EPISODES 67 & 68 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Hello to the two Kardasim sisters.

Yes, I know there is three of you but a recent turn of events has caused me to only like Kim and Kourtney.

last week was my moms 50th birthday. To help celebrate, I purchased the limited edition Glow Glow Glow pop juice and booty booty pop juice. I used the Glow Glow Glow as instructed. I shook it forcefully and set it on the floor. It erupted into a violent explosion, and created a mini firework show. It was perfect! I then grabbed the gallon size booty booty pop juice. I shook it and nothing happened. I ended up shaking it so hard the cap flew off and it’s contents drenched my mother. Her ass inflated to 7 times it’s size instantly, causing her to fall backwards, cracking her skull and causing a small earthquake. The hospital was able to reverse the effects but I was charged 10k in medical bills. I am traumatized. My question is to Khloe. Why would you advertise a product as pop juice if it doesn’t pop when I shake it like the Glow Glow Glow does? It’s very dangerous to falsely advertise products that can effect your health.

Stay watermelon Kim and Kourtney.

Hey watermelon queens.hi kim.I have something really important to say to kourtney which is NO

Ps:Love u Khloe The true fighter and survivor

Hello kardasims Khloe fighter and survivor Kourtney the most watermelon and maker of the best catchphrase and to the radiation expert, Kim..................( Khloe you are allowed to say all the dots) this question is for Khloe and Kourtney because Kim you're not worthy of this question you stupid bitch i used your glow glow glow face sharpening oil and cream and now the government has been looking for me because I look like the ET that escaped from area 51 more like no no no you should be sued more than 50 times a day . To the two most watermelon sisters..how is your love life right now or are you being independent women that don't need to rely on men?

Love from me and I hope Kim gets the snakes i sent to her early🍑🍑🍑🍑

Hi Kardasims!! My question is for Khloé aka the most watermelon sister, so Khloé what would you do if Kim got asked to work with booty booty pop juice?

Hey guys, this is a question for all of you. If you ever have kids, are you going to treat them like how Kris treats you 3, are you going to mainly try to push them into dangerous situations and try to expose them to social media? Or are you going to try and keep them hidden for the sim world, and just treat them as normal kids.

PS. KHLOE YOUR A FIGHTER AND SURVIVOR!!!!

I'd like to ask the Kardasim sisters to tell us listeners what each of u guys' spirit animal is. Please also mention why.

Hi Kardasims!

I just want to tell Khloe, the fighter, survivor, genius, successful businesswoman, not currently divorced, and does not have a dry personality, that I saw Kim throw her Glow, Glow, Glow to some woman. She immediately died and I saw her nametag. I saw that her name was Natasha SkskskNoya. I saw documents that about a codename 3G bioweapon "Glow, Glow, Glow." It was started by someone name Kandora Iscanora Mizkovich Alias "Kim" and her partner Yizys Edward Alias "Ye." You need to leave immediately and give "Kim" to the SimCIA before she manages to steal the radio frequency of your podcast as it is the last part of the 3G project. Good luck Khloe and Kourtney!

PS: I saw that she actually knows H2O but it will spill her plan because for her it is actually her other plan named Humanity 2 Zero (H20)

Hi Kardasims. You are my favorite Kendall and Kris I mean Kourtney and Khloe.

So my Question for Kim is: When will Kim shut up Promoting Glow Glow Glow. Like she almost killed me for using her Glow Glow Glow Lotion And Sunscreen All in one. I literally use it as the instructions said and i got 10th degree burn and cancer. Thankfully I got Fully Recovered. Come to think with it, Your Actually a Murderer. You Always Murder People by Using Glow Glow Glow and Making a lot of Accusations about us using your Products Incorrectly. So Kim, FUCK YOU

For Kourtney and Khloe, : When will you Collab With Nicki and Taylor, I would Love it on your podcast. I believe that Taylor will Replace Kim.

For all the Love in The Kardasim Family Excluding Kim

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Hello watermelon sisters Khloe, and Kourtney. I am here to complain that I used Glow Glow Glow body wash, and when I finished using it I looked like a glow stick! I don't know if You have A Booty Booty Pop juice for this Khloe but expect a 300 million Lawsuit!

