EPISODE 98 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Being paid to attend weddings: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Love y’all simsters from Alberta (No Khem this is not in America.)

Booty Booty Broth Juice, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

SimFlopTok, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Mocking your sister because she is a stupid bitch, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Dying by Glow Glow Glow Face Cream, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hey Kardasims, I have a question for the best lawyer and bioweapon creator, Kim. I recently bought the Glow Glow Glow face cream, I accidentally dropped it and the container broke and to my surprise, it melted the floor. What was in that face cream, Kim.. anyways love you guys stay watermelon, fighter and survivor Khloe and Kourtney the most energetic person.

Hey watermelons!! I want to ask the glo glo glo queen Kim and the fighter and survivor Khloe, will you guys be running for president and do another debate? By the way, I would vote for Khloe because she is strong and a good leader of HER podcast. Anyways I want to ask Kourtney, who do you think would be the better president? Much love, from Miami. 🖤🖤🖤

Dear sisters, I wanted to personally thank kim for her innovation unique novelty packaging and products she makes, I have tried your glow glow glow skincare set which contained a cleanser, a glow essense, glowing serum and finally glow cream. my skin has never felt better and I feel so much confidentier and khloe might be thinking right now that I am "fake" but actually I read the instructions carefully and it worked for me it's all about recitation and dedication.

Kim you are so watermelon and a creative business woman

khloe your booty booty pop juice taste like sh*t

kourtney.... you are watermelon 😍

UHHHHH ayo,

it’s de nicki minaj and this is directed to kourtney…

how dare you leave me in that rank room with that bigfoot ho. when i catch you kourtney, hold on to ur lice filled hair🎀🌸🩷

Hello watermelon sisters, I am currently facing 10 years in jail for my action that I think was an accident. Am I in the wrong? Here’s what happened:

I went to my local simtarget looking for some booty booty pop juice after hearing about its wonders on your podcast. I was walking down the aisles when I ACCIDENTALLY bumped into a “glue glue glue”(?) advertisement stand, I didn’t get a chance to look at the name correctly because immediately after the products fell, they blew up all over the store. The store quickly turned into a war zone with these land mine products. The cops were called and after reviewing the footage on the cameras they found me guilty of 12 injured and 26 severely injured, including me. I will never be able to hear out of my left ear again, and on my first day of court the judge threatened to give me an extra year for yelling “HUH?” because I could not hear.

Next week is the second day of court. I heard one of you sisters had legal experience so maybe one of you could represent me. If not I will gladly keep listening to your podcast in jail!

Hi Its Kayla,To the most watermelon sister, I LOVE YOU KHLOE AND I HAVE TRIED YOUR BOOTY BOOTY POP JUICE WORKS WONDERS😫 AND NOW I MIGHT EVEN LOOK LIKE YOU, A LEGEND! to the least watermelon sister, Kim is so delusional and I have hives and hepetatis b because of your GLOW GLOW GLOW, i would like to see you in court. LOVE FROM ASIA

That's so watermelon: Vinyl albums

Hello Kardasims! 🍉First, I have to say that even though all of you except Kim are great in your own way, my favorite Simgm character has got to be Britney. That is because she is very sweet but also keeps it real and isn't afraid to stand up for herself, like when Khloe was being aggressive towards her in the World's Worst Cop video.

Anyway, I have one question for each of you.

To Khloe: Which of the following things could you give up for life?

-Having a revenge body

-Being the ambassador to Booty Booty Pop Juice

-Having the label of Fighter and Survivor

-Calling people out for being stupid bitches

To Kourtney: What would be your favorite word if the word "No" did not exist?

To Kim: What are the 5 stages of mitosis? I'm asking because when Zack asked you last time you fell asleep.

Hope all of you (except maybe Kim) has a super watermelon day!

Hello sister, i listen to your podcast everytime i need to practice my english, I greet Kim for being the actual fighter an survivor, your product is so good that everyone in my country is praising GLOW GLOW GLOW and burning Booty Booty pop juice because a girl used it and exploded. Khloe, I'm seeing you, you are going so down. I also want to say hi to my queen Kourtney who is an inspiration for life, she teaches me how to say no to bad vibes and also good vibes fr. My question is for kourtney and kim, isn't it better if you get rid of khloe and invite da nicki minaj instead?

Playing in someone's Jam: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon? Beautiful crying over a lost bracelet: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon? Changing, adding lettters in people's name, for example (I -> E) to call them: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Hello to the best more beautiful most incredible sisters in the world and Kim😒 I’m here to say that I bought the new glow glow glow eye drops because my eyes were hurting and I saw a ad on booty booty pop juice saying that booty booty pop juice has collaborated to make eye drops so I bought it the next day I get a email saying that it will come in the next 29376627839917364738293738 hours but if I wanted next day shipping I would have to pay a extra 49 million dollars and since I wanted the eye drops so bad I paid the extra 49 million dollars the next day I was coimg back form work at night time I saw a glowing green light shining from outside my house turns out it was the glow glow glow eye drops I bought well the second I picked it up I started flying but anyway when I got inside my house I opened the eye drops and it came in a no no no golden black sliver limited edition box I was thinking how funny it came in a no no no box once I got it out of the box it came with a book of instructions with 296528488528965188769696972626383832662 pages in it but I couldn’t read it because my eyes were hurting so i used the glow glow glow eye drops and not even 3 minutes later I started shouting lasers out of my eyes and I was able to see through walls and the lasers were so powerful I cut my whole house in half mind you I started flying atfer cutting my house in half now atfer that 69 years has passed by my eyes went back to normal but sadly I’m now homeless because of Kim’s glow glow glow eye drops now I will be suing Kim for 726299715293852828362929467663837266293626198364939282 million dollars and I want a new house with that lawsuit to Kim I’m coming for you and I’ll take everything you have and I’ll make sure you never sell anything ever again #kimneedstostopsellingthings #KhloeandKourtneyarethebestsisters #getridofglowglowglow #floptok🤞🤞👄👄🪳🪳#nonono&bootybootypopjuiceforever

This is so watermelon I’m a dog

Hahahaha someone has a fan!!

