EPISODE 87 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

hey mommas

being a homewrecker: so watermelon or so not watermelon

I tried The Glow Glow Glow Bronzer and it made my skin look horrible! People kept calling me a Tomato Kim please explain😭 (I love you kim and your sisters but this product is just a no)

Ciao Kardasims sisters, i just wanna say Khloe you are the most watermelon and the fighter and surviver and i love your brand booty booty pop juice. To kourtney, you are a also a watermelon queen and im inlove with your no no box, i bought one a couple of weeks ago. And....idk the other one's name, is it Megan?. My question is If you have to choose who you want to spend time shopping with, who will it be? and why? stay watermelon khloe and kourtney i love you both. Love from Italy, arrivederci

OMG you guys should do voice swap on the 90/100 podcast, Boss do kourtney voice, Boss sister do khloe voice and boss brother do kim voice. No pressure if you guys don't want to do it, I still love your guys podcast 💕

Watermelon or not Watermelon? 🍉🍉🍉 ******LACRIMAL GLAND******

Hello Kardasims sisters! ❤️❤️❤️ To Queen Kourtney - thank you so much for introducing your NO, NO, NO Products to the world. I use it everyday and now I am stronger than yesterday! To the second Queen, Khloe! you're retaliation body is such an inspiration to every woman in the world suffering from Glow Glow Glow radioactive deformities and mutation. You have no idea how much you've helped a lot of innocent SimBeings. and finally, to the Strawberry Soda Queen - KHEM! KHEM! KHEM! (Velociraptor vocalization) Please follow your sister's good deeds! and repent Thank Yew! from 2 is the devil's number, River Streets Davao City, Simlhippines 8000

Hi Kardasims, i just want to say something to Kim, your at the top of the world!...✨JUMP✨

Watermelon or so not watermelon: glow glow glow the BIOWEAPON?

Watermelon or so not watermelon: feet?

Watermelon or so not watermelon: watermelon?

Hi my fave 3 kardasim sisters, Khloé, Kourtney, and Taylor! Kim(the lying bitch and narcissist), when I used your UNDERYE CREAM, it burned off my under eyes. Care to explain? I'm gonna sue you for millions. Khloé, i love your booty booty pop juice, it cleanses my soul and makes my ass huge! And Kourtney, I love your no no no nothing product, it is so useful! Stay watermelon Taylor, Kourtney(the most watermelon sister), Khloé(the fighter and survivor). As for you KHEM, I'm expecting my money!😘

Hi Kardasim sisters ❤️

Well somebody has got some explanation to do (Khloé).

Explain the whole story, how do u feel and how the fuck ! Did you just burst like that after drinking the fake Grimace drink? To Kim , I understand why you voted for Kourtney 😭, I hope you get your avenge . Stay watermelon 🍉😄 . Byeee!

Mango Ice Cream so watermelon or so not watermelon (I love you 3 🩷)

Breakfast: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Kris and Catliyn so watermelon or so not watermelon

Jonathan so watermelon or so not watermelon

Kourtney fighter and survivor so watermelon or so not watermelon

elimination so watermelon or so not watermelon

last one to leave the island so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hello to the two most watermelon sisters kourtney and the fighter and survivor and the hbic khole and that bitch khem this question is for my fave khloé do you think you still be on the island had kim voted out mariah instead

Watermelon or so not watermelon, glow glow glow THE BIOWEAPON

Hi Khloe, how do you feel to NOT be the fighter and survivor anymore? I love how your face just looked helpless and was waiting for Lana's pity but the way you disappeared TWICE in the show really made my day. 😍😘 How did you come back from exploding your body? Are you really a cockroach? But sadly that's all. Cockroach just come back and wating to LOSE in the next contest, they're overall not fighter and survivor. And what exactly in those Grimace Shake? Is that Booty Booty pop Juice? If so people, you know what's dominating the industry right now, It's Glow Glow Glow. BBPJ is already lost again GGG for both being a deadly BIOWEAPON or other functional products. More like BIO BIO pop Juice💀

Omg hi kardasim sisters, especially Khloe I love your revenge body and fighter and survivor soul. Your booty booty pop juice made my ass so big thank you. Kim, I'm suing you. Your glow glow glow shampoo burned my hair off and set my bathroom on fire, I'm demanding 1,000,000 or else 😁. Kourtney I am in love with your no no no product it is so useful. Anyways, Kim I will nor forget this. Goodbye my fave 2 sisters. Stay watermelon.

Hello Kardasim sisters! I am such a fan of 2/3 of you all! Khloe the fighter and survivor and Kourtney the most layer back sim❤️ also hello khymberly the worst Kardasim sister. I recently decided to be daring and give Khyum another chance, I purchased some glow, glow, glow sun tan lotion for the summer (despite all the negative reviews) because I wanted to keep my brown skin nice and glowy. I felt great for the first couple minutes then I noticed insane burning and tingling on my skin. It started with my arms then eventually spread. (And YES khyum I read the directions) I am now suing you and turning you in to the authorities. They have been notified and now have a warrant out for your arrest. Good luck Khyum and byeeee Khloe and Kourtney! You're welcome for getting rid of KYUM btw!😁😁

Hello to the most watermelon trio, and ofc their mighty leader Khloe, the truest fighter and survivor. You are lengedary not only in the Sim World but also here on Earth. I don't believe in God but I believe in my goddess Khloe. I worship and honor her by following her example and working on my revenge body.

