The Kardasim Podcast

Hi girls Imy name is Nathan, I just want to say what the fuck!, I was sent glow glow glow new product the glow glow glow supernova spray and as A fighter and survivor shout-out to Queen Khloe, I threw that shit outside because I'm not about to nuke my house, I was like absolutely not no , and let's just say instead of blowing up my house it blew up my city Gotham new Jersey, now the justice league is after me and the US government has declared me a enemy of state, I'm currently on the run with my 2 boyfriends Dante and Sebastian, we are planning on clearing my name and exposing glow glow glow,

(update) We've managed to clear my name with the justice league, and the government, as we speak their leading a campaign on all glow glow glow factories across SIMerica, warning for Khloe and Kourtney they might raid your studio so be careful

Hi girls, I wanted to share my recent experience with yall. So I was enjoying my day last week when I heard a knock at the door. To my disbelief it was THE Kim Kardasim. Like wtf? I was like "Kim!? WHAT are you doing here Ahahaha." (Can i get a OHhhMmYyyGAwwddDdd?) She was going door to door giving out glowglowglow samples for their new glow glow gello shots. Usually I stay away from Kim's products given their notoriety, but the Queen herself was right there so I slurped those shots up like a good boy. 10 seconds later my left hand fell off and Kim said "thats just temporary and hopefully you're right handed", I am right handed so thats fine I guess. Kim started giggling and then left. What a sweet lady! The next day $3000 left my account to GGG ... um that's weird. Anyways still waiting for my hand to grow back, love ya Kim! Question for Kourtney - how does it feel to be the fan favourite? Question for Khloe - whats it like being such a diva, any tips on how to be more like khloe? Question for Kim - whhhyyyyy? P.S. Kourtney is my idol, and khloe is kute.

"Phantasmagoria" for who's the smartest

Hi Kardasim sisters! Especially Kim, now before I get to my question, I just need to put a stop to the slander that has been done to Kim's Glow Glow Glow makeup, like I don't get the hate towards it, it works for me, y'all people are just lazy for not reading and following instructions, for example, Kim's Glow Glow Glow Snakey Eyeliner, it clearly states in the 1.5 size font in the 209th page of the book of instructives that the eyeliner should be placed in your right pinky toe in the middle of the night when the wolves are howling, not by coyotes, not by household dogs, wolf howl. The eyeliner will then be brought to life and slither its way up to the eyes like a snake (hence the name of the makeup), and voila, you got yourself a gorgeous eyeliner. I've seen a lot of complaints about it on the Glow Glow Glow website like "how dare you Kheme make me a snake?!?" Or "Kheem you *****! Why am I slowly turning into stone?!?!", something along those lines, I cannot with their laziness to read instructions.

So unto my question, Kim, if you were to come across an orange strawberry soda, would you drink it? And also, why does Kourtney and Khloe hate orange soda?

Stay watermelon! Love from the Philippines