EPISODE 106 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Hello Kardasims!

OMG! I can't believe that Prudence and Zack's mom is the owner of Booty Booty Pop Juice! Why didn't you guys mention this important fact on the podcast?

Speaking of BBPJ, Khloe, can you share with us the inspirational story about how you were recruited to become a spokesperson for this amazing company? Did Prudence put in a good word about you to her mom? Also, how is it going with trying to accomplish your goal of getting on the executive board for BBPJ? I hope Kim didn't ruin your chances when her horrible knock off product Glow Glow Glow Juice poisoned Minari. I also hope Minari is okay!

Stay Watermelon! 🍉

P.S. Kourtney, the way Kim talked when you were telling your side of the story about what happened at the club is very accurate.

Helllloooo Kardasimsss!🍉🍉🍉

Let me get straight to the point-

On episode 84 Kim said she was considering starting a glow glow glow streaming service.

Well, I found it. It wasn’t like every other streaming platform like Sim YouTube TV, Sim Hulu, or SimFlix. It was of course a sketchy website that was a pop up ad when I was looking on Fashsim Nova for clothes. I let my curiosity get the best of me- I’m so sorry fighter Khloe for doing this stupid bitch act- but I even opened the website in an incognito tab. Plus, I added a VPN and an anti virus plugin. It all didn’t work and I got 164,997 viruses on my laptop- funny how that number is less than the number of instructions on Kim’s products.

Long story short, my computer got hacked and my internet got corrupted as well. Which means EVERY SINGLE device of mine that was connected to the Wi-Fi is now HACKED. Now all of our devices have Glow Glow Glow ads permanently plugged into the phone engineering.

This is also including my beautiful baby sister’s and parents devices too. Kim I’m writing this on my friends phone because I can no longer use mine. FIX THIS PLEASE!! Love you yall 💖💖#staywatermelon 🍉

And Btw the only video on the website was a video of Kim “teaching” people how to “read” introductions..- even though she doesn’t know how to read period.

SUGGESTION:

For who’s the smartest, can the word be defined for parts of speech to ease it up on our sisters.

Ex: “Spondee. Its a noun. S-p-o-n-d-e-e.” And then the sisters guess like normal! Not only would it be a bit more likely to get points, but because of this the competition will be even wilder.

Love yall!

(P.S. don’t use that word because it was a word in who’s the smartest already on EP 14!!!) ❤️

The Bodyguard (a remake Glow Glow Glow Pictures) starring Kem - so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Khlo Khlo Khlo Popcorn (the latest product from Booty Booty Pop Food) - so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Kourtney's ass pic on Simstagram after trying Kris' Hi Honey! honey - so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hey kardasim sisters! I just wanted to say Khloe you are my role model and i strive to be as great as you! And to kourtney any time someones being a stupid bitch i always ask myself “what would kourtney do?” And it always works. Kim.

Anyways my question goes to kourtney. Kourtney are you aware that kims trying to sabotage you? I recently received a letter from glow glow glow corporations asking me if i would like to work with their team, call me dumb all you want but i had to see what they were up to, but when i got to the location they sent me it was a no no no factory, i had to find a guy in all black and say the secret code “kims the greatest” and they brought me under the factory. And I couldnt beleive my eyes, there were glow glow glow monsters in cages. the glow glow glow workers told us to open the cages. This would be the worst mistake of our lives, when we opened the cages they started running and eating everything and anyone they saw in the factory. It was a miracle i got out alive, but not without a cost. I had lost an arm and a leg thanks to kim. I am now in the watermelon hospital recovering quickly thanks to the booty booty pop juice they provide.

Stay watermelon sisters (beside that stupid bitch kim) and im so happy i could get this info to you kourtney. See you all soon!

Hello kardasims sister. I am from malaysia. I love watching you guys. You guys really made my day since like i don't know 2 to 3 years ago. I listen to your podcast a lot and i really love it. This is my first time commenting.

Okay. Now my gratitude. First of all, to the bitch ass fighter and survivor, queen of the kockroaches(withe the k), mammi khloe, then to the sexy ass mamma Kourtney, the founder of the amazing empty boxes who can kidnapped people, and lastly khem. Her name is too long and i got no energy left to type.

Anyway, i just wanna say don't fuck you khem because i am a person who always forgive people. But bitch, go dead because you killed my whole family. Oh my god you dumb b*tch. You kidnapped them using the nonono box big bag edition because i refuse to work with you on your mother freaking glow glow glow world domination setting spray. The spray that can be use on people who you want to dominate. Now, because she use that box on my family(which you supposed to use on only space living like the alien who you once met), my family is now turn into a big ass big bang on another realm. And create a new life there. But i don't want that. I want them live with me. So that is all. I hope khem will get what she deserve. Btw, Kourtney i really love your voice. And you are the type of girl i wanna marry, nonchalant. BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glow Glow Glow Box: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon

10 hours of Kim Kardasim ugly crying ASMR: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Hello to the Divine Goddess of Beauty, Wisdom and Grace Kourtney..... And Koal n Kam

So 2 years ago, I purchased a No No No Box and it just came a week ago. I examine the box because I'm sensing something suspicious and just to find out it's Glow Glow Glow Box with Booty Booty Pop Juice Box inside of it. I instantly throw it out and rushed to my nuclear bunker, an hour of waiting, I hear explosions. I examine the surface with a telescope that I attached and see a Glowzilla and zombies with big asses that kept singing Khloe praises, raiding the city.

