EPISODE 91 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Suggestion: I have an idea to spice things up in Who's The Smartest. Other than just it being unknown words that get forgotten 2 episodes later, how about we go for random trivia or riddles? I feel like that could be more engaging and interesting while keeping the uncertainty and rage. I also have the idea where in the 100th episode, Who's The Smartest would be trivia questions based on stuff that was talked about in the podcast.

Your comment doesn't get picked in the podcast: so watermelon or so not watermelon.

Hello Khloe, kourtney and kim, first of all you guys are such sweet watermelons.

I have a question for khloe, I purchased booty booty pop juice and it made me ass so fat

I started getting more attention! I LOVE YOUR PRODUCTS!

Can you please do an aphrodisiac pop juice?

Kourtney gave me a free no no no box and it arrived around three days thanks Kim your glow glow glow took TWO YEARS TO GET TO MY HOME

Hey to the Kardasim sisters, and happy new year! To celebrate, I bought all the products of the two most watermelon sisters, and I'm excited to try them all. My question is: what are the new products you're planning on releasing this 2024? Personally, I want a Booty Booty Pop wine, and a No No No box - Holiday edition. Stay watermelon! 🍉

Hello to Khloe and Kourtney. Not Kim. I'd like to report something horrible that I witnessed while in the mall. I bought the newest No No No box and a fresh batch of Booty Booty Pop Juice. But when I got home, I noticed that all the labels were peeling off for some reason. I took them off, and underneath said "Glow Glow Glow moisturizer" and it expired 5 years ago. Kim is disguising her disgusting shipments as Booty Booty Pop Juice and No No No boxes. Kourtney and Khloe, what do you plan to do about this? Are you going to sue Kim because she's potentially harming your loyal customers? Please do something 😭

Hello to the only Kardasims worthy of respect: Kourtney and Khloe. I am here to talk about the Glow Glow Glow tour by Kim. She tried to hold a concert like Taylor SimSwift, but of course, no one showed up. Being the queen of scammers, Kim used AI to use Khloe and Kourtney's voices to promote her concert. Because everyone loves them and hates Kim, thousands of sims showed up at the concert, including me. To our horror, Kim came onstage with her workers and started throwing GlowGlowGlow at everyone. Everyone was screaming and turning into cockroaches. I barely escaped. I already called the authorities. Kim, why do you keep ruining sims' lives and sabotaging Kourtney and Khloe's reputation? You were never watermelon.

Hi the most watermelon sisters! Kourtney is my favourite, Klhoe is a fighter and survivor and Kim is hilarious!!! Now my question is for Kim, Kim what is the difference between a bowl of oranges and an orange salad?? Love y'all I listen to you guys everyday before school ❤️❤️❤️❤️

hii kardasim sisters kehm, khloe, and the best one of all, Kourtney the no no no queen and real fighter and survior. Kourtney and her No No No boxes are so amazing. Kourtney needs to give Kehm some buisness tips, because not only is she an awful lawyer, but ABSOLUTE GARBAGE buisness owner too! 

Kourtney has gone through everything shes gone through without any dentist work unlike the other two sisters.. My question is to kehm. Why are you such a stupid betch who cant own up to your actions? Your buisness is absolutely garbage and YOU KNOW THAT. I mean like you make AWFULL products that you know fulll and dang well that they are not good for the skin, people literally try to call in their complaints to you, and you blame it on them for them not reading the 6 million 4 hundred and 30 thousand intructions... LIKE WHO THE HECK HAS TIME FOR THAT?? I dont understand why the athorities dont shut down your God awfull buisness once and for all. Not to mention her "soothing" voice IS NOT SOOTHING AT ALL. love yall so much #kehmisamatieralgirl #freerobloxforeveryone #nonono #kehmsucks

Hey kardasims! and kim I hope you have a great day Khloe the true fighter and survivor and kourtney the one with um something probably better than kim.

