Hi to the most Watermelon🍉 Sister Khloe and Kourtney and khiem...
I reacently bought the new No No No Box so i could store all of my Booty Booty Pop Juice because my aparment is a liltle small, but the next day I was on the train when something fell on my head from the open train window, and when i look what fell on my head it was a Glow Glow Glow train train Ass juice, I immediatly threw the glow glow glow out off the train and didn't think about it after untill.. I was going home from sim mart as i got some Booty Booty pop juice and got my No No No box from the store, when i got home i turned on the tv and then i saw something very bad... a Glow Glow Glow juice bottle exploded under a train and it killed 15 PEOPLE and injured 48, Los Simgeles Police and Sim FBI have now raided multiple Glow Glow Glow Factories, Vending Mashines and stores that sell thees HORRIBLE products. I hope that kHIem goes to Guantanamo Sim Bay For LIFE.
No No No and Booty Booty Pop Juice are so Watermelon🍉and Khloe is a #fighterandsurvivor and Kourtney is #UnbotheredQueen (ps. Kylie's Products are so Watermelon🍉) Love❤️ yall Exept KHiem
Heyyy Kardasims! Surprisingly, I included Kim in that hello! Be grateful Kim!
Anywho, this is going to be about debates and or arguments that had led off with the beautiful revenge body, booty popping, Khloe. Khloe is a fighter and survivor, but today we are going to focus on the fighting aspect! Khloe does not shrimp out and stands her ground on what she believes in.
That being said, I want to ask Khloe..and the other two, Almighty Goddess Kourtney, and Kim too ig..which of the Fighter and Survivor points do you agree with the most? You HAVE to pick one Kim and Kourtney. Acknowledge and appreciate your little sister’s big mouth. I know it can be extremely annoying sometimes but just bear with it for this question.
Here are the past arguments and tangents of Khloe:
Chicken Garden Salad debate on how they DO exist
Break-fast” debate on how the first thing you eat is your “breakfast” no matter what time of day it is
How Khloe owns the podcast
Being a fighter and survivor isn’t easy and Khloe has so many hardships and struggles
Khloe loves plants and has always gotten points in “whos the smartest” with no problems at all with botany as an answer!!!
Out of those, which ones do you agree with the most, sisters?
EVERYBODY HAS TO PICK ONE-
Love you guys!
(Ps. K names are overrated and names that begin with C’s are way better ❤️💖)
This question is for Khloe , (The TRUE fighter and survivor and the REAL host of the podcast,) And your my favorite sister because your so watermelon and so funny aswell LMAO Anyways, My question is would you ever try black hair ??
Hi fighter and survivor Kem, I'm writing to you and your guests to ask if you've heard about Kylie's new underwear line called: No Booty Glow. It's a glow in the dark underwear that makes it look like you have an ass for those like kourtney who lack one. It comes in multiple colours and I have ordered a pair for my friend who is in dire need of an ass, It glow glow glows in the dark so that if your at the club you can have a glow in the dark party.
A single pair costs $30.000 and they self organise in your closet, well worth the money I say. Keum I think you should buy and donate a pair to your assless sister, maybe one extra for up above too since she's lacking in that area also. Help make her look like a successful business woman like you. Keep that ass firm, strong and most important of all Big
Hi KardASSims! I wanted to ask if Kem can give us a tutorial on how to get off our asses and work. Given the dimensions of her ass, I am sure it is not easy getting up off it to study in a bikini and run businesses (into the ground).
