Hello Slaydasims, well not Khloe she sucks, I am an employee for booty booty pop juice and since Khloe is now apart of the company she is my new boss overseeing the factory we work in, I thought Kehms factory was bad but this, this is something else. The self proclaimed "fighter and survivor" regularly checks in on us every 15 minutes to make sure we are doing our job, and to make sure we our keeping our spaces organised and tidy, which we always do.
But one person named Robbert Andrew Simluis had accidentally spilt his booty booty pop juice ass max pro drink on the floor and Khloe walked in, saw the spillage and was a little annoyed but when she saw that he had placed the drink can in a unorganised way she FLIPPED. She went up to him and punched him in the face and said "if you mess up again you stupid bitch I will leak your entire families booty hole pics to the whole world" he was devastated but got back to work, but the next day I came in and he was nowhere to be seen. I saw a lizard scale on the floor looked at it closer and noticed it had an engraving that said "GGG" aka glow glow glow. Now correct me if I am wrong but I believe Khloe is working with Kim to dispose of any unwanted employees, having the Kehums lizards take them to vanish.
Kourtney pleaaaaase send help and get us remaining workers out of here and Khloe I will see you in court
Good day Kardasims. Not you Khum. Your ass is deflating and your natural, pre dentist ass is basically concave. You will never find true love and you will die penniless, alone, and ugly.
I was rewatching the paranormal activity video when I noticed something. At 2:59, Khloe says "This spirit better not touch my flawless pantry". But that's not what the subtitles say. They say "father's" instead of "flawless". Maybe the spirit tampered with them. But why father? Unless... Could it be? Was the spirit... The spirit of Robert Kardasim Sr?
Someone must have set him off. And let's not lie, it was probably definitely Khiem. I'm guessing it was Glow Glow Glow related. Maybe in Keauom's dream, he said he wanted to build a successful Glow Glow Glow, and Kium either intentionally unintentionally misheard it like the stupid bitch she is or just lied like the corrupt con she is.
But what were the reasons behind his destructive actions? I think that he wanted to possess Kem and rebuild Glow Glow Glow bigger and better. But it was hard enough getting through from the spirit realm, and Doctor De Nicki Minaj, the attempted exorcism, and the retaliation of Khloe only disoriented and aggravated him. He wanted to get rid of Khloe because he knew she would only try to stop him and just try to destroy Glow Glow Glow altogether(But Khloe is a fighter and survivor, so she probably just crawled away and forgot everything that happened or was never believed). We know he would do anything to succeed, he was a lawyer and businessman after all(A successful one that Keum tries to be).
Why was Kaeum never found though? I think that the spirit was unable to function with an ass like hers and couldn't use a set of organs ruined by orange soda and breathing in Glow Glow Glow. Her body was probably finished off after walking into the Glow Glow Glow HQ after walking in without proper equipment.
Finally, why would Robert strike now? Maybe he heard about the astronomical amount of Glow Glow Glow victims in the afterlife, or maybe he knew and recognised one of the Glow Glow Glow victims in the Podcast Episode 100 voice messages.
These are just theories, but Kim, if this is true, maybe you should seriously consider changing Glow Glow Glow if your own late father is trying to stop you. Love you Khloe and Kourtney. Remember what I said here.
Hey koretney, keem, koloe. I have a question: What are your favorite games? (applies to the three of you)All of your products are so watermelon! Keem's booty booty pop juice, koretneye's glow glow glow, and koloe's no no no are sooo watermelon.k bye.
Hello to the most watermelon Kardashian trio, Khloe, Kourtney, and Rob, even if he's not on the podcast and has the other one, what's her name? Rebecca? Megan? Aimee? Oh right, Kem, in his place. Anyways, I have a question for each of the podcast sisters(including Kem I guess).
For Kourtney, the nonchalant skinny legend, will you ever make a video on the Kardasim or SimGM channel featuring your No No No boxes?
For Kem, the stupid bitch, when are you going to pay me the 3 years worth of profits from the promotional, designing, and production work I did for Glow Glow Glow when it was starting up during my uni years about 8 years ago, plus pay me for emotional costs from manipulating and blackmailing me into staying after I found out what a shithole businesswoman you are(and when I say pay, I don't mean offering me a perfume that was discontinued by the SFDA for having the same properties as a plutonium and uranium nuclear bomb for 50,000 dollars, which might be cheap to you but bear in mind me and my entire family were heavily in debt which is why I took the damn job in the first place) Also, when will you bring back my friends that I know you and vanish kidnapped for testing after I finally managed to quit? Yes I am onto you about that, even if the news says they just ran away on a dare and found their bodies in the river. I looked through their burnt down houses and found remnants of the GGG glitter bombs, and the VANISH uniform/hazmat suits.
For Khloe, the fighter and survivor queen, did you know that Kem stole money, formulas, and trade secrets from Booty Booty Pop Juice when she was just starting out, and even sabotaged some products by mixing in mountain chicken meconium and rabies infected baby yinpterochiroptera saliva?
Bonus: Kris, you were the one that practically guilt tripped me into helping Kem which I was happy for a job as a broke university student but you knew I had no choice but to help your brain dead daughter with her shitty business as a broke university student in the presence of a multimillionaire.
I will be contacting the Kockroach Army, as lawsuits get you nowhere with Glow Glow fucking Glow.
