EPISODE 89 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Hi to the ONLY watermelon simster Kourtney, and the FIGHTER (not survivor anymore) Khloe, and the least smartest, the greatest biochemist, the Glowzilla mother, the flop businesswoman, and the best at making people disappear Khem.

Dear Kourtney, I just LOOOOOOOVEEEE your new limited edition No No No Box Mansion Deluxe Extreme. I bought one and i couldn't be more satisfied. It's very small on the outside but an entire paradise on the inside. It even has an indoor swimming pool. But one thing I like the most is the Ultra Glow Glow Glow proof outerlayer. To test it, I went to the nearest Glow Glow Glow Store and brought my No No No Box Mansion Deluxe Extreme withe me because i don't wanna wait 6 months if i order it. I bought the Glow Glow Glow Blackberry Mint Perfume and immediately threw it at the Box and The whole Glow Glow Glow Building Exploded and Melted. 7 workers had a severe skin infection and their skin turned black with hairy bumps. The No No No Box survived and I immediately drove away and have been staying inside the Box for 2 months now with a whole Pantry of Booty Booty pop Juice. So 5 stars for the Box and Greatly recommended for Only 25 million dollars.

Anyway, This question is for Qhlue. I love Booty Booty Pop Juice, But can you please stop Ending the podcast with your Very Chaotic voice, and end it with Kourtney rapping instead?

Great love from Hogwarts

#throwKimtoVanish

#JusticeforStacy

#Khloethefighter

#kourtneythelastdiva

Being a bad reader and not knowing how to pronounce names: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hi to the most watermelon sisters, Khloe and Kourtney. I live in planet SimNeptune and recently a spaceship crashed into our world and came out Glowzilla. And it was screaming Glowglowglow is the best product and it's firing toxic expired Glowglowglow products that smells so bad. So I recently discovered bootybootypopguns and Nononotank and it really helped a lot. The bootybootypopguns help us to get rid of rotten smell of toxic Glowglowglow products and the nononotank helped us to kill the glowzilla and while we're firing at the glowzilla it was screaming why???!!!!!!!!(insert Kim's voice). So I just wanna thank Khloe and Kourtney for helping us get rid of glowzilla by the world's destroyer Khem!(insert Caitlyn's voice). Now our world smells so so good like a fresh smell of flowers in a beautiful garden. Greetings from simNeptune. Stay watermelon Khloe and Kourtney, and to Kim, I don't know her. #fighterandsurvivorkhloe #thequeenkourtney #glowglowglowmorelikeflopflopflop #failedlawyerkim #snakesnakesnakekim #bootybootypopguns #nononotank

Pumpkin Spice Soda: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Omg heyyyyy, Khloe and Kourtney, I love you guys! My question is for the both of you. How do you think Kehm got on American Horror Story. I personally think she threatened Ryan with some Glow Glow Glow products, and he immediately gave her a part. Oh I knew I was forgetting something, Kehm. Hate you girl, but love Khloe and Kourtney, you two are soooooo watermelon.

Hello to the watermelon sisters Khloe and Kourtney. I am sorry Kim, but you not watermelon in my books.

I am sure you guys know Rosa Sim Diaz from Brooklyn Sim 99. This question is for Kourtney. Are you related to Rosa Sim Diaz? I am asking this because she reminds me so much of you. He nonchalant energy, her monotonous tone and her overall demeanor screams KOURTNEY. It is like your whole character is insipred by her or her character is inspired by you Kourtney, I do not know which is which. Please clarify.

Lastly, thank you Khloe and Kourtney for coming up with the phrase That's So Watermelon. Love you guys (NOT Kim).

So not watermelon or so watermelon: Losing your diamond earring 😭💎🌊

Who's the smartest: Mudita

hi kardasims! i've been listening to your podcast for years now! (since ep 11 came out), and i'm so proud to see how far y'all have come :) my question is: are kim and kourtney still beefing? love u three so much <33

Hello watermelon simsters Khloe and Kourtney and the unic stupid bitch Kim.

Kim , i am suing you for what you have done to my friend!!!!!!!!!

We bought Taylor Swift SImtour tickets , and instead we got a glow glow glow orange drink.

I told my friend to not drink it but she did it anyway .

She was turned into a super big snake .She destroyed my house and the city i lived in.

The similitary was called to stopd this creature ,that you KIM turned my friend to!!

Nothing was working ... so they bought a no no no box and they sent it into my friend..she was sent into another universe .

Scientists entered there as well so they could stutied her .The city was saved, but a lot of lifes were lost...more then 1 million simzens died...it is all destroyed...