Hello to the three watermelon sisters! I've been thoroughly enjoying the latest album by Lady Sim-Gaga, MAY-KHEM (idk why it's spelled like that), but I recently noticed something strange about the album – it might secretly be an album about Glow Glow Glow! If you don't believe me, just look at the tracklist:
Disease – a song about the thing you contract when you use Glow Glow Glow products
Abracadabra – a song about the last few words that Glow Glow Glow employees hear in their life
Garden of Eden – a song about a department in the Glow Glow Glow factory where the Glow Glow Glow Apple is made
Perfect Celebrity – a song about Kim
VANISH Into You – a song about VANISH and what happens to Glow Glow Glow employees when they're sent there (yes, "VANISH" is in all caps in the title)
Killah ft. Ge-sim-ffelstein – another song about Kim
Zombieboy – a song about what Glow Glow Glow employees become after working there
LoveDrug – a song about one of Glow Glow Glow's failed products
How Bad Do U Want Me – a song about Glow Glow Glow's marketing being deceptively effective despite Khloe and Kourtney's warnings
Don't Call Tonight – a song about the Glow Glow Glow hotline's opening hours
Shadow Of A Man – another song about what Glow Glow Glow employees become after working there
The Beast – a song about Glowzillas and Kockroaches with a K
Blade Of Grass – a song about a lucky Glow Glow Glow employee finally escaping the company and being able to touch grass for the first time in 15 years
Die With A Smile ft. Bruno Sim-Mars – a song about that employee succumbing to their Glow Glow Glow disease, but they're happy because they're finally free
What do you three think about the album? I heard Lady Sim-Gaga has already hired the famous and successful lawyer Annalise in case she gets hit with a lawsuit for this album. Anyway, stay watermelon! 🍉🍉🍉 #MAYKHEM
This podcast is so not watermelon... April Fools! I've been listening to the podcast repeatedly for the past four years and I just want to say that MOST of you are so watermelon!
I have some questions for the most beautifully voiced, the most skilled with REAL talent, and the TRUE fighter and survivor business owners: Kim and Kourtney.
What would happen to your respective businesses (Glow Glow Glow and No No No) if you would one day just retire out of nowhere? Would you just shut your respective businesses down t̶o̶ V̶.A̶.N̶.I̶.S̶.H̶? If not, what are your plans and who would be your successor: Your momager Kris, Kendall, Kylie, Rob, or your... so not watermelon sister? And what would you do next once you retire?
Oh, and a bonus question for Kim, what does V.A.N.I.S.H. actually stand for? We've been DYING to know.
Stay watermelon Kool Kourtney, Klever Kim, and... Kranky Khloé. : )
P.S. Remember to always F.E.A.R. Kim! (Feel Everything And Respect)
If I had a nickel for everytime Kim was a stupid bitch, I'd have a house full.
You see, I used to work for glow glow glow a couple years back. But ever since that "incident" things haven't been the same. Kim thought it would be a good idea to sell, "Glow Glow Glow: Glowpops" the first ever glow glow glow lollipop. The problem was we didn't have the right ingredients to make the lollipops.So Kim came up with an idea. Instead of actually buying ingredients, Kim thought it would be a good idea to make her own all natural "ingredients".... They were not ingredients..they were biogredients. I warned her, "Kim, you don't know what could happen if mix failed biochemicals with other ones. I say we don't do it!" But Kim just rolled her eyes and brushed me off. "Oh my god you are SO sensitive! Whatever we'll be fine." I nodded even though Kim was making a horrible mistake! As soon as she added one drop of the biogredient to the mix, a fowl and burnt radiant smell filled the room. 2 minutes later the alarms went off and almost everyone in the room past out and a few even died! Others did survive with minor injuries such as hives and melting skin. Most of us escaped the room and exit the building but Kim was nowhere to be seen. Then we looked away for a split second and...KABOOM!!! the main building exploded and crumbled to the ground I told everyone to run away. As I was running I tripped and a metal pole fell on my legs I pleaded for help but no one heard me. So I did the impossible and sacrificed my legs and crawled to safety. I am now in a weel chair and I work from home now and I'm too scared to leave my house. SCREW YOU KIM! You will hear from my lawyers!
hi to the stupidest bitches that we all know and love. all of you are great in their own way: Kim, you are so right for hating taylor with a lowercase t (she doesn't even deserve to have her name capitalised) that skank is so stupid and insufferable and her music is beyond trash. a lot of people may say your products are bad, but I hate to break it to them: there need to be bad products in order to tell the good products apart (the good products in question are neither No No No nor Booty Booty Pop Juice, but rather Kylie Rocks; those rocks slay (literally; they have the potential of killing someone, just like Glow Glow Glow, but they're still better because they're Kylie's)); Khloe, you are such a confident queen and I love to see it (btw keep passing the gas you are so good at it and the world is so much better thanks to you); Kourtney, you are also there, which I guess is better than nothing.
