EPISODES 69 & 70 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

hey 3 wonderful sisters! (love you khloe!!!) what are your opinions on drawing and art related things? i listen to your podcasts while im drawing and i was inspired to make a drawing of you guys! <3

Hey kardasims! I have a question for each one of you. So first, Kourtney. If you had to pick between Kim,Kris, And Khloe. Who do you think pulls off Blonde hair the best? And also, Is it just me or you never have seen you have blonde hair? is it because you don't want to have the same hairstyle like Kim? Next question is for Khloe, Will you ever make a tutorial on how you get actual good dark roots, because Kim needs to know on how to make roots not look like shit, Anyways i saved the worst for last, This question is for Whats her Name again? Was it 'Megan"? No! i think it was "Kimberly" So i saw on my TV About the new glow glow glow shampoo, I bought it. BIGGEST.MISTAKE.EVER. I used The shampoo and instead of removing my dandruffs, It fricking ADDS more dandruffs to my hair. And before you say "ReAD ThE iNsTrucTiONs CleARly" I read the intructions 10 times so i can see it because the insturctions was so fucking small, i had to get a microscope to see it. I hope Kim close down this stupid ass company.

P.S: Ya'll should totally make a special segment if you hit 100 episodes, Ya'll should make "Bullying kim" Honestly, Kim's ugly crying is so Ugly that its now funny. Have a good day Ya'll! But fuck you Kim.

Hey Watermelon sisters! I want yall to know that... The most watermelon sister is.... not Khloé because shes to cocky! But she is a true fighter and surviver, Its not Kim shes a discrace her product is trash and shes no were near to success.. Its.... THE AMAZING QUEEN Kourtney MY FAV water melon sister!!!

Kim's divorce: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Heyy'all how are you bitches doing?❤️

I'm sorry didn't mean to be rude but I'm so mad right now because I'm gathering all the side effects of glow glow glow products on and in my body, anything you could've imagine or not. Rashes, pimples, third-eye, nausea, growing-ass about to pop and even some dissolving skins.

Khloe before you call me a stupid bitch I have to address that it wasn't my intention to buy or use any of Kim's crooked brand. My 4-year-old nephew payed a visit to our house and found all these products that my mom threw years ago in the basement and poured all of them on the ground in front of the basement door. And later on I walked into basement slipped and fell on the mix of the products that's bubbling and smoking at that moment.

I write this to make a statement to Kim, I'm holding protests in my city and managing online transaction against glow glow glow which had thousands of followers, you are going down.

Hope fighter and survivor and glorious bitch Khloe and Kourtney doing well, love you guys.❤️

Hey kardasims, I just to say that khloe is the true fighter and survivor and is the most watermelon sister. if you are going to write a yearbook quote what would you write? p.s I recently bought a bottle of glow, glow, glow shampoo and I followed the instructions I currently have dandruff all over head and I even got a brain tumour i need a refund.

Nuclear Power Plants: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hi hi. So I decided to listen to Khloe and not sell glow glow glow anymore in my store and turns out it’s was a GENIUS IDEA. Thousands and thousands of people came to my store now and business is growing. which is why I would like to thank you the fighter and survivor and the best watermelon person in the whole sim world and human world, Khloe. Now moving on to my question. Kim. Do you remember how you told us to read the instructions carefully? Yea I did. It’s took me a whole damn year to finish it. The words were as tiny as a dot. A small ass dot. After reading it, the product had expire. so Kim. My question is why the hell do you wanna keep lying to yourself saying that you are not a scammer when in fact you actually are? 🙄 and also why do you keep saying that Kanye loves you when he loves Beyoncé? if you love him than you would let go if him and let him live his life. Stop lying to yourself and by the way your product is a peace of TRASH!!!!! I love y’all 😘 from sim New York

hello kardasim sisters! my name is jaidyn!

just wanted to let you guys know that i bought some glow glow glow scratch free shampoo and all the itching went away! honestly the best product i’ve ever used..meanwhile i watched khole’s workout routine and my ass did not get bigger..instead kim’s glow glow glow products helped grow my ass a lot more, and for that i thank you kim! (stop making products khole), and i’m still waiting on my no, no, no products, super excited to get them!

