First of all, I just wanted to say how much I LOVE my favorites, Khloe and Kourtney! Obviously not Kim. Anyways, this one’s for Kim. Kim, I bought your new Glow Glow Glow anti-aging cream. I read the reviews before buying and to my surprise they were all good. When it arrived, I was so excited to try it out so I opened the package as fast as I could. I was still cautious so I only put a drop of lotion on my hand and rubbed it on my skin and after a few seconds I started to feel weird like my body was about to fall in a second and my limbs felt numb. Suddenly, I fell down and my surroundings looked gigantic and I got so scared. Luckily, I fell next to a mirror to see what had happened to me and before my eyes was a fetus. A literal fetus. My mind could NOT process what I’ve been seeing and I couldn’t believe I’m a fetus! Then after a few minutes, my mom arrived. She was holding a bottle of Booty Booty Pop Juice: Bubblicious Butt Plumper and slipped from being horrified by seeing me as a fetus causing the Booty Booty Pop Juice to spill all over me. I am so thankful she slipped, because not only did that Booty Booty Pop Juice: Bubblicious Butt Plumper save my life, it also made my ass bigger, juicier, and plumper! My mom and I were so relieved and after that, she told me that she got me a No No No box as a surprise. I quickly threw the Glow Glow Glow Anti-aging Cream in there because I NEVER wanted to see it or hear about it ever again. To summarize, DO NOT TRUST AND DO NOT BUY THE GLOW GLOW GLOW ANTI-AGING CREAM AS IT DE-AGES YOU, LITERALLY. Except for No No No and Booty Booty Pop Juice because they‘re lifesavers and are the best brands ever created by mankind. Stay strong Khloe and Kourtney! As for you Kim, I hope you rot in jail once I get you arrested! #survivor#glowglowglowisass#shutdownglowglowglow#iwillsueyoukim
Hello Kardasims,
First of all, I just wanted to say how much I LOVE my favorites, Khloe and Kourtney! Obviously not Kim. Anyways, this one’s for Kim. Kim, I bought your new Glow Glow Glow anti-aging cream. I read the reviews before buying and to my surprise they were all good. When it arrived, I was so excited to try it out so I opened the package as fast as I could. I was still cautious so I only put a drop of lotion on my hand and rubbed it on my skin and after a few seconds I started to feel weird like my body was about to fall in a second and my limbs felt numb. Suddenly, I fell down and my surroundings looked gigantic and I got so scared. Luckily, I fell next to a mirror to see what had happened to me and before my eyes was a fetus. A literal fetus. My mind could NOT process what I’ve been seeing and I couldn’t believe I’m a fetus! Then after a few minutes, my mom arrived. She was holding a bottle of Booty Booty Pop Juice: Bubblicious Butt Plumper and slipped from being horrified by seeing me as a fetus causing the Booty Booty Pop Juice to spill all over me. I am so thankful she slipped, because not only did that Booty Booty Pop Juice: Bubblicious Butt Plumper save my life, it also made my ass bigger, juicier, and plumper! My mom and I were so relieved and after that, she told me that she got me a No No No box as a surprise. I quickly threw the Glow Glow Glow Anti-aging Cream in there because I NEVER wanted to see it or hear about it ever again. To summarize, DO NOT TRUST AND DO NOT BUY THE GLOW GLOW GLOW ANTI-AGING CREAM AS IT DE-AGES YOU, LITERALLY. Except for No No No and Booty Booty Pop Juice because they‘re lifesavers and are the best brands ever created by mankind. Stay strong Khloe and Kourtney! As for you Kim, I hope you rot in jail once I get you arrested! #survivor #glowglowglowisass #shutdownglowglowglow #iwillsueyoukim