My question is for all of you. Which one of your adventures (or more fittingly misadventures) was your favourite and why? (for example Hogwarts, Jaws, The Hunger Games) hopefully this hasn't been asked before but if it has been maybe you could give an updated answer
P.S. sending love from Kockroach State University Kampus, Kalifornia, Kanada (it is an alternate universe in which I got sent after opening 10 of Kourtney's No No No boxes at the same time so maybe don't do that if you don't want to be separated from your family forever and be stuck forever studying the Kockroach Khemistry Kurriculum) to the most watermelon sisters, Kendall and Kylie; the true fighter and survivor, Kris; the one with the true revenge body, Caitlyn (why does her name not start with a K though...); and the best and most underrated sibling, Rob (he should be renamed to Kob with a K)
Hello to the wonderful Divine Goddess of Beauty, Wisdom and Perfection that make both Athena and Chang'e jealous, Kourtney, the successful businesswoman and the second fighter and survivor, Kim and Koal (sorry not sorry). I am back, the hitman/assassin who uses Kim's Glow Glow Glow products as my weapons, No No No boxes to hide the bodies, Booty Booty pop juice to cover my tracks and Kris as my escape goat.
Anyways, I was hired by the Kockroaches to investigate and messed up Vanish after knowing that I managed to hack their system then help the "volunteers" or victims to escape. Glow Glow Glow foundation, a.k.a. Vanish, also hired me to hunt down Stacy Nancy SimLuis, the "volunteers" that escaped with her, Chloe and Kourtina, steal ideas to Booty Booty Pop Juice, No No No boxes, Kylie's Rocks, geodes, crystals and Gemstones (yes, she did that but stole the information by hacking) and Hey Honey~. No No No company (more specifically, just Kourtney) hired me to steal ideas and blueprints. Kylie's Rocks company also hired me to destroy Glow Glow Glow Rocks that was stolen from them. Booty Booty Pop Juice also hired me to get rid of their stolen ideas and prototypes and gather bootyhole pictures (exclusively requested by Khloe).
My question is which contract I should take? I'm tempted to take Vanish's contract since they paid more ($750 million) but I'm a big fan of No No No boxes (they offered $15 million) since thanks to those boxes, I haven't been caught by the cops, my victims were never found and it's easy to dispatch bodies with it.
Bye ladies~ I'm being hunted by cops, Vanish workers, fellow assassins that Booty Booty Pop Juice hired and Kockroaches after my comment on Khloe, revealing the Glow Glow Glow Skinny Melting Lotion that literally melt skin and bones, perfect to hide bodies and Booty Booty Pop Juice's dirty secrets (one of them is Khloe blackmailing businessmen/businesswomen with bootyhole pictures if they won't collab with her advertised company with the lowest price). I'm currently hiding in Khloe's organized pantry by using Glow Glow Glow Nail Polish Revitalizer that literally shrink you (I found the antidote before using it, that's what I used it to escape) with No No No Gummies to escape and Hey Honey Honey Orange Soda Perfume to cover my tracks.
If you're curious on how I effectively used Glow Glow Glow products, well..... Let's say that I test them first onto my "test dummies" then take note of the effect before smashing Vanish virtual firewall to take the antidote and the real instructions of each products before applying it to myself.
P.S.
Booty Booty Pop Juice offered me $250 million while the Kockroaches offered me $17 million. I used Glow Glow Glow Casper Lotion to phase through Khloe's organized pantry, don't worry about your security, they're in a No No No Prison Box that I stole in Glow Glow Glow prisons and dungeons. I'm also responsible for 15% of Glow Glow Glow victims since Vanish paid good money to throw their prototypes at sims and humans. 😗✌️
I almost forgot, the Kockroaches and Glow Glow Glow victims are hidden in No No No Military Submarine Box that I "borrow" since it's only available/sold in the military then sell it in the black market auction for a good price of $505 million.
Hello kardasims I am gabe ybanez (ee-von-yez) this is for Kim. Kim you nasty crazy egotistical maniac! I purchased your glow glow glow soothing face wash and before I used it I searched your brand and saw all the horrible reviews! I looked at the bottle and it said "instructions found on glow glow glow website" so I searched it up and it took ne to a page with an adress IN ITALY now normally I would throw it away bur I paid $899.99 for this so I needed to use it. I booked my ticket flew to Italy and found a piece of paper....that was a treasure map to 3 different libraries in Puerto Rico, China, and the lost city of simlantis!?!?!? I searched far and wide and eventually found the 3 books all encyclopedia sized instructions woth 800 pages per book😡 my determination lead on and I finally understood how to use the product so I used the face wash as intended then my face started to burn and blister! I checked the book and saw it in size 0.01 size font in page 421 of the second book "not meant for human use, only for medium sized cats and large sized reptiles" I am currently in the burn unit at the hospital waiting for my facial reconstruction surgery. I will never drink orange soda again. Kim you Are so not watermelon.