Hi sisters! Hope you are having an amazing day aka Khole and Kourtney

this message is for KiM

Kim, I received your Glow Glow Glow No Box the other day and I went to open it and there was an open flame and an explosions coming from the box. I went to pour water on it and it caused more of a explosion in my house. What the actual fuck kim. Are you serious with this shit. I hope you never Pass your bar exam you stupid bitch.

love you khole and kourtney

Heyyy Kardasims, if you were to switch bodies with anybody who will it be, ps: Kourtney is soooo watermelon #kourtneylove

Dear Kourtney, yesterday the assassin association labeled glow glow glow products as inhumane. I know that you were once in the association but have gone rogue, my question is how did you assassinate people before glow glow glow was invented?

Hello Kardashians sisters! I just wanted to say how much I love glow glow glow! Kim your products are amazing. Your products are great for killing bugs! Best bug spray I ever used. Thanks so much Kim keep up the great work.

Hello Kardasim sisters!

I am writing to the most watermelon sister Kim, who is the driving force of this podcast. How do you deal with the hate you get from your sisters while no longer being with Ye? It must be so hard but I am here for you unlike your horrible sisters :(

Hi kardisims! Khloé, you are a true fighter and survivor and helped me get a revenge body and overall is the best. Kourtney, you are a chill icon and influence others by just standing there. And Kim, I recently bought you glow glow glow and when I put it on, my skin started bleeding and cracking. I even followed the directions on the back.So please make Your product actually wearable.

Hey sisters! This is for the most watermelon sister Kim. Before I continue I just wanna say Kim, you’re the most inspirational Sim I know. Love you!!

My question is, what’s the tea between Ye and Pete Davidsim?

Love from South Africa!

Hello watermelon gurls🍉🍉🍉 I would like to thank Kim for saving my life with her glow glow glow❤️ I was kidnapped by someone who said their name was not khloe, they threw me in a basement and said "you can't escape until I take your booty hole pictures you stupid bitch" but with the help of other prisoners in the basement, we got our hands on some glow glow glow face spray, we sprayed it all over the basement door. and it melted right before our eyes We got back our freedom because of glow glow glow queen kim 👑🍉👸

Thank you kim and love you Khloe and Kourtney

#KimOrange #GlowGlowGlowthebest

Hello Kardasims I hope you guys are doing well. I would like to say that I've done an experiment with each of your shampoos from your companies. I first tried the glow glow glow shampoo, and I read the instructions 100 times just to make sure that I don't mess up on anything. After using it, it made all of my hair fall out and it really stinks too. But that's just expected from Glow glow glow (especially since all of the glow glow glow products are covered with caution and "do not sell" tape in the sim markets). I then tried the No no no shampoo, and it made all of my hair grow back in seconds, then I used the Booty booty pop juice shampoo and it thickened my hair and made it 1,000 times more healthier than it was. So I've come the the conclusion that Kim's products are trash, and that Khloe's and Kourtney's products does complete miracle's. Love you guys, stay watermelon~!!

Hello to the most watermelon sisters, Kourtney and khloé. Also, before asking my question, I would like to thank the least watermelon sister Kim because her glow glow glow product helped me deal with a cockroach infestation. Okay, so I want to know what are your favourite countries and cities? I would also love to ask my idol and host of the podcast Kourtney, how can you be so smart and still be related to Kim? And finally, I would like to ask the backup host, khloé, for tips on organizing a pantry. Anyways stay watermelon, you three🍉

KYLIE PRODUCTS ARE BETTER!

Fighter and Survivor Glorious Bitch: So watermelon or so not watermelon

Hi Courtney, Chloé, and Kym! I am a small influencer and I recently was sent a PR package from Kym. The product in the package was an Anti-Drunk Wine. When I first opened the package, it had a horrendous smell. Then I accidentally spilled some on my child and he ended suffering a third-degree chemical burn. He is now a deformed child after the surgery. By the way, the medical bills were the in the millions! What do you have to say to me and my lawyer. And don’t say I didn’t read the instructions, because I did 11 times because I know how it is with you and your product, Kym.

Anyways, I’m suing Kym and I am sure I can win because she is a horrid lawyer. Bye Kardasims (Except Kym), and I love y’all from Los Simgeles!

#kymsucks #stancourtneyandchloé #1upvoteoneprayerforkymandherbusiness

Hey kardasim sisters :) i have a few questions of you guys, for Kourtney have you ever thought of leaving the recording sessions when your sisters agrue, for kim would you try to sell glow glow glow over the world and lastly Khole, how long does it take you to organize your pantry?

Dear kardasims especially the bi(kim)tch.

Once upon a time I had a dream you actually chose my comment. Kim, I just want oh nno to say that you are you in big deep trouble. Yes thats right. As deep as the marina trench. Im im not repeating myself.

