EPISODES 54 & 55 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

hi kardasism!

pride, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hey kourtney, I know you're the true fighter and survivor, you're the best among all of your sister and kim your product made my skin burnt and now I can't walk, Please tell me how to fix it. Kourtney, Is it true that you're a alien and trying to abduct sims? Thats all thank you, btw khloe is a stupid b****

My question is for Kim, do you still have bad blood with Taylor? Now that ye is not in the picture I think you should just shake it off

Love from India💜

Hi kardasims, khloe the true fighter and survivor, kourtney the most chill and amazing ever, and then um this question is for you Kim. So I got the glow glow glow face mask and it was suppose to get rid of my acne but it gave my skin a red color and purple and green bumps. I’m a bit confused, how do I get rid of it?

Hey Kardasims! Global warming is an issue and since summer is coming, I wanted to warn Kimberly and Khloé about going to the beach. The reason being, there’s already enough plastic in the ocean. Anyways, my question is for Kourtney. Kourtney, how do you handle being the most iconic sister? Firstly, you’ve got great taste in soda. Secondly, you’ve created the phrase “that’s so watermelon”. Thirdly, you’ve got a revenge body. Fourthly, you’re a fighter and a survivor. Fifthly, you’re the host of the podcast. Lastly, you’re the smartest. Only a God is capable of all that.

Dear sisters, Kim, you are a thief and a liar. Khloe, you are the true revenge sim body queen. Kourtney, you are a stupid bitch. Kim and Khloe, I recently used the Glow Glow Glow X Booty Booty Pop Juice collection, Everything was fine until my as turned green! and grew 20 pounds. I sat on my grandmothers lap and her bones collapsed. I will be filing a formal law suit for both of you. #tayloristhequeen

That song Dance monkey: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Dear Kardasims,

My name is Petra and I have a question for to hosts (Khloe and Kourtney) and the con artist kim. Khloe, what is your favourite colour and do you have any certain connections for more booty hole pics (I’m running out ,oops!). Kim, this is a demand, I have something in plan for your no no no product, if you don’t take it down... I will :). Kourtney, how are you and Khloe so great in bonding and how do you tolerate kim??

LUV YOU 2 💞

You bitches have ignored my messages and I know you’re seeing them KIM! Anyways I’m so baked rn haha rawr, but I want to talk about the potty. I’m sorry but Khloe seems like she has the cleanest bussy, I don’t really see kourtney using the bathroom she would probably say no when she got to the toilet, and Kim can’t wipe her ass without ye anymore so what the heck is going on. Anywas I love you all sm!!!

West: so watermelon or so

not watermelon?

Hello,

First of all, I want to say hello to the one and only watermelon queen, Kourtney, and hi Khloe and the other one. This question is for Kourtney, Kourtney how do you keep ignoring the stupidity of your stupid sisters? I also have stupid sisters and I can't ignore their stupidness. I hope you can teach me how to ignore their stupidity.

All the love for Kourtney from San Fransisco

Stay watermelon😚

Dear kardasims....If you were given the honor to name Kim kardasim's stage name....What would it be???

PS Kourtney's anthem of her life is Survivor by Destisims Child & Khloe's is Fighter by Simstina Aguilera

Kims awful glow glow glow that burns people skin and desks without even opening it: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

kourtney saying no : so watermelon or so not watermelon? 🍉

Hello Kardasims!

Kim: Back in January I decided to support your small buisness by ordering some Glow Glow Glow bug repellent. It finally arrived months later, but the bottle was cracked and leaking. I used it anyway, but seconds after I sprayed it I was swarmed with hundreds of bees. I am now in the hospital and there are bee stings all over my body. You will be hearing from my lawyers soon.

Khloe: Thank you so much for introducing me to Booty Booty Pop Juice! I used some Booty Booty Pop Cream after the bee incident and almost all the stings on my ass are gone. You are so watermelon and the best fighter and survivor I know 🍉

Kourtney: You are such an inspiration. When you say “no” I feel so powerful and unstoppable. Stay Watermelon!

Question for all the sisters: what is your opinion on Harry SimStyles and his song Watermelon Sugar?

First I wanted to say Khloe u are a fighter and a survivor now that that’s said what is the most emba position Kris put y’all in?? Ps. kourtney is awesome

In Defence of Glow Glow Glow and Booty Booty Pop Juice

Kourtney is queen and I love her but this is for Kim and Khloe

Glow Glow Glow really worked for me. My skin is smooth and baby soft now, but the process was a little tough. The first time I applied it on my face, it stung and my face turned orange. It stung so bad that I screamed for hours and my family had to put me in a strait-jacket. After 72 hours of excruciating pain, my orange skin cracked to reveal perfect skin underneath. Kim, maybe you should mention the whole process on the packaging so that people know what they’re in for. Thank you for this wonderful product ❤️ I love you!!

