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hello to the most watermelon kardasim sister (no Kim not u! I’m sure u interrupted here and said thank u or hello) klhoe! When are you going to pull a Beyoncé and ditch Michelle (Kourtney) and Kelly (Kim)? Go solo and maybe bring back Kim and kourtney ever once and a while Like the way Beyoncé let kelly and michelle perform with her at the super bowl! stay watermelon queen!
Hey Kardasims, you guys are so watermelon. Kourtney is so chill about life I aspire to be her. Khloe seems like a great friend. Kim is so smart I am surprised she's not a professor at simvard.
And Kim you say you love 'ye' so I have a challenge for you. If you love 'ye' the most say the following 5 times:
"Taylor is my queen."
And also what do you guys think about Taylor's new album 'simlore'? Love you guys.
Hey simsters it’s me nickey the best chihuahua and pet in the world periodt anyways kourtney ur my queen ur amazing and your so watermelon and even invented it kept on kicking Kim and khloes fake ugly asses everyday
also kim ur a scammer I hope u go to jail
anyways i don’t have a question but can you girls try to impersonate each other TYSM stay watermelon Kourtney my queen kim and glow need to learn a lot from u
Hey Kardasims,
I hope you guys‘s day is so watermelon!
I have a question for all three of you, including the world‘s strongest fighter and survivor Khloe, the world’s sexiest woman ever, Kourtney, and the world’s fattest ass haver Kim.
Would you guys ever compete to be in America’s Next Top Sim Model? If so, who would you think will win? between you three, Ariana Grande, DeNicki Minaj, Beyonce, Taylor Swift, and Mariah?
Lots of love! ❤️
Hello to the most watermelon sister!!! Obviously this is for Khloe K! My question is....do your shoulders ever get tired from having to carry the Kardasim brand name? And Hello to the other two most Watermelon things I love hearing on the podcast: Khloe‘s fighter and survivor spirit and Khloe’s Booty booty booty pop juice! also to just be polite, hello to the other two Audience members who are always in studio When Khloe does her podcast. Kim, who’s name I remember becuz my lawyer keeps saying her name as I’m suing her for her glow glow glow since my dog just sniffed it and his nose fell off, which sucks for him becuz he’s a bloodhound who works for the beverly sim hills. A hello to the other audience member....I wanna say her name starts with a C? Stay watermelon Khloe! Also stop giving the mic to the audience members.
Greetings from India to the Kardasims! My question is for the three of you. Why don't you show us your simkids on the show? Is it because Kris doesn't allow you to? Btw...Kylie cosmetics is the best...Glow Glow Glow? We don't know that.
This question is for the most iconic idiotic trio of the 27th century(now). Khloe,Kourtney And Kim. On behalf of Kris (ex-kardasim) Simmer i'd like to say you no brainers are a bunch of bitches who need to respect the kindest and kind-loving mom of all time A.K.A Kris.
Lastly i'd like to hear your guy's opinion. My nincoompoop neighbor rebecca just broke up with her boyfriend/husband. She used to praise him every morning, calling his stupid name all the time and she used to think that he's the best man of the simworld (but he's the exact opposite). i'd like to know, what would you do in rebecca's position? will you still praise this man or just ditch him the way silly kourtney ditches all of her exes. Let me hear your opinion and please tell Kris i say Hi to her.
Whats Up the most watermelon sisters
Khloe #theFighterAndSurvivor
Kourtney #theBestButANegativeBiatch
Kim #theWorstMentallyButTheMostBeautiful
I have a question for Khloe the real fighter and survivor. Can you survive a disaster but theres a problem your also taking care of your sisters that are injured because of the disaster
Hey kardasims. I have a question for Khloe and Kim. How often do you go to the "dentist" and do you think Kourtney needs to go to the dentist so that she doesn't need to use your ass as a floating device all the time? PS Kourtney is queen❤❤❤
Hello to y'all, Kardasim sisters! This is my first comment in this website! Ever since I had a watermelon milkshake earlier, I got SO inspired that I HAD to leave a comment. I have oversensitive hearing, so chewing, coughing, and grunting noises trigger me, but listening to you sisters' endearingly annoying banter keeps me sane. :) Anyways, I wanna say I love the third segment of the podcast out of all the segments, and I noticed that both Khloe and Kourtney like to shut Kim down time to time even though there are rare occasions where she nails the definitions. Guys, just because Kim has this weird, crackhead vocabulary of hers, it doesn't mean y'all can just disrespect her answers. So I guess the question is: Kim, do you think they deliberately planned it? Love ya sisters! (even if some of your products suck) Sending hearts from the Philippines! ♥️ And no, not the organ trafficking kind. :D
hi Kardasims, i have a question for Kim, how is it to have an ugly crying face (as kourtney once said)? will you ever get that fixed on the dentist?? thank you Khloe and Kourtney (queen) for always helping Kim in her toughest moments, much love from PORTUGAL ❤️🍉
Hello kardasim sisters. Long time viewer but this is my first question. My question is for the BEST singer of the 25 century Kim. When will you release a new single? Ps. where do you think your talent comes from since we know your so not watermelon sister kourtney can`t sing and kris can`t either i still have nightmares about I love my friends. Double PS. You should be featured with taylor sim
To the most watermelon sister! Kim! Jk! That would be such a lie. The most watermelon sister is Kortney and Khloe I started burning glow glow glow and my dog is now a stupid bitch and he turned into...a bad watermelon! Kim this is all your fault I wanna refund! Glow glow glow is just over priced shit!