The other night I took a nice relaxing walk to the nut room. When I saw a shadow move in the hallway. It was a person. She. looked maybe about 90 years old. I folled her into my nut room and I saw her look at me. She had the eyes of Kris. Suddenlny she leaped out at me and chased me around my mansion. She kept saying "Come here sweetie I made you a salad !" She bit my foot and now my ass is two times the size. Kim can you explain this. I think you poisoned Kris with the glow glow glow ass serum. Kim Im going to need you to put a leash on your radioactive cat before she infects my whole mansion.

Im currently on the 2 week customer service phone line while I wait in line at the courthouse to file for lawsuit and death penalty. You know what they say beauty is in the eye of the beeholder. Bye bitch.

❤️❤️❤️ That's all!!! ❤️❤️ ❤️Love to the survivor kourtney ❤️❤️and the best business woman Nicki!❤️❤️❤️

Question for Khloe (a.k.a the most watermelon sister and the owner of the Podcast) How does it feel being a fighter and survivor and not being appreciated by your sisters

The Hot Spot: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Dear Kardasims, recently I brought your sisters’s rocks. I thought they were really exciting and cool so I decided to invest 5 hundred thousand dollars into the “pebble” that they sold. But unfortunately when they arrived they came with a radioactive fume coming from the pebble, I recognized that immediately as the Glow Glow Glow body spray. So Kim, why did you hijack my precious pebble??

Hi Kardasims, This isn't a question, but rather an idea for a twist you can put on the "That's so watermelon" segment. Instead of doing "That's so watermelon" I came up with the similar but altered segment "What's more watermelon". Instead of deciding if a topic is so watermelon or so not watermelon you take 2 similar topics and decide which is more watermelon.

Examples: Whole grain bread vs white bread. Nicki vs Beyoncé. The "dentist" vs booty booty pop juice. fruit salad vs normal salad. botany vs zoology.

Repeat this process of comparing things 5 times and there, you have a segment.

Ps:I love this podcast and have almost watched every episode. I love you Kim, Kourtney, and clowey.

#okbuisnesswomenKim

#FighterandsurvivorKourtney

Hey Kardasims. I hope you're all good. My question is for the fighter and survivor, Khloe. How do you feel knowing that Booty Booty Pop Juice is so successful because you sabotaged Glow Glow Glow? My friend is an employee at Booty Booty Pop Juice, and has been working with the Sim FBI to expose Booty Booty Pop Juice for what it is. For Kim, Khloe has been dumping toxic waste that made Booty Booty Pop Juice cause the side effects that Glow Glow Glow causes. All the radioactive stuff, people's faces exploding, booty's shrinking, Fires, it's all rejected toxic chemicals from Booty Booty Pop Juice. We have all the receipts and the FBI is working on finally shutting down Booty Booty Pop Juice. Also, my friend told me they have a whole PR department that sends out fake hate messages and reviews about Glow Glow Glow, while making Booty Booty Pop Juice look good. Think about it Kim, why else would Khloe suggest you turn Glow Glow Glow into a nuclear weapon, or keep telling you to shut down, and why else is this a topic every podcast where she bullies you and bashes your product while promoting hers simultaneously? And don't you find it suspicious that the cure to all Glow Glow Glow reactions is Booty Booty Pop Juice ? She knows there aren't camera's at your factory that's why she thought no one will see her and her goons add chemicals to your products. By the way Khloe, your juice made my booty hole large! I am suing you for mental and physical distress and all my medical bills, and I have a petition with 3000 signitures of sims who also want you behind bars for your crappy juice. Kourtney, stay Watermelon, and don't let Khloe drag you with her with all the lies she fed you, it's all her!!! Documents even reveal she is a silent partner and co-owner of Booty Booty Pop Juice.

Hi Kardasims. This is for Kim. My friend had always acted like a monkey, so for his birthday I decided to buy the glow glow glow monkey maker as a joke, not thinking that he will actually use it. The next day, I went to his house and realized that there was a huge crack on his front window, so I went to investigate, and to my astonishment I saw a monkey waving at me on a tree in the woods. After much thought I realized it was my friend. Thank you Kim for making his wish come true, and now he is roaming in the wilds freely. My question is if the glow glow glow chicken wings I saw in a recent commercial will turn people to chicken wings. This is for Khloegaroo, I used your booty-booty pop juice for a year already, according to instructions, and I see no change in ass size. I contacted the customer service but people immediately hung up after i relayed my issue. Now thinking about it, recently your attitude to feedback from listeners of the podcast has been very bad too, and your 'fighter and survivor' alias does not show in videos. You are so not watermelon. As for Kourtney, since you are such a queen, maybe you can teach Khloegaroo to be as beautiful as you. Love you Kim and Kourt, and get better Khloegaroo.

