EPISODE 92 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Hello kardasims!!! Especially Kourtney a.k.a. the best,,, this question goes to all of you three. If you get to choose between two rooms and sleep in it for one night what would it be: a room with Kylie or a room with Rob

Happy new year to Kardasim sisters Khloe and Kourtney, um... oh hi Kheum almost forgot you were on this podcast for a second. Anyways moving on my question is for the skank con artist bankrupt "business woman", I'm sure you know who I'm talking about because said business woman sent me some happy new year gifts. I open the front door after hearing the bell ring, at exactly 12am at night on new years day some fireworks exploded into my face knocking me tf out. My doctor told me at the hospital that the police found security footage of my front door. Said business woman was caught throwing fireworks in my face as soon as I opened the door before she ran off. These fireworks were made by a company called glow glow glow or in my mind, glow glow shit. This company has a horrible reputation so I'm sure you all know that I have no face now and I am headless. That's how dangerous these products are. Could this said business woman help me get my head back? I assume fucking not. Glow glow glow bitch.

Hello Kardasims!!! and especially hello to my 2 favorites kourtney and khloe. my dad's friend's cousin's best friend's mom's daughter's grandma's adoptive son's boyfriend's dog's babysitter is in love with me. what do I do?? (i dont love him back, but he's cute)??????? im in a crisis!!!

Hello Kardasim Sisters! I want to talk you all for your amazing gifts to humanity. Thank you Kourtney for your No No No boxes and your philosophical advice. Thank you Khloe for teaching me how to be a fighter and survivor just like you. And thank you Khem for your amazing and sexy glow glow glow products! Although... I recently had an issue with your Glow Glow Glow Lip Plumping Ass Shaking Lip Balm. I read all the instructions in the 452 page booklet carefully and thoughtfully. However, after I applied the product, my lips inflated like balloons and flew off. To make matters worse, my belly button unfurled and my ass fell off. To add insult to injury it started vibrating and shaking until it shriveled up and turned into a prune. Now I have no ass and my lips blew up to the size of a couch, so currently me and my boyfriend are using it as a relaxing setup. I tried to explain to the glow glow glow helpline, but they kept hanging up on me? I'm sure this is all some kind of misunderstanding. My boyfriend used the product at solar noon on a leap day and his lips are full and plump and his ass is popping. I don't know what I did wrong. I still love you Khem, but could you please help me out here? Thank you. (P.S. Khloe, The hospital perscribed me an interveinous treatment of Booty Booty Pop Juice, but I'm having some financial struggles right now. You think you could hook a brother up with something? Thanks!)

Hiya super watermelon sisters. My question is for the host of the podcast Kim. The reason Kim is the host is because she has never been replaced by  a guest on any segment. But khloe is still THE fighter and survivor and Kourtney is a queen (so plz don't fight besties). Anyway! Kim, is the conspiracy true that you and your sisters companies actually work together and combine profits? Kim causes damage with glow glow glow, BBPJ cures it and Nonono protects against it? If its true then that's so watermelon. Lots of love. X

Hi Kim, ond the other two, I guess.

I've entered the Glow Glow Glow One Drop of Blood experimental Time Reversal program and I wanted to thank you for already sending the invitation to the GGG Underground fascilities HQ. Looking forward for the Glow Glow Glow experts to make me 10 years younger. I bet it will work sincer your such a genious business woman.

3D model of Kim"s brain in her office. So watermellon or so not watermellon?

Khloe's mouth pops. So watermelon or so not watermelon?

So watermelon or so not watermelon: flightless birds

Hey! Khloe and Kourtny (Not Kim becuase nobody likes her) today I have purchused 4,000 of every Glow Glow Glow™ product and burned it in a fire I also noticed Kim was stealing Khloe's salads, when she made a Glow Glow Glow™ Salad, and when I read the label it said and I qoute "Glow Glow Glow™ sources this product from Khloe Kardasim's Salad's." and for my question: If you have to chose witch sister would you get rid of?

Hey girls (EXCEPT KIM)! I've been a fan for about 2 years now, and I can't stress it enough when I say that you guys have helped me through so much!

Khloe convinced me to try a chicken garden salad, and I can say that it is absolutely delicious. I *did* try Kim's "Glow Glow Glow Orange Salad". Before you yell at me for trying it, I have to say that I didn't know it was Glow Glow Glow until after I started glowing orange (Not a good thing Kim). There was no label, and no way of knowing that it was Kim's radioactive product. I went outside to talk with my best friend. When I got there, she looked shocked. She told me that I was growing leaves from my wrists. I was literally turning into an orange. Now I can't go out for more than a second without growing more leaves from the sun.

Khloe, I ask that you use your fighter and survivor techniques to gather your Kockroaches and attack Glow Glow Glow. Please. That terrible abomination of a business has hurt so many, me included.

I have purchased the No No No Vanta Black Box to stay safe from the sun. It has worked so far, but I really miss going on walks to get my revenge body. Please help me!

With love, and a bunch of Vitamin C,

Sam-U-El #livelaughlovestrawberries #VitaminC #Khloe&Kourtneyarequeens

Who's the smartest: Smegma

Emojis: so watermelon or so not watermelon

SpongeBob: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hello host Khloe and queen Kourtney. And Khem. have been listening to your podcast for three years now. I hope you all are having a great 2024 so far! I drew you guys a picture. Drawing Khim was a bit difficult, due to her unique features, but I tried my best! That leads to my question.

Kheme, how do you go about life, having the confidence to be a famous sim celebrity and start a business looking the way you do? You see, I too have features that resemble a deformed reindeer. Have you always looked like that, or is your striking appearance caused by a product from glow glow glow? I was born looking like this, and I find it hard to live my life like a normal person. I have very low confidence and I have been rejected from any jobs in customer service because employers tell me I will scare the customers. I really admire you for inspiring all odd-looking people out in the world. It’s nice to see that someone like you can be so successful. Please let me know if you have any encouraging words of support.

Stay watermelon 🍉

Hey Khloe, Greetings from Austraila. Kim is NEVER the host. She is VERY DELUSIONAL! My question for you & not the delusional KIM KARDASIM is why you're the host & she isn't? Like she's not supposed too, your the one that created this beautiful podcast. Sincerely, Bonqushia Johnson #KimIsNeverTheHost #Khloeisthehost

Hey Kim Kardasim, I have a great & very positive message for your product (Glow Glow Glow). When I put it on my face (followed instructions), it was beautiful, then Khloe broke into my house & put a poisonus sprayer in it & I sprayed her in the eyes with it. When I did, her eyes looked like she just woke up, & Khloe was never the host of the podcast, you were. #KimKardasimIsAlwaysTheHost

Hello Watermelon Queens; Lovely Kourtney, Khloe, and Kem its been so cold and dry in here lately so the skin on my feet is kinda dry and ashy and then my kinda sus coworker give me glow glow glow super ultra great deluxe wonderful moisturizer serum and then i try it day 1 using the product my feet are far from dry, its so supple and m o i s t, actually too moist that my feet are weeping sticky yellow-ish liquid that i have to wipe every 10 minutes day 2 using the product, i woke up with fluffy feel on my feet, turns out theres like a lion mane mushroom-like thing on both of my feet, i had to ask for off day since i cant use shoes and my feel smells like burnt rubber, not to mention whenever i walk i left a trace of sticky brown liquid. i was worried so i call my coworker and explains what happened to me. He said that its normal while laughing so i just took a rest now is my day 3 using the product, the mushroom thing disappears but now my feet looks neon blue and it somehow glows in the dark, also weeping with blue liquid now, i also have huge craving of eating paper. I desperately try to call my coworker but somehow i cant contact him anymore, my other coworker also didnt see him in the office lately. i am shook is this some kind of side effect? can i have the explanation for my poor feet? :( thanks you so much, love you all watermelon queens and i know that you also love us watermelon babies 😋

Hello lovely Kardasims, greetings from Brazil! I love you all and your podcast has truly helped me trough hard tines. Anyways straight to the point. My question goes to Kim! Dear kim, you are so sweet and talented, I absolutely adore the glow glow glow makeup products and your story with law school is truly inspiring. How do you deal with your sisters and internet trolls constantly mocking and attacking you and your businesses? I hope you know you're doing great, never let haters bring you down, you are the most watermelon sister (i mean you came up with it) and deserve more appreciation and credit!!