CANNIBALISIM SO WATERMELON OR SO NOT WATERMELON the audience needs to know after recent development!!!

Birkin Bags, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hi Kardasim sisters, Fighter and survivor Khloe Roach🪳💖 and Nonchalant and unbothered Queen Kourtney💋. Not you Khehm💩, skanky ass bitch. I'm new to the Kardasim podcast and l've recently had an encounter with one of Khehm's products. I was thrilled to try out Glow Glow Glow's latest creation, the "Bio-Glow Serum,"' after I saw it on SimAmazon a few days ago. I was interested because it only cost $69 Billion, which was a bargain.

When my package arrived, it was accompanied by another package that contained a 69 000 paged instruction manual which I read and followed attentively. Excitedly, I applied it before a date night, imagining the compliments I would receive on my glowing skin. My skin felt so smooth and radiant, and all my blemishes had disappeared.

As I was seated at the restaurant while waiting for my date. I felt a strange tingling sensation. To my horror, my skin started emitting a faint glow that intensified with each passing minute. By the time my date arrived, I looked like a walking disco ball under the restaurant's dim lights! Everyone was looking at me and I felt embarrassed.

Suddenly, my body started to blow up and I started to float towards the sky. I kept on floating and floating until I exited the atmosphere and into space. Kim's bio hazard serum had turned me into a freaking miniature sun. My date has tried contacting the Glow Glow Glow customer care line but it kept on saying that the number doesn't exist. I have been binge listening to your podcast since I've been up here and I've learnt about the danger Glow Glow Glow products are against potential customers.

Khloe and Kourtney, could you please ask Elon SimMusk to please send over a bottle of Booty Booty Pop Juice Strawberry flavored Juice and No No No Go Back Home Box? Please, l'll pay you $69 Trillion each. And to Khehm, you're a failed businesswoman, failed lawyer, crusty musty dusty ass bitch who deserves a taste of her own medicine. You will be hearing from my lawyers, who are much more competent than you'll ever be.

Stay watermelon sisters, not you Khehm.

Love from South Africa 🇿🇦❤️

#strawberryissowatermelon #bbpj #nonono #khehmisaskankybitch #whereisStacy #Kockroach4lyf

hello kardasims! i just wanted to say hi to the two most watermelon sisters, kim and kourtney. it must be hard dealing with the angry, annoying, and least watermelon sister, khloe. i want to congratulate you both for being fighters and survivors and putting up with her constant nagging and delusions! anyway, kim i recently bought your glow glow glow orange soda perfume. i was a bit skeptical before my purchase due to recent complaints towards your company. but i love the perfume! i sprayed it on my clothes before putting them on and then left them to air dry for 72 hours as it said in the instructions to avoid burning, and it worked out fine! i love the scent of the orange soda and it lasted me through two washes. im delighted with my purchase! love you kim and love you queen kourtney. p.s kim has a sexy voice 💓 #kimorange #nonono

Sitting on the iron throne: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Six Splash

So Waterballoon or So Not Waterballoon?

Hi Kim I tried your new glow glow glow nail polish and it bruned the flesh off of my nails can I get my 2000$ back…or I will sue

hey kardasim sisters, khloe, kourtney and the other one! i just want to say that the glow glow glow sister's products have often come in handy when i was in need. her lipgloss was used as a smoke grenade when it was needed (dont ask) and her face masks were used as cup holders when they hardened. but other than that, i love using kourtney's no no no mansion in a boxes for my hide aways and booty booty pop juice to enhance and make my booty more plump. love from missimsippi!! #glowglowglowsucks #loveyoukhloe #loveyoukourtney #buythemerch #whoskim #nonono #bootybootypopjuice #kockroach4eva

Fourth of July: So Watermelon or so not Watermelon? 🍉

Sleeping: So Watermelon or so not Watermelon? 🍉

Hi Kardasim sisters!

I am Olly from Simphilippines. I just want to say a huge thanks to Kim for inventing Glow Glow Glow. Because of her, no one in their right mind would ever try me again because I would throw one of Kim's bioweapon products in their faces which would mutate them into disgusting stupid bitches with faces not even a mother could love. Everyone should give a Glow Glow Glow a chance, no one could make a perfect bioweapon like Kimberly Kardasim. Stay Watermelon you guys!

