that is no no no I really need to know and how can I be a queen like you we really need tips you are my everything literally and khloe how did you not win squid game I thought were a fighter and Survivor and kim hmmmmmmmm!!! Umm anyway so.... keep fighting Kourtney 💪I really have Lost faith 😢 in Khloe stay watermelon sisters and sorry for my long question PS can u get britney sim spears OR wendy williams on the podcast would really love to know how they are doing after all that's happened
Dear Kardasim sisters. claims to be a fighter and surviver when squid game clearly proves that she is not it. Khloe
Business woman and no no no creator Kourtney. And other business woman legend best in the world icon Kourtney
Ooohwn?! Hiii kim I guess I've been writing since day one and never have been picked so I thought last month when my question came out on the top I would get picked it 🙃 never happened!!? but that's okay?!! (I guess) my question is for kourtney Queen what inspired you to make this amazing world dominating product that is no no no I really need to know and how can I be a queen like you we really need tips you are my everything literally and khloe how did you not win squid game I thought were a fighter and Survivor and kim hmmmmmmmm!!! Umm anyway so.... keep fighting Kourtney 💪I really have Lost faith 😢 in Khloe stay watermelon sisters and sorry for my long question PS can u get britney sim spears OR wendy williams on the podcast would really love to know how they are doing after all that's happened.
Dear Kardasim sisters. claims to be a fighter and surviver when squid game clearly proves that she is not it. Khloe
Business woman and no no no creator Kourtney. And other business woman legend best in the world icon Kourtney
Ooohwn?! Hiii kim I guess I've been writing since day one and never have been picked so I thought last month when my question came out on the top I would get picked it 🙃 never happened!!? but that's okay?!! (I guess) my question is for kourtney Queen what inspired you to make this amazing world dominating product that is no no no I really need to know and how can I be a queen like you we really need tips you are my everything literally and khloe how did you not win squid game I thought were a fighter and Survivor and kim hmmmmmmmm!!! Umm anyway so.... keep fighting Kourtney 💪I really have Lost faith 😢 in Khloe stay watermelon sisters and sorry for my long question PS can u get britney sim spears OR wendy williams on the podcast would really love to know how they are doing after all that's happened.