Hi to the watermelon sisters and Kim! My question is for Kim: would you ever drink booty booty pop juice? And how did glow glow glow lipstick burn down my house??
Glow Glow (the knock off of Glow Glow Glow) so watermelon or so not watermelon
Sisters I love you all... not KIm though her products are EVIL and a SCAM Love you Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall, Kylie and even Rob, Question for Kim how do you feel about one of the factories for Glow X3 was bombed and was destroyed and the only thing left were Kockroaches, love NO NO NO and Booty Booty Pop Juice
On episode 84 Kim said she was considering starting a glow glow glow streaming service.
Well, I found it. It wasn’t like every other streaming platform like Sim YouTube TV, Sim Hulu, or SimFlix. It was of course a sketchy website that was a pop up ad when I was looking on Fashsim Nova for clothes. I let my curiosity get the best of me- I’m so sorry fighter Khloe for doing this stupid bitch act- but I even opened the website in an incognito tab. Plus, I added a VPN and an anti virus plugin. It all didn’t work and I got 164,998 viruses on my laptop-…funny how that number is less than the number of instructions on Kim’s products.
Long story short, my computer got hacked and my internet got corrupted as well. Which means EVERY SINGLE device of mine that was connected to the Wi-Fi is now HACKED. Including my beautiful baby sister’s and parents devices too. Kim I’m writing this on my friends phone because I can no longer use mine. FIX THIS PLEASE!! And I don’t want to hear the instructions argument because it was a WEBSITE!! Love you yall 💖💖#staywatermelon 🍉
And Btw the only video on the website was a video of Kim “teaching” people how to read introductions..- even though she doesn’t know how to read. period.
Hey sisters, if you were characters from Avatar: The Last Airbender, who would you be? I think you would each be one of Ozai's angels. Kourtney would be Mai, Khloe would be Azula, and Kim would be Ty Lee.
I'm Raine from malaysia and you have no idea how much i love you three!
Kourtney, Your No No No boxes are so amazingly watermelon, that i bought the No No No mansion deluxe supreme to have my very own mansion and the No No No's blackest box to travel across the globe globe globe! You are such an unbothered queen!
Khloe, you have taught and influenced me to become a true fighter and survivor just like you, and because you introduce me to booty booty pop juice, my skin is soooooo crystal clear and rejuvenated!
And Kim, you may be a stupid b*tch and delusional biochemist, but you'll always be my stupidest b*tch out of all of the stupidest b*tches. And because of your amazing glow glow glow products, i bought several of her bioweaponry and biohazard products to committ arson, getting revenge of my past enemies, and creating an army of GLOWZILLAs and the infamous GLOWKONG to unleash chaos and destruction!
And by the way, i have a question for you three! If you found yourself in Teyvat after you were separated from each other by an unknown god, and you met a talking fairy named Paimon, What's the first and next thing you do on your journey to find your sisters and across Teyvat?
Keep on slaying kardasims!! Lots of love from malaysia! 🥰❤️
Hey Kardasims!! I love you guys! I wanted to ask what is your favorite iconic moment from the PODCAST? Orange salad, Fighter and Survivor, chicken garden salad, or any others that you can think of? 🍉🍉
Ps: did you know that Kim’s “bullying/bowling” started on Episode 3? She’s so f*cking dumb and ugly! lol!! 😂
Hello Kardasim sisters. Have you girls seen Kris as of lately? She looks sooooo beautiful and younger than all three of you 🤭 I want to know, is her new young face because she got the new Booty Booty Pop Juice Young and Bootiful Berry flavor, the Glow Glow Glow Age slimming clay mask, or did she purchase the new No No No blast to the past! box? (Or maybe she just made a very long visit to the ‘dentist’ ?) Anyways, love you girls, keep staying 🍉
Hi Kardasims, this is a statement for Kim. I am a nuclear scientist and recently purchased the new Glow Glow Glow Orange Candle (disgusting scent) and bought the official Glow Glow Glow Magnifying Glass. I read all 14 pages THREE TIMES and followed the instructions very carefully, including buying a Simart brand baggie, flilling it with orange soda and using the refraction of the sunlight to light the candle, but after the candle had been lit, all of the workers exposed to the candle scent immediately passed out. Our team rushed them to the infirmary and we watched as they became exact copies of Kim. Our company will be sueing and we will see you in court.
For listener response: Hey Kardasims! Love you all, especially Kourtney and Khloe! My questions is for Kourtney: Have you ever used one of your sisters products?
Listeners Response :Hello Kardasim sisters!! To Khloe, the best and only spokeperson of Booty Booty Pop Juice.Kourtney,the queen of No No No. And Kim, the biochemist professor of Glow Hoe Hoe.I absolutely love your podcast and sometimes i hear it at night when im supposed to be sleeping.
Anyways, my first question is for Kim, why the hell did you send your Glow Glow Glow to my house through my windom!?It was sent to me by a pigeon from your "factory", A.K.A, a literal trash dump. My mom thought it was her package and used it, and now she is in a 40 decade coma, her skin is burnt off, and she sounds like someone who smokes 9000 packs of cigarettes a day, PREPARE FOR 7 LAWSUITS COMING YOUR WAY,Kim.
To Khloe,love you,girl.