Hey Glow, Glow, Glow queen kem. I was wondering if you’d ever think about changing your logo to an umbrella. Like we all glow, glow, glow around you and you just have to keep safe. Love you, stay watermon. 🍉

Hello watermelon sisters! So my question is for Kourtney. Remember when Kim dyed her hair blonde and everyone was literally bullying her? Yeah well when Kim called her one and only Ye (who i worship every night and day) why were you having lunch with him? Were you having an affair with Ye? Is this true? Because let's be real, it seems like Kourtney spends more time with him than Kim. Also Kim your Glow Glow Glow spray on lotion works like charm! ... when fending off boxing kangaroos. Love from Australia!

dear Kourtney

every time you talk to Kim There’s always a backhanded betrayal which is unacceptable. How far would you go to betray Kim.

Hey Kim how does it feel to have the worst and most hated product and company in the sim world and outside of it and how does it feel to be divorced?

And to Kourtney and Khloe, how does it feel knowing you two are the best sisters in the world and not a disappointment like Kim?

Also love you kourtney you are my favorite and anyone who favs Kim has no taste and kourtney is the queen love u

Prudence and Zack so watermelon or so not watermelon.

P.S. I would like to see Prudence and Zack being interviewed by Kourtney i think it'd be so watermelon. Cause SHE'S the unbothered queen and the only one who's not convinced by Prudence & Zack when you guys babysat them.

Hello to the Khloe Kardasim Podcast,

I just wanna tell you that I"M GONNA SUE KIM SO HARD!!! How dare you sabotage my collaboration product with Jeffrey Simstar upcoming 'Limited Edition RED lipstick line' release!!!!

The lipsticks passed the 1988 stages of testing, At our final testing a.k.a 1989th test, suddenly the lipsticks caused HEADACHES, BURNING, BLISTERS, SORENESS, STINGING, BLEEDING, POISONING, TWITCHING, TREMORS & BRAIN DAMAGE to our tester people, we did a professional investigation and we found out that the lipsticks had traces of Mercury, Lead, Arsenic, Sulfur Mustard, & Bleach which are never present at our Lab.

We later reviewed the CCTV footage and we saw a person sneaking at our vault, distracting the guards and putting buckets upon buckets of suspicious liquids at our mixtures just before being molded on into lipsticks, we found the person whose name is PETER still hiding by the vents of the vault, and we FORCED HIM TO SPEAK UP and his last words are GLOW GLOW GLOW just before he passed out and and vomited blood, it turns out that he's overly exposed of the "liquids" and now ME, Jeffrey, and all of us in the lab needs to be isolated. F*** Y** KIM!!!!!!

hello kardasims! This is kinda important! so a few days ago i orderd the new glow glow glow lip loss mc thingy sent: blossum, for my dear dear dear LITTLE sister she is a huge fan of kem. i dont know why. but when it arrived the box was half open! so when my LITTLE sister did the lip gloss mc thingy on her lips. somehow her clothes changed to some white ones. then she said some weird stuff. then she dissaperd!!! THANKS KEM!!! I hope your happy for making my LITTLE sister dissaperd. I'm totally suein g you eventho i am from the netherlands. i hope you get fed strawberry soda in your sleep. Bye. btw kourtney: chould you say to kem that she also needs to be less spaceophobic. the mail man litterly held me at gunpoint! it was so traumatising😭! he had a glow glow glow suit on!☺️🤐