Anyways very important question for Kourtney and Kim. Who copied who's wedding ??? And Kim did u use Kourtney's wedding as a business opportunity?? most importantly goddess Khloe what's your input to all this ??

Love from Riverside California 🫶

A couple of weeks ago, I know nothing about Garten of Banban but because of you guys I learnt about the game and even finished all 3 games and waiting for the 4th! So excited that I've to write you this! My gaming experience was normal until I found a SECRET ENDING, I didn't know how I got that, maybe I accidentally did something lead to that. I don't know. But in that ending, first I found a note says "Opila bird's name was originally Glowpila, it created by a former co-worker of Uthman Adam, using the hybridization of Givanium and Glow G-" the note is torn at that point so I don't know the rest! After that I also found a hidden tape, it shows a back of a bleach-blond Biochemist with a big ass. On her table there's a picture of a Godzilla and a can of orange soda. She then call someone and said "Change the name of that useless subject to Opila, I've found a better direction for my plans, erase all of my information from the organization, I don't want to get any involvment in the future!" Poor thing, what a pitiful, Glowpila was thrown away by its creator. Since you three played/ came to the Garten of Banban, my question is you guys have any idea about that mysterious woman? I asked everyone on the game forum but they have no clue about her. I think she will hold an important role in the 4th game! Stay watermelon you guys!

got hit by a car. so watermelon or so not watermelon?🍉

how are the most watermelon sister doing? kourtney mama, queen khloe, and the most succesful radioactive production house owner kem, i hope u guys have a nice day. Kourtney i rencently bought the no no no subscription for 6 months, and i loved it so much i cant wait every months for the subscription package to arrive. definitely going to add another 6 months for the no no no subscription!

Children? So watermelon or so not watermelon?🍉

Dear Khloe (aka the fighter and survivor) , I have a bit of a dilemma on my hands quite literally if you will, I recently purchased some booty booty pop juice booty plump and I must say it works very well! My issue is that when it first arrived your sister KHUM had written an off putting note on there. The note read.. Dear customer, this is KHUM.. do not open this box unless you want to get a rash on your left pinky toe and your right eyelid causing a burning and painful experience . Buy glow, glow, glow or I will personally send someone to push you down a well.

KHUMBERLY! WHERE IS STACY??

I have had enough of sitting around and not being able to do anything regarding the vanishing of your many employees so I've decided to report you to the simthorities! They are building evidence against you as we speak so get a lawyer and prepare yourself. Once they have enough evidence you will be arrested on the spot and taken into justice! Hopefully they will pull your evil bio weapon plans out of your huge ass and lock you away forever!

Dear Kardasim sisters, I love your podcast and listen to it whenever I can. Eventually I heard about the "No, No, No" box and thought why not show my support by getting one. I ordered a box and as soon as I got it I wanted to see what all the hype was about. So I put my little brother inside the box and closed it. The box started to violently shake, and about 3 seconds later, it stopped. I opened the box only to find it completely empty. I got worried and asked my whole family about my little brother. They all told me they didn't know who I was talking about, and that I was ALWAYS an only child. PLEASE KOURTNEY, I need you to help and tell me how to get my brother back, and how to get back to the 'universe' where he existed, I miss him so much. Thank you, love you all.

Hello to the three simsters Kourtney, Khloe, and Khum, I have something important to tell you ladies, I have watched Khum's 4k Blu-Ray DVD, and it was traumatizing to say the least, I never thought Glow Glow Glow would be capable of commiting such atrocities, but that's not all, soon after I finished watching Khum's 4k Blue-Ray, I received a phone call from what appeared to be the voice of a winy woman telling me that I will die in 7 days. I don't know what to do, I'm really scared, I never thought Khum would be capable or releasing an accursed tape to the public, this is a crime against humanity. Khloe and Kourtney, you two have the power to stop this curse from spreading any further, you know what you must do she's right there next to you, you must kill the root of this evil curse and save everyone that has been watching her 4k Blu-Ray, otherwise you two will be considered her accomplises since you know everything your sister has done with Glow Glow Glow and you have done absolutely nothing about it, please I only have a few days left, if I die I will make sure to come back and drag you back to hell with me Khum. xoxo I love you all!! <3

Also, for who's the smartest: Floccinaucinihilipilification, penumbra, and velleity.

hello to the 2 gorgeous sisters, khloe and kourtney.

kim.

my question is for all 3 of you, would you rather spend five nights at freddy's without blocking the door with your ass or one night in the glow glow glow factory?

love you no no no angel kourtney and the botany queen khloe.