I once used your Booty Booty Pop Juice:Durian Booty Plumper, and now my ass is as big as The Titanic. But there is only one problem, all of my friends keep saying that im flat as a peice of paper. Is this a side effect? If yes, please tell me when it'll stop.
To Kourtney,
Today i bought your new No No No School Box, where inside it has an entire school,i can now home-school. But as soon as i opened the box, i was crushed by the weight of the school that landed on me. When the excavators lifted the school off of me, it said Glow Glow Glow Biochemistry University. Kourtney, do you know about any of this? And Kim, fuck you.
Hello Kardasims, first I wanted to say hi and say that Kourtney and Khloe are my favorites. I also love Kim, but my favorites are Kourtney and Khloe. Next up, I wanted to ask, Kim what happened to your new employees Kourtina and Chloe?
Hey Kardasims! I’m a really big fan and i listen to your podcast like, every night and i fall asleep to your soothing and beautiful voices.
So i want to inform y’all that I’ve been using the Glow Glow Glow makeup kit. And omg, I don’t get the hate, instead of getting rashes because of the makeup kit or becoming a glowzilla, my makeup was actually SO GOOD. Why? Because i read the 200 paged instructions, I’ve never seen instructions with two hundred pages but uh, whatever. Kim doesn’t deserve this hate and bullying, you’ll get wonderful results if you read the instructions.
Thanks to our Glow Glow Glow queen mother and so watermelonest sister, Kim Kardasim. And you too Queen Khloe, the host of the pod cast and the most organized sister and to the coolest and hottest sister, Kourtney. The Booty Booty pop juice and No No No box that i ordered are coming there way, love from the Philippines! <33
Hai…other kardasims, HELLO my beautiful glorious nonchalant queen kourtney, before i ask my question i wanted to tell you guys about how glow glow glow saved my life…yes, i know thats hard to believe. But let me tell you, it’s real honey…. i mean honeys.
So, Im in the kourtney fanclub, yes that exists. And these two ugly doinks got angry because i said i was kourtneys number one fan, so they planned to jump my ass, and they just so happened to catch me lacking in a mcdonalds parking lot.
After i got my big mac meal, i walked outside and i saw them, they looked angry like literal bulls and you can tell cause they had literal steam coming out of their fucking ears, probably cause i caught them snorting glow glow glow setting powder in the bathroom at the kfc (kourtney fan club ) meeting. those bitches were… on something WICKED, and i KNEW they were going to DRAGG me for FILTH!!
I had to act fast because it was two girls and only one of me. One small petite and beautiful me might i add. Just incase you wanted to know kourtney ☺️😊 I first put my food down then looked through my PRADA bag because those zombies were running at me at full speed, i was SOY afraid. Then i remembered that i had glow glow glow supernova super tan tanning spray that i was going to use to execute the kfc leader, so that i could take his place because he ain’t NO diva. So i decided to spray that shit in their eyes, and then they started screeching and they were growing fat green and red lumps on their skin, like christmas ornaments
sooner or later those bitches exploded!!! I was soy afraid…
that my big mac meal got fucked up in the attack!! I really wanted to eat that. I checked on it and it was fine and still warm, but those bitches got blood on my BRAND NEW RED RUBY 6 INCH PUMPS!! 👠
Anyways, thanks kim i guess, if it werent for your chemicals in a bottle i wouldnt be able to look at kourtneys ig photos and buy all of the no no no boxes. I dont even want to imagine a life like that…
Booty booty pop juice not pictured, thanks for being the narrator khloe! 🤍🫰
My question is for Kourtney of course, Would you ever make a visit to the kfc? Or were you aware of it?
P.S Im the queen and leader of it now so ive made some changes. Its BIGGER AND BETTER.
Hello the best sisters of all time! You are my idol and all ny family's idols I hope you keep this amazing podcast running. And Booty Booty Pop Juice, girl, it's so good I feel more younger than ever. (something that Glow Glow Glow didn't do)
Question for Kourtney: You are an ICON in the simworld and in the humans world. How does it feel being a literal queen? Is it heavy carrying the podcast all times? Love U
And shotout to Kim for literally burning my skin when I used Glow Glow Glow sunscreen. I had to go to the hospital after that.
Hello, Sisters! I'm Mon from the Philippines and I'm a fan of simgm productions and your podcast. I have been listening to you guys since the pandemic started and I always listen to your podcast before I go to sleep and when studying lol. Here's my question: Is Khloe really just pretending to be the spokesperson for Booty Booty Pop Juice, or is she auditioning for the role of "Wannabe CEO"? Word on the street is that Prudence and Zack's mom, the real boss, is totally in the know—so, spill the tea!
Hay kardasims sisters. Khloe the fighter and survivor, khem the bioweapons creator and kotny the queen of nonono empty boxes.
I'm here today just to tell you huys something. GLOW GLOW GLOW ZILLA JUST DESTROYED MY FREAKKINNNNNNN HOUSEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! Like whattt?????