Hey Kardasims. Greetings from India 😜

Wishing you gurlls a very Happy New Year. Wishing you guys the best of luck with your Businesses even though Kim thinks y'all are "pretend businesswomen". Thinking of Businesswomen, when will we see you guys on Shark Tank?? Would love to see Glow Glow Glow, No No No, and Booty Booty Pop Juice pitched to the Sharks🦈 haha love that (as Khloe says).

So here is my question. I have been rewatching your old videos, and fallen in love love love again with them. From the Original Soda Drama to Kendall's Weird Video, when Kourtney dated the Bieber, and when Kris featured in Kanye's New Song hahahaaha. This question is for all three of you, looking back which is your favorite moment from the Kardasim's Spoofs and why?

Haus of SimGaga Makeup: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

kim it's stacey ur lawyer for ur case against the russians we kidnapped i just wanted to update u about what they might use against u in court they had found out abt are secret weapon in the lab for ur next glow glow launch and they're threading us to give them their family's back that we still have in are basement anyways kim stay strong and keep using ur anti aging potion u conjured up in ur witches forest and keep messing with khloe' sand kourtney's products so they can get sued also keep pulling out kris's hair for my potion to create the next glow glow glow weapon take out as much hair as necessary make it look like she has a bald spot stay watermelon

hello, watermelon sisters I enjoy listening to your podcast every day my favourite sisters have to be Kourtney and Khloe not Kim Kim you can go shove your glow glow glow product down your throat and suffer eternal pain two months ago. I had ordered a booty booty pop juice and when my package arrived I had opened it with excitement and joy, but something was different about this product. My skin started to itch. I didn't feel alone in my skin. I thought it was normal, so I left it alone till one night I started to feel scratching on my back I had went to check on the package and to my surprise it said glow glow glow product. I thought this was booty booty pop juice, Kim, your monster so as I'm reading the manual of 10,000 pages I get to the last one and I read not use correctly call 911 I tried to dial 911. Something poked out of my back it was my worst nightmare. Kaitlyn popped out of my fucking bag. Next thing you know my eyes popped out thank God that my neighbours heard what was going on and called the ambulance right away or else I would've been killed , I'm in the hospital right now I'm not that injured but I was that night Kim I will never forgive you you lunatics psychopath what is wrong with you but anyways, my question is what do you think of Simiana Srande new song yes, and ?

Dramatic Watermelon. Hello Kardasim Sisters. I've been listining to your podcast for a long time now and I like to listen to it at the gym when I'm out getting my revenge hot boy summer body.

My question is for KHAM! The CEO of Glow Glow Glow...

Dear KHAM!:

I follow very closely your work, but the amount of damage you are leaving in this world is beggining to become something we cannot overlook. I don't wanna sit here and point the finger at you because we all make mistakes, but have you noticed that the catastrophes that have been happening with Glow Glow Glow started happening the moment when you stopped waking up and saying "Thank you Ye"?

#save-Glow-Glow-Glow-by-thanking-Ye-Every-Morning

Love from Portugal.

PS.

Dear Khloe... Can you please call my friend Kariana a "Stupid B*tch"

Love you all (Especially Kourtney)

Queen of The Kockroaches

Hey, Khloe, you're so watermelon. My question is why do you 3 argue all the time like every time I listen to your podcast, Kim cries, Kourtney isn't fazed, & you call everyone names. That isn't really nice. Sincerely, Rebecca, Queen of The Kockroaches.

Hello sisters, especially Fighter and Survivor Khloe and Unbothered Queen Kourtney. The other day I was feeling super thirsty so I asked my sister to get me a drink from the store. When she came back, I was so thirsty that I finished the entire bottle without looking at the label. My stomach immediately started hurting, so I took a peek and I was horrified to see the label said Glow Glow Glow new orange flavored water. The next day I woke up to see an orange demon in the corner of my room that kept whispering to me: "buy Glow Glow Glow." I called my family into my room to show them, but they said they didn't see the demon, but it was still sitting right there in front of my eyes. My entire family thinks I'm crazy, and now I have an invisible demon following me around telling me to buy more Glow Glow Glow. I can't focus on anything anymore and am slowly going insane. Kim, please tell me how I can reverse this and get my sanity and my life back. #Khloeisthehost

Hi Khloe and Kourtney whats up. You guys are sooo watermelon!!!! My question is for kim. I used her Glow Glow Glow kitchen knives set a few days ago and now my family members are dead. What happened is that I was cutting tomatoes for a family recipe and suddenly I blacked out. When I woke up, I was still in the kitchen but I was on the floor. I felt something cold all over the back of my body and when I looked it was a deep pool of blood. My family members were dead all across the room. Their heads were plated on the dinner table while their bodies were sat in the seats. ALl the heads had a blank yet horrified expression and there was blood splattered everywhere. I blacked out again from shock and I woke up 7 days later on the verge of death. Black mold started to grow and there were hundreds of maggots eating the flesh of my deceased family members. Please help. I don't have lots of time before my flesh is claimed by the maggots whose bellies are filled with my family. The flies are gigantic and the knife is gone. Luv yall so much!

so i bought the glow glow glow lipstick and eyeshadow and things were fine at first, but then the next day i woke up and when i looked in the mirror, my eyes looked exactly like Kim's eyes and i sounded exactly like kim! that was so not watermelon and. my sister was freaking out too. so in panic, I got the booty booty pop juice to rub on my eyes and lips to hopefully cure what kim ruined. however, now i have khloe's eyes and i sound exactly like khloe! >:( so then i wrote a review to glow glow glow and booty booty pop juice but all i got was a message that said there was no cure yet. so i bought the no no no cure pack, because i figured that if i had to sound like a kardasim, i would rather sound like kourtney. and for some reason, when it said that my no no no pack was delivered to my house, what i received was the glow glow glow cure pack, what the hell kim? did you switch out the products? shame on you kim you are so not water melon! also my voice sounds exactly like khloe right now, this is so not watermelon (but i have to admit, it's way better than sounding like kim.)

KIM using her purse as a weapon,

So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Mom's homemade food : Thats so watermelon or so not watermelon?

SO WATERMELON OR SO NOT!!!!!

I'm just gonna cut to the chase, do you guys think South Africa is so watermelon or so not watermelon and if you say it's so not watermelon I will send my pet lions to bite off the bricks attached to your behinds. Also Kylie Rocks is way better than glow glow glow. I was lowkey cackling as Khloe was trying Kylie rocks on her face.😭 😭 And Kris is more watermelon than Kim.