Dear Khloe, Booty Booty Pop Juice worked wonders for me as well! My butt went from pancake to stallion buns! So effective!!

Just one question: Why does it deadass taste like Ass though? What’s in it? Love you ❤️

Stay safe and stay watermelon 🍉

Fruity Fruity pop juice: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hello the Kardasims, this question is for the best sister Khloe! Khloe, how did you become a strong fighter and survivor and the most watermelon sister! And what are your sisters' opinion on them and do you take advices from them if they ever told you any!? Lots of love! xo

Hi kardasims! The perfect sister Kourtney, the fighter but barely surviving sister khloe, and the delusional ye obsessed sister (you know who she is) If the three of you would join Miss SimUniverse, who would most likely to win?

P.S. I tried glow glow glow and It burned my house now I'm homeless. DON'T BUY GLOW GLOW FLOP!

Hi Kardasim sisters! I want to thank Kim for her Glow Glow Glow Poop Juice. My friend forced me into drinking Booty Booty Pop Juice a week ago, and my ass got thiccer. However, I wasn't able to poop. Turns put BB Pop Juice makes your ass thiccer by filling it with your own poop! How disgusting. The Poop Juice helped me get rid of my artificial revenge ass, and made me poop again. Thank you so much. Also, will you help me sue Kloe (don't care enough to spell it right) for endorsing such a dangerous product? Love you Kim❤️ Oh and say Hi to Ye for me 👀

hi sisters. i love y'all equally. but can kim google what "artificial" means? i would love for her to learn more abt this word lol. xx from the philippines <3

Hey Khloe the one and only fighter and survivor, Kourtney the iconic idol, Kim the successful business woman. Not really - I'm just trying to be nice incase she cries. Well done on your amazing podcast, it's so watermelon! Anyways, who do you think would be Kylie's, Kendall's and Rob's favorite sister. One each. Thanks, Love from Australia! <3

Hey kardasim sisters. I am on a run right now because of KIM'S "glow glow glow hand hair thickner" I don't know why I bought it and accidentally trew it on my my brother's face.. and BAAM his facial hair grew 75foot long and 5foot thick killing him instantly .... I wanted to know if u guys think if it's MY fault or KIM'S

Hey sisters. I'm a big fan of your podcast and I swear I have listened to each episode ten times. I want the most watermelon sister (Kim) to say something nice about Taylor, Kourtney to say something nice about Rose, and Khloe to say something nice about Wanda. Stay watermelon ! 🍉

Comfy blankets: So watermelon or so not watermelon 🍉

Hi Kardasimsssss. You are my favorite and mosssssst watermelon sisssssters and no one elsssse can touch you. Khloe isssss a true fighter and ssssurvivor and Kourtney is a Sssssilent Queen and I asssspire to be her. My quesssstion is for Kim. I received your exclussssive Glow Glow Glow Nail Polish from the PR Package you sent and I have a sssserious issue. I put on the green shade SimTaylor Snake Swift and my hand turned into a snake and now 3 daysssss later, I am a sssssnake perssssson. I want my money back. But my ssssnake ass looks amazing due to Booty Booty Pop Juice. Hope you ssssisters have a nice day!

Taking credit for things you didn't do: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

hey Kardasim sisters!!

Ive noticed that saying “the karadsim sisters”, when talking about you three, is kind of long. Have you all considered maybe getting a cute nickname? Maybe the KKK’s? (Khloe, Kim, Kourtney)!!! I think it could be watermelon. What do you think???

💕💕💕

Hi Chloe, Courtney and Cim.

This is for Cim. Since everyone claims that your products are a scam. Why dont you try out a product live in the podcast to shut those haters off.

Love from Germany, the Northern Carolinans 😜

Hi Kardasim- Sisters,

ill make it short. Since everyone is already bashing at kim from left to right. I am here today to humble Khloe and Kourtney. Khloe, why do u always have trouble reading the questions, are u dyslexic? Kourtney, is there anything else besides your moody attitude ?

Wish you a happy day from the northern Carolinans 😜

P.S. Khloe my bootyhole pictures are already available through my Onlyfans 😎.

Hello ladies, this question is for Kim. I recently bought your Glow Glow Glow Flour for my MasterChef audition. I called it the Glow Glow Glow cake. Unfortunately, i ended up accidentally poisoning the judges and I was immediately banned from the kitchen. What was in the flour, anyway??

