The Kardasim Podcast

Hello to the two Kardasim sisters.

Yes, I know there is three of you but a recent turn of events has caused me to only like Kim and Kourtney.

last week was my moms 50th birthday. To help celebrate, I purchased the limited edition Glow Glow Glow pop juice and booty booty pop juice. I used the Glow Glow Glow as instructed. I shook it forcefully and set it on the floor. It erupted into a violent explosion, and created a mini firework show. It was perfect! I then grabbed the gallon size booty booty pop juice. I shook it and nothing happened. I ended up shaking it so hard the cap flew off and it’s contents drenched my mother. Her ass inflated to 7 times it’s size instantly, causing her to fall backwards, cracking her skull and causing a small earthquake. The hospital was able to reverse the effects but I was charged 10k in medical bills. I am traumatized. My question is to Khloe. Why would you advertise a product as pop juice if it doesn’t pop when I shake it like the Glow Glow Glow does? It’s very dangerous to falsely advertise products that can effect your health.

Stay watermelon Kim and Kourtney.