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Stacy's Mom, so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Hi Kardasims! Question for the three sisters, Blonde Kim, Boring Kim and Kim❤️:
Could you explain the cold war?
I wanna be a successful woman just like KIM❤️❤️❤️, so I decided to become a historian. The thing is, that I'm having trouble to remember the cold war so I want to be blessed with your wisdom! Stay watermelon❤️.
hi to the most watermelon sisters!not khem cause she is not a fighter and survivor.
i bought some booty booty pop juice, more specifically the apple and apple booty booty pop juice. after 2 hours, the delivery came. the booty booty pop juice came, but khems stupid glow glow glow was in there. i went to the 1028 floor, and threw the glow glow glow away. it literally broke two homes when i threw it. khem, i suggest you get one billion lawyers cause we’re suing you till glow glow glow dies. anyways the booty booty pop juice was so good.
bye kardasims! (khem you are an illegal immigrant who disguised as one or the kardasims)
#khemisabitch #khloekourtneythequeens #glowglowglowshoulddie
#baddiesforever💅
Nicki Minaj with lime lips
Heyyy Kardasims! Surprisingly, I included Kim in that hello! Be grateful Kim!
Anywho, this is going to be about debates and or arguments that had led off with the beautiful revenge body, booty popping, Khloe. Khloe is a fighter and survivor, but today we are going to focus on the fighting aspect! Khloe does not shrimp out and stands her ground on what she believes in.
That being said, I want to ask Khloe..and the other two, Almighty Goddess Kourtney, and Kim too ig..which of the Fighter and Survivor points do you agree with the most? You HAVE to pick one Kim and Kourtney. Acknowledge and appreciate your little sister’s big mouth. I know it can be extremely annoying sometimes but just bear with it for this question.
Here are the past arguments and tangents of Khloe:
Chicken Garden Salad debate on how they DO exist
Break-fast” debate on how the first thing you eat is your “breakfast” no matter what time of day it is
How Khloe owns the podcast
Being a fighter and survivor isn’t easy and Khloe has so many hardships and struggles
Khloe loves plants and has always gotten points in “whos the smartest” with no problems at all with botany as an answer!!!
Out of those, which ones do you agree with the most, sisters?
EVERYBODY HAS TO PICK ONE-
Love you guys!
(Ps. K names are overrated and names that begin with C’s are way better ❤️💖)
#KhloeSurvivor #KourtneyIsMyIdol #NamesThatStartWithCsAreBetter
hii! this is levi and sylvia writing in on our review of the new glow glow glow chargers! Me and my friend sylvia both bought the new glow glow glow chargers as SOON as we saw them. However, we placed this order 3 years, 11 months, 12 days, and 98 minutes ago. During this time, Kim and her company locked us in her glow glow glow basement with victims in capsules such as De Nicki Mineh, Taylor, and Lana del Rey. The 3 of them and Kim took our blood samples and put them in the chargers. We were let free after that, and 3 years later/a few days ago, they arrived. Once we tested the chargers and I plugged my phone in, my phone started to become and android and it was blasting the top hit, Roses and My sons and oozing out watermelon juice. I immediately started to try to turn it off, but it started to float and continue to blast roses and my sons and pour out watermelon juice. When my friend sylvia plugged her phone in, it started to ooz out a bunch of strawberry soda, and it played dumpster love yourself on max volume. Spiritually, we knew the only solution was to pour booty booty pop juice onto the phones to make them function. This infact upgraded our phones to the new watermelon supreme iphones, and we regained our sanity, and started to drink strawberry soda. I would not recommend buying this charger, as it also came in a unicorn packaging case. I would like to advertise booty booty pop juice to everyone universally and suggest glow glow glow to anyone who has less then 3 braincells active. Me and Sylvia want to thank booty booty pop juice for saving our phones, and thank kourtneys no no no boxes for being our emotional support animals. Thanks for reading our review, only to Khloe and Kourtney though. Kim, dont go blonde again.
Who's the Smartest?:
"You bury me when I am alive, and dig me up when I die. What am I?"
Dear Mrs. Kardasim,
This is the financial officer of Glow Glow Glow. I have been trying to reach you for days but it seems like you were busy (doing what exactly? I am not sure). We are running in the reddest of reds. Our revenue is dropping. No literally, the graph is a straight line downwards. Both of our new proposed products: the "Butt Butt Blast Beverage" and the "Perhaps Not Perhaps Not Perhaps Not Package" have been rejected due to Simtellectual Property Violations. What are your ideas for increasing revenue and cutting costs? How can we leverage emerging market trends to differentiate our value proposition while maintaining operational scalability?