Hi to the most watermelon sisters ever, Khloe and Kourtney! Who do you guys think the worst and rudest sim is (and you can’t say Kim) Also, Kourtney I think you should come out with your own product thats better that glow glow glow or booty booty pop juice. I would totally buy it. Anyways stay watermelon! 🍉

Hello to the most water melon sisters ever! My question is do you guys believe in any conspiracies? Also, Kim I ordered Glow Glow Glow (by accident) and had it sitting on my desk. I left the room and then when I came back it had melted a hole straight through my desk. I want a refund. (Also Khloe I love booty booty pop juice) Stay watermelon! (Not you tho Kim, you ruined my desk)

hello to the most watermelon sisters, and the 2 strong women who Ye looks up to the most. Kourtney and Khloe. and not Kim.

my question is for the glow glow glow plugger, i recently bought a overnight lip balm. however the packaging says ‘lip balm by kim & not glow glow glow‘. are you changing the name of your products to make people think that theyre not glow glow glow because you know people won’t buy glow glow glow?

however i must add, i made sure i got a refund from them. and i bought the new kylie lip-kit and booty booty pop juice lip serum add on. which are both extra watermelon.

#kemiscancelled

Hiiii Kardasims!!! My question is for kim, are you going to make glow glow glow lipgloss soon? And also kim, your glow glow glow face mask is contagious and it left my face burning for 3 days straight. Khloe is a true fighter and survivor, Kourtney is such a mood and Kim is just,well kim. Love from Alabama!❤

P.S. I'm gonna sew kim cause she is a scam.

Karen’s

So watermelon

or

so not watermelon

Mabuhay! (Muh-boo-Hi) Kardasims!

Hello cHLoe, rebecca and the one who's name starts with letter K, I just want to tell you that you're so watermelon except for that business woman who is trying to be successful, well here's my question. Do you have another episode of the of Glow glow glow call center because I really love how you response to those Customer's concerns and Aside from that, STOP bullying Rebecca the "Bunkcrupt business woman" because my ear is literally reaping when she like cry while I listen to your podcast. Love from Philippines.

P.s Philippines is not in Philadelphia or even the state of U.S it's a country. Okay? rebecca?

Hey Kardasims first off i want to say Khloe and Kourtney are the most watermelon sisters, now im not saying Kim isn't but she can get annoying at times now on to the question what is the worst thing that has happened to you guys as kids?

also The Avengers so watermelon or so not watermelon?

from Noah from California

Kim, Kourtney and Khloe, you are all so watermelon and ALL fighters and survivors. Also, toes: so watermelon or so not watermelon? love from kiwi🥝.

Hey the amazing, beautiful and my role model Kourtney, the true fighter and survivor Khloe and the snake 🐍 the other one

So I was wondering what do u do

after filming.

and love 💓💓💖💖💖 from Norway 🇳🇴 and ps no love to you Kim aka snake

hey khloe the fighter and surviver, kourtney the inspiration, and kim i guess. I recently ordered glo glo glo super super super sunscreen and before i even went out in the sun i got sunburned. I have called your company within your 5 minute time range and they havent answered me calls. I have also had my lawyers contact your lawyers and they arent responding either. Ill see you in court. My question is for Khloe, When did you decide to become a fighter and survivor? Or were you born with it? Love you all! Except kim. byeeee.

to Kim ❣❣❣❣❣,,

you saved my life❤, I had a mini-concert in my school and I forgot my lines so I started to sing your song Turn it up, the teachers absolutely loved it and came up to me and asked who made the song. my question to you will be; will you continue your music industry and when will the new songs come out?

p.s;

Kim u are so watermelon of all the watermelons

sim tiktok: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hi sisters! I hope you're all having a wonderful watermelon day, especially the fighter and survivor Khloe and the goddess Kourtney.

To Kim, I've been taking Glow Glow Glow Gummy Vitamins for skin & hair rejuvenation but I ended up bald and scaly. I went to the doctor and it turns out the gummies strengthened my immune system. I am now immune to every disease and virus in the world and will never get sick again.

Can you send me the formula for your gummy vitamins so I can make my own product to heal the world since you insist on making defective, harmful beauty products and won't do it?

Thank you bestie <3

This is for Kim The business woman. I wanted to tell you that I’ve used your Glow Glow Glow shampoo already and it’s amazing. My hair is glowing and beautiful like silk. My question is “When are you gonna release Glow Glow Glow whitening Candy?” I‘m eager to used it to make my skin whiter and smoother because all of you products are amazing and I always follow the instructions. Love you all from Cambodia.❤️ #GlowGlowGlow_the_best_brand

#Kim_the_bussinesswoman

#Orange_soda_is_better_than_Strawberry_soda

Hi Kardasims

How do you feel about crayons...

and kim....how do you sleep at night

knowing you’re scamming and you got a lot of lawsuits waiting to contact you in your 5 MINUTE WINDOW!!!!.....

I give your glow glow glow

⭐️ 1 star....cuz it SUCKS!!!!!!

Please Stop Immediately

Also khloe i loveee booty booty pop juice....it’s popping for me... xoxo 💋

and to kourtney.....“no”

SAT-s .....so watermelon or so not watermelon

sim tik tokers.... so watermelon or so not watermelon

oh my god when are you guys gonna go back to school (Hogwarts) to continue your education??? I don't think hogwarts is closed because of covid...