So I'm here to complain about Kim's glow glow glow hyper lip plump serum. When I bought the glow glow glow hyper lip plump serum and the 2999 paged book I was so excited to use it. I first read the instructions in the 2999 paged book and tried the serum on my friends lips. At first the serum looked so good, it just had a bright glow to it. It was green. And then I went home and left the serum at my friend's house.

He called a minute later saying he washed it of his lips and poured it down the drain but I didn't mind because it was just 1,000,000,001 dollars. The next day the whole neighbourhood was radioactive and all the people including me became mutants.

There was only one solution to this which was the no no no anti glow glow glow box. I opened the box and all the glow glow glow was sucked up into the box curing all of us. THANKS KOURTNEY!!

Oh and kim count your days!

hey yall! I wanna show again that some fans of the podcast and SimGM have a Discord where we talk about our fav topics and what we love about SimGM! Feel free to join https://discord.gg/wrZqjMhNmj

do not buy Kim's flop glow glow glow makeup ‼️‼️‼️

Buy Shine Shine Shine sexie products for clear skin😍💅✨✨

Who's the smartest: gasconade

Hello, Kardasims! I just want to get straight to the point. I'll ask you the question first, then the story, alright? Onto the question.

This is for Kourtney and Khloe. Have you heard about the movie Kim's been producing for the past 2 years? It's called Glow Glow Glow: Revolution, and it's set to release in January.

For a bit of background, i am a famous actress in SimHollywood named Countera Clockver Dumbasim who was unfortunate enough to be casted as the main role for the movie. TRUST ME, I DIDN'T VOLUNTARILY SIGN UP TO BE IN IT, I WAS THREATNED. Kimwanted to show the world that Glow Glow Glow is the best business in the world, and what better way to do that than making a terrible movie.

To explain the plot, i play a girl named Kimlove ( i know, weird name ), who lives in an isolated city taken over by evil dictators named Courtney and Chloe. The citizens of said city are forced to live in boxes and drink a beverage called " Butt Butt Explosion Juice ", which is why everyone's asses in the city are flat! Kimlove wanted to rebel against these " evil dictators ”, so she formed a rebellion she called Glow Glow Glow. With her friend named Glowe, who happens to be a chemist able to produce radioactive substances to " help " his fellow citizens and take down the dictators.

Acting for this movie was TORTURE. We were around radiation 24/7 because she wanted the experience to feel like " we were the Glow Glow Glow ". I sure do feel like Glow Glow Glow because I glow in the dark now. The actor for Glowe, aka the famous Anderson Sim Yas Davi The Great ( we just call him Andy ), ended up in the HOSPITAL because his teeth started to fall out after he rubbed Glow Glow Glow Teeth Cleaner on his face for a scene, which was exactly what one of the 870 directions said to do.

For the action scene, Andy and I had to ride on top of a GLOW GLOW GLOW DINOSAUR! No, it was NOT fun! Sitting on that thing felt like shoving knifes in my ass! The dinosaur had huge radioactive crystals on it's back, which fell off EVERY TIME IT MOVED. Some of them hit some of the cameras while filming ( which wasn't the only thing they fell on ), which is why the camera quality is ASS.

Speaking of ass, my ass became FLAT THANKS TO ALL THE RADIATION ON SET. Maybe if KIM gave me a hazmat suit ( which she had on ), I WOULD'VE BEEN FINE! Luckily, i've been drinking LOTS of Booty Booty Pop Juice. Thanks to that AMAZING product, i got my lucious booty back. No wonder Khloe sponsors it!

Oh, and Kourtney... ily <33

Alright, thanks for reading! I am SO glad my contract expired so i could share this information. For YEARS, me, Andy, and everyone else had to SUFFER! Yet, we couldn't do anything. Thank the goddess Kourtney this forum exist.

Hi Kardasim Queen Kim (Not Khem, learn how to speak Khloe), and unbothered Queen Kourtney, and fake business woman Khloe.

