EPISODE 73 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Hi kardasims. I just want to ask, have you guys tried ariana Grande's makeup line? If so, can u guys rate it from 1-10? Love from 🇵🇭

My salutes to the TRUE fighter and survivor, Khloe the natural beauty ,Kourtney and the successful businesswoman: Kris!

And the creative Make Up Artist: Kylie !

And the intelligent laywer: Annalise!

And the woman with the Biggest Ass: De Nicki Minaj!

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Oh, and Kim with her Flop Flop Flop, I mean Glow Glow Glow products.

Kourtney: Are u still friends with De Nicki Minaj after the Cook Off and her lawsuit? And thank u for the No No No Surprise Box I really needed an empty box .

Khloe: Stop Lying! You're not a Spokeperson for Booty Booty Pop Juice! You are the one that is making Booty Booty Pop Juice and Saving Lives!

Kim: I want to say something to u...

Thank U Ye

#FlopFlopFlop #GlowGlowGlowSucks #TheKardasimPodcastMoreLikeGlowGlowGlowComplaintCenter #ThankUYe

#KhloeTheTrueFighterAndSurvivor

Hey Kim, Kourtney and Khloe! I just want to say, that I really enjoy the podcast. Even if you’re arguing about somethin, it’s just so entertaining. But Kim, I do love you, but I ordered the Glow Glow Glow Kim’s Fav Perfume Scented candle, but it smells like ASS! I don’t know if it’s because it’s been in the packaging for a while, but i don’t want to be reminded of the bathroom the whole time when I smell your product. Anyways, Khloe and Kourt, keep up the good work and Khloe, the Booty Booty Pop Juice does wonders! Made my waist slimmer too. Kourtney, you just be the beautiful, chill woman you are.

Dearest Kourtneth,

I write to you to inform you that YOU look like a potential royal guard. I admire your ability to keep a serious face and yell at *stupid bitcheth*. I Hope to hear from you in future.

kind regards,

QUEEN LIZ II xoxo 😘

People named Travis:

so watermelon 🍉 or so not 🍉???

Hey sisters<33 love y'all (except Kim) oh and Khloé, Your New Booty Booty Pop Juice product worked wonders! On the, other hand, This question is for Kim, Kim.. whew. WHY DID MY GLOW GLOW GLOW LIP GLOSS TURN MY LIPS FUCKING GREEN? NOT TO MENTION HOW AROUND MY LIPS ARE BRUISED!!! OH, OH! AND YOUR BLUSH LITTERLY MADE MY CHEEKS HAVE INSANE ACNE! AND YOUR SUNSCREEN LASTED FOR TWO SECONDS, WHEN I WAS AT THE BEACH I WAS SUNBURNT WITH IN A MINUTE!!! HOW AM I MEANT TO GET A DATE NOW!?!?!? Explain all of this to me or expect a lawsuit.

Big Floppa: so watermelon or so not watermelon? 😺🍉

Hello Khloe, Kourtney, and others! I’m sure you are all aware of the global phenomenon on Simtok involving your sister Kylie SimJenner. Kylie‘s breathtaking knife skills shocked influencers and tiktok creators alike. Now that her culinary skills have gone viral, a question still remains. How do you Kardasims cut your cucumbers? and if you haven’t cut one before, how would you cut one? #KyliesHorribleKnifeSkills #Cucumbers #ViralTrend

Advice: how do i go about my day knowing fully that stacy simlewis did not return to her fiancé yet? also glow glow glow, more like toilet overflow. #FindStacy #WheresStacy #LockTheGlowGlowMonsterUp

What does krys, Kylie, and Kendall think is better booty booty pop juice, glow glow glow, or no no no. Also I seen someone ask this a while ago but now that we have no no no, I think it's time for Khlo Khlo Khlo. I mean maybe it would be a product to help your fans be fighter and survivors, or maybe to help them with there revenge body. Or maybe a product that can instantly disintegrate any glow glow glow product!