Also there should also be a Tyler the creatorsim! ✊

From SOUTH AFRICA 🇿🇦

Hello kardasims, how are you doin? Hope everything is fantasticcc ;).

I actually came here to ask you guys some advice. So recently I've fallen in love with my hot hunk of a math professor and i just can't help but constantly daydream of him everyday. What should I do??

Recently bought the glow glow glow shampoo after having an allergic reaction from the glow glow glow make up kit and was hospitalized for the fast few months and have this to say. Kim get your papers striaght and make your products as good as they claim to be me and soooo many others have gone through traumatic experiances becuase your fake business. While were on the topic on being fake, you need to go and re-rejuvinate that butt of yours becuase she hasnt been looking to good lately. And I would also like to add the fact that Ye does not love you, this shouldnt be news to you but since nobody has said it, I have.

Khloe you forced my grandmother to go through therapy due to your "Workout class" when you and your hellish sisters volunteered at the nursing home. She is PETRIFIED of workout classes now becuase of the one time you did a cartwheel out of the window. The poor woman is scared for life. Also your not a real business woman infact, I didnt even know you had a the talant to write a book but disregarding that we both know that book isnt getting the "1# WRITTER IN NY" sticker becuase anything that comes from you is garunteed to be aboslute crap.

Kourtney, the only problem I have with you is the fact that you are related to those 2 phsycopaths you call your sisters.

oh and Kris rocks blonde hair better than Kim and Khloe could EVER.

For listener response: Hello kardasims first of all. I bought glow glow glow and it melted my face of. So then I tried booty pop juice and it mad my face even worse. And the I bought no no no, and somehow the emptyness made my face heal. Kourtney your so watermelon and the rest. Ur butts are fake and flat

hey kardasims, to queen kourtney, and to queen khloe. lastly to the bankrupt con.

my question is for all of you. if you were to open a restaurant, what type of cuisine would you serve in there? 🍽️

you guys are so watermelon 🍉

Hello to the most Watermelon sister, Kim. You have been invited to the Illuminati for your great work with Glow Glow Glow and it's bioweapons. We believe that you could be a great asset to our group, with our goal to one day rule the world. We actually used one of your Glow Glow Glow bubble bath to burn down a building because it was so acidic. We love you stay Watermelon. Your initiation would involve burning some booty booty pop juice. Do you accept?

Hello sisters

My favorite sister the emotionless Kourtney and the true fighter and surviver Khloe and kim

You guys are so

watermelon

i am so angry at kim

I recently purchased the new glow glow glow kim phone and I was so excited at first It was cool for 5 minutes!

Then I wanted to listen to some music and I said "Kiri " Kiri is the ai assistant "play some music " and it literally played kanye's whole music career for 7 hours and when I yelled "STOP KIRI" it literally cried the ugliest way it was like "why.... are you yelling at me" and I made the mistake of not reading the 50,000

Word instructions and when I charged my phone and turned it on it explode and now I am in the hospital In a full body cast I am saying this as my sister writes this .

I am suing kim and her entire business.

Luckily the no no no medicine and booty booty pop juice saved me from dieing.

Hope kim burns in hell with kanye where the belong while Khloe and Kourtney throw rocks at them from heaven

Hello kardasim sisters…

Hello.. boss.. kim.

Look, I don't even know where to start with this nightmare I’ve might have caused. But i came to tell you about my story about Glow Glow Glow.

I was just doing my job. I know i should’ve quitted a long time ago, but i was forced to work there due to the lawsuit piling up and well.. the reasons why kim hasn't been arrested is due to all of her “workers” taking the fall for her without even even knowing what was at play.

Working at this shady place, at the first time, thinking I hit the jackpot with Glow Glow Glow.....

me? Working for the kardasims?

Who wouldn’t decline that.

But this thing was a devil in disguise, promising beauty but delivering hell on Earth.

The suits in charge were clueless or just didn't care. They were pushing for a big launch, blind to the fact that they were about to unleash this ritual. And me? I stumbled onto the truth, a truth so horrifying it still gives me the chills.

Launch day came. I'm came running trying to stop a chemistry ritual I barely understand. Those monsters in suits whispers in the air, their shadows were crawling, and the ground shaking with something ancient stirring. I managed to mess with their plans, but the damage was done.

They were working on using those glow glow glow products for a ritual to the corruption, an fear entity “linked to disgust and revulsion, as well as fear of corruption”, disease, and filth. It manifests as mould, bugs, rot, decay, and infection.”

if that Corruption entity breaks free, it's going to be living in a nightmare you can't wake up from. you will feel it creeping up your spine like a shiver, that sense of dread that won't leave you alone. And then, it starts slowly at first, like a stain spreading across everything you know.

The world as we know it..  would crumble into this wasteland of terror

the air will thickening with this stench of glow glow glow, a mix of acids and hazardous chemicals that will kill you. Buildings won't just crumble, they'll rot and fester like they're alive, with mold creeping up the walls, bugs crawling out of every crevice.

You'll see nature turn against itself.. trees will wither away, plants decaying into slimy messes. And the ground. it will be like walking on a living carpet of infection and filth, squirming under your feet like it's trying to claim you.

Glow Glow Glow is tainted and associated with demonic rituals. I quit that job like my life depended on it, haunted by the knowledge of what i unleashed... WHAT YOU UNLEASHED! I'm just some guy trying to scrub the taint away, hoping I didn't doom us all… i am so sorry, i just wanted to live and the glow glow glow industry had their grasp on me.

If you see that Glow Glow Glow crap on the shelf, run. The beauty it promises isn't worth the horror it brings. This is not a  joke. This is a nightmare I can't wake up from… it’s only a matter of time now…

Side note:

the Surgery you did on us, that was not in our consent!

The glowzilla was already the first sign.

Oh god.. vanish is here… last thing i need to say is please! Never use glow glow glow! They also put their products on every civilian's mailbox! Please! DO NOT OPEN AND DO NOT USE THEM!

Lastly! If you do use a glow glow gow peoduct, USE a MAGNIFYING GLASS AND A MICROSCOPE!

They DID put the instructions shockingly, also the reason why the law even allowed the product to be sold wide spread all over the world is because it technically did have the instructions BUT ONLY VISIBLE TO A MICROSCOPE!

#saveme! #glowglowglowkills #eldritchentity!

Hello kardasims first of all. I bought glow glow glow and it melted my face of. So then I tried booty pop juice and it mad my face even worse. And the I bought no no no, and somehow the emptyness made my face heal. Kourtney your so watermelon and the rest. Ur butts are fake and flat

Good day, Kardasims, especially to my favorite, Kim!

Kim, I'm such a fan of yours. In fact, I call myself Kim Jowen, even though my name is just Jowen. The moment you announced for the first time on your channel approximately five years ago that you are releasing this magnificent product, Glow Glow Glow, I immediately knew that I must have it.

In March 2018, I bought your Glow Glow Glow face moisturizing cream with the fastest delivery option. It cost all of my life savings, which I saved for food and housing, to buy your product, and finally, two months later, I have it with me.

When I opened the box, I was surprised to see that the product I received was a powder and not a cream, even though the bottle said it was Glow Glow Glow face moisturizing cream. Luckily, in May 2018, the same month I received the product, your call center line went online.