Look at this amazing sweater I got as an early gift!

This question is for the FAKE business woman, Khloe: why are you pooping so low? You have always been jealous of Kim, and it's literally so embarrassing

Hi Kourtney, I love your NoNoNo boxes!

Hey Kardasims, first off Khloe I love you, booty booty pop juice is so delicious and it made my booty as big as two watermelons, it's so watermelon. Kourntey I love how you don't give any sh1ts, you are so watermelon and no no no is so much better than glow glow glow. Kim you're alright I guess. My boyfriend stupidly assumed that I like glow glow glow because of this podcast, for our anniversary he bought me the Glow Glow Glow Delicious Orange Soda Body Butter, I pretended to like it since I love my boyfriend, I put it on my arms after showering LIKE YOU SAID ON THE BOX KIM! and I got 3RD DEGREE BURNS ALL OVER MY BODY! I've been in the hospital for weeks and the doctors said I MAY LOSE MY ARMS! Kim your ass is gonna get sued so hard it'll deflate you Monster creating bioweapon making STUPID BITCH! anyways love you Khloe! #staywatermelon

Dear Kardasims, I recently purchased the brand new "no no no clone making box". I decided to clone myself since I do not have many friends and who better to be best friends with than yourself right??😜🤪 So I placed the box in the centre of the room and chanted Kourtney's name several times as instructed. The ground began to shake violently and.. ✨POOF✨ the clone appeared in front of me, except it wasn't MY clone, it was KOURTNEY'S CLONE. She body slammed me down to the ground, snatched my weive and stole my Simflix password all in ONE SWIPE!! She ran off to who knows where before I could catch her. KOURTNEY, are you trying to create some sort of no no no CULT to take over the WORLD or something!?! UHMM SO NOT WATERMELON!!! ((P.s Kourney you are still my fav because we are alike in many ways. One of them being that our asses are as flat and lifeless as our personalities 😛✌🏾)

((P.P.S Kloe please slap Kehm for doing that gross voice EVERY GODDAMN PODCAST!! 😞)) Lots of love from East Africa 🌍💚

hello to the watermelon sisters! this is for kim! i used the new glow glow glow long lasting brow serum and my eyebrows grew immensely and i resembled the lorax the main problem here is that everytime i tried to trim them they grew 10x more than they were before and i started getting bullied at school i would've sued but tbe 5 minute call window for the helpline was too short for me to get through all the questions i need to answer but i found an alternative! i used booty booty pop juice and my eyebrows slowly but surely shrunk back to its normal size so thanks khloe and booty booty pop juice! and thanks to kourtneys brand no no no for selling big enough empty boxes and jars i could store the eyebrow hair

HEYYYYY QUEENS! I'm Roj from SimKurdistan and I just wanna ask a few questions! You guys are really big here and your on all the billboards. However, that being said, Kim recently added a factory in our city of naquestria. The wicked witch changed the city's beautiful name with such rich culture, heritage and history to....and I hate even typing this "Glow Glow Glowing" when asked why she did this, the snake said that she wanted the factory to be the monument of the of the city. As someone who lives in naquestria, I was forced by police to leave my family and work in a factory, I was in shock of the horrible conditions and all the flies in there, one time I was sewing a body suit and I saw the words "help me" written in a thick red liquid, much like blood. I have since escaped the city and I'm now in the capital. Over here only billboards of BBPJ and NO NO NO remain, this city hasn't been plagued yet. The mentioning of Kim's name or her company is taboo but I'm worried for my family.

Now that that's out of the way let's move onto the questions

Kim, why are you such a stupid bitch And do this to my country?

Kim, you have to remove your factory and leave us alone please!

Khloe and Kourtney, we have so many billboards of you yet you never have come here! I was hoping I could spend this time to invite you to SimKurdistan for an interview to boost your already top of the chart popularity scores! Would you like to?

