EPISODES 52 & 53 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Hello Kardasims, this question is for the true queens Kourtney and Khloe!

You once said you've read Kim's diary, what was the most shocking thing you read there?

Also love you Kourtney, definitely the best Kardasim!

The "Dentist"- so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hey Khloe, the true fighter and survivor, and Kourtney, the most watermelon sister, oh and hello Kim... anyway. I would like to make a suggestion, I also have two questions, my suggestion is that you replace Rebecca with Kanye, De Nicki Minaj, or Taylor Sim, just to get back at her for being such a stupid bitch. And my first question is actually for Rebecca/Kim, so is Glow Glow Glow your best achievement, if so you are really dumb. My second question is for Khloe and Kourtney, the best sisters, how disappointed are you in Kim for making Glow Glow Glow PopJuice? Btw, Khloe, I love that every time I buy Booty Booty PopJuice I get to see your face on the bottle! Love to the most watermelon sisters, Khloe and Kourtney, also tell Kendall, Kob/Rob, and Kylie that they are super watermelon!! Love from North Carolina! ❤️☺️

Hi watermelon sisters, and the delusional bitch kim , khloé you are true fighter and survivor , even if ur sisters say ur not here on earth its scientifically proven , Kourtney you are beautiful and i can stare at u for more then 10 years, and kim like I said u are a delusional bitch anyways kim I have a question for you , when the glow glow glow package arrived i was gonna open it but then it exploded and there was ass juice everywhere ? can u please tell me what to do ? thank you

Egg rolls, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Mosquitoes - So watermelon or so not watermelon 🍉

Bedsheets - So watermelon or so not watermelon 🍉

Hey Kardasims. shut up Kim. Ok as I was sayin before I was rudely interrupted by Kim’s thoughts....This ones for the amazing Khloe (not you Kim) Khloe, you‘re amazing, everytime I here your voice I smile knowing your the true fighter and survivor and don’t ever listen to Kim because your a queen and she’s a peszent your afradides the goddes of love and Kim’s stupid and has a fake silicone ass

thanks for you time

Hi Kardasims

This is for the one and only fighter and survivor Khloe. my question is since it’s almost Earth Day how can we save the earth in your opinion?

ps:Kim your kit gave me allergies. Kourtney you are queen.

In the night I heart them talk,

The haunting stories they have told,

All the customers who have bought Glow Glow Glow,

They all becomin' skinless

They all becomin' hairless

Kim,

How could you be so heartless?

hi kardasims, this question is for kourtney and kim! how would you both feel if khloe went missing? ps khloe you're the most watermelon sister!!

Hey Kardasims!!! This is for Kim. I recently bought my new GloGloGlo bug spray for camping, and after 30 minutes, it gave me rashes. My skin started to burn EVERYWHERE. The hospital bills have made me bankrupt and caused me severe trama. Your lawyers have been contacted and I am suing you for ALL of your money and more. This next question is for the (obvious) most watermelon sisters in Sim history, Kourtney Khloe. Why is Kim the way she is? I mean, she already has SO MANY LAWSUITS(including mine❤), has a divorce being filed, and a company that is going to be 6 feet under in the next week. I'm sorry to say, but Kylie Rocks has sold more than all of the GloGloGlo products COMBINED. Please help her. Much love from Texas!

Simfanta-so watermelon or so not watermelon

Love from britain🇬🇧

Btw kim is a stupid bitch love you khloe and kourtney

Dear the Kardasim sisters, especially Kourtney and Khloe.

What do you like most about Kim, Kris and Cardi? Also, glowglowglow is not that good to be honest. And Kimmie darling, why don't you like strawberry soda? It's amazing and also, Khloe makes the best salads. Also, can you maybe invite de nicki or ari simgrande to replace kim in some episodes? I'd love to have them on the podcast. Also, am i part of the family? My name starts with a K.

P.S.