I immediately called to ask for assistance, and Khloe picked up the call. I asked her about it, but she immediately dismissed my inquiry and said, "Oh my God, you stupid bitch, you received the product, use it!" and immediately dropped the line. After that, I applied the powder, which was supposed to be a cream, to my face, thinking that the product was supposed to be that way.

The following moments were all blurry to me, and now, in January 2024, I learned that I just woke up from a coma, which I had been under for almost six years. When I woke up, my first thought was to watch your videos and use more Glow Glow Glow immediately. However, the doctor strongly opposed it, and I had to beg him to at least let me use my phone to send this message.

Kim, now that I'm conscious again, I want to send all my love to you. Before I went into a coma and because I am such a super fan, I already knew that you would make a video about going into the white house, making a music video, going to Jurassic Park, joining the purge, and most especially, going to Ye's farm.

I haven't surfed the internet yet, and I am excited to see what you have been up to with your sisters. I love you, Kim, and I hope you and Ye are going strong as the fabulous and inspirational couple you are. Thank you, Ye! Tomorrow, when I wake up, I'm going to roll to the other side of my bed and say," Thank you, Ye!" and drink the orange soda left over I had.

#GlowGlowGlowIsTheBest #orangesodaSUPREMACY

Hello to Kim and the other two. For the past few months, I've been using Glow Glow Glow and my ass has never looked better. I loved it so much that I wanted to work for the company. After a few months of working for the businesswoman and lawyer Kim, I caught a group of thieves from Booty Booty Pop Juice breaking into the factory and tampering with the Glow Glow Glow serum. After running a few tests, I realized that everything that's been happening to people who use Glow Glow Glow is directly because of Booty Booty Pop juice putting harmful chemicals and acids into Kim's perfect formulas. I realized that the reason why my ass looked so good is because I was immune to the acids that fraud Khloe puts in the serum. I checked the security footage, and this happens every day. People from Booty Booty Pop juice use the special edition transportation box to break into the factory, giving the amazing booty booty pop juice new side effects and problems.

Khloe, I know youre behind this. Just because youre jealous of your amazing sister doesnt mean you have the right to mess with her buisness and cause so much harm to everyone. You are not a fighter and survivor, you are a fraud and a criminal. I hope Kim can sue you and the company for everything youre worth, you greedy pig.

To Kim, I hope you can get through this, and leave your sisters behind. you deserve better. I have all the evidence with me, please contact me and i can give it to you for 1 million dollars

#KhloeisALiar #NOonNONONO #KimStan #ProtectKim #justiceforGlowGlowGlow

Hello to the queens of sim world, the most watermelon sims, khloe and kourtney. Kim, fuck you. Recently, I bought a a No No No Box that has portal features going to other places. My parcel arrived, and I was so happy. When I open the box, I was so happy because I can now see my K-Idols, BUT, there's this little thing that caught my eye because it's blinking, the GGGPS. I was so nervous because I probably know what that is, and I was correct, I searched it on google, it's a gps by Glow Glow Glow! bullshit! Then after 6 minutes and 69 seconds, ugly Kim dropped into my house (by the roof) and started to hypnotize me saying "Glow Glow Glow box, buy my products you fucking hoe". Luckily, I am not stupid enough just like KIM because I am wearing a booty booty pop noise cancellation earphones that prevents me from getting hypnotized by your stupid ass sister. BUT I WAS DEVSTATED BECAUSE MY CAT CRISSY GOT HYPNOTIZED AND STARTED SINGING THE GLOW GLOW GLOW CHANT by Kanye! I am gonna sue you Kim Kardasimshit! Stay watermelon to the only queens of the sim world, the saviour, Kourtney and Khloe! Love from the Sim-Philippines! TO THE STUPID KIM, THIS ISN'T PENNSYLVANIA! #CancelKim #JusticeForStacey #KhloeFighterAndSurvivor #KourtneyUnbotheredQueen

Hello to the 2 best sisters fighter and survivor Khloe and the no no no queen Courtney then I guess the glow bitch kehum, my question is what is your life like when your off camera? Do you do anything fun or are you still constantly being tormented by kris? and to Kehum how's your daughter? she is so cute and sweet definitely nothing like her bio weapon making, scamming bully of a mother like you. Khloe and Courtney when are you going to take that evil guest off your podcast and have an actual 3rd co-host it was funny having kehum as a guest the first few times but now it's getting old just like her.

love you 2 #SoWatermelon #Bootybooty #No #Biobitch

Hello to the watermelon sisters Khloe and Kourtney. (I didn't forget Kim) My friends and I had a sleepover around 6 months ago where we all bought one product from No No No, Booty Booty Pop Juice and Glow Glow Glow even though I told them not too. The No No No & Booty Booty Pop Juice products came within 2 weeks of ordering but the Glow Glow Glow product took 6 months to arrive.

We had a second sleepover where we tried each product, the No No No Mansion Extreme with the Hot Tub Add On worked amazingly, the Booty Booty Pop Juice Peach Watermelon Milkshake tasted great, but when it was time to try the Glow Glow Glow BBL Giver is where everything went wrong.

We read all 20,493 intructions in the 4 books that it came with, we used the magnifying glass but my friend still ended up turning into a baby GloZilla. Me and my friend luckily ran out before it could attack us and we searched the whole internet for a cure. We found out that the Booty Booty Pop Juice Moster Cure is what would fix her and the No No No Quarantine Box would keep up safe. After a week we were finally able to cure her. Khloe and Kourtney you both saved all of our lives and Kim I will take you down, I promise.

Yu here.

Coming from an alias account to not compromise our location.

We are Khloe's assistants. We carry out her...errands.

The Y network: me (Yu), Yew, Yiou, Youeue, and Yiu have been working for Khloe for [redacted] years.

Kourtney and Kim, we would strongly advise against disturbing Khloe. Again, we strongly. advise. against. it.

Kim, one more Glow Glow Glow 'success' and we will be releasing our information. You will be destroyed.

Take care xx

HEY KARDASIM SISTURS especially Kim! Khloe idk why u so mean to Kim like whatt. ANYWAYS I recently bought Glo Glo Glotion AND MY SKIN IS SO SMOOTH. Y'all JUST need to read the instructions😚 i read all 2563 pages and all the 836 steps. I did step by step and I had to use a magnifying glass but THAT'S OK thank you Kim! Kortney.. ur no no no box went on fire causing me a LOSS of 182MILLION DOLLARS! IM USING KIM AS MY LAWYER TO SUE U!! #nononodontbuythatbox #kimisslay #khloecangoaway

Hello Beautiful Scrumptious Sisters! The Best Fighter and survivor Kortney and The Queen of The podcast Khloe! ... -sigh- KIM.... ITS YOUR LAWYER I AM OVERLOADED WITH ALL THESE LAWSUITS YOU ARE INVOLVED WITH GLOW GLOW GLOW. YOU WONT RETURN MY CALLS OR EMAILS IVE EVEN SENT A CARRIER PIGEON AND STILL NO RESPONSE FROM YOU. IVE BEEN TRYING TO RECIVE MY PAYCHECK FOR KEEPING YOU OUT OF JAIL AND YOU KEEP SENDING ME GLOW GLOW GLOW GIFT CARDS AS MY PAYCHECK FOR 1 CENT.... YOU HAVE MY NEXT PAY PERIOD TO GIVE ME ALL MY MONEY OR ELSE I WILL TURN IN EVERY EVIDENCE TO THE COURT. A WOMAN I HAD TO STOP FROM SUING YOU SHOWED UP IN THE COURT ROOM WITH A TAIL AND MISSING TOES DUE TO THE GLOW GLOW GLOW LIP MASK. ALSO LET THE KIDS OUT OF THE WAREHOUSE BASEMENT ONE ESCAPED AND HIS PARENTS ARE SUING YOU TOO! IMAGINE HOW HARD IT IS TO DEFEND YOU WHEN THAT STUFF HAPPENS. #LAWYERSUNITE #UNFAIRWORKBYKIM #PAYMEMYFUCKINGMONEY