#BestBioweaponInventorKim #Khloethemotherofallfighterandsurvivors #NoNoNosupremacy #CertifiedKockroach

I was given the idea to make this by Queen Khloe a few podcasts ago when she sang it, so ALL CREDIT GOES TO HER!!!! Stay Watermelon Khloe and Kourtney, the best duo podcast hosts of all time!!!

https://youtu.be/8xj5FUB9MT4

Hi watermelon kardasims! My name is ila! I pronounced as 'e' in the alphabet! La as pronounced as La La La La La! Love your singing Khloe! Stunning as always Kourtney! Beautiful as ever Kim! I recently wanted to try out all your products so I did. I bought BBPJ golden watermelon flavor and when I opened the cap, the strong smell of the best fruit entered my nostrils and relieved all my stress from life! 10/10 so far! I drank it, half a bottle per day as instructed, the moment I went outside, everyone was complimenting my butt saying it looked like 🍑! Love it so much! I'm rating it 5/5⭐

Next Kim's Glow Glow Glow! Once I entered the shop, the employee was super nice! Felt like a friend, super inviting! Loved it! I got the fingerprint remover that costed $200 million! Super cheap! Now, I did something rare that no one else did. I read all the instructions it gave me. I got books, and had to borrow Einstein's brain for a quick minute to read it. It was a lot of effort but I wanted to be super duper clear using it. After 2 months I could finally use the products. Even tho it says 'fingerprint remover' it does not remove your fingerprint! Don't worry guys no one died and no glowzillas were created accidentally. Basically, it removes whatever object that touched your finger! So simple right? Basically loved it! 4.5/5⭐ Kim, it was just too much of a hassle to read but nonetheless so watermelon!

Last but not least, No No No box. I wanted a huge one to contain Glow Glow Glow products after using them for my YouTube video to show people how to use it correctly. I went with a super sealed proof, titanium glass box that costed me $2,567,000,000. Since I am a regular for No No No I got a 0.5% discount! Thanks Kourtney! It was so cheappp! I put all my Glow Glow Glow products and nothing happened. Loved it! 5/5⭐! Thank you, you three! You're all so watermelon!

Hey Kardasims, if you were stranded on a deserted island and could only bring one makeup product and one Kardashian, who would you bring and why? 😂🌴💄"

As for my favorite sister, I'd have to say Kim is my favorite! She's always in the middle of the drama and her over-the-top reactions are hilarious. 😄👑

Kardasims in granny or piggy ft Nicki Minaj would be cool

being delusional being released in 2029, so watermelon or so not watermelon  (ep 57)

Hi amazing sisters, well the two that matter .... Anyways I just want to say that Kim is a PSYCHOPATH, but everyone already knows that. I have been having a hard time staying up because of work, college, and every day things. I've listened to the podcast and learned from episode 91, Kim was creating the glow glow glow coffee. I thought nothing of it and drank my regular coffee. When I was getting ready for work one day, I ate breakfast and drank my regular coffee. WHEN I NOTICED MY HOUSE WAS BROKEN INTO!! with glass shards on the kitchen floor! I also noticed my coffee tasted a bit funny kinda like.... orange soda flavor?🤮... I ran to my pantry and saw a BUNCH OF GLOW GLOW GLOW COFFEE replaced my REGULAR COFFEE! Also with a sticky note that said "your welcome(smiley face) K-" . .... Then everything went DARK! I woke up in a hospital bed and the doctors told me I HAD BEEN IN A COMA FOR 6 MONTHS, EVER SINCE THAT 91st PODCAST CAME OUT!!!😡😡😡 I AM FURIOUS WITH YOU KIM, I KNOW IT WAS YOU!!! IT IS NOW THE FIRST OF JULY!!! I WAS FIRED FROM MY JOB AND FAILED ALL MY CLASSES!!!! NOT ONLY THAT BUT EVERY TIME I SHOWER, I GROW MONSTROUS TENTACLES OUT OF MY BACK!!! JUST LIKE KIM SAID WOULD HAPPEN IN THE 91st PODCAST!!! How did Kim even know about my situation and how did she know where I live?!! KIM NEEDS SERIOUS MEDICAL HELP!! I was just another innocent victim. Love you Khloe and Kourtney💗 F*#k YOU KIM. [Update: I JUST NOW REALIZED KIM STOLE MY CREDIT CARD AND MAXED OUT MY SCHOOL AND WORK MONEY FOR THE GLOW GLOW GLOW COFFEE...SEE YOU IN COURT BI*@CH!😡😡😡].

Dear kardasim sisters, I bought the new glow glow glow Ass ass boom soda kit with 4 different flavors for 172.63$ 8 months ago and it arrived today thrown in through my chimney. I thought nothing of it and proceed to opened the damaged box and when I opened it it was cans of soda. I ordered different flavors but I just got the orange one even though I ordered the variety pack not the kim special pack or the orange because orange soda is gross and strawberry soda and watermelon soda are so much better! When I took a sip of the questionabley smelling Ass ass boom orange soda I immediately threw up and I went into a seizure like state bubbling out the mouth while my skin started splitting. Luckily my family was there and took me to the hospital. The tiny ammount of orange soda I consumed sent me into a coma and I only have 2 days to live before my stomach literally explodes and nukes the whole city. They already evacuated everyone and I hope no-one gets hurt.... Kim I'm Suing and you're never getting away with this kem. Also Kourtney and Khloe stay watermelon!

Who's the Smartest: Whangam

Hatsimne Miku: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

Dauntless Manifesto (CupcakKe's new album)

So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

POOKIE, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello, My name is Jill Sim-Valentine. I am from the RESIDENT SIM EVIL universe, & I am here to tell my story.

I was recruited by Albert Weskim into the Special Tactics and Rescue Services (S.T.A.R.S.), an elite unit of Watermelon Police Department (WPD) that relied on military veterans and weapons-trained scientists to solve serious crimes in Watermelon City.

Recently, We were sent on a mission to investigate the sudden dissapearance of the other half of our team which were sent to investigate in the creepy Arkimlay Mountains.

When we arrived we were immediately encountered by a bunch of violent dogs that seemed to have some weird glowing substance around their mouth. We immediately fled to the nearest secure location we could find, A big mansion that had a big sign outside it that contained the letters “G.G.G.”

