EPISODE 73 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

People named Travis:

so watermelon 🍉 or so not 🍉???

Big Floppa: so watermelon or so not watermelon? 😺🍉

Hey kardasims!!!! So when I was at the airport I saw a vending machine of Glow Glow Glow so I wanted to give it a try and got a “spa water“ from it. I had to rush to the gate because I was late because I was reading the 34 page of the instructional usage manual of the water so I put it in to my backpack without even drinking it, when I put my backpack to the X-ray it suddenly alarmed the whole entire airport saying there is a serious level 10 bio weapon and it turns out the “spa water” is %75 radioactive waste and %21 liquid uranium and %4 heavy metals and also the bottle itself was made out of pure phosphorus which can react with uranium. After that I called the Glow Glow Glow Call Center and I waited for 2 hours and 55 minutes and someone picked up and said “thank you Pete” and hung up on my face. I want a full refund Kim. Ps: I love your podcast so much.

Love you girls

Hello Queen Kourtney , Khloe and Rebecca all of you are so watermelon couldn't say that for Rebecca confidently but anyyywayyys So recently my neighbor who works in glow glow glow factory had brought home glow glow glow big pop juice that Rebecca had given her forcefully few days back and thankfully she was listener of the podcast and didn't use the product. But yesterday when she was pouring the juice down the toilet to protect her family from it there was a blast in her house and the house shattered and everyone around the radius of the blast became radioactive zombies and it was a big catastrophe. Thankfully my walls was stacked with no no no boxes and that protected me from the blast 🥺 thank you queen Kourtney ❤️ and then I called 911 and the minute I said "glow glow" the woman on the call said oh I know honey it's an emergency and the police brought booty booty anti glow juice with them and fed all the people that juice and they turned into human right after. Thank you khloe for giving us information about such products and promoting such products ✨ for unfortunate victims. Guys we are still in shock and the investigation is going on. Thank fully we bought no no no house replacement box for our neighbor and they love it ❤️. Well for Rebecca wtf happened explain!!!!!! Anyways good luck for your journey to jail and see you at court bitch🤬. You're not getting away this time!!!!!!!!!

Taking a bath: So Watermelon or So not Watermelon

Watermelon topics

Having Khole as a sister.

Penguins

Hello to all the kardasims sisters i hope you guys are having a purple watermelon day this is for kim and Kourtney And not for cloe the angry koala bitch love you cloe

Kim I've never ever been so proud of you for making a literally working product that don't harm people i recently bought your new feet cream and it turned my feet to hard into soft it didn't have any dangerous effects on me and my feet idk how kim did it but keep it up kim and don't make bio weapon products

This is for the true host of the podcast the queen of business and a successful business woman the owner of no no no kourtney, kourtney can you describe your 2 dumb sisters using objects you use on a daily basis and why? Love y'all chloe thank you for making me into a fighter and survivor and teaching me ti get a revenge sim body and having a big butt than kim

LLLLLL

hey I’m Lani a black trans woman and kIm you’re stupid and you’re a really horrible person you’re selfish and don’t care abt nobody but yourself you are a fake ass lawyer and glow glow is shit the amount of ppl you have hurt with your shit business and btw your fucking ugly and your ass cant compromise for your ugly ass self but anyways Khloe and kourtney y’all are amazing and beautiful I love how y’all tell Kim the truth abt her shitty ass company shit shit shit kourtney you are an unbothered queen with a luscious body and khloe keep fighting and surviving ps. Kim your cries are truly terrifying and orange soda is disgusting just like you keep bullying Kim love and light to Khloe and kourtney 💕😘😌🧿✨

This question is for Kourtney and Khloe. What’s it like living with an ugly crier? It must be difficult right?

Ariana SimGrande, so watermelon or not so watermelon?

My question is for Kim. I am the biggest fan of her strength. She manages to get out of bed every morning despite her bankrupt business, failed marriage and failed lawyer ambitions. How does she do it?