And Kim, again, why do you force people, like myself, out of their homes to work for you stupid bitch company, and make your stupid bitch products? Seriously I'm worried about my family!

Yours,

Long time fan, Roj

Hey kardasims!🫶I have psychosis. You guys are so watermelon. You guys brightened my day. I just wanted to comment something in hopes of being acknowledged on one of your podcasts. You guys are so chaotic. I love it.

Hey guys I work at simburger as a skating carhop and I see a limo pull in the stalls me and my workers was thinking it was Taylor but instead it was Kim and Khris.

the limo was so big it blocked the entrance and exit so people was not happy Kim was there and along with her stetting up a stand and it said buy glo glo glow i gas asked her to move nicely and she said no F off I'm being a successful business woman and being in the red but it was funny bc the sign hit her in the eye

So when people became mad and hostile about having to do this someone bought it and sprayed it and there skin burned and mutated and even some threw it at ur limo as ur parts and paint fell off

My question is why Kim do u make a perfume that is supposed to be a spray and go to be read the guide for 2000 steps for my terrible product ur product is like ur marriage trash

Hi to the MOST marvellous watermelonous sister Khloe I am a cockroach from Paris my name is Manuel Obm

I've been watching and listening to your podcast from day one tell me what is your favorite episode so far ? And Kim the most unsuccessful business owner, what does it feel to be the sister of the marvellous Khloe and Kourtney ? When will you close your company ? Anyways love the no no no box and my booty booty pop juice.

Kiss kiss Manuel ❤️

Hi there beloved Kardasims!

Hope you're all in good health. I listen to this podcast almost everyday because it makes me laugh and smile (cant say the same about life lol)

I started re-listening to the podcast from episode 1, and I couldn't help but notice how changed all of you are.

Kim used to cry, literally full on cry (not just scream why) but with actual tears. And she used to be so misinformed all the time. Now she's just misinformed most of times. Glow glow glow is also the worse its ever been. I am trying to identify where it all started going south.

Khloe, you used to get rage and anger all the time. Picking fights every podcast, but now she's so patient. She went from being an angry bitch to being a successful face of a brand! She started multiple fanbases. And of course, I relished when Kim and Kourtney crowned her fighter and survivor.

And Kourtney, you used to be a lot more cranky, but now ur more mellow. Aside from that nothing much has really changed. Im not sure if that's concerning.

And of course the three of you are now 5 years older than when y'all started the podcast. As senior citizens in their golden years, you lot deserve so much respect for perfecting your craft over time, and becoming something we all love,

Stay watermelon!

Hello to the most watermelon sisters and inventors of "thats so watermelon" Khloe & Kourtney. And hi i guess to the snake businesswoman kim....shut up kim. Anyway my question is for Khloe, have you ever thought about making a perfume call stupid bitch? You could even have kim be the spokesmodel for it. And to Kourtney do you have any ne NO NO NO products coming out? #khloefighterandsurvivor #kourtneynonono #strawberrysodathebest #bootyholepicsontheready

Dear Kardasims,

My question is for the great businesswoman Kim. When is Kim going to release a business masterclass or business how to book? Her unconventional business methods like no return policy, replacing five stars by one star, and having a 5 minute window for customer calls have taken the business world by storm, and major businessmen like Simlon Musk are looking to duplicate her success.

Best

KemstheBeast

Dear Kardasims,

I love your podcast and listen to it in the shower like Khloe instructed. I didn't want to bring this topic up because it still hurts to hear his name, but I felt the need to warn you guys and the community.

