EPISODES 56 & 57 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

to Kourtney

I love your message about self love and staying true to yourself, I believe you're the coolest and most watermelon sim.

I have a question for you, I always notice your skin glows in every single episode and since none of your sisters have done this already why don't you start your own make up brand.

#ThankYouYe #BlameItOnKim

Kim you SUCK!! I bought the now “GLOW GLOW GLOW SIGNATURE BLUSH” and it made my ass turn deflated. I don’t know how It did that because it’s a signature blush. I want my ass back kim.

Hi Kardasim sisters this question is for Kourtney and Khloe. How do you deal with such an annoying sister like Kim isn't she a real pain in the butt sometimes do you feel like you want to smack her? Anyways stay watermelon🍉

Building A Bitch: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Simerica’s Next Top Model: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

this question is for Kourtney and Khloe. If you had the chance to replace Kim and the choices for replacement are Taylor,Kris,Caitlyn,Nicki and Rob who would you pick and why? by the way I love you Khloe you are a true fighter and survivor and Kourtney you are so watermelon and well Kim i super love you for being the stupid b1tch you are and Glow Glow Glow should win for being the ugliest product to ever exist.

Kim's fake voice: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hey Kardasims! I have no wishes for you all other than to stay safe from the computer virus. This question is for the TRUE fighter and survivor Khloe and the dumbass Kim. Even though you guys live a luxurious life and have everything

available for lockdown, how are you two able to go to the “dentist” to get your “teeth” checked then somehow, got your butts bigger/fixed? Love from Cambodia!!!💖💖💖 Stay watermelon...

Kris Simner (Your guys's mom): so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Being delusional: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Good morning afternoon or evening to the best and most watermelon queens Kourtney and Khloe. Oh and I guess hello to you too Kim... :/ I just want to say SHAME ON YOU KIM for ruining the lives of thousands of people :( And thank you Khloe for all the hard work you have done not only for your podcast but also helping the lives of many people who are achieving to get your infamous booty. This question goes to all three sisters. If you were alive for only one week left, what would you do to make sure that you die without any regrets?

Stay watermelon! Love from England <3

Good morning afternoon or evening to the best and most watermelon queens Kourtney and Khloe. Oh and I guess hello to you too Kim... :/ This question is for all three sisters. If you were in a zombie apocalypse and 10 zombies were coming your way and the object to your right can be the only weapon used, how screwed would you be? Also do your support Palestine?

Love from England <3

Good morning afternoon or evening to the best and most watermelon queens Kourtney and Khloe. Oh and I guess hello to you too Kim... :/ This question is for the legend Khloe. Can you tell us a detailed description on how to achieve your infamous revenge body? I want to make it my goal to look as irresistable as you. :)

Stay watermelon! Love from England <3

Hello kardasim sisters! you guys are so watermelon, well Khloe and Kourtney are I have a question for Kim

Dear Kim I ordered glow glow glow and it took 6 months to get here and when it got here 2 of my items were broken why kim?

anyway I obviously didn’t buy glow glow glow to use on my face DUHHHH I bought it because I’ve heard really good things about it killing insects our home is INFECTED with ants and when we put some glow glow glow around the house never saw an ant again . so to people listening if you have some insects problems glow glow glow kills pretty much anything DO NOT USE IT ON YOUR BODY !!!!

Rob x Taylor Swift: Watermelon or so not watermelon

Good morning afternoon or evening to the best and most watermelon queens Kourtney and Khloe. Oh and I guess hello to you too Kim... :/ This question is for Kim. My sister is a very popular SimTuber called Hirai Momo. She recently bought and tested the new GlowGlowGlow hand cream but after a few minutes her hands swelled up to the size of basketballs. Sometimes a white pus like substance would leak out from her fingernails. Kim can you please explain to us what the hand cream is doing to her hands? And will they return back to normal?

if you guys had your own sitcom each, what would you name it also i stan kourtney and khloe you'll always be a fighter and survivor <3

Hi khloe the host of the podcast, the REAL fighter and survivor. Kourtney the unbothered queen. Meghan or rebecca? Your orange- so i wanna ask y'all what happened to rebecca after an hour of swimming only to find out that the most watermelon sisters dropped your diamond in the toilet. Love from the Philippines 🇵🇭 stay 🍉

this is for all sisters

if you all did a boxing match who do you think would win.

and who do you think would win:

Kim vs taylor swift

Kourtney vs Nicki Minaj

khloe vs the staff of glow glow glow

Stay watermelon guys!

