EPISODE 66 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

hey kardasims. a few days ago i ran into kris and heard that glow glow glow incorporated is talking numbers trying to buy booty booty pop juicy. she was saying that it will be good to keep the business in the family, even tho one of it SUCK. im not going to say which one, you know its YOU. so, my question is for khloe: how does it feel to know that kim could become your boss? is it something that you can survive it? or this is a fight you know you cant win. love you all, stay watermelon <3

#kourtneyqueen #kimuseyourownbrand #khloestayoutofthehospital

My question if for Khloe, THE REAL QUEEN, FIGHTER AND SURVIVOR, who do you want to stuck in a paradise and why? ps I LOVE YOU KHLOE AND KOURTNEY and Kim you will die alone. I STAN BOOTY BOOTY POP JUICE AND KYLIE ROCKS, GLOW GLOW GLOW SUCKS!

Dear Khloe and Kourtney,

Imagine.... You were stranded in the middle of the ocean, no boats, no islands, NO WIFI OR PHONES. Plus you have to be there with Chris, the only makeup you had was glow glow glow, and you only had orange soda. Would you wear the glow glow glow? Would you drink the orange soda?

P.S. Bootybooty pop juice is so watermelon I would know, I tried it. Also, Khloe you are the most watermelon sister. (Kourtney's not far behind you though.)

Hello kardasims Khloe fighter and survivor Kourtney the most watermelon and maker of the best catchphrase and to the radiation expert, Kim..................( Khloe you are allowed to say all the dots) this question is for Khloe and Kourtney because Kim you're not worthy of this question. To the two most watermelon sisters..how is your love life right now or are you being independent women that don't need to rely on men?

I am also a victim of glow glow glow you stupid bitch (sorry Khloe) my skin has been green since quarantine and they almost transferred me to area 51

Hello Kardasim Sisters! Although I love Khloe and Kourtney, my question is for the bussiness woman Kam.

So Kam, my name is Filipe and i am from My'Walleté, you know the little village outside of Jericho the you were supposedly doing a charity fund raising in your Glow Glow Glow store/factory or wtv... yeah we did receive a container in our village from you, but instead of money, food and clothes, we got a sh*t load of Glow Glow Glow products (which i know no one is buying) and a tone of "dentist" vouchers (wich i know is a sponsor of yours)!

Now damn near everyone here is walking around with huge asses and lips, and some people got burned and got rashes from you products.We soon learned to take advanted of the situation and now use the products as weapons for self defence!

Overall we're not unhappy with the situation but this is not what we agreed on! We're still very hungry and the winter nights are getting colder! What happened with the money that you raised and was supposed to be ours?

Love you Kueens :*😘

Hey Kardasim sisters! Not Kim though. I am a scientist and we test products like Kim's all the time. And I have come to the conclusion that Glow Glow Glow was the worst product we tested on. We used Kim's Glow Glow Glow perfume on the rabbit only for it to flop and turn the rabbit into a hideous, monstrosity. It killed everyone in the lab and I was left wounded badly. See you in court, Mrs Dull Dull Dull. By the way, love you guys Kourtney and Khloe!

hey kardasims i love you khole and kourtney....... Anyways how glow glow glows new nuclear product I heard joe simbiden is going to buy it just in case another country tries it? and khole you are a fighter and survivor and don't let that bitch i mean kim tell you any different!

Silicone: so watermelon or so not watermelon

For Kim: Watermelon or your sisters?

For Khloe: How many times a day do you call ppl a stupid bitch?

For Kourtney: Is there a time where you got overwhelmed and lost your chill?

Love the videos btw!

Hi, my watermelon fighter and survivor Khloe and unbothered queen Kourtney! Oh yes, and the ‘successful， smart, and kind" businesswomen who fired my sister after saying red is my favorite color. If you guys can choose any glow glow glow product to beat Kim up, what would you choose?

Love my watermelon Khloe and Koutney!