I ordered a package from SimChewy and it came in a few days late. When I got the package it looked like it had been tampered with, but I thought they must have just had some shipping issues. When I opened it it had all of the dog treats and toys that I ordered for my dog, Chip. There was also a bottle of Glow Glow Glow doggy water body rejuvenation. I was supprised to see this because I did not order it and I assumed it was a free sample. That day I put the G.G.G.D.W.B.R in my dogs bowl and he drank it all. I had to go to work after that and when I got home he was dead. I was crushed because Chip was my best friend. When I got the autopsy report it said he had been poisoned and I knew it was because of that dog water. I buried him in a No No No pet coffin box. The box comes with a Booty Booty Pop Juice dead asf holy essential oils. I used it on him to make sure he got into heaven. I will never forgive you Kim and I will see you in court.

P.S. Khloe and Courtney are the best. You guys are strong buissness women. Keep up the good work.

Hello to the Watermelon Sister who invented "That's So Watermelon", who loves the best soda (Orange), and makes the BEST Cosmetic Products in Sim-Universes, Kim!

I won't bother to acknowledge Kourtney cause she doesn't care either way. Hello to the fake business woman, Khloe.

This question is for Kim and Khloe: Khloe, when are you going to stop hiring fake people to make fake reviews about GlowGlowGlow?

Kim, are you aware that Khloe and Booty Booty Pop Juice are conspiring to take down your company with fake reviews? I work for you and literally NO BODY has any issue using your cosmetic products. We just read the instructions and it's that SIM-ple.

Kourtney, I like your NoNoNo boxes. They're watermelon.

Khloe................

Hi Kardasims!

I have a confession to make. The other night I had a dream that I kissed Kourtney. Just a small kiss, but it was pretty vivid 😳

From this came an idea: Kourtney, what if you were to make a special No No No box that if one goes inside of it or sticks their head into it, they can feel your kiss? I think it'd sell well because I'm sure I'm not the only fan who's thought about kissing you.

Love you all, especially Kourtney ❤️

Hi guys my name is rose and I work at simburger and I work as a sim hop there it was a regular Tuesday and me and my coworkers see a big limo pull up and we all get exited because we heared taylor simswift has been on tour and hoping she was getting Food but it was Kim she was with Khris which was shocking I did notice also she was blocking traffic and people from getting in and out I asked her if she could move her limo and she said no F off ! I was hurt and offended that's why she loved it when I brought her a strawberry slushi She spent one hour there trying to sell glow glow glow and wouldn't let people come out unless she sold something. I tried to stop her but when I was trying to get the perfume bottle away from her it broke and I'm seeing green mist go over the restaurant and not only burning a hole in the ground it went into the water and infected the city so now the city is having to clean up ur amazing product ( laughable ) and I also heard people scared and screaming because of there burns I tried to put water on them but it only seem to be worse Kim what the hellos wrong with you by making radiation and hurting people. I swore people was saying they know glozilla might come and destroy us all other say kourtney no no no as a sheild and use booty booty pop juice as radions but we all know Kim must be stopped or put ur glow glow glow in the trash or sell it to military already it sucks not talking about nobody else product but URS and no I didn't read ur product 284

I mean sorry 286 steps to put a perfume on which should be only 2 steps but I don't know businesses right Red means good right but my question still remains y do keep failing on doing something simple or even making something simple but then again ur marriage failed so I guess that's y anyway love u guts hashtag khole is fighter and survivor

Kortney made so watermelon

Glow glow glow sucks also hasbrag

This question is for the most watermelon sister, Kim. SIKE!! It's for Kourtney. Hi!! So here's my question. If you were to describe Khloe and the other one with two words, one positive one and one negative one what would they be? I know nobody asked but I would describe Khloe as "survivor" for the positive one (not a fighter btw because the only thing she fights is you guys) and "annoying" for the negative one. Btw I'm sorry if this offended you Khloe it's all light hearted. I love both you Khloe and you Kourtney. As for the 3rd one... she's alright but who even likes Kimmy anyways? Sorry this went on for so long. STAY WATERMELON!!! #sowatermelon #slay #kourtney #khloe #kimbucha