Me & my remaining comrades went to go explore this big mansion, Only to find that it had contained a lot of monsters, which all had the same glowing substance around their face like the violent dogs we had found. After investigating this weird mansion furthermore, I had deduced that the mansion was a cover for a bio-weapons research laboratory under the control of Glow Glow Glow Corp. Which had been the biggest donor to our team. Even though I suspected my close comrade to be a traitor amongst us, I discovered that it was not him but to my suprise, It was our team captain, Weskim. He was on a mission from Glow Glow Glow to retrieve bio-weapons research, then destroy the laboratory and kill the S.T.A.R.S. team to silence witnesses.

The violent dogs and cannibal murders were found to have been the result of the TripleG-Virus, a bio-weapon which had leaked out into the surrounding area. I had to take down Weskim, but before he died, he activated a renegade bio-weapon-designated "Glowzilla", I had to take it down using my fighter & survivor will & strength. After, me & my comrades escaped the lab before it exploded, via the chopper that Weskim was planning to escape in.

My question is for Kim, the founder of Glow Glow Glow corporation.

Kim, why would you create bioweaponry knowing that millions of innocent lives are at risk?

For Khloe & Kourtney, I hope you both stay true to yourselves & don’t copy the kind of evil that your resident sister has reached.

With love, Jill Sim-Valentine.

HELP ME KHOLÈ AND KOURTNEY !!! I don’t know where the fuck I am, one moment I was at my cozy No-No-No deluxe apartment, drinking my booty booty POP juice strawberry and kiwi flavour, when I heard a noice out my door. I checked through the peep hole at my door and I saw an army of Hideous lizard/ man and kehm with a mega phone screaming “ATTACK “ I quickly hid my phone in my brazier and took a sip of my booty booty pop juice for strength and got ready to be taken away by Kim and now I’m tied up in the underground facility. I do not know where I am. I believe Kim would want to change me to one of those hideous monster. Anyway I have ordered a No-No-No black teleportation box to get the HELL out of here. now Kim, yes you, don’t think you have won . I am coming for you once I escape from this place. you are DONE ! YOU as In Kim 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸

You got Krissed,so watermelon or so not watermelon?

To my dear bootyholeesse collecting pantry masteresse revenge body ways seductress gass passing final girl master master chef winner anger issues class gradué respectfully talking spirits telepath and host of the Khloe kardasim podcast, mother cockroach Khloe:

My name is Klow's Glowing Cockroach Pantry Hole, and I have a story to share about how Glow Glow Glow ruined my life. Yes, you read that right – my parents had quite the sense of humor. I was gifted a surprise Glow Glow Glow product by my well-meaning but obviously misguided friend. Little did I know, this gift would turn my life upside down in the most unimaginable ways.

It all started on a seemingly ordinary Tuesday. My friend, Luminous McShimmer, decided to surprise me with a "Glow Glow Glow Ultimate Radiance Kit." Now, I had heard the legends and the horror stories, but I thought, "How bad could it really be?" Foolish, I know. The kit promised to give me a glow so radiant that I would outshine the sun. What it didn't mention was that I would soon become a beacon of chaos.

Eager to try my new gift, I followed the instructions to the letter. First, I applied the "Radiant Rejuvenation Serum," which smelled like a mix of burnt rubber and lavender. The instructions said to leave it on for ten minutes, but within three, my face felt like it was being licked by a thousand fire ants. I ran to wash it off, only to discover that my skin now had a permanent neon green tint. I looked like a radioactive cucumber!

Next, I applied the "Glow Glow Glow All-Night Brightening Mask," hoping it would counteract the green disaster. Instead, the mask hardened into a cement-like shell. I had to chip it off with a butter knife, and by the time I was done, my bathroom looked like a construction site. My face, however, now resembled a disco ball, glittering in all its unfortunate glory.

Things only got worse from there. The "Glowing Goddess Body Lotion" promised a silky-smooth finish but instead turned my skin into a sticky mess. Every time I moved, I stuck to everything – my clothes, my furniture, even my poor cat, Sparkles. She now avoids me like the plague.

The final straw was the "Ultimate Radiance Hair Mist." I thought a little shine in my hair couldn't hurt, right? Wrong. The mist turned my hair into a solid block of glittery cement. I couldn't even get a comb through it. Desperate, I tried washing it out, but it was like trying to wash off superglue. Eventually, I had to shave my head.

Now, I have no hair, a green face, and a cat that refuses to come near me. My friends call me "The Glowing Hulk," and my pantry hole is the only place I can hide from the world. Every time I look in the mirror, I'm reminded of the horrors of Glow Glow Glow.

But the nightmare didn't end there. One fateful night, the toxic fumes from the Glow Glow Glow products must have wafted through the city, because suddenly, Glowzilla emerged from the depths of who-knows-where, drawn by the bioweapon-level hazard toxins. Glowzilla started rampaging through the streets, clearly agitated by the noxious smell. It was chaos – people were running and screaming, and buildings were shaking.

In my desperation, I remembered I had a bottle of Booty Booty Pop Juice Stacey Edition, which I had conveniently ordered through the Pass Gass app. I figured, if anything could counteract the disaster that was Glow Glow Glow, it would be Stacey's magical concoction. I ran out into the street, dodging debris, and flung the Booty Booty Pop Juice at Glowzilla. Miraculously, the scent of the juice calmed the beast. Glowzilla took one whiff, did a little shimmy, and then, to everyone's amazement, turned around and lumbered back to where it came from, leaving the city in peace.