Hey Khloe and Kourtney!!...hi Kim. Khloe you are my favorite because remind me of myself and inspire me to call all of my closest friends and family stupid bitches. I love you fighter and survivor queen!! Kim I will be honest I do like the song Jam, only for the beat though cause your voice is literal ass, and glow glow glow sucks and you know it, stop killing ppl, also Kanye likes Jeffree Star better. and Kourtney is the smartest and so watermelon. So I have a question for all 3 of you, if One of you had to leave all of your money to one person in the room with you, who would it be?? love from Texas💜💜

Hey Khloe and Kourtney!!...hi Kim. Khloe you are my favorite because remind me of myself and inspire me to call all of my closest friends and family stupid bitches. I love you fighter and survivor queen!! Kim I will be honest I do like the song Jam, only for the beat though cause your voice is literal ass, and glow glow glow sucks and you know it, stop killing ppl, also Kanye likes Jeffree Star better. and Kourtney is the smartest and so watermelon. So I have a question for all 3 of you, if One of you had to leave all of your money to one person in the room with you, who would it be?? love from Texas💜💜

birthday wishes- so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hi Kardasims!

Thank you Khloe for the gas money from the pass gas app.And Kim,

i couldn’t get through your customer service call so I am filling out the 50 easy questions form and why did you ask questions like “Are you stupid?”,

”Do you know how to read?” and “How many titties does a camel has”.I mean what does those questions have to do anything with

complaining about glow glow glow”.

SHAME for your demonic product.

Never buying ever again and I took back the 1 star i gave you cuz you deserve NONE!!……………. NONE!!!!!!

love u kourt and khloe

Hi to the kardasims! I have questions for the fabulous and stunning Kim Kardasim, Quiet and Amazing Kourtney Kardasim and the fighter and survivor kholé kardasim. My first question goes out to all sistars, who is the greediest bitch? My second question goes to Kim, How did you make a fantasic product, I followed the instructions and it worked like magic 5⭐. To the Quiet Kourtney have you ever looked through anyone's phones? and to Khloé, I think it's illegal to take pictures from your connections of someone's booty hole, right now they are discussing weather they should ban you here also your bootybootypopjuice burned my ass got 2nd degree burns. Anyways that is all my questions love from The Autumn World!🤚👁👄👁🤚

Moving On so Fast: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon

Time Traveling: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon

This question is for all the sisters. Do you think you would be nicer to people if people weren’t stupid and they were smart like you.

Love you all very much-Greg

Britney Spears: So watermelon or so not watermelon

Hello Sisters, I have a very important question for the fighter and survivor Khloe.

With all the past Lockdowns and quarantines, I've put on a bit of weight, I 've been craving a lot of D's... doughnuts and other pastries. Now I'd like to return to my original size, which is hard because i can't say no to a good D... doughnut. Any tips on how i can get my revenge body back while still being able to take in all those juicy and Fluffy D's... Doughnuts??

Love you ladies. and Stay Safe

Urinals: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Good morning afternoon or evening to the best and most watermelon queens Kourtney and Khloe. Oh and I guess hello to you too Kim... :/ This question goes to Kourtney. Since all of your sisters have very successful businesses and partnership deals, (even though some are terrible) if you could start a company, what would be the product that you create that outshines everyone else's products and be number one? Also do you support Palestine?