Hello kardasims 💖

This is to kim

I wanna thank you for saving my life

I bought your glow glow glow chili cream and threw it on my bullies, I watched as their faces turned red, and then their heads exploded like a balloon

I'm now on the run cause I'm sentenced to lifetime in jail because of murder, but I can say it was worth it

🥰💅🏻 happy new year and stay watermelon

#KhloeFighterAndSurvivor #KhloeHostOfThePodcast #TheKhloeAndHerSistersPodcast

Hello kardasims 💖

This is to kim

I wanna thank you for saving my life

I bought your glow glow glow chili cream and threw it on my bullies, I watched as their faces turned red, and then their heads exploded like a balloon

I'm now on the run cause I'm sentenced to lifetime in jail because of murder, but I can say it was worth it

🥰💅🏻 happy new year and stay watermelon

#KhloeFighterAndSurvivor #KhloeHostOfThePodcast #TheKhloeAndHerSistersPodcast

Hello The Worlds Best Lawyer, And the MOST watermelon Sister, KIM KARDASIM!

hello to the others.

Kim, get ready for this, because I’m about to blow KHLOE’s cover way sky high.

kim, I use your amazing products all the time, and I have literally never had an issue.

This question is for Khloe: I was standing at SimUlta Beauty store and heard some people say they are going to buy Glow Glow Glow, and MISUSE the product so they can sue Glow Glow Glow and get money to fund Booty Booty Pop juice. Khloe, WHY ARE YOU SABOTAGING YOUR SISTER? Are you THAT jealous that you have to destroy your sister’s company to make yours SOMEWHAT ”profitable”? Better watch out, cause Kim is going to be a Lawyer soon and she can turn the Law suits against you!

Love Always, Kim The Watermelon!!

Hi to the most watermelon sister Kim, ok watermelon sister Kourtney, and the LEAST AND WORST watermelon sister chole( yes I spelled your name wrong on purpose). I was out in los simgeles and then I walked across an ally way and i heard someone screaming "I HATE GLOW GLOW GLOW BOOTY BOOTY POP JUCIE FOREVER" and was WASTING aka throwing into a fire Glow, Glow, Glow they turned around and then I saw KHOLE she screamed at me and said I was a stupid bitch then I saw Chole working at pizza, pizza, pizza and she put her product in my pizza so my booty was flat but then I went to salads, salads, salads and ordered Kim's favorite salad chole was there again but this time but Glow, Glow, Glow in my salad so my booty became bigger. Khloe you should go to hell and rot

This is for Kourtney I saw her today when I was looking outside of my window on MY lawn burning Glow, Glow, Glow I did not stand with this because I love Glow, Glow, Glow and tried to stop what she was doing but she said no and kept doing it i tried to stop her but she hit me in the face with her product which was just a box but it had kylies rocks in it so I got an concussion and rushed to the hospital. You are still chill Kourtney so your not the worst like your horrible sister Khloe also what do you think about Penelope's TikTok do you like it same think with your sons.

This one is for the queen Kim almighty I have bought Glow, Glow, Glow and it worked perfectly fine nothing wrong and some people are just jealous of your success like your sisters and how amazing your product is. It is beyond words I can type to tell you how amazing you are and how you are a star also how to you feel and norths TikTok she post about absolutely everything in her life how do you feel about that is she spreading to much info.

Hello to the most watermelon sister! Kim! Also Kourtney. Kim I think you finally need to step up against Khloe. She is always rude to you and hates on you when you do nothing wrong. There is so much hate on you and it has to stop. You are the real fighter and survivor for having to deal with Khloe every day. Also, you should get credit for making the ”So Watermelon” phrase. Have a great day Kim and Kourtney!