After a few mothes the scientists contacted us to say that there were aliens with big butts in the planet they were in .

The scientists that are here on earth invented a no no no reversed box, it means that what was sent to the no no no box comes back to earth. They used it and the scientists come back with some aweome butty butty pop orange juice alien edition.

They survived thanks to this juice ,since there was not human food in there.

My friend is back but she is not normal..but i am happy she is back. Do you have any product that could help my friend to be back to normal? (Khloe and Kourtney).

All the rest was saved by you two sisters , you both are so watermelon, thank you.

Kim, i hate you so much , you are a stupid jealous bitch . See you in court , i am suing you .

I love your podcast Khloe.

I have been followingsince 2020 and you make me laught a lot .

Love you girls!!

This question is for all 3 of you, whos the most likely to go to jail??

Hello to the kockroach Khloe, skinny legend and icon Kourtney and the watermelon queen Kem.

So I was enjoying my walk in a local forest and to my surprise saw that there was an illegal dump of expired booty booty pop juice defiling the area! It has contaminated the plants, animals, and nearby river. There are hundreds of dead fish all around the river with big booties, and multiple dead deer nearby with BBPJ bottles stuck on their noses. Now, I recently saw on the news that Khloe bought half of BBPJ and has been the face of the company for a long time, so Khloe, now as the co-owner and face of BBPJ, did you know of this?! Poluting nature is so NOT watermelon.

I tried contacting BBPJ customer service, and when it was finally my turn and I told them the situation, I was called a stupid bitch and the phone hung up. So I desperately called No No No customer service to see if they could help, and they generously and graciously sent over boxes of No No No More Spray to use on the BBPJ illegal dump, and luckily the dump started to neutralize safely slowly but surely.

Now, sadly, most of the damage has already been done to the area. The province will be filing a lawsuit for the chemical pollution that was done by BBPJ. Thank you to the skinny legend and icon Kourtney, for helping us when BBPJ failed to do so; that's SOOO watermelon of you! <3

#bootybootynojuice #sonotwatermelon #cancelthejuice

Hi kardasims

If each of you were an simanimal what would you guys be.

Representing yourself in court: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Empathy: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Pokémon so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello sisters :)

so I'm getting straight to the point. me and my friend Becky were employees in the glow glow glow company and one day we decided to get concert tickets on the lobby. she was getting Taylor Simswift tickets while I'm getting Simyoncè tickets but then the stupid witch Kim caught us so we immediately went back to the factory.

10 minutes later, my friend Becky was called into Kim's office and i got confused 'cause we were both caught getting tickets but she only called Becky. And guess what, that was the last time I saw Becky and it's been 3 days. I even reported her missing but still no updates.

Kim in case you didn't know, I have a copy of the glow glow glow files so If you don't release Becky, I will expose the glow glow glow ingredients and you will be dealt with.

Jams: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hey kardasims khloe you are a fighter and survivor and kourtney you are so wise and kim you can be smart too sometimes

Anyways my question is for all of you if you guys were on a boat with no food or water what would you guys do? P.S You guys are so watermelon

Hello to the most watermelon sister in the planet, Khloe and Kourtney. This is actually my first time writing, and i have a question for you, Kem. When will you ever shut down your business even when all this bad thing is happening in our simworld? They always talk about how you clearly inventing bioweapons and inventing such monsters such as the Glowzilla, but not gonna lie, the Glowzilla has a bigger ass than Kem.

I actually bought the BBPJ aka Booty Booty Pop Juice, and i was so satisfied with the quality of the product, and at least.. AT LEAST it doesn't come with a 27,885 pages long instructions that you'll have to read with a Magnifying glass. Also, The No No No Vanta Box Collectors Edition is so Watermelon. You will always have my support as well as the people listening to your podcast.

Stay Watermelon!!

#GlowGlowGlowisBad

#TrueFighterAndSurvivorIsKhloe

#NoNoNoBoxissoWatermelon

#IwillsueyourcompanyKem

Hey Kardasims!😘

I have a question,

When will Khloe ever make a skincare business? Cause her skin is SOOOO FLAWLESS ❤️

And I have a question for Kim

When will you shut down your business?

Oh and one for Kourtney

Why are you sooo cool?

-Jade

Hello Kardasim Sisters, except for you Keum. I had ordered a box of Glow Glow Glow Shampoo because i wanted to make my hair more luscious as it already is the second i put the shampoo on my hair my HAIR evaporated into thin air. KEUM! PLEASE GIVE ME MY HAIR BACK!. I miss my hair so much, i miss the air running through my luscious locs, my scalp never felt so EMPTY as a no no no box. KEUM! if you do not give my hair back i will SUE you!.