Hi to the most watermelon Kardasim sisters; the most beautiful Sim in the Sim world, Kourtney, and the bravest and most brilliant businesswoman, Khloe! I've been listening to this podcast since the beginning and I can honestly say that you two are the ones carrying the whole thing from the start. I hope the both of you continue being kind, generous, entertaining, and witty.
This is Andersim Cooper from SIM-N-N News. My question is for queen Khloe. We just heard the EXCITING news that the top selling iconic brand Booty Booty Pop Juice will be releasing a make-up line soon named "Booty Booty Pop Glow"! It was said that the make-up can be used for your booty so it would look more defined and more gorgeous. Our source also said that you personally asked Taylor Sim Swift to be one of the endorsers of this new line! When we spoke to Taylor about it, she said... "I'm very excited to be a part of this new venture! Khloe Kardasim is a good friend of mine, so her personally asking me to be in the Booty Booty Pop Family is very touching! I've already tried the test products for Booty Booty Pop Glow and it's a make-up line that everyone must try! It's definitely safe, effective, easy to use, doesn't need a long instruction manual, and their customer service is great as well!"
So Khloe, how did it feel creating this new, original, and revolutionary make-up line that no one has thought of yet? Also, how was it like working with a fellow queen Taylor Sim Swift?
Stay watermelon, Kourtney and Khloe! ❤️
Reheating Nachos: so watermelon or so not watermelon?
“VACATION SAVIOR KEM”
Hello Kardasim sisters !! I would like to say thank you to the person who saved our vacation, Kem. My friends and I went to a beach vacation in the Philipines. We went to an island and when we were busy swimming, a group of wild monkeys had gone thru our things and stolen my friends Booty Booty Mega Pop Juice, the group of monkey drank the juice and became a group of Mega Booty PopKong. Lifeguards turned the sirens to warn the people to evacuate the beach bcuz of the destruction of PopKongs doing to the island. I ran to my bag and tried to get the famous Glow Glow Glow Spray Tan. I immediately saw a wild lizard and sprayed it with the product and became a fabulous Glowzilla. It fought the Popkongs sucessfully and everyone on the beach helped out to put the Popkongs to Kourtney’s famous No No No Void Box costing 1 Billion. The Glowzilla is now Traveling the sea and we dont know where its going. So thank you Kem for saving our Vacation and teaching everyone here teamwork. Khloe we still love you but we will never bring your products again in our Vacation. Thank you for the box Kourtney ! Love you three ❤️
Hello Kardasims!!! My question is for the most watermelon sister Kourtney! Kourtney, how do you put up with Chloe and Cynthia? I feel like I would be so miserable having such disrespectful sisters... You're the only reasons I keep up with the Kardasims, you're such a hero and a martyr in the face of such disrespect. I hope I got your sisters names right, they're honestly so forgettable.
Hello to the most beautiful and corporately talented sisters in the digital dimensions! I have a question regarding the process of building a successful business from the ground up, something all three of you could 100% give amazing advice on. Just curious as I have been contemplating starting a business of selling a combination of two hydrogen and oxygen inside plastic bottles! Anyways, hope you all are having an amazing 2025, and for the love of all things pretty in pink, stay watermelon ! 🍉
Hi Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney!
My question is how do you feel about EDM / dubstep music?
(If this question is better as a watermelon / not watermelon section that’s fine!)
Also thank you for this podcast. I listen to it on my 10 hour shifts at work and when I fall asleep! You keep my day going. Thank you! I hope you guys are having an amazing day. And I hope you guys get the best in life!
Hello Kardasims.
Khloe the (so not) fighter and (pure luck) survivor. Kourtney the TRUE and FIRST fighter and survivor, the ultimate skinny legend, the first and only perfect creature of the universe and the unbothered queen. Kim the most successful businesswoman and the host of the podcast.
Kim, thank you so much for making my job easier. I am a hitman and your Glow Glow Glow products works like a charm, easily killing my prey so easily and got away with it like nothing happened with a low price of 10 cent each products in trash conventions. And to Kourtney, thanks to your No No No Cremation Box, I can easily hide bodies and frame the murders to Kim or Kris.
My questions are for you all three. To Khloe, why are you so envious to Kim? To Kourtney.... Nevermind, I can't question the first and only perfect creature of the entire universe. To Kim, when are you going to release your newest product Glow Glow Glow Skinny Melting Lotion? Don't ask how I know it, I just hacked Vanish inc. firewall to see your future products.
Stay watermelon sisters~.
P.S: I've been listening to Kim Kardasim podcast since 2018
Coming out of the closet, so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Greetings, Kardasims!