Good morning afternoon or evening to the best and most watermelon queens Kourtney and Khloe. Oh and I guess hello to you too Kim... :/ This question goes to all of you. If you were stranded on a deserted island with nothing but 3 bottles of booty booty pop juice with you, how would you use those bottles to survive on the island in time for people to come and help you?

hi to all you beautiful kardasims my question is about parenting

I have recently become a father for the first time and I’m wondering what is the best parenting advice you have ever received?

P.S my wife used glow glow glow all the time when she was pregnant and her skin has never looked better but unfortunately it did turn our baby into a flaming lavamonster. I love my son regardless and I love all you girls, stay watermelon!

I have a question for Kourtney and Khloe. Ya that’s right Kim I didn’t include you, ugly cry about it. If you were in an emo band what would it’s name be? I watch the Kardasim videos on a daily thanks for always making me laugh!

Lana del rey, so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Prison. So watermelon or so not watermelon?

this question is for kim. i bought your glow glow glow serum, my ass is now burnt, thank you. BUT i put it on my sister's face now she is buring to death thank you!

Hey Kardasims! You guys are such watermelon queens, especially Khloe. This question is for Kem, the stupid bitch sister. If Khloe the Queen and owner of this podcast, invite Taylor as a guest star in the future podcast episode? How would you feel and what would you do about it? Would you whine, sue Taylor, or leave the room? I'm pretty sure the queen Khloe would kick you out before you even try to do anything. By the way, have you ever considered letting Kanyay use your stupid product, Glow Glow Glow? Because if it's that great as you've claimed it to be, why don't your robotic husband Kanyay, ever use it?

Love you all so much! Stay safe you guys! Keep being watermelon. 🍉❤️

Hello kardasims

Do you think that Bangtan Simyeondan should do a collab with Glow Glow Glow?

P.S I think Glow Glow Glow only works with people that did plastic surgery because Kim doesnt get hurt by her products because her face is recreated

-Mccoy

Deleting unedited bikini photos from the internet: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?

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🍉🍉For the most watermelon sisters around I made this chalk drawing for you. Also I have a question for the true fighter and survivor(you guys decide who)who is the most sensitive out of the three of you?my vote is on Kim.stay watermelon!!!🍉🍉🍉

Hi Kardasims

here’s a quick lesson for Kim

1.”suspicion” is a NOUN and

“suspicious“ is an Adjective

2. Not every country is in United States.

3.Your glow glow glow is not worth it.

I’d rather buy kylie rocks and booty booty pop juice.

You’re welcome KIM

xoxo bieeeeeee

getting unfollowed on simstagram

so watermelon or so not watermelon 🍉

Hello Kardasims! You're all looking very beautiful lately especially Kim, you are glow glow glow-ing. I just wanna say that I bought all the products from Glow Glow Glow and everything worked perfectly, I look exactly like Kim Kardasim, the beauty herself! And that made me think that the people who can't read instructions that kept demanding refunds and suing me.. I mean Kim, are fake accounts made by Khloe! She is just so jealous of me-- I mean Kim. She made these accounts to make the best-selling Glow Glow Glow go bankrupt which is not the case which she clearly failed. So, Khloe, how does it feel to be so insecure to the point you make fake accounts just to make Glow Glow Glow and me .. I mean Kim, look sooo bad? I just feel so bad for you. You're such a bully.

Hey kardasims, I discovered a very interesting fact that I wanted to unmask for a long time, but I was not able to cause I was dealing with my lawyers trying to catch Kloiii the slutty pussy BITCH, and cause I was so busy managing my strip club and shooting my porno movies.

So I know why Kourtni do not give a damn about anything, why she do not cry, no laughing, no fucking emotions, and that cause her dentist is so good and that she put half of her fortune to him so he could put all the amount of the recycled plastic that is in your asses boobs and faces you stupid bitchez in her FACE and not get figured out by anyone at aaall, and that is why she looks 23 though she is 53 and older than both of you you STUPID BITCHEZ......

