EPISODE 75 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Hey Kardasim sisters. My question is for Kim. Kim came to simAfrica to promote her glow glow glow rejuvenating palette powder serum gloss setting spray cream for kids. The product sold out on the first day and Kim left immediately thereafter. The next day all the kids in the simvillage had all aged irreversibly into senior citizens. The chief priest has conducted a ritual to avenge all the victims of your crimes. Kim what do you have to say for yourself?

p.s. Don't be surprised if your heart stops mysteriously, oh and expect a big ass lawsuit from everyone in the simvillage.

Kims salads so watermelon or so not watermelon

roblox so watermelon or so not watermelon

Creating bioweapons so watermelon or so not watermelon

Thinking your a fighter and survivor so watermelon or so not watermelon

Sharks so watermelon or so not watermelon

plastic asses so watermelon or so watermelon

89% of the world damage due to glow glow glow so watermelon or so not watermelon

Coral reef so watermelon or so not watermelon

the sea so watermelon or so not watermelon

Peacock so watermelon or so not watermelon

Angels so watermelon or so not watermelon

Ye so watermelon or so not watermelon

Money so watermelon or so not watermelon

Queen simelizabeth so watermelon or so not watermelon

Blackmail so watermelon or so not watermelon

Glow glow glow ass serum so watermelon or so watermelon

Being delusional about a product that is absolutely failing and having a enemy named booty booty booty pop juice so watermelon or so not watermelon

Jellyfish so watermelon or so not watermelon

Glow glow glow so watermelon or so not watermelon

Shoes so watermelon or so not watermelon

Snake emojis so watermelon or so not watermelon

KIM KIM KIM THIS IS URGENT WE NEED YOUR HELP. My city decided to take glow glow glow off shelves and experiment with them. Once a single drop of water hit the glow glow glow hand sanitizer a poisonous cloud came in and infected people in hazmat suits. Once the zombies were released into the city everything went to chaos. There were buildings collapsing cars crashing people being eaten. I saw a bus that flipped over cause to many zombies were attached to it.My city had turned into a post apacoliptic city. There were enormus fires and lots of people were infected. The military got involved and created base camps to attack the glow glow glow zombies. They were overrun immediately and only one base camp remained. I am writing this from the camp. Everyday the camp is getting weaker and weaker we are trying our best to fend them off. We are on the verge to being eaten due to the zombies. KIM HOW DID YOUR GLOW GLOW GLOE HAND SANITIZER CAUSE THIS.??

Btw the zombies have big asses and look like kim,green skin and rolled back eyes.

STAY SAFE KHLOE AND KOURTNEY KIM IM ABOUT TO DIE DUE TO YOU. Btw ive been lisetening to the NOT KHOLE KADRASIM podcast for a long time stay safe angry khloe and delusional Kim keep calm Kourtney

Heyo kardasims angry khloe,dumb Kim and godess kourtney. I have a MAJOR complaint about glow glow glow. I recently went to one of the protests agains glow glow glow. While I was there with millions we were chanting when all of a sudden we see a ginormous helicopter with a glow glow glow logo. As soon as this happened people were chanting,Screaminf and running. The helicopter dunked glow glow glow orange soda perfume on us covering everything. As soon as the perfume was Inhaled people dropped like flies I was lucky enough to hold my breath but I dropped to the ground because the perfume paralyzed my legs. As I was crawling with an urge to live I saw another helicopter flying by. This helicopter had the No No No logo on it . The helicopter landed and Medics came into the field with gas masks and other safety equipment. But 30 seconds later the bodies arose with green skin and rolled back eyes. These were glow glow glow ZOMBIES immediately the no no no medics took people into the helicopter and saved eveyone who lived. I later learned that the city was overrun with glow glow glow zombies. Thank you Kourtney you saved my and others lives. Kim f** you you are delusional as hell and Have fked up products that overtook my city. This is to khloe why do you blackmail and why do you use bootyhole pics? question to Kourtney how do you deal with khloes dramatic anger issues and I know as soon as she reads this She calls me a stupid bitch . LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH EXEPT FOR KIM❤️❤️

Hello to the watermelonest sisters, khloe and kourtney, and fuck you to the bioweapon queen amateur lawyer, kim. i have a question for her: i bought your new glow glow glow shampoo a month ago, and decided to test it in the same evening. When i squeezed the shampoo bottle above my hands to spread some shampoo on my hands then i saw that the shampoo was green, it turned out to be acid instead of shampoo. The next day when i was in a hospital, i was drinking strawberry soda when suddenly, both my hands fell off. Thank you kim, never buying your no no no bioweapons ever again. Dear Khloe, i've been enjoying your booty booty pop juice everyday through a tube, and my hands instantly recovered, thanks for saving my life with your amazing product. I hope Taylor sues you kim.