I was just sitting in my leaving room while drinking booty booty pop juice extra boom blast sugar cane booty pop exploding ass strawberry flavored soda while watching a documentary on how does kim explode while using her own product, but then i heard a loud banging comes from my nonono fish tank black hole edition. I go and look what makes that loud noise and BOOMMMM. A freakking glow zilla jump out of the box with tons of cockroaches covering it. Those cockroaches then vaporized and turn into a thick blue smoke and rushing into my lugs forcefully. I was shock and don't know what to do. Right now my vision is slowly turning blue and i started growing big and thick nails. Also some scale, thick ass scale bursting out from my skin along with a tail. I am so scared. Khem please help me. What should i do. And kotny why would you let khem send me that fish tank yesterday. She came and throw the tank through my windows killing my mom ashes. Oh btw, klhoe, that soda is really good. There even some real strawberry chunk in it and it is delicious.
OH my god. Hey sisters! Thats right bitches its me. Thank god this came through, it seems SOMEONE has been removing my post to keep me quiet. Now enough About ME. a week ago, my manager came to me acting weird.. they were acting scared and tense and they handed me a make up kit and said “I need you to do a makeup review with this by tomorrow.” Then he rushed off. Although it was weird i had nothing else to do so i decided to do it. I read the instructions and started applying it to my face (honestly really bad quality if you asking me) only after 5 minutes my face felt tingly then my face started burning!! My face started to burn off and the small bits that fell, landed on my leg and started burning that off too!!! I yelled for siri to call an ambulance and they shortly arrived. The officers there told me that there was a sticker over the make up kit, the product name? Glow. Glow. GLOW. When i told them it was my manager that gave it to me, they had told me my manger was found DEAD and hour ago! The injuries were severe and i was told i would never walk in heels again. (and say this with emotion khloe please) HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO LIVE WITHOUT MY HEEELS. So i started to take action, i called a couple of people cough cough CHRIS. cough and this person thought it would be nice for you to have a “timeout” so the police are outside by the time your reading this. And They should break in by the time hmmm.. segment 3! Ill be waiting kim. Its on sight. Also hi khloe and kourtney! See you at the burgers burgers burgers near my place, same time! Stay watermelon sisters!
For the best kardasim sisters(not kim): You guys are SO WATERMELON🍉 and ive heard about the stuff that happened to u guys like from the nightclub, i feel so bad for the owner of bbpj and it wasnt ur fault at all khloe(its kims) Anyways u guys slayyed💗
For kim:
It was my friend's birthday so i gave her the glow glow glow face scrub and body mist, and when she applied the scrub to her face, it became irritated and dried which then bleeded a lil bit when she touched it. She also sprayed the body mist at herself and me(I was curious) and our skin started to get irritated and we had red(ish?) spots around our body and we both ended up in the hospital cuz we both lost consciousness and eventually those "irritations" became SECOND DEGREE BURNS
My lawyer will have a talk to u. I hate you kim and your glow glow glow, i hope you get sued
Hey kardasims (EXCLUDINGG the glow glow glow fake deflated ass demon Kiem) i love the podcast and have been listening for awhile and i did unfortunately, but from the failing company glow glow glow because, TRIGGER WORD!! [kim] was promoting a new product ‘glow glow glow EXCLUSIVE red light face mask’ as i have heard they are very good for your skin! however when this product from hell arrived at my door in a biohazard labled box i took it in and opened the box and there was the mask! later that night i used it on my face after a rejuvenating booty booty pop juice drink (flavour watermelon) i settled into bed and my face started to feel hot with the mask on for 2.5 seconds so i turned it off and took it off, and my NOSE feel on the floor following my whole face burning off , kiem you con artest bitch and your failing comply are getting sued, i had to use my beautiful void no no no box to seal this demons product. kiem i want a refund and you should pay for my new facial reconstruction surgery so i can feel like a normal sim again… #demonglowglowglow#jailkim#fakeasskim#sued
Salvete to the two best Kardasim sisters, Khloé and Kourtney. What's the third one again? I think it's Rebecca. Anyway, last week I ordered the No No No Premium Edition box, and I was absolutely horrified when I saw Kim's Glow Glow Glow brain lotion inside. I immediately threw it outside and it exploded as soon as it hit the pavement. Kim, why can't you accept that your sisters have better businesses? I hope you guys like my personal oc!
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Hello Slaydasims, well not Khloe she sucks, I am an employee for booty booty pop juice and since Khloe is now apart of the company she is my new boss overseeing the factory we work in, I thought Kehms factory was bad but this, this is something else. The self proclaimed "fighter and survivor" regularly checks in on us every 15 minutes to make sure we are doing our job, and to make sure we our keeping our spaces organised and tidy, which we always do.
But one person named Robbert Andrew Simluis had accidentally spilt his booty booty pop juice ass max pro drink on the floor and Khloe walked in, saw the spillage and was a little annoyed but when she saw that he had placed the drink can in a unorganised way she FLIPPED. She went up to him and punched him in the face and said "if you mess up again you stupid bitch I will leak your entire families booty hole pics to the whole world" he was devastated but got back to work, but the next day I came in and he was nowhere to be seen. I saw a lizard scale on the floor looked at it closer and noticed it had an engraving that said "GGG" aka glow glow glow. Now correct me if I am wrong but I believe Khloe is working with Kim to dispose of any unwanted employees, having the Kehums lizards take them to vanish.
Kourtney pleaaaaase send help and get us remaining workers out of here and Khloe I will see you in court
#Bootybootyflopjuice
#JudyJudyjobpoos
#NoNoNo
#Krisismyqueen
Good day Kardasims. Not you Khum. Your ass is deflating and your natural, pre dentist ass is basically concave. You will never find true love and you will die penniless, alone, and ugly.