Kim, I saw Nicki married to Kanye and Taylor living at your house, but your house wasn't your house and your name was Rebecca, your ass and boobs were flat though you were a 35 years 100thousannaire, why?! By the way, my dreams always come true.

Also my cousin used booty booty pop juice after her traumatic experience with glow glow glow and all her third degree burns are gone and her ass has benefited greatl

Going to jail: So watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hi kardasims. Question for all 3 watermelon sisters: each sister individually rank your family members from most to least favorite (including yourself), and why. Be honest in who deserves each spot. Thanks! PS, dont try to make kim cry. Thanks! #chitown

Hi Khole the fighter and survivor and Queen Kourtney so This is a question for Kim I bought my cousin Glow Glow Glow since I could not afford Kylie Cosmetics so I bought her the Glow Glow Glow Shiny Giltter Package which included a palette,body wash and ass serum so my cousin used it and now SHES IN THE HOSPITAL WITH 10TH DEGREE BURNS ALL OVER HER BODY AND BEACAUSE OF YOU KIM SHES IN A COMA SO NOW I AM SUING YOU FOR EMOTIONAL DISTRESS AND ATTEMPTED MURDER

Hello Kourtney and Khole, and.. Whim, right? That's a weird name. Anyways, I have a question! if you could give one of your family members (NOT YOURSELF) to give 500 million dollars, who would It be and why? Also, Whim, I bought your glow glow glow lotion, and my face has swelled so much I can't see my giant nose! Shut down glow glow glow! Also, I love booty booty pop juice and Kylie's products. Booty Booty pop juice has actually HELPED my face swelling!

Love from Colorado,

Ellis

P.S

Kourtney, option on arson? 🔥

Good watermelon to the fighter and survivor kim, the one who always calm khloe, and the successful business woman kourtney.

I have a question for kim or anyone who could answer. Why lately we rarely hear kim worshipping ye?

Also love glowglowglow sunscreen! I follow exactly like what the direction says (which is don't put on ur skin and avoid sunlight) and i don't have to deal with sunburn ever again. Thanks kim xoxo

kris saying “hi sweetie“ so watermelon or so not watermelon? 🍉

Glow Glow Glow - so watermelon or so not watermelon ?

If Khloe is a survivor, Can they use Glow Glow Glow? And Kourtney is very watermelon

And Kim, can I maybe get a glow glow glow best makeup product?

Millenials: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

A Sim is Born: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

To Kim and Khloe, when you guys take a shit, does it get squeezed by your huge, fake, plastic, synthetic, manufactured ass cheeks that when your shit drops in the toilet it's flat like a pancake? Just curious :)

P.S. you're all so watermelon! especially Kourtney for being so natural yet beautiful and perfect <3

Hello Khloe and Kourtney, the beautiful queens and their royal subject Rebecca. I have to ask you, but please Rebecca don't respond because you always twist the facts abt the failing misery that is Glow Glow Glow:

How come Halle Simberry as Catsimwoman didn't come at Rebecca for Glow Glow Glow like she did with Beauline??? Glow Glow Glow makes Beauline seem as harmless as pure water and I don't understand how some people still buy it...

Sending love all the way from Beirut. Thank goodness the chemicals burned through the packaging so we didn't recieve the Glow Glow Glow shipment here.

Organ donation: watermelon or not watermelon

Hi kardasims! This is a question for all of you, when did you all first hate each other,(BTW Khloe is A true fighter and a survivor).

Toilets, so watermelon or so not watermelon

Photography: So watermelon or so not watermelon

Hello to the wonderful watermelon sisters! Khole the fighter and survivor. Kourtney the no and Kim the struggling business woman. This is a question for all the sisters, which mythical creature would you be? Mermaid, werewolf, vampire or fairy? love you guys! 🍉🍉🍉 ps Kourtney I love your lovely voice ❤️ Keep on saying no and hm.

