Hello watermelon mothers! I've heard that you 3 came to Ban Ban Kindergarten for Simstagram like so I've checked it out, love the new pic on Khloe's account alot xoxo. And why didn't Kourtney post anything? But recently, a rumor on threads says Kem actually went there to collect Givanium for her up coming Glow Glow Glow brand new living-weapon line, so I rewatch the video and realized that she sometimes acts/ talks weirdly and avoid the camera, she also deliberately seperate from the group to be alone for a while. Is this true? One more question for you, why do you lock ppl up in Glow Glow Glow factory? Who are they? Are they employee, are they test subject or are they visitor? I'm sorry Khloe and Kourtney since you two always get questions but not today. Kem's questionable doing is on my mind and I can't concentrate on anything else. PS: Givanium is dangerous tho, only few well-known veteran Biochemists with a big career AND, the government's permission can have access to use Givanium CAUSE ITS ONLY USAGE IS TO CREATE MONSTER. So last question is, do you have the right to collect them Kem? And do you plan on breeding some monster? Such as hybridization of Glowzila and a new monster kind maybe? Stay watermelon u guys! I can't wait to see the new species of Glow Glow Glow army ( <pls whisper this> You know, Glowzila is a bit overrated and a new Monster needs to take over her crown). Btw Opila bird is so watermelon, it reminds me of SquaduhLaeighdeeduhm, I'm jelous of u Khloe, I want a picture with that duck too.

Last night,my brother used the glow glow glow face cream after i warned him many time to NOT use it but he didn't listen.When i was in my room i heard him screaming in his room, i rushed to his room but the door was lock and i bust it open and i saw him turning into a lizzard....This is the drawing i mad of him,it was traumatizing because he almost killed me. After that i start studying about the glowzilla to find a cure for him and for every glow glow glow victim 😔❤️

Keycards So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Hello watermelon sisters.

Do you think Kendall should start her own brand, and if so what should she produce?

Love you guys stay watermelon! 🍉

Hi beautiful watermelons!! 🍉

There has been so much glo glo glo related stuff on this segment and i miss the other stuff! my question is for kem , chloe and court!

kem: what's your opinion on spending $250,000 to explore a shiprwecked simtanic submarine?

chloe: who do you prefer north or penelope?

court: do you lick travis' bald head every night for good luck? if so what does it taste like?

Hi Kardasims, as you have noticed lately there have been a ton of trends and news lately. I say you guys should go on a speedrun video on trying them out. I think it should go like this: The video continues off from Kardashians on the Titanic, a submarine saves you guys but then is about to implode. Before that happens you guys and your asses save yall and float to the Diva Island shore. The next challenge of Diva Power is to drink the most Simace Shakes. After the challenge ends with Khloe winning, Kem gets found out she made the Simace Shakes from her Glow Glow Glow factory. The video ends with Kem uploading an apology video on the new SimThreads app (cuz SimTwitter's dying) playing her ukelele denying the body counts reported.

The body counts were all the Diva Power contestants. Except Khloe. The series ends with her as the winner and Kem in jail.

Threads, an Instagram app

So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Hello, Courtney, Chloe, and Cum.

I have been a day one listener and let me just say, I have grown accustomed to listening to your podcast before I go to bed. I put your playlist through Google Podcasts on shuffle and fall asleep almost instantaneously.

Until Cum-back starts her ridiculous intro to "That's So Watermelon" in that hideous voice she claims she never does, and then I wake up. Every. Single. Time.

Anyways, my question goes out to each of the sisters, Courtneigh, Chalooey, and Cumming. If you had the chance to buy an imaginary submersible (submarine) and dive deep down towards the Sim-tanic wreckage, what 2 items (and no, you cannot bring ANY of your own company products!) would you bring to pass the time and why? Oh, and by the way, the three of you have to go in together.

And just as an FYI, in case your submersible implodes, I think that the true fighter and survivor, Courttneighaay would float back to the surface with ease. But I will let the three of you decide if that's true.