Hi Kardasims, my question in for the most watermelon sister, Kim. How does it feel to be bulled by your sisters every day? They're so jealous of you. Also, will you guys ever do a video with Paris Sim Hilton?
Hi Khloe, Kourtney and the most watermelon sister, ME... I mean Kim. I have used glow glow glow and am here to testify that Glow Glow Glow products do work! Just read the instructions and you will be fine. For example. I want to get rid of dead skin on my face. So I literally just used the glow glow glow exfoliator mixed with some orange soda (to those experiencing "burns" you must have used strawberry soda) to make my face bleed all over. Once that happens, the scars will form and scars are new skin so there you have it, literally fresh new skin. Just read the instructions and call the hotline if you have any questions. Don't let those two rude bitches make you suspicion of glow glow glow products and buy them NOW!
P.S This is definitely not Kim because the name is Kimmie
.・゜゜・Hello Kim! .・゜゜・
I wanted to inform you about the glow glow glow cleanser that I recently started to use. On the back of the product it says that the cleanser will give you amazing shine after the first use, leave your face without any impurities and hydrate your skin as well as getting rid of acne. The only thing that this product gave me was red, itchy skin and massive breakouts!! I immediately thought this was a mistake, and went again online to buy it, and started to use it just as the instructions said. My skin got horribly worse and I almost got eczema and STD, if it wasn't for the amazing "booty booty pop juice". Khloé didn't lie when she said that booty booty pop juice is amazing. Got me a bigger ass as well. So Kim, in regards of the glow glow glow cleanser I want my money back, a refund and prepare for court because you have an incoming lawsuit waiting for you!! Love you Khloé and Kourtney.
Have a nice day.・゜゜・
Hi Kardasims!!!! first i wanted to point out the horrible experience I had with glow glow glow, I have severe eczema that was just starting to recover but I then made the bad decision of buying glow glow glow. It did not only just bring back my eczema but it brought it back 10 times worse!!!! I didn't want to have to say anything but its really quite bad, is there anything i can do to get rid of it? I've tried all the eczema cream I can get in my local shops and i even bought the glow glow glow eczema cream and that didn't help either.
secondly ,if strawberry and orange soda didn't exist what would you sisters do?
Hi kardasims! First of all I want to say I love you Kim so much, you are the REAL fighter and survivor and the watermelon queen to my heart. And khloè is ok I guess. anyways I recently bought your glow glow glow product and I couldn't wait to try it on, but once I came home my pet parrot ate all the glow glow glow products and now she's turning into a green monster. Please help. Love from Italy 🍕🍝#glowglowglow #kardasims #kourtneyfighterandsurvivor
Agastopia
hi queens. to kim, i am one of the glow glow glow 3 gold members. i wanna say that your products are very effective. my face is smooth and beautiful and people have been asking for my skin care secrets. i think my only suggestion is to reduce your skin care manual from 950 pages to just 3. it took me four months to finish reading the manual and by that time, the product has almost expired.
your customer service is very accomodating and smart. i once asked how to remove the scars in my ass and the told me to use booty booty pop juice which was effective. love glow glow glow and love you so much
Hello Kardasims; this question goes to the most watermelon, amazing, talented, astonishing, brilliant, captivating, underrated . smart, and beautiful sister....
Kourtney :) can you please give me advice for how to deal with annoying sisters? You, being a real fighter and survivor seem to have a lot of experience with the other two in YOUR podcast.