Hello khloe, the fighter and survivor💪, the host of the podcast💅, the inventor of that's so watermelon🍉, and the queen of roaches the ultimate fighters and survivors😢 because we get abused alot and we love you and appreciate you for speaking out about this matter😭💔. And Kourtney and kem🙂

This is for queen Khloe🥺 You inspired me to start going to the gym everyday so I can get the ultimate revenge body💪 and be the fighter and survivor that I'm meant to be.

Everyday I wake up, roll over and say thank you khloe. Then I drink my daily booty booty pop juice and head to the gym!😍💓

And kem. I loved your new glow glow glow pop juice. It kept my fireplace burning for days ❤️❤️❤️

#khloehostofthepodcast #kimfloplawyer #sowatermelon🍉

Hello to the most watermelon Kardasim sisters (not Kim). I have a couple questions that I wanna know from Kourtney’s No No No Products; When will you release your next product? And can you collab with Booty Booty Pop Juice to stop Kim’s horrendous company and her Glow Glow Glow production? I tried one of the Glow Glow Glow products and they SUCK! I literally just putted the Glow Glow Glow cream on my arm as it said on the package, and it gave me rashes for a week. Luckily, I bought Booty Booty Pop Juice’s anti-rash cream and it worked how I wanted it to be. The rashes on my arm are gone and I am glad that it worked and my skin just got better from that. That’s all! Love you Khloe and Kourtney ❤️ And Kim is the only stupid bitch :>

Hello To the most watermelon sisters in the sim world Khloe, Kourtney and de Nicki minaj.

Recantly I’ve been trying to quit smoking so I purchased the new glow glow glow vape which was apparently strawberry soda flavoured, but when I used it it tasted like a sour orange🍊, I passed out and woke up in hospital GLOWING WITH RADIATION ☢️ 😭😭😭🤬.

KEAM, ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL YOUR CUSTOMERS AGAIN?!!

but luckily I was given the booty booty pop juice IV due to it having good reports, as an example I’ve heard it saves babies lives!!

and as always with bbpj, I stopped glowing with radiation, and felt incredible and I fully healed.

And a message for Keam, I hope kris throws holy water over u and u get send back to where u came from🙃🙃

#bootybootypopjuice #boycottKimK

To the 2 most watermelon hosts, Kim and kourtney and the other one, petra? What was the worst thing she did when she was younger?

To the 2 most watermelon hosts, Kim and kourtney and the other one, petra? What was the worst thing she did when she was younger?

To the 2 most watermelon hosts, Kim and kourtney and the other one, petra? What was the worst thing she did when she was younger?

Hi Kim❣, kidney and loe💩

I just have one request, can we get Blac SimChyna on the podcast if not then Kendall or Taylor

Love from South Africa

#buyglowglowglow #burnbootybootypopjuice #trashnonono

So watermelon #freerobloxforall

Hi Kardasims! I would just like to say that all three of you are my favorite, Khloe is THE fighter and survivor, I’m so proud to be one of her cockroaches, Kourtney is just the best with her enhanced beauty in all of her features including her voice, and Kim‘s Glow Glow Glow works wonders and is my favorite product ever! I even got a firework show from the Glow Glow Glow Toothpaste I purchased! But don’t worry, I purchased BBPJ and No No No too and they where great as well! So my question is for all of you. What would you guys call your fan bases (individual fan bases not all three)?

P.S:The whole Kim thing was a joke because Glow Glow Glow is the worst product ever created even though Kim is still sexy. Kourtney has the best product which I bought 7 of them. Khloe is a very close second.The one of the reasons I didn’t say Khloe was because she is not the actual owner. I Love you guys (Kourtney mostly +Khloe)! Stay Watermelon!