Stay watermelon, girls! 🍉 Love from Canada! 🍁

Hello fighter and survivor Khloe, watermelon queen Kourtney and the Biowepon snake, fraud business woman, and failed lawyer Kim🐍🐍🐍! I was going for my daily walk in Los Simgeles when i walked past a store that seemed to be having a party going on so i decided to check it out. When i got inside the was your mother Kris standing next to a sign that said new "Hey Sweetie makeup line coming next month!" Apparently it was a lunch party for kris's new make up line and has had all positive reviews!! Do you guys know she was coming out with her own products? Kim dont be jealous! #nonono #bbpj #heysweetiemakeup

Hi Khloe and Kourtney! I hope y'all are doing well! My question is for the true fighter and survivor and the sister with the biggest booty Khloe! What inspired you to organize your pantry? Stay watermelon 🍉

Being cheap so watermelon or so not watermelon

Celebrities that became celebrities because they can sing So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

HELLO TO THE GORGEOUS KARDASIMS SISTERS and hello to kim too ig. This is how a glow glow glow DISASTER helped me find the love of my life.

I ordered the glow glow glow body lotion and i used it after my shower. First it started to sting and burn my skin . Then these weird green spots appeared all over my body AND THEN my left arm swelled up so bad that i had to rush into the ER.

And there this really hot doctor took care of me and explained to me that he'd seen a lot of these cases and he gave me Some kind of booty booty pop juice medicine. Anyway we ended up going out for coffee and we bonded on how much ur products SUCK AND HOW THEY ARE A DANGER TO PEOPLE.

thank u very much KOM and i love so much khloe and Kourtney.

Portals: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Micromanagement: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello hello, fellow glorious sisters! Today i've got a question for all 3 of you!

To Khloe, Kourtney, and Kimchi,

What would be the perfect kebab for y'all? (for example; a piece of chicken, a chunk of watermelon, a pistachio... anything you'd like to add in one kebab skewer)

Hey sisters, how's it going so far?! Have you guys checked out the newest Lana and Nicki's video on SimGM? I'm pretty sure this is the first time Nicki's name in the subtitle is actually spelled Nicki Meneh and I AM IN LOVE WITH THAT!!!

I have question for Khloe, the ambassador for kockroach body transform shower gel and queen of gas donation: what do you think about putting "de'' infront of your name? Like de Khloe Kardas? I won't ask Kourtney since I knew her name was perfect and need no change. And last BUT ......... ALSO....... LEAST! Kưgêeasfwăvbfwem (srsly I don't want to mention you but you will end up crying so this is a pity question for you)! I just want to ask that will your ugly name ever be spelled Kem in SimGM up coming videos? Stay watermelon you guys.

Hi sisters, I have a theory as to why Kim is so delulu. She has obviously used glow glow glow too many times, even though everybody knows it's toxic. Khloe you are the true fighter and survivor!!! Booty booty pop juice is legendary, Kourtney gives serial killer energy but is still slay. Love your podcast

Who's the Smartest: columbarium

Summer: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Cover Bands: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Khloe always ending the podcast

So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Hey Kardasims

What are you favorite childhood memories?

Lots of Love from Minnesota

Jiafei's products So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Hello!Before i start i wanted to say that khloe the true fighter and survivor and kourtney that is so watermelon are amazing and kim the ugly crying sister is not.Keep drinking strawberry soda or orange JUICE.My question is:would you guys ever do a podcast with the whole family or with kris for 1 million dollars? Thank you.

please reply to my comment it's my birthday 😭❤️

hey glorious and sexy sisters Khloe and Kourtney and the other one, what's her name again ?? ohh KHOMMM

I AM SPEECHLESS

I do not know when KHOM will learn her lesson! She is so delulu and needs serious help.

Last month i got the glow glow glow bazooka blister buster shoes which were designed to avoid blisters and heal them if you so happened to get them. When i received them 3 years after my order l wore them and oh boy did MY FEET NOT SWELL AND BECOME A HUGE BLISTER BALL!! i could barely see my toes as they were sucked in😭😭

i immediately saw that KANYE was advertising his new Neezy Squeezy shoes and i got them with immediate effect. My feet are now back to normal and deflated all thanks to Ye's Neezy Squeezy shoes!!

THANK YOU YE INDEED🙏🏼

#wearetherealrocksters

hey to the most gorgeous sister kourt, the most watermelon sister and true fighter and survivor khlo

and hymm.

my question is for the glow glow glow addict, due to the unfortunate circumstances in the sim-economy. workers are organising and going on strike, specifically the glow glow glow union. but this is mainly down to their terrible working conditions.

do you think it's acceptable to pay your workers just $5 dollars AN HOUR?? to deal with that toxic waste?? they are miracle workers kem and do the best with the (bad) tools they are given. i've also heard that some striking workers you have been sending to VANISH??????

when will you give your workers a significant payrise, you greedy con artist. i'm convinced girls that one day you'll be seeing hymn's face on the 6 o clock news. she truly is a murderer.

anyways love you khloe and kourt, make sure kim gives up glow glow glow and turns it off off off.