-Good day to the most 🍉 fighter and survivor, Khloe!! -Greetings to the most savage and most admirable woman, Kourtney!! -hi kym This is might be a reeaally long post, but I hope it entertains you guys and the listeners. I have been tuning in to the podcast episodes on the Youtube channel whenever I go do some chores and silent work ever since you guys started posting episodes since December last year. And let me say, I can tell the podcast been so enjoyable. Really enjoyable, to the point that my brain keeps thinking about memories of the podcast whenever I do chores again. (Read the next line in Khem's "normal voice") Let me explain: Whenever I go clean my humidifier, all I can think of is Kim trying to defend her venomous euthanasia solution. Anyways, thank you so much for putting the full episodes on Youtube, as I wouldn't be obsessed with the podcast if you guys didn't put them out! Anyways I have some question for you Sim Sisters! 1. If you guys were to have kids (assuming you guys don't have right now, I never seen or heard any mention of them in SimGM vids or the podcast) what names would you give them? Would you give them normal names, or bizarre words like what your real human counterparts did to their kids? 2. For Khloe and Kourtney, what do you two feel about Kihnn being implied to be the mascot of your trio? The only times I saw one of you two be the main-main character was just the Titanic and Friday the 13th. Funny to see the opposite for the podcast's case 🤣 3. For Kourtney, I- wait, I just realized I didn't properly greet one of you girls, oops! -Hello to the Momma's girl of the group, the woman that coined the term "so watermelon", Grim Reaper to all makeup customers, Rebecca! anyways, resuming back, Kourtney, I was watching some very old and early SimGM Kardasim vids and I can't help but notice how softer and less monotone you sounded back then. Like how can you do that Kourtney!? I-, WE look up to you 😢. Not only that, but in "The New It Girl" (The episode of Caitlyn stealing your girls' thunder) you called a fan "sweetie"!!!! Kourtney, not only are we so distraught from the fact that you were acting kind to somebody, BUT THE FACT IT HAD TO BE SOMETHING KRIS WOULD SAY!!!! I am so heartbroken and conflicted right now. I don't know what to feel. The KKC (Kourtney Kardasim Clan) has never hit an all time low this deep. You better have a good explanation Kourtney, as writing that greeting to you was very hard with this in mind. I can only look up to Khloe and Cimberly now. Anyways girls, thank you so much for your time and once again for bringing the podcast to YouTube! It would surely be strange to hear you guys finally talk about something in the present day and not about news from 1-2 years ago. Can't wait for Orange Juice to now be a significant topic in the podcast. Stay watermelon you guys!! 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉

(btw if you guys can't tell, my profile pic is what Kyem would look like if she applied Glow Glow Glow to herself) ((guess the listeners have to find out for themselves))

to Khloe

Kim is the golden child (although she shouldn’t be) and Kourtney the family’s pride

how did our fighter and survivor handle all this childhood trauma and negative energy from your family and these two bitches?

#justiceforlizards

Hey Kardasims sisters

Khloe

The most expensive,intelligent,confidential lady and a true fighter

Why people always wanna bring you down...always look for mistakes you have and use those mistakes to destroy you? People should respect you ...

Kim

Why most people call you Glow Glow Glow demon?

Do you even check your products before you sell them...?

Can you please explain to us ...why Kanye West said that he is Jesus whereas he is not Jesus

Kourtney

Are you still in a relationship with Scott

And how did you guys meet?

id like to say kim, you are my favorite because we are both failures! you failed to become a good lawyer & your business is running into the ground as we speak. & i just fail at everything. your such an inspiration for alot of people. like you inspired me to launch a business! but for some reason, i keep getting emails on customers either suing me or how their families are turning into demonic creatures. i sell makeup that contains “glow glow glow X serum” it was recommended to me- wait.. theres cops outside my door.. & fbi agents.. is that the president?? there breaking my door down. i gonna give them some glow glow glow products because who doesnt want them! omg.. my house is on fire & theres radioactive material floating around everywhere.. is that normal?

this is a message to the successful business woman kimberly. why do khloe and kourtney keep calling your products a bioweapon. they don't seem to understand that all the bad reviews are from people who didn't do their research about how TERRIBLE OF A PRODUCT IT IS. i recently used your glow glow glow dentist cream, to use after your dentist visits to enhance the results. and it made the work i got done to my lips deflate. the silicone melted in my face and i had to get it removed. 54$ down the drain. #kimthelawyer #khloefighterandsurviver #kourtneysowatermelon from collin #stillloveyoukim

Hello Kardasim sisters.

I would love to know how each one of you would decribe yourselves and each other to someone who is visually impaired. So could you please do a brief phisycal description of yourselves and your sisters to them?

Love you all.

Much love from Portugal

*grabs popcorn

You're welcome listeners 😈

Spaghetti: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Going to jail for DUI: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Taking selfies while your sister is in jail: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Greetings the kardasims sisters! I really admire all of you except Kim . So the other day I was at SimMart in the plant section and saw an artificial plant named "GLOW GLOW GLOW artificial plant" thinking nothing would go wrong so I bought it? And oh boy I was really wrong. I kept the plant in the little plant section in my house, it looked cute.. until I decided to water my plants, while watering my plants I accidentally dropped a few water droplets on the "GLOW GLOW GLOW artificial plant", the water drop lit up a little spark of fire. I thought to myself that it was just my imagination, so I watered the artificial plant. I swear to god Kim.. THE WATER THAT I POURED ON THE ARTIFICIAL PLANT STARTED A WHOLE DAMN FIRE IN MY HOUSE! Kim I'll meet you at the court tomorrow. I need funds to repaire my house. Anyways I need to go now sisters xx, bye queens except Kim. <3

Virtual Reality: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Recyckling: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Vogue house tours: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hopefully this makes it to ep 69 😜 hey kardasim sisters! Khloe and kourtney! that's all. I just wanted to know what it's like to be in the "red" for both booty booty pop juice, and no no no. We all know that, what's her name? Kombucha? cant relate! anyways...what does it take to get on the PR list?!

stay watermelon!