Love to Khloe and Kourtney, Love from Masimchussets

Hello to the best "K" trio of sisters in the Multiverse! Kim the all natural beauty who is also a lawyer and a successful businesswoman, Khloé, the extremely smart fighter and survivor who also has a revenge body, and Kendall the chill supermodel who always says "No" to everything. Anyways, this is my question for the 3 of you: How do I become like y'all? I wanna be rich, hot, famous and subsequently be in a TV series. Sadly I'm not rich so I can't afford to go to a professional dentist like everyone of you, well, except for Kim cus she's naturally hot and talented from birth to present. Any advice?

Hello to the best "K" trio of sisters in the Multiverse! Kim the all natural beauty who is also a lawyer and a successful businesswoman, Khloé, the extremely smart fighter and survivor who also has a revenge body, and Kendall the chill supermodel who always says "No" to everything. Anyways, this is my question for the 3 of you: How do I become like y'all? I wanna be rich, hot, famous and subsequently be in a TV series. Sadly I'm not rich so I can't afford to go to a professional dentist like everyone of you, well, except for Kim cus she's naturally hot and talented from birth to present. Any advice?

Hello to the best "K" trio of sisters in the Multiverse! Kim the all natural beauty who is also a lawyer and a successful businesswoman, Khloé, the extremely smart fighter and survivor who also has a revenge body, and Kendall the chill supermodel who always says "No" to everything. Anyways, this is my question for the 3 of you: How do I become like y'all? I wanna be rich, hot, famous and subsequently be in a TV series. Sadly I'm not rich so I can't afford to go to a professional dentist like everyone of you, well, except for Kim cus she's naturally hot and talented from birth to present. Any advice?

Hello!! I recently bought a BUNCH of glow glow glow. It was not cheap, but I wanted to splurge on Kim’s wonderful product. Don’t worry though, I didn’t touch that Bull crap. I wore gloves the whole time while shopping. And a gas mask. People were looking at me weird, but I knew it was what I had to do. It was a long trip, but I finally cleared Glow glow glow from all of the stores in my state. I was about to burn all of it in a ditch. But when I was getting the fire ready, I turned around and the glow glow glow started to form into a big glob of toxicity! It was melting everything in its path. Kim, I was just trying to keep my state safe, but it ended up going in shams. Kim please help… PS, i told the police that it was your fault and my entire state population is suing you ❤️ And I love you Kourtney and Khloe! ❤️❤️🥰

Hello to the most watermelon sister Kim <3

I worked for glow glow glow all year and I have NO idea why the workers are rioting. I get $1 off glow glow glow products and I use them all the time, so now my skin is a gorgeous orange blue shade! I work day till night and I have never met you but maybe this year I will. Booty booty pop juice SUCKS and so do your sisters.

Love you Kimmy queen!

freddy fazbear pizzeria:so watermelon or so not watermelon

Taylor sim:so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hello Kardasim sisters Kim and the most watermelon two Khloe and Kourtney(except you don't know how to hunt ghosts Khloe, also I have a bigger ass than you Kim!!!) I used a Glow Glow Glow Bar and it shrank my ass!Expect a lawsuit Kim, but booty booty pop juice saved my ass! literally, but expect a lawsuit of 300 million Kim!

Stay watermelon Khloe and Kourtney! Time to work at the retro diner again.

Sincerely to Khloe and Kourtney and not sincerely to Kim

For the kardasim sisters,Kourtney,Kim and Khloe

My question for you is;Have you ever thought about including Taylor Sim in your podcasts?

ho

Dear Kim,

You know how everyone loves you so much right? Thats why you are the most successful and most famous Kardasim. It's no coincidence. SO WHY IN THE HELL would you make such atrocious products?! I just like don't understand. I tried out one of your new glow glow glow pizzas. The one with the stuff crust and mixed meat toppings. Tell me why when I opened the box, glow glow glow coupons popped out, an ass inflator cream, a disgusting shade of lipgloss that expired 7 years ago, and a black straight wig?! (that's also highly unsanitary and not to mention it was also a bit crusty!)