Good working conditions

so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hey Khloe, in a previous episode you said that if you made a special edition Khloe Kardasim dvd people would buy it. Unfortunately your two unsupportive sisters were quick to say no one would purchase such a thing. I am here to come to the defense of the true fighter and survivor and say that I would buy it. What would your special edition khloe dvd be about? Much love from Canada

Boarbz  So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Hello to the Iconic skinny legend Kourtney, The True FIGHTER & SURVIVOR/Host of podcast Khloe and also hello to Kim I guess, my question is for the two sisters Kourtney & Khloe, did you guys receive my hidden message on Kim's glow glow glow commercial, I wanted to let you know that I was able to get all the dark secrets and scandals behind glow glow glow from Vanish and was about to make it go public when all of a sudden Kim & her glow glow glow team came and KIDNAPPED ME and forced me to use her bio weapon products for a commercial, since then my body has been peeling, burning and leaving marks on my body and to top it all off she destroyed ALL the evidence I had on her!! Please Khloe & Kourtney you must find a way to finish glow glow glow ONCE AND FOR ALL, she has hurt too many of us and we can't afford to lose anymore lives! P.S. I just received word that Kim is close to making a Glow glow glow Tv which is meant to be used for MIND CONTROL to force us to buy all her products!!

Kim getting eliminated from last celebrity to leave the island....watermelon or so not watermelon

Hiring a whole glam team for a driver's license pictorial... so watermelon or so not watermelon

Memes

So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Hi kardsim sisters except……the bitch ass lawyer KEEHM..anyway recently I bought the GLOW GLOW GLOW face gel because my face was breaking out, when i took out the box and then put the gel on my face and left it for 10 minutes, after the 10 minutes my skin started to peel off, and my face felt like there was lava on my face, I ran to the mirror and saw my face was had blisters all over it, I drove as quick as I can to the hospital, the doctor said I had 3rd degree Burns….. I HAD 3RD DEGREE FUCKING BURNS, now I’m currently in the hospital the said I need to stay in here for 6 months but besides that I bought the BBPJ and now my butt is bigger than Saturn. Ps to KEEHM WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS HOSPITAL ME AND MY BUTT ARE GONNA CRUSH UR COMPANY AND THAT IS NOT A THREAT ITS A SPOILER. #takedownGLOWGLOWGLOW #ilovebbpj

Listener response

Question for Kourtney

How can I be awesome like you, you are such a queen

good morning kardasim sisters except kehm, kehm what the fuck i bought your glow glow glow pump lip gloss december LAST YEAR wtf is up with shipping i just recived it and tried it and it MELTED OFF MY LIPS i ran to the sink to wash it off with my glow glow glow cleanser and it made it even WORSE i started mutating and growing antennas on my forehead im suing you for your shit products love you khloe booty booty pop juice is so tasty and grew my ass 2 inches and i just bought a no no no box im so exited hopefully it dosent take 7 months to come like glow glow glow #kimflopera #kimsbioweapons #bootybootypopjuiceisamazing

(listener response)

Yesterday I bought one of Kim's Glow Glow Glow face cleaners. My entire face caught on fire and i nearly died. Kim I'm filing a lawsuit and I'm suing you. Also Kourtney, you're the best.

the beautiful sister kourtney the true fighter and survivor khloe and the ugly, rude, bratty, disgusting, no good conartest kehm I have three questions 1 kourtney how on earth do you just not care? I would kill to have your ability 2 khloe I know it might be hard to be a fighter and survivor AND having to host a podcast how do you put up with kehm ( the ugly one) finally kehm how did it feel knowing you killed my baby sister with your new glow glow glow juice formula we read all 30 pages of your book and she ended up pooping until she died the doctors described it as an act of poison anyways that's all bye beautifuls and kehm (did I mention that she's ugly)