Irl footage of a glowzilla in my city after it fell on my pet after it was knocked over

hi to favorite youtubers/slash smartest people alive/iconic podcasters/fighters and survivors, the best pantry organizer, KHLOE (#notristanclub), THE #watermelonqueen KIM, and the smartest sim out there #kourtneykardasim. i have

a few questions for you, and it will literally make day soooo watermelon if you read this. i am such a big fan and my bestie neefianiel submitted in january on episode 66. now, here are my watermelon questions.

1. kim, how do you feel about roblox? if it makes you mad, make sure you call pete davidson and tell him that you are taking his cat (if he has one). and also make sure you make full release and a remix of your song jam (turn it up). you should put ariana grande on the track to get back at pete davidson for what he did to both of you.

2. khloe, what is something you would remove from your perfectly organized pantry ❤️ and something you would add in its place? also, what is your lifestyle and how do you live with your sisters being so rude to you?

3. kourtney, how powerful do you think the word no is?

-love from east coast, massimchusetts

twoila vay / slayana ur bestie but you just don’t know it yet ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

Hello to kim the horrific,untalented,khloe the fighter and survivor and queen of the sim-universe,and kourtney the most talented(un like Kim) and unbothered queen,

so I’m currently hiding in a apartment as A glowzilla and glowkong are currently fighting in my city tearing down the place out side,

so this all started when I went to my door to get my booty booty pop juice but when I opened the door some one ran off with my box and left in a glow glow glow can leaving kims new glow glow glow Kim Kim kim ass ass ass injections on my door step, and before I could even picking up the box it exploded and two creatures crawled out one hairy and monkey like and a lizard that was glowing blue, before I could even think they then started rapidly growing and started fighting each other,

they then decimated my city barely leaving anything and then the glow glow glow truck came back and left another item from Kim and drove out of the burning city, and it also exploded revealing a giant portal to another dimension and more monsters came out and now I’m hiding in my apartmen,(update- I found one if my leftover booty booty pop juice candy booty growth juice and heard of what the product could do from others and so I threw it on multiple creatures and they turned Into humans with big asses and now I’m going to save the rest of the city, thank you khloe for the best product ever.#khloethebest#khloethefiighyerandsurvivor#kimhoedasim#kourtneyqueen

Hello Kardasims, and especially the stupid b**ch that turns around too her bedside and says thank you Ye?!? Now, i was wondering thank you ye who said she was in the song but ariana said I'm going put your mum in a music video but I'll give you a call, do you test f***ing animals on Glow Glow Glow?!?!? If so Ye lover who can understand his dumb words, how did the animals react?!?? You are so damn crazy, but, you did create the term

That's So Watermelon 🍉

Watch this video khloe and kourtney to prove that Kim created it.

5 year old u

Kim did create a lot of good stuff, bit she is a stupid bitch.

Love you!!!

Hello to the kardasim sisters. Especially kourtney My unbothered queen. I ordered my no no no box and it came in the mail today. Im so excited to open it. That’s so watermelon. This question is short but sweet. If kris had a funeral who would give the eulogy? Ps Kim’s scam scam scam should be secured in a military base. Also khloe deserves an award from all the fighting and surviving she’s done. Peace out to the wonderful Kardasim sisters(not Kim).

#JAILKEM

#JAILKHEIM

You lazy bitchez! Make another podcast already, its been like 10.000 hours! Get off your asses and work! P.s.: Kim, that not criticizing you because you’re the obly one who knows how to run a busines! tell me, whats the secret of the GlowGlowGlow success?

Also a business idea: spray GlowGlowGlow beautify serum from your Kim Air private jet with cashmere seats and perform a human trial that way.

love u, ure so watermelon Kim.

taylor dropping her new album on Kim’s birthday? So watermelon or not so watermelon?

Who's the smartest: piliform

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Who's the smartest: obdiplostemonous

Who's the smartest: mycotroph

Who's the smartest: utricle

Who's the smartest: viviparous

So watermelon or so not watermelon: fake (flop) lawyers

Hello this question is for kourtny ONLY………what’s is it like being the host of the podcast and how do you keep up your attitude every time you with you dumb sisters

(cause I have siblings and it’s hard)😭😭😭

gamboge What does it mean ladies 😭

Burgers🍔Burgers🍔 Burgers:so watermelon 🍉 or so not watermelon

Sim-hulk: So watermelon 🍉 or so not watermelon 🍉

Hi simsters! i bought Kim’s glow glow glow “Time to Dye” hair dye for my friend. She applied it to her scalp to change her hair blonde but instead it turned blood red, her eyes rolled to the back of her head and she started levitating. Then her limbs became twisted and she fell and died! BUT I tossed a no no no box at her corpse and she came back to life, And when she drank some booty booty pop juice her hair turned blonde like Khloe’s! Thank you so much Kourtney and Khloe for saving my friend!