Hello Slaydasims, well not Khloe she sucks, I am an employee for booty booty pop juice and since Khloe is now apart of the company she is my new boss overseeing the factory we work in, I thought Keyhums factory was bad but THIS, this is is something else. The self proclaimed "fighter and survivor" regularly checks in on us every 15 minutes to make sure we are doing our job, and to make sure we our keeping our spaces organised and tidy, which we always do.
But one person named Robbert Andrew Simluis had accidentally spilt his booty booty pop juice ass max pro drink on the floor and Khloe walked in, saw the spillage and was a little annoyed but when she saw that he had placed the empty bottle in a unorganised way she FLIPPED, her anger issues showed. She went up to him and punched him in the face and said "if you mess up again you stupid bitch I will leak your entire family's booty hole pics to the whole world pets included" he was devastated but got back to work, but the next day I came in and he was nowhere to be seen. I saw a lizard scale on the floor looked at it closer and noticed it had an engraving that said "GGG" aka glow glow glow. Now correct me if I am wrong but I believe Khloe is working with Keyhum to dispose of any unwanted employees, having Keyhums lizards take them to vanish.
Kourtney pleaaaaase send help and get us remaining workers out of here and Khloe I will see you in court you fake fighter and survivor, Kris is the real fighter and survivor because she survives YOU
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Who's the Smartest?: "I go in hard, come out soft, and am never the same. What am I?"
Hi to the most Watermelon🍉 Sister Khloe and Kourtney and khiem...
I reacently bought the new No No No Box so i could store all of my Booty Booty Pop Juice because my aparment is a liltle small, but the next day I was on the train when something fell on my head from the open train window, and when i look what fell on my head it was a Glow Glow Glow train train Ass juice, I immediatly threw the glow glow glow out off the train and didn't think about it after untill.. I was going home from sim mart as i got some Booty Booty pop juice and got my No No No box from the store, when i got home i turned on the tv and then i saw something very bad... a Glow Glow Glow juice bottle exploded under a train and it killed 15 PEOPLE and injured 48, Los Simgeles Police and Sim FBI have now raided multiple Glow Glow Glow Factories, Vending Mashines and stores that sell thees HORRIBLE products. I hope that kHIem goes to Guantanamo Sim Bay For LIFE.
No No No and Booty Booty Pop Juice are so Watermelon🍉and Khloe is a #fighterandsurvivor and Kourtney is #UnbotheredQueen (ps. Kylie's Products are so Watermelon🍉) Love❤️ yall Exept KHiem
#Fighterandsurvivor
#NoNoNo
#BootyBootyPopJuice
#Khiemfloplawyer
Heyyy Kardasims! Surprisingly, I included Kim in that hello! Be grateful Kim!
Anywho, this is going to be about debates and or arguments that had led off with the beautiful revenge body, booty popping, Khloe. Khloe is a fighter and survivor, but today we are going to focus on the fighting aspect! Khloe does not shrimp out and stands her ground on what she believes in.
That being said, I want to ask Khloe..and the other two, Almighty Goddess Kourtney, and Kim too ig..which of the Fighter and Survivor points do you agree with the most? You HAVE to pick one Kim and Kourtney. Acknowledge and appreciate your little sister’s big mouth. I know it can be extremely annoying sometimes but just bear with it for this question.
Here are the past arguments and tangents of Khloe:
Chicken Garden Salad debate on how they DO exist
Break-fast” debate on how the first thing you eat is your “breakfast” no matter what time of day it is
How Khloe owns the podcast
Being a fighter and survivor isn’t easy and Khloe has so many hardships and struggles
Khloe loves plants and has always gotten points in “whos the smartest” with no problems at all with botany as an answer!!!
Out of those, which ones do you agree with the most, sisters?
EVERYBODY HAS TO PICK ONE-
Love you guys!
(Ps. K names are overrated and names that begin with C’s are way better ❤️💖)
#TheGreatKourtny #TheAnnoyingKim #TheLoudButSomehowProudKhloe
Mispronouncing names (specifically replacing a vowel in the middle of your sister's name with another): so watermelon or so not watermelon?