Going back to Hogwarts. So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hi Kardasims! My name is Zelda and I wanted to tell you a story that happened to a friend of mine. As an avid listener of this podcast, I would NEVER use a Glow Glow Glow product, because I want to live. However, for my friend's and my high school graduation, I got him the Glow Glow Glow Height Increasing Cream and the 3,647.345 page instruction book as a gag gift. He and I both know that Glow Glow Glow is radiation and is the most lethal thing on Earth, so he knew to never ever open it and I told him to put it in a lead box. A few days later, when he went to get the safe box, he left the product on the counter. When he came back, his mom had opened it and was going to use it. Before she could touch the cream itself, he tackled her to the ground, and just in time. When they hit the ground, the cream let out a blinding light and rose into the air. With an ear shattering boom, it ripped a hole in the fabric of space and time and demons began pouring out of the hole. The demons, without a medium, turned to dust after barely a few seconds in our world. After the police secured the rip in the universe, my friend read all the instructions and learned that the medium the demons need is any other Glow Glow Glow product. He and his mom barely escaped with their lives. Kim is a terrible, vile person who will burn and rot in hell along with the demons her products can summon and control. And the police are watching over my friend's family to make sure that Vanish isn't able to get them.

Hi to Kim and Courtney, and the kardasim sinister/sinner khlo or whatever.i'm currently writing to you guys about the physical altercation that I had while at booty booty pop juice company

I sat down with Chloe and she gave me a tour around the company and I was walked back to the entrance where I was told to get the hell out but me thinking it was a joke I sat down laughing(bad idea) khloeroachstrawberryfart hopped over the counter and hit me with a dropkick, I tried to get up but Stacy and Amelia tackled me down slapping me with booty booty pop juice rocks. They dragged me by my leg and threw me into a well but I escaped, I made it to the hospital where I am but i have a patch of hair left after this fight.

My question to the other sisters whatever their names are,who do you think will win diva power and can we have Kylie and Wendy on?

(HELP HELP HELP THIS IS SERIOUS SHE IS AT IT AGAIN😭😭😭)

Hello Khloe and Khhhheem my queen, and i guess Kourtney the least watermelon sister. This is my first time writing to you ❤️ so here's what I have to say, I was walking to work one day and I got drenched in what I assumed was water but then after 10 seconds my skin starts to burn, as I am screaming in agony I look up to see your evil devil of a mother at the top of the building.

she smiles at me and says "hi sweetie" then runs away, I wasn't burned to death but seriously injured but thankfully I was treated at the hospital and restored thanks to the glow glow glow life flow pop juice. so my question is what are you going to do about Kris as iv heard I'm not the first she has done this to and i feel like Kourtney is in on it, iv heard she hangs out with Kris secretly and helps comes up with these horrible situations you often find yourselves in such as the titanic and jurassic park ,they are dumb bitches, and also thank you kheeeem your the light this dark world needs, you are so watermelon and always being slandered it's crazy 🍉🍉🍉🍉❤️❤️❤️ #KhemIsSoWatermelon #KourtneyBitch #IvBeenKrised #Where's_Stacey

Hi Kardasims sisters!

Especially the one and only fighter and surviver Khloe I have a question what does it feel to have sa delusional sister ? Btw in November 27 it's my bday love you Kourtney and Khloe stay watermelon! 🍉 🤩🥳

