EPISODE 96 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Who's the smartest: Frondescence.

Dying on Simerican Horror Story: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Kris being better than Kim? So watermelon or so not watermelon?

body shaming - so watermelon or so not watermelon 🍉

Who's the Smartest: Camaraderie

Hey Kardasim especially to the fighter and survivor queen, Khloe, and the undisturbed queen, Kourtney, not to the Glow Glow Glow villain, the wannabe lawyer, the ugliest crying and the lawsuits queen, Kim. Last week, My friend dared me to use the new Glow Glow Glow earwax removal tool for fun, so I bought it. I then read all 2,000 pages of instructions to use it. Surprisingly, it cleaned out my ears really well! But just after 1 day, my ears started bleeding and suppurating. I've got rushed to the hospital and they have to amputate both of my ears. I'm now deaf for the rest of my life and will not be able to listen to Khloe's and Kourtney's soothing voice anymore as well as I have to use hand signs to communicate with other people. Thanks a lot, stupid bitch Kim.

I'm filing a lawsuits to Kim anyway even if she doesn't want to respond and take her responsibility.

I have a request for the two most watermelon sisters, Khloe and Kourtney.

To Khloe, can you slap Kim in the face for making me earless and to Kourtney, can you pull Kim's ears cause it would be so watermelon. Love you two!❤️🍉

#boycottGlowGlowGlow

#BootyBootyPopJuiceate

#NoNoNoBoxthegreatest

One hit wonders, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hi Kardasim sisters!

I am Olly from Similippines. I just want to say a huge thanks to Kim for inventing Glow Glow Glow. Because of her, no one in their right mind would ever try me again because I would throw one of Kim's bioweapon products in their faces which would mutate them into disgusting stupid bitches with faces not even a mother could love. Everyone should give a Glow Glow Glow a chance, no one could make a perfect bioweapon like Kimberly Kardasim. Stay Watermelon you guys!

#BestBioweaponInventorKim #Khloethemotherofallfighterandsurvivors #NoNoNosupremacy #CertifiedKockroach

Jennifer's body: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hi Kourtney<3 khloe<3 and Taylor swift<3.

So I just wanted to write in to say I’m a huge fan of Kourtney’s new product the no no no clock box. It’s a really cool box it brought me back in time to when aIMee dyed her hair blonde. When it did I noticed that Kris actually dyed her hair first and then aIMee copied her I mean if you copy someone atleast do a good job copying it. But no she really is dog shit when it comes to this type of stuff isn’t she I mean it also is the same with her failed brand Gluck Gluck grahh. But yea stay watermelon the true maleficent of the story Kourtney, the aurora sleeping and beauty. And the uhm- aIMee whatever mutant goblin she is.  I assume that the crybaby not talking about Melanie Martinez is gonna cry about this so can we have Taylor while aImee cries in another room and btw my question is what does each sister not like about Kim you can make a long ass list if you want since ik there’s a lot to choose from. thanks! Bye <333

I love u Kourtney.

(Ps would you guys ever do a video where you guys meet Megan the killer ai doll and it’s actually just Kourtney the Siri ai given a body I hope my comment gets picked if it does then that confirms that khloe is the true fighter and survivor and owner and host of the podcast )

Hi Khloe! and the other ones...

I was just wondering where you started your amazing brand BBPJ? (its so famous that there's an acronym). I'm an aspiring business owner and i would love to see some inspiration on how you started BBPJ from the ground up, being with an abusive mother and sisters that wanna make you rip your head off! Btw when are you making audiobooks? I'd love to see you cover some!

Love from Simdia! 🇮🇳

Making false accusations about people: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Simerican Horror Story: Delicate: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Elevators: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Pacing back and forth in front of people: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

That's So Watermelon

• Kris Approved Glow Glow Glow product line.

Who's the smartest:

• Mirepoix (pronounced as Meer-phwa)

• Mise en place (pronounced as Miss-en-plass)

• Legalese

Hi, Kardasims! I hope you guys had a wonderful Mother's day this year.

Khloe and Kourtney, congratulations for your biggest achievements yet in the sim world, taking down one of the largest factories of Glow Glow Glow in Southeast SimAsia! It is because of you guys that our land has began to rain a little after the extreme heat we are getting which was found to be caused by Glow Glow Glow.