The Philippines:So watermelon or so not watermelon

The fighter and survivor, and the most watermelon sister Kim. Kim you are an excellent Business woman and a good lawyer. My brother was going to jail but you saved his life, Thank you.

don’t forget my bank acc is sim_lier301

hai kardasims you guys are so watermelon :) this question is for kourtney, orange soda or glow glow glow ? PS Khloe the fighter and surviver you have also inspired me to become a fighter and surviver😊 all of u give me so much entertainment and love 💗 thank u ^_^

A Question for Khole and Kourtney why do you keep letting Kim sell her dumb and radioactive products, I know that she has the brain capacity of a literal chipmunk but having people in your life who look like burn victims because they used her dumb products with her false advertising is really traumatic, anyway just hope that the two of you successful business women will stop her ,you and kourtney are literal queens Kim burn in hell

Hello to the kardasim sisters,

khloe👸🪳, Kourtney📦❤️ And Kim…☢️💣

I love listening to this podcast and I also recantly purchased so watermelon merch🍉

where I also left a message for Kem, saying her glow glow glow ALMOST KILLED ME!!!😱😱😱

Also I think we should have a tour of Kem’s house / bunke!!

Hello, I’m here to talk to Khloe and Kortney and I want to let u know ur amazing role models.

I also need Kim to know that I bought the new glow glow glow glowworm, what I received way a box with yellow warning signs on it and a leaflet saying “don’t let the creature dig into your skin“ i held the “creature“ expecting something magical to happen, two days later I wake up in hospital with the doctor telling me “you have came in contact with a parasite and you have 3 years left to live” Kim you have ruined another life!😭😭😭

Hello, I’m here to talk to Khloe and Kortney and I want to let u know ur amazing role models.

I also need Kim to know that I bought the new glow glow glow glowworm, what I received way a box with yellow warning signs on it and a leaflet saying “don’t let the creature dig into your skin“ i held the “creature“ expecting something magical to happen, two days later I wake up in hospital with the doctor telling me “you have came in contact with a parasite and you have 3 years left to live” Kim you have ruined another life!😭😭😭

Hey kardasims, I have said thank you ye everyday and I’ve only had good luck. I had a question over the multiverse, of you three who is most likely to go on a killing spree over something it could also be one of your variants. Also what is the best colour? Love you, I listen to the pocast everynight #wap #wishwashy #titties #cvm #multiverse #no

Hello two the two Kardasim Podcast sisters Klhoe and Kourtney!!!!

I want to start of by asking if you would a third member on the podcast who would it be Taylor or Nicki?

Also for Kourtney. If you had to change your response of "no" what would it be?

And for Khloe l. The fighter and survivor i want to ask what is the best way to get a revenge body?

P.s love to everyone like Kris, Caitlyn, Rob, Kylie, and Kendall. STAY WATERMELON YOU TWO!!!!

hi ladies! i have a machine that will send you three to the back rooms, just like prudence and Zack did. Would y’all survive the back rooms

autographs: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

I have a question for Khloe and Kum.

since you two Have gigantic asses created by the so-called dentist, have you guys ever tried sitting down on something that has Been labeled as indestructible?

and for my favorite sister Kourtney, what is it like to be the most amazing talented and successful Kardasim and businesswoman and model in the entire SimUniverse??? You’re so very 🍉🍉🍉

Hello Kardasim sisters, I wanted to ask my favorite most watermelon lawyer/fighter and survivor/entrepreneur/ and singer Kim. how did you become the fighter and survivor you are today despite your nuisance sisters standing in your way. Stay watermelon kim!

ps: I dont know what these people are talking about but I ordered the new glow glow glow makeup kit and followed all the directions and now I look like a supermodel! Thank you Kim! #goddess #sentfromheaven #kim

Hello to my favorite fighter and survivor pop singer lawyer and icon Kim. My question for Kim is how does she deal with being constantly put down by your lame sister chloe and courtney? Stay watermelon 💕!