Strawberry soda is amazing and i don't really like Kanye and glowglowglow needs to be scrapped

Hey Kardi sisters!! it’s my birthday on April 22 aka Earth day aka my BEARTHday, and for my bday I’d like to ask you all a question. If you had the entire world‘s attention for 30 full seconds, what would you say? Also Kim is the juiciest watermelon sister 🍑. Sending you love from California!! 💕

hello kardasims, your podcast always makes me happy when i listen to them. First of all khloe, the most watermelon sister, the TRUE FIGHTER AND SURVIVOR, kourtney the most idgaf sister, and kim, the most ... sister. i have a question for you three, will you ever throw hands at people who bully you? or place the bootyhole pics right away, like khloe, or be like kourtney who doesnt care at all or be like kim, who ugly cries? i love u three uwu

hey kardasims! your podcast is one of the only things keeping me going from day to day, and i wanted to say thank you for everything you do (except kim and her business ofc but we dont talk about that). to khloe and kim; how do you two manage to keep being stupid bitches? and to kourtney; how do you manage to be the fighter and survivor of the group? love you all <3

To Kim: First off, I'm so sorry your business went broke from all the bad products and lawsuits, but I think there's a way for you to get your financials back. How about creating a Glow Glow Glow anti-computervirus vaccine? Thank me later when you become a millionaire again. All the best from Canada xoxo

dear kardasims

my name is kentydre. am i so watermelon because my name also starts with a k?

and for khloe, my favorite sim ever. i've been having such a hard time in life lately, and i would like some good advice on how to be a fighter & a survivor.

and lastly, to all 3 of you sisters. do you think you guys will ever do a podcast episode where its just ASMR whispering the whole time?

Love kentydre, from arizona, usa 💅🖤

Hello Kourtney Kardasim how does it feel being the most watermelon and to be better than your other sisters How do you feel about Kim And Khloé😐?

Talking shit about your friend: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hey Kim and Kourtney... and other. This question is for Kimberly. Can you please describe your family members individually. Love from South Africa!

Which of your asses is bigger

Hi Kardasims #Khloethefighterandsurvivor #Kourtneythewatermelonqueen and #kim🐍 ok so my question is for all three sisters would you rather send Taylor a snake emoji or send Kim a snake emoji.

Diving boards: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Ritual Ceremonies: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Wolves: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Psychology: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Afro Hairs: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Basketballs: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Blindspots: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Posters: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Sunday Mass: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Academic Probation: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Bleeping: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Painting: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Geology: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Festivals: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Beyonce: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Memes: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Air Conditioners: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hoarding: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Being Positive: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Mowing: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Carpentry: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hey Kardasims! Divorce. So watermelon or so not watermelon?

I ordered a Glow Glow Glow Makeup Kit and Glow Glow Glow Shampoo a FEW months ago. I’ve been waiting for 7 months but where even is it? I tried calling the Glow Glow Glow call center but no one was answering 🤢. I’m going to order Booty Booty Pop Juice instead. Kim, not being rude but your product FLOPPED 💁‍♂️💯. Anyways I love you Kourtney 😔🗣.

hi khloe the fighter and survivor... kourtney the silent queen... megan... the orange my question goes to the most watermelon sisters khloe and kourtney what simgm video project do you guys like the most? megan, is it true that you're going to be a vegan cooking instructor? i actually prefer khloe no offense... love you simsters 💖 from the Philippines stay 🍉 stay away from the glow glow glow demon.

This is for Kim The business woman. I wanted to tell you that I’ve used your Glow Glow Glow shampoo already and it’s amazing. My hair is glowing and beautiful like silk. My question is “When are you gonna release Glow Glow Glow whitening Candy?” I‘m eager to used it to make my skin whiter and smoother because all of you products are amazing and I always follow the instructions. Love you all from Cambodia.❤️

Hey Kardasim. I have a question for Kim. I wanna ask you about ” How is your relationship with Ye now?” I’m just wondering that’s all. Do you still say Thank you Ye?. Please tell the listeners about your relationship with Ye currently. ❤️Love you all from Cambodia❤️

This is for Kim The Business woman and the fighter and surviver that don’t give up on anything.I just wanted to tell you that I have used your Glow Glow Glow products and it’s amazing. It made my skin so clear and bright and smooth. My question is When are you gonna release new products? I can’t wait to try your amazing Glow Glow Glow❤️Thank you Ye

A huge fan from Cambodia ❤️

Hello Kardasims!