I am Colt, a red panda from the Philippines. (For the dumbass sister who runs the absolute joke of a company that is Glow Glow Glow, no, that is not Philadelphia. The PHILIPPINES.) Yes, I can walk, talk, and think like a human. I even kinda look like one and am just as big as one. Funny, no?
I would like to thank Khloe for her new Booty Booty Pop Juice: Bootyhole Picture Capturing Kit. Finally, I can blackmail all my enemies into sending me that sweet cash money! Currently sitting at $200,000 successfully and "ethically" sourced. I would also like to thank Kourtney for her No No No Tree House Package. Now I can celebrate my red panda heritage by climbing up the tree with my claws and napping to my heart's content. Oh, and Kim, you get nothing. I know better than to buy your bioweapons.
My question is for each of you. If you had to time travel to a historical period and place and had to stay there permanently, when and where would it be and why? What societal role or social standing would you be in as well?
Stay watermelon sisters!
Colt the Red Panda
Who's the Smartest:
serendipity
Hello to my two sweet watermelon sisters the fighter and survivor Khole and my favourite
unbothered QUEEN Kourtney 🍉
I hope u two are having a
wonderful day…. And Rebecca.
Last week I ordered a Booty Booty pop juice and No No No box.
Started that day my booty look so cute and now everyone is jealous of me. Kourtney box is even better I love the new update of the box design. The best part is I can threw away toxic glue glue glue bio weapons send by Kem into the box without causing any dangerous effects. I just want to tell people that if Kem sends u her unknown toxic products, just throw them in No No No box to prevent weird shits that’s gonna happen. And if they damage u, wear booty booty pop juice to cancel the effects. Khloe and Kourtney are saving our lives y’all.
And here’s a message for Kem.
“SHUT THE FUCK UP”!!
that’s it y’all I hope u guys enjoy my messages…
And one more thing,
I heard Kem is planning to put toxic formula in strawberry juice. That information is confirmed because I heard it from my sister Stacy who worked at Kem factory. She also said she’s alive and still locked up in the factory. I’m not gonna tell u how did we communicate because I’m afraid Kem gonna do something to her. Becareful with strawberry guys u know that evil bitch can’t be trusted. I love u Khole and Kourtney please keep fighting for my sister.🫶🏻
Who's The Smartest: Malapropism
Who's the smartest?
Ratites
P/S: this word is related to the time you guys mentioned this subject in episode 92 during the "That's so watermelon" section
Hello to the most Watermelon sister in the WHOLE WIDE SIM WORLD 🍉 Khloe and Kourtney, an Khiem not so much, about 4 years ago my sister gifted me a glow glow glow make up kit back then I didnt think much about the ingredients so i used on my fece and went to dinner, but then when i got home i took the make up off and when looked in the mirror my face was covered in red rashes, horrified i went to the hospital and they said to use the new booty booty pop juice to heal my ass wich allso was effected by the pallet, after about a week my ass look healtier than ever and the rashes on my face were heald. after that i stopped using glow glow glow products but my sister didnt stop once she bought the glow glow glow hairspray she opend the box and put the hairspray bottle next to the mictowave and the someting bad happend, the hairspray bottle exploded and set my house on fire thnkfully i had ordered the No No No Big box and i quickly put all of my stuff in the box, sadly my house burnt down but i quicly oredered the No No No Box Mansion deluxe supreme for 20million dollars and it arrived very fast and i now live in the boxs with my sister who stopped using Scam Scam Scam ( Glow Glow Glow ) Products thank you khloe and kourtney for your amazing products. 🍉 ps. Khiem im gonna come for you. Love you Guys Stay Watermelon 🍉
Hyperpigmentation, So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?
Showing up uninvited, So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon? Bonus points for "attire"
Gardening so watermelon or so not watermelon
AP News (As-Sim-ciated Press) recently managed to fully translate an ancient cave painting believed to be nearly as old as Sim-kind itself. After several years of decoding, the fully translated artwork shines an illuminating light on the history of Sims. The message of the cave painting is as follows:
---START OF MESSAGE---
"Hi Kard-ugh-sims! I hope the two watermelon sisters Khloe and Kourtney are having a great day with lots of meat kept safe and neatly organised in their caves. Meanwhile, I hope that KUHM gets rocks dropped on her head, because her products have ruined my prehistoric life." (Translator's note: It is believed that "KUHM" is a deliberate misspelling of what would become the modern name "Kim")
After hearing about the invention of Glow Glow Glow, I immediately ordered 100 sets of Glow Glow Glow sticks and tinder. BIG mistake. First of all, it took eight months for my order to arrive in the mail, and I only live a few minutes away in Village Chief De Nicki Minaj's village! When my order finally arrived, I was so excited to finally be able to cook my raw meat, but before I even picked up the box, every single box set on fire! The blaze immediately wiped out our entire village, burning everything except for my meat which was so uncooked that the animals they came from somehow came back to life and ran away! Chief Nicki saw this as yet another declaration of war and attacked your village right after, and honestly, I can't blame her if this is what your products are doing. When your village inevitably loses the war, I hope that KUHM is held responsible and refunds me for the faulty Glow Glow Glow sticks and tinder, and also pays our village back for all the damages she caused. If only I had a juice that could replace my missing meat, as well as a box that I could live inside of...anyway, stay watermelon, Khloe and Kourtney!