I was rewatching the paranormal activity video when I noticed something. At 2:59, Khloe says "This spirit better not touch my flawless pantry". But that's not what the subtitles say. They say "father's" instead of "flawless". Maybe the spirit tampered with them. But why father? Unless... Could it be? Was the spirit... The spirit of Robert Kardasim Sr?
Someone must have set him off. And let's not lie, it was probably definitely Khiem. I'm guessing it was Glow Glow Glow related. Maybe in Keauom's dream, he said he wanted to build a successful Glow Glow Glow, and Kium either intentionally unintentionally misheard it like the stupid bitch she is or just lied like the corrupt con she is.
But what were the reasons behind his destructive actions? I think that he wanted to possess Kem and rebuild Glow Glow Glow bigger and better. But it was hard enough getting through from the spirit realm, and Doctor De Nicki Minaj, the attempted exorcism, and the retaliation of Khloe only disoriented and aggravated him. He wanted to get rid of Khloe because he knew she would only try to stop him and just try to destroy Glow Glow Glow altogether(But Khloe is a fighter and survivor, so she probably just crawled away and forgot everything that happened or was never believed). We know he would do anything to succeed, he was a lawyer and businessman after all(A successful one that Keum tries to be).
Why was Kaeum never found though? I think that the spirit was unable to function with an ass like hers and couldn't use a set of organs ruined by orange soda and breathing in Glow Glow Glow. Her body was probably finished off after walking into the Glow Glow Glow HQ after walking in without proper equipment.
Finally, why would Robert strike now? Maybe he heard about the astronomical amount of Glow Glow Glow victims in the afterlife, or maybe he knew and recognised one of the Glow Glow Glow victims in the Podcast Episode 100 voice messages.
These are just theories, but Kim, if this is true, maybe you should seriously consider changing Glow Glow Glow if your own late father is trying to stop you. Love you Khloe and Kourtney. Remember what I said here.
BeyonSim (Beyoncé), so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Khloe's BDSMR - a 2 part edit by yours truly (this took me ages and is part of a bigger compilation YTP video)
Hey koretney, keem, koloe. I have a question: What are your favorite games? (applies to the three of you) All of your products are so watermelon! Keem's booty booty pop juice, koretneye's glow glow glow, and koloe's no no no are sooo watermelon. k bye.
Hello to the most watermelon Kardashian trio, Khloe, Kourtney, and Rob, even if he's not on the podcast and has the other one, what's her name? Rebecca? Megan? Aimee? Oh right, Kem, in his place. Anyways, I have a question for each of the podcast sisters(including Kem I guess).
For Kourtney, the nonchalant skinny legend, will you ever make a video on the Kardasim or SimGM channel featuring your No No No boxes?
For Kem, the stupid bitch, when are you going to pay me the 3 years worth of profits from the promotional, designing, and production work I did for Glow Glow Glow when it was starting up during my uni years about 8 years ago, plus pay me for emotional costs from manipulating and blackmailing me into staying after I found out what a shithole businesswoman you are(and when I say pay, I don't mean offering me a perfume that was discontinued by the SFDA for having the same properties as a plutonium and uranium nuclear bomb for 50,000 dollars, which might be cheap to you but bear in mind me and my entire family were heavily in debt which is why I took the damn job in the first place) Also, when will you bring back my friends that I know you and vanish kidnapped for testing after I finally managed to quit? Yes I am onto you about that, even if the news says they just ran away on a dare and found their bodies in the river. I looked through their burnt down houses and found remnants of the GGG glitter bombs, and the VANISH uniform/hazmat suits.
For Khloe, the fighter and survivor queen, did you know that Kem stole money, formulas, and trade secrets from Booty Booty Pop Juice when she was just starting out, and even sabotaged some products by mixing in mountain chicken meconium and rabies infected baby yinpterochiroptera saliva?
Bonus: Kris, you were the one that practically guilt tripped me into helping Kem which I was happy for a job as a broke university student but you knew I had no choice but to help your brain dead daughter with her shitty business as a broke university student in the presence of a multimillionaire.
I will be contacting the Kockroach Army, as lawsuits get you nowhere with Glow Glow fucking Glow.
Keep slaying Kourtney and Khloe! Screw you Kem
Hi to the watermelon sisters and Kim! My question is for Kim: would you ever drink booty booty pop juice? And how did glow glow glow lipstick burn down my house??
Love from Germany!!
Glow Glow (the knock off of Glow Glow Glow) so watermelon or so not watermelon
Sisters I love you all... not KIm though her products are EVIL and a SCAM Love you Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall, Kylie and even Rob, Question for Kim how do you feel about one of the factories for Glow X3 was bombed and was destroyed and the only thing left were Kockroaches, love NO NO NO and Booty Booty Pop Juice
Who's the smartest- Tyrotoxism
Helllloooo Kardasimsss!🍉🍉🍉
Let me get straight to the point-
On episode 84 Kim said she was considering starting a glow glow glow streaming service.
Well, I found it. It wasn’t like every other streaming platform like Sim YouTube TV, Sim Hulu, or SimFlix. It was of course a sketchy website that was a pop up ad when I was looking on Fashsim Nova for clothes. I let my curiosity get the best of me- I’m so sorry fighter Khloe for doing this stupid bitch act- but I even opened the website in an incognito tab. Plus, I added a VPN and an anti virus plugin. It all didn’t work and I got 164,998 viruses on my laptop-…funny how that number is less than the number of instructions on Kim’s products.