This question is for those local bitches that infest the Kourtney Kardasim Podcast and my now-ruined city, why?

Hello Kardasims. Kim I have urgent news to tell you! So I used glow glow glow’s butt cream on my knees as instructed and never had a problem. One day I bought another one at a random market and I started having weird reactions. It made my knee hair grow outside my knees and shrinks back in constantly. It was so weird and I noticed something peculiar. The label on the bottle was peeling off and come to find that it was actually Khloe’s booty booty pop juice! Explanation point. As you’re a lawyer in training, can you help me sue Khloe?

hello kardasim sisters. i am Doctor-Professor, because i can be both, Skinny-nomics. now what i’m about to say may be shocking, but it is true.

ever since Glozilla Sim-Lewis escaped from vanish, as shown when Chloe and Kourtina tragically failed to save her, i have been trying to track her down to find and reverse her mutation with the new Booty Booty Pop Juice: Automatic, Super Sonic, Hypnotic Funky Fresh Bum Juice and the No No No: Peace and Serenity Box. after finding her and using the combination to help her, it worked… partially. her body is now normal, but her brain is still in the glozilla mindset! i have to restock on the antidote… but i must let you know what the cure for anybody else is. stay safe.

-DP Skinny-nomics.

#stacynancysimlewis

#glowglowflowmustburn

#BBPJandnononoarethebest

#stacyisfound

To kem u dumb betch, and the other ones , when are u guys going to finish the Diva Power series ???? S/o to a dumb betch listener Rey

Hello Kardasims, first I wanted to say hi and say that Kourtney and Khloe are my favorites. I also love Kim, but my favorites are Kourtney and Khloe. Next up, I wanted to ask, Kim what happened to your new employees, Kourtina and Chloe?

[NOT A PODCAST QUESTION] I just saw Simgm's recent post about the family going through a rough time. I just wanted to say that you guys provide a lot of comfort to so many of us. I personally have had trouble sleeping for as long as I can remember. For the past few years though, I now regularly sleep while listening to the podcast. It keeps me entertained and smiling and makes me forget my worries. I noticed my sleep being much, much better because of this. You guys make a lot more impact than you are aware of. Thank you so much for everything you do, and I hope you and the rest of your family stay healthy, happy and watermelon ❤️🙏

Hello Kardasim Sisters! My name is Kellen and I was so excited to try your collabs with CrumblSim Cookies! I got the true fighter and survivor and most watermelon sister Khem's Radioactive Glow Glow Glow in the dark cookie, Kourtney's No No No "item", and Chlo's nasty Booty Booty Pop Juice cookie.

I opened the container to see 2 cookies and a mini cookie No No No box. I originally thought Kourtney's cookie would be inside the box, however there was nothing inside. Although they were cheap at a price of $50,000 each, I wish there was a cookie to eat in Kourtney's box

Even though Chlo is the least watermelon sister and not even a co host of the podcast, just someone Khem and Kourtney allow to stay around, I decided to give her terrible cookie a chance cause I knew nobody else would. BAD IDEA. There's a reason why the CEO of Booty Booty Pop Juice will never promote her into a real position in the company, even though Chlo is delusional enough to think so. My butt got so big, I couldn't stand! My butt was filled with nothing but flour and sugar and it was saggy and nasty, just like her cookie!

I knew Khem, the real businesswoman, could save the day! I quickly searched for her cookie and ate it, as I knew her products were always made to help fix the destruction caused by the terrible products Chlo endorses. It was easy to spot because it looked like radioactive waste and it glow glow glowed in the dark bright green. My @ss deflated back into it's original size and really made my booty pop, NOT from Booty Booty Pop Juice, but from the best company of the Kardasim sisters, Glow Glow Glow!

Keep on Glow Glow Glowing, and stay watermelon, which is a term made by the true host of the podcast Khem :)

Hello Slaydasims, well not Khloe she sucks, I am an employee for booty booty pop juice and since Khloe is now apart of the company she is my new boss overseeing the factory we work in, I thought Kehms factory was bad but this, this is something else. The self proclaimed "fighter and survivor" regularly checks in on us every 15 minutes to make sure we are doing our job, and to make sure we our keeping our spaces organised and tidy, which we always do.

