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Hello to the two Kardasim sisters.
Yes, I know there is three of you but a recent turn of events has caused me to only like Kim and Kourtney.
last week was my moms 50th birthday. To help celebrate, I purchased the limited edition Glow Glow Glow pop juice and booty booty pop juice. I used the Glow Glow Glow as instructed. I shook it forcefully and set it on the floor. It erupted into a violent explosion, and created a mini firework show. It was perfect! I then grabbed the gallon size booty booty pop juice. I shook it and nothing happened. I ended up shaking it so hard the cap flew off and it’s contents drenched my mother. Her ass inflated to 7 times it’s size instantly, causing her to fall backwards, cracking her skull and causing a small earthquake. The hospital was able to reverse the effects but I was charged 10k in medical bills. I am traumatized. My question is to Khloe. Why would you advertise a product as pop juice if it doesn’t pop when I shake it like the Glow Glow Glow does? It’s very dangerous to falsely advertise products that can effect your health.
Stay watermelon Kim and Kourtney.
*sniff sniff* WHYYYY DID YOU DO THIS KIM??? For the Lunar New Year, I bought my relatives your brand new Glow Glow Glow perfume, "Delusional" Eau De Parfum from the 99-cent store since I was being cheap.
However, when they sprayed it on their mouths as instructed in the 50-page manual, they turned berserk. All 5 of them began to maul each other apart. One by one, they fell to the blood-soaked floor. Is this your version of product testing? Oh shit... one of the corpses is moving... no wait all 5 are twitching! Now, they're screaming WHYYYYYYYYY non-stop. Oh no... they're coming for me... please no! Help m
Dear kardasims, first I wanted to say that in this house we stan the TRUE fighter and survivor Khloe! To Kim, I recently won the science fair at my school because I was able to prove, that glow glow glow’s three In 1 shampoo was able to melt through solid steel in less than 5 seconds under the right conditions! The judges were so impressed that I took home first place! How does it feel to have the title “Simericas most wanted bio chemist?” Stay watermelon Khloe and Kourtney 🍉💕
Hey watermelon queens.hi kim.I have something really important to say to kourtney which is NO
Ps:Love u Khloe The true fighter and survivor
Hello watermelon queens.hi kim.Khloe, u are really the fighter and survivor for dealing with kim.Keep it up!!!To Kourtney,No.
Hi to the most watermelon trio of all Time
Khloe the true fighter and survivor, kourtney is my unbothered queen, and the other one... What was her name again? Is it Abby? Anyway this question is for khloe and kourtney, would you guys rather spend time with kris or would you rather spend time with caitlyn?
And the next question is for Kim, Kim yesterday My cousin bought your "glow glow glow night cream" I already told her to not buy that product but she didn't listen, when she put it on, there's literally a huge fire forming on her face, when I try to put it out, it just got bigger! And she's turning into zombie!, I don't know what to do so I locked her in my bathroom. Kim why does your product cause this!? And why are you so blind to not know that glow glow glow product are a piece of shit? And yes we did follow the instructions and we even read the warnings, Help I she's banging on the door and I think she's going to eat me!!! Stay watermelon u guys!
the beach : so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Hello to the most watermelon trio of all time
khloe the true fighter and survivor, and kourtney my unbothered queen! And the other one.. what was her name again? Is it Abby? Anyway this question is for khloe and kourtney, would u guys rather Spend atleast 1 hour with kris or spend 1 hour with caitlyn?
And my other question is for kim, kim yesterday my cousin bought you're "glow glow glow night cream", i already told her to not buy that product but she didnt listen. When she put it on, theres litteraly a huge fire forming on her face, when i tried to put it out, it just got bigger, and shes turning into a zombie!, i dont know what to do so i locked her in the bathroom, KIM why does you're product cause this!? And why are you so blind to not know that glow glow glow product are a piece of shit, and yes we did follow the instruction and we even read the warnings, help! Shes baging on the door and i think shes going eat me! Stay watermelon u guys!!
Hey, Kardasims! Lots of love to the TRUE fighter and survivor, Khloe, and the most energetic sister, Kourtney. But I have a question for the scam artist, Kim. I used the Glow Glow Glow moisturizer and now my body emits extreme amounts of radiation and kills everyone in my vicinity. I am writing this from the lab where I’m now being studied, I want a full refund and I’m suing you for this. It’s so not watermelon.
