EPISODE 107 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

OMG, THE SIMGM PODCAST PAGE IS FINALLY BACK.

So nervous, was really eager to write this message. Hello simsters, Beautiful Khloe, Botney queen Kotney and kimsab.(itch). You probably have heard of "labubu", especially to Kotney. It's a blind BOX doll. You can only get the one you want by luck. Unfortunately our sim world doesn't have something like that but i swear to you opening blind BOXES is so watermelon.

So please Kotney, would you please consider a No No No blind box product line? This could be the ultimate chance to have a collaboration with Kim for what's inside. OMG I just imagine that i spend all my money to buy No No No blind box and then finally got the ultimate biochemical: Glowium.

I will proudly record an intro: "I have the one and only, 24k gold biochemical: Glowium." at the start of every videos on Tiktok regardless what the video about.

#Glowium #Kotney_not_Botney #NoNoNo_BlindBox

Hi Kardasims!

First of all, I'd like to salute the fighter and survivor, the one with the BEST revenge body, Khloe. Because the company she represents, Booty Booty Pop Juice ranked number 1 in the Beauty and Cosmetics Simboards here in The SimPhilippines. Keep slaying that revenge body Khloe! Kourtney, my favorite and the most watermelon sister, your No No No is so watermelon! For Kim, congratulations on the Glow Glow Glow Lip Plumper that launched 3 months ago. I was skeptical at buying it at first due to its notorious reputation in this podcast. But after watching the commercials and the 45-hour step by step tutorial on SimYoutube, I bought it! It took me 3 days to complete the application process, including going to the nearest Glow Glow Glow store to redeem a code for the GGG Website to get the 500th-1200th step. Nevertheless, it works. My lips are now full and plump. It stings like crazy and it's kind of bleeding a bit and its risking explosion according to my doctor. But hey, beauty is pain as they say! Now I have a plump and swelling lips, and a perfectly sculpted booty of a stallion because of the BBPJ! My question is for the three of you, How is your love life?

Stay Watermelon! Love you guys (i listen to you guys for more than half a decade and I'm going to college next year!)❤🍉

#KimThePrettiest #KhloeTheStrongest #KourtneyTheSmartest

Being In The Dark: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon

Hello Kardasims… especially to the most watermelon Non delusional Queen business woman Kehm. not the other one tho #ShadeRewmm!😃

i recently ordered the latest Khloe Khloe Khloe foundation brush. #FullCoveraaaggee!😗 it arrived in a no no no box which was already suspicious to me but i was like okay let me give her a chance. before i could even open the box, it EXPLODED in my hands. there was smoke, screaming, chemical burns forming on my arms, and glass shards flying everywhere. it burnt my curtains. it burnt my ceiling. it burnt ME. and worst of all… the brush snapped in half from the blast. literally in two sad dusty pieces. #LitUpMyFace🔥

so i called Khloe Khloe Khloe customer service to get a refund or at least a replacement. the lady on the phone answered and i barely got two words out before she goes “real fighters and survivors suck it up and never complain about things like this.” and then she called me a stupid bitch and hung up the phone. no help. no compassion. no discount. nothing. #PointBlackPeriodt!🙂

i was devastated. injured. humiliated. so i called the Booty Booty Pop Juice hotline for help. they told me to try the Glow Glow Glow makeup starter kit. and when i say that kit SAVED me, i really mean it. i applied one layer and my skin healed instantly. not only that but the makeup fused into my face. #Science🧬 it literally merged with my skin and is now permanently part of me. like i can’t take it off even if i wanted to. but honestly… i don’t want to. i am giving natural 24/7. my skin is smooth. my lips are lined. my cheekbones are sharp. Keem made me into a brand new person. So lit!🔥

so thank you for saving my face Kehm. for saving my confidence, and for saving my life. #OnFleeaakk😗

Klhoe, you will be hearing from my lawyer. Your sad excuse of a product ruined my life. my face is healed now but my trust in you is now PERMANENTLY broken. you better watch your back. #BetterBeHiding!🔥

I have a question for both sisters. For Chloe: Are you REALLY a fighter and survivor or are you just lucky? And as for Keem: How do you deal with your sister's INFERIOUS businesses always spreading lies about you? #TruthBoommbb💣

I would LOVEEE to hear ya’ll talk about the powerpuff girls, It’s my favorite tv show (or the powerpuff sim girls)

Hello Kim. This is a collage I made of you. Thank you for being so dumb that its funny. Even though you wreak havoc on this planet, I still love you ❤️

I don't know if anyone can hear this, but I am currently trapped in the underground basement of the Glow-Glow-Glow Factory. I am Agent #6 of BBPJ (Booty Booty Pop Juice), I was part of a group that was formed by both BBPJ and No-No-No to learn about VANISH. There were originally 15 Agents from the group (named Kockroaches), but now I’m the only one. I don’t know what happened to the rest, except that they had either mutated (from radiation) or had been sent to VANISH. We passed through security using fake identities and disguises, we hid from zombie-like workers behind crates full of Glow-Glow-Glow products, and I could feel the radiation just by standing near it. We divided the group into two and took the elevators down to the lowest story of the building. After 10 minutes we regrouped, we counted a number of 9 agents before finding out that 6 had been captured and sent to VANISH. We heard footsteps and quickly hid. I found a No-No-No box and decided to hide in it, it seemed like KHEM had been trying to replicate rip-offs of the products. I had seen a box of BBPJ products as well so that confirmed my answer. Finally, we made our way to VANISH, there were numerous jail cells and so-called “volunteers” as we moved forward. Not shortly after we had arrived, we all heard the noise of the Monster herself, it was KHEM. I noticed a stairway leading down to a basement with biohazard signs. I decided to go through that door, rather dying from radiation than from KHEM’s experiments. None of the other Agents followed, they must have been captured. I can feel the radiation and my genes mutating. I don’t know how much longer I can fight or survive, like a Fighter and Survivor, but one thing is clear, this isn’t the end of me. So KHEM, I know you're listening to this, and I want to address some things. I may turn into a Kockroach like the rest of your victims, but I will come back with the Kockroach Army. If I were you, I would sleep with both eyes open.