#CancelKEUM #GlowGlowGlowisTRASH #missinghair #wopwopwop #stinkyKEUM #KEUMissonotwatermelon

Kim being in the new season of Simerican Horror Story - So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon

Hello to our fighter and survivor Khloey, our unbothered goddess Kourtney, and... Kim.

I recently bought Kourtney's new No No No box and once I opened it, I found a bottle of Booty booty pop juice. Deciding to use it, I opened the bottle, before accidentally splashing it on my doggo. The dog grew a hundred times larger and ate my family. I grabbed the bottle, searching for an explanation, when the booty booty pop juice logo peeled off, revealing some green text that read "Glow Glow Glow Grow Grow Grow". It happened three months ago, and the dog has destroyed the city. Me and a group of other survivors found shelter in an abandoned village. Luckily, we have electricity and water, and we're able to grow our own food, so we can survive. Kim Kardasim West, explain right now!

Hello Kardasim Sisters, shoutout to the FIGHTER AND SURVIVOR and THE BEST HOST of the podcast Khole, THE REALEST and BEAUTIFUL KOURTNEY and THE SCAM ARTIST KIM! I just have one question for you, with the upcoming release of five nights at Freddy's, will you guys be revisiting Fazbear's pizzeria, it's been a very long time since you guys went? Just curious, Stay Watermelon!

P.S. Notice how my question had nothing to do with glow glow glow, unlike these other people, I took your advice and didn't buy that trash. #kimsasnake #stream1989tv

I have a bone to pick with that lying, cheating, potato faced scam artist Kim!

I bought Glow Glow Glow Protein Powder because I saw a commercial that was made and you and it had Arnold Schwarzenegger (who is my personal hero) giving it high praise.

I am an avid listener to this podcast and I LOVE Booty Booty Pop Juice. And I know all the issues that Glow Glow Glow has caused (by the way, have the Kockroaches stormed the Glow Glow Glow factory and Vanish?) So when I saw a commerical of Arnold Schwarzenegger endorsing this product, I had to jump on it cuz it's the real deal

When I got the protein powder, it came with an audio message, thanking me for buying the powder and it gave me weird instuctions (put the powder directly on the 2nd toe of your left foot???) I was also given a book of instructions. Like 500 pages! for a protein powder? That I'm supposed to put directly on my foot? I was like whatever, if it's good enough for Arnold, it's good enough for me.

Big mistake. When I woke up the next day ALL my muscle tone was gone. I was WEAK. I couldn't do my squats, my pushups, or my deadlifts. Thank God I had some Booty Booty Pre-Workout (The Strawberry Sensation y'all need to get on that) and some Booty Booty Protein Juice for after my lifts. After taking those 2 things, I'm stronger than I've ever been and I will NEVER EVER stray from the path of Booty Booty Pop Juice ever again.

Kim, my main question is, how did you get Arnold, of all people to endorse this product? I am just in awe of you. You make products that are scams, you scam others, you create monsters, you mutliate people, and yet you walk free.

All my love to the Kardasim Klan. Including Kim, cuz she might be toxic, but she's entertaining.

Gooooooooood evening Slaydasims. I wish I could say my first podcast forum post would be more positive, but thanks to Khloe that couldn't be further from the truth. For the past couple years I have been using the Glow Glow Glow Rootastic Shampoo & Conditioner and my hair has never been silkier and I absolutely love how it prevents my roots from growing. My only complaint is how the shampoo runoff in my apartment's pipes has caused the buildings foundation to collapse and be condemmed. Anyways... the other night I got an email from a mysterious account telling me to buy a case of Booty Booty Pop Juice or else my booty hole pics would get projected on the Burj Khalifa (aka the tallest building in the world). I decided I had no other choice but to betray the fighter and survivor (Kim) and buy the Booty Booty Pop Juice. The next morning I was horrified by what I saw when I looked in the mirror... My once perfect root-less hair now has roots that won't go away no matter what I do. I even tried to shave my head to get rid of the hideous roots... but the chemicals in the Booty Booty Pop Juice prevent the roots from going away... meaning I'm stuck with a bad hair day for the rest of my life. Khloe, there is a lawsuit coming your way, I hope you go bankrupt. Kim, you are the most watermelon sister and I will love you forever. Kourtney youre irrelevant.