This question is for Khloe , (The TRUE fighter and survivor and the REAL host of the podcast,) And your my favorite sister because your so watermelon and so funny aswell LMAO Anyways, My question is would you ever try black hair ??
Who's the smartest suggestion: Callipygian
Hi fighter and survivor Kem, I'm writing to you and your guests to ask if you've heard about Kylie's new underwear line called: No Booty Glow. It's a glow in the dark underwear that makes it look like you have an ass for those like kourtney who lack one. It comes in multiple colours and I have ordered a pair for my friend who is in dire need of an ass, It glow glow glows in the dark so that if your at the club you can have a glow in the dark party.
A single pair costs $30.000 and they self organise in your closet, well worth the money I say. Keum I think you should buy and donate a pair to your assless sister, maybe one extra for up above too since she's lacking in that area also. Help make her look like a successful business woman like you. Keep that ass firm, strong and most important of all Big
#TheKemKardasimPodcast
#Glowglowglow
#NoBootyGlow
#Vanish
Kris Jensim, So watermelon or so not watermelon
#HiHoneyHoney
#HiSweetie
#DontGoThere
Hi KardASSims! I wanted to ask if Kem can give us a tutorial on how to get off our asses and work. Given the dimensions of her ass, I am sure it is not easy getting up off it to study in a bikini and run businesses (into the ground).
Hello to the three watermelon sisters! I've been thoroughly enjoying the latest album by Lady Sim-Gaga, MAY-KHEM (idk why it's spelled like that), but I recently noticed something strange about the album – it might secretly be an album about Glow Glow Glow! If you don't believe me, just look at the tracklist:
Disease – a song about the thing you contract when you use Glow Glow Glow products
Abracadabra – a song about the last few words that Glow Glow Glow employees hear in their life
Garden of Eden – a song about a department in the Glow Glow Glow factory where the Glow Glow Glow Apple is made
Perfect Celebrity – a song about Kim
VANISH Into You – a song about VANISH and what happens to Glow Glow Glow employees when they're sent there (yes, "VANISH" is in all caps in the title)
Killah ft. Ge-sim-ffelstein – another song about Kim
Zombieboy – a song about what Glow Glow Glow employees become after working there
LoveDrug – a song about one of Glow Glow Glow's failed products
How Bad Do U Want Me – a song about Glow Glow Glow's marketing being deceptively effective despite Khloe and Kourtney's warnings
Don't Call Tonight – a song about the Glow Glow Glow hotline's opening hours
Shadow Of A Man – another song about what Glow Glow Glow employees become after working there
The Beast – a song about Glowzillas and Kockroaches with a K
Blade Of Grass – a song about a lucky Glow Glow Glow employee finally escaping the company and being able to touch grass for the first time in 15 years
Die With A Smile ft. Bruno Sim-Mars – a song about that employee succumbing to their Glow Glow Glow disease, but they're happy because they're finally free
What do you three think about the album? I heard Lady Sim-Gaga has already hired the famous and successful lawyer Annalise in case she gets hit with a lawsuit for this album. Anyway, stay watermelon! 🍉🍉🍉 #MAYKHEM
Hey Kardasims!
This podcast is so not watermelon... April Fools! I've been listening to the podcast repeatedly for the past four years and I just want to say that MOST of you are so watermelon!
I have some questions for the most beautifully voiced, the most skilled with REAL talent, and the TRUE fighter and survivor business owners: Kim and Kourtney.
What would happen to your respective businesses (Glow Glow Glow and No No No) if you would one day just retire out of nowhere? Would you just shut your respective businesses down t̶o̶ V̶.A̶.N̶.I̶.S̶.H̶? If not, what are your plans and who would be your successor: Your momager Kris, Kendall, Kylie, Rob, or your... so not watermelon sister? And what would you do next once you retire?
Oh, and a bonus question for Kim, what does V.A.N.I.S.H. actually stand for? We've been DYING to know.
Stay watermelon Kool Kourtney, Klever Kim, and... Kranky Khloé. : )
P.S. Remember to always F.E.A.R. Kim! (Feel Everything And Respect)
Hello Kardasims and Her..
If I had a nickel for everytime Kim was a stupid bitch, I'd have a house full.