Dear kardasims, especially the True fighter and survivor Khloe 💪 so anyway... I have a question for you all! If you were in a cementary with GHOOSSST, who would you sacrifice out of the simners and kardasims? Would you sacrifice the true fighter and survivor Khloe, idc Kourtney, the stupidest bitch alive kim, annoying Kris, model Kendall, successful makeup Kylie, or the amazing, babe, Catlin? Omg and your beautiful baby brother Rob? I know you guys have felt with this before, with the anitronics, haunted house, and even on N.O.T. news when Khloe and rob went to a haunted house. Personally I would either sacrifice glow glow glow and kim or krys. #ghost #khloesurvivor #sacrificeglowglowglow

Brain fog: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Memory loss: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hey Kardasims!! I’m Bryan, I decided to Start Using Booty Booty Pop Juice and it has worked miracles with helping me have better sleep at night and starting my day with a better mood. My Question is what Kim Response to the Photo Leak that is trending on Sim-Stagram of the photo of you Drinking booty booty pop juice after you using glow glow glow to fix your melting ass cheeks and what is your response khloe, to the leak. Love you sm Kourtney and Khloe.. not Kim 😝❤️🥰

Hey kardasims!!!! So when I was at the airport I saw a vending machine of Glow Glow Glow so I wanted to give it a try and got a “spa water“ from it. I had to rush to the gate because I was late because I was reading the 34 page of the instructional usage manual of the water so I put it in to my backpack without even drinking it, when I put my backpack to the X-ray it suddenly alarmed the whole entire airport saying there is a serious level 10 bio weapon and it turns out the “spa water” is %75 radioactive waste and %21 liquid uranium and %4 heavy metals and also the bottle itself was made out of pure phosphorus which can react with uranium. After that I called the Glow Glow Glow Call Center and I waited for 2 hours and 55 minutes and someone picked up and said “thank you Pete” and hung up on my face. I want a full refund Kim. Ps: I love your podcast so much.

Love you girls

Hello Queen Kourtney , Khloe and Rebecca all of you are so watermelon couldn't say that for Rebecca confidently but anyyywayyys So recently my neighbor who works in glow glow glow factory had brought home glow glow glow big pop juice that Rebecca had given her forcefully few days back and thankfully she was listener of the podcast and didn't use the product. But yesterday when she was pouring the juice down the toilet to protect her family from it there was a blast in her house and the house shattered and everyone around the radius of the blast became radioactive zombies and it was a big catastrophe. Thankfully my walls was stacked with no no no boxes and that protected me from the blast 🥺 thank you queen Kourtney ❤️ and then I called 911 and the minute I said "glow glow" the woman on the call said oh I know honey it's an emergency and the police brought booty booty anti glow juice with them and fed all the people that juice and they turned into human right after. Thank you khloe for giving us information about such products and promoting such products ✨ for unfortunate victims. Guys we are still in shock and the investigation is going on. Thank fully we bought no no no house replacement box for our neighbor and they love it ❤️. Well for Rebecca wtf happened explain!!!!!! Anyways good luck for your journey to jail and see you at court bitch🤬. You're not getting away this time!!!!!!!!!

Taking a bath: So Watermelon or So not Watermelon

Watermelon topics

Having Khole as a sister.

Penguins

I have a question to the most powerful and dangerous business women Kim, the most beautiful and gorgeous creature in the universe Kourtney, and to Khloe the Cockroach Bully. If you three were to compete in the Olympics Games which sport would you compete in and do you think you will win a gold medal? P.S I try the glow glow glow I'm so watermelon bodywash and even though I was in the hospital for 2months for unbearable pain I ended up with soft and beautiful skin and my skin even tasted like watermelon. Thank you Kim. It just goes to show you have to suffer alot before obtaining beauty.

Hey kardasim sister especially for Kourtney the host of the podcast

Kourtney when will you release another product and what will it be?

Kim expext 35 lawsuits from me i did a mukbang video on my channel and it was titled mukbang kit from glow glow glow i tried every food in the kit and it went well for 5 seconds after that i started hallucinating and choking puking and sweating after all that mess i stopped recording my video and posted it online and took a nap but after i woke up my eyes started to burst into tears and i immediately went to a hospital and they diagnosed me depression and anxiety and the doctor told me to go to a therapist to help me face my trauma but after a week i felt something on my chest and my heart suddenly started beating so fast that i passed out

Khloe thank you for putting Kim at her place you and Kourtney are the real watermelon sisters and kim is a flop businesswoman a liar lawyer and a bankrupt bitch

Lastly i wanna say that my friend did a video destroying 500 glow glow glow products by burning them and it immediately went wrong my friend is now at the hospital with two missing legs and 1 half arm he said that when he threw the matches in the products it made a explosion like a atomic bomb the military got involved in such a big explosion that they have to evacuate all the people near the explosion site