WerewoLVes: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Hello to the best Kardasim sisters ever, Khloe and Kourtney! And Kim I guess.. Anyways, Khloe I am literally obsessed with your new Booty Booty Bone Juice because now I have not only a stronger set of bones but also a medal for being the champion for a gymnastics competition which I was able to win because of Booty Booty Bone Juice! Definitely a 100% recommended product! And also Kourtney, I literally love your new portable No No No universe box because now I can easily go to a universe where I'm rich and own a 600 story mansion with a theme park in the backyard, a space ship, and a U.F.O so I can visit my alien friends in Mars. But Kim, let me just say, get ready to be SUED. Just a few days ago I was on my laptop when I saw a random sketchy ad pop up out of nowhere. It said "Do you want a bigger ass?" so of course I clicked. It led me to a website with the address "kimggg.com" which looked very suspicious. I investigated it and realized that it stood for Kim Glow Glow Glow dot com. I continued to further investigate the website. In my screen was a yellow button saying "Buy now for a bigger ass". I bought it to see what it would do and waited for a day for it to arrive. When it arrived I opened it as quickly as I can and spread the cream on my butt. After a few minutes, hair started growing on the spot where I put the cream so I freaked out. I also realized that my nails were turning into claws and my mouth was suddenly going longer and my ears looked like it was an animal's. That's when I realized I was turning into a werewolf! Not only did my ass not grow, but it turned me into a werewolf! I'm now currently in the No No No universe box chatting from Mars with my alien neighbors because they're the only ones that don't jump when they see me as a wolf. I hate you so much Kim! You ruined my life and my body! I'm gonna get you soon Kim, just wait. anyways love from the philippines!

Super Smash Bros.: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

I HATE YOU KIM! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING FOR ME.

Last month, I contacted your office because I wanted to buy a customized product from your store. I chose your business because I heard a lot of good things about it: how it successfully poisoned so many people, gave innocent people mutations, and created gigantic monsters that have destoryed lots of cities.

So I decided to contact you to create a personalized Glow Glow Glow Instant Death Poison for me. I was supposed to give it to my best friend since she was about to marry my crush and I wanted him to be mine.

The product arrived within 6 days just 2 days before my best friend's wedding. The night before her big day, i invited her for a drink and threw in all of the poison in her wine.

To my absolute surprise the next day, I saw her not only alive but prettier, slimmer and more glowing.

How come your anti-aging mositurizer that my other friend used last year, ruined her face and this product did the exact opposite to my best friend?

I thought you create bioweapons? What happend to k*lling people???? I want my money back. Your product sucks.

Buy now pay later plans: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hazmat suits in space: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

(True fans know exactly where this was referenced from.)

hello kardasims sisters! my favorite is the true fighter and survivor, Khloe. Next is Kourtney of course. who's the last one? i forgot your name but I know that you are the bankrupt one. This is for the bankrupt sister. I recently purchased your glow glow fcking glow product which is the GLOW-tion. It was really nice on the skin but after 36mins, my skin turned into stone. now i can't move, been like this for 6days now. i just ask SimSIRI to write this message. I hope you rot in hell bankrupt one. I'll come back for you, u s2pid btch.

So watermelon or so not watermelon: kim kardasim hollywood game

This is to Kim. I used your glow glow glow lipstick (specifically the red one) and was surprised that it actually colored my lips pretty well without side effects. Then I noticed that it wasn't actually the lipstick itself that colored my lips red. It actually made my lips bleed by burning my lip skin off with acid. I didn't feel the pain because that stupid bitch lipstick also numbed my lips the second it touched them. I want my money back and if I don't get it ill sue you

Hello to the only fighter and survivor Khloe, the creator of the Kardasim Podcast Kourtney and Kim✋🏽😑

This is my second time crying for all the way from South Sim Africa, I work at the local Dentist here where for the past fee MONTHS we've been attack by Kim Glowzilla monsters and IT HAS GOTTEN WORSE. We have been using Kourtney's NO NO NO boxes as shelter and Khloe's Booty Booty Pop Juice Strawberry Booyah to turn people you have became Glowmpa-loompa monsters back to normal but it seems as thought Kim as used your products to her advantage. She used the NO NO NO portal books to send more VILE creators the GLOW-A-GORGANS, heinous beasts with six legs and a mouth for a face in side of the face is Kim's FUCKED UP FACE, that yelled a deafening "WHYYYYYYY" sound to let you know they're close.