Sim Woohoo: so watermelon or so not watermelon
Hello, Kardasim sisters! I wanted to say that your podcast episodes and YouTube videos make me laugh so hard that I end up crying at the end and I love watching and listening all the time. I just have a really quick question for Kim. I used the Glow Glow Glow eye drops because my eyes were dry and irritated. Now, I have a third eye on my forehead and see the deaths of everyone I look at! Will you pay for my emotional damages? Also, I love all of you, especially Khloe the host, and Kourtney the most energetic sister, but Glow Glow Glow should be destroyed with the most powerful bombs we have, that crap kills everything.
Sim Batman. Watermelon? Or so not watermelon?
Hello kardasims Khloe fighter and survivor Kourtney the most watermelon and maker of the best catchphrase and to the radiation expert, Kim..................( Khloe you are allowed to say all the dots) this question is for Khloe and Kourtney because Kim you're not worthy of this question you stupid bitch i used your glow glow glow face sharpening oil and cream and now the government has been looking for me because I look like the ET that escaped from area 51 more like no no no you should be sued more than 50 times a day . To the two most watermelon sisters..how is your love life right now or are you being independent women that don't need to rely on men?
Love from me and I hope Kim gets the snakes i sent to her early🍑🍑🍑🍑
hey guys love u all khloe and kim u r the best kourtney u r also the best. 4 Questions
1.for all if u would be any DC superhero who would it be,
2. kim why can't you accept glow glow glow will never be successful.
3. khloe would you buy booty booty pop juice company
4. kourtney which sister annoys you the most
Hi Kardasims!! My question is for Khloé aka the most watermelon sister, so Khloé what would you do if Kim got asked to work with booty booty pop juice?
Hey guys, this is a question for all of you. If you ever have kids, are you going to treat them like how Kris treats you 3, are you going to mainly try to push them into dangerous situations and try to expose them to social media? Or are you going to try and keep them hidden for the sim world, and just treat them as normal kids.
PS. KHLOE YOUR A FIGHTER AND SURVIVOR!!!!
Hello to the three incredible Kardasim sisters!
I took it upon myself to help end some of the recent debates on Kim’s podcast. I ordered a product from each of your guys’ company/sponsor and graded them based on three categories.
For high quality, No No No was the clear winner. With a high quality minimalistic box, I felt truly pampered when it arrived at my door.
For versatility, Glow Glow Glow came out on top. I ordered the cleanser and used it in more ways than one! I sprayed it on some bugs as I heard from the podcast that others have done and it seemed to cleanse the bugs’ exoskeletons away! I also used the cleanser to dissolve the stubborn moss that has been growing on the side of the brick wall in my backyard. After all of this I ran out so I couldn’t use it on my skin but it looks like it works in the commercials so I assume it’s good for your face as well.
Booty Booty Pop Juice won the category of best bang for your buck. It went above and beyond what was expected of it for an affordable price. My best friend tested it for me and has seen great results!
My question for all three of you is which of your two sisters’ product would you buy if you had to?
Lots of love from California
Hey Khem Kardasim, I just want to first congratulate you for being a millionaire and a billionaire. You clearly are a successful businesswoman. May I ask what's next in your business endeavor. I'm so sorry that you and the father of your four children aka "Ye" were divorced. I hope you are doing well.
Khloe survivor, how about doing another season of revenge body I really enjoy that show despite your frequent visit to the dentist.
And last but not least Kourtney the least interesting to look at per what Khem said in one of the Keepin' Up with the Kardasim show episode, why are you hangin' out with that bimbo of a bitch Addison SimRae? She is way too young and you are way too old.
I'd like to ask the Kardasim sisters to tell us listeners what each of u guys' spirit animal is. Please also mention why.
I just want to tell Khloe, the fighter, survivor, genius, successful businesswoman, not currently divorced, and does not have a dry personality, that I saw Kim throw her Glow, Glow, Glow to some woman. She immediately died and I saw her nametag. I saw that her name was Natasha SkskskNoya. I saw documents that about a codename 3G bioweapon "Glow, Glow, Glow." It was started by someone name Kandora Iscanora Mizkovich Alias "Kim" and her partner Yizys Edward Alias "Ye." You need to leave immediately and give "Kim" to the SimCIA before she manages to steal the radio frequency of your podcast as it is the last part of the 3G project. Good luck Khloe and Kourtney!
PS: I saw that she actually knows H2O but it will spill her plan because for her it is actually her other plan named Humanity 2 Zero (H20)