(listener response) so today i went to simulta and i bought a few of kehms bioweapons in hope of finding a cure for the hybrid zombies that kehm had created i then went home and ordered some on demand no no no boxes (space edition) for the low low price of 10,00000,0000,000,00,0 dollars i then ordered some og bbpj and the reverse watermelon bbpj elixir i had to contain the glow glow glow products i brought in a secret lab under my friend de nicki minajs house i started studying the products they started to burn through my heavy heavy heavy heavy heavy duty booty booty pop juice bio suit i rain out of the laboratory and i rushed to seal it so no more of that toxic waste got through i knew i had to hurry as the zombies were nearing simalabases so i patched up my suit and reinforced it by rapping some of kourtneys no no no boxes around it i walked down into the lab to see the nuclear fog had hit the groundi stepped through the fog extracting small samples of the bright green nuclear fog i put the samples under the microscope and saw tiny pieces of watermelon there were also nuclear cells and they had heartbeats i came to the conclusion that her products were alive so i out it in the bio scanner and it showed 76438 life forms i put some of the juice from the watermelon sheet mask that caused the whole hybrid zombie epidemic on it and they infused into a mini watermelon zombie i picked up the zombie and it bit my hand i wasn't sure how much time i had left to make the cure so i patched up my bite and got to work i extracted space cells from khloes no no no box and put them on my bite the wound started burning so bad but it stoped glowing bright red and hurt less after the burning stopped i then took some of the reverse watermelon bbpj and put it on my bite it then started closing up but i could feel my body transforming into a glow glow glow zombie watermelon zombie AND ass zombie monster so i took the og bbpj space cells from kourtneys no no no box and some reverse watermelon bbpj combined it into a juice and drank it my skin returned to normal and all the damage from kehms bioweapons got reversed i then formulated more of these cures and dropped a whole no no no galactic expedition box full of the cures onto the mariah sim carey and she returned to normal her whole blood line of zombies she created turned back to normal to together we worked together to stab and take down the watermelonzilla it fell into the ocean of simalibu and it evaporated and its dust went into the ocean and infecting the water so we then put the cure in the water and it returned to a nice clear blue color we then pumped the cure into a canon and it blew all over the entire contenint of simerica killing all left over hybrid zombies i got a free 1,000000,00000,0000,000,00,0 dollars from the government for curing the zombies and i spent it all on bbpj and no no no kehm i hope your fake ass explodes and i will be contacting my private body guard to arrest you and take you to space and strand you on the moon watch out you slut

the matrix so watermelon or so not watermelon

(listener response) today i bought kehms glow glow glow watermelon sheet mask when i got home and opened it a red toxic nuclear cloud came out i applied the products and my ass turned into the shape of a watermelon and my face started burning so bad smoke was coming out of vagina my face started to have seeds in it. and the toxic cloud from earlier went out of my window and into the sand and ocean in simalibu the sand came to life and formed a watermelonzilla the watermelonzilla had two big volumptious watermelon breasts and it stomped around with its huge watermelon toes it was blasting lasers turning everyone into watermelon monsters and simrayah carey got hit and she turned into a huge watermelonzilla almost twice the size of the original it stomped on my house and i started running i was able to escape to a train station the place was filled with watermelon zombies and i had to steal the train and take it all the way to simcalabases over there i escaped to my friend simnicki minajs house there i watched the news and there was a reporter right in front of my destroyed home she got hit by the watermelon beam and turned into a mutant glow glow glow zombie she farted a nuclear cloud over simalibu turning the watermelon zombies into watermelon and glow glow glow zombie hybrids the entire city of simalibu has base camps set up and the military had to call in reinforcements from simunited kingdom base camps are being opened all across the country as the zombies keep spreading i fear that soon they will reach simcalabases soon oh and by the way the zombies have huge watermelon asses and fart watermelon seeds and they also a tv built in between their asses playing glow glow glow ads this is a warning to all please hide they are coming oh and kehm i'm suing you and the entire united simstates army will be coming for you.

Who's the smartest: francisella

(Listener response)

Hi to the most watermelon sisters khloe kourtney and de nicki minaj.

Its eclipse sim

I am an trans artist and a witch. But Im here today to just show yall some fanart I made for kourtney because I felt like kourtneys outfit didnt showcase the real beauty of kourtney. So I decided to make one. I was originally gonna do khem but then I remembered im not a horror artist and I dont wanna scar anyone with khema face her personality is scary enough being 98 percent plastic and all And I dont mean her body. Shut up kim ik ur crying. I was gonna do khloe but I realized she gets enough fanart so I decided to do kourtney instead since her beauty is rare and exquisite and so is her fanart... also I bought a No no no box and when I opened it I actualy found something inside...

