EPISODE 78 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

To the watermelon Kardasims, how are you guys feeling with Last Celebrity To Leave the Island Wins? It feels really tense right now!

ps Kourtney i knew for the fact that you wouldn’t be eliminated because the other girls are threatened by you. To Kim, im so sorry that Taylor was eliminated and not you but look at the bright side! at least Khloe didn’t nominate you…….. oh wait she did 🧐. Well love you guys 🥰🥰

Hey sisters! This one is for Khloé, the fighter, survivor, kockroach queen, and #1 BBPJ spokesperson.

I was in my house last night and found my mom on the floor puking up some glowing stuff, and next to the puddle was a box of GGG cookies! Remembering your catchy TV ad, I grabbed some BBPJ Strawberry Soda, and made my mom drink all of it. Not only did she get better, but she also got the perfect ass! I thank you for your life-saving ad, and will be buying more BBPJ. 🙏

#BBPJ #BoycottGGG #StrawberrySoda #FighterAndSurvivor #KockroachForever

Hello to the sisters! 2 Episodes of Diva house have passed since the last Podcast Episode. What are some thoughts you want to share after those 2 eliminations? Spoilers for the next sentences, I personally have some thoughts myself. It was so refreshing to see some Nicki and Lana content after so long, I loved that Roses are my Sons cameo. Khloe, you are such a fighter and survivor for making it this far, go Queen Kockroach. And to you Kay, Eye, Em, which spells Kahme, you did so well in episode 3!!! Everybody kept chanting your name. Isn't that such a delight? It's like your customer complaint list, all unanimous and numerous (and Kuhm since I know you wouldn't know the meaning of unanimous, it means everybody had one united opinion 😁) My question is, what other celebrities that weren't in the competition to begin with, would you wish were in? (Example Cardi, Gaga, Kylie, Katy, etc) Anyways, goodluck and I hope you sisters make it even further in the show! (Or well, the ones that are still in it 😏)

Hello Kardasim sisters!!! Greetings from Sri Lanka ❤️

This question is for Kim, the Glow Glow Glow serial killer. You have 3 failed marriages. Why do you think you're so bad at marriage?

Hello to my favorite sister *ahem kourtney* I have a question for Khloe and Kim.

I recently have been listening to your podcast and I realized that you guys both hate each other's products. So I did something no one else dared to do, I bought Glow Glow Glow face moisturizer. I also bought Booty Booty Pop Juice face moisturizer, and I bought Kylie Cosmetics Face moisturizer.

I was about to go to bed and I sperated my face into three sections and I put all three products on and waited all night. I woke up with a massive inflation on my right cheek from Booty Booty Pop Juice. Then on my left cheek my eyeball looked like it was about to fall out because of Glow Glow Glow, and yes kim i followed all the instructions and watched YOUR OWN tutorial on it. Then my chin looked stunning and gorgous because of Kylie Costemtics. Kim I would expect a lawsuit. And Khloe expect a call from your lawyer. Maybe get some tips from Kylie.

Love you Kourtney <333

- Moonlight

Hi Khloe, And kourtney! I have questions for the 3 of you. For khloe: how do you be a fighter and survivor? Love ya! for kourtney: what skin products do you use? Bc your skin is glowing❤️(Kim don’t plug glow glow glow you stupid bitch) for Kim: why do you create bio weapons? bonus question for you Kim, why are you so stupid?

love you guys besides Kim.❤️❤️❤️ Stop being a dumbass Kim.

Heyyy Sisters! …And Kim. 😒 I have a question for Kourtney.

Kim’s Glow Glow Glow Eyebrow Arching Cream DISINTEGRATED my eyebrows. No I read the instructions but I think was mislabeled because it was in Sim-Russian! So I filed a complaint and they never got back to me. I ordered No No No Face Spray, and my eyebrows grew back, but a bit too thick. So I called the company and they wrote me a check for 75 simoleons for Kims faulty facade. How do you feel about them giving me a check for KIMS MISTAKE? Thanks, Sisters. Kim, You’re not worth my lawsuit.

Love, Bellva! 😊

Hello to the sisters. This question is for Kim. I bought the Glow Glow Glow Pepper Spray, and I kept it just in case for a situation I needed it.

But one day, two burglars beige into my house with baseball bats. Shocked, I hid inside my closet and tried to call the police, but they heard my mumbling and prepared to hit me with their baseball bats.

I then pulled out the Glow Glow Glow pepper spray, and it looked like it worked for a bit, but then they recovered and had beautiful, clear skin.

I ran out of the house as quickly as I could and called the police, but they already stole my jewelry worth around $4,800. Defeated, I returned to my house, and was about to destroy the pepper spray out of anger, but then I thought about trying it on myself.