Hi Kardasims, this question is for the true founder of watermelon, Kim. Yesterday I ran out of sink cleaning fluid so I used my glow glow glow face wash and it worked better than any other acid I've ever used. Then I used my glow glow glow shampoo to completely dissolve divorce papers my husband left me. Did you know your amazing products were so useful? Also is there a glow glow glow product that makes you look as watermelon as a new 24 year old girlfriend?

Love from saudi arabia!

This is a question for the only fighter and survivor plus most watermelon sister Khloe. how do u get rid of ur sisters when they annoy u and how do u calm down after?? Ps. Khloe please never stop being a fighter and survived stay watermelon!

Bathroom rugs - so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hello, Kardasims! You are so watermelon 🍉

I'd like to ask you three about something. I know that all of you are smart and brilliant, especially Kim.

So, name the 7 continents.

Love from the Philippines 💕

Stay watermelon, Kourtney and Khloe! 🍉💕🍉💕

Hi Kourtney and the others. I wanted to ask if you ever watched RWBY and if you have what do you think of Cinder and Neopolitan beating up the rejects called your sisters. You should visit Remnant. P.S. This message is for Khloe. Kourtney is the real fighter and surviver for putting up with you and Kim’s lack of brain cells

Hello Kardasims beautiful day right,Dear Kim,if you had a child with Kanye what will you let her(if it is a her)use your products?Kourtney,do you have a therapist?Khloe,do you think you BTS wears Glow Glow Glow?Love you all

hi

I need friendship crisis advice from the three hosts - the "fighter and survivor" Khloe, the unbothered queen Kourtney, and the most failed businesswoman of Glow Glow Glow Kim.

I was asked by a friend whether I would like to go hiking with her and her boyfriend on Sunday. Upon telling her I wasn't going to hike with them, she made a big deal out of even the smallest things, such as telling them I wasn't going to hike with them. I then changed my mind by wanting to go with them, and she made a comment saying that I don't want to hang out with them. Then her boyfriend told me that I don't need to go when everyone else is not going, otherwise, I would be left out as a third wheel. Honestly, I gave her two reasons why: the first was because I didn't want to go with both of them if everybody else is not going. Otherwise, I will be left out as a third wheel. And second of all, I want to spend time with my family. However, my friend suddenly didn't take my understanding and framing me for lying and her boyfriend also tagged her to create drama even worse and believes her of what she said about the decision I made. To all the three hosts of this podcast, I need your help on this!

First advice: I told her and her boyfriend that I decided not to go with them if everyone else is not going and the third wheel thing, even though I want to spend time with the family. Does this consider a lie?

Second advice: What would you want me to do if my friend framed me for lying? Honestly, she disrespected my decision and decided to frame me for lying that I didn't do anything wrong.

Hello from Simhio to just my girls Kim and Kourtney, the TRUE fighters and survivors. Oh, and hi Khloe. Anyway, to my girl Kourtney!

So I love Glow Glow Glow (as you could probably read by the title). I think Kim creates some of the best skin products. Thank you so much Kim for inventing Glow Glow Glow. And Thank You Ye. Without Glow Glow Glow, I wouldn't have been able to splash it on a robber's face and have their skin melt off. So useful for self defense. But Kourtney, seeing as you aren't just a fighter and survivor, but also a business woman and #girlboss, you should help market it more for self defense. I don't know why Kim decided for beauty, but she needs to get a new pr manager. Not like that beauty YouTuber who tried to get you guys in the purge and said he didn't know Glow Glow Glow like it was Mariah Carey. Glow Glow Glow outsold the house, tell me Kourtney how you will fix it up more?

Anyway, stay watermelon to Kim and Kourtney, Khloe, I think de Nicki Minaj would be better at hosting than you.