Favorite shows getting canceled so watermelon or so not watermelon

Kim your glow glow glow ad i was in caused me to fall of a bridge because the glow glow glow nade me blind but the no no no box helped me and helped me see again botty botty pop juice STINKS

Who's the smartest: candida vulvovaginitis

Hi sisters, I want to get straight to the point, can you please take Kimh away from the Spotify ads? Whenever a new one pops up I always get jumpscared. One time I was taking a shower and Kimp's voice started playing in the middle of my playlist and I thought she broke into my hose and is about to murder me behind the shower curtains. Please replace her with someone else! This is exactly like getting Krissed, except this is getting Kemmed.

BTW Khloe you're so powerful, the moment you stepped off Diva Power, it had to shut down

Hello Kardasims. I have watched all 91 episodes of your podcast in two days. My favorite segment of the podcast is who's the smartest. You should try to guess what is Phytomedicine. My question is for underrated iconic queen Kim. How do you deal with haters and are you going to make some new glow glow glow products? Happy new year to everyone. <3

hello kardasims my question is for the most qater melon and the true fighter and survivor khloe, if you were given a chance to create a beauty brand what name would that brand be, my opinion is khlo khlo khlo would be a nice name love kockrochity ps: kim sucks and glowglowglow should not exist

Hi beautiful watermelon sisters except for Kim this question is for the only one surviver and fighter Khloe and Kourtney this is my first time asking questions but why is Kim the least interested and talented to look at but Khloe and Kourtney is so gorgeous I thought maybe Kim is from the rubbish bin because what she create the flop flop flop was trash after she senf it to me I only use it to make those rat go away but Khloe and Kourtney create something I could use it on my skin and doesn't kill me? And by the way can y'all invite Ariana Simgrande at episode 100 because she is my favorite singer.

HEYYYYY QUEENS! I'm Roj from SimKurdistan and I just wanna ask a few questions! You guys are really big here and your on all the billboards. However, that being said, Kim recently added a factory in our city of naquestria. The wicked witch changed the city's beautiful name with such rich culture, heritage and history to....and I hate even typing this "Glow Glow Glowing" when asked why she did this, the snake said that she wanted the factory to be the monument of the of the city. As someone who lives in naquestria, I was forced by police to leave my family and work in a factory, I was in shock of the horrible conditions and all the flies in there, one time I was sewing a body suit and I saw the words "help me" written in a thick red liquid, much like blood. I have since escaped the city and I'm now in the capital. Over here only billboards of BBPJ and NO NO NO remain, this city hasn't been plagued yet. The mentioning of Kim's name or her company is taboo but I'm worried for my family.

Now that that's out of the way let's move onto the questions

Kim, why are you such a stupid bitch And do this to my country?

Kim, you have to remove your factory and leave us alone please!

Khloe and Kourtney, we have so many billboards of you yet you never have come here! I was hoping I could spend this time to invite you to SimKurdistan for an interview to boost your already top of the chart popularity scores! Would you like to?

And Kim, again, why do you force people, like myself, out of their homes to work for you stupid bitch company, and make your stupid bitch products? Seriously I'm worried about my family!

Also! Would you take off that stupid bitch Kim off the podcast every once in a while and bring some others?

Yours,

Long time fan, Roj

Hello Kardasim Goddesses, Khloe and Kourtney (we're leaving out the Gorgon of the Family, Kirm)

For the year 2024, I heard Taylor Sim-Swift will launch her very own product Rep Rep Rep alongside Reputation (Taylor's Version) anytime soon. Sources told us that Rep Rep Rep is the antidote to all the problems that have been caused by Glow Glow Glow, I can't wait for Rep Rep Rep to collaborate with No No No and Booty Booty Pop Juice to form a holy trinity in the marketplace! Any thoughts about the upcoming Rep Rep Rep?

(For the segment 'That's so Watermelon', I want you guys to discuss about the upcoming Reputation Taylor's Version)

Hello Kardasims,

Hello to my favourite Kim Kardasim and hi to the other two. I just wanted to say, this podcast should be called the Kim Kardasim podcast, because without her it would just be unlistenable. If Kim were to stop doing the podcast one day, it would just be the grating voiced Khloe and the least interesting to look at Kourtney talking about how Kim wasn't there. I mean she and her successful glow glow glow basically provide all the content for the podcast. So thank you Kim.

I just have one question for my favourite sister Kim.

Why is "that's so Watermelon" your segment, but the introduction and the questions are sometimes read by an elderly lady who seems to have smoked 100 packs a day and has respiratory problems? Who is she? Is she your grammy? Anyways it's so nice of you to include her in the podcast. That's so Watermelon.

Bye sisters

KimIsTheBeast

Hello fellow watermelons! The results of Who's the Smatest for 2023 is finally here! This covers episodes 77 to 91 (although 91 had a special Who's the Smartest segment!).

Congratulations to....

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Kourtney for being this year's smartest sister! 🍉 Kourtney earned 5.25 points this year! Kim is at 2nd place with 5 points and Khloe is at last again this year with 3.25 points.

Here is the list of words that each sister correctly or partially correctly guessed this year.

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As always, here is the link to a google spreadsheet that has results for each episode. You can select results of a given year in each tab.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1COgI5QhH7s_8Cv97URINGfktioWUY3I80b_G06cJrs4/edit?usp=sharing

Hello Khloe , Kourtney and the other one,

I would like to start off by saying how much I LOVE no no no and booty booty pop juice, and how watermelon the products are! but i am NOT satisfied by kims product. I bought the glow glow glow watermelon conditioner, (VERY BAD CHOICE) and instantly felt my scalp burning! I brushed it off, thinking nothing of it and continued on with my day. I woke up the next morning, looked in the mirror and found out the rachet condintioner made my head the size of a watermelon! I screamed and started hitting my head, only to find LICE dropping out of my once beautiful hair! I fainted and smacked my head off the side of my sink, but was refused into the hospital as i had a whole kingdom of lice living in my hair. When i arrived at my house after being refused entry, I instantly dashed to my computer, looking for answers on simgoogle, and found Khloes website. I instantly ordered the glow glow glow repellent conditioner, and it came in 5 MINUTES , unlike kims which took 5 MONTHS. I used all of it in one go and I instantly felt my head shrink to normal and i saw the MILLIONS of lice fall out and get sucked into the drain. Kim, I want a FULL refund and khloe, thank you so so much for saving me!

Anyway, my question for all of you is would you rather be able to fly, or shut kims buisness down?

