The Kardasim Podcast

Hello sisters, specifically Kourtney and Khloe. Kim, you and your demonic Glow Glow Glow factory please STAY AWAY FROM ME AND MY LIFE. Excuse me for my unpronounceable name, i had to use a fake name to hide my identity for the sake of my safety, but you can temporarily call me Anna SimVictoria Alcott.

A few months ago, i was looking for a product that can help with my skin texture, my absolute dream was having glass skin. One day, i was browsing for a professional, I received a message from my simEmail from the address called GGG666@vanish.com, saying that they had solutions for my problems, the only thing i needed to to was booking an appointment with them, so i did. I showed up at the GGG factory's office/clinic a few days later, and Kim was there. She handed me a few ampoules, saying that they contains advanced formulas for clear skin. I did what i was told and consumed the serum.

After a few weeks, i frequently experienced blackouts, nosebleed and headaches as well as hallucinations of black shadows that i can only see in the middle of my eyes, and they were constantly whispering "purchase Glow Glow Glow blushes". Thinking it was just a side effect of the lack sleep, i just pushed it aside. But inwas wrong, it was getting worse and worse. I kept finding dead animals around my house, creepy dolls on my attic and basement, and having dreams about my skin , melting off. Confusingly, i went to consult with Kim in her office, but as soon as i stepped through the factory's gate, i collapsed and went unconscious.

When i woke up, i was in one of VANISH facility's chamber, in front of me was Kim and her lizard assistants . I aksed why would she do all of this to me, why did she set me up for weeks. Kim calmly revealed that her GGG company was actually a Demonic Coven and she needs to offer a sim life for her Dark Deity and their pact in exchange for wealth, fame and big ass ( that's why she is still rich despite her flop business ) that the ampoules weren't skincare, they were merely just chemicals used for "purifying" me, because when the time comes, i would be a sacrificial offering.

Luckily i remembered i was still bringing some cans of Booty Booty Pop Juice, i quickly tossed the strawberry flavour drinking onto her face, making her face sizzling and incapacitated for a moment enough for me to escape. The BBPJ also reversed the effect of the earlier ampoules, and i am now sheltering in a No No No Divine Protection limited edition, but the BBPJ supply is running out, and going out for supply is a dangerous life gambling game.

Please send help, queen Kourtney and The Fighter and Survivor Khloe, stop your immortal evil witch sister or more and more people gonna suffer the same fate as me #AveHestia