To the hosts of the Khloe and Kourtney Kardasim Podcast:

Khloe you are a brave, successful businesswoman with your booty booty pop juice. Kourtney you are a total queen and my favorite sister ever. Kim you need to be put in jail for creating such a toxic product and quit trying to be a lawyer because you’ll never be one. You’re a failure of a businesswoman and a person in general.

anyway my question is: Khloe and Kourtney do you ever think you’ll invite Taylor as a guest on your podcast? I’d like to hear her beautiful voice over Kim’s annoying voice.

love from Florida

child custody battles: so watermelon or so not watermelon

shoot, shag, marry : justin bieber, kanye, professor snape

who is the better dancer, kim or taylor?

Hi to the best sister Kim,

How do you feel about the recent reporting of allegations towards booty booty pop juice of toxicity and fraud? Will glow glow glow strike at this opportunity. Kourtney, thank you for keeping the other two in check, mostly Khloe, but I know Kim can get a little feisty.

stay watermelon Kim

Khloe, get watermelon

hi Kardasims, greetings from Indonesia (or should I say sim-donesia ;))

I have 3 questions, 1 for each of you.

first to Kim. Kim, I LOVE your moisturizer! after just a day of using it my skin is really glow glow glowing!!! however, your sunscreen burnt off all that glow... I followed all the instructions and I didn't even go out in the sun but my face in now peeling and covered in rashes. Why are some glow glow glow products just bad?

second question to Kourtney. I found a book at my local library called "no; by Kourtney Kardasim". Is that actually your book?

last question for my all-time FAVORITE sister Khloe. I absolutely adore you, you are the most watermelon, however, it has recently been brought to my attention that you have my booty-hole picture... why and how did you obtain it when you guys are in Simerica and I am all the way across the globe in Simdonesia... also what do you need it for??

although I feel hurt, scared, and very much threatened, I still love you guys.

Stay Watermelon!

Possessions: so watermelon or so not watermelon

feelings: so watermelon or so not watermelon

rock music: so watermelon or so not watermelon

there's only one right answer sisters ^_^💞 dont get it twisted

bullying: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Getting Hurt: so watermelon or so not watermelon

if a movie was made about you guys’ life, which actor would play each sister? p.s. to kim kardasim- the most watermelon, smartest, most talented business woman in the world. you are my favourite. i put on my glow glow glow foundation and then glow glow glow concealer to conceal the foundation everyday and my skin is amazing. i’m so sorry you have to put up with your dumb bitch sisters everyday ❤️ stay watermelon!

I have proof that KIM is actually the TRUE FIGHTER AND SURVIVOR and the FAKE fighter and survivor Khloe said it so herself. If you go back to ep 36 at 21:23, Khloe says “Kim maybe she [kourtney] thinks you can take care of yourself and that’s why she needs to save me” (in context of who kourt would save from a seaweed monster)

Only true fighter and survivor can save themselves from a seaweed monste.

Which means that Khloe subconsciously thinks that KIM is the TRUE FIGHTER AND SURVIVOR.

hey watermelons how does it feel to be in a older version of the sims I’m in sims 4 in my mansion @delsolvalley and wanted to know how it feels to be outdated stay watermelon khloe And NO: kourtney @kim hi my mom :Kylie wants to sue ggg for exploding my face in a rash last week for 4 Bill you better get your money love : a itching and burning storm ⛈🥵

Hi the true fighter and survivor khloe and NO: kourtney and... Kim

my question is for khloe and Kim : why do you guys fight all the time and if you could adopt one of your siblings : Kylie Kendall or rob who would you adopt

ps: kim If this is everyone podcast then everyone created that’s so watermelon

stay 🍉♥️

Destiel: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Zodiac sign:so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hey khloe how are you doing...good? Good. I WAS doing good until I bought booty booty pop juice. My ass got so big that I wasnt able to fit through the doors of my own house. I had to sleep outside in a tent because i couldnt fit into my house. You always talk about glow glow glow’s customer service but the real problem is yours. Thanks to glow glow glow queen Kim I took her ass shrinker pills and my ass shrunk to the perfect size. Thank you Kim your the true fighter and surviver...actually....your better your a defender and godess. sadly my ass still has a lot of loose skin. khloe tell me how to fix it or I will sue and kim will call her lawyer on you. Love you kim