Thats all from me! stay watermelon! 🍉 #screwkim #givemearefund #ihavetrauma

Khloé's high-calorie salad for Christmas; so watermelon or so not watermelon?

hi beautiful watermelon sisters except Kim fuck you Kim I would like to say something about Kim before I get into things you dumb bitch I ordered your nail glue right and I was using it and I was holding it right and then and then I look away and I look back and it's spilling everywhere right it got onto my leg, right, and now my skin is burning my leg is burning there's a rash there's no hair on my leg anymore and now my leg is a different skin tone Kim when I catch you I'm a put all your hair out you stupid, dumb bitch I swear to God when I find you, I will have you looking like a glow glow glow monster you sick twisted demon, anyways hi khloe and kourtney i love both of u and u guys r so watermelon i do have a question if u could push kim off a 100 feet story building would u do it and would u laugh at that dumb bitches face love u khloe and kourtney and kim keep one eye open u beast there's no beauty anymore just plane ugliness washed up old woman seek help

That's So Watermelon: Watermelon Soda, so watermelon? Or so not watermelonnnnnnnn.... (say it in a normal voice Kim)

Hello Kourtney, Kim and Khloe! For episode 90, my comment wasn’t chosen. When I finally listened and found out, I threw out the biggest bitch fit I’ve ever had. Since episode 90 was released, I’ve been experiencing weird symptoms lately but since you guys have done an amazing job being doctors in the recent video, I would like you guys to diagnose me, help! Before i start telling my symptoms, i just wanted to thank Kourtney for her amazing No No No box. It has been three months since i bought it and its so secure that my crush hasn’t escaped from the box. I’ve been cursing people out more and more lately, especially calling people stupid bitches. My ass has gotten so big that i have to ride two bicycles at the same time so its big enough for both of my asscheeks. My body has also been moving by itself, doing a workout called “ups and downs” for an hour straight everyday. The sentence “Fighter and survivor” has been haunting me for a week straight as some weird voice has been whispering that exact sentence to me.every.5.seconds. I am scared. Please help figure out my diagnosis.

Anyway, I have listened to your podcast since forever now. I always listen to you guys everytime i play roblox. Love you guys!

#FreeRobloxForEveryone

Hi kardasims! For Khloe AND Kourtney, what happened the first time you tried glow glow glow if at all?

Hi Kardasims!

First of all, I'd like to salute the fighter and survivor, the one with the BEST revenge body, Khloe. Because the company she represents, Booty Booty Pop Juice ranked number 1 in the Beauty and Cosmetics Simboards here in The SimPhilippines. Keep slaying that revenge body Khloe! Kourtney, my favorite and the most beautiful sister, your No No No is so watermelon! For Kim, congratulations on the Glow Glow Glow Lip Plumper that launched 3 months ago. I was skeptical at buying it at first due to its notorious reputation in this podcast. But after watching the commercials and the 45-hour step by step tutorial on SimYoutube, I bought it! It took me 3 days to complete the application process, including going to the nearest Glow Glow Glow store to redeem a code for the 500th-1200th step. Nevertheless, it works. My lips are now full and plump. It stings like crazy and it's kind of bleeding a bit and its risking explosion according to my doctor. But hey, beauty is pain as they say! Now I have a plump and swelling lips, and a perfectly sculpted booty of a stallion because of the BBPJ! My question is for the three of you, How is your love life? An additional for Kim, will you ever do a Glow Glow Glow Facility tour just like Trisha SimPaytas?

Stay Watermelon! Love you guys❤🍉

Greetings Kim Kourtney and Khrole the awesome simsters! So recently I heard Kim was campaigning for a new glow glow glow product called the bad luck potion. I thought why not use it cause I remember you guys saying that if Kim made something to do bad it could maybe do good? And so I bought the product and decided to apply it to myself. After following all 1 instructions which was to pour the potion over my head, I started experiencing the best luck of my life! I won the lottery and also a free ticket to visit the glow glow glow factory! I am so happy at the moment with how my luck is going and I will definitely be buying more of this! Thank you Kim for doing good by doing bad! And so my question is will you make a glow glow glow skin dissolver serum? Cause that would for sure make my skin so smooth and great cause it'll actually rejuvenate me! I think you should keep it up Kim cause this is gonna make you billions!!! No suing Kim this week!

Hello to you guys, especially my favorite sister Kourtney! Khloe, I love you too. Continue being a fighter and a survivor!

Anyway, this is for Kim. Recently, I ordered your latest Glowy Glowy Pop Juice out of curiosity. It had just arrived in the mail a few days ago, and everything has been horrible! I followed everything in the manual, even double-checking all the steps. I drank a cup of it, like the manual said, but everything went wrong.

My skin started to turn orange, my teeth have disintegrated, and my vocal cords were paralyzed SHUT. I had to take a trip to the hospital, where my doctor told me to take the better pop juice, aka Booty Booty Pop Juice as a last resort.

Miraculously, my condition has improved over the last couple of days. My skin is looking better and actually glowing now. My teeth have also grown back, and my vocal cords are now functional. Thank you Khloe for your service! I will recommend Booty Booty Pop Juice to my friends.

As for Kim, we will settle this in court. I have also complained to the Sim FDA about your product and your cheap company. Please stop producing bioweapons.

Love from Sim York! Minus Kim.

hello kardasims, my name is kim and i absolutely hate it, this question is for the most watermelon sister kourtney💓💓 how do you stay so beautiful and young all the time, you are my idol😊

Hey my name is max

I was wondering khloe can we meet up your my fav and kourtney and Kim ,BUTTTTTTTTTT .So last week I bought the glow glow glow hand sanitizer and I used it on my plant just to see if is was possible to see if it would grow quickly BUTTTTTT, I did and next thing you know IT EXPLODED AND THERE WAS FIRE AND WATER AND BLOOD 🩸 AND I WAS RUNNING AND I JUST HAD TO MOVE TO ORLANDSIMGS AND IT WAS SO SAD CAUSE THE RHUNK THE PROTECED AND THE THING THAT I BOUGHT SAVED MY LIFEEEEE ❤️❤️❤️❤️. I BOUGHT 20 of nothing in the box's and the price was 60 million dollars but it's ok I am alive right know and JUT WANNA SAY I LOVEEE YOU KHLOE ,KOURTYLEY ,.... and Kim 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 BUTTTTTT I AM ALIVE AND I LOVE YOU GUYS #sowatermelon #watermelon #simgmproductions

This question is for kim, Do you secretly listen to taylor swift?

Is taylor swift watermelon or not?

Hi to the Glowing Goddess Kim. The other two can choke!

So, the other day after I used my Glow Glow Glow Shift kit, something extraordinary happened.

I found myself shape shifted into Kim!

With this newfound beauty and power, I decided to snatch this opportunity to visit the Kardasims.

When I got there, imagine my surprise when Khloe and Kourtney tried to murder me!

They obviously thought I was Kim and they lured me into a building that looked like a box from which I could see some cockroaches crawl out from.

Once in there, Khloe pushed me towards a machine where Kourtney strapped me to! I tried to tell them I'm not Kim but they proceeded to put the Blackest Void Box onto my head!

Thank heavens for Kris who ran inside just as I was about to see nothing but darkness!

She told them to let me go and that I'm not Kim and that she will pay for all this mess.

What disturbed me even further was the fact that all 3 of them laughed about all this, saying something about Kim not ever knowing all this.

I was told that because of the box, I might lose all my memories of what happened in there. And so I'm writing this in case I really forget what happened to me, which would've happened to Kim!

Kim, I beg you, watch out! You CAN'T trust your sisters, not even Kris!

I hope you stay safe, and as for me...

It might've been too late. At least I briefly looked like my glorious idol.

This has been Talia.