This is Agent 6, signing off.

Hey Kardasims!! I would just like to share a list I created for a bunch of topics that you guys can use for the 2nd segment! You don't have to use these I'm not forcing, But I hope it can give you guys some inspiration. :)

Topics for “That’s So Watermelon” - Google Docs

5 minute customer services lines with a 4 minute 59 second wait time. So watermelon or so not watermelon?

KHUHM!!! this is urgent!!! I was about to leave a comment for the podcast after I was done studying, and I still had some tools open on my computer from my computer science course when I noticed some weird things. I started looking into it and I noticed that 98% of the negative Glow Glow Glow reviews were traced back to the servers of Booty Booty Pop Juice's headquarters. This is a STING OPERATION and they're trying to get you OUT OF THE RED, when in fact everyone knows you're bankrupt since you're making so much money that you broke the bank. I have already shipped the evidence to you in a No No No Top Secret Seven Locks Golden Box. PS: I love the new Glow Glow Glow Pu$$y Poppin' Pesticide, my ant farm is thriving more than ever! Love from Argentina

Hello simsters - I'd like to do a little throwback:

Would you rather having a bowl of fruit salad that only has oranges or a bowl of chicken garden salad?

Keep fighting and surviving Khloe and Kourtney 🥰 Don't ever let Kem's negativity affects you.

Hello to the most watermelon sister and the unbothered queen, Kourtney. And hello to the true fighter and survivor, Khloe ❤️. Kim, I HATE YOU. Because of you and your stupid ass product, BOTH OF MY PARENTS ARE DEAD. About a month ago, my mom decided to purchase the glow glow glow glasses because she always had a hard time with her vision. I wish she never purchased them. About 2 weeks later, my mom and my dad decided to go on a late-night date together. While they were on the way back home, my mom decided to wear the glasses. BIGGEST MISTAKE. She ended up getting into a car crash. When me and my grandma arrived at the hospital, we were curious on what had caused the crash. We ended up discovering that the glasses that she had used were so dark, to the point where you couldn’t see ANYTHING, which eventually caused a head on collision and caused both of my parents to FUCKING DIE. KIM, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN RELASE A PRODUCT LIKE THIS? I HOPE YOU GET SUED AND YOUR DUMB ASS BUSINESS GETS BURNT DOWN. Anyways, my question is to Kourtney and Khloe. How do you two feel knowing that Kim will never shut down her business no matter how many times you tell her that it’s not a success and is clearly destroying people’s lives? Stay watermelon (except for Kim) and Have a great rest of your day. </3

(PS. Kourtney I bought your NoNoNo mansion deluxe extreme box with the hot tub add on and it is amazing. It has been helping me for the past few days and make me feel way better.)

KHHLLLLLLLLLOE!!! pls help me i was in the booty booty pop juice factory. It was a beautiful day and i was going for a stroll through the park and I noticed a well that I know wasn't there before. I was very anxious because I remember hearing about Kehm throwing her assistant down one.

I thought maybe I was next since I was recently let down from glow glow glow because I refused to get off my ass and work. I was pushed down the well but I don't think it was Kheum because she's weak, and the person that pushed me felt very strong, almost like a fighter and survivor. And as I fell i heard a faint "bye you stupid bitch" I'm sure you just mistook me for one of Kihems goons and did this by mistake.

But what has me slightly concerned is when I awoke, I was face to face with a woman with a mask on, but I saw slivers of blonde hair coming out, and she was pretty buff with a egg shell white shirt on and blue jeans. I was beaten almost to death and forced to drink booty booty pop juice mind eraser flavour, but it didnt work. I blacked out and then woke up again outside in the park and the well was GONE as if it never existed.

I don't want to assume the worst of my queen Kockroach but im worried you've turned into your sister kham. I'm not sure if she has you under some sort of spell or you really have become evil, but I BEG you to please go back to the Mindful and Demure fighter and survivor you were. Your at a 15 and you really need to go down to an 11, instead of being this aggressive, manipulative, stupid bitch that you've become. BE THE LAST ONE STANDING

Love you Chloe

Hi guests khuem and No No No woman, I forget your name.

#BootyBootyPopJuice

#MakeBootyGreatAgain

Being a HIDER and survivor (eg. hiding away from your problems), so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Who's The Smartest Trivia Question: What did U.S. President George W. Bush once call "the biggest threat to American youth since polio"? Answer: . -- .. -. . -- / -....- -....- / .. -. / ..--- ----- ----- .---- --..-- / -... ..- ... .... / -- .- -.. . / - .... .. ... / ..- -. ..-. .-.. .- - - . .-. .. -. --. / -.-. --- -- -- . -. - / -... . -.-. .- ..- ... . / .... .. ... / -... .-. .- ... .... / .-.. -.-- .-. .. -.-. ... / .-- . .-. . / - ..- .-. -. .. -. --. / - .... . / ..- .-.-.- ... .-.-.- / -- ..- ... .. -.-. / .. -. -.. ..- ... - .-. -.-- / --- -. / .. - ... / .... . .- -.. .-.-.-

Hello Kardasims sisters—I have news… and evidence. And photos.

I escaped the cell Kim had been keeping me in. I don’t know how long I was trapped, but I finally broke out and I’m now deep in the tunnels beneath the factory. It’s worse than anything I imagined. The air is thick with toxic gas and this sharp chlorine smell that burns when I breathe. Snakes are everywhere—dead ones, live ones, some I’m not even sure are snakes. The walls are slick, like they’re sweating. I found this old phone in the pocket of a skeleton—yes, an actual skeleton—and I’m using it to document everything. I think whoever they were, they didn’t make it out. But I will. I have to.