Long story short, my computer got hacked and my internet got corrupted as well. Which means EVERY SINGLE device of mine that was connected to the Wi-Fi is now HACKED. Including my beautiful baby sister’s and parents devices too. Kim I’m writing this on my friends phone because I can no longer use mine. FIX THIS PLEASE!! And I don’t want to hear the instructions argument because it was a WEBSITE!! Love you yall 💖💖#staywatermelon 🍉
And Btw the only video on the website was a video of Kim “teaching” people how to read introductions..- even though she doesn’t know how to read. period.
Timothée Chalamet, so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Hey sisters, if you were characters from Avatar: The Last Airbender, who would you be? I think you would each be one of Ozai's angels. Kourtney would be Mai, Khloe would be Azula, and Kim would be Ty Lee.
Hi, Kardasims sisters!
I'm Raine from malaysia and you have no idea how much i love you three!
Kourtney, Your No No No boxes are so amazingly watermelon, that i bought the No No No mansion deluxe supreme to have my very own mansion and the No No No's blackest box to travel across the globe globe globe! You are such an unbothered queen!
Khloe, you have taught and influenced me to become a true fighter and survivor just like you, and because you introduce me to booty booty pop juice, my skin is soooooo crystal clear and rejuvenated!
And Kim, you may be a stupid b*tch and delusional biochemist, but you'll always be my stupidest b*tch out of all of the stupidest b*tches. And because of your amazing glow glow glow products, i bought several of her bioweaponry and biohazard products to committ arson, getting revenge of my past enemies, and creating an army of GLOWZILLAs and the infamous GLOWKONG to unleash chaos and destruction!
And by the way, i have a question for you three! If you found yourself in Teyvat after you were separated from each other by an unknown god, and you met a talking fairy named Paimon, What's the first and next thing you do on your journey to find your sisters and across Teyvat?
Keep on slaying kardasims!! Lots of love from malaysia! 🥰❤️
Hey Kardasims!! I love you guys! I wanted to ask what is your favorite iconic moment from the PODCAST? Orange salad, Fighter and Survivor, chicken garden salad, or any others that you can think of? 🍉🍉
Ps: did you know that Kim’s “bullying/bowling” started on Episode 3? She’s so f*cking dumb and ugly! lol!! 😂
Bye bye love you guys!
#Fighter #KourtneyIsMyGoddess
Hello Kardasim sisters. Have you girls seen Kris as of lately? She looks sooooo beautiful and younger than all three of you 🤭 I want to know, is her new young face because she got the new Booty Booty Pop Juice Young and Bootiful Berry flavor, the Glow Glow Glow Age slimming clay mask, or did she purchase the new No No No blast to the past! box? (Or maybe she just made a very long visit to the ‘dentist’ ?) Anyways, love you girls, keep staying 🍉
Hi Kardasims, this is a statement for Kim. I am a nuclear scientist and recently purchased the new Glow Glow Glow Orange Candle (disgusting scent) and bought the official Glow Glow Glow Magnifying Glass. I read all 14 pages THREE TIMES and followed the instructions very carefully, including buying a Simart brand baggie, flilling it with orange soda and using the refraction of the sunlight to light the candle, but after the candle had been lit, all of the workers exposed to the candle scent immediately passed out. Our team rushed them to the infirmary and we watched as they became exact copies of Kim. Our company will be sueing and we will see you in court.
Breaking the fourth wall, so watermelon or so not watermelon
The Pyramids of Sim Giza : So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?
For listener response: Hey Kardasims! Love you all, especially Kourtney and Khloe! My questions is for Kourtney: Have you ever used one of your sisters products?
Ps: Glow glow glow set my house on fire, KIM
The Substance by Glow Glow Glow - So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon
Graduating from the law school program after 6 years, so watermelon or so not watermelon?
hey kardasims, khloe the survivor and kourtney the no queen.
to kim, it’s you, hi you’re the problem it’s you.
my question is for kem, when you cry and say ‘whyyyyyy’ what does it mean? i do wonder sometimes, you could be an alien.
anyway love you girls! stay watermelon 🍉 #KourtinaAndKhloeWithAC
Graduating law school after 6 years: so watermelon or so not watermelon
Who's the smartest?: Yowl
Listeners Response :Hello Kardasim sisters!! To Khloe, the best and only spokeperson of Booty Booty Pop Juice.Kourtney,the queen of No No No. And Kim, the biochemist professor of Glow Hoe Hoe.I absolutely love your podcast and sometimes i hear it at night when im supposed to be sleeping.
Anyways, my first question is for Kim, why the hell did you send your Glow Glow Glow to my house through my windom!?It was sent to me by a pigeon from your "factory", A.K.A, a literal trash dump. My mom thought it was her package and used it, and now she is in a 40 decade coma, her skin is burnt off, and she sounds like someone who smokes 9000 packs of cigarettes a day, PREPARE FOR 7 LAWSUITS COMING YOUR WAY,Kim.
To Khloe,love you,girl.