I have few questions for you guys.

It has been rumored that since Kim had forgotten to prepare Kris her Mother's day gift, she had given her some power over her company for a limited time under the condition that she will only help improve it. Is it true that because of your suggestion, Khloe and Kourtney, that Glow Glow Glow had released a popular product line called "Kris Approved" which are not only working versions of Kim's old products, but are also made to be easily used by normal sims and are better priced, causing the company to finally earn back from its investment and began earning its first profit?

Also, is it true that last month, your family (except Kim) has conducted a one-time online auction for your fans and auctioning a limited amount of Kardasim and Simjenner figurines? I have heard that your family splitted the money with each other (except Kim since she has bad business instincts, thinking that it would fail miserably) and nearly earned trillions and are planning to auction a few more limited figurines due to the crazy demand. I have also heard that in this auction, you will bring out a misprint of the rare Kimpaloompa figurine which has been labeled as Kheempaloompa?

I have had the most terrible, horrible reactions to Glow Glow Glow, so I compiled EVERY SINGLE ONE of the side effects mentioned from episode 1 to episode 95 into one list, these are the side effects and the number of each reported is next to it if it’s more than one:

• Sunburns (2)

• Expired before expiration date

• Empowered a demon

• Aged someone 40 years

• Watermelon sized hemorrhoids

• Rashes (3)

• Used in demonic ritual sacrifices

• Turned someone’s ass green

• Instantly killed a girl

• Kills ants

• Burning eyes

• Candle goes off like a sparkler or smells potently of shit

• Severe vomiting

• Ruined skin (225)

• Stung eyes

• Burning skin (2)

• Explosion via car collision

• Itching across body

• Growing third eye

• Sharting chemical and poison

• Deflating asses (Qhem got arrested after the podcast for this)

• Some products need to “smoke out” for 25 hours

• Growing facial hair to 5ft thickness, 10ft length killing him instantly

• Made quicksand in a jacuzzi someone got stuck in

• Radioactive burns

• Breaking out in boils

• Disintegrates in ten seconds

• Peeling of the skin (if product exposed to camera flash)

• Turning people into zombies

• Permanent burns

• Burning a hole through the floor

• Creating a Glowzilla

• Rashes on ass then flattened ass

• Glowing with radiation

• Full body 3rd degree burn + paralysis

• Rewiring brain pattern causing severe delusions

• Burning scalp and burned house down

• Stacy Nancy Sim Lewis “vanished”

• Turning someone into Medusa

• Perfume hospitalizing and killing students in a school, which had to be shut down

• Put ME in a lab due to extreme radiation coming off my body that killed everyone around me

• Grew an ass to the size of Pluto, which morphed into them and killed them

• Turned into a cockroach oozing acidic, radioactive fluids

• Taken and kept in a lab for 10 years, turned into 11, transformed into numerous creatures, and had every skin condition ever known

• Ass turned fat and hard, smelled like a dead rat soaked in vinegar, when attacked by angry dog it exploded into glowing, acidic fluid

• Created a big booty zombie apocalypse

• Leveling everything in a 50 mile radius

• Someone’s mom got a promotion named “VANISH” and never returned

• Ruined a layer of their skin

• Thrown down a well, likely in VANISH

• Flagged by a metal detector as a bioweapon

• Plant seeds grew and exploded

• Bleaching/whitening internal organs

• Fused to face, requiring surgery to remove

• Making skin glow pink

• Blew up, shot great (3x) grandma to the moon, turned her skin purple, then shot to Mars

• Gave someone a face full of fur

• Flattened someone’s ass, closed their asshole, and attracted the Glowzilla

• Bandaids sting and never come off

• Glowzilla 2000 destroyed country, someone escapes and drank from an oasis, grew lizard scales + cockroach limbs + now has Kiem’s face

• Reverse candle burnt down VANISH HQ, including shrine of Amelia

• Mouth & bellybutton switched places, 25 fingers on each hand, kids vanished after first bite of pizza

• Smelled like they took a shower with dog shit and smeared dead fish on themselves, smell never fades

• Keeps hair roots from growing, shampoo runoff destroyed building’s pipes and foundation