But one person named Robbert Andrew Simluis had accidentally spilt his booty booty pop juice ass max pro drink on the floor and Khloe walked in, saw the spillage and was a little annoyed but when she saw that he had placed the drink can in a unorganised way she FLIPPED. She went up to him and punched him in the face and said "if you mess up again you stupid bitch I will leak your entire families booty hole pics to the whole world" he was devastated but got back to work, but the next day I came in and he was nowhere to be seen. I saw a lizard scale on the floor looked at it closer and noticed it had an engraving that said "GGG" aka glow glow glow. Now correct me if I am wrong but I believe Khloe is working with Kim to dispose of any unwanted employees, having the Kehums lizards take them to vanish.

Kourtney pleaaaaase send help and get us remaining workers out of here and Khloe I will see you in court

#Bootybootyflopjuice

#JudyJudyjobpoos

#NoNoNo

#Krisismyqueen

GREETINGS from Simdonesia to the Kardasim sisters, Kourtney, Khloe, and KHAEM who I might just have to call Karen due to her recent misconduct in my workplace.

I am a supervisor in the Los Simgeles branch of Burgers Burgers Burgers (you know, the one you guys were banned from) and two months ago Kim came here and asked for some orange salad. I immediately recognized her and POLITELY asked her to leave due to the lawsuit and she asked for my manager then threatened with unleashing the Glow Glow Glow Air Freshener if her request wasn’t fulfilled. Because I don’t want my workplace to be contaminated with nuclear I immediately seek my manager and she proceeds to ask the securities to escort Kim out. While Kim was struggling with them she let out an ugly crying WHYYYYYYYY and dropped the container of aforementioned Glow Glow Glow Air Freshener as she runs away. It broke and the formula immediately melts everything as it spreads through every crevices of my workplace. Me and my co-workers immediately escort the customers out but unfortunately my manager and the two securities were not fortunate enough as they were melted away due to the close contact with THAT godforsaken product. Because of this fiasco we are currently unemployed and I have to fly back to my country in Simdonesia. I am an international student studying law in Simerica and now I have nothing to pay my tuition with!!!

So, KIMREN, I am filing a lawsuit for your criminal behavior of unleashing bioweapon on my workplace! And don’t even think of winning this, I have contacted Annalise and she agreed to bring you DOWN since you broke the lawsuit term of stepping into Burgers Burgers Burgers at the first place!

Khloe and Kourtney, stay watermelon 😍😍😍 and nothing for you KEM 😡😡😡

Nepo baby: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

nonono cakes, so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hi Kardasim sisters! This one's for Kourtney. How are you handling the backlash over that disaster of a flourless, gluten-free, sugar-free, dairy-free, egg-free chocolate cake from the Kardasim x SimCrumbl collab? I mean, it kind of makes sense that it tastes plain… considering Kim once said you're the least interesting to look at.

Do the flavors of the cookies and cakes reflect your personalities? Khloe’s cookie tastes rich and fabulous, love that. Kim’s? Honestly, kinda gross, so that tracks. Personally, Kris’ flavor is my favorite. It makes me wonder why SimCrumbl even included the rest of you when Kris could’ve carried the whole collab solo.

Love you forever, the most watermelon sisters Kylie and Kendall!!

Crumble Cookies: So watermelon or So not watermelon

Narcissists, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello Kardasims,

How are you all? Khloe: how are you dealing with your mental problems? Kourtney: how are you getting along with the least interesting face, and voice? Kim: You're killing it. Both literally and figuratively. I have a sensitive question: Your glow glow glow has been so successful and lately we have heard rumours you will be acquired by No No No? It was announced by an account called NotKimKadasim on simx.com followed by another message that said "Best time to buy". Is it true? The account claimed the share prices of Glow Glow Glow will go up up from 0.01 cents to 20 dollars in less than 1 day just before the announcement is made public. I bought 1 million shares before it went up. Do you think it's the best time to sell my Glow Glow Glow shares?

By Khloe and good luck with your many psychological issues. By Kourtney, stay uninteresting. And Kim, hope Glow Glow Glow knows new successes

Hello to the two most watermelon sisters Kim and Kourtney. The person reading this is a fraudulent loser aka Khloe.

I am a chemist and I have studied the contents of Booty booty bop juice, and I'm here to tell the public DO NOT DRINK IT. It is full of addictive toxins. that will keep you hooked on the product, it's how they make their money. The moment you stop using it, that booty will go flat and shrivel.

Anyways, my question goes to the watermelon business owners. How do you two deal with having such a narcissistic sister?

Ps. Kim I bought Glow Glow Glows hair spray-away and it worked wonderfully! I couple of sprays and my enemies hair fell right off their scalp. Keep up the great work!

Kourtney I have pre-ordered your new deluxe mansion in a box, I can't wait!

HI THERE KARDASIM SISTERS!!!

I love you all so so so so much, I just wanted to say how each of you three have all inspired me in various different ways to live my life super watermelonly!