#kimstrawberry

leaving the island first, so watermelon or so not watermelon? 🍉

hi khloe the most fighterist and surviverist sister and kourtney the most pretty and emotional sister and i guess kim is there to, i wanted to ask each of you a question. 1. khloe, can we have some tips to get a revenge body 2. kim, why is glow glow glow called glow glow glow if it makes your skin turn into gravel, it should be called gravel gravel gravel 3. kourtney, who would you want be trapped in a room with: caitlyn, kris, kim, khloe, kendall, kylie or rob

who's the smartest: incantation

Who's the Smartest: bastion

Working From Home: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Bluetooth: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello beautiful sisters khloe and kourtney! My name is Santiago. So to keep a long story short I made a mistake. I was at my local farmacy because I was looking for something headaches, and I go to the clearance section, It's full of glow glow glow products and I was very happy ,because I saw fba approved glow glow glow headache releavers. The box said "prices so good it will blow your mind" I was thrown off by a roach that was telling me not to buy the releaver through telepathy somehow, and I just stomped on it, and it popped like a firecracker. It made my head hurt more so I went to register and bought it, and I went outside and saw a bunch of giant purple monsters wrecking buildings. I thought it was something to do with the headaches so I took the releavers and next thing you know, I was at the hospital looking like an overcooked thanksgiving turkey and, there were wires connected all over me. Turns out khim khim khim khim khimmm and her stupid disgusting glow glow glow branded "medicine" made my brain blow out of my head and it hit a plain on its way up killing 30 passengers in the prosses. KHIM YOU NASTY DIRTDY PLASTIC H*E I HATE YOU! THATS WHY WHEN YOU GO TO THE BEACH THEY KICK YOU OUT BECAUSE THEY CONCIDER YOU TO BE PLASTIC POLLUTION B*TCH

Dear Queen khloe I want you to know that I love you booty booty pop juice so much it made my butt look gorge and I also want you to know that I drew booty booty pop juice on my wall and kourtney I love you but Kim you suck but I mean your stuff almost killed me so poop you.

Sincerely yours addye kardasim

P.S. I AM YOUR GUYS LONG LOST SISTER

hello kitty so watermelon or so not watermelon

strawberry shortcake so watermelon or so not watermelon

who is the smartest

bayam

elmo so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hello, sisters! First off, I love all of you!

I have a question for Khloe and Kourtney: Why do you guys hate Glow Glow Glow so much? It's not a bad product.

I work for an organization whose name I cannot disclose, and we use this product to conduct our interrogations all the time. In fact, we once used Glow Glow Glow Sunscreen on someone who worked with one of our...um...adversaries. It burned his skin so bad, he cracked and sang like a canary. Gave us all the information we needed for us to complete our operation successfully.

As a beauty product, of course, Glow Glow Glow is not ideal, but it is one of our favorite instruments of...interrogation...and best of all, it's efficient and cost-effective. Thank you, Kim.

P.S: Kim, when are you come up with the Glow Glow Glow Perfume Plus? We need a new ingredient for our truth serum—I mean, cocktail.

I am writing this message to my long lost mother, Kim. My name is Lacy, and I am a bio weapon created/born in one of the Glow-Glow Facilities. My body is purely based on Glow-Glow products, My arms can shoot acids that can melt the human body in mere seconds and my mouth can blow out Glow-Glow beautificaiton baby powder that resets a person's memory and lure them into buying Glow-Glow products. Kim once came into the facility and told me that I am her child and that I should obey whatever she wants, and it made me feel very special because I can feel the connection between her and me. So I escaped the Glow-Glow factory in order to look for her and help my mother bring in more customers to make her happy and to keep her delusional mind satisfied. Please mother, if you are reading this message I want you to know that I will come find you and be the best biological weapon of a daughter.

today i bought kehms glow glow glow watermelon sheet mask when i got home and opened it a red toxic nuclear cloud came out i applied the products and my ass turned into the shape of a watermelon and my face started burning so bad smoke was coming out of vagina my face started to have seeds in it. and the toxic cloud from earlier went out of my window and into the sand and ocean in simalibu the sand came to life and formed a watermelonzilla the watermelonzilla had two big volumptious watermelon breasts and it stomped around with its huge watermelon toes it was blasting lasers turning everyone into watermelon monsters and simrayah carey got hit and she turned into a huge watermelonzilla almost twice the size of the original it stomped on my house and i started running i was able to escape to a train station the place was filled with watermelon zombies and i had to steal the train and take it all the way to simcalabases over there i escaped to my friend simnicki minajs house there i watched the news and there was a reporter right in front of my destroyed home she got hit by the watermelon beam and turned into a mutant glow glow glow zombie she farted a nuclear cloud over simalibu turning the watermelon zombies into watermelon and glow glow glow zombie hybrids the entire city of simalibu has base camps set up and the military had to call in reinforcements from simunited kingdom base camps are being opened all across the country as the zombies keep spreading i fear that soon they will reach simcalabases soon oh and by the way the zombies have huge watermelon asses and fart watermelon seeds and they also a tv built in between their asses playing glow glow glow ads this is a warning to all please hide they are coming oh and kehm i'm suing you and the entire united simstates army will be coming for you.