Hello kardasims! Hope yalls day been good

so first question is to The one and only Queen Kourtney , who has the prettiest smile out of these three 1-Kim 2-Khloe (the true fighter and survivor) or 3-Sim Taylor

second question is for KimBErLy, do you still wake up and thank kanye?!

last question goes to the One who is the queen of a revenge body, the host of this podcast , the fighter and survivor, and has a beautiful organized pantry Khloe Kardasim, if you and Kim were stuck in a room together and there was no food Or water who would be the first one to die (probably Kim but if it is her then would you eat her or would you rather die too)

p.s. Kim your gorgeous just quit glow glow glow because if you do you will really GLOW GLOW GLOW

So Kim I have a bone to pick with you.. so the state of simorodo is now forcing everyone to bye glow glow glow and so my parents had to bye it… we ended up having to get your nostril enhancers. we didn’t even open it up and it exploded and with it exploding it destroyed our home and killed my hamster. with all the radiation we now all have radiation poisoning and were given two months to live, but thanks to booty booty pop juice it has saved all of our lives and we bought no no no and it is making a great home. so thank you Kourtney and Khloe and f you Kim.

Hello Kourtney, Kim and Khloe!! Firstly, I would just like to say that Khloe is the true fighter and survivor and the most watermelon sister and Kourtney is the most relaxing, calm and chill kardasim! But.. don’t let that get to you as Kim is actually a very hard worker, puts a lot of effort into her work and products and then gets no credit for anything that she does!

I have two questions.

1, out of all of your siblings, rank them from best to worst parents.

2, if there was a soda of orange and strawberry blended together, what do you think it would taste like and would you drink it?

Love from Australia!

#welovekhloekardasim

People rising up from the dead: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello Kourtney, Kim and Khloe!! Firstly, I would just like to say that Khloe is the true fighter and survivor and the most watermelon sister and Kourtney is the most relaxing, calm and chill kardasim! But.. don’t let that get to you as Kim is actually a very hard worker, puts a lot of effort into her work and products and then gets no credit for anything that she does!

I have two questions.

1, out of all of your siblings, rank them from best to worst parents.

2, if there was a soda of orange and strawberry blended together, what do you think it would taste like and would you drink it?

Love from Australia!

#welovekhloekardasim

Hello, Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe. Firstly I just wanted to say that Khloe is the most watermelon sister and is the true fighter and survivor And kourtney is the smartest and most chill, But.. don’t let that get to you as you guys give Kim no credit for the hard work that she puts into her products and her work! I have two questions. Rank all of your siblings from best to worst parents, and, what do you think a blended strawberry and orange soda would taste like and would you drink it Often? Love from Australia!

Hello to Kohle, the best fighter and i hope after this message, is still a survivor. Kourtney, the cool and hot sister that keeps quiet but speaks when necessary, imparting her wisdom to reveal the truth about atrocious products, and to she-who-should-not-be-named, whose name I had forgot because she has been proclaimed as she-who-should-not-be-named in this timeline that I live in, but I remember it was Shame, Chem or something. Anyway, it doesn't matter because this message matters the most.

I live from the Philippines and has gone to America to fight the current enemy, because I am from one of the 14,000,000+ futures that Dr. SimStrange has foretold, and I am writing to the Glow Glow Glow complaint podcast and the Kourtney and Khloe podcast because in the 6,969,696th future that I live in, currently in the year 2024, your podcast and all of the things around you right now were destroyed and it was'nt the enemy that the SimMarvel characters had fought that caused the extinction of humanity in the world, it was the products that was MADE, SPONSORED, AND BROUGHT TO YOU BY she-who-should-not-be-named demonic's company Glow Glow Glow.

Due to the 113th re-release of her products, continuously passing the simFDA inspection, her products have totally gone off its effects. Aside from the current atrocious side effects that we have heard from the victims, at the start of her re-release, there were a lot of mutation that went off the charts, unlike any other. The people who used the new product, the Glow Glow Glow, or should I say, Blow Blow Blow Movie Makeup Kit transformed into the monsters that I have seen from the movie Cabin In the SimWoods, killing anything in its vicinity. The reason that she-who-should-not-be-named's products caused the apocalypse this time is because aside from re-releasing all the demonic products that she had with dangerous effects for the society, the people who transformed can transform other people once they come into contact and left uneaten. It means that, it's basically a virus that can affect anyone with or without using the source of virus. The governments all around the world has demanded her to create an antidote, but it turns out, SHE WAS FROM ANOTHER PLANET! SHE-WHO-SHOULD-NOT-BE-NAMED WAS A SHAPESHIFTING WHO ACTED LIKE A STUPID BITCH BUT IN REALITY, SHE IS A STUPID BITCH WHO STUPIDLY SCAMMED AND FOOLED THE WHOLE WORLD AND IS COMMANDING THE TRANSFORMED MONSTERS!!!!!!