I sprayed it on myself with a deep breath, and I had beautiful, clear, glowing skin. When I went out that day, I met a guy that eventually became my new boyfriend.

Kim, why do you make products that work in opposite ways? You have lots of potential, but you just advertise your products incorrectly. I hope this makes you improve your marketing for Glow Glow Glow.

Love, sugarpinkclouds

Hello to Kim, Kourtney, and the Queen of Blackmail, Khloe. I bought your Booty Booty Pop Underwear with BootyPopping+ Technology. But when I tried the underwear on, the lights suddenly went dark.

Then I received a text messages from an unknown number that read, "I have several pictures of your booty hole. Send $100,000 right now or face the consequences." I quickly undressed since I only had the underwear on and turned on my phone flashlight, but then I saw a small shine woven in the underwear fabric.

I shred the underwear into pieces and saw a hidden camera and GPS tracker. I knew it was on because there was a red light blinking. I called the police, but it was too late. The unknown caller uploaded my booty hole pictures.

When there police investigated the area, they saw shredded electric wires, which they determined was the cause of the blackout. They also collected fingerprints that matched with Khloe Kardasim's fingerprints.

Khloe, are you using your product to blackmail your loyal customers? I feel so betrayed, and you should prepare to get interviewed by the police.

Love, sugarpinkclouds

Hello Kardasims! I'll get straight to the point: your podcast is the most entertaining sht I've listened to. I started a week ago way back from episode 1 and I caught up to the latest and for some reason, something's been bugging me. And that's when it hit me. Each of you have a signature catchphrase of sorts: Kim with her "WHYYY???" followed by ugly crying, Kourtney with her deadpan "No", and Khloe's glorious "OH MY GOD" screams. Kim seems to ugly cry every episode whenever you talk about her shit-of-a-company Glow, Glow, Glow. So is Kourtney's "No". How come Khloe doesn't says hers? Which leads to my question:

To Kim and Kourtney: Since Khloe only says "oh my god" whenever she gets hurt, can you two make it a practice to inflict pain to Khloe? That high-pitched screams of hers are so sweet to hear, and I assume you two will enjoy it as well. And since Khloe's a glorified fighter and survivor, she can take whatever you dish upon her with no problem. Not to mention she's the queen of kockroaches and we all know how resillient roaches are.

More power to you all!

#Whyyyyyy

#No

#WheresKhloesOhMyGod

hi Khloe and Kourtney Kardasim!!! IM ur biggest fan! Tell your evil sister Kem that she is not a #fighterandsurviver. I've been feeling a little insecure about my small asscheeks so i bought some Glow Glow Glow Ass Explosion cream. Ive heard that some people are dying because theyre not using glow glow glow properly, so i made sure to read instructions and use it properly. I rubbed the cream in between my ass cheeks, and per Kem's instructions, twerk like de nicki minaj for about 6 - 10 minutes. The bottle says that this cream will make your ass explode in size, about double what it was before. Well, my ass literally exploded. It blew my cheeks to pieces, and ripped a hole in bedroom ceiling. I had to be rushed to the hospital where i had to have an emergency Ass transplant. The doctors prescribed me Booty Booty pop juice Bussy Enhancer to heal my ass, and it worked. Hey stupid bitch Kem, give me a full refund or else ill start a strawberry soda company and put your face on it!!!! #khlowisafighterandsurvivor, #kourtneyno, #kourtneyisking, #organizingcookies

hi khloe and kourtney!! my question for you is whats the worst experience you've ever had using glow glow glow?? love from the uk #khloeisafighterandsurvivor #kimberlyboooooo

Hey Kim Khloe and Kourtney! If you had to choose which name is the best, what would you choose? Nonah, Aidan, Amelia, Sophia, or Brooklyn?

I want to say this rn i want to speak up to everyone who have tried Glow glow glow. KIM WHAT IN THE ROTTEN WATERMELON U PUT IN THERE. My sis buyed ur Glow glow glow serum and LITERALLY BURN HER FACE. and u say dermatologist doesnt recommended this, why did u not put like a WARNING..Btw my sis loved ur product ( BOOTY BOOTY POP JUICE. ) the product Work rlly well <3 Tysm now my sis loved ur product ( BOOTY BOOTY POP JUICE.)

Ye new marriage... so 🍉 or so not 🍉

Ye moving on....so 🍉 or so not 🍉

ye new wife... so 🍉 or so not 🍉

Hi all. I'm a poor Filipino straight guy. Before my honeymoon with my wife, I bought the limited edition Glow Glow Glow Viagra called "Grow Grow Grow that PP" for $.05. I was happy because it was discounted as well so I basically had it for free.