So, dear Khém, please take my story as a cautionary tale. Glow Glow Glow may promise radiance, but what it delivers is a glowing nightmare. At least I can say that the Booty Booty Pop Juice saved the day – and the city. Be wary, my booty booty pop connections informed me that they managed to track down stacey's steps and once we get a hold of her we"ll make sure to take you to jail where you belong where they'll place you in a no no no kim is a skank bitch jail box where the guards will be torturing you using your own awful product.

Forever glowing (and not in a good way),

Klow's Glowing Cockroach Pantry Hole

"mothering" so hard - so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hi Kardasim sisters!

First of all, I would like to say that all of you are so so watermelon 😍🍉

Just recently, I found out that my dad has been diagnosed with colon cancer and I can’t help but worry about him and his health for the future. I want to have a positive attitude but it’s hard when many people lose their lives when fighting for it.

Can you guys give me some advice on how to handle this situation and to stop worrying as much?

You guys never fail to make me smile or laugh even though this stressful situation I am in and I appreciate you three so much, stay watermelon!! 😘

Hello Kardasim sisters! I have a 2 questions for the three of you,

1st one is what can you guys say about the Bentley fight?

2nd one is which of the three of you is the one who always starts the fight? For me its Kourtney WHEN IT COMES TO HUMAN WORLD because she is mostly at the fighting moments.

Anyways Khloé I love your perfectionism and yourpersonality especially in the KUWTK episodes,Kourtney you look great as always but go work your ass off,Kim you carried the entire family

But go close your legs bitch.

Love from Philippines🇵🇭

🍉🍉🤎❤️💙💜💞❤️‍🔥💖🤩🍉🍉

Bitterness, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

(This may be long but it is a deadly serious matter one that could bring the sim world to an end)!!!!!!!!

Good day Khloe, Kehum and whatever that other one'sname is, Whoretny i believe. My name is Martinia Simner Limpuwamp, I am a worker at that mute sisters No No No Factory I managed to find a phone hidden in a secret hole in the wall. Mine like all staff was confiscated but this one i found was covered in blood. I tried calling the police but as soon as I did the phones power went and an alarm went off.

scared I hid in the secret hole and when the door opens I see Kourtney with two lizard guards and they drag one of my coworkers away with her saying his flesh will be perfect for the next line of box's as well as taking the phone and crushing it, they must have thought he called the police if you can hear this im sorry Danielsa.

Thankfully the hole in the wall went further and further in and after sometime digging I found my way out and managed to get to the police. But as soon as I told them they threatened to arrest me and started to chase me. I got away to a friends house and I'm using their phone to tell you all this. Please stay away from your monster of a sister, if you think Kehums business and Factory is bad you haven't seen anything till you see the No No No Factory honestly they might be in business together secretly that would explain the lizard guards. anyway I love you Khloe and Kehaum Stay safe and ill try update you at a later date if I'm still alive.

#Bootybootypopjuice

#Taylor

#SuetheNoNoNobitch

#ThankYouYe

#Happypride

if it glows glows glows and it’s pizza on you plate, so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hey Kourtney,Khloe and Khem.

My sister was half dead after someone who looked VERY similar to Khem/Kim beat her up with a Glow Glow Glow body mist I came in and had my new No No No bat which is rare to find something in the box and succesfully pulled her off my sister I used Booty Booty pop juice and No No No air which did the trick and shes better then every so now heres my question for each of you. Kourtney: How could I repay you for your amazing bat it was very painful for Khem? Khloe: I have natural dentist work considering I am a sim of melanin should I use Booty Booty Pop Juice? Khem: Why the FUCK were you beating up my sister?!?!? Anyways lots of love for you guys NOT KHEM I HATE KHEM! Love ya from Simhattam Stay Watermelon Khem stay Cantaloupe.

I'm calling out to the fighter and survivor and the most watermelon sister with the most luscious hair... KHLOE. I need your help.

I work for Kourtney, I fold her "No No No" box manually because she's too cheap to invest in machines.

Last week, I accidentally got a paper cut from working so hard folding her boxes and asked her for a break. She slapped me and said "No" and threatened to burn my house down. When I couldn't work fast because of my paper cut, she threw me inside a giant box and locked me in here and shipped me to North Simkorea with no food or water but good thing I brought my Booty booty pop delectable lunchables. YUM. She's playing Kim's horrendous song on repeat. I'm going deaf. I'm asking you for help because you're the only reliable Kardasim sister.

#KourtneyYoureAHag #boycottNoNoNo

a huge heartfelt hello to khloe and kourtney and goodbye to kim.

my question is for the 2 sisters i said hello to, is it finally time to expose the kim and her disgraceful business practises?

would you be brave enough to do a documentary inside glow glow glow and vanish? i would be more than happy to provide the necessary protection equipment for you both FREE of charge. this has been tested by the FDA and it’s proven to have 100% protection against nuclear weapons and glow glow glow.

i appreciate that this would be a HUGE commitment and big risk. but you would be doing the whole world a huge favour, and your reputation would be through the roof. it’s time for the truth 🤍🙌🏻