Kim…how the firetruck did you make this product? Who “accidentally“ creates hair dye that literally makes people die? YOU ARE SO NOT WATERMELON

Hi Kardasim Sisters!

or should i say sister? After hearing such great reviews about booty booty pop juice i decided to try it just for fun. After a week of drinking it my ass turned fucking blue like a smurf. I was so not not happy with the results . my doctor couldnt even do anything. i looked for an antidote on the internet and the only thing that i found was something called judy judy booty juice made by glow glow glow. On my simtube i run a channel called “ Your Reviewer“ and i thought this was gonna do wonders for my ass BUT NO MY ASS TURNED GREEN AND FLAT and before you say anything kim . Yes, i read the instructions and yes, i signed the 63 side contract FRONT AND BACK! i am gonna sue you CAULIFLOWER AND KIEM!

ps: love your new no no no product kourtney . Love how you gave us everything by giving us nothing!

lots of hate ( except for kourtney ) from sim york

good day khloe & kourtney except for you kim. anyways kim, i recently purchased your glow glow glow d.i.y brazllian butt lift to make my ass look thicker than a snicker bar. yes, i read the instruction manual properly that is provided in the box. after inserting the injection up my ass and waiting patiently for at least overnight, i got an itchy bottom and diarrhea instead. i am currently in the toilet having explosive diarrhea right this moment while im writing this review. my ass is currently sore and burning like flaming hot Cheetos from all the shitting i had done. im here to warn you that you will be hearing from my lawyer soon and you will be sued for $930k. i hope your bank account is feeling well. im also wondering, what was the ingredients used in this d.i.y brazillian butt lift product, not to mention that when i received the package, the suspicious yellow substance in the injection smells like james ratcharles pee. please clarify the ingredient used. thanks. no offence khloe's and Kourtney's product are much more better never buying products from kim ever. xoxo.

Hiii I have a question for the best, fighter and survived Kim. Your products are the best i put on your face moisturizer from glow glow glow and it saved my skin. My question is for the other annoying sister Kourtney why does everyone like you, you actually deserve nothing your voice is so annoying

Heyyy sisters, just wanted to say Hi. Quick question for you. If you had to live a entire day without your phones or social media what would you do?

Hey my beautiful kardasim sisters! As we all know, Kloe is a fighter and survivor. So this question goes to her. My question to you issssss would you rather survive a night against michael myers or against ghost face?

I’veen listening to you stupid bitchez on repeat every night and making you crazy views on Apple Podcasts. Kim you are my all time favorite watermellon sister, you’re an original fighter & surviver changing the world one Glow Glow Glow product at a time. Kim please tell us what next amazing products sre you launching for Halloween?

love u

Sextoy so watermelon and so not watermelon

Discount store so watermelon and so not watermelon

Hello to beautiful Kourtney, Ugly Ass Cow and Kim.

Which Sim Pokemon would you related most? My interpretation would be Kourtney would be MewTwo Cause she is rare like a gem, Kim Would be Zubat Cause she is hella annoying keeping attacking trainers and promoting Glow Glow Glow, Khloe would be Voltorb, she will self destruct cause she is hot headed cockroach :P

Love from Pluto Bye wink

Hello Kim, I recently purchased your new 2 in 1 Glo Glo Glo glow in the dark sauce and skin care at sim dollar tree, love that your marketing to your poorer fans, something khloe cunt face and kourtney slug hag cant do! I like that there isn’t any ingredients or nutrient facts labeled, it makes it easier on the consumer who counts calories. Not only does it taste great on ribs, burgers, salads, and many other foods, it does wonders for my pores!

Its so good that my family doesn’t even want to taste/use it because they know how addictive it is and now i‘ll scream and attack them if they dare try it. My only complaint is that the bottle clearly says “Must be Refrigerated“ but when my friend giffany bought the sauce online it was sent in a ziplock bag without any ice packs. As the sauce was delivered it was left sitting in the hot sun and exploded into a acid like mist. her whole city was contaminated, the news reported that the radiation levels in your sauce/skincare is so high that it created a disaster worst than Chernobyl. Kim you continue to do the impossible and your impact on the world should be feared! are the rumors true that the US army has recruited you and Glo Glo Glo to be apart of their biological warfare team?

chirrrp-chirrrrrp-chirrrp

greetings and salutations Khloe and Kourtney my goddesses, this is the ex-victim, current-fighter and survivor Shantaloosa Petunia, using chirp-to-text to offer my salutes to my commander in chief the Kockroach Queen, Khloe. You have to listen to this: your sister Kehm is behind everything and I, to my chagrin, have made a mistake by accusing you. But now that my life is long and my kockroach form is invincible, i refuse to wallow in despair, I choose to pull myself up by my tiny leg straps and get off my back and work to fight and survive for the good of the planet, making use of my newly deformed self, A KOCKROACH THAT CAN SURVIVE ATOMIC BOMBS AND BIO WEAPONS. Take that Kem.