Now I may be poor, but I am not stupid. I read the instruction carefully and slowly and 100×. I rubbed the cream on my eyeballs and left it for 3 hrs without blinking. It increased the size of my penis but the problem was everytime I moan, the words "We the real rockstar and I'm the biggest of all of em" comes out.

I tried to contact the company but I was told that you changed policies already. Meaning to give reviews/complaints, the customers have to install the GGG app which costs $500.00. And from the app, we can call the company for $40 per min.

Again, I'm just a poor person. I am posting here hoping that Kim would see this.

To the sweetest, most caring and most generous sister, Khloe. I'm a huge fan yours and consider myself as the biggest Kockroach in the whole simverse.

I used to work as a nail technician for you. You asked my boss to fire me because you told her that you cannot bear to see me holding your hand. My friends took it negatively, but I know that you just wanted to tell me that I am meant to be more than what I used to be. Moreover, I also sent you before a selfie of me wearing a Kockroach shirt and you replied with "Hahaha ewww". I know that it was just a typo and you really meant to say "Huhu awwwe 😍" and for that, I can say that you really are the sweetest.

You even gave me one of your sweatpants that you bought from Kim's brand because you said, "only a fat person fits in it." I want to thank you for that because of all people, you chose me to give me your hand me downs. I am super blessed.

On the other hand, I posted a selfie on my simstagram wearing the sane sweatpants and Kim replied, "Wow so gorge 😍😍". I just want you Kim to know how I felt bullied and attacked by your comment. I felt the sarcasm and bullying in the words that your posted. Please don'tbreply to my posts. I don't like you.

So Khloe, I want to be like you someday. How do I do that?

hello sisters, I’m Connor. my question is for the dumb stupid ugly bitch Kourtney. I bought one box of no, no, no (premium edition) and the only difference From the original was that it came with a singular crumb of a cheerio. What the hell Kourtney?

(I'm just gonna keep reposting what I commented last January 1 for episode 77 until you read it haha)

Hi Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe.

I started listening to your Podcast Dec. 20, 2022 and finished all of it by Dec. 23, 2022. It was funny.

I saved the episodes 12 and 28 because your Dolphin sounds and British accents are stuck in my head. In a good way.

Anyway, I wanna invite you three in a private Island that I own in SimPhilippines. I wanna have a meeting with Kim to buy Glow Glow Glow so she can stop the radiation, while Kourtney and Khloe enjoy my private Island. Can I buy 100% of your share in your business, Kim? If yes, Name your price...

You're all Watermelons♥️

and I wish you do the Dolphin Sounds and British accent again

Hello Kardasims! This question is for the most watermelon sister, Khloe. Who is your favorite sister, Kem or Kourtney?

Hi to the most watermelon sisters I know! My question for you is; if you guys were each an ice cream flavor, who would be what flavor?

Hello to the most watermelon sisters!!! So I was at the airport wearing my that’s so watermelon hoodie of course❤️ I saw a Booty Booty Pop Juice vending machine there and then I wanted to get the pomegranate flavor but instead I got a Glow Glow Glow Face Scrub. Beacuse you can’t return something you got from a vending machine. I kept it. I was late to my plane and I couldn’t read the 357 pages of the instructional BOOK an actual fucking BOOK that is literally double the size of the scrub. So I put it in my backpack. When I was walking through the machine that beeps when there is a weapon started beeping the whole entire Airport saying that there is a serious biological weapon. I almost got arrested for threatening public health. I called the Glow Glow Glow call center and someone picked up and said “Im Kim Kardashian, I’m a mother millionaire law student and billionaire ” and hung up on my face. And also I saw Kim (da da da) pouring (da da da) some chemicals to (da da da) booty booty pop juice vending machine (da da da) Kim did you get jealous by the success of the bbpj? Khloe is my favorite BYE KIM👜

Hola Kardasims, you guys are so watermelon (minus Chloe)

My question is for the fighter and survivor business woman Kem. How do you have the strength to go on with the bulling from your sisters every day of your life? Are you doing okay mentally? Love from New Jersim.

Hello Kardasims. I just want to ask you sisters on the latest Lion wear of Kylie. Bring a fighter and survivor, a lion is kind of a symbol of Khloe. Is the lion head a statement of Kylie that she wants to take your crown as a fighter and survivor? Anyways, thank you for the Glow Glow Glowsticks. It helped me in creating mini nukes to b0mb Glow Glow Glow factories.

Hot teachers: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello Kardasims,

My question is for Kim, the most watermelon Kardasim and not the other two, who have been riding her coattails for second hand fame and success.