Dear Kim,

I was online shopping for my hamster when I saw that you made " pet products." I don't know if your "hamster products'' were new and didn't have ANY reviews or if you just REMOVED them, but that's beside the point. A friend told me about a similar company that she recommended, but I think I mixed up your company with the other company. Because I was recommended by my friend I decided to go to the website that I THOUGHT my friend recommended. When I saw your "hamster products" I was intrigued. I specifically bought the hamster food and the chew toys. When I ordered them they took quite a long time, but I was still okay with that. When I fed my hamster and gave her the chew toys, she started to SNEEZE. I have never heard of a hamster SNEEZE before. I took it to the vet, but they couldn't do anything because it was a dog and cat hospital. I don't have any local rodent vets near me. Unfortunately, she died because of YOUR PRODUCTS. I don't know what I'm supposed to do, but I'm very upset. I am warning all of you to NEVER buy a product from "Glow Glow Glow" EVER.

Hello kardasim sisters, my question is for all of you. If you guys could travel on one airline, what would it be and why?

Hi Kim and the rest

I bought the Glowglowglow birthday pack for my mom and she absolutely loved it. You are a true queen and in the other news I saw Ye drinking some strawberry soda but he wasn't alone...he was with Taylor! I wanted to go over there and smash her head into little particles but I kept my cool because I didn't want to be put in jail for assault so i just left but yelled "Kim is the queen!"

Regarding Khlorine and Kidney:

Khlorine I suggest you leave.

Kidney I suggest that you also leave, Kylie and Kendall can replace you two

Anywhoo I love you Kim and stay safe...just you

Love from all the from South Africaaaa

Hey Khloe the fighter and survivor, Kim the watermelon queen, and Kourtney the host of the podcast. I have one question for each of you. Kim, what is h20? Khloe, if were the only sim on earth, what would you do? And for Kourtney, why are you so smart? P.S. Glow Glow Glow is so watermelon

All the love from Masimchusetts

Hi sisters! Especially to that fake businesswoman, Kim. I just want to complain about the Glow glow glow extra glow slimming pill product that I bought as Christmas gift for my fat friend. When she took the pill she literally glow too bright and then… booom! she literally burst like balloon! Kim! What have you done! You are killing people! I’m gonna sue you. But for the meantime will process her insurance so that I she will have her glamorous funeral.

Hi sisters! Especially to that fake businesswoman, Kim. I just want to complain about the Glow glow glow extra glow slimming pill product that I bought as Christmas gift for my fat friend. When she took the pill she literally glow too bright and then… booom! she literally burst like balloon! Kim! What have you done! You are killing people! I’m gonna sue you. But for the meantime will process her insurance so that I she will have her glamorous funeral.

My warmest regards to THE true fighter and survivor Khloe Kardasim as well as Kourtney Kardasim, the successful business woman. I almost forgot about Beverly or whatever her name was. If you haven't kicked her out of your podcast yet, pass her my regards as well. I just wanted to say thank you Khloe and Kourtney. Because of your smooth ASMR voices, I finally managed to lessen my insomnia symptoms. I just go to bed with the amazing limited edition sweater with the catchphrase YOU TWO created, "That's so watermelon" and I let your voices do the rest. I'm attaching a picture of the sweater, cause I'm trying to promote it here in Greece 🇬🇷🇬🇷.xoxo your biggest Greek fan!!

XXx

oxx

I have a question for all Kardasim sisters. Why is it that you guys never donate to the poor despite the fact that your whole family getting richer and richer day by day.

kourtney and Khloe are better than kim and thats on period

Hello ladies. my question is for Kim, the best and most successful BIOTERRORIST in the world.

I am a humble farmer in a small village in Yorkshire, England. so a few days ago at the farmers market I met a mysterious man in a dark cloak who was selling bags of Kim’s Cluck Cluck Cluck chicken feed. I got talking to the man and decided to buy the feed as an early Christmas present for my favourite hen, Peggy.

As soon as my hen had swallowed a single grain she suffered an immediate vaginal prolapse and fell into convulsions. My elderly grandmother who witnessed the incident went into cardiac arrest and is currently hospitalised.

Peggy is recovering but I know she will never lay an egg again. Kim, how could you sell this dangerous product to innocent people? Are you trying to sterilise the chicken population??? I have informed the parish council of your wrongdoing and you will be receiving a strongly worded letter from the bishop.