Hii to the most watermelon sisters Khloe and Kourtney🍉 oh and hi Rebecca. question for Khloe you're quote " Don't be a stupid bitch" help me through a lot of situations, Because I have a really stupid bitch sisters too. do you have any other inspirational quotes that you can give me? btw you're a queen of the big asses and De Nicki Mina🍑👑And you're the bravest, strongest person I know. Question for Kourtney How do you deal with the haters? keep being the icon that u are. and btw Rebecca ( Kim something) you're product SUCKS it ruins my skin I will sue you and you're service is bad! I love the Khloe and Kourtney podcast.❤️ Love from San Francisco

Ice Coffee: So watermelon or so not watermelon? 🍉

Dear kardasims

I sadly have a question for Rebecca (aka Kim something) her glow glow glow lip cream shit gave me aids! Now I have 3 moths to live thanks to her. Will she give me my money back or pay for my aids? No she won’t and Rebecca don’t try and be a stupid bitch and try to say I applied the lip cream wrong I followed every instruction to the last word I even ate live duck as stated in step 5 but still I got aids as it says on the waring label. WARING WILL GIVE YOU AIDS! why would you sell such a beat down product Rebecca? This is why your loser husband Kanye left you for Britney simspears. You will never be watermelon Kim you are a sour watermelon !

Also I love the fighter and survive khole along with the Beaty kourtney.

DONT USE GLOW GLOW GLOW!

Dear Kourtney you are literally the best example of how people should be and Kim being the worst example and Kourtney well... you need to calm down. Question to Kourtney how did it feel when fell from heaven? ;) Stay watermelon🍉

Dear Kourtney you are literally the best example of how people should be and Kim being the worst example and Kourtney well... you need to calm down. Question to Kourtney how did it feel when fell from heaven? ;) Stay watermelon🍉

hey kardasims!!! so idk who tallied the scores last episode but i had a different analytics.

disclaimer: Agreement Points (words that you three say that you deserve a point for, for whatever reason you stated) are not included.

so as of Episode 54 and 55, the points are this:

Kourtney is in the lead with 13.5, Khloe is in second with 12.5, and unsurprisingly Kim is the last with 11.5

But, to my surprise, the win counts also differ!!

Khloe has 14 wins so far and Kourtney and Kim has 13.

So, I think it is safe to day that Kim is a stupid bitch. Love yall Kardasims!!!😊😊

KIM KARDASIM WEST!!!

its pride month and i haven't come out to my parents yet but i wanted to celebrate this year by doing my make up for the first time so i bought some glow glow glow products from an online girl who offered to sell it to me by the half of its actual price!! that was a chance for me as i had not a big budget..and when the products came home i waited for the chance when my parents are not home and i did a beautiful cute rainbow make up look THAT DIDN'T COME OUT OF MY FACE!!!!! god knows i've tried everything..nothing worked

i had no time as my parents were about to come home so i covered my whole face with your stupid foundation and thank god no one noticed anything

should i just accept reality and live with that make up on my face forever??????

i'm really sorry for you khloe and kourtney for talking abt my problem through the podcust love you so much guys 💗 but not this witch

Hey kim... his question is for you

Now that you don't have a YAE to thank

Every morning. What is your new routine... Btw Khloe you are the best.😘

Hello to watermelon sisters Khloe, Kourtney and Megan.

I have a question for Kim. Since you make a product that can be used as a biowaepon like any other enemies in Resident Evil series, will you be the next enemy of Resident Evil in their next series? If so, I think Khloe, the fighter and survivor, should be the main character in that game and have to defeated the Glow Glow Glow demon Kim. Kourtney, the unbothered queen, should be the mercenary that selling weapon to Khloe for defeating Kim the Glow Glow Glow demon.

That's all my question, stay watermelon guys!!!