Kim you are way ahead of the other two on the business success curve. You are a tireless business owner and strong business woman and you've been showing the world what business is all about ever since your first Glow Glow Glow wreaked havoc on the global market.

These products pushed the boundaries of what bioweapon products targeting civilians can do. I am an piring bioweapon manufacturer myself and I want to know how to know your secret formula for your bioweapons that can cause maximum damage with minimum investment and effort.

My question for Kim is if you had a piece of advice for me on how to reach my objective. I'm sure you do, so I am waiting with big hopes.

Please contact me at vlad.masinsky@babushaka.ru

(Of course I don't expect free advise hope you take crypto money)

that's so watermelon: mint chocolate chip ice

listener response: hi khloe, kourtney and kim, you guys are so watermelon🙌🙌. first, i have a question for all of you: if you could all be an ice cream flavour, what ice cream flavours would you be? also have you guys watched wednesday? if so, are you guys team xavier or team tyler or team enid? (the actors not the characters✋).

love from siberia ❤️

so watermelon or so not watermelon: wearing bikinis in the

Speaking in a monotone: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Angry outbursts: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Pretending you have a business when you're only a glorified sales rep: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Who's the smartest: saudade

Who's the Smartest: tsundoku

Who's the Smartest: microcosm

Who's the Smartest: abaca

Hey there sisters! My question is for Kim. Why always judge strawberry soda before even trying it? If I recall, you've only tried it when Khloe hid it inside a can labeled "orange soda." Why turn it down before trying it, unlike your sisters who have tried it? Thinking about it now, why always dodge situations where your statements are proved to be in the wrong? A couple of examples are the soda drama, where you've never tried it,

and the Glow Glow Glow fiasco, where it always happens to be the customer's fault. I'm sorry for giving such a confrontational comment. I want to help. Can you consider some therapy and try to accept your actions being in the wrong? I promise you won't regret it.

Love, sugarpinkclouds 💗🌫️

kim deflecting her glow glow glow criticisms and trying to manipulate them into compliments. so watermelon or so not watermelon? 🍉

The youngest sibling: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hi Kardasims!! This one is to the most watermelon sister, Khloe!

So recently my sister just tried Booty Booty Pop Juice and it totally works!!!! (No No No and Glow Glow Glow are for another day but I also got some things from there) After just 2 days her butt grew twice the size and now it's huge! So if you want a bigger butt check out BBPJ. and thank you so much Khloe!! Oh and Kourtney, you're also watermelon!!!!!

Who's the smartest: Sesquipedalian

hey kardasims, i hope you two are having a lovely day! (klo and kort)

it was so lovely to hear from kris on the last podcast. i was thinking you should every now and then ask her some questions for the podcast? When she is available of course. as i know she is a busy businesswoman. unlike kim. We always love to hear her expert advice and wisdom. she has such a way with words.

I am not surprised that kourtney‘s first word was ‘no’. there is so much meaning behind that word. However Khloe, i thought yours would’ve been fighter? and Kim…. glow? why not Ye?

stay watermelon khloe and kourtney and say hello to angel kris as well :)

Hi Kardasims! I decided to get Booty Booty Pop Juice since Khloe always raves about how amazing the product is. After using Booty Booty Pop Juice, my stomach began to grow, almost as big as Khloe's fat forehead! I thought this product was to make my ass bigger, not my stomach the size of a mountain. I WANT A REFUND and I want Khloe to apologize for everyone's lives she has ruined, and for recommending this horrible product to all the listeners! I am suing you Khloe Kardashian, I want you to pay me back for all the damage you have caused to my body, I am deformed now due to this disgusting product. I will hire Kim to represent me in court since she is the most amazing Baby Lawyer and she knows how nasty of a person you are... Anyways, I love you the most intelligent, talented business women, with the most watermelon booty Kim, and the most beautiful, elegant, and show-stopping Kourtney! And for you Khloe... you are not a survivor, you are a dirty loser that ruins people's lives for a quick paycheck... Stop bullying Kim when you are the least watermelon sister!

Hello to the best watermelon sister Khem, I love to glow glow glow it is the best product, I hate that farting queen Khloe, and the third one I forgot her name

More like JOKING JOKING JOKING you stupid psychotic bitch khem, GLOW GLOW GLOW sucks and im so happy that YE left you because you are full of diarreha and you are a demonic bitch going to hell with your bioweapons products. Btw fuck you and Kourtney....