Hi sisters, love ya'll so much especially our fighter and survivor Kim she makes the best products ever and... SIKE! Just wanted to play with Kim feelings🫶🏻 but the real fighter and survivor is KHOE and forever is she makes better products then Kim and I think Kim should get tips from her sister khoe it's embarrassing to know that your younger sister is doing better than you, and kourtney, just got your new no no face cream product and oh my goodness I'm love with it, my question is how you make a business go off the chats? and Kim.... hey uhhh I got your new glow glow glow hair shampoo and I'm bald now thanks lot Kim and my family make fun of me soo going find your factory's and burned Down to the ground and save everyone also I have questions for you Kim, how can make a business fail? Still wondering how you did it and doesn't shock me at all but anyway love ya'll and still safe except Kim I wish you can try on your new shampoo and burn off all your hair at once.

Hi Khloe, I wanna congradulate and commend you for your new amazing division of BBPJ: ✨𝓚𝓱𝓵𝓸 𝓚𝓱𝓵𝓸 𝓚𝓱𝓵𝓸✨™ (ppl are confusing it with that "Khlow" word 🤧eugh) it's such an amazing revenge body training elixer. Also I recently finished the Bayonetta games and I made some fanart of the iconic Umbra Witch baddie. I even worked really hard and made a cover of Moon River (with such a magical voice 💖) and I made a lyric video from it. 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉 Anyways my question is to Kimp, when are you picking up that ukelele and finally make that apology video that every Gl*w Gl*w Gl*w victim deserves?

#LetsDanceSweeties

WE FOUND STACY also its my birthday.

(listener response)

dear the fighter and surviors and the most watermelon sisters Khloe and kourtney. its eclipse reporting to you live from inside the vanish headquarters Im currently dressed up as another employee at vanish since I can shapeshift because I practice simcraft or witchcraft for humans I gained this ability when I bought a no no no box that had the sim darkhold in it and eversince then Ive spent my lifes work working to free everyone in vanish and the missing people. but back to the topic Ive been sabotaging kims glow glow glow and vanish factories from the inside by supercharging booty booty pop juice strawberry soda bomb and I planted them althroughout the facilities which is why 2 of the glow glow glow and vanish headquarters are gone completely and destroyed. Im also helping the cockroaches with the no no no boxes because I put a special rune on them to connect them to boxes to be able to transport the cure right now im currently working on it all. also update on stacy I found her well what was left of her Ive been practicing necromancy for a while and Im happy to say that I finally brought stacy back from the dead Like the melanie simtinez song. I brought her back to her family and Ive been freeing people from kims dungeon. CRAP chim (KIM)

found out what I did through the security cameras when she did she said "GET HIM" she and her team are currently chasing me as I try to fly away if I dont report back Call the simcops cuz I have a flashdrive of all of chims actions and thingies all on film. also slap kim for me please.

goodbye

-eclipsedwitch

(im a sim)

#wefoundstacy #wheresstacy #boycottglowglowglow #kourtneysolosyourfavs

Hello Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney. I am the shift manager at Vanish Factory. Kim, I thought we where promised a free lunch break? In fact, maybe you could’ve at least rebuilt half of the factory is still in shreds!!!! We are working on what looks like a landmine blew up on it!  Its summer in Los Simglas and we are dying! You cut of our water supply ever since our brave college, Kate, reached out to the other sisters, just because you said that we where not aloud to talk about the workplace out of work! A-lot of your workers have passed out from heat stroke because you don’t even pay for a sun tent outside! You banned Amelias name from your workplace and now if we even speak of her, you send us to your office, which is air conditioned (the only air-conditioned place in the factory) and take a big bite of our lunch! Then throw the rest out! We are hot, thirsty, and hungry and you want us to be quiet about it? Kourtney, Khloe, please. This has gone too far please shut her down! Sometimes she’ll make us stay overnight! We have tried to leave, but she keeps her deadly glow glow gas around the perimeter, which makes the air quality worse then hazardous, and only turns it off if we have worked to our bones! Khloe, we ask for your smarts and Kourtney, we ask for your smarts so you can get us out of here!! She makes us try her products, and 999,999,999.98 in 1,000,000,000 times, the product effects us in someway! We are like Area 22!!!!!! Please come help us and stay watermelon 🙏

Are u bitter that they called Margot Robbie as the main role of "Barbie" instead of u?

Hello to the true fighter and survivor Khloe, the badass diva Kourtney and the Glow Glow Glow business woman Kim.

What is your strategy to win your recent show?

Khloe, how did u fell when that Barbie doll of Nicki nominated u.

And by the way your ass is gianormous

Hey Kardasims,

I'm an universe travellist and I travel another universes.

Once I was in the inverted universe when there was this really smart business woman and lawyer called Chim Cardasim that had a line of product called " Flop Flop Flop" I tried out o,o1 of her Flop Flop Flop Shampoo and not only my hair looked amazing but even my body was amazing.

What do u think of this Chim?

p.s. I met her emotional and caring sister Courtney, and her lazy and never angry sister, Chloe

My salutes to the TRUE fighter and survivor, Khloe the natural beauty ,Kourtney and the successful businesswoman: Kris!

And the creative Make Up Artist: Kylie !

And the intelligent laywer: Annalise!

And the woman with the Biggest Ass: De Nicki Minaj!

...

Oh, and Kim with her Flop Flop Flop, I mean Glow Glow Glow products.

