The Kardasim Podcast

LISTENER RESPONSE

‼️🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! 🚨‼️

Khloe 😍😍I need you to put on your kockroach straps and prepare to fight and survive the confidential information I’m about to tell you and Kourtney 🥸 get ready to call Kim a stupid bitch 🙄✋🏽

It all started when I purchased Khloe’s fruit salad flavored booty booty pop juice with the strawberry soda flavored packaging 🍓🍓🍓. On the day my package arrived, I heard a knock on my door. Upon opening it, I saw a bunch of glow glow glow lizards dressed up in suits. 🦎They put a bag over my head and kidnapped me!! They threw my weak, fragile, and petite body into a vehicle of some sort and drove off. After they tied my arms behind my back, they took off my bag and I was SHOCKED to not only see Kim staring me in the face with her ugly black turtle neck on but KANYE SIMWEST sitting right next to her!!! 😱😱😱

Kanye went into detail about how he is the owner of Vanish and how he’s been secretly collaborating with Kim to take down booty booty pop juice and No No No and all the people who buy it! This is why you hear so many reviews of sims saying Kim has sabotaged the products they bought from Khloe and Kourtney. After telling me this, we get to the glow glow glow factory and Kim and her lizard goons forced me into a doctors chair and tie my arms and legs to the chair. They inject me with the Glow Glow Glow City Destroyer Brain Altering Monster Serum and within five minutes I was transformed into a glozilla monster. Kim told me my mission was to destroy all of the No No No and Booty Booty pop juice factories and as I was on the way to complete my mission De Nicki Mineh, Taylor, and Beyonce Simknowles appeared and literally kicked my ass and kicked all the glow glow glow lizard goons asses and fed me a booty booty pop juice drink and I returned back to normal.

I am shocked at the lengths kim will go to to destroy cities and ruin the lives of people who wanna support Khloe and Kourtney!! Kim do you care to explain?????!!!! Also Khloe thank you for saving my life. If it wasn't for booty booty pop juice, I would have been a goner. I have the motherlode hookup if this booty booty pop juice thing goes south Khloe. Kim, this is why Khloe ate your birthday cake you stupid bitch. Khloe and Kourtney are so watermelon and Kim you WILL be hearing from my lawyers. Stan Taylor and Mariah. Also if I didn't say this already, Kim you're a stupid bitch. Love u Khloe and Kourtney!! Stay watermelon, Jose 😍