P.S. I hope Khloe is recovering well after falling into the volcano! When I heard the news, I though you'd be a goner, and yet you lived to tell the tale! Truly you are a fighter and survivor."
---END OF MESSAGE---
‘Ex husband bringing his naked new wife to a major award show’ - so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Hello to my dearest and most watermelon faves, the unbothered Kourtney and THEE ultimate fighter and survivor Khloe.
My name is Gabe Itch and I have a story to share about my experience with the other one’s flop company.
Last year I listened to one of your episodes and felt bad for Khem and wanted to give Glow Glow Glow a chance (big mistake, huge!). I had been struggling with growing my natural hair so I then ordered a box of their new hair products which consisted of 35 products and a 1000 page instruction booklet (WITH NO PICTURES and a font size of 5), all of which cost about $8000.
Here are all the issues I had :
It took about 12 weeks to get to me (I live in South Africa), so I actually only received it last week.
When I finally got the box, it only had 30 of the 35 products I paid for. When so called the call centre, they took 5 business days to answer and I had to fill a survey, write a part of Khem’s baby bar exam and recite the US Pledge of Allegance before I could get to an agent. The agent then told me that the remaining products would be shipped to me in 5 business months.
I therefore decided to continue using the 30 products. I had and ended up with hair that initially felt silky smooth but to my surprise (and horror), it grew at such a fast rate that I ended up growing hair EVERYWHERE on my body. I have to shave my entire body at EXACTLY 3am everyday otherwise I end up looking like cousin Itt.
Khem, how do I resolve this? Respond NOW or I will get my grandmother to work her magic on you (I know how much you would hate to have something happen to your dentists).
Anyways, I hope Kourtney and Khloe stay shining and become super successful. Khem can choke on a glowing orange.
Sincerely,
Gabrielle Itcherson
Bosses, so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Hello to the Kardasim sisters Kourtney and Khloe, I am a SimBI agent and today is the day Kim cannot make excuses for her TERRIBLE products. We have come up with proof from cases mentioned in your podcast, and the best one is when it affects Kim Kardasim herself.
When you guys were in saw, Kim was forced to put on Glow Glow Glow Lotion- which by the way- is not SimDA approved. and she blew up. there is video evidence of this occurring (see inference 1)
In Episode 99 of the Kardasim Podcast, a question about this is brought up by a viewer and Kim's reasoning is that Jigsaw must've mixed the lotion with another GGG Product named "Glow Glow Glow Blow-up" (see inference 2)
In Episode 103 A similar question is brought up and Kim's reasoning is that was her way of "escaping" (see inference 3)
Kim its over. get your stories straight or we will be seeing you in court and you could potentially face jail time for your actions.
inferences for those reading and wanting proof
1 - Nicki Minaj In Saw by SimgmProductions 4:00 - 4:03
2 - The Kardasim Podcast Episode 99 "They said it was our Glow Glow Glow Lotion but I'm pretty sure it was mixed with our Glow Glow Glow Blow-Up"
^ The discussion lasts from 11:33 to 18:15
3 - The Kardasim Podcast Episode 103 "What you guys don't know is that *gets interrupted* What you don't know is that was actually my way of escaping"
^ The discussion lasts from 23:22 to 23:47
Khloe in SimWonderLand: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?
hello to the one and only fighter and survivor khloe and to the realest person kourtney and the other one, so my question is if you go outside los simgeles to give free samples of glow glow glow & booty booty pop juice, and no no no boxes which product out of the three do you think people will love/get the most?
🕶️💛 brat summer 💛🕶️
So watermelon or so not water melon?
glow glow glow glitter grenades :so watermelon or so not watermelon
Dear Khloe, Kourtney, and the living dumpster fire known as Kim,
This is Dixi from Nebraska, and I’m writing to tell you how Kim ruined my life and my twin sister’s life in ways so absurd that even reality TV couldn’t script this mess.