Kourtney: Are u still friends with De Nicki Minaj after the Cook Off and her lawsuit? And thank u for the No No No Surprise Box I really needed an empty box .

Khloe: Stop Lying! You're not a Spokeperson for Booty Booty Pop Juice! You are the one that is making Booty Booty Pop Juice and Saving Lives!

Kim: I want to say something to u...

Thank U Ye

Khloe this question is really simple:

Have you ever tried the Booty Booty Bounce Juice and the Pooty Pooty Poop Juice (I think it's the same brand, it's just the name a bit edited)

p.s. if Kourtney was an anime character I think she would be a kuudere, someone who doesn't show or have emotion.

First of all, I thing you guys have some angsts like:

Khloe always fights and survives and trains her revenge body to hide her too broken heart.

Kim is always hated for her way to think and nobody ever throught of supporting her.

Kourtney was turned emotionless by the cruel word and the only times that she feels joy is when someone gets hurt.

I love you enough to say this:

Khloe, you're not a fighter and survivor, you're the TRUE fighter and survivor.

Kim your Glow Glow Glow product is a successful product if used in different ways and it's still admirable how you never give up.

Kourtney, remember: you're a tough boss bitch and nothing will change that.

Love, you.

(This is just my theory, I don't know. Not a therapist...nor a sim.)

The question is: What do u think about this?

I salute Khloe the Boss Bitch, Kourtney the Queen Bitch and Kim the Stupid Bitch.

I bought a Booty Booty Pop Juice Hair Dye for my son and the No No No Bible and when I opened the bible I couldn't believed it! There was a lot of disgusting pictures of person being naked! I removed the tag of the bible and there was written "Glow Glow Glow Bible"! And the same thing happened with my son's "Glow Glow Glow Hair Die"!

MY POOR BABY NOW HAS CANCER!

My question is:

Khloe and Kourtney can u do me a favor? Punch and Slap Kim 30000 Times! A Day!

Hey Kardasims.

First of all did u see your mom's new show "Kris and the Animorphics"?

And I found Stacey Sim Lewis! The one that mysteriously dissappear while in a giant lawsuit with Kim and her Flop Flop Flop products.

She was tied to a chair and in poorly conditions in one of the MANY hidden rooms of the Glow Glow Glow Factory.

And I was there for a mission to get a product and bring it to Booty Booty Pop Juice Science Lab to find its weak point.

She said that some crazy bitch with a stupid voice hit her from behind and put her there.

That sound familiar, isn't it, Kim?

Hello sisters:

I will tell u a story: Glowerella

Hem-Hem, once upon a time, there was a stupid bitch named Kim and she lived with her fairy bitch mother Kris, her wicked stepmother Caitlyn, and her amazing sisters Khloe and Kourtney and since she created a Flop company of rotten cosmetics they named her "Glowerella". One day the Prince Kanye West broke in their house to look who will fit the Glow Glow Glow Ass Corset. Kourtney didn't fit the corset but she didn't care and Khloe decided to not get involved with this bullshit. Glowrella tried the corset and she thought she was aabout to marry Prince Ye but it was all a trap! The FBI kick-opened the door with one "FBI! OPEN UP!" and started to attack and slap the crying delusional bitch's ass. So Glowrella, the Wicked Witch and Stupid Bitch of the tale stayed in prison while her own family and the whole world lived happily ever after.

Did u like the story?

Did u LOVE THAT?

#WhereIsStacy

#KemTheAntiWatermelonWitchWithAFakeAss

#KimTheWickedWitch

#KImTheStupidBitch

#KourtneysSexyAndSheKnowsIt

#KhloesABarbieGirl

Barbie: So watermelon or so not watermelon

Hello to the three most watermelon beings the SimsWorld whose names start with K: Khloe, Kourtney and Kris. And if you guys are also listening, hello Kylie, Kendall, Caitlyn, Rob and De Nikki Minach, I love you guys so much.

I had gone to attend a simTED Talks the other day, and to my surprise, the special guest was none other than the legendary Kourtney herself in the flesh.

When it came to her turn to speak, Kourtney just went on stage, took out a G Low x3 eyeshadow pallette... and straight up smashed it into smithereens with a hammer. She then finished by saying "No" to the mic and walked away.

Immediately, the whole place went into uproar with applause and everyone kept chanting Kourtney's name over and over in admiration. The video has also gone viral on SimTube with currently over 50M views.

So my question for Kem is: Do you ever know how philosophical your sister Kourtney can be? She is such an inspirational figure for modern time. I am still having chills through my body after witnessing such a cultural reset right before my eyes.

 Love you both and stay watermelon as always, Khloe and Kourtney.

This is a urgent message and thank you letter to Kourtney and Khloe, and to Kem if she's reading this, I beg her to please Glow Glow Glow her fake ass to Hell.

1 month ago, I had ordered some bottles of bug spray for my elderly neighbors who doesn't know how to use the computer. When it arrived, we were surprised to see a DIY kit with instructions inside.

After 10 hours of following 500 steps just like what the pamphlet said; which strangely include logging on to a website that required to give away all my neighbors's personal information like their social security, credit cards, health insurance numbers, as well as donating an amount of $100k for charity to some place called Mah'Wallette, and finally changing their will to give away their entire asset to "Not-Kem Karda Sims"; we were able to finish making the bug spray.

