EPISODES 52 & 53 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Hello Kardasims, this question is for the true queens Kourtney and Khloe!

You once said you've read Kim's diary, what was the most shocking thing you read there?

Also love you Kourtney, definitely the best Kardasim!

The "Dentist"- so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Egg rolls, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

hi kardasims, this question is for kourtney and kim! how would you both feel if khloe went missing? ps khloe you're the most watermelon sister!!

Hey Kardasims!!! This is for Kim. I recently bought my new GloGloGlo bug spray for camping, and after 30 minutes, it gave me rashes. My skin started to burn EVERYWHERE. The hospital bills have made me bankrupt and caused me severe trama. Your lawyers have been contacted and I am suing you for ALL of your money and more. This next question is for the (obvious) most watermelon sisters in Sim history, Kourtney Khloe. Why is Kim the way she is? I mean, she already has SO MANY LAWSUITS(including mine❤), has a divorce being filed, and a company that is going to be 6 feet under in the next week. I'm sorry to say, but Kylie Rocks has sold more than all of the GloGloGlo products COMBINED. Please help her. Much love from Texas!

Simfanta-so watermelon or so not watermelon

Love from britain🇬🇧

Btw kim is a stupid bitch love you khloe and kourtney

hey kardasims! your podcast is one of the only things keeping me going from day to day, and i wanted to say thank you for everything you do (except kim and her business ofc but we dont talk about that). to khloe and kim; how do you two manage to keep being stupid bitches? and to kourtney; how do you manage to be the fighter and survivor of the group? love you all <3

To Kim: First off, I'm so sorry your business went broke from all the bad products and lawsuits, but I think there's a way for you to get your financials back. How about creating a Glow Glow Glow anti-computervirus vaccine? Thank me later when you become a millionaire again. All the best from Canada xoxo

Hello Kourtney Kardasim how does it feel being the most watermelon and to be better than your other sisters How do you feel about Kim And Khloé😐?

Talking shit about your friend: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hi Kardasims #Khloethefighterandsurvivor #Kourtneythewatermelonqueen and #kim🐍 ok so my question is for all three sisters would you rather send Taylor a snake emoji or send Kim a snake emoji.

Wolves: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Psychology: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Basketballs: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Blindspots: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Posters: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Academic Probation: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Bleeping: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Memes: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hoarding: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Being Positive: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Carpentry: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hey Kardasims! Divorce. So watermelon or so not watermelon?

hi khloe the fighter and survivor... kourtney the silent queen... megan... the orange my question goes to the most watermelon sisters khloe and kourtney what simgm video project do you guys like the most? megan, is it true that you're going to be a vegan cooking instructor? i actually prefer khloe no offense... love you simsters 💖 from the Philippines stay 🍉 stay away from the glow glow glow demon.

This is for Kim The business woman. I wanted to tell you that I’ve used your Glow Glow Glow shampoo already and it’s amazing. My hair is glowing and beautiful like silk. My question is “When are you gonna release Glow Glow Glow whitening Candy?” I‘m eager to used it to make my skin whiter and smoother because all of you products are amazing and I always follow the instructions. Love you all from Cambodia.❤️

Hey Kardasim. I have a question for Kim. I wanna ask you about ” How is your relationship with Ye now?” I’m just wondering that’s all. Do you still say Thank you Ye?. Please tell the listeners about your relationship with Ye currently. ❤️Love you all from Cambodia❤️

Hello Kardasims!

First order of business, Khloe thank you for the money you sent me through the pass gass app.

Kourtney you are so Iconic, i would ask you a question but your answer would probably be "no", therefore my question is for Kim, the sister that should go back to school. Hi Kim, how is Yey?

Love from portugal 😘

what's up everybody, my question is for kourt. you're a stunning beauty and the voice of reason in the kardasim family. how did it feel to have kim attack you for being friends with addison simrae? love you, stay watermelon

Hello Kardasim sisters, ❤❤❤❤❤

this is a question for ALL the sisters, do you guys believe in past lives? If so who do you think you were in your past.

ps. kourtney u are super melon 🕴🏽❣

Hi Kardasims. This question is for kim. How does it feel like to be a billionaire? Love you and Stay watermelon guys!

Hi Kim and the other ones, so I just went to the 99 cent store and bought a glow glow glow animal edition and when I put it on my horse she died! Now my question is why did you make a product for animals if it kills them. I think the problem might that GLOW GLOW GLOW IS TRASH, love to the most watermelon sister... Kylie

hi Kim and the other ones, I just bought the new glow glow glow for animals and I decided to use it on my horse after I put it on the horse she died she literally just collapsed to the ground and died. I think this is very weird since when I use glow glow glow on myself I glow, I think the problem here could be that glow glow glow is a trash product, love to the most watermelon sister of all... Kylie

Hi Kim, I just won a Guinness world record for being the first person to follow the instructions of your glow glow glow foundation properly and use it without a scratch. Can you send me more products? I can give you a free promotion at my acceptance speech😉

Hi Kim, the simforbes has just announced that you are now officially a billionaire whereas Kylie lost her billionaire status. How does it feel to be the most watermelon and richest sister and the one who invented “that’s so watermelon 🍉”?