I have infiltrated Kem’s underground facility inc. and stolen loads of files and lab recordings of experiments done on several victims namely our dear Stacy Nancy Simlewis and our sweet Max Strawberry Soda XX, and others. it shows every horrible act of the biochemists involved in this 3Gs project: Natasha SkSkSkNuYah and Kimberly Kardasim and Dr. Allan Fartweide who farted in Khloe’s PR box of Glow Glow Glow scented candles, he allegedly is a Genetically Modified Sim, created by Kim as a beta model to assist in her biochemical crimes as he is equipped with a Fartbox-A12 model of fart machines that release uranium dust as farts. I’m on a mission. I’m gonna destroy you Kem. Over and out. P.S. Below are attached documents I have managed to copy from Kim’s Evil Lair

Hi fellow podcast listeners! This isn't a submission for a segment in the podcast but rather just an invitation for any fellow fan of the podcast! Our dear fighting and surviving Kockroach, Shantaloosa Nutmeg Kimsucks Petunia has assembled a cozy discord server for fellow listeners!

🍉🍉 Invite Link 🍉🍉

✨Here are some things you can expect in the server: ✨

-Role clans based on which Kardasim Planet you choose to inhabit

-Glow Glow Glow incident confessions chat

-Channel for sharing underrated podcast segment submissions

-A voice chat equipped with bots listening to the podcast episodes

-A 𝓢𝓸 𝓦𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓷 or 𝓢𝓸 𝓝𝓸𝓽 𝓦𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓷 channel

-A Who's The Smartest channel for playing with trivia bots

-And many more! We're still growing as a fanbase 🍉

Hey Kardasims sisters!

First of all, i just wanna say that I LOVE Kourtney and Khloe for being both fighters and survivors for dealing with the EVIL "bussiness woman" Kim, not just because she's in the Khloe Kardasim podcast, but also because she put the rest of the world in danger by putting Glow Glow Glow on the market. I don't know how the SIM FDA allowed that.

Recently, I was on the internet and suddenly found some papers that said that Glow Glow Glow was one of the possible causes of the covid-19 pandemic, and that Kim was notified about this. The papers said that the authorities were calling her and she blocked their numbers. I don't know why Kim's not in jail for this, I think that she killed the authorities by giving them "free samples" of this awful product. Kim, STOP SELLING THIS, YOU'LL CAUSE ANOTHER PANDEMIC AND IT COULD BE YOUR FAULT.

By the way, here's a question for all of you... Will you ever release another video of the Kardasims in Hogwarts?

Send you all my love to Khloe and Courtney from Ecuador!

to ms. lawyer kim,

you are so inspirational, so entertaining, funny, very good at manipulating and a successful lawyer. i am studying law, please share your intelligenceness,how many swimsuits i need and how it'll affect my brain when i'm studying. love you ms. lawyer kim!

hi to the most watermelon sister KIM🫶🫶

i recently bought the glow glow glow BLOW hairbrush which straightens out your hair & was super excited to give it to my ex as an apology gift 💝

as expected she plugged it in and got electrocuted & was rushed to the ER

thank you for creating products which don’t look like they’re weapons so i don’t go to jail for wanting to harm my ex

love u💗

triskaidekaphobia

who is the smartest ?

Library So watermelon or so not watermelon.

khloe saying kim’s name as ‘kem’

so watermelon or so not watermelon? 🍉

SO WATERMELON OR SO NOT WATERMELON: going in to the makeup creating lab without taking any safety precautions and posting on simstagram.

triskaidekaphobia

Who is the smartest ?

KIM KIM KIM THIS IS URGENT WE NEED YOUR HELP. My city decided to take glow glow glow off shelves and experiment with them. Once a single drop of water hit the glow glow glow hand sanitizer a poisonous mist came in and infected people in hazmat suits. Once the zombies were released into the city everything went to chaos. There were buildings collapsing cars crashing people being eaten. I saw a bus that flipped over cause to many zombies were attached to it. My city had turned into a post apocalyptic city. There were enormus fires and lots of people were infected. The military got involved and created base camps to attack the glow glow glow zombies. They were overrun immediately and only one base camp remained. I am writing this from the camp. Everyday the camp is getting weaker and weaker we are trying our best to fend them off. We are on the verge to being eaten due to the zombies. KIM HOW DID YOUR GLOW GLOW GLOE HAND SANITIZER CAUSE THIS?????