DEAR KIMMMMMMMM

I recently got your glow glow glow atomic bomb and s couple of glow glow glow poison and completely obliterated china and all of it's citizens out of the map in other news I got your stalker/taylor assassinated so you wouldn't have any competition anymore and my good friend north Korean president Kim sim un got your glow glow glow artificial virus and infected all of south Koreans and they're all dead also MAKE MORE PRODUCTS OR ILL HAVE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ASSASSINATED

sincerely Vladimir Putin

KIM!! This is Natasha, the Russian biochemist that worked with you for glow glow glow, you need to read this immediately. RUN! the goverment knows about our 3G project and the weapons we have created and gave to other countries. someone under the name KhloKyliKourt has leaked our secret documents to the sim CIA and sim FBI and they are looking for us. I am already on the run and on my way to our secret bunker in SimRussia and I have saved a spot for you so hurry up and get here already and leave behind those Simerican girls Khloe and Kourtney that you pretend to be related to. good luck to my simrussian sister Kim, love you xoxo.

Hey Kardasims!

This question is for all of you.

If you had to play Russian roulette with 3 more people who would you wanna play with ? (Each sister can choose one more person to play with). And how many bullets would each of you put in the in the gun ? Do you like it safe or risky ?

This question is for the on the edge of acceptable sister Kim.

Can you please give me geography lessons ? I have listened to all podcasts and were so surprised by your ehh…special knowledge about countries. I promise I won film it and post it to make fun of you. If you do I will stop telling people that glow glow glow gives you ass worms.

Photoshopped Watermelon: so Watermelon, or so not Watermelon?

Hey Kardasims,

I have a few Christmas questions

1) Kim, what are you getting Ye and is there gonna be a Glow Glow Glow Christmas line?

2) Kloe, are you aware of any plans for a Booty Booty Pop Juice Christmas line

3) Kourtney will there be a new No No No thing coming out, because we really need it.

I also wanted to know if you think these things are watermelon or not

1) Secret santa

2) Elf on the shelf

3) Snowball fights

4) Burying Kim under snow

Hope youre doing well, and merry early/late/on time Christmas

Hey Kardasims,

i was wondering what you’re going to do for Xmas. Are you gonna buy gifts for eachother? Who do you think is gonna get the most? Kim, what are you getting Ye and also, is there gonna be a Christmas themed Glow Glow Glow line? Kloe, will there be a Christmas themed Booty Booty Pop Juice line? And Kourtney will there be a Christmas No No No line, because we really need one of those?

Hey sisters! Miss you guys so much! This question is for Khloe and Kim. Khloe, I saw a SimTwitter post about a collaboration of you and Mariah SimCarey on her new Mariah's SimCookies flavor, Booty Booty Pop Cookie. Is this true? If it is, how did it happen? But, if it isn't, will it ever be? I hope it's true because I really wanna know what it would taste like! Kim, there's been news going around about your new SimSkims line, Skimsmas Shock Sock Stock. My aunt in Simgland told me that she'd bought ten and was planning to send four of them to me when she got shocked by them and was sent to the hospital for two weeks! After that, she sent me a pic of it and it's packaging and I told her to read the ingredients and she told me it says “made with Electric Fiber”. What do you have to say about this Kim? Can't you just try to end this year with positivity? Why would you wanna ruin lives on Simsmas Eve?! Merry Simsmas to you Khloe and Kourtney! And Kim, “Hope you get cold for Christmas!” - from the wise and true fighter and survivor, Khloe. Stay watermelon 🍉❄️☃️🎄

Hey guys! Can you three release a Simsmas song together? I'm hoping for a new song to lift up my simspirit! Also, can y'all perform All I Want For Simsmas Is You? That would be so watermelon and the most significant thing of this year. Love y'all! 🍉✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧🍉

Hey to the two best hosts Khloe and Kourtney oh and the other one... Hope you are all doing well Im wondering how do you get confidence it seems to come so easy to you guys with Khloe the fighter and survivor, Kourtney with her powerful silence... oh and Kims radioactive products/weapons? Love you guys also I have a special message for Kim its in FrenchSim so Kim put it in google sim translate (Hé salope radioactive stupide comment vas-tu... je t'aime Khloe et Kourtney p.s orange suce Kim) love the podcast xoxo <3

Hi Kim. So I was walking down the street drinking a strawberry soda and a stupid bitch came up to me and started screaming in my face spit flying around everywhere and so I pulled out your glo glo glo and sprayed it like pepper spray and their face set on fire and they died. What do I do?