I am just simply appalled by the fact that you scammed your loyal customers once again. you just don't GET IT do you? If you keep going on like this, Khloe will end up being more successful even though her booty booty pop juice sucks (sorry not sorry) :)

Hi, lovely sister (not you, Kim)! I have some questions for you girls. To Khloe and Kourtney: what type of guys do you like? and do you like sugar daddy? To Kim: Kanye isn't all that but you definitely deserve better! ❤️

also what are you’re biggest regret in your life?

Love and support from Wisconsin!

Hello to the most watermelon sisters, true fighters and survivors Kourtney and Khloe (so Kim shut up). Can we shout them out for fighting to show the world the truth about Glow Glow Glow and surviving potential murder from its products. I’m starting a petition to get that sham of a company shut down for good after hearing about the serial killer that is Kim, so count your days. Can I count on signatures from you two? Love from Simsconsin

Hello Kardasim sisters! Love your podcast. And thank you to the most beautiful, fabulous, and Best business woman, Kim. Without Glow Glow Glow, I don’t know where I’d be. My skin is flawless and I’m loving the texture. It actually works for me because I read the directions.

my question is for Kim, what is your secret for creating such a successful business?

love from Tennessee 💛

Me used glow glow glow brain maker big now smart and have question one. What would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go?

Question about the squid game: Why didn’t Kourtney help Kim when she was knocked down by a random dude who got shot? It's okay, Kourtney. You like to be independent, unless Kim “WHYYYYY?” Love ya, sisters! 🤣❤️

Question - who has the best makeup collection: Kim or Kylie?

Who's the best cooker?

Who's the smartest?: Aholehole

Who's the smartest?: Assapanick

(Ky-Ruh Ram- Ch-er-an) Dear Kardasims, I want Kim in prison i had bought her glow glow glow dog shampoo big mistake like HUGE!!! Mistake, for my dog because of the pandemic i couldn‘t find dog shampoo so I bought the shampoo from Kim’s Glow Glow Glow i read the instructions a thousand times to my self before using it with him so I wouldn’t mess anything up and after I finished drying him he was itching around the room and whining and when i woke up the next day he wasnt moving or breathing I’ve had that dog for sixteen years he Was my best friend after my best friend died, when I went to the vet to see what was wrong they said the glow glow glow shampoo sank into his skin and killed his insides and his kidneys had failed I called the costumer service and they didn’t answer and then that night I heard a car noise out my house and their were glow glow glow workers and they broke into my house I hid inside my organized pantry and they left my house and set a fire and burnt my house down I left my house before the fire touched me please help me Girls, their after me, they won’t leave me alone killing everyone I meet I’m doing all I can to stay alive, love from Arizona by the way while running I saw on the news a giant lizard on the way to the city

Hi sisters, hope your day is going watermelon. My question is for all three of you. Have you guys ever thought about having Taylor Sim on the podcast? I met her at Simbucks and she was so sweet and down-to-earth. After talking to her for a bit, I mentioned how I saw her in your videos and she only had nice things to say about Kourtney and Khloe. She didn't mention Kim though, maybe she forgot?

Also, I just ordered some Glow Glow Glow face setting spray and I'm super excited for it! I've been having an infestation of cockroaches and I can't wait to get rid of them! Love you girls!

Hi kardasimss, i just wanna say that yall uploading a podcast everyday is soo watermelon. I also wanna ask a question for Kim, how do you deal with your sisters always teaming up on you, cuz my sisters are total bitches and I cant stand them. And again yall are so watermelon exept you khloe, love yall <33

Kris is so not watermelon 😡

Kris is so not watermelon 😡

Hello Kardasim Sisters! Although I love Khloe and Kourtney, my question is for the bussiness woman Kam.

So Kam, my name is Filipe and i am from My'Walleté, you know the little village outside of Jericho the you were supposedly doing a charity fund raising in your Glow Glow Glow store/factory or wtv... yeah we did receive a container in our village from you, but instead of money, food and clothes, we got a sh*t load of Glow Glow Glow products (which i know no one is buying) and a tone of "dentist" vouchers (wich i know is a sponsor of yours)!