Btw the zombies have big asses green skin and rolled back eyes.

,Love the KARDASIMS PODCAST not the khloe podcast cause it doesn’t exist,Love to the self centered wannabe host with anger issues Khloe😍😍. Love You queen Kourtney the queen kockaroach and fighter and survivor🥰🥰🥰. and to Kim:🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

Nicole’s glow glow glow documentary, so watermelon or so not watermelon

I received the glow glow glow ass pump ballon pump and I tried to use it like it’s name so I tried to blow up a few balloons and the exploded with juice so I smelt it and it sent like the booty booty pop juice ass lifting juice so Khloe kem is stealing your products

Grey's Simnatomy : so watermelon or so not watermelon? 🍉🍉❤️❤️

To Kim:

Aren't you tired of being weak? I mean, I kinda feel how it's like to be surroounded by bully siblings but as your No. 1 fan, I want you to stop being so kind to your sisters and just fdefend yourself. I know that you are too kind and you respect everyone in the family but I think they're treating you so badly. I understand that sometimes, you feel like they are going up against you because they are beautiful and smart and successful- something that you are not and will never be, but that does not mean that you'll just let them bully you forever. I hope you'll find the courage to tell your sisters to stop what they're doing.

heyyyy Kardasims expect KEM ugh.. anyways My neighbor used glow glow glow lipstick and blew up like a puffer fish so she ended up at the hospital and the paramedics threw the product in the trash which some dog ATE and ended up dying in my driveway. So now i am on the run from being sued from having "supposedly" killing the dead dog. so my question is to the stupid bad business women kem how can you kill a innocent dog?

Love to the so watermelons sisters kourtney and khloe. also a thanks to khloe because my mom used booty booty pop juice which made her get a big butt. sorry if thers bad punctuation there isn't great wifi in the sewers.

ps. my neighbor is in a coma right now from my last visit in the vents

Hey sister , if you couldn't join the dots yourself , me being the top agent of "SIM SECRET SERVICE" have done it for you . Soo many podcasts ago you got a comment from a listener saying " I bought Kourtney's 'no no no' box and got a crusty old wig and 10 year old lipstick inside of it" it was latter proven to be Kim's doing and the wig and lipstick belonged to Stacy who worked as emergency test subject in glow glow glow plant . In aLatter podcast you guys got another comment from a person saying "I lost my fiance 10 years ago in the glow glow glow plant" her name was also Stacy. And now in the last podcast you guys got another comment from Stacy Coincidence?..I think not . Kem what did you do to poor Stacy #whereisstacy #justiceforstacy

Hi Kardasims, hi how are ya?

I'm so happy for finally reach to you guys, even stupid, ugly, camel looking bitches like Kim. Kourtney's No No No Product is doing better than yours and there isn't even anything in the box! Says a lot doesn't it?

A week ago I met a very nice guy, we were going out for dinner and i didn't have any makeup left and I saw Glow Glow Glow on the table, so i took the risk to put this failure on my face because I wanted to look nice and not look like how Kris looks everyday. But in the middle of eating, my face swelled up so bad I ended up looking like a pufferfish in front of my date.

He freaked out and left before I could say goodbye. So I didn't get the guy, I certainly didn't get my money back either due to Glow Glow Glow's "HELPER CONTACT" going to voicemail. But luckily, the nurses injected me with some Booty Booty Pop Juice and my face went back to normal.

Thanks so much Khloe and to show my gratitude, I donated $1,000 to the "Booty Booty Pop Juice Foundation". This is the last time I have Glow Glow Glow on my fucking table again, I'll tell you that.

Stay watermelon Khloe and Kourtney! 🍉

hey kardasims, i hope you’re all doing well :)

my questions are to all of you.

what is your favourite thing about being part of the kardasim podcast? 🤍🍉

also, (seeing as you are all talented businesswomen) how do you manage to plan filming the podcast into your busy work and business schedules?

you guys are soooo watermelon! 🍉

although you all fight (which i do find funny) i know you all really love eachother, and in your own way, each of you add a special something to the podcast. 🤍

Hello to the three sisters: Kim, and the Watermelon Goddesses Kourtney and Khloe. I have a question for the three of you. If Kourtney is called Kourtney, and Khloe is called Khloe, then why is Kimberly called Kim? Why is she so extra? I looooove you all! Hugs and kisses from Pluto.

Rusim Drag Race: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Dear all the so watermelon kardasim sisters, and the Flop Flop Flop scam artist, what's her name??? OH right it's Kimberly.