Khloe is forever my queen and I was joking, Khloe please forgive me if I triggered your anger 😩♥️

1. kourtney, I just remembered your name...I want to thank you for your new "STFU" product it really helped me when I used it on my friends and I was left drama free after I used it on them...kourtney please slap khem right now for me I dare you to do it like you slapped my queen khloe... And the reason I start hating you after all the love I had for you before is that you slapped my queen of farts KHLOE

2. KHLOE you are my only favorite watermelon sister, my passing gas farting queen, my best cockroach

3. I have a question for all sisters: I believe KHLOE is the main charachter and its her podcast and I have a proof, KHLOE is the one in the middle because its her podcast do you have an answer for that Khem and kourtney? KOURTNEY DO YOU LOVE YOUR NEW INKED HUSBAND? Also KHLOe can you please bring to "YOUR PODCAST" your beautiful baby brother rob or your two beautiful baby sisters on episode 80 as guests.

KHLOE I LOVE YOU so much MY PASSING GAS, FARTING, STRAWBERRY, COCKROACH QUEEN...fuck khem and the other one I forgot her not intersting name again because I have all hate to her when she slapped my queen...They are nothing without you KHLOE❤️😘😍🥰💕😻💘💝👩‍❤️‍👨💌💏💟🫶🏼🤍🫶🏼🫀❤️‍🔥

so Watermelon or so not Watermelon: Being passive aggressive about a private matter in public

throwing orange soda on a microphone so watermelon or so not watermelon

having your mom as a manager so watermelon or so not watermelon

Raw chicken on a salad so watermelon or so not watermelon

Who's the smartest: bibliophagist

Khem (kim): so watermelon or not so watermelon?

Harry Potter (books and movies, even though Kem probably couldn't read): So watermelon or not so watermelon?

#harrypotter

Meat spasming: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Ending your friendship: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Who's the smartest: Chale

Slow Wi-Fi: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Daydreaming: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Storming out from the situation: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello, Its Amelia. I found a spear portable charger in my bag. im out of my water, and I don't think anyone is coming. I ran out of ink, so ill tell you more about what really happened. I woke up this morning and realized I was out of orange soda. I would have got Kim one, but I knew she had a whole fridge dedicated to orange sodas, so I didn't think much of it. I was running late to work because there where protesters on the streets fighting against the "poison" in Glow Glow Glow. I eventually got passed them, and walked into the office. I said morning to Kim and took out the protocols from my bag, along with my orange soda, Kim asked me where hers is, and I looked at the fridge, realizing she was out. I felt bad, so I told her I will give her money to buy more. She said she did not want my crusty money, and threw a bitch fit, I felt some sympathy because I was also late, and I thought she would get over it. She asked me if I wanted to see the flowers blooming in the headquarters. I agreed, and it was quiet for most of the walk, until she stopped at the pink well and said to me, "Next time, I want an orange soda". And she threw me down. No hesitation. Please restock Kims fridge, thats all I ask of whoever is replacing me. Goodbye. And Kim, I forgive you.

Voices that coming out from your head: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Neurology: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Donations: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Being laid off from your job: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Fedora hats: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Corn: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Motion sickness: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

PB&J: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello from Indianapolis, Kardasims!

Can I team up with you and Kourtney to get Kim to die by a lethal injection for inciting a murderous home invasion at my family's house? WARNING: graphic story details. Reader discretion advised!

Last night, I was hanging out with my mom and dad, along with my sister, her boyfriend, my cousin and her husband watching a movie. When the movie ends, the doorbell rang. My dad quickly gets the front door and there were gangs showing up at my parents' front porch. One of the gangs just blinded my dad with Glow Glow Glow body spray and then brutally murdered with Glow Glow Glow serum. The rest of the gangs were doing the same thing to my mom, my sister and her boyfriend, my cousin and her husband by attacking them with body sprays and then murdering them with the serum itself. I quickly ran down to the basement without being detected by one of the gangs and then hid in the laundry dryer so they won't find and kill me. While I was hiding in the dryer, I saw my sister's lifeless body being dragged downstairs and being exploded by one of the gangs using some kind of Glow Glow Glow bioweapon. In a sigh of relief, a gang didn't spotted me while I witnessed a murder. After the screams were heard and explosions of Glow Glow Glow bioweapon on my family's bodies, the deadly home invasion stopped.

I am still hiding in the dryer in the basement for hours after the home invasion massacre ended. Police, Kourtney, and Khloe, come find and rescue me so we can team up to end Kim's Glow Glow Glow reign of terror once and for all!

By the way, after we get Kim to justice for inciting her deadly Glow Glow Glow gang massacre, I'm inviting you guys to my family's funeral and their celebration of life. Please attend the funeral, I'll be appreciate.