However, after I left and was about to reach my house, a huge explosion rang out from my neighbors that soon filled the entire street with smelly green gas. I quickly ran inside to my favorite hiding spot, and all I could remember before blacking out was a bright flash of red light that said "Thank you, Pete" burning into my eyes.

When I finally woke up, I realised I was in a secret research facility of Area 59. The doctors there told me that I was the only survivor of my street, and everyone else had evaporated. My town had also been put under a giant glass dome for quarantine since the toxic green gas had been spreading the upgraded version of Black Death which caused people to develop painful, swelling, black lumps and cough up acidic blood that melted their skin away.

I was extremely lucky they said, as they had found me lying unconscious in a No No No Supreme Apartment size box and its strong material had protected me from being swallowed up by the gas. However, my body was then glowing green with radiation, so they had to bring me in for treatment.

Luckily, a week later, a team from Booty Booty Pop Juice arrived at the lab with mysterious black pills that miraculously cured me of all health problems. They revealed that the company had partnered up with the US government to help solve the crisis, and the pills were containing nutritious recipes personally created by Booty Booty Pop Food themselves.

However, it was also shockingly revealed that the bug spray bottle had actually been a disguise for the real product underneath, a gas bomb from Glow Glow Bio, and this had been part of a scheme from Kem to scam innocent people into helping her make dangerous weapons and funding her toxic biochemical enterprise.

So Kourtney and Khloe, what actions do you advice I should take against Kem (both legal and illegal are accepted), and would you guys provide evidences for the legal proceeding against Kem so that the US government could take down her horrendous excuse of a company once and for all?

Thanks, and send my love to the 2 better non-murdering Kardasim sisters, you guys know who you are.😘

Hey sisters, it's been a while since I last wrote to you guys, how have y'all been doing?

Recently, I'm sure everyone has heard the news abt Kem's casting on Simerican Horror Story, so I have a question for Thee Fighter and Survivor, Queen of Kockroach and Face of Booty Booty Pop Juice, Khloe, and the legendary creator of No No No Box boxes, Kourtney. If you two are involved in the writing and production for this season, what are some of your best ideas in order to "vanquish" the Glow Glow Glow Demon away on set? I would love to see you guys film those scenes, especially ones with a lot of tragic ugly cries "Why". It really makes my day a whole lot better while I'm organizing cookies in No No No jars and sipping bottles of Booty Booty Pop Food strawberry soda.

I hope for your confirmation on my question soon. Stay watermelon, legends Kourtney and Khloe.

Whistleblowers: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Who's the smartest: Lackadaisical.

Who's the smartest: Kakorrhaphiophobia.

Who's the smartest: Cacodemonomania.

Kim's crying: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Helping survivors of bioweaponery: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Having a successful business with zero effort given: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Simerican Horror Story: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello, I am Roj, I am an ex glow glow glow employee working under Kim Kardasim, or what we at the factory use to call her until she came and beat us down, the devil. We were forced during the dungeons and dragons collaboration to create certain products to make everyone's ass weight smaller, since Kim, quote unquote said "I should have a bigger ass then anyone else" and we were forced to do this by her, she also wasn't able to get any wax from the Himalayas for her candles so she decided to use the skin cells of the employees that died from exhaustion to melt them down and use their cells for wax for her disgusting candles, that's why it always has a rotten sort of smell and why it attracts flies and mosquitoes, after finding this out she tried saying it was incense, but the dead body of my best friend, or should I say ex best friend since she's no longer here with us, Melissa's body is used as a candle.

Since then I have runaway and thankfully found company in the booty booty pop juice factory of the fighter, the survivor and the great Khloe Kardasim and I want to personally thank you, as myself, roj, and my best friend Melissa, are personally thanking you, glow glow glow is a stupid b1tc product, but booty booty pop juice is a sooooo watermelon product, once again, I'm roj, and I thank you dearly dear fighter and survivor

Khloé❤️❤️❤️

Hi Kardasim Sisters! And ig booty booty flop juice "ambassador" Khloe

I would like to congratulate my queen Kim, for finally getting fda approval ik it was a hard journey having to deal with all the rumors and ur fake sisters trying to defame ur amazing products! But u pushed through regardless like the true fighter and survivor u are, u used ur business insects and u passed booty booty pop juice in sales (but who hasent tho) sending u lots of love from me❤️🩷🩷❤️🩷

And for Khloe, the way u act is disgusting "fighter and survivor" more like crier and dier, take u and ur disgusting products and jump off a cliff with them

My question is how do y'all feel about the human versions of urself?

P.s Kourtney how does it feel knowing ur the only real one in the podcast room(mentally,emotionally and physically)

(Kai•Ruh) Urgent message Kardasims! this is Daniel, Mayor Sim Kyra’s Assistant. last month Kim and her Glow Glow Glow foundation came to Frog City, to speak about bringing Glow Glow Glow to the city, to which Ms Mayor Sim Kyra refused, Thankfully, because of Glow Glow Glow’s history and the Health Hazard it is and the dangers it could’ve brung to our city.