#reportglowglowglow

#where'sstacy?

Orange juice: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Bonjour to the best sisters of all time! (except kim). Courtni, you are the queen and the owner of the world. Periods. Khloé, you sound like a man. Did they do your nose job accidentally on your vocal chrods? And to rebekka, how is YE?

HI KARDASIMS!!! YOO HAW!!! 💛💛💛

I've been an avid listener since day 0 and I've witnessed how this podcast turned into a review section/help line of Kem's Glow Glow Glow. Kem, I am well aware of your prowess as a businesswoman but what I admire most about you is your expertise in law. So... I would like to use this podcast to seek help from the brilliant attorney that you are. 😭😭😭

I just found out that my husband has been cheating on me and has been planning to leave me, taking away my hard-earned money in our savings, for his mistress!!! He still doesn't know I already knew and I want to be the one to drop a bomb before he succeeds. Tell me Kem, what shall I do for me to keep my money, my properties, and my dignity!!?? I desperately need your legal advice!! 😭😭😭

BTW, I am here for the pro bono service because I can't afford your expensive law skills. But someone said you are an expert when it comes to marital discord cases. PLeASe hELp mEeeEeeE!!! 😭😭😭

Hello Kardasim Sisters! This is a question for Kim. I recently purchased your Glow Glow Glow acne cream and when I went to use it before bed, I woke up and my acne was much worse! I had ecne down my neck and it even went as far as my nipples. Kim, will you please go out of business for the sake of humans and your fellow sims. I cannot lay on my stomach anymore and thank you for making my skin worse! Ps Khloe is the most watermelon sister stay watermelon girl 🍉❤️

Dear Kardasims Sisters,

This one is for the Queen, the icon, the legend, the BETTER WATERLEMON sister, and THE TRUE fighter and survivor Kourtney.

My Queen, I need your advice. My girlfriend is obsessed with Kim. Every morning, she rolls over and says " Thank You KV" to me. She was inspired by Kim's failed business to start her own beauty company, "Ko, Ko, Ko" and now she is studying to become a lawyer. We are financially ruined. The lawsuits are piling up. We receive 2k lawsuits a day. My savings account is gone. I have no money left because of her and Kim. So Queen Kourtney, what should I do? I don't want to break up with my girlfriend because I love her, but I don't want to go to jail because of her and Kim. Please help me!!!😥😥😥

Hello Kardasims sisters, except for Kem

10 years ago, my fiancée, Stacy Nancy Simlouis got a job from Kem as a trial participant for her Glow Glow Glow products. I was against it but ultimately I cave in because we were about to get married and buy a house. Kem had promised to give us $20,000 for each trial. Well Kem, the conwoman, failed businesswoman, and wanna-be lawyer lied. She did not give us any money and one day my wife-to-be Stacy did not come home😥😥😥. When I contacted Glow Glow Glow's trial participant hotline asking for Stacy, the lady on the phone told me that I was being rude and she hung up the phone. When I tried to call again, the phone line was disconnected. So Kem, where is my wife Stacy? What did you do to her? I am a REAL lawyer and I'm going to send you to jail if you don't bring back my Stacy.

Hi Kardasims Sisters! I just want to ask what failures of cooking did Kim have done in the past. I remember the spaghetti del agua, charredcoal toast, and crusty wig... I mean pizza.

PS: I have a mantra for Khloe... Ayamastoopeedbish

Ayamastoopeedbish

Ayamastoopeedbish

HAHA YOU REALLY JUST READ AND NOT THINK KHLOE YOU DUMB BITCH

Hi fabulous Kardasim sisters! Khloe, you are a goddess with the sweet voice of an angel. Kourtney, you are one-of-a-kind, the 8th wonder of the world. Kim, you are the most gorgeous, most inspirational, most talented bioweapon maker this world unfortunately knows. My question is for all three of you: Which villain from the Resident Evil game franchise do you each most identify with? The voluptuous Lady Dimitrescu? The devious Wesker? Or the bioweapon creator Annette Birkin? (I think we all know who would be Annette. Right, Kim?). You three are so watermelon!