The darkhold Thats right the darkhold that the scarlet sim witch has But I have it now and im happy to say Im satisfied with my purchase I use it to boost profit for booty booty pop juice and no no no boxes and Also I use it to destroy glow glow glow factories which khem prolly knows about since I did it last weeked. Dont worry I freed everyone there before I did. Being a sim with the darkhold is pretty usefull since now when i get stuck in pools Without the ladder I just use the darkhold send electric waves to the persons mind to let me free... but yea I also used my powers to turn some not all people back to normal using booty booty pop juice enhanced by enhanced I mean I used magic to enhance its healing properties not everyone though. I've only been able to do the ones that arent cockroaches but something else cockroaches are harder to do. OH shit glow glow glow has found me... KHems you'll never catch me alive! Ill be on the run for now since khems hunting me down. Feel free to ask khem about me.

eclipse signing off

If I dont respond its safe to assume im dead or a cockroach...

(Btw please dont repost the fanart. Tyyy)

Anyways XOXO eclipse

watermelon ships: so watermelon or not so watermelon

Negan (From the Walking Dead) So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

today i bought kehms glow glow glow watermelon sheet mask when i got home and opened it a red toxic nuclear cloud came out i applied the products and my ass turned into the shape of a watermelon and my face started burning so bad smoke was coming out of vagina my face started to have seeds in it. and the toxic cloud from earlier went out of my window and into the sand and ocean in simalibu the sand came to life and formed a watermelonzilla the watermelonzilla had two big volumptious watermelon breasts and it stomped around with its huge watermelon toes it was blasting lasers turning everyone into watermelon monsters and simrayah carey got hit and she turned into a huge watermelonzilla almost twice the size of the original it stomped on my house and i started running i was able to escape to a train station the place was filled with watermelon zombies and i had to steal the train and take it all the way to simcalabases over there i escaped to my friend simnicki minajs house there i watched the news and there was a reporter right in front of my destroyed home she got hit by the watermelon beam and turned into a mutant glow glow glow zombie she farted a nuclear cloud over simalibu turning the watermelon zombies into watermelon and glow glow glow zombie hybrids the entire city of simalibu has base camps set up and the military had to call in reinforcements from simunited kingdom base camps are being opened all across the country as the zombies keep spreading i fear that soon they will reach simcalabases soon oh and by the way the zombies have huge watermelon asses and fart watermelon seeds and they also a tv built in between their asses playing glow glow glow ads this is a warning to all please hide they are coming oh and kehm i'm suing you and the entire united simstates army will be coming for you.

Hello Kardasims. Do you still keep in touch with Prudence and Zack? Do you think they'll be guests at one point? Also when you flew coach, did you ever meet De Nicki Minaj the flight attendant?

Kanye West: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Coach: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hello kardasims, I've listened to this podcast for a while and wanted to reach out. I love Kim's Glow Glow Glow products and Kourtney's fabulous No No No products. With that said my question is for Khloe: why are you always such a fucking bitch to everyone and how come you always promote booty booty pop juice when they are very mid? Not only are you so hot headed and aggressive but you also look like an asshole that's never been wiped. Kim and. Kourtney are the pretties of the sisters and Khloe is the fucking ugly bitch ass troll. Sorry for the hate I'm usually very nice, but I couldn't hold it in any longer. Let Kim and Kourtney end the podcast from now on and stay under the bridge where you can from troll. Love my two favorite sisters in the world Kim and Kourtney. Fuck you Khloe! #Bootybootypopjuciesux #kimsfuturehusband

Board games: so watermelon or so not watermelon

BREAKING NEWSSS PEOPLE: CURE FOR ALL KOCKROACHES !!!

grettings to the most watermelon kardasim sisters khloe and kourtney. i have exciting news to tell you. a year ago i ordered kehms glow glow glow orange soda. when i drank it, it turned me into a kockroach. from that moment i've been planning my revenge. recently i listened to your 83rd podcast episode and you khloe, the true fighter and survivor, said how you need to find a cure for all the kockroaches. well i did some digging and thanks to your and kourtneys products i was able to make drastic changes. i mixed bbpj strawberry booyah and bbpj og edition and the cure was made. i tested it on my friend who was also a victim from kehms bioweapons and he was transformed to his usual sim form. i then used kourtneys no no no blackest box to send and teleport the cure to all of the vanish locations where all my fellow kockroaches were suffering. all of them have been transofrmed to their sim form and now we will form an army to conquer kehms glow glow glow factories.

thank you khloe and kourtney for your amazing products and to you stupid bitch (kehm), watch out cause you're fucked.