Burner accounts: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hi Kardasims! I love you guys and watch you all the time! My fav is Khloe and then a close second is Kourtney, oh and there's kem. So my question for you guys is out of the group who are the best friends? Like Kem and and Khloe or Kourtney and kem? Anyways that's it love yall so much!!!💖

Body pillows: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Omelets: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Travel books: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Creepy texts: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

DMing people you don't know: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Classical music: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Kim's whining: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

To Kim:

I am an investigation reporter and I am doing a piece on the terrible things Kim Kardasim has done within her companies. Last night I sneaked passed the guards at the Glow Glow Glow and Vanish facilities and I managed to climb down a well in the garden. There I found a underground tunnel, leading to the horrible black Vanish building. At the end of the tunnel there was a metal door with a small glass window. I looked through it and I was shocked from what ive seen! There is a huge lab, with people trapped in these small glass rooms where Kim is experimenting on them and keeping them as glow glow glow test rabbits. There was one girl who’s hair was constantly growing and she’d had to cut them every day - glow glow glow hair extentions. One girl was covered in tanning oil and her whole body was bright orange! - glow glow glow Orange soda taning lotion. She even has a radiation chamber down there, I think I also saw Stacey, but cant be sure because she was covered in red rashes and was barely recognisible. Chunks of her hair was gone and she kept saying “Thank you Ye” for some reason.

But I am sure all signed a contract so it's all in the name of science and beauty.

Kim, will you come clean with your revolutionary glow glow glow lab in a world exclusive and do an all tell interview with me? “Inventor of the year” Love you Kim, a true icon, fighter survivor. Hi to those other twos.

Ghost stories, So watermelon or so not watermelon

Hello My favourite Sim-sisters, Khloe, the star of the podcast, Kourtney, the spokesperson who keeps the podcast thriving, and kris, who managed to get a part last episode, and the other one who is most likely going to be the cause for the end of the world because of her biohazardous products she creates. i had wanted to reach out to you to Report my Dangerous Encounter i experienced about a month ago while i had been going out with kim for a date. It began when i met kim at a cafe in Sim York, while i was there i ran into Kim, I had gone to school with her some time ago so we decided to go out and re live old memories. She invited me To her 12 Story Mansion and gave me a tour, then she brought me downstairs and offered me some of her new ”Orange soda Tea” it looked good and i had a sip, i began to feel tired and i passed out. Upon waking i was in chains, and i had rashes all over, i was in a chamber and i had a tag on me reading “Test subject 7899” i saw kim coming towards my room carying a box of off brand booty booty pop juice products that had “glo glo glo” labels slapped on them. when she came in i used my Fighting skills and dropkicked her in the face, Then i unlocked myself by smashing the chains and i ran out of the home and to another country, i now take therapy classes to deal with this tragic occurrence and i have night terrors and frequently wet the bed because of it.

Ps: Im pretty sure i hit her near her forehead so if u get the chance take a look, as always stay watermelon u guys (besides kim, let that bitch choke)

Hello kemberly.

Lately our company has been getting too much attention because of your "foul mouth".

If you don't keep our secrets under robes (not your dirty and bloody ones) then we have a room (aka Dungeon) ready for you. We will capture you, Taylor and yee and put you all in that room. Then you can be happy with your hated ones.

This is not a threat. Stop your bullshit.

Yours lovely, V.A.N.I.S.H employee.

Princess Diana’s iconic cross necklace. so watermelon or so not watermelon? 🍉

Hello to all the Kardasim sisters.

Since you all always seem to forget, all of you name one thing you love about your beautiful baby brother Rob. Khloe please don’t start crying

Also Kim I’m literally gonna sue you. My dad works at the Glow Glow Glow call center and is wayyy underpaid. Everyone quit after hearing about Stacy and Amelia and he is the only one working now! You need to start learning from Khloe and Kourtney and pay your workers! #dobetterin2023KIM

#KourtneyandKhloeareQueens

Essex girls: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello khole the queen kock-roach

I saw the evil kourtney sneak into your pantry and change labels of your Organized jars😭

And then the dumbest snake kim sneaked in and reversed them thinking she was messing up the lables to mess up your pantry, shes so so dumb she can't even see and read properly.

Khole, when are you gonna upgrade your pantry security and ban your stupid sisters and kris?

#PANTRYLOCKDOWN!

Hey Kardasims, before I start i want to say you three are my favorite sisters. Khloe the fighter and survivor, Kourtney the beautiful queen literally and Kim the um prettiest sister.

Kim,my cousin wants to work at Glow Glow Glow even though I warned her that she may disappear at VANISH, she saw a commercial of Glow Glow Glow's Super Glowy Brightening Concealer and instantly fell inlove with the ad of you applying it under your eyes and blending it.She bought it plus the Glowing Eyecream and The Booty Booty Pop Juice Cherry Glacier and a NO NO NO box:Extra Nothing and said that BBPJ is a rip off because it popped her booty too much and tastes like crap and chemicals.She said No No No is a waste of money.Now she plans to sue Booty Booty Pop Juice for "ruining her body" please help me convince that dumb bitch to not because that literally what Booty Booty Pop Juice does.P.s You are all so Watermelon

Hi Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe.