There’s something down here with me. A scaly, snake-like creature with bone-like ridges and these strange, glassy eyes. It’s been collecting bones—human bones—and building a nest with them. It hasn’t attacked, but it watches me. Studies me. It’s disturbingly calm, like it’s waiting for something. Also… my left index finger has started turning black. I think it’s from the radiation or whatever’s leaking down here. It’s numb, cold, and the veins around it look like ink spreading under my skin. I’m changing. I can feel it. If you get this, save the files, save the pictures, and for the love of God—don’t come looking. Burn the tunnels if you have to. I’ll try to send more if I make it to another signal. Just know—this isn’t over.

Hello Kardasim Sisters, the fighter and survivor, the CEO of No, No, No, and the evil company owner of Glow, Glow, Glow. If Kim, the corrupt entrepreneur, (if you could pronounncle that) along with the stressed employees, were stuck in her flaming building, would you save her or the employees?

Hi Kardasims!

First of all, I'd like to salute the fighter and survivor, the one with the BEST revenge body, Khloe. Because the company she represents, Booty Booty Pop Juice ranked number 1 in the Beauty and Cosmetics Simboards here in The SimPhilippines. Keep slaying that revenge body Khloe! Kourtney, my favorite and the most watermelon sister, your No No No is so watermelon! For Kim, congratulations on the Glow Glow Glow Lip Plumper that launched 3 months ago. I was skeptical at buying it at first due to its notorious reputation in this podcast. But after watching the commercials and the 45-hour step by step tutorial on SimYoutube, I bought it! It took me 3 days to complete the application process, including going to the nearest Glow Glow Glow store to redeem a code for the GGG Website to get the 500th-1200th step. Nevertheless, it works. My lips are now full and plump. It stings like crazy and it's kind of bleeding a bit and its risking explosion according to my doctor. But hey, beauty is pain as they say! Now I have a plump and swelling lips, and a perfectly sculpted booty of a stallion because of the BBPJ! My question is for the three of you, How is your love life?

Stay Watermelon! Love you guys (i listen to you guys for more than half a decade and I'm going to college next year!)❤🍉

#KimThePrettiest #KhloeTheStrongest #KourtneyTheSmartest

Hello Kardasim sisters, Kourtney & Khloe, not Kim. You may remember me from episode 93 where me and a friend used No No No & Booty Booty Pop Juice products to save our other friend who used the Glow Glow Glow BBL Giver, Kim gave the excuse that it was a “Big Baby Lizard” but it said in the instructions & product on the official site, & on Kim’s Simstagram advertisement it was “Brazilian Butt Lift”. 

We have been planning our revenge ever since, we got the No No No Dark Web & Hacking Attachment to my No No No Super Mega Deluxe Trillion Dollar Mansion, the version with 5 floors, and started our search. We found a previous Glow Glow Glow product called The Genius Potion, it can permanently alter someone's brain, obviously it won't make you super smart it's actually the opposite! We ordered it from a sketchy website, after a week it arrived. We have the equipment to hack inside the Glow Glow Glow factory and successfully take down Kim, but when we did we saw an army of Glozillas, Mutant Glorillas, & Vicious Gloraffs, rooms of workers in dangerous conditions, a shrine of Kim in every room, and a 50 miles underground prison owned by Vanish and Glow Glow Glow under the No No No factory! 

Kim this isn’t Sim Willy Wonka’s factory, like what the hell is wrong with you? We needed to train and ordered the No No No Karate Dojo & Booty Booty Pop Juice Chemistry Kit made by Khloe herself! Together the 3 of us became black belts & made an arsenal of potions to help this battle. Now it’s on to my questions, Khloe & Kourtney what's your thoughts on the newly discovered malicious tactics Kim is using? Kim when are you gonna stop playing the victim and own up to your crimes? Kim you have 5 business months.

Hello Slaydasims, well not Khloe she sucks, I am an employee for booty booty pop juice and since Khloe is now apart of the company she is my new boss overseeing the factory we work in, I thought Kehms factory was bad but this, this is something else. The self proclaimed "fighter and survivor" regularly checks in on us every 15 minutes to make sure we are doing our job, and to make sure we our keeping our spaces organised and tidy, which we always do.

But one person named Robbert Andrew Simluis had accidentally spilt his booty booty pop juice ass max pro drink on the floor and Khloe walked in, saw the spillage and was a little annoyed but when she saw that he had placed the drink can in a unorganised way she FLIPPED. She went up to him and punched him in the face and said "if you mess up again you stupid bitch I will leak your entire families booty hole pics to the whole world" he was devastated but got back to work, but the next day I came in and he was nowhere to be seen. I saw a lizard scale on the floor looked at it closer and noticed it had an engraving that said "GGG" aka glow glow glow. Now correct me if I am wrong but I believe Khloe is working with Kim to dispose of any unwanted employees, having the Kehums lizards take them to vanish.

Kourtney pleaaaaase send help and get us remaining workers out of here and Khloe I will see you in court

#Bootybootyflopjuice

#JudyJudyjobpoos

#NoNoNo

#Krisismyqueen

Good day Kardasims. Not you Khum. Your ass is deflating and your natural, pre dentist ass is basically concave. You will never find true love and you will die penniless, alone, and ugly.

I was rewatching the paranormal activity video when I noticed something. At 2:59, Khloe says "This spirit better not touch my flawless pantry". But that's not what the subtitles say. They say "father's" instead of "flawless". Maybe the spirit tampered with them. But why father? Unless... Could it be? Was the spirit... The spirit of Robert Kardasim Sr?

Someone must have set him off. And let's not lie, it was probably definitely Khiem. I'm guessing it was Glow Glow Glow related. Maybe in Keauom's dream, he said he wanted to build a successful Glow Glow Glow, and Kium either intentionally unintentionally misheard it like the stupid bitch she is or just lied like the corrupt con she is.