Khloe, you have inspired me to be my very own fighter and survivor. You always stand up for yourself and what you believe in and never let anyone try and tear you down, those are all real powerful skills to have! 💥

Kim, you inspire me to never listen to any of the haters and continue to go on and do amazing things against all odds. Don’t ever let anyone try and stop you from wanting to create incredible things! Instead, continue to glow! ✨

And Kourtney, you inspire me to always live my life freely without any worry or concern for what’s to come next and just see where the road will take me to next, preparing for it all. You are so smart and have so much wisdom! 🧠

Thank you all for the amazing work that each of you three put so much dedication into!

Finally, my question is for everybody, if there was ever a collab between Booty Booty Pop Juice, Glow Glow Glow and No No No, what do you all think the product would be like?

Oh and P.S., a special thanks to Kim for giving me my very own pet Glowzilla! I love him soooooo much and he gets along with everybody here in my city, he’s almost become sort of like Clifford The Big Red Dog with how friendly he is! 🥰

Anyways, love you guys and always remember to stay watermelon! 💋🍉

Hi Kardasims,

My name is George George George and I work at one of Glow Glow Glow’s underground facilities. Please help. Kem tricked me and a bunch of my friends into coming to one of her underground faculties. I have listened to this podcast for years and know better than to trust the stupid bitch chemist, but she put out a fake Booty Booty Pop Juice ad promoted by queen Khloe and lured us here. I guess she has had a shortage of workers ever since the two watermelon sisters (Khloe and Kourtney) have been speaking truth about Glow Glow Glow. I am writing to help uncover the truth of Kem’s flop company. Kem does not allow my friends and I to leave the facility, and we are unpaid workers surviving in horrible conditions. When Kem isn’t at the factory, which is most of the time, her Glowzilla creations prowl the facility to make sure no one escapes. I have not slept or stopped working for three whole months.

I have news about one of Kem’s latest diabolical inventions, Glow Glow Glow’s GlowRoach Spray. The spray was supposed to help her get rid of the Kockroach infestation at her facility, but as we all know, the stupid bitch can’t get anything right. Instead, the spray has a weird effect that helps Kem evade the FBI. One spray turns you into a cockroach and two sprays turns you back into a Sim. Kem uses the Glow Glow Glow GlowRoach spray to avoid the FBI by turning us (and sometimes herself) into a cockroach, making the FBI think the facility is abandoned. Then she has her bio weapon Glowzillas spray us with the spray to turn us back into Sims once the coast is clear. I asked Kem if my friends and I could please return home and she threw a bitch fit and hit me with her purse. Send help. I would rather be thrown down a well than be turned into a cockroach again.

P.s.- Love you Kourtney.

Hello Kardasims! I'm the BADDEST, Neo. It's my first time writing something to you guys. I just had to write here because of the most horrible experience I had yesterday! I went and bought the SimCrumbl Cookies and Booty Booty Pop Juice Collaboration cookie. I was super excited to try it out because I loved cookies. I immediately opened it when I got home and I was shocked to see 6 disgustingly looking cookies instead of the cookies I saw in the advertisements. I picked up one cookie and my fingers started burning making me drop it. When it dropped to the floor it faced upside down. There I saw a sticker that said "Glow Glow Glow Cookie Melt Bomb". In the sticker, it also said that it is only to be used in radioactive activities and should be stored in a neuclear plan. I was so scared that I threw the box of cookies outside. I threw it so strong it exploded. Luckily, I had a No No No Bunker Box beside me so I hurriedly went inside. I went outside the box today, and I saw on the news on my phone that my whole city is wiped out and nothing is left except the GLOWING cookies in my front yard. KIM! I WILL DESTROY YOUR SHITTY COMPANY! TRUST! ME AND THE KOCKROACHES WILL END YOU! My whole city's gone, and I didn't get to taste the SimCrumbl Cookie and Booty Booty Pop Juice Collaboration cookie. But anyways, thank God and Kourtney I'm still alive because of her product. And also for Khloe for teaching me how to be a fighter and survivor. Kim, fuck you. COUNT YOUR COMPANY'S DAYS!

A baby crying on an airplane - so watermelon or so not watermelon?🤔

the white simlotus - so watermelon or so not watermelon? 🍉🪷

Listener Response:

Hi, Kardasims. Khloe, you linebacker-built bitch, and Kourtney, you nonfactor-ass hoe. And Kim.

I have to say how much Glow Glow Glow is so overhated, underrated, imitated, but never duplicated. The CEO works hard, and I- I mean, she deserves recognition for keeping the company afloat. The customers just want clout. The investors aren't going anywhere. And if you can't see how this has been a continuous, attempted sabotage by Ye and Taylor, then you haven't been paying attention. Just like I won’t be paying those lawyer fees because I. Am. Innocent. That is all.

P.S. New Glow Glow Glow restock is in stores now. Shop till you drop. Xoxo, Kim-not-Kim.