So, I ordered Kim’s Glow Glow Glow “Total Body Shimmer Oil” because I thought, “Why not glow like a Kardashian?” Worst. Decision. Ever. I put that stuff on, and instead of looking sun-kissed and shimmery, I now look like I’ve been dipped in liquid aluminum. I am literally a human disco ball. I can’t go outside without blinding people! The sun reflects off my skin with such intensity that birds fall out of the sky and car alarms go off. I got ticketed for public disturbance—by a cop who had to wear sunglasses just to look at me. My nickname at work? Tin Can Dixi. Thanks, Kim! My dream of being Beyoncé is now more like being the Silver Surfer’s tacky cousin.
But wait, it gets worse. My twin sister, Roxi, tried your “No Shine Ever” powder on the same day. At first, she was like, “Oh, this is great, I’m so matte and flawless.” Fast forward an hour, and she’s like a walking black hole! She’s so matte that light doesn’t even hit her face anymore—she’s basically invisible. I couldn’t find her for a full day because she literally blended into the walls! Even her reflection disappeared. We had to use a flashlight to see if she was still in the room!
Kimberly Marie Kulture-vulture Kardashian (yes, I know your middle name isn’t Marie, but I’m too mad to care), WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO US?! You’ve turned me into a blinding hazard and my sister into a shadow of a person—literally. Every time we’re together now, it’s like a scene out of some horror movie: One twin glows, the other one vanishes. We could probably start charging admission.
And another thing, Kim, you foolish, air-headed sparkle demon: your Glow Glow Glow packaging? Total scam! The label said “for all skin types,” but I’m pretty sure it was meant for robots or maybe those silver living statues at tourist attractions. I’m considering dousing myself in lighter fluid and setting myself on fire just to dull the shine. You’d probably love that, wouldn’t you? You cosmetic overlord of chaos!
Khloe and Kourtney, I beg for your wisdom. You’re both way too good for this nonsense. Please answer my would you rather:
Would you rather bathe in Kim’s radioactive Glow Glow Glow Immortal Serum and live forever looking like an alien slime monster, OR be stuck drinking Khloe’s Energy Drink of Death that makes your heart race faster than her brain when Kim speaks?
Before I go (because I can’t risk too much screen time—my glow might fry my laptop), I want to give a shoutout to Kourtney. You’re the only sane one left in this Kardashian madhouse. Bless your organic soul, and keep doing you. If it were up to me, I’d be drinking matcha with you on your porch while we both laugh at the Glow Glow Glow catastrophe that Kim calls a “business.”
Anyway, Kim, if you’re reading this, just know I’m not done. I’m coming for you. Either you refund me or I’ll personally launch your products into the sun—where they belong. Kourtney and Khloe, keep being icons. But Kim? You deserve to be locked up in a mental asylum alongside Taylor Swift, where you can both think about the destruction you’ve caused.
Lots of love from Nebraska,
Dixi (and ghostly Roxi)
OMG KHLOE AND KOURTNEY HELP USSSSS, me And my sister were going on a trip to north simrea which is a country in simasia with a dictator named 'KHIM JON YUN' it was a once in a lifetime experience so we went for a cheap price of $500 each. Whem we landed we saw a FKING GLOWZILLA outside our airport......
Then i realized that this not a country that is ran by khim Jon Yun but by the con artist, scam,fraud,mutilator 'KIM' YES your sister kim, then we saw 100 people who looked mutilated cuz they had 300 fingers and 4500 teeth and tails they were walking in a line to worship kim in her "temple" we went to the temple to see a HUGE shrine which was dedicated to her, on the walls it said 'we love you kim' 'kim our savior' 'nonono&bbpjsucks' even the city looked like a post war city with fumes coming out of buildings,the GLOW GLOW GLOW factory which was the size of 3 football stadiums the infamous 'KARS' running on the roads which emitted poisonous gas,I was horrified and quickly ran out of the country with my sis. While escaping we saw terrifying monsters like the GLOWZILLA, GLOWSHARKS,GLOWDOGS and GLOWKONG. we escaped even after kim sent 200 GLOWSNAKES behind us to catch us.
SO KHEM WTF WAS THAT
don't you dare say some bs saying "it was a set" it wasn't! I hope you ROT in simhell.
bye khloe and kourtney pls ask khim to stop ruling a country.