I once used your Booty Booty Pop Juice:Durian Booty Plumper, and now my ass is as big as The Titanic. But there is only one problem, all of my friends keep saying that im flat as a peice of paper. Is this a side effect? If yes, please tell me when it'll stop.
To Kourtney,
Today i bought your new No No No School Box, where inside it has an entire school,i can now home-school. But as soon as i opened the box, i was crushed by the weight of the school that landed on me. When the excavators lifted the school off of me, it said Glow Glow Glow Biochemistry University. Kourtney, do you know about any of this? And Kim, fuck you.
thanK you aIMee❤️
Love you guys, stay watermelon!
Love from Malaysia🇲🇾.
The Substance: so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Wildfires: so watermelon or so not watermelon
Hello Kardasims, first I wanted to say hi and say that Kourtney and Khloe are my favorites. I also love Kim, but my favorites are Kourtney and Khloe. Next up, I wanted to ask, Kim what happened to your new employees Kourtina and Chloe?
Hey Kardasims! I’m a really big fan and i listen to your podcast like, every night and i fall asleep to your soothing and beautiful voices.
So i want to inform y’all that I’ve been using the Glow Glow Glow makeup kit. And omg, I don’t get the hate, instead of getting rashes because of the makeup kit or becoming a glowzilla, my makeup was actually SO GOOD. Why? Because i read the 200 paged instructions, I’ve never seen instructions with two hundred pages but uh, whatever. Kim doesn’t deserve this hate and bullying, you’ll get wonderful results if you read the instructions.
Thanks to our Glow Glow Glow queen mother and so watermelonest sister, Kim Kardasim. And you too Queen Khloe, the host of the pod cast and the most organized sister and to the coolest and hottest sister, Kourtney. The Booty Booty pop juice and No No No box that i ordered are coming there way, love from the Philippines! <33
Hi sisters, can you do an highlight of the Glowzilla's appearance in the podcast (episode 63)? Love from France. You're all so watermelon🍉🍉🍉
Phoenix cats, so watermelon or so not watermelon
White lies, so watermelon or so not watermelon
Hai…other kardasims, HELLO my beautiful glorious nonchalant queen kourtney, before i ask my question i wanted to tell you guys about how glow glow glow saved my life…yes, i know thats hard to believe. But let me tell you, it’s real honey…. i mean honeys.
So, Im in the kourtney fanclub, yes that exists. And these two ugly doinks got angry because i said i was kourtneys number one fan, so they planned to jump my ass, and they just so happened to catch me lacking in a mcdonalds parking lot.
After i got my big mac meal, i walked outside and i saw them, they looked angry like literal bulls and you can tell cause they had literal steam coming out of their fucking ears, probably cause i caught them snorting glow glow glow setting powder in the bathroom at the kfc (kourtney fan club ) meeting. those bitches were… on something WICKED, and i KNEW they were going to DRAGG me for FILTH!!
I had to act fast because it was two girls and only one of me. One small petite and beautiful me might i add. Just incase you wanted to know kourtney ☺️😊 I first put my food down then looked through my PRADA bag because those zombies were running at me at full speed, i was SOY afraid. Then i remembered that i had glow glow glow supernova super tan tanning spray that i was going to use to execute the kfc leader, so that i could take his place because he ain’t NO diva. So i decided to spray that shit in their eyes, and then they started screeching and they were growing fat green and red lumps on their skin, like christmas ornaments
sooner or later those bitches exploded!!! I was soy afraid…
that my big mac meal got fucked up in the attack!! I really wanted to eat that. I checked on it and it was fine and still warm, but those bitches got blood on my BRAND NEW RED RUBY 6 INCH PUMPS!! 👠
Anyways, thanks kim i guess, if it werent for your chemicals in a bottle i wouldnt be able to look at kourtneys ig photos and buy all of the no no no boxes. I dont even want to imagine a life like that…
Booty booty pop juice not pictured, thanks for being the narrator khloe! 🤍🫰
My question is for Kourtney of course, Would you ever make a visit to the kfc? Or were you aware of it?
P.S Im the queen and leader of it now so ive made some changes. Its BIGGER AND BETTER.
#kourtneyisthebest #glowglowglowtohell #kfc!! #saviorkim
#nickiminajistheQUEENofrap
Cows (specifically for Khloe), so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Hello the best sisters of all time! You are my idol and all ny family's idols I hope you keep this amazing podcast running. And Booty Booty Pop Juice, girl, it's so good I feel more younger than ever. (something that Glow Glow Glow didn't do)
Question for Kourtney: You are an ICON in the simworld and in the humans world. How does it feel being a literal queen? Is it heavy carrying the podcast all times? Love U
And shotout to Kim for literally burning my skin when I used Glow Glow Glow sunscreen. I had to go to the hospital after that.
Hello, Sisters! I'm Mon from the Philippines and I'm a fan of simgm productions and your podcast. I have been listening to you guys since the pandemic started and I always listen to your podcast before I go to sleep and when studying lol. Here's my question: Is Khloe really just pretending to be the spokesperson for Booty Booty Pop Juice, or is she auditioning for the role of "Wannabe CEO"? Word on the street is that Prudence and Zack's mom, the real boss, is totally in the know—so, spill the tea!
Who's the Smartest?:
"I go in hard, come out soft, and am never the same. What am I?"