Who's the smartest:

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Goodluck :).

Kim, I still wanna know your answer about me buying 100% share in Glow, Glow, Glow. So the radiation can stop :) .

I'm so watermelon.

Clout chasing: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello Kardasim Sistass

Kam…with the new release of Skams by Kam, how do you feel about the rash reports on all your Skam products. And also is it supposed to be a word play on Scam since you know a thing or two about that. And dear Khloe, i lovee the new face x. Sending No for Kourtney….

Hello to the unfortunate Kardasim sisters:

This is for Kim:

Recently, rumors have swirled that Florence Simpugh has been spotted throwing the whole Glow Glow Glow Foot Scrubbing Kit from the skyscraper's balcony and calling it a scam after she had a severe athlete's foot. What made Florence Simpugh really furious is that the same but new foot scrubbing kit shows up at her door and when she tried to made an online return for her scrubbing kit to ship back to Glow Glow Glow company, the company including Kim told her that the company does not accept returns or refunds. She then gave Kim the bird on Simstagram and then ranted on how Kim's products deliberately hurt or kill her customers. I'm just wondering. Kim, what are your thoughts about this? You never changed up or redeem your company. Do something or Florence will sue you.

This is for Khloe:

I found a latest article online that Khloe has been wrongfully arrested for calling Sofia Carsim a "stupid bitch" on her set for her new movie "Purple Hearts." After your arrest has been made, she then filed a temporary restraining order for something you didn't do to her: stalking, harassing, online bullying, and constantly calling her acting credits a "stupid bitch." The article also stated that you hooked up with Sofia's co-star Nicholas Simgalitzine, caught on camera, while filming a scene to where Nicholas's character was pled guilty for fradulent marriage at his character's trial, and even crashing the movie set. Khloe, what are your thoughts about this?

And this is for Kourtney:

Local Los Simgeles rumor that Kourtney gifted the cast from "The Peripheral" her No No No Box at the red carpet premiere. When all the cast have opened your product, there was a tape recorder that plays your voice, telling all of them "stop being stupid." One of the cast, which is a female, called your customer service about your product and the female person that sounds like you told her "no" and then hung up. She then passed it to every cast members your customer service line and they have received a same female voice telling each cast members "no" and then hung up. Kourtney, what are your thoughts about this?

Girls, do better!

Emily in Paris (Netflix Series): so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello to the watermelonest sisters in the world! Can each of you rap De Nicki Mineh's verse on Ye's song "Monster"? Y'all can do it however you want, but I divided the lyrics into sections I think each sister should do. Also, y'all don't have to rap the entire thing if y'all don't want to. Thanks and stay watermelon!

KOURTNEY:

1. Pull up in the monster, automobile gangsta

2. With a bad bitch that came from Sri Lanka

3. Yeah, I'm in that Tonka, color of Willy Wonka

4. You could be the king, but watch the queen conquer

KHLOE:

1. Okay, first things first, I'll eat your brains

2. Then I'ma start rocking gold teeth and fangs

3. 'Cause that's what a motherfuckin' monster do

4. Hairdresser from Milan, that's the monster 'do

5. Monster Giuseppe heel, that's the monster shoe

6. Young Money is the roster and a monster crew

7. And I'm all up, all up, all up in the bank with the funny face

8. And if I'm fake, I ain't notice 'cause my money ain't

KIM:

1. So let me get this straight, wait, I'm the rookie?

2. But my features and my shows ten times your pay?

3. 50K for a verse, no album out

4. Yeah, my money's so tall that my Barbies got to climb it

KHLOE:

1. Hotter than a Middle Eastern climate, violent

2. Tony Matterhorn, dutty wine it, wine it

3. [De] Nicki on them titties when I sign it

4. That's how these n***** so one-track-minded

KIM:

1. But really, really I don't give an F-U-C-K

2. "Forget Barbie, fuck [De] Nicki, sh-she's fake"

3. "She on a diet," but my pockets eatin' cheesecake

4. And I'll say, bride of Chucky, it's child's play

5. Just killed another career, it's a mild day

6. Besides, Ye, they can't stand besides me

7. I think me, you, and Am' should ménage Friday

KOURTNEY:

1. Pink wig, thick ass, give 'em whiplash

2. I think big, get cash, make 'em blink fast

3. Now look at what you just saw, this is what you live for

4. AHHHHHHH!!!!! I'm a motherfuckin' monster

Who's the Smartest? Buttress

Hello,

my name is stacy. Thanks to the rehabilitation center V.A.N.I.S.H.