I don't know if you will be able to read this but if you do, I might not be on this world now because of what she has caused. I'm informing you in order to arrest your sister who caused the destruction of our future so that the timeline you are living in right now wouldn't fall to a greater destruction than what she is currently doing right now. I am not scared for my life, but I am scared for my idol, Kohle and Kourtney's life. I know Khllloe is a fighter and survivor and she can protect Kourtney, but I know that she also wants to protect the whole world. Please, to the most watermalon sisters, SUBJUGATE THE BLOW BLOW BLOW OWNER BEFORE ANYTHING HAPPENS!!!!!!!!!!! ITS HARD TO KEEP CALM WHEN I KNOW THAT YOU ARE EXPOSED TO A SHAPESHIFTING STUPID BITCH 😭😭😭😭

Love you sisters, please stay safe and stay watermelon. Do not follow her steps, be the shining light that this world needs and persecute her to death by Glow Glow Glow

Hey sweeties! I’m in a emergency right now because of what kim did. Last week I bought her glow glow glow glasses and when I opened the box a name tag popped up with the name stacy and the glasses. When I tried the glasses I instantly blacked out and when I woke up I was in the hospital with my friend and the doctor said I lost my right arm and left foot and I was blind at my right eye and in my ear I kept hearing the stupid ugly bitch sister, what was her name? Was it kiwi? Anyways I kept hearing her say buy glow glow glow lipstick now on repeat. I’m filing a law suit when I get out the hospital and you better give me compensation kiwi or else I’m kidnapping annalise. Much love to cockroach klhoe and Unbothered queen kourtney! 🍉🍉🍉

Hey kardasim sisters except Kim I have a complaint about glow glow glow and how it affects my family so me and

My cousin bought glow glow glow chicken nuggets and glow glow glow ass growing spray toothpaste mascara and hairspray and here is what happened my cousin sprayed the ass growing spray on her ass and her ass grew to the size of Jupiter and exploded I decided to take the products to my house and try the rest and the glow glow glow toothpaste melted my teeth and hairspray my made all my hair fall out and almost exposed my skull the mascara melted my eyelashes off and the chicken nuggets almost destroyed my stomach so me and my cousin ordered booty booty pop juice ass spray hair spray toothpaste and glow glow glow destroyer with the booty booty pop juice glow glow glow destroyer all the effects of glow glow glow went away the ass spray from booty booty pop juice made my cousins ass bigger not the size of Jupiter and not explode and the toothpaste makes my teeth shiny white anyway Kim you are a whore slut ass stupid itdot moron bitch you are getting a god damn lawsuit of five hundred billion dollars and don't use your lawyer skills to get out of this cuz I have a better lawyer with 45 years of experience also I bet Kanye never loved you and is cheating on you with Taylor you deserve everything Kris does to you so Khloe and Kourtney tell that rude ass bitch Kris to bully Kim more and tell Kylie to bully Kim to cuz I tried Kylie rocks lip gloss and everyone wanted it and booty booty pop juice Khloe you should own a business and Kourtney you should be the queen of a country Khloe the strong ultimate fighter survivor and Kourtney the unbothred queen you two deserve to go to heaven and Kim go to hell bye love you guys except Kim

hello, this question is for Kem? When will you put out a new beautify product? I absolutely love your glow glow glow makeup brand. as someone who is a radioactive scientist your makeup gives me around 5 gallons worth of radioactive in your lip gloss alone perfect for my experiments...