Hay kardasims sisters. Khloe the fighter and survivor, khem the bioweapons creator and kotny the queen of nonono empty boxes.
I'm here today just to tell you huys something. GLOW GLOW GLOW ZILLA JUST DESTROYED MY FREAKKINNNNNNN HOUSEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! Like whattt?????
I was just sitting in my leaving room while drinking booty booty pop juice extra boom blast sugar cane booty pop exploding ass strawberry flavored soda while watching a documentary on how does kim explode while using her own product, but then i heard a loud banging comes from my nonono fish tank black hole edition. I go and look what makes that loud noise and BOOMMMM. A freakking glow zilla jump out of the box with tons of cockroaches covering it. Those cockroaches then vaporized and turn into a thick blue smoke and rushing into my lugs forcefully. I was shock and don't know what to do. Right now my vision is slowly turning blue and i started growing big and thick nails. Also some scale, thick ass scale bursting out from my skin along with a tail. I am so scared. Khem please help me. What should i do. And kotny why would you let khem send me that fish tank yesterday. She came and throw the tank through my windows killing my mom ashes. Oh btw, klhoe, that soda is really good. There even some real strawberry chunk in it and it is delicious.
Flash mobs: So watermelon, or so not watermelon?
OH my god. Hey sisters! Thats right bitches its me. Thank god this came through, it seems SOMEONE has been removing my post to keep me quiet. Now enough About ME. a week ago, my manager came to me acting weird.. they were acting scared and tense and they handed me a make up kit and said “I need you to do a makeup review with this by tomorrow.” Then he rushed off. Although it was weird i had nothing else to do so i decided to do it. I read the instructions and started applying it to my face (honestly really bad quality if you asking me) only after 5 minutes my face felt tingly then my face started burning!! My face started to burn off and the small bits that fell, landed on my leg and started burning that off too!!! I yelled for siri to call an ambulance and they shortly arrived. The officers there told me that there was a sticker over the make up kit, the product name? Glow. Glow. GLOW. When i told them it was my manager that gave it to me, they had told me my manger was found DEAD and hour ago! The injuries were severe and i was told i would never walk in heels again. (and say this with emotion khloe please) HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO LIVE WITHOUT MY HEEELS. So i started to take action, i called a couple of people cough cough CHRIS. cough and this person thought it would be nice for you to have a “timeout” so the police are outside by the time your reading this. And They should break in by the time hmmm.. segment 3! Ill be waiting kim. Its on sight. Also hi khloe and kourtney! See you at the burgers burgers burgers near my place, same time! Stay watermelon sisters!
Prioritizing safety and integrity: So watermelon or so not watermelon?
Hi kourtney, kim.., and khloe!!
For the best kardasim sisters(not kim): You guys are SO WATERMELON🍉 and ive heard about the stuff that happened to u guys like from the nightclub, i feel so bad for the owner of bbpj and it wasnt ur fault at all khloe(its kims) Anyways u guys slayyed💗
For kim:
It was my friend's birthday so i gave her the glow glow glow face scrub and body mist, and when she applied the scrub to her face, it became irritated and dried which then bleeded a lil bit when she touched it. She also sprayed the body mist at herself and me(I was curious) and our skin started to get irritated and we had red(ish?) spots around our body and we both ended up in the hospital cuz we both lost consciousness and eventually those "irritations" became SECOND DEGREE BURNS
My lawyer will have a talk to u. I hate you kim and your glow glow glow, i hope you get sued
#GlowGlowGlowSucks
#CancelGlowGlowGlow
Word for who is the smartest “doctor” tachypnea. Also Kim please explain why you lose literally every fight you get into on simgm? 😭
Word for who's the smartest: cockalorum
Hey kardasims (EXCLUDINGG the glow glow glow fake deflated ass demon Kiem) i love the podcast and have been listening for awhile and i did unfortunately, but from the failing company glow glow glow because, TRIGGER WORD!! [kim] was promoting a new product ‘glow glow glow EXCLUSIVE red light face mask’ as i have heard they are very good for your skin! however when this product from hell arrived at my door in a biohazard labled box i took it in and opened the box and there was the mask! later that night i used it on my face after a rejuvenating booty booty pop juice drink (flavour watermelon) i settled into bed and my face started to feel hot with the mask on for 2.5 seconds so i turned it off and took it off, and my NOSE feel on the floor following my whole face burning off , kiem you con artest bitch and your failing comply are getting sued, i had to use my beautiful void no no no box to seal this demons product. kiem i want a refund and you should pay for my new facial reconstruction surgery so i can feel like a normal sim again… #demonglowglowglow #jailkim #fakeasskim #sued
Salvete to the two best Kardasim sisters, Khloé and Kourtney. What's the third one again? I think it's Rebecca. Anyway, last week I ordered the No No No Premium Edition box, and I was absolutely horrified when I saw Kim's Glow Glow Glow brain lotion inside. I immediately threw it outside and it exploded as soon as it hit the pavement. Kim, why can't you accept that your sisters have better businesses? I hope you guys like my personal oc!
Stay watermelon Khloé and Kourt 🍉🍉🐺 #no #fighterandsurvivor #jailkim #kockroachesunite🪳
Natasha the Russian scientist from Episode 66 (AKA Sksks no Yuh or Kim's SimRussian sister(?)), so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Gaining weight, so watermelon or so not watermelon?