You see, I used to work for glow glow glow a couple years back. But ever since that "incident" things haven't been the same. Kim thought it would be a good idea to sell, "Glow Glow Glow: Glowpops" the first ever glow glow glow lollipop. The problem was we didn't have the right ingredients to make the lollipops. So Kim came up with an idea. Instead of actually buying ingredients, Kim thought it would be a good idea to make her own all natural "ingredients".... They were not ingredients..they were biogredients. I warned her, "Kim, you don't know what could happen if mix failed biochemicals with other ones. I say we don't do it!" But Kim just rolled her eyes and brushed me off. "Oh my god you are SO sensitive! Whatever we'll be fine." I nodded even though Kim was making a horrible mistake! As soon as she added one drop of the biogredient to the mix, a fowl and burnt radiant smell filled the room. 2 minutes later the alarms went off and almost everyone in the room past out and a few even died! Others did survive with minor injuries such as hives and melting skin. Most of us escaped the room and exit the building but Kim was nowhere to be seen. Then we looked away for a split second and...KABOOM!!! the main building exploded and crumbled to the ground I told everyone to run away. As I was running I tripped and a metal pole fell on my legs I pleaded for help but no one heard me. So I did the impossible and sacrificed my legs and crawled to safety. I am now in a weel chair and I work from home now and I'm too scared to leave my house. SCREW YOU KIM! You will hear from my lawyers!
-Sara from new England
#bankim
#kockroach
#fighterandsurvivor
hi to the stupidest bitches that we all know and love. all of you are great in their own way: Kim, you are so right for hating taylor with a lowercase t (she doesn't even deserve to have her name capitalised) that skank is so stupid and insufferable and her music is beyond trash. a lot of people may say your products are bad, but I hate to break it to them: there need to be bad products in order to tell the good products apart (the good products in question are neither No No No nor Booty Booty Pop Juice, but rather Kylie Rocks; those rocks slay (literally; they have the potential of killing someone, just like Glow Glow Glow, but they're still better because they're Kylie's)); Khloe, you are such a confident queen and I love to see it (btw keep passing the gas you are so good at it and the world is so much better thanks to you); Kourtney, you are also there, which I guess is better than nothing.
My question is for all of you. Which one of your adventures (or more fittingly misadventures) was your favourite and why? (for example Hogwarts, Jaws, The Hunger Games) hopefully this hasn't been asked before but if it has been maybe you could give an updated answer
P.S. sending love from Kockroach State University Kampus, Kalifornia, Kanada (it is an alternate universe in which I got sent after opening 10 of Kourtney's No No No boxes at the same time so maybe don't do that if you don't want to be separated from your family forever and be stuck forever studying the Kockroach Khemistry Kurriculum) to the most watermelon sisters, Kendall and Kylie; the true fighter and survivor, Kris; the one with the true revenge body, Caitlyn (why does her name not start with a K though...); and the best and most underrated sibling, Rob (he should be renamed to Kob with a K)
Glow Glow Glow Products. So watermelon or so not watermelon?
Hello to the wonderful Divine Goddess of Beauty, Wisdom and Perfection that make both Athena and Chang'e jealous, Kourtney, the successful businesswoman and the second fighter and survivor, Kim and Koal (sorry not sorry). I am back, the hitman/assassin who uses Kim's Glow Glow Glow products as my weapons, No No No boxes to hide the bodies, Booty Booty pop juice to cover my tracks and Kris as my escape goat.
Anyways, I was hired by the Kockroaches to investigate and messed up Vanish after knowing that I managed to hack their system then help the "volunteers" or victims to escape. Glow Glow Glow foundation, a.k.a. Vanish, also hired me to hunt down Stacy Nancy SimLuis, the "volunteers" that escaped with her, Chloe and Kourtina, steal ideas to Booty Booty Pop Juice, No No No boxes, Kylie's Rocks, geodes, crystals and Gemstones (yes, she did that but stole the information by hacking) and Hey Honey~. No No No company (more specifically, just Kourtney) hired me to steal ideas and blueprints. Kylie's Rocks company also hired me to destroy Glow Glow Glow Rocks that was stolen from them. Booty Booty Pop Juice also hired me to get rid of their stolen ideas and prototypes and gather bootyhole pictures (exclusively requested by Khloe).