Love you girls (mostly kourtney) xx
Hello Kardasims, thank you for your hard work during this trying time and for making us all laugh. Now firstly, Kourtney, we all know you are the most watermelon sister and have the best singing voice, so when are you releasing an album and who would you put on it? To Khloe, other than you who would you say has the most ugly personality in your family? And to Kim, why do you think Kanye is leaving you for Jeffree Star? Is it because he has a better make up line than you?
So I've been using your glow glow glow makeup kit for like a year and a half now, and honestly, my face glowed (which is a good thing) but it glowed so brightly that no one can actually see it. I need help with this asap! But still giving 3/5 reviews on this performance.
Question for Kim. What do you call your sisters when you're angry or annoyed? Khloe calls ya'll stupid b*tches, Kourtney calls ya'll dumb b*tches, what do you call them Kim? PS: Kim your voice is so angelic and soothing, Kourtney you are so swag and cool, and Khloe you are a neat and well-organized person. <33 SENDING LOVE FROM THE PHILIPPINES 😘
Hello Kardasims my question is for Khloe. I think it’s so rude that Kim tries to spread lies about your Booty Booty Pop Juice when there is absolutely nothing wrong with it. Is it so she can get more sales with her failure Glow Glow Glow? Why can’t she be supportive of her younger sister?
p.s. Kourtney I love you you are a queen
Question to Kim: Hi Kim, my cousin tricked me into drinking Booty Booty Pop Juice. And after drinking it, I can't feel my booty anymore. I tried to reach out to Khloé since she promotes it. You will not believe what her response was. She called me a stupid bitch and threatened to release my booty hole picture, if I raise my voice. I don't even know where she got it from. Kim, I know you're a soon-to-be lawyer, so can you please advice me how I can sue Khloé for promoting a harmful product, threatening and being RUDE? Thanks in advance, xox.
Hi Sisters, I am a makeup artist for cats and i was working on a photoshoot with Catomi Campbell and Gigi Catdid. Both models ran away when I tried to use the glow glow glow mascara on them. After six months of cat therapy we learnt that the glow glow glow mascara contained a fractured soul and could potentially be a horcrux. Kim would you like to tell us why you include evil souls in your products. I have since lost my job as a make up artist and both models have had to spend millions of dollars in therapy , hopefully you’ll be paying us back for loss of income. thank you xoxo
Just wanted to say that the most watermelon sister is the one that would make a great lawyer. Khloe. Question for Kim; is there a religion about Kanye that only you follow?
p.s. Khloe, the only host of the podcast, I have followed your workout routine and it has helped me lose so much weight. Thank you!
Just wanted to say that the most watermelon sister is the one that would make a great lawyer. Khloe. Question for Kim; is there a religion about Kanye that only you follow?
p.s. Khloe, the only host of the podcast, I have followed your workout routine and it has helped me lose so much weight. Thank you!
Hi Kardasim Sisters. First of all, Khloe the fighter and survivor, and Kim the most successful businesswoman in The Sim World, and Kourtney the robot girl. You guys are so watermelon!
Kim, how do you feel that you and Ye are going to divorce? and the 2 other sisters, how do you feel about Jeffree Simstar is with Kanye? I love you all so much, very much appreciated if you see this!
Hey Kardi sisters! First of all Kim, I tried GlowGlowGlow’s Acne-be-gone Serum and followed all 4 paragraphs of directions exactly and it worked as expected!!! Thank you for making such a watermelon product. My question fir you is: will you ever host an online class to show every stupid bitch in the world how to properly read directions? Much love from Los Angeles!! Your biggest fan- Jason!
Kim being a stupid bitch so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Christmas dinner with the whole family- so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Kris herself- so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Suing Glow Glow Glow: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?
Hi Kadrasims my name is Steven Khloe and Kourtney are the most super watermelon and Kim is a scammer she keeps sending her glow glow glow and I keep throwing them away I don’t want to try on your glow glow glow on Kim so my question is for Khloe and Kourtney if Kim wasn’t in the podcast who would be in it. A.Kylie B.Kendall C.Taylor D.Lana del ray
Ceilings - So watermelon or so not watermelon?
