EPISODE 111 - ASK THE KARDASIMS
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Hello to Khloe and Kourtney from Germany,
I hope you are doing okay.
Not you Kim
I don't care about you Kim.
I recently bought her GlowGlowGlow Glowing Glow Body Glow Glow in the Dark Serum.
On the website it said »for glowing glow lovers«. And I love myself a lil glow every once in a while, and since the price had dropped to $50 because of the holidays, which was such a steal for Kim's usual prices I was debating whether or not to buy it.
So I ordered it. Biggest mistake ever!
When I took it out of the box, everything was pretty normal.
But when I put it on, something odd happened. I started breaking out.
Not in Hives, but rather my skin started peeling off. I passed out because of the horrendous smell of farts and booties. My mom walked in and called the ambulance. I am now in a hospital bed in the ER. I tried calling the GlowGlowGlow help center to find out what the problem was, and that bitch told me to get professional help because I ordered in the first place.
Turns out there was something in the fineprint that said: »never put on human skin. For aliens and furries only. Highly flamable«.
It only said it on the box and not on the website. And before I could even do anything they took the product off their website. Fortunately I was able to buy the BootyBootyPopJuice restoration creme to help heal my wounds. And it came in a wonderful NoNoNo recycled box.
To Kim: you owe me a new right arm, left leg, nose and stomach.
To Khloe and Kourtney: I love you guys, you are so watermelon.
Have a great day (not kim.) !
– Skibidi Sami