• Exploded and melted a building, gave workers exposed to it black skin with hairy bumps

• Encased in a shell of stone, after 36 minutes, for 6 days

• Car drove someone to Pluto after trying to go to a Fighter and Survivor class

• People turning to cockroaches at the Glow Glow Glow rally which they were tricked into attending

• Melted someone’s hair off of their head after 38 minutes

• 9th degree burns

• Stage 4 brain tumor

• Turned a girl into a baby Glowzila (aka a BBL = Big Baby Lizard)

• Rapidly aged someone’s skin, turning them from 19 to 85

• Lava monsters making lava lamps out of actual magma in Kehm’s lava factory room, the lava lamps explode and melt people

• Killing cockroaches

• All their hair fell off and burned holes into the floor that swallowed their baby sister they went to save her and had to fight off an army of zombies, 4 vampires, and a Glowzilla to escape

I have created this list to that Qhiem the biochemist has no chance to escape the consequences of her actions, Khloe and Kourtney, make her pay!

Hey Khloe&Kourtney! Kim, kick rocks with no socks you bitch! Anywho, I have a question for Khloe and Kourtney. Khloe, is there any chance in the future you will start your own cosmetic line? Kourtney, do you have a plans on expanding no no no or starting new business ventures? Thanks and hope you both have a great day love ya! Kim, get struck by lightening 😒

Getting booed on stage; So watermelon or so not watermelon

Hello watermelon sisters Khloe, Kourtney, and Kam.

I would like to thank Kam for her amazing glow glow glow products. I have this bully and i wanted to get revenge on her, so i got the glow glow glow setting spray. I saw her today and she pushed me to the locker. I grabbed the glow glow glow setting spray out of my pocket and sprayed it on her face. Immediately, her face turned red, started boiling, and burned off. She was sent to the hospital fighting for her life and she no longer has a face. I am currently on the run drinking my booty booty pop juice to give me energy and hiding in a no no no box right now. Stay watermelon sisters.

Hello beautiful watermelon sisters Kim khloe and Kourtney I just have one question for all of you if you had the choice to stay in a locked room with any of your family member who would it be and why love y’all stay watermelon queens

Hello sisters especially my favorite Kim, I love how she transitions from crying to being ok like nothing happened as if she's bi-polar. Khloe the fighter and survivor and you too Kourtney. My question is for kim. How do you manage to balance being a successful business CEO and a lawyer whilst dealing with sisters that always "bolly" you.

Hiii Kardasims & Khem!! I'm Lukas & I love all of your guys' work, even Khems evil intentions with a lot of her products. Anyways I have something CRAZY to tell all of you, so me and my friends wanted to go out to eat in downtown Los Simgeles. We all went to my tesla cybertruck and got in, thats when I realized that my new Glow Glow Glow air freshener was sitting in my center console completely unused. So I decided to try it out for the first time with all of my friends. I start the car and turn on the AC, which spread around the scent of Glow Glow Glow air freshener. At first it smelt like a nice citrusy tropical scent.. but then slowly started to smell like the ninja turtles just climbed out of my vents and made home in my car....and then just like tear gas, the bottle of air freshener opened up and smoke started coming out of it. We all passed out. Then we woke up in this room where I seen KHEM with a bunch of people dressed like scientists. My vision was blurry from the "air freshener", but I could CLEARLY see the strong bold word "VANISH" and then just as I needed any more confirmation that this was Glow Glow Glow, I heard KHEM herself start talking, her voice was really annoying so it took a while to get used to, but eventually I heard the words "they will never know its Glow Glow Gl-wait.. is that a camera over there?" and then these devices were placed over my ears. Right now as we speak, I am still in this facility and I am hiding. I think I am a real fighter and survivor for ceasing the perfect moment to escape Kims dirty intentions. When I get out of here, KHEM I am coming for you. In the mean time, I need you guys' (not khem) help, or send products to come save me. I have a question for Khloe. Would you rather spend a week locked in the same room as KHEM or Kris?

Sending love from the inside of the Glow Glow Glow facility.