Hey Kardasim Sisters!!!

Especially to the fighter, survivor, and ambassador of BBPJ (aka Booty Booty Pop Juice), Khloe; the unbothered goddess and the No No No queen, Kourtney; and the glow glow glow demon fraud, flop businesswoman, lying lawyer, stupid, delusional bitch, Khem!

My sister bought the Glow Glow Glow Pop Juice, and I told her not to buy it. She didn’t listen, and she bought it anyway. Later, I heard some screams from her room, and I saw a freaking Glowzilla! She ran away and destroyed my city—there were 1,000 dead and 200 injured.

I gave her the Booty Booty Pop Juice (strawberry milk flavored), and my sister turned back to normal. We’ve been staying at the No No No Box Mansion Deluxe for 3 years now.

Khem, you’re getting a freaking lawsuit.

Khloe and Kourtney are heroes. They’re sooooo watermelon.

Here’s a fanart of skank bitch Khem.

Love from the Phillipines

If Kim said Pennsylvania shes stupid

#Kourtney_the_no_no_no_queen_and_unbothered_goddess

#Khloe_the_fighter_and_survivor_the_queen_of_kockroach_with_a_K

#Khem_is_a_stupid_bitch

#Im_a_Simswiftie

🍉That's so watermelon 🍉

Fearless by: Taylor sim

Who's the smartest

Quomodocunquizing (this is a real word)

Hello Kardasim Sisters. This is a warning message for Kim Kardasim. I am Jason Simroe, and I'm part of the new audit team for the audit of the financial statements of Glow Glow Glow Incorporated.

As this is my first time as an auditor, I was extra careful while carrying out my required work. Throughout the past two months, I have gathered evidence of multiple counts of fraud and money laundering carried out by the CEO Kim Kardasim and the board of directors. Since I had incriminating evidence against the company, I bought up the issue to my senior, who told me to "look away and let it go". Kim, did you bribe the auditors of your company so you can continue to create your bio-weapons and screw over the public freely?

I have submitted my evidences to the regulatory authorities and have collected anonymous testimonies from your poor employees who have fully cooperated with the investigation (if you try to fire them stating the sole reason of 'you dont want them there anymore', they are protected by the law). I would expect a visit from the authorities any minute now if I were you Kim, and since the evidence against you is solid, ENJOY ROTTING BEHIND BARS!

Thank you Khloe and Kourtney for continuing to speak out against Glow Glow Glow. I have also referred this podcast as supporting evidence to the authorities. Stay watermelon sisters!! (EXCEPT KIM).

#KIMGOGOGOTOJAIL

#KHLOEFIGHTERANDSURVIVOR

#KOURTNEYUNBOTHEREDQUEEN

Hello to the most watermelon sisters, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney (I love you all, and dont hate one like most listeners) I hope you three are having a good day, and I know you're busy so i'll make my question quick. For my question, I want to know if you three ever had the chance to have a fairy god mother, who would it be and why. It can be family members or celebrities, up to you. This is also one of the few times im writing as a day 1 listener. Thanks you guys and stay watermelon #glowglowglow_is_the_best

#kim_is_the_best_sister #nonono_is_cool #I_Love_booty_booty_pop_Juice

#orange_soda_is_the_best

(I REALLY HOPE KEM LOOKS AT THIS, WHAT AN HONOUR IT WOULD BE TO BE FEATURED IN HER PODCAST)

Hi fighter and survivor Kem, I'm writing to you and your guests to ask if you've heard about Kylie's new underwear line called: No Booty Glow. It's a glow in the dark underwear that makes it look like you have an ass for those like kourtney who lack one. It comes in multiple colours and I have ordered a pair for my friend who is in dire need of an ass, It glow glow glows in the dark so that if your at the club you can have a glow in the dark party.

A single pair costs $30.000 and they self organise in your closet, well worth the money I say. Keum I think you should buy and donate a pair to your assless sister, maybe one extra for up above too since she's lacking in that area also. Help make her look like a successful business woman like you. Keep that ass firm, strong and most important of all Big

#TheKemKardasimPodcast

#Glowglowglow

#NoBootyGlow

#Vanish

#SoMacademia

Horror movies:So watermelon or So not watermelon

Hey Kardasims!

This podcast is so not watermelon... April Fools! I've been listening to the podcast repeatedly for the past four years and I just want to say that MOST of you are so watermelon!

I have some questions for the most beautifully voiced, the most skilled with REAL talent, and the TRUE fighter and survivor business owners: Kourtney and Kim.

What would happen to your respective businesses (Glow Glow Glow and No No No) if you would one day just retire out of nowhere? Would you just shut your respective businesses down t̶o̶ V̶.A̶.N̶.I̶.S̶.H̶? If not, what are your plans and who would be your successor: Your momager Kris, Kendall, Kylie, Rob, or your... so not watermelon sister? And what would you do next once you retire?