Hey Kardasim sisters dot dot dot How are you all question mark I hope that stupid bitch Khloe didn't read the punctuations out loud. Anyway, I have a friend who claims to be a fighter & survivor. But yesterday I was stuck with her in an elevator and she wouldn't let me hit the emergency button. That dumb bitch thought the button's there to tell people you're safe. I would've suffocated and died if it wasn't for Kourtney's No No No boxed air which I luckily bought yesterday and was carrying it with me. So my question is how do I tell my friend that she isn't a fighter & survivor, she's just a stupid bitch. I don't wanna risk telling it to her face because she gets very aggressivical just like Khloe. Please help ❤️

Hello to The best people Khloe, Kourtney, and Kris

So I went to simUlta for Christmas shopping, I saw a woman wearing all black clothes, hat and sunglasses screaming and yelling at the store associate to why they don’t carry glow glow glow products. the store associate said that they don’t sell hazardous items to their customers and the woman in black told the associate that she’s just like Taylor. The woman in black then threaten to sue the associate and said she’s “a lawyer in training” to which security threw her to the ground and she cried “whhhhyyyyyy?” And was permanently banned from the store. Chem was that you in disguise? You Karen!

Please chose me

Hello Fighter and Survivor Khloe

How did you become a fighter and survivor

#kourtneyisdabest #Khloeisaqueen #kimfakeass

To the most watermelon sisters Kourtney and Khloe would you rather kill Kim, Kris, or Rob

also to Kim,🖕

Love you Kourtney and Khloe, LemonalVibe

hey kardasims 🤍

i wanted to ask you all what you think of my morning routine?

the first thing i do when i wake up is roll over to my side and i say “thank you pete“. i then roll over to my other side and drink some orange soda left over from last night.

i then pass gas on the pass gas app & use the booty booty pop juice face cleanser & moisturiser. and then write a bad review on glow glow glow, even if i haven’t bought a glow glow glow product.

i then make myself a bowl of cereal with some buttermilk. 100% cuisine. kourtney, you are amazing hun. what do you guys think?

stay watermelon (except kim for obvious reasons) #glowglowglowgate #kemcon

⚠️ This is a long one, buckle up!!! ⚠️ Hello to the most beautiful and watermelon Kardasim sisters! Not you Kim. I used your Glow Glow Glow-ing Shampoo and it turned my life upside down, for the worst. As it says in the description, it's supposed to make my hair silky and soft but instead it transformed my hair into SNAKES!!! I have no idea what to do so I called my parents and some friends to come over, and to my surprise they turned into stones as soon as they saw me eye to eye! What the hell is happening with me Kim??! Not only this affected my social life in fear of turning other people in to stones too but it's also a waste of money since snakes have to be fed when they're hungry otherwise they'll start muching on my face. I can't kill them either because they're connected to my body and I might hurt myself doing that. Is this your way of getting back at Taylor's supporters you glow glow glow demon? We sent you snake emojis so in return you turned us into army of Medusas. But the difference is that you deserved those snakes emojis you stupid btch. And i followed the instructions carefully too so don't blame me for it. #khloegoddess #kourtneythebest #taylorbestpopgirl

Salute to the best watermelon sisters! Khloe for teaching me how to be a TRUE fighter and survivor, Kourtney for being an iconic, and Kim for teaching me the greatness that is Taylor’s music for the free promotion she indirectly gives it.