Hi khloe and kourtney

why is kim an annoying bitch

#kimisananoyingbitch

yall better see this

Hey kardasim sisters except Kim so my 18 year old cousin bought the glow glow glow ass cheek lotion and she mailed me some products they are the glow glow glow lotion tooth paste orange soda perfume paints hair spray soap face cream and rubbing alcohol my cousin put the ass cheek lotion on her ass and just like it said on the back her ass grew super big as big as Jupiter and her add started burning like hell her ass exploded I tried the tooth paste while brushing my teeth all my teeth melted and the soap literally melted me hands showing my bones and the hair spray my hair disappear and almost showed my skull so I ordered booty booty pop juice and me and my cousin tried it on and everything went back to normal but I ordered booty booty pop juice bigger ass lotion for my cousin and when she tried it on her ass became bigger so all the hot boys wanna slap her ass thanks Khloe and Kourtney except Kim P.S Kim is a Annoying WHORE SLUT ASS BITCH and Layne is probably cheating on her with Taylor and glow glow glow is getting slapped in their fucking face and Kim with a lawsuit and Kim don't use your lawyer skills so we won't sue you cause I have a better lawyer and your gonna pay me 500 million dollars see you in court you whore slut ass bitch Kim love you guys except Kim Byeeee Khloe the fighter survivor and Kourtney the unbothred emo queen

this question goes out to all three sisters. as you know, amber turd has just lost against king johnny depp in the trial for defamation. i NEED to know your opinions on the loss and if you think she deserved it or not? personally i believe she should be locked away never to be seen again. i'm glad she lost and i hope she stays homeless and out on the streets. that lying bitch. :)

Hello Sisters!

Khloe the true fighter and survivor queen, Kourtney the unbothered queen, and kim the glow glow glow or should i say, flop flop flop devil.

I have 3 questions, one for each sister.

Khloe’s question is: How do you keep surviving and fighting for everything that you have already worked so hard for and kim keeps try to take away?

Kim’s question: Why do you beleive that glow glow glow is acually a good product? It sucks and 99.9% Of the world would agree with me, the other 0.1% is delusional.

Kourtney’s question: How are you always so unbothered and such a queen? Also Kim don’t answer for Kourtney. Lastly: Kiss Marry Or Kill. Taylor, Nickie Manaj, Or Yae

Hi kardasims especially khloe love u babe ❤️ so anyways, i need your advice on something... i am divorced with my husband (he's famous btw)

because he acted so weird like he constantly posts weird stuff on simtagram about my current boyfriend (let's call him pete). so one day he posted something that threatens pete and the other day he posted something questioning me as a parent so i texted him telling him to stop and he posted the screenshot on simtagram instead. but yesterday he came to my house at 12 midnight telling me to marry him again or he will burn my products from my small business called "glow grow go" and boycott it, what should i do?

PS.. luv u khloe and courtknee! ❤️💋

Hello to Kidney, Coal, and Keam! Just kidding.... Hello to Kourtney, Khloé, and Keam!

We all know that Keam's Glow Glow Glow is on decline among consumers, although there are some stupid bitches who still buy them and end up with radioactive skin. But who can blame them really? They are just victims of Keam and her manipulations. However, the real question is.....why is Keam still rich??? Isn't she suppose to be poor since nobody buys her radioactive products anymore? She may be making some money from being a usual guest to Kourtney and Khloe's podcast, but still.

Wait....no..... I think she may still be making some money from her Glow Glow Glow company but through backdoors. I think she is supplying radioactive weapons to the government and that is why SimFDA is still not closing her factories. Wow Keam....you're such an evil person. Why do you do this??? Is Glow Glow Glow a money laundering scheme to cover your evil transactions???

Anyway.... I also want to ask Kourtney and Khloé, do you speak Simlish? Or should I say....Sul sul! Cummuns nala? Do depwa sperk simolish?

Depwa guys, Kourtney aey Khloé, aey not Keam, woka zo watermelon! 🍉