#bbpjlove #nonono #kockroach #kourtneyno #flopflopflop #kimsgoingdown
Hello khlowe, Courtney and Dr kham. First of all I’m a very big fan of this podcast and love all of you guys. Some more than others (Kham). I really like Booty booty pop juice watermelon buyah. And no no no storage blackhole box, in which you only need one as the box has an abyss inside and I can store as many things I want in it. I’ve also tried some Kham’s products but stopped using them in 2020 because of the glowdicep zombie apocalypse caused by them. Anyways, I thought I would try Kendal’s line of Teas. so I ordered her organic Earl grey tea. The tea tasted bad and was poorly sealed I thought it got ruined in shipping or something. But after sometime I went in a trance like stage where I started seeing a different realty and I saw pink and blue coloured planet infested by glowzilas and Dr Kimberly kardasim riding them. All of the people were Kimberly kardasims and all the food was glow glow glow pizzas with the wigs in them. I got so traumatized that I came out of trance and saw that the tea wrapper was not properly applied, I removed the wrapper and saw that the tea was originally created in glow glow glow factory and name of the tea was earl blue tea and a pic of Kham saying why go for grey when you can go blue. My question for khem is first Khlowe then Courtney then Kaylee and now Kendal how many more lives and business need to be sacrifice to prove that you can’t be as good as khloe? P.S. Dr Denikiminah is better than Dr Kimberly.
🍉🍉
#kris_is_so_watermelon #whereisstacy #glowzila
You evil, untalented, ungrateful Kardasim sisters 😡. Yesterday I went to the mall having the best day ever but my day quickly changed when I was leaving the car park and ran into a strong, tall, fighter and survivor Kris she fell on the ground and passed out for a minute. I thought my life was over. I got out of the car to check on her and she got up and apologized for standing in my car’s way with a big goofy smile. Kris was the nicest person I’ve ever met my question is why do you guys keep mistaking her kindness for rudeness? And why do you try so hard to drag her and her business down?
Hello kardasims❤️ i just have some comments. I have been a big fan for years buying every single booty booty pop juice product I can and I love no no no brand! But recently I was taking a walk and I saw Kim walking out of a plastic surgery place names "big booty butt lift center" I went up to her and asked for a picture. She said yes as she should but right in the middle of taking a picture she smeared glow glow glow facial moisturizer on her hand and slapped me and ran a away. I was distraught but never the less I went home in sadness. I washed the moisturizer off of my face and went to sleep. When I woke up my face was swollen and I was blind in one eye and deaf in both ears. I called 911 and the er doctor told me they see this problem atleast twice a week from glow glow glow products. He luckily gave me booty booty pop juice "glow glow glow no more" so luckily I am perfectly healthy now. As I was walking home I saw a drone that I threw rocks at the knock it down. I picked it up after knocking it down to see "property of Kim kardasim" as I saw that I saw someone pop out of a bush run away then trip and say "oh my goddddd!" I now don't feel safe anymore knowing Kim is watching me
Taking picture of yourself while your sister is going to jail - so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Hello my beautiful, amazing and watermelon sisters!
Just wanted to say that I love u guys so much! ❤️
We're all gona glow glow glow one day!
hi khloe! i need to warn you about your sister, Kourtney's business. She started this grocery shop named Glow Glow Blow. It sells Glow Glow Glow items that have been mutated. When you use these products, they give you rashes and turn you into a bloodsucking dragon. I heard from Kourtney in an advertisement that if we use your blood, we can solve this. So, Khloe, we need your blood as in. Donate to us please. We need blood to save ourselves from Kourtney's shady shady business and Kim's weird weird products that have been mixed with weird concoctions. I need to go. Kim is chasing me! HELP HELP HELPPPP!! AHHHHH KOURTNEY NO! HELPP
Heyy Kardasims!! I hope you guys are doing well except for Kim 💗We all know that Khloe is the self-proclaimed "True Fighter and survivor" and how Kim and Kourtney constantly deny it but there is some truth in this, as in "Kardashians in Friday the 13th" Khloe is the final girl showing off her survivor skills.
But in the Prudence and Zack channel, when they were playing Squid Game, KHLOE did in fact not survive as she fell through the glass due to her fat ass weighing too much. What are your thoughts on this?