helping me that Kim recomended i have now recovered from an accident nonrelated to GLOW GLOW GLOW. To all my beloved friends and families that know me, my brain and my body is healthy and alive. Stop spreading wishy washy information around that are dangerous. There is no war in Ba Sin.. i mean GLOW GLOW GLOW. Bye Khloe Kourtney and Kim

Love Stacy

P.S. I will not be responing to anyone who knows me. True freedom lies in Isolation

hey sisters I need to say that my mom loves Kim for who she is and her brand glow glow glow. And she has bought over 2k US dollars worth of products. Including the original orange soda eyeshadow set. She had to go to a meeting for her job and during the meeting she had broke out into hives so bad that her EpiPen didn't work and she had to get rushed to the ER and closed down 8 roads because of it. My dad was stuck at work because of the roads being closed as well. The people at her meeting also broke into hives because the eyeshadow had a orange soda smell and made 17 more roads closed.

When I was able to get to the hospital the nurse had said she may not live long but because I follow Klhoe and Kourtny on Instagram, I saw that they had dropped a new health care set of pills that can cure anything and was there for a limited time only. It was 200.99 a bottle but it was worth it. She recovered in less than 16 hours. And lost weight to.

So kim f### you for getting my mom in the hospital thank you Kourtny and Klhoe.

#KIMISSONOTWATERMELON #ROACH4LIFEE #FORGETKIMK

Who’s the Smartest: sepulchre

Expired Breastmilk: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Happy new year bitches🎆🎆🎆!!! Love you fighter and survivor queen Khloe and unbothered iconic queen Kourtney… and not Kheim… she’s not a queen… because she’s a stupid ass ugly delusional murderer.

Last new year’s eve, my town was preparing for the new year. They had a Glow Glow Glow Sparkling fizzy orange soda fireworks ready in the middle of my town. It was a countdown… 30 seconds before new year and I just realized that it was a Glow Glow Glow product. Knowing the multiple acts of manslaughter and destruction that the delusional murderer Kheim did, I rushed to my house grabbing one of my No No No jar from the collection I have. After grabbing it, I jumped out of my window to cover the fireworks with the jar… but… I was too late… The fireworks went off and I tell you… it was the end of my town. When the fireworks went up and exploded… the town looked up and we saw Taylor Swift… BUT ! She has a snake body !? The fireworks then flew to the ground like a shooting star and the Taylor Swift snake monster made of lava crawled into every person in my town and melted them. But not just them though… Each movement that the monster did sprinkled out lava that melted my town. I quickly went to my room getting ALL of my No No No jars and threw it to every person I saw and told them to put it on their head. When the monster sprayed out lava to the people… it refracted and the lava went back to the monster ! It didn’t do anything to the monster but it saved the people ! The government got involved and went to my town with giant water guns filled with booty booty pop juice fresh water and sprayed it on the monster. WOW ! The monster easily went down and the townspeople were saved. There were 48 people killed and 33 injured in my town. Thank you Khloe and Kourtney for saving my town, townspeople and new year, and fuck you Kheim for ruining it.

My question is for the forever lawyer in training Kheim - How do you feel knowing that this “firework” is a product that you sold to other people too. Kheim… for the last time it’s you ! you’re the problem ! it’s you Kheim ! Don’t you blame the victims here ! Once again, thank you and happy new year to Khloe and Kourtney for your amazing products that can save the world, stay watermelon🍉🍉. And Kheim… your 59th lawsuit of the day is here, I hope you get the worst year in history.

Hello to the most watermelon sisters, Khloe and Kourtney, love yall ,and hello to the bitch who has an annoying ass voice and who burnt all my hair

Recently, I have bought a NoNoNo box, which I have bought thrice and I have enjoyed the product. Its very cheap and so joyful, but I have decided to buy another one and when it got delivered at my house, I was so happy knowing that I will enjoy Kourtney's product but when I open the box, it exploded and tons of random GlowGlowGlow products came flying from the box. The products shattered on the floor due to the fall and it created holes at my beuatiful floor. A GlowGlowGlow serum got flung and it hit my head and I got bald, It also caused me several 3rd degree burns. I am now writing this while im lying inside a hospital. I have never been dissapointed in my life. Thanks for the burn you stupid scamming con artist bitch.When I get out, My lawyers and I will make sure to shut down GlowGlowGlow (p.s. Kourtney you should ban Kem from going near all your property, GlowGlowGlow is a hazard for every human being and sims. #NotoGlowGlowGlow #Kimisascammingbitch #KhloeandKourtneyForever)

Tattoo so watermelon or so not watermelon