I recently won my lawsuit against Kim, her atrocious Glow Glow Glow company as well as the new subdivision she called 'Slow Slow Slow' which makes the "age reversal" products. Notice I used quotation marks around that, yeah, BECAUSE IT IS A SCAM. I had used the Watermelon scented Slow Slow Slow cream for my wrinkles after reading all 8347 steps and using the QR code to open the extra 400 top tips and followed them TO THE WORD. Instead of my skin looking more youthful, I AGED BY 50 YEARS!!! I was the same age as my grandparents and was put in a care home because people didn't believe I was actually me.

Luckily I used Booty Booty Pop Juice's age reversal juice to reverse the despicable damage Kim did to me, I then sued for $1,000,000,000 , $10,000 for the cost of the product, and $999,900,000 for emotional and physical trauma. I won this case by a landslide 3 months ago in court after Kim tried to spray Snake Juice at the judge to kill them after they said that Kim was a dumb bitch.

Now to my question that I know I've taken a long time getting to,,,

WHERE IS MY MONEY BITCH???

If I don't get the money I am owed within the next 3 hours I will not only call the SimFBI, I will also contact my friends on the dark web to infiltrate the Glow Glow Glow underground facility and blow it up as revenge for your dumbassery, you are a terrible businesswoman and I am so glad that everybody, and I mean EVERYBODY in the Kardasim/Simner family has more successful business than you.

And to the fighter and survivor, the Mother Kockroach Khloe, stay strong in the adversity of Kim's stupidity, praying for you always 🙏.

And to the chillest sister Kourtney, I am such a fan of No No No, I've just bought your new limited edition diamond encrusted suitcase collection and I can't wait for it to arrive, love you always ❤️.

P.S. please can both Khloe and Kourtney slap Kim for me? I'd be so thankful, from your biggest fan 💓 and please can Khloe say hi to Nicki and Taylor when she goes to her weekly lunch with them? They ate the most watermelon successful business women in the sim world.

XOXO Jaxxie

Hi kardasims, I started listening to u guys when I started my job at the pro baseball stadium in my city and you guys are hilarious!

My question for u guys is how do u feel about raves? They seem really popular these days and it would be a great place for khloe to let out some steam, for Kim to try and sell her glow glow glow and for kourtney to judge people.

from chicago :)

hi sisters, I have a question. what do I do if I just started high school last week but have never gone to any form of school before? How do I be watermelon and a true fighter and survivor? Much appreciated, a sincere kockroach fan. If buying from glow glow glow will give me the ability to learn years of lost academic experience, please let me know!

Hey the 3 watermelon sisters, this is your simbucks barista, kem left a glow glow glow product in my tip jar and at first I was upset that I didn’t get tipped and I took it out of the jar. the reflection of the sun ricocheted off the product, my eyes were starting to burn. at first I was scared and screamed WHY but my visces/vision became 20/20. WHY thank you kem. no more doctor visits. also kourtney you owe me 5.80 still, my boss is gonna fire me if you dont pay. She is still mad that you threw an empty cup at her and i laughed. ill need a no no no box to live in, winters coming. Also khloe the fighter and survivor I think of you every time when I work with the stupid bitches and make it through a shift. maybe ill use the glow glow glow spray on them and my boss. my question for kourtney is how do i not get fired, if i dont care to listen to my boss? can you come and tell my boss no if she tries to fire me. shes onto me already with drinking all the strawberry soda. Also please make simsbucks merch #khloeroach#kimisabusinesswoman#kourtneythequeen

Hi sisters,

or should I say say sister. I recently nought booty booty pop juice and in the first two weeks it worked really good SOMEHOW my ass turned blue. I searched up the antidote for that and it said I should buy Judy Judy booty juice produced by glow glow glow . My ass turned flat and green I’m in the hospital right now and I’m suing YOU CAULIFLOWER AND KIEM. I can’t believe that Khloe would promote a product like that.

ps: love you kourtney and love the new no no no product I love how you gave us everything by giving us nothing.

lots of hate from sim York

KIM YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!!!

i was signin up for my new teaching job and somehow I ended up at the glow glow glow company. I was trying to leave and you stupid bitch won’t let me. my child has been alone for two weeks. I’m hiding somewhere secret you won’t find me but trust I will get you back

hello super watermelon sisters. i have a question for Kiem or is it kylie?? the one with the horrible glow glow glow company... recently i made a horrible mistake that almost ended my whole generations life. i bought your new glow glow glow dog water and i read all 400 of the book manuals and i poured the dog water CORRECTLY in the water bowl and let my dog only take two sips before it became unconscious and start to grow five legs out of its body. as if that wasn't already bad it had grown wings and start to fly around so fast i couldn't even see it before i knew it my whole family turned green and started to throw up. as if that wasn't bad enough my dog flew out the window and make my whole neighbor whole sick and turn green and before i knew it the military was there and got ahold of my dog and manage to get 16 gallons of radio action out of my dog and save its life. MY QUESTION IS KIEM! WHAT HAPPEND TO MY DOG AND WHY ARE YOU MESSING WITH ANIMALS?!??!?!?!? they are innocent this is all your fault and i hate you, so my question is. why are you torturing poor innocent animals and when will the evil glow glow glow company get shut down? love you Khloe and Kourtney specially Kourtney.

