The Kardasim Podcast

Hi cloi and kourtney and kim, I applied and I got a job though Kim said to apply hand cream and when I put it on my hands, she said why did you put it on your hands? It's supposed to go on your feet and they read the description of the product again and it said hand cream only use for feet and then I got 3rd° burn on my hands but I at least got Kim's make-up kit and I'm really grateful for it, best wishes to kimberly

Dolly Parton, so watermelon or so watermelon?

"Phantasmagoria" for who's the smartest

Hi Kardasim sisters! Especially Kim, now before I get to my question, I just need to put a stop to the slander that has been done to Kim's Glow Glow Glow makeup, like I don't get the hate towards it, it works for me, y'all people are just lazy for not reading and following instructions, for example, Kim's Glow Glow Glow Snakey Eyeliner, it clearly states in the 1.5 size font in the 209th page of the book of instructives that the eyeliner should be placed in your right pinky toe in the middle of the night when the wolves are howling, not by coyotes, not by household dogs, wolf howl. The eyeliner will then be brought to life and slither its way up to the eyes like a snake (hence the name of the makeup), and voila, you got yourself a gorgeous eyeliner. I've seen a lot of complaints about it on the Glow Glow Glow website like "how dare you Kheme make me a snake?!?" Or "Kheem you *****! Why am I slowly turning into stone?!?!", something along those lines, I cannot with their laziness to read instructions.

So unto my question, Kim, if you were to come across an orange strawberry soda, would you drink it? And also, why does Kourtney and Khloe hate orange soda?

Stay watermelon! Love from the Philippines