Kourtney's Opera Voice: So watermelon or so not watermelon

Kimbeowea Pun Maker:So watermelon or so not watermelon

To the watermelon icons Khloe, Kourtney, and Mariah

Ok I’m only going to ask this once to the intern that should’ve been fired Kem. Who do you think you are telling people what type of drink people should order? I mean not everyone likes orange soda Kem 🙄. Maybe you should let people decide their own choices in life. Like did you ever think that Nicki ordered the orange juice because she already had orange soda earlier that day? You are LITERALLY Kris! #kourtneydoesntneedthis #kimthecontrolfreak #kimissorude

Hello Kourtney, Khloe and... who was the other one? Kammie? This question is for Khloe: Does Booty Booty Pop Juice have anything to do with your 'special' pictures? The doctor recommended it for my mom after an unfortunate 'glowing' accident, but when she applied it, she heard a camera snap coming from the bottle. Is this your source? Are you planning to blackmail her? Are you paying doctor to prescribe your product? Never buying again! #YuckyYuckyMopJuice

HELLO to the most WATERMELON sisters on the planet!!! :D To the true Fighter and Survivor Kaliflower, the weird Glow Glow Glow businesswoman and lawyer Kibble, and to the gorgeous "No" queen Kornelius, I love you all! I don't have anything else to say, just keep up the good work and stay watermelon! :) :) ;)

HOEMGGGG. If you could create your own drag name what would it be?

PS: I have one for Kim, Cherry No Bill

hi sisters

just watched your most recent soda drama episode. Kim why must you make a big deal over the fact that both strawberry soda AND orange juice are BETTER than orange soda??? I’m starting to think you secretly like strawberry soda and pretend to hate it for the attention because you are the least important kardasim sister with your stupid ass failing makeup line.

love from SimFlorida guys, Kourtney and Khloe you girls are the best

Dear Khloe Kardasim (Queen watermelon and fighter and survivor) Just yesterday I put on Booty Booty pop juice and it inflated my ass 30 minutes later I slipped on a puddle of water and my Inflated ass saved my life. Booty Booty pop juice is so watermelon and will you ever make other versions of Booty Booty pop juice like a cream or stick version? also glow glow glow more like flop flop flop

Letters Y and E-so watermelon or so not watermelon

hello kardasims! i have a very important question for kim. last week my school bought the glow glow glow bio for my biology class to experiment in making our own glow glow glow products. however, when my teacher opened the box, toxic fumes started coming out of it. the entire school had to evacuate because the fumes which police later found out were glow glow glow orange soda perfume; were killing people. my best friend is currently in the hospital about to die from inhaling it. my state’s governor is attempting to sue you for multiple acts of manslaughter. efforts are being made to clean up the school by packaging the fumes in no no no jars. my question is: kim, how are you legally making this and where? fyi, you are wanted by the fbi in my state. I hope you end up in prison kim, but love you khloe and kourtney, the most watermelon sisters! <3 🍉 #glowglowglowsucks #bootybootypopjuiceandnononoarebetter

Hi Kardasims, I have a question for the better sister which is Kourtney. My question is: How do you live a care-free life, ignoring all the stupid people and the people you don't like?

Btw, Raspberry Soda is the best and it's healthier.

Also, I tried Kim's Glow Glow Glow products and they made me look like I had leprosy.

Hi sisters, Khloe the true fighter and survivor. Kim the “lawyer“ and last but not least Kourtney the best and most watermelon sister. I have a question for each of you. Khloe, I have a chronic illness but I want a revenge body like you, any advise? Kim, why won’t you admit that your “business” is a toxic bio weapon that is only useful for killing bugs and potentially people? And finally Kourtney if you had to choose between booty booty pop juice or glow glow glow what would pick and no you can’t choose nether!

Love you guys so much! stay watermelon 🍉!!!!!!

Hello to the three incredible Kardasim sisters!

I took it upon myself to help end some of the recent debates on Kim’s podcast. I ordered a product from each of your guys’ company/sponsor and graded them based on three categories.

For high quality, No No No was the clear winner. With a high quality minimalistic box, I felt truly pampered when it arrived at my door.