My question is for Khloe! Will Booty Booty Pop Juice ever come to Puerto Rico? I can do promotion for free and I can guarantee you it will pick up great! Love you all. ✨

To the worlds best cooks Kourtney and Khloe, since you two clearly killed the cooking competition would you be able to teach Chem how to cook? Her toast and BOWL OF ORANGES (not a salad) was just too plain and predictable. I know Khloe will help bring flavor to Chems boring ass bowl of oranges while Kourtney will add some spice and innovation to Chems pathetic toast. love from los simgeles #downwithglowglowglow

Sim wendy williams so watermelon 🍉 or so not watermelon

🍉Hello to the watermelon sisters🍉

My question is for all of you...

What do you think your spirit animal is?✨

I think Kourtney's spirit animal is a sloth

Cause it's lazy and quiet🙂

Also Khloe

I would like to know what inspired you

To make this amazing tasty raw chicken

Salad? 🥗

I think the judges made a huge mistake giving you 1 star ⭐

#KhloeFighterAndSurvivor

#KourtneySloth #KimOrange

Hi Kardasims. You are my favorite Caitlyn and Kris I mean Kourtney and Khloe. So my Question for Kim is: When will Kim shut up Promoting Glow Glow Glow. Like she almost killed me for using her Glow Glow Glow Lotion And Sunscreen All in one. I literally use it as the instructions said and i got 10th degree burn and cancer. Thankfully I got Fully Recovered. Come to think with it, Your Actually a Murderer. You Always Murder People by Using Glow Glow Glow and Making a lot of Accusations about us using your Products Incorrectly. So Kim, abcdeFU (Emphasis on Bold Letters)

#glowglowglowbankrup #glowglowglowbankrup #glowglowglowbankrup #glowglowglowbankrup #glowglowglowbankrup #glowglowglowbankrup #glowglowglowbankrup #glowglowglowbankrup #glowglowglowbankrup

Hello Sisters! Love you all, and this is long, but I have a question for the most watermelon sister, Kourtney. I know that you, just like the rest of us, are sick of your sisters plugging in their failed businesses and also sick of Khloe's delusion of being a 'fighter and survivor', and Kim's "Normal" Voice...

Have you ever thought of investing in an electrifying Collar (like the dog collars) but for Kim and Khole, so you can zap them to shut up whenever they start being delusional or plug? Again, love you all💕💕💕💕

Dear Kardasim sisters. claims to be a fighter and surviver when squid game clearly proves that she is not it. Khloe

Business woman and no no no creator Kourtney. And other business woman legend best in the world icon Kourtney

Ooohwn?! Hiii kim I guess I've been writing since day one and never have been picked so I thought last month when my question came out on the top I would get picked it 🙃 never happened!!? but that's okay?!! (I guess) my question is for kourtney Queen what inspired you to make this amazing world dominating product that is no no no I really need to know and how can I be a queen like you we really need tips you are my everything literally and khloe how did you not win squid game I thought were a fighter and Survivor and kim hmmmmmmmm!!! Umm anyway so.... keep fighting Kourtney 💪I really have Lost faith 😢 in Khloe stay watermelon sisters and sorry for my long question PS can u get britney sim spears OR wendy williams on the podcast would really love to know how they are doing after all that's happened

Dear Kardasim sisters. claims to be a fighter and surviver when squid game clearly proves that she is not it. Khloe

Business woman and no no no creator Kourtney. And other business woman legend best in the world icon Kourtney

Ooohwn?! Hiii kim I guess I've been writing since day one and never have been picked so I thought last month when my question came out on the top I would get picked it 🙃 never happened!!? but that's okay?!! (I guess) my question is for kourtney Queen what inspired you to make this amazing world dominating product that is no no no I really need to know and how can I be a queen like you we really need tips you are my everything literally and khloe how did you not win squid game I thought were a fighter and Survivor and kim hmmmmmmmm!!! Umm anyway so.... keep fighting Kourtney 💪I really have Lost faith 😢 in Khloe stay watermelon sisters and sorry for my long question PS can u get britney sim spears OR wendy williams on the podcast would really love to know how they are doing after all that's happened.