(P.S Please make a part 2 of that video with the season 2 games!! it would be sooo watermelon 🍉)
Iceberg🧊 so watermelon or so not watermelon 🍉
Who's The Smartest: apoptosis
Who's the smartest?:
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Hey Kardasims, As we all know Kris had a product called Hey Honey, honey but there was also another product of Kris that was inside the No No No Vanta Black Premium Box that i Ordered, the Hey Sweetie Coffee Sweetener, which is a complete rip off of the Booty Booty Pop Coffee 2-in-1 Creamer and Sweetener. I tried the sweetener, but to my surprise, My ass was growing overnight, The morning the next day, I woke up, My bed is now smashed, and I cant get up. I cant believe im saying this but I am going to sue Kris for this. Kris better watch your back, you bitch. My ass came back to its normal size due to my friend elping me, They used the glow glow glow booty shrinker but it made my butt radioactive. Now I am inside a hospital, being locked inside an antiradioactive room, so i am also suing Khem. Both of you watch your fucking backs and better burn that factory to the fucking ground. This is my question, For 2025, What are your plans for your businesses, except Kim, because in two months, her factory is now gone and all of her branches.
Greatest Kardasims! I, Elphasim would like to greet all of you a good day, well, except for the skank bitch that made my skin green, Kim. Glinda gifted me a no no no mystery box with goodies inside for my birthday which i was surprised she could afford since it was 712 Billion sim-dollars, I was so happy that I jumped with joy as I went in my house to open said gift, When I opened the box, I was met with such lovely products such as the raspberry booyah, the all in one ass ass booty rejuvinator and other products. But one product caught my eye, the Glow Grow Greens Digestive Cleanser which as said in the bottle, will clean up your digestive tracks within a 1 hour, I was feeling constipated that time so I took no hesitation drinking it since it was Khloe’s product, but when I was done, I washed the bottle and noticed that the label is dissolving off, when I was finished, I was SHOCKED. Glow Glow Glow Green Plutonium Kombucha was its original label, I got scared and called 911 but I immidiately felt the effects, My skin turned green and radioactive, my boothyhole became closed and my butt drooped to the ground, and my hair falled out making me bald. I have been living like this for almost a year now and i feel humiliated, ashamed of who I am. Thanks to your products you stupid bitch, I hope your factory will burn to the ground. Skank ass bitch, I am going to sue you so hard. Oh and Khloe, keep it up and Kourtney, hmm….how could you have a glow glow glow product inside your mystery box, i feel so betrayed. 🙁
Watermelon or so not watermelon- Arnold Palmers (sweet tea and lemonade mix)
Heyyy Kardasims! Surprisingly, I included Kim in that hello! Be grateful Kim!
Anywho, this is going to be about debates and or arguments that had led off with the beautiful revenge body, booty popping, Khloe. Khloe is a fighter and survivor, but today we are going to focus on the fighting aspect! Khloe does not shrimp out and stands her ground on what she believes in.
That being said, I want to ask Khloe..and the other two, Almighty Goddess Kourtney, and Kim too ig..which of the Fighter and Survivor points do you agree with the most? You HAVE to pick one Kim and Kourtney. Acknowledge and appreciate your little sister’s big mouth. I know it can be extremely annoying sometimes but just bear with it for this question.
Here are the past arguments and tangents of Khloe:
Chicken Garden Salad debate on how they DO exist
Break-fast” debate on how the first thing you eat is your “breakfast” no matter what time of day it is
How Khloe owns the podcast
Being a fighter and survivor isn’t easy and Khloe has so many hardships and struggles
Khloe loves plants and has always gotten points in “whos the smartest” with no problems at all with botany as an answer!!!
Out of those, which ones do you agree with the most, sisters?
EVERYBODY HAS TO PICK ONE-
Love you guys!
(Ps. K names are overrated and names that begin with C’s are way better ❤️💖)
#KhloeSurvivor #KourtneyIsMyIdol #NamesThatStartWithCsAreBetter
hey kardasims, i hope the day is going well for you all! i wanted to let you know about a recent purchase i made which heavily concerns Miss Kemberley Noel Kardasim.
i recently bought and downloaded ‘GlowGlowGlow’ The Game! onto my SimStation 5 ‘sponsored by KrisSimJennerEnterprisesTM’ 💋
to start off, in the game i was in a house where i was looking at 2 ladies (stunning ladies btw) turns out they were called Chloe (with a C) and Kourtina! they were trying on their ‘glasses’ 👓
soon after this, kim started interrupting their conversation, at this point i was playing as the Kourtina character. I made sure to explain to Kem that we were workers at the GlowGlowGlow factory who wanted her autograph.
the next day we turned up to work, before we even made it into the factory we watched a few others get sent to vanish for having their phones on them? we then were given a tour of the building by kem. once we saw the testing room and the test subject turn into a cockroach (long story) we had our FIVE minute lunch break…..