But what were the reasons behind his destructive actions? I think that he wanted to possess Kem and rebuild Glow Glow Glow bigger and better. But it was hard enough getting through from the spirit realm, and Doctor De Nicki Minaj, the attempted exorcism, and the retaliation of Khloe only disoriented and aggravated him. He wanted to get rid of Khloe because he knew she would only try to stop him and just try to destroy Glow Glow Glow altogether(But Khloe is a fighter and survivor, so she probably just crawled away and forgot everything that happened or was never believed). We know he would do anything to succeed, he was a lawyer and businessman after all(A successful one that Keum tries to be).

Why was Kaeum never found though? I think that the spirit was unable to function with an ass like hers and couldn't use a set of organs ruined by orange soda and breathing in Glow Glow Glow. Her body was probably finished off after walking into the Glow Glow Glow HQ after walking in without proper equipment.

Finally, why would Robert strike now? Maybe he heard about the astronomical amount of Glow Glow Glow victims in the afterlife, or maybe he knew and recognised one of the Glow Glow Glow victims in the Podcast Episode 100 voice messages.

These are just theories, but Kim, if this is true, maybe you should seriously consider changing Glow Glow Glow if your own late father is trying to stop you. Love you Khloe and Kourtney. Remember what I said here.

BeyonSim (Beyoncé), so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Khloe's BDSMR - a 2 part edit by yours truly (this took me ages and is part of a bigger compilation YTP video)

Hey koretney, keem, koloe. I have a question: What are your favorite games? (applies to the three of you) All of your products are so watermelon! Keem's booty booty pop juice, koretneye's glow glow glow, and koloe's no no no are sooo watermelon. k bye.

Hello to the most watermelon Kardashian trio, Khloe, Kourtney, and Rob, even if he's not on the podcast and has the other one, what's her name? Rebecca? Megan? Aimee? Oh right, Kem, in his place. Anyways, I have a question for each of the podcast sisters(including Kem I guess).

 For Kourtney, the nonchalant skinny legend, will you ever make a video on the Kardasim or SimGM channel featuring your No No No boxes?

For Kem, the stupid bitch, when are you going to pay me the 3 years worth of profits from the promotional, designing, and production work I did for Glow Glow Glow when it was starting up during my uni years about 8 years ago, plus pay me for emotional costs from manipulating and blackmailing me into staying after I found out what a shithole businesswoman you are(and when I say pay, I don't mean offering me a perfume that was discontinued by the SFDA for having the same properties as a plutonium and uranium nuclear bomb for 50,000 dollars, which might be cheap to you but bear in mind me and my entire family were heavily in debt which is why I took the damn job in the first place) Also, when will you bring back my friends that I know you and vanish kidnapped for testing after I finally managed to quit? Yes I am onto you about that, even if the news says they just ran away on a dare and found their bodies in the river. I looked through their burnt down houses and found remnants of the GGG glitter bombs, and the VANISH uniform/hazmat suits.

For Khloe, the fighter and survivor queen, did you know that Kem stole money, formulas, and trade secrets from Booty Booty Pop Juice when she was just starting out, and even sabotaged some products by mixing in mountain chicken meconium and rabies infected baby yinpterochiroptera saliva?

Bonus: Kris, you were the one that practically guilt tripped me into helping Kem which I was happy for a job as a broke university student but you knew I had no choice but to help your brain dead daughter with her shitty business as a broke university student in the presence of a multimillionaire.

I will be contacting the Kockroach Army, as lawsuits get you nowhere with Glow Glow fucking Glow.

Keep slaying Kourtney and Khloe! Screw you Kem

Hello to the most watermelon sister, the TRUE fighter, survivor and warrior, the most beautiful and amazing talented business woman, the ASMR queen, the queen of all kockroaches, the sister that pulls off blonde hair the best , the queen of organizing, and the one and only host of the Kardasim podcast, Khloe. 💗 and hey to the other two. I guess.. Anyway my question is for the Queen Khloee !!! 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾 But before I ask my question, Can I just tell you how much of an inspiration you are?? Your motivational quotes have taught me so many things throughout the years because of you being the true fighter and survivor that you are. (Your other 2 sisters could never 😒😒) love uuu so much queen!! ❤️❤️ Keep being amazing </33. Moving on to my question, Can you please drop your workout routine?? Cause GIRLL. Your revenge body is sooo ATTRACTIVEEE !!! 😻😻😻You must be a real life Aphrodite or something because how the HELL can someone be so gorgeous???? Nobody told me that literal goddesses were in the sims?? 🤩🤩 But seriously, I’m just DYINGGG to know how you do it. Omg and don’t even get me STARTEDDD on how soothing your voice is?? I hope one day you make a separate ASMR channel because your voice is literally so calming and stress- reliving to me. 🤩🤩 I seriously don’t get why Kourtney and Kim find it annoying.. 🤨🤨 Maybe delusional is their middle name?? 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️ But that’s all I had to say,, Love you Queen Khloe !!! 4ever and always. 🫶🏾🫶🏾 Keep being the best sister out of ur siblings!! (Everyone in your family knows it too, they’re just too scared to admit it hehe) 😘😘😘

Stay Watermelon !!!🍉

(PS. Booty Booty Pop Juice is so watermelon ,, I use it literally every single day and my butt has never looked better!! The og flavor has got to be my favorite. My organized fridge and pantry has a stock full of it. Thank you Khloe for promoting such an amazing product!! ❤️❤️,, unlike your older sister Kim.)

#BootyBootyPopJuiceIsSoWatermelon #Khloeisthemainhost #GlowGlowGlowSucks #Khloeisthebestsister #CHICKENGARDENSALADSDOEXIST‼️‼️

((sorry that this is so long ya’ll 😭😭 here is a topic suggestion for that’s so watermelon: Mexican Food))

Hi to the watermelon sisters and Kim! My question is for Kim: would you ever drink booty booty pop juice? And how did glow glow glow lipstick burn down my house??

Love from Germany!!