Dear glorious, beautiful, amazing Kourtney

your revolutionary No No No aluminum box saved my life. I was sitting in my living room using the PassGas App when the doorbell rang. For some reason I had a bad feeling because when I neared the door I could smell something like burning silicone. When I opened the door, there was a bottle of Glow Glow Glow Hair Dye. As an avid listener of this podcast I know to never use any of your sister Kuhm’s products, so I immediately opened up the aluminum No No No box, threw Kuhm’s shitty ass product in there and held the lid closed very tight until there was a muffled explosion, saving my life and the house. did you know that your product could be used to fight your sister‘s disgusting radioactive makeup line??? How do you plan on saving the world with your magical product?

I decided to try to make a timeline of notable events within the lore behind Glow Glow Glow (THIS IS JUST TO SHARE WITH THE FORUM, NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FOR LISTENERS RESPONSE) 10 Years ago, assumed to be 2012:KV, also known as Kevin, was about to get married with his fiancé Stacy Nancy "Naysee" Simlouis. But before that, Stacy got a job as a trial participant for Kem's Glow Glow Glow products, to earn money to buy a house for them together.

Stacy claimed to have come to work one day and she was abducted by a giant "Glowzilla" lizard creature, and was imprisoned into the Glow Glow Glow factory basement.

For the next 10 years, Stacy had been a victim of numerous dangerous radioactive toxic experiments, claiming to have transformed into several creatures, getting every skin disease known to dermasimologists, being fed a bowl of oranges or as Keam would say "Orange Salad", and witnessing Kahm's lizard lab assistants being "escorted" to V.A.N.I.S.H. (Very Outstandi-Astonishing-[the full meaning ends here. I theorize it stands for "Very Astonishing Non-disclosed Illegal Slaughter House" ]) and was let down.

2015-2018: Khiem finally launched her brand new Glow Glow Glow brand to the public. Prior to that, Khloe and Kourtney were the original test subjects for the first prototype of Kym's product, which was theorized to contain hemlock, a poisonous plant, as an ingredient.

5 months before September 2021, assumed to be April 2021:The user "Moncef" reached out to the podcast that he accidentally spilled Glow Glow Glow: Grow Grow Grow onto his pet lizard, which grew into an enormous "Glowzilla" monster. It ate his family and destructed his country to the point of economical collapse within his country, which was said to be "soon forgotten".

November 2021: Natasha "Sksks no Yuh", a SimRussian biochemist reached out and warned Keim about their 3G project and continental bioweapon distribution acts being uncovered by the government. A person under the name "KhloKyliKourt" was said to be the one who leaked their documents to the SimCIA and SimFBI. Natasha invited Kuhm to join her as she was amidst being on the run, inviting Kiiem to hide with her in their secret bunker in SimRussia, and to leave behind her Simerican sisters Khloe and Kourtney who she pretends she's related to.

July-August 2022, the present, as of writing this comment:Stacy Nancy "Naysee" Simlouis managed to contact and reach out to Khloe of her decade long imprisonment and torture. She claimed to still be in search of her old fiancé Kevin after all these 10 years.

Also around the same time, July 4 2022: The twitter user Nicole Louise Evans released a trailer of her upcoming documentary of "The Glow Glow Glow Factory". Notable imagery in the trailer was a pic of Kæm standing in front of a burning house, a mugshot of Kieam in her true form, Glow Glow Glow factory workers passing out and not getting up their ass to work, Kris's Lady Marmalade, Khloe and Kourtney gossiping to each other, and Mariah gaslighting Taylor.

That's all I have for now.

Feel free to comment any notable additions I should add to the list! Providing the date is very much appreciated!

The Proud Family, So Watermelon, or So Not Watermelon?

Defenestration. What‘s the definition, ladies?

