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EPISODE 109 - ASK THE KARDASIMS (REPOST)

Re-Posting this here because WIX has moved from Forums to groups. Sorry for the confusion!


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Hello dearest Kardasim simsters; Khloe and Kourtney. Kim can choke though 💓

This is a passionate warning and cry for help.


Last month me and my evil aunt Samantha were in SimMart when we found a glow glow glow to hell: hot sauce pack. And knowing the awful dangers of glow glow glow, I of course made her buy it.


But after getting home, making tacos, and reading the 9 booklets of instructions which were wrapped in glass and sheet metal, it came time to try them. The flavors were called Satan's Butthole, Volcanic Simgasm, and Chernobyl Lime... my aunt let the hot sauce smoke out like it said to, then she applied a quarter of a quarter of a milligram of each flavor onto her taco.


Everthing seemed to be going well, until she excused herself to go to the bathroom. That's when the entire building started shaking, and I heard growling coming from the bathroom, as what looked like a giant taco with my aunt's face broke through the door, glowing neon green and vomiting lava everywhere. I ran to see why there was smoke coming from the bathroom, and found that her poop had melted through the toilet, down through the pipelines, and had made a hole all the way down the building.


That's when my taco mutated aunt grabbed me and threw me out of the window, but luckily I had my no no no parachute box so I safely made it down just in time.


Police cars showed up and they had to transfer her into a lab using helicopters to lift her up. The building collapsed, people were hospitalized, and now the whole city is under quarantine because of a rare virus that spread causing those same symptoms, which later scientists found out it was from the glow glow to hell hot sauce after studying her...


So Kim, if you don't want to glow glow glow to jail jail jail, then I suggest you glow glow glow your ass to court, because me and the city are suing, and I demand a refund AND a public apology (no the 1% off coupon doesn't count.)


And I hope you're not seriously considering representing yourself in court. But if you really are, then I'm gonna bring a camera crew with me, because it's gonna be so watermelon!... not for the reasons that you might think tho...


Love you Khloe and Kourt!!! 💓💝❤️‍🔥🍉

#nonopopjuice #megan

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EPISODE 107 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

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Getting an expensive dog , so watermelon or so not watermelon?

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EPISODE 106 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

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So Watermelon or SO NOT WATERMELON

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EPISODE 105 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

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Who's the Smartest?: "I go in hard, come out soft, and am never the same. What am I?"

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EPISODE 104 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

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Stacy's Mom, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

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EPISODE 103 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

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EPISODE 102 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

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13 dic 2024

Being the last one standing, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

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EPISODE 101 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

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EPISODE 100 - SPECIAL

This episode is gonna be a bit different! Send in an audio recording for Listener Response. You can submit it to press@simgmproductions.com. SUBJECT LINE: The Kardasim Podcast 100


Try to get your submission in by September 8th. We'll select 5 different people, but know that we're grateful for every submission. ❤️


For That So Watermelon please leave your words/topic below.


The Who's the Smartest segment will feature trivia questions. We 'll be out of character and try to answer. This may change though, we'll see.


Thank you for making this a fun 100, here's to more to come! 🍉

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Armand Okoye
Armand Okoye
10 oct 2024

Having patience and gratefulness, so watermelon or so not watermelon? (You should try it..)

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