Glow Glow (the knock off of Glow Glow Glow) so watermelon or so not watermelon

Sisters I love you all... not KIm though her products are EVIL and a SCAM Love you Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall, Kylie and even Rob, Question for Kim how do you feel about one of the factories for Glow X3 was bombed and was destroyed and the only thing left were Kockroaches, love NO NO NO and Booty Booty Pop Juice

Who's the smartest- Tyrotoxism

Helllloooo Kardasimsss!🍉🍉🍉

Let me get straight to the point-

On episode 84 Kim said she was considering starting a glow glow glow streaming service.

Well, I found it. It wasn’t like every other streaming platform like Sim YouTube TV, Sim Hulu, or SimFlix. It was of course a sketchy website that was a pop up ad when I was looking on Fashsim Nova for clothes. I let my curiosity get the best of me- I’m so sorry fighter Khloe for doing this stupid bitch act- but I even opened the website in an incognito tab. Plus, I added a VPN and an anti virus plugin. It all didn’t work and I got 164,998 viruses on my laptop-…funny how that number is less than the number of instructions on Kim’s products.

Long story short, my computer got hacked and my internet got corrupted as well. Which means EVERY SINGLE device of mine that was connected to the Wi-Fi is now HACKED. Including my beautiful baby sister’s and parents devices too. Kim I’m writing this on my friends phone because I can no longer use mine. FIX THIS PLEASE!! And I don’t want to hear the instructions argument because it was a WEBSITE!! Love you yall 💖💖#staywatermelon 🍉

And Btw the only video on the website was a video of Kim “teaching” people how to read introductions..- even though she doesn’t know how to read. period.

Timothée Chalamet, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hey sisters, if you were characters from Avatar: The Last Airbender, who would you be? I think you would each be one of Ozai's angels. Kourtney would be Mai, Khloe would be Azula, and Kim would be Ty Lee.

Hi sisters, can you do a highlight of the Glowzilla's appearance in the podcast (episode 63) and will we ever be able to see the original music video for the merch song?? Love from France. You're all so watermelon🍉🍉🍉

Hi, Kardasims sisters!

I'm Raine from malaysia and you have no idea how much i love you three and you guys have always been the light of hope amidst my darkest days. (The pronounciation of Raine is also the same as how you pronouced Rain)

Kourtney, Your No No No boxes are so amazingly watermelon, that i bought the No No No mansion deluxe supreme to have my very own mansion and the No No No's blackest box to travel across the globe globe globe! You are such an unbothered queen and a successful businesswoman!

Khloe, you have taught me to become a true fighter and survivor just like you, and because you introduce me to booty booty pop juice, my ass is soooo big and plumpy, and my skin has been so healed, so clear, and so rejuvenated!

And Kim, you may be a stupid bich and delusional biochemist, but deep inside my heart, you'll always be my stupidest bitch out of all of the stupidest b*tches out there. And because of your amazing glow glow glow products, i bought several of your bioweaponry and biohazard products to committ arson, getting revenge of my past enemies, and creating an army of GLOWZILLAs and the infamous GLOWKONG to unleash chaos and save the world!

And by the way, i have a question for you three! If you found yourself in Teyvat after you were separated from each other by an unknown god, and you met a talking fairy named Paimon, What's the first and next thing you do on your journey to find your sisters and across Teyvat?

Keep on slaying kardasims!! Lots of love from malaysia! 🥰❤️

Hey Kardasims!! I love you guys! I wanted to ask what is your favorite iconic moment from the PODCAST? Orange salad, Fighter and Survivor, chicken garden salad, or any others that you can think of? 🍉🍉

Ps: did you know that Kim’s “bullying/bowling” started on Episode 3? She’s so f*cking dumb and ugly! lol!! 😂

Bye bye love you guys!

#Fighter #KourtneyIsMyGoddess

Hello Kardasim sisters. Have you girls seen Kris as of lately? She looks sooooo beautiful and younger than all three of you 🤭 I want to know, is her new young face because she got the new Booty Booty Pop Juice Young and Bootiful Berry flavor, the Glow Glow Glow Age slimming clay mask, or did she purchase the new No No No blast to the past! box? (Or maybe she just made a very long visit to the ‘dentist’ ?) Anyways, love you girls, keep staying 🍉

Hi Kardasims, this is a statement for Kim. I am a nuclear scientist and recently purchased the new Glow Glow Glow Orange Candle (disgusting scent) and bought the official Glow Glow Glow Magnifying Glass. I read all 14 pages THREE TIMES and followed the instructions very carefully, including buying a Simart brand baggie, flilling it with orange soda and using the refraction of the sunlight to light the candle, but after the candle had been lit, all of the workers exposed to the candle scent immediately passed out. Our team rushed them to the infirmary and we watched as they became exact copies of Kim. Our company will be sueing and we will see you in court.

Dear Professor Kimberly and Girl Boss Kourtney, and the TRUE founder of BootyBootyPopJuice (BBPJ), Khole.

Background of the study:

Khloe has been claiming that she is the founder or is trying to be the founder of BBPJ. I think when she said she found Booty Booty Pop Juice, she meant that she found it from a SIMstragram ad, and then she ran to Kris so that Kris could bribe her way to the top of the company as an "Ambassador." In a sense she is indeed the "founder" of BBPJ

Research question:

Does that mean Kris is the true fighter and survivor? Because she has been helping the helpless-youngest sister for as long as she was on earth. Now that is a true fighter and survivor. Or will it be Professor Kimberly, as she has been inventing countless Innovations for the beauty and arms industry?

Can you help me fill the gap between literature, please, Professor Kimberly and Girl Boss Kourtney? I don't mind hearing from the "subject" of the discussion either. Not that any single words she speaks will be informative anyway.

Reference:

Kardasim, K., Kardasim, K., & Kardasim, K. (Hosts). (2025, March 27). The Kardasim Podcast [Audio podcast]. In The Kardasim Podcast. SIMGM Production.