Hi the so watermelon sister khloe and kourtney and the funnies is kim and I want to know your opinion on trade school and I love your podcast because it makes me feel confident and not want to cry when I get bully and khloe I love booty booty pop juice it tase good and kourtney love no no box because it can trap glow glow glow monsters and kim Didn't Be A LAW and love from me and my dog camire

Hi fighter and survivor Khloé (the most watermelon sister) and unbothered queen Kourtney,

Kim is a stupid bitch. I am commenting from my bomb shelter in the Hamptons. I work at a hotel as a concierge person and every year Kim parades her flat ass into my hotel and asks for the "first lady suite" which is "always next to the presidential suite". Me and my coworkers have told Kim there is no such thing and that she can have the presidential suite. And as a ritual, even last year, she says "that's where Ye is". She takes the elevator up to the presidential suite and does god knows what in there, and after she leaves there is a shrine of Yeezy's, Glow Glow Glow products that burn through the floor, and nasty ass orange soda. This year, me and the rest of the sims who work at the hotel had enough. We told her all of the rooms already had people in them and we had our security guards forcefully remove her. Everything was fine until the next morning when flaming Glow Glow Glow bath bombs started flying towards our hotel. She had Glow Glow Glow salads with radioactive dressing being dumped into our pool, Simerican Horror Story posters with her face on them that grew legs and a mouth and started eating people, and she used her ass to shake the foundations of our building, injuring everyone inside. We thought the world was ending, we said our final prayers and fled to the bomb shelter under the hotel. Khloé, Kourtney, I beg you, please help me survive this stupid bitch.

Hello to the best watermelonests sisters, Khloé the TRUE fighter and survivor and Kourtney the original unbothered queen, and the best, most watermelon business woman, most natural woman, future lawyer, content creator and make-up queen, Khloé.

This is for Khloé and Kourtney, I bought the newest Booty Booty Pop Juice's newest product: Booty Booty Broth Juice - Stew Edition but for some reason the disgusting Glow Glow Glow ✨️BEING DELUSIONAL✨️ "Whyyyy?!?!?!?! 😭" orange soda-flavoured extra airy soda appeared!!! Knowing the danger of it, I boxed it using the conveniently bought No No No Boxest Box for STUPID BITCHES PRODUCTS, for the cheap price of 100 million, which came with a Box Box Box perfume which smelled like Boxes and Strawberry soda to spray it on the GGG✨️BD✨️W?!😭E, which unfortunately, completely exploted and burnt my whole house (I was not fast enough to store it).

Luckily, I also had bought a No No No HOUSE HOUSE HOUSE MANSION MANSION MANSION (now with extra NOTHINGNESS) which turned really convinient, and barely saved me from dying and now serves me as my house (which is so much better than the ugly house I had before)

Now I am give speechs warning people about the evil of KEM's poisonous ass creations, always with my emergency No No No and BBPJ (strawberry flavoured cream) with me in case the STUPID BITCH tries to ruin my day, and a can of the freshest SODA SODA SODA (strawberry edition)

Love you Khloé and Kourtney! 💖💅🏻✨️ You are the best!!! #KockroachWithaK4Life #UnbotheredLikeKourtney

KEM YOU ARE A STUDPID BITCH AND YOU SUCK THAT'S WHY YOU FLOP SO HARD #CancelGlowGlowGlow

#NoNoNoAndBootyBootyPopJuiceBestProductsOnThePlanet

#BoycottGlowGlowGlow #WhereIsStacy

#JusticeForMayorSimKayra #WhereIsStrawberrysMom

#WhereIsAmelia

#KemTheAntiWatermelonWitchWithAFakeAss

#KemTheDelusionalBitch

#KemFlopLawyer #FreeRoblox4Everyone #FlopFlopFlop #KourtneyTheUnbotheredQueen

#KhloéTheBest

#FreeMonset'sPetLizardFromGlowGlowGlowsHands

#VANISHVANISHVANISHKEM

Going to the actual dentist, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Memoirs of a Booty Hole by Khloé Kardasim, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Crying in the bathroom stall after being ditched by your sisters for choosing a different soda, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

thats so watermelon segment: dating coaches

Riddle for who's the smartest is the much better than the words! Like if you agree!

P.S. De Nicki Mineh is the queen and Glow Glow Glow should be cancelled along with Kem

this is for YOU KOURTNEY KARDASIM. it you're reading this, i KNOW WHAT U DID!! I came home last night and found a limited edition, one of a kind, GLOW GLOW GLOW sweater that Kim gave u last year! I found this in my boyfriends living room couch u backstabbing traitor. I thought those 25 seconds of eyecontact we made on the freeway meant something to you, but I guess not💔💔 COUNT YOUR DAYS KOURTNEY!!😡 Im coming after the WHOLE kardasim clan too, Khloe and Kim included. You will ALL feel my wrath👊🦍 👺👹. And btw i put rat poision on the sweater, u will start feeling its effects in 24 hours 😚😚🤜👧🏻<---(kourtney)

#sonotwatermelon

#kourtneyisalyingzebra

Dear Kim, I love your Glow Glow Glow Conditioner it made my hair so smooth that it melted my HAIR and it's all GONE. At first, it was doing so great on my hair it was the best thing ever but after 38 minutes my hair WAS GONE! I look like a egg. It felt like my head was on FIRE. After all my hair fell out my head. My head was turning GREEN. I screamed! I look like a watermelon. I called customer support and I ask for help and they hung up on me. So Kim YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYERS. Get ready for a lawsuit!

#notwatermelon #lawsuitcomingforyoukim

Hey Kardasims, first off Khloe I love you, booty booty pop juice is so delicious and it made my booty as big as two watermelons, it's so watermelon. Kourntey I love how you don't give any sh1ts, you are so watermelon and no no no is so much better than glow glow glow. Kim you're alright I guess. My boyfriend stupidly assumed that I like glow glow glow because of this podcast, for our anniversary he bought me the Glow Glow Glow Delicious Orange Soda Body Butter, I pretended to like it since I love my boyfriend, I put it on my arms after showering LIKE YOU SAID ON THE BOX KIM! and I got 3RD DEGREE BURNS ALL OVER MY BODY! I've been in the hospital for weeks and the doctors said I MAY LOSE MY ARMS! Kim your ass is gonna get sued so hard it'll deflate you Monster creating bioweapon making STUPID BITCH! anyways love you Khloe! #staywatermelon

I have a question of utmost importance: are you team Simstreet Boys or team *Simsync? Also, if you had to form a five person band, who would you pick to be in your band and what would be their assigned role?

Hello to the 2 best sisters fighter and survivor Khloe and the no no no queen Courtney then I guess the glow bitch kehum, my question is what is your life like when your off camera? Do you do anything fun or are you still constantly being tormented by kris? and to Kehum how's your daughter? she is so cute and sweet definitely nothing like her bio weapon making, scamming bully of a mother like you. Khloe and Courtney when are you going to take that evil guest off your podcast and have an actual 3rd co-host it was funny having kehum as a guest the first few times but now it's getting old just like her.

love you 2 #SoWatermelon #Bootybooty #No #Biobitch

Hello Kardasim sisters.

I am a famous Podcaster from the Sim-Philippines and am currently ranking at No. 1 as the best Podcaster of the year (I think your rank in my country is 37th but that's ok). I am famous, funny, smart and very likeable. I think this is why I am the most famous podcaster here.

Now, having said all these truthful and beautiful things about myself, I would like to hire myself as a new member to your podcast. I know that you only have three microphones (ewww) so I think we can remove Kim since she doesn't contribute that much at all. In fact, I think the reason why you're flopping is because of her and the annoying sound she makes.