Hey, Kardasims! 🍉 You guys are so watermelon! 🍉 I hope everything's going well with you Kourtney and Khloe, and who's the other one? Uhh.. nevermind! :D I got a Math problem yesterday on my online class and I need your help! I know you guys are smart, true fighter and survivor, and ambitious. The math problem was: If Ben had 6 watermelons and Dan had 4 watermelons. And the sun hits the ground, what is the mass of Uranus? Thank you in advance! I trust in you guys. ❤️
Khloe, you are a true fighter and survivor! Kourt, you are so beautiful! and keep up, R..Rebecca? Yeah! Stay watermelon! 🍉🍉🍉
This is for Kim The Business woman. I just wanted to tell you that I have used your Glow Glow Glow products and it’s amazing. It made my skin so clear and bright and smooth.Also my eyes was hurt but after I used your Glow Glow Glow eye droppers and I followed the instructions Now my eyes are better and clearer. My question is When are you gonna release new products? I can’t wait to try your amazing Glow Glow Glow❤️
A huge fan from Cambodia ❤️
hi my stupid bitch friend nik won’t listen to your amazing podcast on group listen on Spotify ... when I turn it on he keeps turning it off how can I make him listen to your podcast and also get revenge on him for turning it off ... also can you ask kris if she will adopt me Ily kris ur da best mwah xoxo me I am zaki the Elusive manteuse happy 50th birthday podcast hoes xoxo
if you had only one make up brand to use ever Again between Glow glow glow or jeffreeSims cosmetics what would you choose?
If each of you were a housewife in the show “the real housewives of Beverly Sims” what would your taglines Would be ?
ps : love y’all and Khloe you’re the real fighter and survivor
Question for the three most watermelon sisters 😊. If you had 1 wish what would it be? And why? SENDING LOVEE FROM THE PHILIPPINES EHIHIHI 😍🤗
This question is for Kim the watermelon queen (don't worry Kourtney and Khloe u two are so watermelon too :) How do you start your morning without saying and mentioning Kanye? LOVE YALL FROM THE PHILIPPINES 😍😘
Hello Kardasims! I started listening to KHLOE's podcast sometime around last year in August and I fell in love with it. It is literally the only podcast I ever listen to. I've caught up to the latest one so I re-listen to the older ones. I LOVE ALL OF YOU.. specially the most watermelon sister, Kourtney. My question is to Kourtney : I'm a med student and I returned to college in January and life has been really hard. Exams are coming up and it's really stressful.. also, no one talks to me in my hostel. My best friend has changed and it's really lonely being far from home. So how do you cope with stress and loneliness being the most savage and watermelon sister that you are. Love you all!!
Good day Kardasims, Khloé keep fighting and surviving and dont listen to the cockroaches that are with you especially Kim, speaking of Kim what is up with you and murdering? And Kourtney. Thank
Hello Kardasims!
Khloe, hi!
Kourtney, hello!
Kim, I love you. You are the most watermelon person in the SimWorld.
My first question is for Khloe and Kourtney. Khloe and Kourtney, in the past podcasts, you have said nothing except criticisms about Kim's GlowGlowGlow. Name one thing that is good about Kim's make-up products.
My second question is for Kim. Kim, when will the production for GlowGlowGlow resume? I am dying to buy these amazing products of yours.
Love from the Philippines!
Hello Kardasims hope y'all doing well. My first question goes to the most watermelon sisters Kim and Kourtney, What would you do if you could go anywhere you want but have to bring one of the following (Taylor, Beyoncé or Kris). My next question goes to the least watermelon sister Khloé. My question is that would you get locked in a room with Kris for one week or live with an disorganized pantry for one year. Love from UAE🙂.
hello to the most watermelon sister, who is so beautiful and inspiring. and never gives up and tries their best in life. and hi i guess to the 2 others sisters, chloe and kem
my question is for goddess kourtney : why do you allow kim and khloe (the delusional non fighters and survivors and bad business people) to constantly take over your podcast? kim and khloe constantly interrupt you and treat you with zero respect.
i mean it’s so obvious that you are the real host. you have the sexiest voice by far, and you are always the funniest. you are also the true fighter and survivor no matter what khloe says because you faced the animatronics at five nights at freddy‘s while khloe ran away and screamed “oh my god kem“
love you angel kourtney as always 🤍 #khloekhloeflopjuice #KimDidntCreateThatsSoWatermelonKourtneyDid
#YeCheatedOnKim
This is for Kourtney and Khloe, would you rather use Glow glow glow for a month daily? or treat Kim as your sister and stop calling her a stupid bleep for a week daily? (PS: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH KIM YOU ARE SO ICONIC AND I DO LOVE UR GLOW GLOW GLOW ALOT) Greetings from the Philippines <33