Breaking the fourth wall, so watermelon or so not watermelon

The Pyramids of Sim Giza : So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

For listener response: Hey Kardasims! Love you all, especially Kourtney and Khloe! My questions is for Kourtney: Have you ever used one of your sisters products?

Ps: Glow glow glow set my house on fire, KIM

Listener Response: Hi Kardasims!!! To all three sisters, when will you start the next year of Hogwarts?

btw, love kourtney. shes my favoriteeee

WHO'S THE SMARTEST: Microatoll, Fantakuchen ~~ if "fantakuchen" is not included in the segment, i'd think you'd still like to check the definition :)

The Substance by Glow Glow Glow - So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon

Graduating from the law school program after 6 years, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

hey kardasims, khloe the survivor and kourtney the no queen.

to kim, it’s you, hi you’re the problem it’s you.

my question is for kem, when you cry and say ‘whyyyyyy’ what does it mean? i do wonder sometimes, you could be an alien.

anyway love you girls! stay watermelon 🍉 #KourtinaAndKhloeWithAC

im ashie how are yall sisters

Kim stop doing the dam glow glow only booty booty pop juice is the best thank you shout me out if can ty

sistters

Graduating law school after 6 years: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hello sisters,

I am Jacqueline, the sister of the CEO of Booty Booty Pop Juice and I was relistening to the podcast and I heard Kim talking about her Glow Glow Glow Nail Screen gallon-size bottle of sunscreen. I get sunburns all over my body constantly so I decided to give it a try for extra protection. I read the entire book of instructions and generously applied the sunscreen to my fingernails as directed in the instructions. After a couple minutes, my fingers felt really dry so I looked at them to see the skin around my fingernails turning into a small white powder, crumbling away easily. when all the skin around my fingernails disintegrated, my fingernails began to fall off one by one, leaving the raw pink skin underneath exposed. I panicked and tried picking up my fingernails off the ground, but i could no longer grab them. I look back at my fingers and they are swollen and red like frog fingers. my fingerprints have vanished completely. Luckily, I remembered I bought the new No No No Yes Yes Yes Replenish Box which completely fills up the box with whatever you put in it. I scoop some of my broken fingernails into the box, instantly filling it to the brim with new, perfect fingernails. I also had some extra Booty Booty Sticky Sticky Pop Gel, which is a skin grafting glue sold to hospitals, in my fridge. I applied the Booty Booty Sticky Sticky Pop Gel on my burning, raw fingers and stuck some No No No Yes Yes Yes Replenished fingernails back on my hand. It wasn't perfect, but at least I wouldn't be fingernail-less. Bad idea. My red fingers began to turn orange. I look at the underside of my fingers and a small, black letter K appeared in the center of each of them, branding K on me permanently. Then, I started to shrink down as my limbs turned green with orange undersides and my eyes grew red and huge sticking out of my head. I was turned into a tree frog. I hop over to the Glow Glow Glow Nail Screen (gallon sized) bottle and read the back. It said Not to be Used with Booty Booty Sticky Sticky Pop Gel and No No No Yes Yes Yes Replenish Boxes. While I read it, there was a knock on the door, but I was too small to reach the doorhandle. Two men who said they were coworkers with Kem broke down the front door and picked me up and put me in a box labelled "send to Frog City." One of the men told me "you're going to be the next mayor sim kyrah" and the other said "and you're never going to tell anyone about this."

Booty Booty Sticky Sticky Pop Gel 5/5 stars. My doctor has used this glue on me before and it works perfect. No No No Yes Yes Yes Replenish Box 5/5 stars, it was very useful for this emergency situation. Nail screen 0/5 stars, Fuck you Kem. The rest of my days are numbered as a frog because of you.

To Khloe. I spoke with my sister, the BBPJ CEO, about getting you a promotion and I can honestly say it's in the works. 

Love to De Nicki, 

Jacquelyn, the new Mayor Sim Kyrah of frog city.

Who's the smartest?: Yowl

Listeners Response :Hello Kardasim sisters!! To Khloe, the best and only spokeperson of Booty Booty Pop Juice.Kourtney,the queen of No No No. And Kim, the biochemist professor of Glow Hoe Hoe.I absolutely love your podcast and sometimes i hear it at night when im supposed to be sleeping.

Anyways, my first question is for Kim, why the hell did you send your Glow Glow Glow to my house through my windom!?It was sent to me by a pigeon from your "factory", A.K.A, a literal trash dump. My mom thought it was her package and used it, and now she is in a 40 decade coma, her skin is burnt off, and she sounds like someone who smokes 9000 packs of cigarettes a day, PREPARE FOR 7 LAWSUITS COMING YOUR WAY,Kim.

To Khloe,love you,girl.

I once used your Booty Booty Pop Juice:Durian Booty Plumper, and now my ass is as big as The Titanic. But there is only one problem, all of my friends keep saying that im flat as a peice of paper. Is this a side effect? If yes, please tell me when it'll stop.

To Kourtney,

Today i bought your new No No No School Box, where inside it has an entire school,i can now home-school. But as soon as i opened the box, i was crushed by the weight of the school that landed on me. When the excavators lifted the school off of me, it said Glow Glow Glow Biochemistry University. Kourtney, do you know about any of this? And Kim, fuck you.

thanK you aIMee❤️

Love you guys, stay watermelon!

Love from Malaysia🇲🇾.

Pride Month: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Laundromats, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Listener Response: hello to the two bestest sisters in the world!! That's right, I'm talking about Khloe and Kourtney. Kim, you're a mess in progress. I listen to the podcast on my way to school and to work (unlike KEHM i'm a hard worker) and I happened to see the Glow Glow Glowzilla roaming the streets of SimHollywood, I just want to know when Kim will get her act together and finally take care of the monster SHE created. We can't keep on letting her get away with harming people with her cheap products, so that's why I decided to open a class action law suit against her and Glow Glow Glow (more like slow slow slow). I already have more than 8,000 sims backing me up who were harmed by Kehm and her products, and I also appreciate Kourtney taking the time to share the class action law suit on her Simstagram story (tots watermelon). Khloe, keep and being the best fighter and survivor the earth has ever known, and Kourtney, keep on being the best bitch in the universe. Love, THE Chico Hector <3

Wildfires: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Blaming siblings for your own actions: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hello Kardasims, first I wanted to say hi and say that Kourtney and Khloe are my favorites. I also love Kim, but my favorites are Kourtney and Khloe. Next up, I wanted to ask, Kim what happened to your new employees Kourtina and Chloe?

