The Kardasim Podcast

KHLOE OH MY GOD!!!

I bought your new Booty Booty Flop Juice: Kim X Khloe Edition, Uranium-infused Orange Flavored Ass Inflator, and during the first few minutes after ingesting it, I had turned into a gigantic Kockroach flipped on my back on my bed, my tiny legs are oozing radioactive material pouring on the bed and the floor creating tiny holes in the ceiling of my neighbors downstairs. The building had to be evacuated, but because of that fucking disgusting shit fuckery of a juice which I’m pretty sure the fucked up biochemist sister is responsible for, I was left behind to perish in the building alone for I was no longer compatible with human life. My life is over because of this heinous collaboration. I now lie flat on my back awaiting my demise, which as you know being the mother of all Kockroaches, takes ages and ages and ages since Kockroaches survive even in apocalypses.

PS: I COULDNT FIND THE PLUMP BIG BOOTY LOGO YOU SAID I WOULD FIND ON THE ORIGINAL BOOTY BOOTY POP JUICE PRODUCTS. ONLY A HAZARDOUS WASTE SIGN AND A LINE BELOW THAT SAID “CRAFTED AND PERFECTED IN THE GLOWGLOWGLOW UNDERGROUND FACILITY INC.”, are you jumping on the Kim brakeless train of mass destruction and bio weaponry? this is so not watermelon.