First order of business, Khloe thank you for the money you sent me through the pass gass app.

Kourtney you are so Iconic, i would ask you a question but your answer would probably be "no", therefore my question is for Kim, the sister that should go back to school. Hi Kim, how is Yey?

Love from portugal 😘

what's up everybody, my question is for kourt. you're a stunning beauty and the voice of reason in the kardasim family. how did it feel to have kim attack you for being friends with addison simrae? love you, stay watermelon

Hi kardasims!! Idk if anyone has made this before but whatever, this is the score tally so far for the third segment, not sure if it's right though:

Kourtney - 9.5

Kim - 9.5

Khloe - 11.5

I also have a question for the three of yall. Khloe, how much of a stupid bitch is Kim? Kourtney, how do you get away with a crime? And last and also the least, Kim, how is 'Ye?

Love from the Philippines!!

P.s: My phone was lagging a lot so sorry if I commented the same thing more than once

Hello Kardasim sisters, ❤❤❤❤❤

this is a question for ALL the sisters, do you guys believe in past lives? If so who do you think you were in your past.

ps. kourtney u are super melon 🕴🏽❣

hey hotties !! this question is for the talented, multi-faceted sister - kim. you have such an amazing voice and media presence, as shown by your time on N.O.T News. would you ever consider doing voice acting? you would definitely do a better job than Beyonce in the Lion King.

to the kardasims who would you spend a day with Kris or Caitlyn btw Kris is the best

To my Favourite Kardasim sisters Kourtney and Khloe the Real fighter and survivor. Kim Glow Glow Glow is terrible I have scars and my skin is turning weird and green. You are being sued!!!! #taylorsim #glowglowglowtoxic #Yeiscrazy.

Hi Kardasims. This question is for kim. How does it feel like to be a billionaire? Love you and Stay watermelon guys!

Yesterday I tried booty booty pop juice and my ass got deflated it became flat and soggy why is this Khloe?

Hi Kim and the other ones, so I just went to the 99 cent store and bought a glow glow glow animal edition and when I put it on my horse she died! Now my question is why did you make a product for animals if it kills them. I think the problem might that GLOW GLOW GLOW IS TRASH, love to the most watermelon sister... Kylie

hi Kim and the other ones, I just bought the new glow glow glow for animals and I decided to use it on my horse after I put it on the horse she died she literally just collapsed to the ground and died. I think this is very weird since when I use glow glow glow on myself I glow, I think the problem here could be that glow glow glow is a trash product, love to the most watermelon sister of all... Kylie

Hi Kim, I just won a Guinness world record for being the first person to follow the instructions of your glow glow glow foundation properly and use it without a scratch. Can you send me more products? I can give you a free promotion at my acceptance speech😉

Hi Kim, the simforbes has just announced that you are now officially a billionaire whereas Kylie lost her billionaire status. How does it feel to be the most watermelon and richest sister and the one who invented “that’s so watermelon 🍉”?

Hey sisters! Love you and your podcast! Question for all of you, if you were made invisible, what will you do first?

Love from India!

hello sisters! Love you lots! Here's a question for all of you. Have you guys tried Indian food? If yes then what was ur favorite?

Tc!

hey sisters! Love you and your podcast! Here's a question for all of you guys. What are your biggest strengths and weaknesses?

Tc!

Hello sisters! Love your podcast! Here is a question for kim, the true fighter and survivor. Can you give three advices to start a business like glow glow glow

Tc!

Hi the kardasim sisters i LOVE ur podcast 💗

This question is for all sisters.

Who are your celebrity crushes and another one, when were you the most scared.

Love you all lots!