Hey Kardasims! I’m a really big fan and i listen to your podcast like, every night and i fall asleep to your soothing and beautiful voices.

So i want to inform y’all that I’ve been using the Glow Glow Glow makeup kit. And omg, I don’t get the hate, instead of getting rashes because of the makeup kit or becoming a glowzilla, my makeup was actually SO GOOD. Why? Because i read the 200 paged instructions, I’ve never seen instructions with two hundred pages but uh, whatever. Kim doesn’t deserve this hate and bullying, you’ll get wonderful results if you read the instructions.

Thanks to our Glow Glow Glow queen mother and so watermelonest sister, Kim Kardasim. And you too Queen Khloe, the host of the pod cast and the most organized sister and to the coolest and hottest sister, Kourtney. The Booty Booty pop juice and No No No box that i ordered are coming there way, love from the Philippines! <33

Insomnia, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hi sisters, can you do an highlight of the Glowzilla's appearance in the podcast (episode 63)? Love from France. You're all so watermelon🍉🍉🍉

Phoenix cats, so watermelon or so not watermelon

White lies, so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hai…other kardasims, HELLO my beautiful glorious nonchalant queen kourtney, before i ask my question i wanted to tell you guys about how glow glow glow saved my life…yes, i know thats hard to believe. But let me tell you, it’s real honey…. i mean honeys.

So, Im in the kourtney fanclub, yes that exists. And these two ugly doinks got angry because i said i was kourtneys number one fan, so they planned to jump my ass, and they just so happened to catch me lacking in a mcdonalds parking lot.

After i got my big mac meal, i walked outside and i saw them, they looked angry like literal bulls and you can tell cause they had literal steam coming out of their fucking ears, probably cause i caught them snorting glow glow glow setting powder in the bathroom at the kfc (kourtney fan club ) meeting. those bitches were… on something WICKED, and i KNEW they were going to DRAGG me for FILTH!!

I had to act fast because it was two girls and only one of me. One small petite and beautiful me might i add. Just incase you wanted to know kourtney ☺️😊 I first put my food down then looked through my PRADA bag because those zombies were running at me at full speed, i was SOY afraid. Then i remembered that i had glow glow glow supernova super tan tanning spray that i was going to use to execute the kfc leader, so that i could take his place because he ain’t NO diva. So i decided to spray that shit in their eyes, and then they started screeching and they were growing fat green and red lumps on their skin, like christmas ornaments

sooner or later those bitches exploded!!! I was soy afraid…

that my big mac meal got fucked up in the attack!! I really wanted to eat that. I checked on it and it was fine and still warm, but those bitches got blood on my BRAND NEW RED RUBY 6 INCH PUMPS!! 👠

Anyways, thanks kim i guess, if it werent for your chemicals in a bottle i wouldnt be able to look at kourtneys ig photos and buy all of the no no no boxes. I dont even want to imagine a life like that…

Booty booty pop juice not pictured, thanks for being the narrator khloe! 🤍🫰

My question is for Kourtney of course, Would you ever make a visit to the kfc? Or were you aware of it?

P.S Im the queen and leader of it now so ive made some changes. Its BIGGER AND BETTER.

#kourtneyisthebest #glowglowglowtohell #kfc!! #saviorkim

#nickiminajistheQUEENofrap

HEY KARDASIMS!!!111!!!!1!!1 i made a parody of khloe but me provoking a ghost but i made in my version enjoy :]

I have a question for Kim. Aka Rebeka. If you love orange so much, how come you never wore anything orange or dye your hair orange?

Cows (specifically for Khloe), so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello the best sisters of all time! You are my idol and all ny family's idols I hope you keep this amazing podcast running. And Booty Booty Pop Juice, girl, it's so good I feel more younger than ever. (something that Glow Glow Glow didn't do)

Question for Kourtney: You are an ICON in the simworld and in the humans world. How does it feel being a literal queen? Is it heavy carrying the podcast all times? Love U

And shotout to Kim for literally burning my skin when I used Glow Glow Glow sunscreen. I had to go to the hospital after that.

Hello, Sisters! I'm Mon from the Philippines and I'm a fan of simgm productions and your podcast. I have been listening to you guys since the pandemic started and I always listen to your podcast before I go to sleep and when studying lol. Here's my question: Is Khloe really just pretending to be the spokesperson for Booty Booty Pop Juice, or is she auditioning for the role of "Wannabe CEO"? Word on the street is that Prudence and Zack's mom, the real boss, is totally in the know—so, spill the tea!

Hey I've been a fan for 2 years now and I really love your podcast.. (khloe is my favourite)

My question is for all of you is why is it called red onion if its actually purple?

Who's the Smartest?:

"I go in hard, come out soft, and am never the same. What am I?"

Hay kardasims sisters. Khloe the fighter and survivor, khem the bioweapons creator and kotny the queen of nonono empty boxes.

I'm here today just to tell you huys something. GLOW GLOW GLOW ZILLA JUST DESTROYED MY FREAKKINNNNNNN HOUSEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! Like whattt?????

I was just sitting in my leaving room while drinking booty booty pop juice extra boom blast sugar cane booty pop exploding ass strawberry flavored soda while watching a documentary on how does kim explode while using her own product, but then i heard a loud banging comes from my nonono fish tank black hole edition. I go and look what makes that loud noise and BOOMMMM. A freakking glow zilla jump out of the box with tons of cockroaches covering it. Those cockroaches then vaporized and turn into a thick blue smoke and rushing into my lugs forcefully. I was shock and don't know what to do. Right now my vision is slowly turning blue and i started growing big and thick nails. Also some scale, thick ass scale bursting out from my skin along with a tail. I am so scared. Khem please help me. What should i do. And kotny why would you let khem send me that fish tank yesterday. She came and throw the tank through my windows killing my mom ashes. Oh btw, klhoe, that soda is really good. There even some real strawberry chunk in it and it is delicious.