For versatility, Glow Glow Glow came out on top. I ordered the cleanser and used it in more ways than one! I sprayed it on some bugs as I heard from the podcast that others have done and it seemed to cleanse the bugs’ exoskeletons away! I also used the cleanser to dissolve the stubborn moss that has been growing on the side of the brick wall in my backyard. After all of this I ran out so I couldn’t use it on my skin but it looks like it works in the commercials so I assume it’s good for your face as well.

Booty Booty Pop Juice won the category of best bang for your buck. It went above and beyond what was expected of it for an affordable price. My best friend tested it for me and has seen great results!

My question for all three of you is which of your two sisters’ product would you buy if you had to?

Lots of love from California

a question to kourtney... did you do something to kim when you two were young that's why she grew up delusional, cry baby and dopey?

Hello Kardasims, except the flop i forgot her name is it Karrie? Anyways I have two questions for y’all one isn’t simlish like a bunch of gipperish and y’all speak human English so are y’all bi-sim lingua? and to the one and only TRUE fighter and survivor kourtney how do you just show up and slay at every thing I wish I was you❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🌸🌸🌸💄👁👄👁

Hi Kardasims,,I just watched your mean girls video and realized kim is not just a scammer but also pathological liar Khloe made that's so watermelon and kourtney even said never try it again,,, my question is for kourtney are you going to collaborate with booty booty pop juice or glow glow glow and what will be the product,,,, and also stop attacking our cool mommager queen kris love you sweeties

Bad Reputation:So Watermelon or So not Watermelon

The number 69: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Hey simsters this is a question for the most watermelon sister iconic kim, how do you come up with ur products they are so watermelon and totally not gonna sue you for your horrible invented products, my face looks like Ms. Puff from simsbob

Hi Kardasim family! This is a message to Kim, I think your other sisters are AnNoYiNg! -(＾3＾♪

Q for khole how. How much long are your farts

Perfumes: So Watermelon or so not watermelon?

Glow Glow Glow: so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hey Watermelon sisters! I want yall to know that... The most watermelon sister is.... not Khloé because shes to cocky! But she is a true fighter and surviver, Its not Kim shes a discrace her product is trash and shes no were near to success.. Its.... THE AMAZING QUEEN Kourtney MY FAV water melon sister!!!

Dear booty booty pop queen with the news that kim is studying again for law school do you think that she will eventually end up mandating glow glow glow products for all USA citizens and how will you stop her?

Kanye , so watermelon or so not watermelon

dear best and most slay sister khloe, rude kourtney and flop flop flop tyrant kim, This question is for khloe the most watermelon have you ever thought of representing for a different brand like sim fenty beauty? I loved booty booty pop juice and I apply it before going out everyday! love from the philippines x

Hello to the watermelon people Khloe, Kourtney, and Taylor

Kourtney since you’ve become a successful lawyer (behind Kim’s back) are you going to kickstart your law practice where you help glow glow glow customers get their refunds by just stealing money from kims safe and giving it to them? also, Kim, why was glow glow glow customer service calling me about my car‘s extended warranty? I swear you’re turning into Kris!

First of all i would like to thank my queen khloe the fighter and survivor for being an inspiration to me. Kim this one is for you. Last week i bought the glow glow glow pop juice (the copycat of the legend booty booty pop juice) and it is making my ass shrinking. My ass was the size of a mammoth and now it's shrinking until i don't have any fat in my ass. So i called the glow glow glow customer service and complained about it so i can get a refund and you guys kidnapped me and throw me to a river instead. From now on i'm just gonna buy the original booty booty pop juice because it makes my ass really big and cute. Kim i swear i'm gonna burn all your factory and your mansion. Get ready you failed business woman. Love to Kim and Kourtney. You guys are so watermelon. Also kourtney is the one who made the word "so watermelon".

Natasha the simrussian biochemist : so watermelon or so not watermelon

hi kardasim sisters, this is a message to khloe, why do you have the audacity to call this podcast yours when it seems like you do nothing except mutter ugly hateful words?. Kim pick the comments for the first segment, AND the topics for that's so watermelon, and kourtney picks the words for the third so khloe you don't even do anything except sound ugly and hateful. i love you kim and kourtney

Podcasts Hosted by Men: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Pronouns: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

Winter Olympics: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

SimP*rn revenge: So Kim I mean So watermelon or so not watermelon

Hour Knee: So watermelon or so not watermelon

Choking: So watermelons or so not watermelon

Kink: So watermelon or so not watermelon

HOEMG! Hi Kardasimsters. Considering it's the 69th episode, are you a S or M?

P.S. I know Kim's a Sadist considering she just watches her customer's skin be disintegrated

Paris, SimFrance: So watermelon or so NOT watermelon?