Kim wasn’t happy, after her and the glow glow glow company left, thinking we were safe from the Glow Glow Glow monster Kim we didn’t have a clue when last Friday our city Mayor Kyra went missing, there was no signs where she went, but when we looked in her offices there were signs of uranium left in her office and a Glow Glow Glow Big Booty Bubble Buster Bottle on her desk and when we had called the Customer line demanding for our mayor back they refused telling us that it was too late and she was better off gone and it was just the start of what was gonna happen. that same night a WHOLE Glow Glow Glow army raided the City shooting flaming radioactive glow glow glow makeup sponges and flooding the streets with radioactive waste, it’s all pure anarchy, the town is nothing but a waste land rubble and debris, I am typing this from our bunker, Kim GIVE US BACK OUR MAYOR, please Kardasims Help Us, I must also give a sincere apology for my long message,

#JusticeForMayorSimKyra #WheresStacy #FlopFlopFlop

Hello! Kourtney, Khloe, and Kim. I love all of you guys but this message is for Kim. My sister and I wanted to try Glow Glow Glow and Booty Booty Pop Juice for the first time. Everything was going well with the Glow Glow Glow until my sister had an allergic reaction. We looked at the box that had the instructions, we followed each step but nothing worked her reaction got worse so we had to take her to get medical help, once we got back home i checked the box and inside there was a card the read: " No Refunds". Like what? We are suing you Kim, and I will be talking to your lawyers. So be ready. I decided to try Booty Booty Pop Juice, and it was perfect, everything went well, and there were clear instructions. No trips to the hospital, thank goodness. The next day I was looking at the news and I heard about the Vanish situation, it's so sad, that poor girl. Kim what are you doing to them? #shutdownvanish. But Khloe and Kourtney you are so watermelon, and keep being you. Last and obviously least Kim, you will be hearing from my lawyers.

who's the smartest: Glühen

this word is for who's the smartest.

The word- Draconian

if wanted an example is Kim is Draconian towards Taylor.

please do this one thxxxx🙂

Hey Kardasims except the totally evil unwatermelon con artist Kim. The reason why I'm writing in is to let you know of the latest breaking news.

I was in my living room just last night when there was a frantic pounding on the front door. When I opened the door a woman with a shaved head came stumbling in covered in scars and rashes. She was scared and smelled like toxic chemicals, but I knew she was desperate and needed help. She said her name was Stacy Nancy SimLewis and that she had been kidnapped several years ago and was being held hostage by Kim.

She said how she escaped was that Kim had come down into the basement to take Stacy to Vanish but she was able to break free and run. Kim sent her army of Glowzilla monsters after Stacy but she used a Glow Glow Glow Hair Dye to blow them up. Now I am happy to say that Stacy is reunited with her future husband Kevin S. and Kim will definitely be brought to JUSTICE!!!

Stay safe Kourtney and Khloe from your demented sister Kim!

#Stacylives

#ShutdownGlowGlowGlow

#NoNoNoAndBootyBootyPopJuiceSoWatermelon

Hello fighter & survivor Khloe, watermelon queen Kourtney, and the failed businesswomen, failed lawyer and snake kim🐍! This question is for Khloe and Kourtney, have you two finally got kim to accept the fact that she cannot wear blonde hair especially without roots? Love you guys! #bootybootypopjuice #NoNoNo #ShutDownGlowGlowGlow #blondesneedroots

To Khloe and Kourtney

So I just bought the new glow glow glow magic kit and I showed it to my plushies it contained a magic wand string and some cards

This is for Kem and for everyone

And Khloes kocroches get ready

I read the instructions as soon as I opened it my plushies grew and grew and broke my house and they are a crab and axolotl Khloes please send your kocroches and booty booty pop juice because Thier going rampant-send help

Deyanz fox

Keycards

So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Khloe and kourtney, i have infiltrated the glow glow glow factory hence why i am anonymous but im here for a reason. I'm working with shantalusa and we are working to take down both glow glow glow and vanish at the end of each day we regroup and share what we learned and we are trying to get enough evidence to take both companies down. We learned that Khem is using the company as a coverup and she's actually evil and trying to grow a monster army but everyone lost control and so she puts them in other dimensions and they're discovered by prudence and Zac and we want to work with both BBPJ and NNN to help the victims because BBPJ only helps a little bit  

Khloe and kourtney, i have infiltrated the glow glow glow factory hence why i am anonymous but im here for a reason. I'm working with shantalusa and we are working to take down both glow glow glow and vanish at the end of each day we regroup and share what we learned and we are trying to get enough evidence to take both companies down. We learned that Khem is using the company as a coverup and she's actually evil and trying to grow a monster army but everyone lost control and so she puts them in other dimensions and they're discovered by prudence and Zac and we want to work with both BBPJ and NNN to help the victims because BBPJ only helps a little bit  

Hi Kardasims! I hope you all (Khloe and Kourtney) are having a fabulous day and the other one can have a decent one! What I would like to ask today is two very simple questions😌.