#staywatermelon

lana del rey is so watermelon or so not watermelon ? p.s kourtney is a fighter and survivor

Hi Khloe! I love your own new division of BBPJ: Khlo Khlo Khlo✨ it's such a great revenge body training juice💕 It seems that ppl are mistaking it for that "Khlow" word 🤧

Anyways I wanna share that I recently uncovered files and document cases from Shantaloosa that Kem has been providing ingredients to both SimDonalds and real life McDonalds. Next thing you know, people are dying from the Grimace Shake. Anyways my question is for Kimp, did you bullying has a y in it?

Hello kardasims. I am a plant living in the glow glow glow factory. Kim, last night I saw khloe pouring chemicals into your products to turn people into kockroaches to create her own army because she is not a true fighter and survivor. She then walked right upto my plant pot and ripped all my leaves off. Khloe why are you doing this? Is it because Kim has a bigger ass? Kim please give me more soil so I can grow back my leaves. Love you kourtney. #khloefakeass #kourtneyisaqueen

(Listener Response)

Hey Kardasim Sisters, I'm here to talk about my fiance, Keith, who is a worker at the Glow Glow Glow Factories. But first, I want to thank Kourtney for Making No No No, The boxes have helped me so much and the deliveries are so fast!

But anyway, My fiance is a Worker at the Glow Glow Glow Factories. We were in a moment of desperation, and we needed some money. So my fiance applied to be a worker at Glow Glow Glow.

He got accepted, and i was happy but slightly worried because of the reputation of Glow Glow Glow.

A few days later, He didn't come back home, even after a day later.

So i drove to the factory, but the security wouldn't let me in...

So i jumped through the barricade and ran into the factory. I found Keith, who looked so soulless... Everyone there did.

I grabbed Keith's arm and tried to make him go home, but he kept saying no, and kept asking who i was. He forgot everything about his life before coming to work there. I was then taken away by security guards and i cried cause keith didn't plan on coming back.

So in other words: Don't work at Glow Glow Glow, AKA the memory erasing facility.

(Listener response) Hey Kardasims, I want to thank you for creating such lovely products. I am one of the scientists from NASA (National Aeronautics and Simspace Association), and it has been fun experimenting and using the products for our new and innovative technologies. We had been using the No No No boxes (Space Edition) to help us further our technology in our space ventures, and we had been using the Booty Booty Pop juice as great incentives for our workers. The Head of our department even increased the salaries of those who had been great in our recent evaluation.

I also wanted to thank Kim for greatly contributing to our space ventures. We had been using the Glow Glow Glow products as fuel for some of our experimental spaceships, but they are still in the experimental stage (please let me off the hook as I can't reveal a lot more than that). The Glow Glow Glow products (especially the Glow Glow Glow Bio, Glow Glow Glow Sunscreen, and Glow Glow Glow Micellar Water) even work as a good bioweapon, which would help us defend ourselves against hostile organisms. In a couple of shakes, they explode so well. Thank you, Kim.

We are trying to contact you on your Glow Glow Glow hotline to hire you as one of our bioweapon specialists, but no one would even answer the hotline, so I was tasked with messaging you here on this podcast. Thank you. Please respond to our email to your company. We need your brain as a Bioweapon Specialist.

Who's the smartest: Kem

Crummy decision: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

(listeners response) hey kardasim sisters, its me.. one of the cockroach survivers. ive been living in the ditch with the 2nd vanish head quarters for a while now. yesterday i was crawling through the vents to spy on kehms stupid bitch company. i saw kehm inject a syringe into her head that said "lizard venom." when she left the room i went to look around and i saw a bunch of cages with mutant cockroach survivors and stolen booty booty pop juice drinks and no no no special edition boxes. khem came back to the room as one of the cockroach survivors was trying to escape and she used her giant lizard tounge to throw the survivor into the no no no blackest box. i ran out of there quickly. scared. this concludes my theory... khem is half lizard. shes been hiding this from the other watermelon sisters her whole life. my question is: how do you (khloe and kourtney) feel about your sister being a half lizard flop business woman? ps: khloe i bought your glow glow glow reverse booty booty pop juice drink and my brown lizard scales are turning back into normal skin! and kourtney your no no no house size box is really cozy. i am happy with my purchases.