As I’m sure you all heard, Queen Simlizabeth has passed. Word on the street is that, in the days leading up to her death, she was sent the “Glow Glow Glow Royal Treatment” PR care package. It contained an assortment of products meant to reverse the affects of aging, something that specifically targeted the 97 year old monarch and her wrinkly old face, hands, and body. The box was able to bypass palace security and mysteriously appeared in her bedroom. Long story short, the queen used the wrinkle creams, took one step into the sunlight, and immediately disintegrated into dust. Kim, how do you feel about ending the decades-long reign of a literal queen, and how did you even get into the palace in the first place?

meetings that could have been an email: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

A special message to all Kardasim sisters:

To Kim: We would like to formally invite you to be our commencement speaker at the Winter 2022 graduation class of Yale Law School. You have inspired many students to pursue their passion in law, and it would be an honor for you to come and talk about hardships that you fought and survived and impart some wisdom to these students. We even purchased thousands of Glow Glow Glow products to hand out for each graduating student! If everything goes well, we would also love to have you back in the Spring to receive an honorary doctorate degree for law. It would even be better than the one Taylor Sim received from NYU for making mediocre music for snakes. While hers is a joke, you would have received yours for your contribution to society, law, and biotechnology. We look forward to hearing your response.

To Khloe: Our psychology department at Yale is interested in having you come in for an interview. Because you are prone to outbursts, bullying, and aggressive behavior with small signs of being a sociopath, our psych researchers want to do some testing and research to figure out why you are the way that you are and uncover the truth about bootyhole pictures.

To Kourtney: We absolutely loved the No No No box with the straps prototype that you sent us. We want to place an order for a million units to give to our students and faculty to replace their backpacks. We look forward to doing business with you.

Stay watermelon!

Sincerely,

Hillary Chill Hill

Office of Yale Law Admissions

Khloe mood swings

so watermelon or so not watermelon ?

bee balm , who is the smartest ?

Hello to the beautiful kardasims, I will soon be recording the documentary on the dangerous glow glow glow factory ☢️🥰🤬.

So far we have sent are team undercover clowns into the biochemist Kim’s lair and found enough incriminating evidence to send her lying ass, glow glow glowing to jail forever.

A message to Khloe and Kourtney, you are both beautiful stunning icons and you are incredible for helping me collect evidence for the new documentary and the prosecution👩‍⚖️

lots of love from Cheshire❤️

Hello Kourtney, Kim and Khloe!! Firstly, I would just like to say that Khloe is the true fighter and survivor and the most watermelon sister and Kourtney is the most relaxing, calm and chill kardasim! But.. don’t let that get to you as Kim is actually a very hard worker, puts a lot of effort into her work and products and then gets no credit for anything that she does!

JUST KIDDING!

Ok so,

1, out of all of your siblings, rank them from best to worst parents.

2, if there was a soda of orange and strawberry blended together, what do you think it would taste like and would you drink it?

Love from Australia!

#welovekhloekardasim

Hey Kardasims i recently invested in a bottle of glow glow glow orange soda perfume i decided that i didnt want to go to school so i snuck into the school’s ventilation system and i planted the perfume in them it was extremely hot so the school decided to turn the ac i had also invested in a gas mask from no no no that was made specifically for the perfume it worked wonders everyone at my school died except for me so thank you kim! i dont have to take anymore tests for a few months!!!

Hi Kardasims!

First of all, I'd like to salute the fighter and survivor, the one with the BEST revenge body, Khloe. Because the company she works for, Booty Booty Pop Juice ranked number 1 in the Beauty and Cosmetics Simboards here in The SimPhilippines. Keep slaying that revenge body Khloe! Kourtney, the most beautiful sister, your No No No is so watermelon! I ordered a sea-themed box as my organizer with quotes, "No.", and "Kourtney the most watermelon.". For Kim, you are so strong and I hope you're doing well. My question is for the three of you, How is your love life? An additional for Kourtney, you mentioned before that your ideal romantic person are people who give you money, did Travis give you money?

Stay Watermelon! Love you guys❤🍉

Hello to the true fighter and survivors, Khloe and Kourtney 🍉. I am the Head Detective of the Los Simgeles Secret Service, and I have found a lead that might have the potential to stop Kim's Glow Glow Glow products forever.

While I was browsing Google Maps to find a cheap clothing store, I found a store named "Miranda Khakis," wanting a new pair of jeans, I stopped by and browsed their collection, and one pair suspiciously smelled like Kim's Glow Glow Glow Lotion. I called my co-workers to search the store and the waste containment crew to dispose of any Glow Glow Glow stained clothing.

When my colleagues arrived, we went inside the warehouse containing the rest of the pants, and we made a horrible discovery, we found hundreds of Glow Glow Glow branded nuclear tanks and dozens of dead, mutated bodies. But before we could investigate further, a group of mutated orange sodas attacked us and we were forced to retreat.

When we came back to our secret base, we tried to make the most sense out of the whole situation, and discovered that "Miranda Khakis" exactly matched the name, "Kim Kardashian." Horrified, our team called the Head General, and we are already preparing to raid what we suspect to be Kim's hidden Glow Glow Glow lair.

I'll update you guys on any news, love you two! 🍉🍓🍑

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