I love me some Rupauls SimDrag Race, and recently Khloe and Kourtney got to see Rupaul in the recent challenge of "Last Celebrity to Leave the Island". I remember a woman that looked just like Khloe that was guest judge twice on the show..... anyway, my first question is for all of you: Who is your favorite SimDrag Race Queen? (P:S Kourtney, loved the slap you gave Rupaul!)

My second question is for KIM! Recently, you three appeared on the Prudence and Zack channel and escaped the Garten of Banban and it left me thinking.. On one part of the video, Kim states that the only way to escape into another next room would be by using a keykard for the lock, and when asked how she knows about it, she states that she uses some for her Glow Glow Glow factories in order to lock people in. Prudence then asked what Kim meant and she changed the subject. Care to explain what you meant KEM?!

Anywaysss, Love you "all" (2/3) and stay watermelon! Love from Califorsim!🩷

Hi Kardasim sisters love love the podcasts so much

for the fighter and survivor Kourtney the queen, just random question but i want to know how much Kim have to pay or what she have to do for you to endorse the glow glow glow product?

Kim's Wiki Page: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon??

Y'all probably know me through the video "Nicki Minaj And Lana Del Rey Escape Prison

" on SimgmProduction, but that's not the story I'd like to talk about today. I saw Kem (or Mehgan) came to our prison with 2 assistants yesterday, she just stood there and staring at each one of us weirdly while her assistants looked so happy and keep yelling "Yay! new test subjects". After that a jailer came talked to her and lead her to the life imprisonment area (I'm just a burglar Barbie and stay here for one more year!) She then walked out with a group of 15 people, but kept on looking at us, I remember she pointed at one of my gang member and asked "Can I take a closer look at this one?" but the jailer said "No, you can only take the life imprisonment people!" and then she left. What is the meaning of this Kem? What do you mean by "Test Subject"? Do you take those life imprisonment people to test them and see that they can re-join the comunity instead of spending their entire life in prison? If so you truly are a good hero with lots of compassion! Humanity needs people like you since they just have a wrong view towards prisoners and think they won't change, they should be in there forever that make those have been in jail hard to find job, find new friend and re-join the comunity again. I hope everything you do is legal since you are a lawyer! Love you! :kiss:

Hello sisters it is I, Mr. Anthony I am the owner and CEO of Vanish. I would like to start off by saying I'm furious with Kim and glow glow glow over the past couple months I have gotten several complaints about Kim and her company glow glow glow. SPECIFICALLY about Stacy and the in the well incident. Kim please stop sending your ex employees to our building we want no part in your company and nothing to do with you. We have found Stacy in the back off the glow glow glow building inside of the trash can. She is now safe and back with her husband. Kim leave my company alone Vanish is not associated with glow glow glow we are actually a security company that works with big companies in the sim world and we have never made people vanish. P.S. khloe your booty booty pop juice is amazing I tried it after hearing my employees say how amazing it is and I now have the biggest ass in the work place so thank you queen khloe. #glowglowglowsucks #wefoundstacy

Hello to Fighter and Survivor Khloe, beautifully ignorant Kourtney and Rebecca. My question is to Khloe, how was it to dangle from the elevator ceiling for a few hours?

Have a beautiful day to Khloe and Kourtney

Bye Rebecca

A random set of screenshots with no correlation with eachother whatsoever:

Kem once again unintentionally sabotaging herself publicly 🤦

Wtf I found Kris on Twitter!!! She's so f*cking rude wtf???? 🤬🤬🤬

Hei Kardasims sister... Love the VA for watermelon segment last podcast... You guys are so watermelon... except Kem... 😝

AI (Ass Injections)

So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Hey! I'm a huge fan of you guys and wanted to give some topics for That's so Watermelon.

Flavor Of Love (TV Show) [the queen tiffany simpollard killed this] Kim's extremely short marriage with Kris Humphries

Ice Spice [north did an amazing cosplay 🙌] Being on an island 🏝️

Stay Watermelon 🍉 ‼️‼️

Hello Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney. I am the shift manager at Vanish Factory. Kim, I thought we where promised a free lunch break? In fact, maybe you could’ve at least rebuilt half of the factory is still in shreds!!!! We are working on what looks like a landmine blew up on it!  Its summer in Los Simglas and we are dying! You cut of our water supply ever since our brave college, Kate, reached out to the other sisters, just because you said that we where not aloud to talk about the workplace out of work! A-lot of your workers have passed out from heat stroke because you don’t even pay for a sun tent outside! You banned Amelias name from your workplace and now if we even speak of her, you send us to your office, which is air conditioned (the only air-conditioned place in the factory) and take a big bite of our lunch! Then throw the rest out! We are hot, thirsty, and hungry and you want us to be quiet about it? Kourtney, Khloe, please. This has gone too far please shut her down! Sometimes she’ll make us stay overnight! We have tried to leave, but she keeps her deadly glow glow gas around the perimeter, which makes the air quality worse then hazardous, and only turns it off if we have worked to our bones! Khloe, we ask for your smarts and Kourtney, we ask for your smarts so you can get us out of here!! She makes us try her products, and 999,999,999.98 in 1,000,000,000 times, the product effects us in someway! We are like Area 22!!!!!! Please come help us and stay watermelon 🙏