I can help you boost engagements and be popular like me. Of course, I would have to be the main host, I have to do the opening and closing announcements, I have to be the one to do the advertisements, and I think we can clean your studio a little bit because someone told me that they've seen a rat walk by.

Speaking of rats, Kim, this question is for you. I gifted a glow glow glow coffee to my ex boyfriend's wife and she had been asleep for 5 days already. The doctor said that only a prince charming can wake her up but unfortunately, I accidentally killed her husband. Are there any other ways to waker her up?

Thanks a lot guys. Don;t worry. A decade more of practice will help you become pretty and famous like me. Love you.

Hellooo karadasims! Love your podcast and i hope you are having an wonderful day and Kim, I hate your glow glow product. I brought one of your glow glow makeup and yes I did got everything. I was putting on the glow glow lipstick until it smelled like poop and I realize it was made out of poop! My mouth began to start burning and it went in flames. Right now I'm at the hospital and I have to get treatments which will cost me a lot of money! Kim you ruined my life, my boyfriend won't even look at me even my family too. I will never buy your glow glow product and I will sue your company.

Also Kim and kountry you are the queens

Thanks so much for hearing out my Who's The Smartest suggestion! However I think most of us agree the riddles were really short and underwhelming. So maybe instead of riddles, it could be bizarre trivia facts, and I also thought it would be better if it was listener suggested!

Here's one I suggest:

What's the full name of the acrynoym of Kem's longest titled product "GGGAAABDRRSPL" and what is it used for? (Kem if you get this wrong, it would say a lot.)

And BTW it doesn't have to be questions all the time! You guys can mix it up with questions and unknown words, maybe try 2 words and 1 question?

Hello sisters :)

so I'm getting straight to the point. me and my friend Becky were employees in the glow glow glow company and one day we decided to get concert tickets on the lobby. she was getting Taylor Simswift tickets while I'm getting Simyoncè tickets but then the stupid witch Kim caught us so we immediately went back to the factory.

10 minutes later, my friend Becky was called into Kim's office and i got confused 'cause we were both caught getting tickets but she only called Becky. And guess what, that was the last time I saw Becky and it's been 3 days. I even reported her missing but still no updates.

Kim in case you didn't know, I have a copy of the glow glow glow files so If you don't release Becky, I will expose the glow glow glow ingredients and you will be dealt with.

Hi gals. I'm Matthew, but you can call me Matt. Anyways. Kourtney, you're my idol, so are you Khloé. And if I said the same for Kim, I'd be lying! It was my friends birthday and she got a makeup kit, I didn't think much about it. Until I woke up to a knock on my bedroom door which is strange since my mom never knocks on my door before entering. I opened the door and what I saw terrified me, my friend was faceless, no eyes, no mouth, no nose, NO NOTHING. She came to my house by using a walking stick. We couldn't communicate with each other due to her lack of a mouth, but she could still write what she wanted to say, even though her handwriting is messy because of her lack of eyes, I could still make out the message, it was like texting but more primitive. She was holding the makeup kit she got for her birthday in her left hand and I saw three words on the box I instantly recognised, GLOW GLOW FUCKING GLOW. As a returning listener of the podcast who listens to it every chance he gets, whether I'm on the toilet, or drawing, or eating. I knew what was up... Kim, explain. And don't even begin with the book that has 273,543 pages of instructions, no one has time to read that. My mom's a prosecutor and we will not hesitate to sue the fuck out of you! Lots of love! (except for Kim) from South Africa.

Hey Kardasims! I'm from new Zealand and I've been listening to your podcast since it first came out when I was in highschool and now I'm an adult and I'll never not listen to y'all because you always make my day

I just wanna say, Kourtney and Khloe are right. I've never used Kem's glow glow glow products and I dunno why y'all don't listen, it's literally a scam and a lie. For years people have been hurt by her and she has yet to be put in jail for her crimes. I only speak truth.

Merry Christmas and happy new year to Kourtney and Khloe, the best Kardasims.

#glowglowglowsucks #whereisstacy

Hey Kardasims!! Before I ask my question I just wanna say Khloe you are my booty booty pop juice queen. My question today is for Khloe and Kourtney. How does it feel to be in a podcast with a literal criminal named Kim? Do you guys find it embarrassing?

hello to the best two sisters out there kourtney and khloe. i just wanted you to know that strawberry soda AND juice are always superior and oh kim you are the ugliest crier ever and your plastic body is the reason for global warming in sims world.. my question to kourtney and khloe only is what happened to diva power?

Pronouncation of my name:Si-yan From the Philipines Sorry for the long message

Dear Kardasim sisters except of the stupid bitch Kim, I've been listening to your podcast ever since last year, I listen to you every time i sleep because your voices are so smoothing to hear, anyways, last week I bought the No no no premium deluxe mansion and Booty booty pop juice, but when my package arrived there was another package, it was filled with the new Glow glow glow perfume and colone, it said "Free gift from Glow glow glow" and it was signed by the one and only Kim Kardasim, I was confuse so i decided to put it in my basement, BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE!!! Then one day i was using my Booty booty pop juice then I smelled some weird smell coming from my basement, i was genuinely scared for my life, I opened my basement door then i saw a trash monster with a big Booty, it tryed eating me and it kept saying " Buy glow glow glow" over and over, then the worst happend, it destroyed my house and went to the trash dump!!!! An apocalypse rised into the city of mine, the sky was brown, the air smelled like the perfume and colone and the trash monsters had a booty the size of a mansion!!! I am typing this messange under one of the safe bunkers, help us!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also it is a pleasure to meet you Kardasim sisters , Kourtney the unbothered queen and the creator of No no no, Khloe the true fighter and survivor and the creator of Booty booty pop juice and the true false business woman Kim and the creator of Glow glow glow. #whereisstacy #fromthePhilipines #favoritepodcast

Hello Kardasim sisters except that brat Kim, I tried her Glo glo product a month ago and it made my ass fall off...Kim what do u have to say about this?

Getting booty hole pics by blackmailing your dentist- So watermelon or so not watermelon

Whos the smartest- Incandescence

(It means to glow glow glow!)

Hi Kardasims, fellow super rich sims! except that stupid bitch Kotney

I am SimRose from the Titanic. First of all, F*** you Kotney! You stole the love of my life and also killed him. You're the reason I was hanging from the Stem of the ship in sub zero temperatures for 8 damn hours. You run a scam by selling cardboard and run a mass trafficking channel from kidnapped children that jump inside your box.

Kem!! We love you here in Pluto, Pennsylvania ! Why dont you drive by sometime, if you get time from hosting the Kardasim Podcast with those stupid bitch co-hosts? Here we use your Gluw Gluw Gluw products to fight the aliens and protect the Solar System. But I am a bit distressed from our call yesterday and concerned. You told me you used Booty Booty Pop Super Pom Pom Pop Juice for your "dentist" appointnents. Why dont you use your own super amazing products? You also told me you are sending children from Kotney's facility into a place called Vanish? Why Kem?

As for you Kluo, I will never forgive you for leaking my booty hole pics and threatening me to use BBPJ.

Hello, this question is for Kourtney (The most watermelon sister & the true fighter and survivor.) If you were forced to survive with Kris for a day, how would you deal with it? What are your tactics and/or strategies?

and how are weree you a fighter???