Hey sisters! Love you and your podcast! Question for all of you, if you were made invisible, what will you do first?

Love from India!

hey sisters! Love you and your podcast! Here's a question for all of you guys. What are your biggest strengths and weaknesses?

Tc!

Hi the kardasim sisters i LOVE ur podcast 💗

This question is for all sisters.

Who are your celebrity crushes and another one, when were you the most scared.

Love you all lots!

And Kourtney is the true fighter and survivor

Hello Kim... My sister used your limited edition glow glow glow: extraordinary hair dye. She shook the bottle violently as stated in the instructions and she sprayed it twice in her hair. Her hair literally caught on fire. The package came with a glow glow glow brand fire extinguisher (I thought that was weird) so we used that to put it out. The fire stopped but every single hair on her head fell out. The only reason I'm asking is because my sister is in the hospital with 3rd-degree burns on her scalp. Explain yourself Kim... (Hi Kourtney HI Khloe. Stay Watermelon)

Sup Kardasims. You guys read and responded to my comment in episode 24 (thanks for that). Now I have another question for you. I have 1 question for the each of you. To Khloe, the true fighter and survivor and also the cutest: Is there anything you and your family's total net worth can't afford. This includes Kanyes net worth. To Kourtney the Queen. This is more of a serious question. Why don't you care about things and say no to other people all the time. I feel like you could really be a caring person if you tried. (Did someone hurt you when you were younger?) To Kim the mediocre buisnesswoman: Do you think that you could ever give strawberry soda a chance? It's actually better than you think it is. Also side question for Kim: What do you think about all the women kanye has dated before you guys were married? After all, he is a rapper... Stay Watermelon!!!

Hey kardasims,

Do you ever change your clothes??????????????????, because I have not seen Kim without her wool bitchy ass-holder robe, Koli without her booby strippy white shirt and Kortni without her stupid 1$ grey shirt.

hello

Kourtney you are the most watermelon and so inspirational and wise

Khloe thanks for helping me get a revenge body

And Kim...

So my question is if you guys ever went into space (I know you already did) what would you do?

Hey, Kardasims!

I’ve been listening to your podcast for about 2 years now and I have to say that you three are really fun and entertaining. Even though many people dislike Kim’s singing voice, I actually enjoy listening to it.

This question is for the three of you, but the bankrupt scammer can answer first: What’s your favorite branch of science and why?

P.S. More people should buy Glow Glow Glow, as using it ensures they’ll get a revenge body like Kourtney, the sister who is very beautiful. Khloe, your blonde hair looks incredible!

Hey besties/Kardasims, I have a question.

kourtney,

I don’t like how you always put your two baby sisters up against each other, have you no shame? You NEED to become a better sister and role model to them (khloes already enough of a mess) otherwise I’ll have to get kris involved.

#kimthebeaut #kimsupremacy #bolies

all my love from the London sewers x

hey kardasims, i have a question for girlboss kim, would you ever consider doing a loungewear line for glow glow glow? also any advice for any girl bosses starting out in business? xoxo love from montreal

Question for all the sisters, have you guys been to church? I think Kim would burn to ashes seeing as her glow glow glow has ruined so many lives. Khloe Is the real fighter and surviver, and Kourtney is so watermelon.

first of all i just want to say i love this podcast so much and all of you are so funny! my question goes to the most annoying and ugly sister: if you weren't rich and famous, what career would you have chosen to do for the rest of your life?

love from england

This question is for Kim

I recently bought your newest product Glow Glow Glow pop juice and i tried it out last week. Since then, I can't stop sharting in my pants and every time it stinks of chemicals and poison. I want a refund immediately or I will give you a horrible review and sue you. What the hell did you put in that atrocious product? and why is your brand so bad?

Hello Khloe and Kourtney,

I'm a big fan of the podcast and I noticed you guys were giving Kim a hard time for a certain product which shall not be named, and I thought to myself "surely it can't be that bad" so I foolishly decided to test it out for myself and I sincerely apologize for ever doubting you, certified fighter and survivor khloe and carefree icon kourtney alongside the 137 lawsuits this disgraceful company has faced. I don't have a question but I felt compelled to notify the bio terrorist Kim that I have spoken to a very high ranking US official in Washington and they have assured me that they'll launch a full-scale investigation on your mass extinction product that is thinly veiled as a shitty make up brand. Love you, Kardasims ❤️

Hola kardasims

I have a few questions for you. At first the most Honeywatermelon sister kloe: I like this boy that doesn’t notice me (and also is kinda into my best friend) I got his snap but now we only send black pictures what can I do so that we talk? Next the... ok sister kourtney: If you were a vampire which sister of all kardasims would you get your blood from? I also have another question for you two :) If you were given a one minute ad slot during superbowl what would you do during it?

Hope y’all have fun answering

Greetings from Germany :)

Working Together: so watermelon or so not watermelon?