Oh, and a bonus question for Kim, what does V.A.N.I.S.H. actually stand for? We've been DYING to know.

Stay watermelon Kool Kourtney, Klever Kim, and... Kranky Khloé. : )

P.S. Remember to always F.E.A.R. Kim! (Feel Everything And Respect)

world record EGG SALAD, so watermelon or so not watermelon

April Fool's, so NOT watermelon, or SO watermelon?

Hola Kardasims,

My name is Winnie and I have a friend group that regularly plays “Dungeons and Dragons”. Recently we saw an ad for Booty Booty Pop Juice’s brand new role-playing game “Fighters and Survivors” and thought it was a good opportunity to spice up game night.

Our first night playing was amazing, I played a Booty Barbarian while my best friend played a Juice Wizard and had the best game night of our lives fighting the evil witch sisters in the game named Qim and Qourtney.

My best friend however thought it was a little too fun and wanted to challenge the group by buying the Glow Glow Glow Monster Expansion Pack. This is where everything went wrong. Immediately we were sucked into the game Jumanji-style and had to fight 5 Glowzillas arranged in some kind of mutant Glowtron (like from Voltron). During the battle my best friend was knocked out on the battlefield while I was able to escape back into the real world.

HELP! I have no idea what to do. Please Khloe, Kem and Kourtney - save my best friend!

Yours urgently,

Winnebago Williams

Listener Response: If you for some reason couldn’t host the podcast for an episode, who would you want to replace yourselves?

So watermelon or so not watermelon: Kim kardasim (for Khloe and Kourtney)

Hi Kardasims sisters. I love you guys!!! Everytime i go on a long road trip, or sleep, or even while shopping, I always listen to your podcast. You guys never fail to put a smile on me. Especially how Kourtney and Khloe gang up on Kim, I swear, that's my favorite part of the podcast (Also Segment 3: Who's the smartest?). So i decided to make a little fan art, but it's not you guys, I have yours still on work, prob send it on the next Kardasims Podcast episode. This fanart goes to my beloved Billie and CupcakKe.

This was when Prudence and Zack went back into Squid Games, trying to stop the Frontman. This was the Mingle game, and this was the time CupcakKe got eliminated. I feel so bad for Billie, she deserves better. I hope CupcakKe comes back next video of Squid game. You guys are so watermelon, Hope to see you at episode 200. Stay Watermelon! Love from the Philippines❤️

🍉🍉🍉

P.S. If you can, please make Segment 3 longer, it deserves better.😔

Another P.S. Shoutout to my pillow as my background.

Angels, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Who's the smartest

Gaffe

Who’s the smartest:guess the word “Nadir”(yes it’s a real word)

That’s so watermelon:Eternal Sunshine(ariana simgrande album)

Hey sisters. So I recently bought a new glow glow glow product called 'better body butter' which is apparently meant to moisturise my body. I used it a week ago, it gave me massive puss filled cysts all over my body. Please give me some advice. Khloe do you know if there is a booty booty pop juice product that could help me? (ps, I've been listening to your podcast since episode 12, every night it helps me sleep. Love you guys!)

Pink Pony Club: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hii Kardasimsss!!! Before I start I just wanna stay that I love listening to the podcast, Ya’ll are so funny and I listen to atleast 5-6 episodes every day . My favorite sister though has to be Khloe . Because of you I started calling my friends “Stupid Bitches” :)) Anyways, My question is for all 3 of you. Do you all actually hate each other or do you all secretly care for each other?? Love from Texas , Stay Watermelon ❤️❤️

Modeling: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Who's the smartest: If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

Who's the smartest: Cacodemonomania

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Getting musically outdone by your daughter - so watermelon or so not watermelon?

House settling - so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Cybertrucks - so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Waterbeds, So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Helllloooo Kardasimsss!🍉🍉🍉

Let me get straight to the point-

On episode 84 Kim said she was considering starting a glow glow glow streaming service.

Well, I found it. It wasn’t like every other streaming platform like Sim YouTube TV, Sim Hulu, or SimFlix. It was of course a sketchy website that was a pop up ad when I was looking on Fashsim Nova for clothes. I let my curiosity get the best of me- I’m so sorry fighter Khloe for doing this stupid bitch act- but I even opened the website in an incognito tab. Plus, I added a VPN and an anti virus plugin. It all didn’t work and I got 164,997 viruses on my laptop- funny how that number is less than the number of instructions on Kim’s products.

Long story short, my computer got hacked and my internet got corrupted as well. Which means EVERY SINGLE device of mine that was connected to the Wi-Fi is now HACKED. Now all of our devices have Glow Glow Glow ads permanently plugged into the phone engineering.

This is also including my beautiful baby sister’s and parents devices too. Kim I’m writing this on my friends phone because I can no longer use mine. FIX THIS PLEASE!! Love you yall 💖💖#staywatermelon 🍉

And Btw the only video on the website was a video of Kim “teaching” people how to “read” introductions..- even though she doesn’t know how to read period.