And Kourtney is the true fighter and survivor

Hello Kim... My sister used your limited edition glow glow glow: extraordinary hair dye. She shook the bottle violently as stated in the instructions and she sprayed it twice in her hair. Her hair literally caught on fire. The package came with a glow glow glow brand fire extinguisher (I thought that was weird) so we used that to put it out. The fire stopped but every single hair on her head fell out. The only reason I'm asking is because my sister is in the hospital with 3rd-degree burns on her scalp. Explain yourself Kim... (Hi Kourtney HI Khloe. Stay Watermelon)

Sup Kardasims. You guys read and responded to my comment in episode 24 (thanks for that). Now I have another question for you. I have 1 question for the each of you. To Khloe, the true fighter and survivor and also the cutest: Is there anything you and your family's total net worth can't afford. This includes Kanyes net worth. To Kourtney the Queen. This is more of a serious question. Why don't you care about things and say no to other people all the time. I feel like you could really be a caring person if you tried. (Did someone hurt you when you were younger?) To Kim the mediocre buisnesswoman: Do you think that you could ever give strawberry soda a chance? It's actually better than you think it is. Also side question for Kim: What do you think about all the women kanye has dated before you guys were married? After all, he is a rapper... Stay Watermelon!!!

Hey kardasims,

Do you ever change your clothes??????????????????, because I have not seen Kim without her wool bitchy ass-holder robe, Koli without her booby strippy white shirt and Kortni without her stupid 1$ grey shirt.

This question is for Kourtney: which of the three unforgivable curses would you rather let Voldemort use on kim and kourtney.This one is for all the Kardasims: every wizard who is new to Hogwarts gets their Hogwarts letters when they become 11, Khloe you are 49, Kim you are 50 and Kourtney you are 53, how did you recieve your letters after 40 years of Hogwarts tradition of sending letter to wizards on their 11th birthday?!! Or did they forget that you are wizards for 40 years, by the way kardasims you are older than you know who.

Hey kardasims, I discovered a very interesting fact that I wanted to unmask it for a long while, but I could not cause I was dealing with my lawyers trying to catch Khloiii the slutty pussy BITCH, and cause I was so busy managing my strip club and shooting my porno movies.

So I know why Khourtniii do not give a damn about anything, why she do not cry, no laughing, no fucking emotions, and that is cause her dentist is so good and that she payed half of her fortune to him so he could put all the amount of the plastic that is equal to the amount of plastic in your asses you stupid bitchez in her FACE and not get figured out by anyone at aaall, and that is why she looks 23 though she is 53 and older than both of you you STUPID BITCHEZ......

hello

Kourtney you are the most watermelon and so inspirational and wise

Khloe thanks for helping me get a revenge body

And Kim...

So my question is if you guys ever went into space (I know you already did) what would you do?

Hyelo this is for kim. i bought glow glow glow pop juice yesterday and when i took a drink my ass exploded ill see you in court. Love you Khloe and Kourtney! From the U.S

Hey kardasims and a big hello to my fav kardasim khloe. Could u tell kim to make her customer service calls longer, my skin deadass started itching and then swelling and i currently look like a watermelon SO NOT WATERMELON and i want my money back my hospital bills are sucking all my money away 🙄🤚🏼anyways love u kourtney and khloe our fighters and survivors and kim my lawyers are trying to contact u 😽💅🏼

love from sri lanka 💃🏽🕺🏼👯‍♀️

Hi Kardasims. You have discussed who you guys think is Kris's favorite (I think it's Kim). Now, I'd like to know who you guys think Caitlyn's favorite is (or to add more, who you think Boss's is). Stay watermelon xx 🍉

Hey, Kardasims!

I’ve been listening to your podcast for about 2 years now and I have to say that you three are really fun and entertaining. Even though many people dislike Kim’s singing voice, I actually enjoy listening to it.

This question is for the three of you, but the bankrupt scammer can answer first: What’s your favorite branch of science and why?

P.S. More people should buy Glow Glow Glow, as using it ensures they’ll get a revenge body like Kourtney, the sister who is very beautiful. Khloe, your blonde hair looks incredible!

Kim,

It’s time the sisters all address the rhino in the room. When will khloe and knee girl admit your voice is sexy, your company’s a smash and your songs are hits? I’m tired of the two other sisters being so delusional, they need to invest in a brain transplant from the “dentist“ ASAP!

All of my love from london (that’s in north america just incase you guys are confused)

Hey besties/Kardasims, I have a question.

kourtney,

I don’t like how you always put your two baby sisters up against each other, have you no shame? You NEED to become a better sister and role model to them (khloes already enough of a mess) otherwise I’ll have to get kris involved.