#thanKyouaIMee #goodbyeKIM

Hey Kardasim Sisters! I’m a Scientist at the Lab lab lab laboratory, (WE DO NOT WORK FOR GLOW GLOW GLOW!!!) we work with the SBI. The SBI did another raid of the glow glow glow factory, and you would not believe what they found. At the factory, they turned on all conveyor belts and there was only one not working. they started pulling the belt off and a staircase was revealed….. they went down the steps and found strands of hair and fingerprints…..they brought it back to me to be DNA tested and i was SHOCKED at who’s DNA it was. It was Stacy’s……. I immediately reported this and the SBI are now questioning suspects at Glow Glow Glow. They are coming for you next Kim. #Justiceforstacy PS. I think you guys should do a worlds best business manager contest! You should all be in charge of a business for a day, and see who will run it best. (I think Khloé will run a business the best considering how organised her pantry is)

Hello Kardasim sisters! I've been listening to your podcast since episode 01 and by now have listened to each episode at least twice. It's your podcast that I press play and then fall asleep to. By now I think we all know what the 03 sisters are like. Kh'em is delusional, delusional and never gonna be a lawyer. Khloe is a fighter & a survivor with a delicious anger. Kourtney is very close to attaining enlightenment through the gains of a lifetime blocking out the world. Though I understand why Khloe & Kourtney treat Kh'em the way they do because, for the most part, she deserves it. Because if left unchecked she'll end up irradiating the entire sim world and kill everyone, but in the end won't even realize that she's the one responsible. But you do have to recognize her courage and persistence in not giving up on her dreams even though she should be locked up in a cold, deep dungeon somewhere.

Out of the three sisters, I'd say Khe'm is also the one who cares the most about her family. I've noticed every time Khloe is about to explode (due to her largely untreated anger issues), Khe'm is the one who first steps forward to calm her down but ends up getting cussed at by the Booty-Hole Ambassador. She's the one who's the most patient with your overlord Kris. She also tries with Kourtney but we all already know that's pretty useless.

So I really think you two have to be a bit more kind towards Kh'em. Because at the end of the day, she'll always be your ride or die (or perhaps the reason you die). Maybe blow up Glow Glow Glow first and then be kind to Kh'em. Love you sisters + Kris and keep making podcasts. Hope to hear something special the day you're making out episode 100 !!

Love from Melbourne! (which is in Australia Khe'm, not anywhere else!)

my comment got picked that is so watermelon (no no no gummies)

Khloe please stop talking with that condescending aggressive voice. I'd let Kris takeover ANY time when Khloe opens her big fat mouth. And fix that anger issues, we don't want the world to end up covered in lava because of your moods and steam coming off your ears, Khloe. Kidney! How are you? I know it's not your name Kourtney but it's such a cute nickname! Hope you are doing well (same for you Kim) Love NoNoNo and GlowGlowGlow! please cover khloes mouth with a tape for the whole podcast today PLEASE. Btw kim! (The business woman of the century, most watermelon, best sister, lover, fighter and survivor and SINGER) I use your voice as an alarm clock. It has that assertiveness I need to wake up to but gentle and calming at the same time. It goes "WhHhHhYyY"because WHY do I have to go to school URGH! #fromsimgapore #kimsmyfav #glowglowglow4eva #khloe_dont_smash_the_table

Malika Sim Haqq: So watermelon or so not watermelon

Full moon by Brandy Sim Norwood: So watermelon or so not watermelon

Hello Kardasim sisters! So I was out on a camping trip with best friend in the whole world, Carolynnyoncé. We chose this location in what we thought was the middle of nowhere. We began collecting wood for a fire until a deafening whistle PIERCED through the silence. My chair flipped over because I was so scared. The whistle was abnormally loud but still kinda distant. My friend broke the silence and said we should leave in the morning. I agreed. As the night went on, we didn't hear anything else. That was until when we were cautiously talking I saw something fly over my shoulder and into the fire. It was Glow Glow Glow hair spray. We screamed bloody murder as the fire grew larger than Kims waist. We both ran in the darkness after realizing it was a glow glow glow product because it was CLEARLY the safer option. I saw a terrified look on my friends face when she looked back. I looked back too and what I saw was probably the most terrifying thing I have ever layed my eyes on. It was KIM with A VANISH EMPLOYEE sitting like statues in OUR CHAIRS looking at us. (surprised they didnt break). Kims mouth was wide open and she looked like shit. Kim ur botox has migrated get that shit fixed bitch. Ur scaring all of us. Anyways we blinked and the fire was GONE. We ran for our lives because we heard what we think was Kim quickly running at us on all fours, we turned on our flashlight and yep. it was KIM, and she was letting out this loud disgusting noise and this putrid smell that smelt like rotten eggs. So we did what anyone would have done and bear sprayed that bitch. Unfortunately we forgot about the vanish employee and he tear gassed us. We are now trapped inside the Vanish Headquarters and they have been talking about what KIM wants to do to us. You HAVE to send help. or just slap her again please. that bitch is dumb. and when we escape, get ready for more bear spray. My question is for Kourtney, how would you plan an escape from vanish headquarters?