Kim finally admitting Khloe & Kourtney invented the saying "Thats so watermelon" so watermelon or so not watermelon

(HELP HELP HELP THIS IS SERIOUS SHE IS AT IT AGAIN😭😭😭)

Hello Khloe and Khhhheem my queen, and i guess Kourtney the least watermelon sister. So here's what I have to say, I was walking to work one day and I got drenched in what I assumed was water but then after 10 seconds my skin starts to burn, as I am screaming in agony I look up to see your evil devil of a mother at the top of the building.

she smiles at me and then runs away, thankfully I wasn't burned to death but seriously injured but thankfully I was treated at the hospital and restored thanks to the glow glow glow life flow pop juice. so my question is what are you going to do about Kris as iv heard I'm not the first she has done this to and i feel like Kourtney is in on it iv heard she hangs out with Kris secretly they are dumb bitches, and also thank you kheeeem your the light this dark world needs, you are so watermelon and always being slandered it's crazy 🍉🍉🍉🍉❤️❤️❤️ #KhemIsSoWatermelon #KourtneyBitch #IvBeenKrised

Hey Kardasims!

This is Rory and I'm speaking to the faithful loyal and smart kourtney and khloe. I was recently stranded at sea for several months i was there due to a bad submarine incident but i found my favourite product a No no no box floating in the water. It had pieces of watermelon and mini strawberry soda cans in it and it had the scary Glow Glow Glow products when I saw this I screamed and chucked it far away into the water but it was not sinking... So i paddled away as fast as i could for 10 minutes i was a good distance away but then it exploded. My skin peeled off like a peice of fried chicken and my skin was bright orange (The worst flavour). There was SimIA (cia) and FBI there within 20 minutes in helicopters that said queen kourtney and khloe they found me by my ass the size of a nueclar power plant. They saved me even when khehehem tried to kill me but that bootybootypopjuice saved me and my juicy crunchy ass and No No No boxes that I store it in. Love you Kourtney and Khloe!

Who's The Smartest? Gesellschaft

Who's The Smartest? Aiguillette

Hello kardasim sisters! Fighter and survivor Khloe, the watermelon queen Kourtney, and the con artist snake and failed businesswoman kim!! My question is for Khloe, who was the first sim you collected bootyhole pics of? The people are dying to know how your collection got started. Stay watermelon💗💗💗 #bootybootypopjuice #nonono #ShutDownGlowGlowGlow

Hey Kardasims!

To Khloe: what's hardest thing you've had to endure since you are a fighter and survivor?

To Kourtney: what's the secret to the groundbreaking success of your amazing No No No boxes?

To Kim: oh my god what the hell is wrong with you, you murderer?!?!?! Why are you so deep in denial and delusion while pumping out these garbage products? I swear, it's like you just wanna stay in that lavender haze.

Love you Khloe and Kourtney. Thank you for making the iconic phrase "That's so watermelon"!!!

#KhloeFighterandSurvivor #KourtneyMostSuccessfulWatermelonSister #KimtheGlowGlowGlowDemon

#Freerobloxforeveryone

Unanimous votes: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

To my wonderful Kockroach, fighter and survivor Khloe, and the unbothered queen Kourtney,

I am currently typing this message out in my safehouse. It has been months since I've last seen sunlight, trapped within the enclosing walls of one of the Glow Glow Glow Camps. The last thing I remember were the missiles and echoes of war reverburating from within the core of the Earth. Kim Kardasim had invaded my country in a head-on attack from up north alongside her army of soldiers, Glowzilla's, and disobeying the Geneva Convention's ban of biological warfare. Peeking through the curtains of my family's beautiful estate I witnessed the fury and distruction Kim has on this planet. With her army behind her, she planted her flag into the soil declaring takeover of my country into: The Democratic People's Republic of Glow Glow Glowrea (DPRG for short).

After Kim forced her way into power, life for the 99% of the nation has gotten worse. Due to her use of biological warfare, the soil is no longer able to grow food for my country's 20,000,000 million citizens. People are starving, meanwhile Kim sits in her luxury palace sipping on her orange soda. Cameras and microphones were setup almost everywhere, watching us, waiting for any of us to slip up and trash-talk Kim's regime. Some people have been noticing the dissapearances. Early in the morning, commercials and advertisements for the latest Glow Glow Glow kit blare down the barren, foggy streets. Nobody wants to say anything about it out of fear. One night I was woken up with shining flashlights in my eyes, blindfolded, and thrown into the back of a truck. After what felt like a few hours, I was unloaded from the truck and escorted into a gray, smoggy building surrounded by guard towers, barbwired fences, and hundred's of soldiers, only to realize I was walking into one of the dozens of Glow Glow Glow factories Kim had established within my country. As punishment for my supposed crime to which I was unaware of, I was to work the rest of my life on the assembly line, putting together her makeup kits. Many people die in the factories. They fall into the toxic wastes, get caught in the machines, or some people just drop dead from hunger.