Flash mobs: So watermelon, or so not watermelon?

OH my god. Hey sisters! Thats right bitches its me. Thank god this came through, it seems SOMEONE has been removing my post to keep me quiet. Now enough About ME. a week ago, my manager came to me acting weird.. they were acting scared and tense and they handed me a make up kit and said “I need you to do a makeup review with this by tomorrow.” Then he rushed off. Although it was weird i had nothing else to do so i decided to do it. I read the instructions and started applying it to my face (honestly really bad quality if you asking me) only after 5 minutes my face felt tingly then my face started burning!! My face started to burn off and the small bits that fell, landed on my leg and started burning that off too!!! I yelled for siri to call an ambulance and they shortly arrived. The officers there told me that there was a sticker over the make up kit, the product name? Glow. Glow. GLOW. When i told them it was my manager that gave it to me, they had told me my manger was found DEAD and hour ago! The injuries were severe and i was told i would never walk in heels again. (and say this with emotion khloe please) HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO LIVE WITHOUT MY HEEELS. So i started to take action, i called a couple of people cough cough CHRIS. cough and this person thought it would be nice for you to have a “timeout” so the police are outside by the time your reading this. And They should break in by the time hmmm.. segment 3! Ill be waiting kim. Its on sight. Also hi khloe and kourtney! See you at the burgers burgers burgers near my place, same time! Stay watermelon sisters!

Heyyyy Khloe and Kourtney,

I just wanted to say hi and express my admiration for both of you. Khloe, you're an inspiration as a fighter and survivor, and your beauty shines through in everything you do, including your work with Booty Booty Pop Juice. Kourtney, you're a goddess with your calm and confident vibe.Plus your such a natural beauty.

I love how funny, talented, and entertaining you both are (Khloe and Kourtney) and you two bring so much joy to us fans.

On an unpleasant note, I have a question for Kim (the annoying, ugly crying, whiny, rude, not watermelon sister) regarding her Glow Glow Glow (and I hope it finally Burns) business. What's her plan to address the MANY issues surrounding it, and how does she respond to criticism about its horrible impact on people's lives?

Xoxo

Your number 1 listener 🥳

Prioritizing safety and integrity: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hi kourtney, kim.., and khloe!!

For the best kardasim sisters(not kim): You guys are SO WATERMELON🍉 and ive heard about the stuff that happened to u guys like from the nightclub, i feel so bad for the owner of bbpj and it wasnt ur fault at all khloe(its kims) Anyways u guys slayyed💗

For kim:

It was my friend's birthday so i gave her the glow glow glow face scrub and body mist, and when she applied the scrub to her face, it became irritated and dried which then bleeded a lil bit when she touched it. She also sprayed the body mist at herself and me(I was curious) and our skin started to get irritated and we had red(ish?) spots around our body and we both ended up in the hospital cuz we both lost consciousness and eventually those "irritations" became SECOND DEGREE BURNS

My lawyer will have a talk to u. I hate you kim and your glow glow glow, i hope you get sued

#GlowGlowGlowSucks

#CancelGlowGlowGlow

Word for who is the smartest “doctor” tachypnea. Also Kim please explain why you lose literally every fight you get into on simgm? 😭

Hi sisters except Kim

Watching you guys at the club was SO watermelon except for when Kim tried to ruin Khloe’s BBPJ deal. I have a question for each of you:

Khloe will there be any charges pressed against Kim for the fact that she CLEARLY sabotaged you?

Kourtney did you torch the paparazzi’s car with Glow Glow Glow?

And Kim (what she sounds like to Kourtney) aaaaaaaaughehhhhhaaaaaehhhhaaaeeah

Translation: why do you blame other people for your bladder control issues?

Love you Kourtney and Khloe!!! Kim 🖕🖕🖕

Ps: Kourtney I LOVED your moves at the club how are you so talented???

Word for who's the smartest: cockalorum

Hey kardasims (EXCLUDINGG the glow glow glow fake deflated ass demon Kiem) i love the podcast and have been listening for awhile and i did unfortunately, but from the failing company glow glow glow because, TRIGGER WORD!! [kim] was promoting a new product ‘glow glow glow EXCLUSIVE red light face mask’ as i have heard they are very good for your skin! however when this product from hell arrived at my door in a biohazard labled box i took it in and opened the box and there was the mask! later that night i used it on my face after a rejuvenating booty booty pop juice drink (flavour watermelon) i settled into bed and my face started to feel hot with the mask on for 2.5 seconds so i turned it off and took it off, and my NOSE feel on the floor following my whole face burning off , kiem you con artest bitch and your failing comply are getting sued, i had to use my beautiful void no no no box to seal this demons product. kiem i want a refund and you should pay for my new facial reconstruction surgery so i can feel like a normal sim again… #demonglowglowglow #jailkim #fakeasskim #sued

Salvete to the two best Kardasim sisters, Khloé and Kourtney. What's the third one again? I think it's Rebecca. Anyway, last week I ordered the No No No Premium Edition box, and I was absolutely horrified when I saw Kim's Glow Glow Glow brain lotion inside. I immediately threw it outside and it exploded as soon as it hit the pavement. Kim, why can't you accept that your sisters have better businesses? I hope you guys like my personal oc!

Stay watermelon Khloé and Kourt 🍉🍉🐺 #no #fighterandsurvivor #jailkim #kockroachesunite🪳

Natasha the Russian scientist from Episode 66 (AKA Sksks no Yuh or Kim's SimRussian sister(?)), so watermelon or so not watermelon?