after that i decided that enough was enough, I took the lead to vanish with chloe. unfortunately when we got there and saw THEE Stacey Nancy SimLewis, but unfortunately in order to get Stacey out we had to press some buttons on the cage…. Chloe pressed the wrong buttons…. and Stacey turned into a glowzilla…. Kem then promised she wouldn’t say anything if we didn’t. we agreed and then it was game over.
what do you guys think of this game? i think it was interesting and possibly a real reflection of Cim’s DullDullDull factory!
you guys are so watermelon 🍉🫶
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Dear watermelon sisters,
I would like to thank every one of you for your incredible products, as they have helped humanity to get to mars! Firstly, space is very dangerous, but thanks to the incredible No No No DIY cardboard we constructed a luxury space ship and colony. The only problem was that our astronauts would still die on space walks, at least if not for Booty Booty Pop Juice, which has made our astronauts no longer need oxygen, and become radiation proof, and also given them a plump ass. Lastly, Kim, don't worry, your incredible products play the most important role in the whole mission. We took a single drop of Glow Glow Glow Fingernail Drops, and discovered that it would not lose its incredibly high levels radiation until the heat death of the universe. So we did the only natural thing. Kim, we have designed an eco friendly interplanetary rocket engine that runs on the radiation of a single drop of your fingernail drops. Thank you all for your contributions to science and exploration!
Stay watermelon sisters!
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Hey Kardasims, I've been watching you since I was still in middle school and now I'm graduting high school!! Over the years you've always positively impacted my life, and I'm thankful for your gracious attitudes to the world. My question is for my Queen Watermelon-Kourtney: Which of the following scenarios is most likely NOT to happen [ or which of the scenarios is least likely to happen in real life}: 1. Kim making a good and beneficial product and not being a disappointment to everyone around her. or 2. Khloe finding someone who loves her romantically and not dying alone, ugly, and unloved. Thank you all!! p.s. I think 1. is least likely to happen cause Khloe's kind of pretty...
hello sisters and Kim 💕
I just want to say glow glow glow is the best product ever my skin feels great after I used the glow glow glow face cream 🧴. You guys just over exaggerate and don’t follow instructions 😒, also bootybooty pop juice is mid..but I brought no no no and……anyways love you Kim
Khloe is a fighter and survivor but bbpj needs some work and Kourtney needs better boxes #glowglowglow #nonono #fighterandsurvior #kimbotkem #kimsthebest
Hello Slaydasims, well not Khloe she sucks, I am an employee for booty booty pop juice and since Khloe is now apart of the company she is my new boss overseeing the factory we work in, I thought Keyhums factory was bad but THIS, this is is something else. The self proclaimed "fighter and survivor" regularly checks in on us every 15 minutes to make sure we are doing our job, and to make sure we our keeping our spaces organised and tidy, which we always do.
But one person named Robbert Andrew Simluis had accidentally spilt his booty booty pop juice ass max pro drink on the floor and Khloe walked in, saw the spillage and was a little annoyed but when she saw that he had placed the empty bottle in a unorganised way she FLIPPED, her anger issues showed. She went up to him and punched him in the face and said "if you mess up again you stupid bitch I will leak your entire family's booty hole pics to the whole world pets included" he was devastated but got back to work, but the next day I came in and he was nowhere to be seen. I saw a lizard scale on the floor looked at it closer and noticed it had an engraving that said "GGG" aka glow glow glow. Now correct me if I am wrong but I believe Khloe is working with Keyhum to dispose of any unwanted employees, having Keyhums lizards take them to vanish.
Kourtney pleaaaaase send help and get us remaining workers out of here and Khloe I will see you in court you fake fighter and survivor, Kris is the real fighter and survivor because she survives YOU
#Bootybootyflopjuice
#JudyJudyjobpoos
#NoNoNo
#Krisismyqueen
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Kem Jong Un. So watermelon or so not watermelon?
Hello to my favorite watermelon sisters. Khloe, Kourtney and the other one. I recently bought Glow Glow Glow face mask. I applied the face mask to my face and then not even 5 minutes later the face mask started to burn my skin and I couldn’t take it off. I immediately ran to the nearest booty booty pop juice store and applied Booty booty pop juice face serum and my face was immediately healed and my ass grew 2x bigger. Kim you will be hearing from my lawyers. And Kourtney you are such a watermelon queen.
Hello Kardasims, I recently bought the No No No Kourt Kourt Kourt box with a full-sized tennis court inside. Kourtney, you really put your whole No No Nussy in this product. I will be the next Simrena Williams in no time. I also bought the Glow Glow Glow Balls to practice with. However, they are smaller than regular tennis balls and are not bouncy at all. They are also eerily lifelike. Kim, should we order a wellness check on male Vanish victims?
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