Hey!! Kardasim sisters!! Hello to the most successful bankrupt businesswoman and fighter and survivor with a wonderful revenge body, Kim! And.. Nicole..? And kidney, I have a long story to share! I was watching glow glow glow commercials and using the glow glow glow makeup kit when suddenly instead of the sweet burning sensation, I felt my face turn too plump! Now I look like a chipmunk!! I looked at it and saw there were traces of this stupid brand named booty booty pop juice all over my makeup!! Which of the sisters sabotaged my makeup kit!? Also suing booty booty pop juice! You’ll be hearing about this soon!!.. uhm.. who was it? Nicole or Cole something? My Question which almost I forgot! Question to the most watermelon sister Kim, When are you making a new line of makeup products and how long is this.. Nicole gonna keep sabotaging you? Love you Kim and only you should stay soo watermelon!!

Hiii there to the most watermelon Sisters of Simerica: Khihmm, Qhlohie, and Khowrtney. First of all, Aimee, err.. i mean Khem, your glow glow glow products are soo NOT watermelon! Khloe, or the host of the podcast with the most amazing sexy narrator voice, who is also the fighter and survivor of the sister, I was wondering why my television doesn't show your Revenge Simbody TV show anymore, and instead shows 24 hours of Glow Glow Glow flop infomercials which I am sick of. Kourtney, the most boring out of the three, you're okay. I guess. My question is since you girls are almost kissing the 100th episode, who are y'alls dream guests on this podcast? Personally, I think everyone can be a guest as long as Khem is the one being sacrificed. Love you girls, stay watermelon except you, aimee. 😘

Hello my two favourite kardasims kourtney and Chloe oh and hi the other one anyways this is for all three of you would you rather spend 30 days without internet or spend 30 days being nice to your mum

Also love you kourtney and also Kim glow glow ruined my grandmas skin we definitely not buying anything from you again

Billionaire pop stars: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Vinyl Variants: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Making a wish upon a star: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

who's the smartest: Kerfuffle

so watermelon or so not watermelon: ditching your date

So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon

Famous Simmers (Ex. Lilsimsie, Vixella, Plumbella, SimGM PRoductions, Ect.)

Floptok, So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Hi Kargasm clitsters, Hoey, Hornknee, and Kum. I just wanted to spread my legs and share something I found out a year ago I was browsing the Internet as usual, and then I stumbled upon looking into The Russian Sleep Experiment creepypasta. I then saw that the username of the anonymous author was usernamed...... "OrangeSoda". (SRSLY I'M LEGIT NOT JOKING) I then realised, a story by somebody named ORANGESODA, about BIOCHEMISTRY experiments where insomniacs that are administered some kind of anti-sleep gas turn into demonic monsters, took place in (sim)RUSSIA. I know OrangeSoda is still anonymous, but I think we all know who it is now. Anyways my question is, what do you guys usually react with when you see a different family, where a mother acts motherly and sweet to her family members? And another thing, have yall checked Kim's SimGM wiki page?

Chirrp-chirrp-chirrp, besties! (except kehm).

This is Shantaloosa, your loyal Kockroach, your satisfied No No No customer, and avid Kehm ender!

Last time I reported back from my missions across dimensions and different planes of existence (most of which have been decimated by Kim’s Glow Glow Glow atrocities), I was in a very dangerous place, almost got eaten by a three-headed Glowzella 4000 Pro Max in the Purple Glitch dimension, but I finally made it someplace safe where I can get my radioactive uranium-oozing festering war wounds cured.

I’m chirp-to-texting from Planet K-69 in the Watermelontauri Pi constellation, a place where everyone is safe from the Kimvacious monster’s disgusting and malignant presence, she has no powers here thanks to our Anti-Glowitis vaccine which was created to save the world by our very dear Dr. Stacy Nancy Simlewis, who used her experience as a prisoner for 13 years in VANISH to get certified as a biochemist. It was made in collaboration with Booty Booty Pop Juice who transported the secret chemical compound Khloetonian Acetate to our planet using the advanced tech of Kourtney’s No No No Interstellar Portal Edition Box. And by the way, the No No No portal box is safe for human/Sim/Kockroach travel!

Since we developed the vaccine there has been no Glow Glow Glow catastrophes. We gave the vaccine to the Glowzilla 4000 Pro Max which I have singlehandedly captured, and it has been domesticated and is now our national pet lizard! It only feeds on booty booty pop foods gluten-free sugar free and lactose free vegan cupcakes!