I cannot go into detail of my escape as I do not want her soldiers to track me down further, but you two have to know about your sister's crimes against humanity. She is an evil dictator, who could care less for human life!

Kim Kardasim, I will come for you and I will stop you. I will make you pay for your misdeeds against my people and you will be burned at the stake!

I want to personally congratulate Kim. She accomplished want we all thought was impossible. She made it a whole podcast episode (episode 88) without crying once it must be a record . Quick khole tell her that her hair doesn't look good today.........and the record was just broken.....love y'all

hey kardasims, i have a story for yall. kim especially would find this interesting. for a while now ive been getting emails from kim's email from the glowglowglow company don't you try and say that its not yours kim because it is from your glowglowglow official website linked to your simstagram account. these emails all have to do with snakes, it always has implications about taylor and it always ends with 6 snake emojis. but kim i have a message for you and you only.

i know that your reputation's never been worse but don't blame me, i didn't ruin something delicate, this is why we can't have nice things. you've resorted to getting in your getaway car, trying to flee your failure to cancel a certain songwriter who transitioned from country to pop. but now look what you made me do. i hope you're ready for it because im going to post all these emails on instagram, say goodbye to your reputation 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍.

to khloe and kourtney, i love you guys. you're always so funny and kind and don't open old wounds. you always put a smile on my face when im down. to that i say thank you and can say that i've rated this podcast 5 stars. #lookwhatyoumademedo #kimkardashianisoverparty #kourtneyisanicon #khloeisafighterandsurvivor

Hi Sisters! Kim I love you so much!!! Especially because of your Booty Booty Pop Juice and No No No boxes that work excellently and have saved lives 💖💖. Khloe and Kourtney what the hell is with your flopping products from Glow Glow Glow??? Bioweapons, Glowzilla's, Where's Stacy, Cockroach mutations???? THE FUCK????? Anyways my question is what do you think of inviting Prudence and Zack to the podcast? If they do, Zack should join for topic 1-3 and Prudence joins for topic 3-5, so its not just Kourtney they're talking to.

Anyways I was joking about what I said earlier. I just wanted to see how Kim would react and if she scapegoats Glow Glow Glow and just takes credit for other things just for the appraisal. anyways love you Kourtney and especially Khloe for your new division of BBPJ:𝓚𝓱𝓵𝓸 𝓚𝓱𝓵𝓸 𝓚𝓱𝓵𝓸✨(ppl have mistaked it with that "khlow" word 🤧) And fuck you Cumberly.

Holding someone hostage: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello sisters, this is Chanel Boo. as I’ve previously reported, I was trapped in dimension G, Kim’s terrible “set”. As she stated, a key was indeed found & one of her workers came to grab me. Literally, grab me. I was immediately put in a headlock and saw the evil, kim kardasim walk into the room then speak to one of the zombie workers. She opened her mouth like jim carrey in the mask & said, “bl3H BL07P WHYY EEĘP H00S” which translates to, “Send it to the well”. Before I could get pushed violently in that disgraced well, I luckily got out of their arms. I ran past everything I could; including a weird room, with the name tag, “Stacy sim-lewis”. The room was locked with the highest security. I will definitely be coming back to it whe- ..

What was that? Oh god.. is that.. a giant.. XENOMORPH GLOW QUEEN AHHHH27)3!29KD£|!SOMEONE HEL-

Bonfires: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

NPC'S: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Kim's SimGM Wiki Page: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

https://simgm.fandom.com/wiki/Kim_Kardasim

Who's the smartest: Kakorrhaphiophobia

Hello Kardasim sisters, I have a question for Kourtney. Since it is clear that you are the CEO of the most successful business in the family, will you open up a course on teaching the others (especially that one) on how to properly run a company that make useful products that do not harm, kill or mutate people? BTW, my university recently bought the No No No 5 million dollars special edition apartment box as a place to store boxes of Booty Booty Pop Juice Raspberry Booyah since it has been incorporated in our students diet, and got to say they are loving the flavor while their bodies are popping great. Love you both so much Kourtney and Khloe.

What happens behind the scenes that makes you guys hate Kim so much and also the Glow Glow Glow kit gave my mom bad acne

will we ever get a video of all 3 of you playing a co-op game?

Phone bills: so watermelon or so not watermelon?