Now damn near everyone here is walking around with huge asses and lips, and some people got burned and got rashes from you products.We soon learned to take advanted of the situation and now use the products as weapons for self defence!

Overall we're not unhappy with the situation but this is not what we agreed on! We're still very hungry and the winter nights are getting colder! What happened with the money that you raised and was supposed to be ours?

Love you Kueens :*😘

This is a question for all of you, what would y’all consider each other’s spirit animal?

Hello Kardasim sisters,

This is Sameera from India. First of all you all are so watermelon and wish you three a very happy New Year

Here is my question to kloe the fighter and survivor,lover - how do you fight or control the urge of calling others a stupid bitch especially your sister Kim

Please say hello to most watermelon sister kourtney from me and Thank you Ye to Kim

Hello Kardasims,

Firstly wish u all a very Happy New year

This is sameera from India. Here goes my question to the fighter and surviver,lover Kloe - please let me know how do you control your urge of calling someone a stupid bitch especially Kim

Also please say hello from me to so watermelon sister kourtney and thank you Ye to Kim .

Hey Kardasims! I had a lot of questions but I'm only going to ask one so I don't waste too much time. This one is for Kim: Do you want to be a lawyer just so you could defend Glow Glow Glow in court properly?

Trauma so watermelon or so not watermelon

spelling bees so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hello Kardasims! Considering Kim passed the baby bar, I just want to ask what's the total count of legal cases that she has pending due to her business?

PS: I saw someone from the SimGuinness coming to her house and her throwing her Glow Glow Glow Pop Juice to them and exploding. I called Sim911 and the SimGuiness officials was rushed to the hospital and they explained they just want to give the award of the most lawsuits in a year and most total lawsuits against a single entity.

Vampires: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Tyranny: so watermelon or so not watermelon

The Kardasim Podcast: so watermelon or so not watermelon

hey khloe & kourtney :)

also to kim, happy new ye

i currently work as an assistant within the world health organisation. we have recently obtained samples and evidence which sadly suggests there is a new virus. 💔

but the worst is yet to come & i strongly advise that kem listens to this next part.

after extensive research, this virus has been called GlowVid-22 . and it stems from the hemlock that is contained within glow glow glow products. once people use glow glow glow they can pass the virus on like a cold or covid. there have already been 100,000 cases of GlowVid-22 been confirmed worldwide and it’s spreading fast. so kim, what do you have to say about this? and how do you feel about causing a potential pandemic?

surely it’s time to let glow glow glow shut down. and throw away to the bin where it belongs. and i know you will say i’m bullying you. but i’m not bullying you when i say this, i am genuinely trying to help you because if you don’t listen, you will end up with lawsuits from every government in the world. and unlike your customers, these lawsuits you cannot ignore. and you won’t have the money to even pay 1% of these lawsuits. unless you shut glow glow glow down for good, and never run a company again.

anyway much love to khloe, kourtney & the best business woman in the world, kris. and please make sure kem actually listens for once. finally let this be the reason glow glow glow is turned off off off.

Clear Soda:So watermelon or so not watermelon

Having to pay bills so watermelon or not so watermelon

For kourt who would u choose to leave with between Kim and khole

Korut ur so watermelon

Stealing Content: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Dry Skin: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Dear Kardasim sisters,

My sister was a huge fan of you guys. She watched your videos on repeat and listened to all your podcasts hoping you would answer her questions. She had a Glow Glow Glow haul a few months ago but mysteriously died a week later from inhaling too much toxic fumes.

In her will she wanted Glow Glow Glow embalming makeup to be used on her dead body. But during the burial service, she suddenly came back to life!! She was yelling "whyyyyyy" and started attacking everybody. She ended up devouring the priest but we managed to push her down the burial plot.

I am starting to think that the Glow Glow Glow makeup is responsible for this mess! Which one of you is responsible for those products?! You need to be jailed and sued for murder and necromancy!