#kimthebeaut #kimsupremacy #bolies

all my love from the London sewers x

Hi to all of my angles!! (that’s how you spell the word, right kim?) I have a MAJORRR question for you all. What would you do if you were searching for Kim’s lost earring and a shark attacked you? Or worse, kris.

love from London ♡

hey kardasims, i have a question for girlboss kim, would you ever consider doing a loungewear line for glow glow glow? also any advice for any girl bosses starting out in business? xoxo love from montreal

Hey kardsims. I need some help from you. So after my daily workout I use some booty booty pop juice it worked like magic because it makes my but bigge. So after my workout I went to take a shower and I wanted to try out kims glow glow glow shampoo I used and and after I got out of the shower my hair was gone... please help me and Kim i will be contacting my lawyers for a lawsuit have a nice day.

Ice Cream Vans - so watermelon or so not watermelon.

The Sims 4 - so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hi Kardasims!

I've noticed that this segment of the podcast has just become a place where people go to slander the beautiful product that is Glow Glow Glow. I don't understand - if they have a problem, they should go to the call centre and talk there.

I've also noticed that you sisters really not tend to get along together, especially when khloe and kourtney bully kim. Instead, let's try and make things positive. So my question is, what is the best day you've had with each other?

P.S : Orange Soda is so amazing, it really does give so many nutrients. Likewise, Strawberty Soda is so delicious and has so many vitamins.

Love you all, you're all so watermelon!

Shameless plugs: so watermelon or so not watermelon

My question is to Kim, do you know what gasoline is? I ask this because your new Glow Glow Glow Watermelon Lipstick says it contains 95% gasoline, 5% of your “secret” formula, and 0% watermelon. That is literally not watermelon of you Kim.

Hello sisters

first of all we should all take a moment to bask in the gloriousness that is Kourtney Kardasim! I. Love. You. Kourtney ❤️ My question is for the wannabe lawyer/failed businesswoman Kim. I bought the Glow glow glow pop juice and i am suffering from severe diarrhoea and my ass burns all the time. I want my money back! I have spoken to momager kris and she told me that you would give me your money back so expect a call! if you don’t I will sue you and I will take everything you have.

to khloé and Kourtney keep trying to rid the world of Glow Glow Glow, stay watermelon🍉

love from Ireland (don’t do an Irish accent Kim)

Question for all the sisters, have you guys been to church? I think Kim would burn to ashes seeing as her glow glow glow has ruined so many lives. Khloe Is the real fighter and surviver, and Kourtney is so watermelon.

first of all i just want to say i love this podcast so much and all of you are so funny! my question goes to the most annoying and ugly sister: if you weren't rich and famous, what career would you have chosen to do for the rest of your life?

love from england

This question is for Kim

I recently bought your newest product Glow Glow Glow pop juice and i tried it out last week. Since then, I can't stop sharting in my pants and every time it stinks of chemicals and poison. I want a refund immediately or I will give you a horrible review and sue you. What the hell did you put in that atrocious product? and why is your brand so bad?

Hello Khloe and Kourtney,

I'm a big fan of the podcast and I noticed you guys were giving Kim a hard time for a certain product which shall not be named, and I thought to myself "surely it can't be that bad" so I foolishly decided to test it out for myself and I sincerely apologize for ever doubting you, certified fighter and survivor khloe and carefree icon kourtney alongside the 137 lawsuits this disgraceful company has faced. I don't have a question but I felt compelled to notify the bio terrorist Kim that I have spoken to a very high ranking US official in Washington and they have assured me that they'll launch a full-scale investigation on your mass extinction product that is thinly veiled as a shitty make up brand. Love you, Kardasims ❤️

Cherry Soda: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Honeywatermelon- so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hola kardasims

I have a few questions for you. At first the most Honeywatermelon sister kloe: I like this boy that doesn’t notice me (and also is kinda into my best friend) I got his snap but now we only send black pictures what can I do so that we talk? Next the... ok sister kourtney: If you were a vampire which sister of all kardasims would you get your blood from? I also have another question for you two :) If you were given a one minute ad slot during superbowl what would you do during it?

Hope y’all have fun answering

Greetings from Germany :)

Wet Wipes: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Gnocchi: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Working Together: so watermelon or so not watermelon?