Since Khloe is reading this she has to say this, I’m a stupid bitch and not a fighter and survivor. Hello to Kourtney (the most neutral sisters), Kim (the most beautiful sister), and to the most hot-headed, aggressive for nothing, stupid bitch Khloe (her name is spelled incorrectly too :)). Before I get to my question(s), I’d just like to ask why does Khloe always want to be the leader of the group when the real leader is Kim since she is more beautiful and wealthy. Khloe can be such a fucking stupid bitch sometimes and it’s like girl please stop the bitch fit, act like the 55 year old you are and stop acting like a 5-year old with anger issues. Btw I think Kourtney should end the podcast because her voice is the most satisfying in my ears. Maybe even Kim with her seductive voice (it gives me the tingles). Hearing Khloe’s voice makes me think she’s angry all the time when she’s the stupidest bitch of all. I have two questions for Kourtney and Kim, since you guys think $100,000 is pocket change what do you guys consider to be expensive. Love Kim and Kourtney so much, stay watermelon! Fuck you Khloe!

Deep Conversations- so watermelon or so not watermelon

no no no x booty booty pop juice collab??

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 so watermelon 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉

or

SO NOT WATERMELON

Hello to the most watermelon and successful sisters ever Kourtney, Kylie, and Kourtney again. Khloe is sour watermelon I guess.. I'm here to confront your lame ass sister Kimberly ( or whatever her name was) and her lame excuse of what she calls a business so you can knock her back into that glass door like you did when you had that sleepover. Tell me why I ordered the Glow Glow Glow hair dye in the shade "Better Blonde Than Khloe" (which was an odd choice of a name since we all know Kris does blonde hair the best) and it was radioactive? My hair was literally burning off my scalp and got shriveled up so much they looked like spaghetti noodles, and the girl had the audacity to put a permanent black marker in the box to apply for the "roots" of my hair. Girl what fucking roots when you made me completely bald?!! I tried to ask customer support for help and all they sent me was a can of orange soda that was half full like what the hell.

Thankfully I ordered from No No No and Kylie Rocks and it was able to reverse these damages. This is why Kourtney and Kylie are the best business owners. Kourtney was so kind she even sent me an HD extended clip of Kimberly crying and Khloe getting hit with a shopping cart during my healing process. I advise you to please make a burning Glow Glow Glow products segment on your podcast. From, Kourtney's #1 Supporter

Hey sisters~! I've got a submission for each section of the episode.

Listener Response: To the most watermelon sisters on the Simternet, I've got one question for each of you to take on! If you were to travel to the human world, what is the first country and/or city you would want to see?

That's so Watermelon: Boom Mics: So watermelon, or so NOT watermelon?

Who's the Smartest: Scriven

Looking forward to hearing it :-)

Hi Wanda, Rebeca and Veronika. How are you all doing. Oh sorry I meant Khloe, Kourtney and I can’t remember the name of the other one but she’s really ugly I’ll call her Rebeca. I wrote this comment from the hospital as my memory is lost due to gas leak in our city. All I remember was that our one factory of Rebecca exploded and a mysterious gas got leaked in the city. Now everything romas at the back of our heads. It’s like we know who Rebeca is but we can’t really say her real name as soon as we try to say her or her company’s name our memory gets wiped due to which we can’t sue because we don’t even know the company and person so how can we sue. Please help us khloe and Kourtney the city is in a desperate need of a fighter and survivor. Please recommend us products from your lines to lower the effects. Love you Kourtney and khloe and F U Rebecca

Hello Kardasims, I recently bought the No No No Kourt Kourt Kourt box with a full-sized tennis court inside. Kourtney, you really put your whole No No Nussy in this product. I will be the next Simrena Williams in no time. I also bought a set of Glow Glow Glow Balls to practice with. However, they are smaller than regular tennis balls and are not bouncy at all. They are also eerily lifelike. Kim, should we order a wellness check on male Vanish victims?