My question is which contract I should take? I'm tempted to take Vanish's contract since they paid more ($750 million) but I'm a big fan of No No No boxes (they offered $15 million) since thanks to those boxes, I haven't been caught by the cops, my victims were never found and it's easy to dispatch bodies with it.
Bye ladies~ I'm being hunted by cops, Vanish workers, fellow assassins that Booty Booty Pop Juice hired and Kockroaches after my comment on Khloe, revealing the Glow Glow Glow Skinny Melting Lotion that literally melt skin and bones, perfect to hide bodies and Booty Booty Pop Juice's dirty secrets (one of them is Khloe blackmailing businessmen/businesswomen with bootyhole pictures if they won't collab with her advertised company with the lowest price). I'm currently hiding in Khloe's organized pantry by using Glow Glow Glow Nail Polish Revitalizer that literally shrink you (I found the antidote before using it, that's what I used it to escape) with No No No Gummies to escape and Hey Honey Honey Orange Soda Perfume to cover my tracks.
If you're curious on how I effectively used Glow Glow Glow products, well..... Let's say that I test them first onto my "test dummies" then take note of the effect before smashing Vanish virtual firewall to take the antidote and the real instructions of each products before applying it to myself.
P.S.
Booty Booty Pop Juice offered me $250 million while the Kockroaches offered me $17 million. I used Glow Glow Glow Casper Lotion to phase through Khloe's organized pantry, don't worry about your security, they're in a No No No Prison Box that I stole in Glow Glow Glow prisons and dungeons. I'm also responsible for 15% of Glow Glow Glow victims since Vanish paid good money to throw their prototypes at sims and humans. 😗✌️
I almost forgot, the Kockroaches and Glow Glow Glow victims are hidden in No No No Military Submarine Box that I "borrow" since it's only available/sold in the military then sell it in the black market auction for a good price of $505 million.
Hello kardasims I am gabe ybanez (ee-von-yez) this is for Kim. Kim you nasty crazy egotistical maniac! I purchased your glow glow glow soothing face wash and before I used it I searched your brand and saw all the horrible reviews! I looked at the bottle and it said "instructions found on glow glow glow website" so I searched it up and it took ne to a page with an adress IN ITALY now normally I would throw it away bur I paid $899.99 for this so I needed to use it. I booked my ticket flew to Italy and found a piece of paper....that was a treasure map to 3 different libraries in Puerto Rico, China, and the lost city of simlantis!?!?!? I searched far and wide and eventually found the 3 books all encyclopedia sized instructions woth 800 pages per book😡 my determination lead on and I finally understood how to use the product so I used the face wash as intended then my face started to burn and blister! I checked the book and saw it in size 0.01 size font in page 421 of the second book "not meant for human use, only for medium sized cats and large sized reptiles" I am currently in the burn unit at the hospital waiting for my facial reconstruction surgery. I will never drink orange soda again. Kim you Are so not watermelon.
#sonotwatermelon
Hello Slaydasims, well not Khloe she sucks, I am an employee for booty booty pop juice and since Khloe is now apart of the company she is my new boss overseeing the factory we work in, I thought Keyhums factory was bad but THIS, this is is something else. The self proclaimed "fighter and survivor" regularly checks in on us every 15 minutes to make sure we are doing our job, and to make sure we our keeping our spaces organised and tidy, which we always do.
But one person named Robbert Andrew Simluis had accidentally spilt his booty booty pop juice ass max pro drink on the floor and Khloe walked in, saw the spillage and was a little annoyed but when she saw that he had placed the empty bottle in a unorganised way she FLIPPED, her anger issues showed. She went up to him and punched him in the face and said "if you mess up again you stupid bitch I will leak your entire family's booty hole pics to the whole world pets included" he was devastated but got back to work, but the next day I came in and he was nowhere to be seen. I saw a lizard scale on the floor looked at it closer and noticed it had an engraving that said "GGG" aka glow glow glow. Now correct me if I am wrong but I believe Khloe is working with Keyhum to dispose of any unwanted employees, having Keyhums lizards take them to vanish.
Kourtney pleaaaaase send help and get us remaining workers out of here and Khloe I will see you in court you fake fighter and survivor, Kris is the real fighter and survivor because she survives YOU
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Being true to yourself. So watermelon or so not watermelon?
Bella Goth. So watermelon or so not watermelon?
14-million cheap diamond bracelets. So watermelon or so not watermelon?