hiii this is part 2 for of everytime kim cries in the kardasim podcast! hope u enjoy:)))

hi kardasims!! to prove kem wrong, i decided to make a commemorative video of everytime kim cries in the kardasim podcast (from ep 1-84 , at least) 🍉😭ill be spilting them cuz of the limit >:( if i missed anything out, please lemme me kockroaches and fighters and survivors! stay watermelon khloe kourtney and..... kim 🍉

love from simgapore 🇸🇬

bethany johnson💕

(btw my real name is actually gareth, yes im a boy sorry to all)

hey sisters this is a short one but this is only for kourtney and khloe if kim says anything during this question shes a dumb bitch but what do you think about raw chicken garden salad which is different from raw chicken salad because its a chicken garden salad but the chicken is raw

are cactuses so watermelon or so not watermelon

algal for whos the smartest

black profile pictures so watermelon or so not watermelon

is the new ice sim and de nicki minajeh so water melon or so not watermellon??

To all the sisters starting with khloe:

Chicken garden salads are amazing but what do you think about vegan chicken salads?? It's soo watermelon because it doesn't hurt animals and also the chicken is substituted by jackfruit that's seasoned to taste like chicken. If you don't like it thats okay khloe i forgive you

To Kourtney: Can you make a portal box kit? One items goes through box 1 and comes out box 2

To the last and least, Km: You might have noticed that 3 of your Glow Glow Glow warehouses have suddenly gone missing. I bought all the blackest boxes and put them into there and turns out, it exploded into space and formed a new fighter and survivor planet

Stay watermelon guys

Who's the smartest: philodendron

Khloe's crying: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hair roots: so watermelon or not so watermelon 🍉

That’s So Watermelon Suggestions (please let me know if they were used before)

Expiration Dates, Guacamole, Carousels, Gambling, Pork Chops

Who’s the Smartest Suggestions (please let me know if they were used before)

Aperitif, Copacetic, Elasticized, Vacillating, Prognosticate

Kem Kardasim: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

hi kardasims sistahs! I love your podcasts but recently I tried kems glow glow and everyone said I smelled like sh!t and I also kept getting acne, never make glow glow again:) also Khloe you slay the title fighter and survivor

Ye - So watermelon or so not watermelon.

P.S - I am Kris's Bodygaurd and Kim you left your ass retainer in her car - please pick it up later.

National Be Nice Day: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

(In reference to when Kem dyed her hair too blonde)

i don't know what is wrong with you kardasims (Kourtney and Khloe), Kim's glow glow glow products are so bomb, they work so well, i ordered the skin rejuvenator strawberry edition and my skin peeled off and i got such a good pinkish inner skin. you need to try these products yourself before you say anything against my queen

#boycottkourtneyandkhloe

SimCarolina Reaper: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Brain farts: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

SimCocaCola: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Fried chicken: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Porta potty: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Dancing: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Vanderpump Rules's Scandoval: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Venting people's problems: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Complimenting people's outfits: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Microbiology: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Power yoga: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Banana: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Fake apologies: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Cooking books: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Who's the smartest: Padam

Getting removed from someone's following list by someone on Simstagram: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hi KARDASIMS, exlusive Hi to the person who saved my life and the unbothered queen Kourtney, I ordered the No No No box made from obsidian in a XXXXL size and it came a little bit damaged but it was probably fault of my local shipping agency, anyway I also ordered a Glow Glow Glow blueberry scented candle, when the candle came it looked actually very pretty and it smelled good but THE MOMENT I lit it on fire it exploded so I ran and ran to my No No No box and I stayed there FOR 2 DAY STRAIGHT because my whole apartment was flooded in radiation. After the 2 day I was rescued from my apartement by the military and was taked into questioning. SO KHEM get your shit together and resign from your stupidass "business". And Kourtney thank you SO MUCH for your box that saved my life, I will absolutely recommend No No No to my friends and family. Also I am at the militray station as Im typing this they gave me Booty Booty Pop juice to cure the radiation from my body and I am already feeling better so Khloé pay my compliments to the CEO for me and stay watermelon. Ps: my dog was in the apartment the whole time so now he is a teenage boy beacuse the radiation was so strong it TURNED A DOG INTO A HUMAN. #BootyBootyPop #Lifesavior #NotCool #GlowGlowGLowIsTrash #NoNoNoSavedMyLife

Weird dreams: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Getting to do things for someone without your consent: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Faking your illness: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Being a hot mess: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

big hoop earrings so watermelon/ so not watermelon