This is an automated message from the headquarters of Floptropica. Hey girls, how are you all doing. I’m queen jafie from floptropica and I want to welcome you to our nation. Well I welcome Khloe and Kourtney. Because their products helped us to train our army to look beautiful and be brutal at the same time. We used fighter and survivor gyms to train our civilians to get their revenge body and booty booty pop juice helped us to look flawless. We also used no no no boxes as our refuge when Daboyzz attacked. I’m so proud to welcome you to our nation. I give you 21 flop salutes. Now Dr Kimberly Kardasim, this message is for you. Bitch don’t you dare come in our nation. You supplied your glow glow glow bio weapons to Daboyzz, they were riding glowzillas, they had an army of glowdicep zombie we would have lost if khloe and Kourtney were not there to help. 💥🔥💨💦💫💣💩🤯🤡🤪😵‍💫🫠😶‍🌫️🌪️🌊🌈🌞🌚⭐⚡🎆🎇✨🚀💿📀🌀🧿🔮🛸🌌🎭🃏🛼🎨🎤📡🦠🧬🍄🌺🍹🍭🍬🛑🚸☢️⚠️♻️💯🎉🎊🏆🎰🃏🎭🕹️🎮📟💰💎🔑🧸🚨💡🔊📢🧨🔱🎵📀🎶🔔🎧. My question for Kourtney and khloe is. What would be the name of your state in floptropica and what would be the residents of that state called? For Kim on the behalf of Cuppcake and Jafie we forgive you. Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, gawk gawk gawk.🌊🐠🌀🐡💦🐙🌸🍃🐚🌿☀️🌺🐟🌴🦑🏝️🦀🌊🫧🐬🐳🌞🌊🪸🍍🐢🐠🌾🌅🌊🌴🌊🐚🌿🌺🐡🏝️🐙💦🐠🐟🐢🐚🌀🌸🌊🦑🐳☀️🪼🍃🐬🌞🌺🐠🐚🌴🐟🌊🐡🐢🏝️🦑🐳🐚💦☀️🌸🌿🌊

Hello to the most watermelon Kardashian trio, Khloe, Kourtney, and Rob, even if he's not on the podcast and has the other one, Kehm, in his place. Anyways, I have a question for each of the podcast sisters(including Kehm I guess).

For Kourtney, the nonchalant skinny legend, will you ever make a video on the Kardasim or SimGM channel featuring your No No No boxes?

For Kehm, the stupid bitch, when are you going to pay me the 2 years worth of profits from the promotional, designing, and production work I did for Glow Glow Glow when it was starting up during my uni years about 10 years ago, plus pay me for emotional costs from manipulating and blackmailing me into staying after I found out what a shithole businesswoman you are(and when I say pay, I don't mean offering me a perfume that was discontinued by the SFDA for having the same properties as a plutonium and uranium nuclear bomb for 50,000 dollars, which might be cheap to you but bear in mind me and my entire family were heavily in debt which is why I took the damn job in the first place) and when will you bring back my friends that I know you took for testing after I finally managed to quit?

For Khloe, the fighter and survivor queen, did you know that Kehm stole money, formulas, and trade secrets from Booty Booty Pop Juice when she was just starting out, and even sabotaged some products by mixing in mountain chicken meconium and rabies infected baby yinpterochiroptera saliva?

Bonus: Kris, you were the one that practically guilt tripped me into helping Kehm which I was flattered by as a broke university student but you knew damn well I had no choice but to help your brain dead daughter with her shitty business as a broke university student.

From Ada Sim Jenkins, keep slaying Kourtney and Khloe! Screw you Kehm

Ootheca for who's the smartest

Glow glow glow x booty booty pop juice collab, so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hello to the kardasim simsters (especially khloe aka the kardasim simsters with the biggest watermelon).

My name Patricia,I am the mother of prudence and zack which are the teenagers you all had met before.

last week,my daughter (prudence) received a gift from her bestfriend for her birthday which is the “Kylie simner sakura Moisturizer” & she wear them before sleep. After she wakes up,her face became Green like the hulk,After we checked the label of the product & ripped the sticker,turns out it is actually “Glow glow glow Green goblin moisturizer”.we went to the hospital and the doctor gave us the “booty booty pop juice Milky Oat drink” and her face became normal back. Thank u khloe,you are a life saviour.And to kimberly,my husband is a lawyer and we will sue the sh*t out of you & Send your fake ass of yours to prison forever. Stay away from my children!!!(3 exclamation marks)

P/S:Love you khloe the fighter & live saviour and kourney the cutie social butterfly❤️

Hello to the most watermelon Kardasim sisters, Kourtney and Kim! You two possess the qualities that an amazing podcast host should have, because you don't talk over each other, you don't think you are better than anyone else, and you don't try to dominate the whole podcast! We only stan humble and hardworking queens here! <3

My question is for the blonde one (forgot her name already sorry) Why do you always claim that you are a fighter and survivor when you don't even deserve the title? In fact, the title should belong to Kim and Kourtney.

Kim is the true fighter because despite of all the fake bots that the Booty Booty Pop Juice team created to ruin Glow Glow Glow's reputation, she still finds a way to fight them and not let her business be ruined. Also, she's trying to get the chocolate bar so she can be a lawyer and fight for justice.

Kourtney is the true survivor because after all the struggles and the bad treatment that Kris gave her, she still manages to put a smile on her face and be a ray of sunshine to all the people around her. She would always spread positivity and kindness to everybody after surviving the awful monster that is Kris.

To the blonde one, what did you do to deserve the title you're trying to claim? Exactly, nothing.

Stay watermelon, Kim and Kourtney 😍♥️

Love songs, so watermelon or so not watermelon?