Also Khloe can you create a new product that can get us out of this dirty stank broke bum rock licking bitches facility? Kim we now know you are broke, you should never have conversations in front of people who can expose you just like that. Love from Florida!!!! (not for you Kim)

Melanie Sim Martinez, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello my 2 favourite watermelon sisters, Khloe and Kourtney😍and no one cares about you KEM😪

This is my first time commenting so hopefully my comment can make it to the podcast. So the other day i ordered a limited edition no no no box filled with imaginary moon rocks for 5 billion sim dollars and limited edition booty booty pop boba in a can. When they finally arrived, they were filled with glow glow glow stink bombs, the glow glow glow LITERALLY EXPLODED IN FRONT OF MY FACE, MY FACE WAS LITERALLY MELTING OFF, the only decision i had to do is to pour the booty booty pop boba on my face on hopes it recovers, as soon as i pour the booty booty pop boba on my face, i can feel the fantastic milk tea and boba recovering my face and I put the no no no box filled with imaginary moon box on my face and it feels like I'm standing in front of heaven's gate. I'm thankful for Khloe and Kourtney for making special and fantastic products, and KEM I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE PLANTING YOUR NASTY UNUSABLE "PRODUCT" IN MY PACKAGES YOU ARE GOING DOWN YOU STUPID BITCH. Lots of love from Malaysia🇲🇾 and no KEM Malaysia is a country, NOT a castle in California #rescuethepeoplefromvanish #burnglowglowglowtotheground #sueglowglowglow #thankUAImee #KEMisAstupidbitch #freeroblox #taylorswiftbeatskim

Pus: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello Kardasim sisters!!!

So the other day I wanted to get the No No No X Booty booty pop juice workout mansion extreme box that is newly released. When I clicked the first link that popped up, my laptop got hacked and started playing the Glow Glow Glow jingle. And it ordered the Glow Glow Glow ultra premium diamond ultra box for 12.5 billion. When I called the call center they said “password” and when I said what password they hung up on my face and blocked my number. After 6 weeks the box arrived with a smell that is so strong that it knocked the postman right before my doorstep. I called the police but before they could arrive 10 fucking glowzillas singing the Glow Glow Glow jingle popped out of the box and started chasing my dogs with Glowtions. Because the police couldn’t do anything I called the No No No anti glowzilla line. They immediately came with a helicopter equipped with anti glowzilla box extreme and saved me, the police, the neighbourhood and my dogs. And then they gave us some bbpj to cool down and relax.

Thank you Kourtney and Khloe for saving our lives and Kim, you are literally an evil sim being.

Love you guys so much💗💗💗💗💗

#whatthefuck

#bootybootypopjuiceisthebest

#nononofan

#whereisstacey

Midlife Crisis, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hey kardasim family(Kim Kris KourtKourt Kylie)!!!!

I recently graduated highschool in June and I've been listening to the podcast since day one no lie and i discovered you guys in like 2017-18. However this isn't my first time writing

I would say hi to you Kardasims and say I love you all but that would be a lie. Thats because I only love the true business woman, Kylie. Kim I just escaped from your glow glow glow facility after being trapped here for 4 MONTHS and I am telling you if I see you bitch its on sight. Kourtney I wanna know why you planted 8lbs of illegal substances in the trunk of my matte black rolls royce. Jealous much? That gave me so many issues legally. and Khloe... ur products LIE BECAUSE WHEN I USED IT MY ASS LITERALLY EXPLODED. You took booty booty POP juice too seriously. How is it that you can make a canned airplane but you cant make good and SAFE ass products? Anyways no matter what the 3 of you flops did to bring me down, I am still thriving spiritually and financially. Thats right Kourtney, I beat all of the legal issues. But that leads me to my question which is for KIM. Why are you such a bad lawyer? Did you buy your law degree? Or did they just give it to you because they didnt want to watch and listen to you cry and their eyes and ears never work the same again?

PS you are lucky that I didn't expose anything I saw happening in your facility. But I plan to very soon. Your offer of $800,097 in hush money wasn't enough. Watch ur back KIM.

Tell Kylie I am sending love from Destin❤️🏖️

Hi watermelon sisters!

Just a friendly reminder of how points for the riddles work.

1 point for whoever came up with the answer

0.5 point for agreeing with the right answer or for partially getting it right

0.25 point if you orignally had the right answer but switched to the wrong one

Change from original idea: I halved the points so they're not inflated!

hello to the queens of the simgm world : the kardasims

first of all i'm a big fan of all of you , mostly kourtney , khloe, booty booty pop juice is so watermelon and it helps me pop my booty

anyways here is what i came here for, i am a brain surgeon/ film director and maker/lawyer (you may consider me a triple threat) recently i asked your mother kris to do a interview about your lives (don't worry she give me permission to post this message) i asked her a couple of questions about you and who you are (like why khloe is so aggressive and has severe anger issues) but the question that i've been waiting to ask her for so long is why kim is so delusional and stupid and keeps lying about glow glow glow, and she gave the truth:

the reason why kim is the way she is is because she was born with a brain tumor that she has had since she was out of the womb, the doctors found out that the brain tumor makes kim dumber and dumber as she gets older, and there's nothing that the doctors can do about the tumor, and kris kept this a secret from you guys because she thought it was no big deal, she told me that because of kim's brain tumor, she has a difficulty saying the correct words, has a struggle with admitting the truth, always taking the bad as good, and always falling for lies

when i asked her for proof, she gave me medical documents and x-ray scan results to proof kim's medical condition

now you all know the truth on why kimberly kardasim is so dumb and in denial about glow glow glow

khloe and kourtney please keep that in mind and try to find a way to help your sister (not kylie or kendall) kim with her brain tumor

stay watermelon queens

Hey Kourtney,Khloe and Khem.

My sister was half dead after someone who looked VERY similar to Khem/Kim beat her up with a Glo Glo Glo body mist I came in and had my new No No No bat which is rare to find something in the box and succesfully pulled her off my sister I used Booty Booty pop juice and No No No air which did the trick and shes better then every so now heres my question for each of you. Kourtney: How could I repay you for your amazing bat it was very painful for Khem? Khloe: I have natural dentist work considering I am a sim of melanin should I use Booty Booty Pop Juice? Khem: Why the FUCK were you beating up my sister?!?!? Anyways lots of love for you guys NOT KHEM I HATE KHEM! Love ya from Simhattam Stay Watermelon Khem stay Cantaloupe.