I urge all our watermelons to come get vaccinated to protect yourselves from the evil of Kehm.

P.S. Our president, Lana Sim Rey spiritually needs a VP and a Minister of Finance and I nominated both Khloe and Kourtney, who do you think should be VP and who’s MOF? Anyway hurry up besties and leave Kim behind, don’t worry, we’ll come for her arrest next. Trust she’ll be dealt with!

Over and out!

Hi kardasims,

I just wanted to ask if we will ever see new celebrities join the simgm family in some videos like Doja-Sim- Cat, Sim-IceSpice, Melanie Simtinez etc. love you girls! 💙 One more thing I have a video idea for the sisters just need to get in contact with boss and Kris about it. “The Kardashians in The Texas chainsaw massacre”

Hello Kardasims,

First of all, I just wanted to say how much I LOVE my favorites, Khloe and Kourtney! Obviously not Kim. Anyways, this one’s for Kim. Kim, I bought your new Glow Glow Glow anti-aging cream. I read the reviews before buying and to my surprise they were all good. When it arrived, I was so excited to try it out so I opened the package as fast as I could. I was still cautious so I only put a drop of lotion on my hand and rubbed it on my skin and after a few seconds I started to feel weird like my body was about to fall in a second and my limbs felt numb. Suddenly, I fell down and my surroundings looked gigantic and I got so scared. Luckily, I fell next to a mirror to see what had happened to me and before my eyes was a fetus. A literal fetus. My mind could NOT process what I’ve been seeing and I couldn’t believe I’m a fetus! Then after a few minutes, my mom arrived. She was holding a bottle of Booty Booty Pop Juice: Bubblicious Butt Plumper and slipped from being horrified by seeing me as a fetus causing the Booty Booty Pop Juice to spill all over me. I am so thankful she slipped, because not only did that Booty Booty Pop Juice: Bubblicious Butt Plumper save my life, it also made my ass bigger, juicier, and plumper! My mom and I were so relieved and after that, she told me that she got me a No No No box as a surprise. I quickly threw the Glow Glow Glow Anti-aging Cream in there because I NEVER wanted to see it or hear about it ever again. To summarize, DO NOT TRUST AND DO NOT BUY THE GLOW GLOW GLOW ANTI-AGING CREAM AS IT DE-AGES YOU, LITERALLY. Except for No No No and Booty Booty Pop Juice because they‘re lifesavers and are the best brands ever created by mankind. Stay strong Khloe and Kourtney! As for you Kim, I hope you rot in jail once I get you arrested! #survivor #glowglowglowisass #shutdownglowglowglow #iwillsueyoukim

Hello Kardasims and hi to my awesome Kardasim Idol, Kim.

Kim, I just want you to know that you are my inspiration in going to business school and (hopefully soon) law school. I just want to share with you one experience in Simharvard. One of my professors has mentioned that being "in the red" is actually bad for business. Now I know that she's wrong because I've been listening to this podcast and, according to you, "in the red" means that the business is doing great.

I argued with her and she shamed me in front of my classmates for telling her that my reliable source is you. She told me that "a fat-ass hoe with several lawsuits" can never be reliable. I was so ANGRY.

So yesterday, when I was on my way home, I saw the same professor walking along the street. I asked her to meet me at the back of a restaurant to apologize to her but instead of apologizing, I ACCIDENTALLY st4bbed her 45 times.

This is your influence to me Kim and I am so happy. You encourage everyone to stand on their ground and fight for the truth. My question is: are you proud of me?

That's so Watermelon: Matte Matte Matte

Who's the Smartest: syzygy

Hello Kardasim sisters, especially to the fighter and survivor, achieving business woman, the most watermelon sister, Khloe. I will also give credits to the 2nd most watermelon sister, Kourtney becuase she has inspired me to not care about people trying to put me down. And, hi Kem. My question is for all the sisters. If there was one thing you could change about your business, (or collaborator for Khloe,) for the better, what would it be? And no, Kem, you can't say that your business is perfect becuase, it clearly isn't. I swear to god if another one of your toxic shit is at my door I will lose it. Lots of love from Iceland! (and no kem, that's not in an iceberg,) #kourtneyandkhloebestsisters #kemstopsendingmeyourtoxiclipbalm #nononoandbootybootypopjuiceforeveryone ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷

Hello to the most watermelon sisters Khloe and Kourtney, oh hi Rebecca anyways I just wanna say to Kourtney and Khloe thank you so much for reviewing my makeup product matte matte matte, I really hope you both still want to do the matte matte matte miracle concealer promotion and advertisment, I really appreciate that you both gave my products,company and customer service 5 stars full. My question is for Kim, how do you make the worst products on sim-earth, you could really been successful making bio-weapons, Jeffre sim star made a review on one of your product and thankfully he didn't applied the product directly onto his face but did applied it on to several things like a mannequin head made of rocks and somehow the mannequin head melted into magma and came to life and made weird noises, he had to use the no no no very durable box to contain that magma monster, my jaw dropped as I watch in horror with your horrible, terribly made formulation, Kim, over 10 million people that tried glow glow glow sued you, I've taken you as inspiration to never ever flop my formulation, you claim the glow glow glow dewy foundation is for the people that loves dewy finishes but however it is not dewy infact ITS OILY AND GREASY, the first ingredients on the box that came with the foundation said cooking oil and many people that have used the foundation have got third degree burn after using it not just in the hot sun BUT ALSO AT NIGHT? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE KIM? HOW DOES THIS HORRIBLE FOUNDATION CREATE A MAGNA MONSTER KIM AND GAVE THEM THIRD DEGREE BURN? Love you Khloe and Kourtney, sending much love from Malaysia ❤️🎀

-the creator of Matte Matte Matte,Aarwin.

Hello Kardasims! Long time listener, first time commenter! I owe my life to the watermelon sisters, especially Kim, her product saved my life! I was out camping in the woods when I was attacked by a giant mountain lion, and as I was cornered, my life flashing before my eyes, I had noticed on the ground beside me an unopened bottle of Glow Glow Glow hand lotion. Being an active podcast listener, I knew what to do. I unscrewed the cap, and tossed it at the lion, causing it to become glued to the ground allowing for my escape. Kim, as such an innovator of amazing products, have you ever considered launching a Glow Glow Glow survival kit of all your failed products?

hey khem, how do you feel now that taylor sim has dropped a new diss track on you (ifykyk)

its thanK you aIMee from the tortured simpoets department ,do you find her irellevant?

anyways khloe and kourtney you both are queens dont let that kim take away your shine

love you both

#flopflopflop #kimsucks #taylorbetter #khloequeen #kourtneyno #findstacy #wheresstacy #thanKyouaIMee

Hey Simsters, Khloe, Kourtney and KIMee. How are yall doing? 😍

I want to know if you all enjoyed going to therapy last week. Kourtney and Khloe, you were so brave for expressing your emotions.

For Kam, you should maybe get more therapy because you clearly need it.

I heard the SimFBI is planning to raid your factories very soon. Do you want to address the allegations?

thanK you aIMee.

#GlowGlowGlowFlopFlopFlop💋💋

Hoverboards: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Emojis: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hey Kardasims! Firstly, I want to say that Khloe and Kourtney are completely overlooking Kim as the TRUE fighter and survivor in the family. I believe she's a fighter because she has the physical qualities for it, example, the lion-like claws to cut anyone who cross her and the strength to carry heavy designer bags to defend herself. Our manly big back queen 🥰 I also believe she's a survivor because she's overcome numerous challenges without giving up. Challenges such as the countless business failures and rebrands, nuclear explosions and chemical burns from Glow Glow Glow, not to mention, THEE divorce of the century, among many many others. She's truly inspiring! Kham has not only encouraged us to "fake it till you make it" as in being delusional, but she's also shown us the techniques on how to do scary voice effects for Halloween or voice acting gigs. With that grating voice of hers, she sure does it SO effortlessly! And because of her, I've landed a job as a "voice actor" for this upcoming revenge-horror short film, 'Look What You Made Me Do (Taylor'sim Version)'. For that, I want to say thanK you aIMee, I meant Khem. 🥰 Btw, You're gonna be hearing from my.... I mean Taylor's lawyer. We're still not forgetting how you use her name without paying royalties for the Glow Glow Glow Medusim snake juice line.

-x🐍