Recently Kim has used you're Strawberry Booyah against us she put it in a lake and mix it with a in unknown Glow Glow Glow serum, and suddenly all her Glow-a-gorgans went running towards it. They all swam to the middle of the lake and all the water started slowly disappearing until the lake was dried out. From the lake emerged a BEAST, of unimaginable heights. It seemed as thought she fused all the monsters into one(KIM YOU'RE SICK). The kinda looked like Ye, it started ROAR so loudly, that's sound sent people to the hospital buy that I mean it's sound literally BLEW THEM TO THE HOSPITAL or what's left of it anyway. The Ye Beast used its saliva to turn the remaining survivors into Glowzillas and Glowmpa-loompas. IT IS CARNAGE

THIS IS ALL BECAUSE I REFUSED TO PROMOTE KIM'S SICK AND MESSED UP PRODUCTS. I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN USE HER PRODUCTS,and I am right now

Khloe and Kourtney please send help and put a stop to your EVIL SISTER'S COMPANY. I'm writing this whilst fighting for my life(these are probably my last word) HELP US

Hey guys my name is rose and I work at Simsonic burger and grill. I saw a big limo come into a stall and it was so big it blocked the drive through. I saw the window roll down and saw Kim I asked her to plz move her limo so I can serve other people. She said hell no and Called me a dumb bitch and said she would leave after she got her food because she got banned burgers burgers burgers so after I served her I asked her about her order and saw it was a strawberry slushi inst of orange and saw on bottom of receipt said khourney k sim no she also tried to give glow glow glow away to customers I tried to stop her and her perfume dropped and I hallucinated into traffic Kim I'm sueing u and hashtag khole is fighter and survivor and khourney I need no no no boxes so I can start

Building walls Kim is on to me and I

Need to make sure the glozilla comes for my guest

So watermelon or so not watermelon: natural beauty

Hello to the watermelon queen, best host, successful, smart, most beautiful, lawyer, and business woman Kim. The other two are irrelavant and delusional. Khloe thinks she is a bug and a self proclaimed.....what was it called? fight or flight? And your geriatric sister kourtney is so bland and boring that I dont think its possible to point her out in a crowd. We all know that the only reason why they're famous is because of your hard work and success kim.

Before I ask my question I just wanted to say that glow glow glow is the best company ever and deserves 10 out of 10 stars. I just got a pack of glow glow glow glow in the dark orange soda scented watermelon stickers in the mail and I'm OBSESSED. The 256 simple instructions are so simple and easy. I put them on my glow glow glow orange soda themed water bottle and left it in a WELL VENTILATED room for 15 days. Once the stickers stopped smoking (which is the perservates that keep them sticky evaporating) they are on forever. Your company never fails to impress me and never disappoints!

This made me wonder something that I wanted to ask you kim since you are the most honest and truthful host. I noticed all the people that complain about GGG are also fans of booty booty FLOP juice. They never seem to be able to real the instructions which leads to my theory: do you think that the toxic "drink" your rude and annoying sister khloe sells is actually killing brain cells? It is the only explaination to why they are unable to do the simplest task: READ. Additionally I think these no no no boxes people are talking about are just hallucinations caused by the brain damage Khloe caused because all I see on the website and in person are normal cardboard boxes I can get for free from fedex. What do you think?

Thank you and much love kim <3

expect a lawsuit khloe

and please get a personality kourtney

#glowglowglowisthebest #orangesoda #kimstartedthatssowatermelon #khloeandkourtneyareflops

hello watermelon sisters. i wanna say thank you kloe, the most amazing fighter and survivor , for always making me laugh. also, kim, i bought the glow glow glow facial serum and it gave me facial burns. i followed all the instructions. how do i get rid of this.

Hey yall I've been busy and I wanted to share my new hobby of audio sentence mixing shitposts

HEADPHONES WARNING

these things took hours but were so fun to make 😭 hope you guys enjoy and had a laugh