Hi Kardasim sisters! Especially to the most watermelon and most successful business woman Khem, I love your Glow Glow Glow products so much. That is what I would say if I was a stupid bitch. Anyway, hello to the actual watermelon sisters, Khloe and Kourtney. F you Khem you traumatized my sister. I love my sister but she is a stupid bitch and she decided to buy and use a Glow Glow Glow product. Right after she used it, her house exploded and her whole body deflated. She looked like Bella from Sim Twilight when she was turning into a vampire. Thank God I'm a regular customer of Booty Booty Pop Juice and I learned from the true fighter and survivor Khloe. I made her use it and her body turned back to normal and her ass got even bigger than it used to be. However, it could not fix the house so we bought a no no no box and she is now living there. Unfortunately, no product can cure my sister's trauma but she is now going to therapy regularly. Thank you so much Khloe and Kourtney for being the most watermelon sims in the whole sim world. F you Khem I hope every Glow Glow Glow product in existence gets destroyed Question for Khloe and Kourtney: How do you guys handle fame? Do you guys have paparazzi following you all the time? Question for Khem: When do you plan to take your own so called "business" down?

Words for Who's the Smartest Segments:

• Mirepoix (Meer-pwah)

• Legalese

• Capias ad satisfaciendum

Kris approved Glow Glow Glow products: So Watermelon or So not Watermelon?

Hey, Kardasim Sisters!

You guys are so watermelon! (Except for a certain Glow Glow Glow monster and creator)

I watched your video, "Who's The Favorite Daughter?" in "The Kardasims" Youtube channel, and I feel that while Kris said that all of you guys are her favorite daughter, she seems to favor Khem the most as she does her best preventing Kem's company from self-destructing through monetary and military support, directly participating and implementing company decisions, and even providing connections in combating her lawsuits.

I have a few questions for you guys...

Phlegm: Please explain your new business venture: Grow Grow Grow. Rumors have been popping up, saying that this new company of yours intends to capitalize the victims from your new Glow Glow Glow product: Glowing C, which was supposed to be a supplement for vitamin C but instead turns people into Orange Trees that Vanish will collect and transfer them to your Orange Farm and home orchard. Some family members of the victims said that the Orange trees that your Glow Glow Glow victims will transform into will bears their agonizing face.

Khloe and Kourtney: When will you guys and your family (except Kym) release the next set of for your family figurines? I love the Kardasim and Simjenner figures that I got last time, and I can't wait for the next one. I heard that Kris is going to host an auction for the limited edition: Ugly Crying Khym and the Kheempaloompa as means to fund the operations of Glow Glow Glow. Also, congratulations on your family (except Kheem since she did not want to participate in this cuz she thought that it would fail) earning a few tens of billions of dollars.

Who's the smartest: Kakorrhaphiophobia

Being the last sister to stay on a reality TV competition: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

To the amazing watermelon duo Khloe and Kourtney, I wanted to bring something important to your attention that greatly affected the quality of this podcast.

I noticed you two always got interrupted during the "That's so watermelon" segment by an annoying fake voice. It is called by many names such as "Kem", "failed businesswoman", "Glow Glow Glow Demon", but I believed the correct one is "stupid bitch".

The situation have gone on for several episodes now. Is this thing a ghost? Cause my heart just dropped to my ass everytime I hear its ugly cry "Whyyy???". Truly terrifying, something straight out of a horror movie.

So my question for our 2 legendary co-hosts is how are you planning to expel this evil presence from the podcast and reclaim "That's so watermelon", a phrase that you two rightfully invented and popularised?

I think the best way to do so is to invite Taylor Sim on this podcast as the words that come out of her mouth will likely become a spell powerful enough to keep Kem the Glow Glow Glow Demon at least one lawsuit away.

Hey Kourtney,Khloe and Khem.

My sister was half dead after someone who looked VERY similar to Khem/Kim beat her up with a Glo Glo Glo body mist I came in and had my new No No No bat which is rare to find something in the box and succesfully pulled her off my sister I used Booty Booty pop juice and No No No air which did the trick and shes better then every so now heres my question for each of you. Kourtney: How could I repay you for your amazing bat it was very painful for Khem? Khloe: I have natural dentist work considering I am a sim of melanin should I use Booty Booty Pop Juice? Khem: Why the FUCK were you beating up my sister?!?!? Anyways lots of love for you guys NOT KHEM I HATE KHEM! Love ya from Simhattam Stay Watermelon Khem stay Cantaloupe.

So watermelon or so not watermelon: Being on the West Coast

That’s so watermelon: Making multiple versions of your songs and albums.

Omg Hi Kadarsim sisters…. Well except for you KIMBERLY. I have very special words for you, but I wanna focus on the nicest, smartest, and prettier sisters on the podcast. Khloe I truly love your products Booty Booty Pop Juice has to offer, my ass has been growing like a watermelon ever since I’ve started drinking them! Omg Kourtney, ever since I used your No No No box to hide all my exs stuff, life has been wonderful. I don’t know how you two do it. Kimberly…. You’re Glo Glo Glo products are insanely terrible. I gifted my mother some of your watermelon perfume and it transformed her into an actual watermelon!!! Please Kimberly I want my mother back!!! Anyways all love to the TWO amazing kadarsim sisters. Love you ❤️❤️

Purple Glitch Dimension: So watermelon or so not watermelon